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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34DRLB 5
00:35Uhhhhh!
00:39DRLB 5
00:40DRL B
00:42DRLB 4
00:45DRLB 2
00:46DRLB 2
00:58DRLB're living in the back
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier. I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:17What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck? I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:39Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heart beats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Leora.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé, my property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
15:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:49ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:49ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:50ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:56ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
15:58ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
16:09what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:44you
16:45jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:11that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:16that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:34monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:43wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:48whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time
18:01figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07i
18:07i
18:07i
18:08i
18:08i
18:08i
18:08i
18:09i
18:09i
18:09Let's go.
18:46My liege, have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:25Listen to me.
19:26If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes, my liege.
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:36You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Headed staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king?
22:04He's real.
22:07Hades?
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One.
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out!
22:40In front of Poseidon.
22:42Your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord.
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54I'm not here for fun.
22:55Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone!
23:10Drop what you're doing!
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now!
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:23Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:30Roar!
24:31Roar!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:43Roar!
24:44Roar!
24:45Roar!
24:45Roar!
24:46Roar!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:19Kids mine.
25:21You die.
25:24You... poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:37You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:56Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well and I might let her run a little longer.
26:42Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:50Daddy?
26:56Your hands off her!
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison!
27:14Jack!
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:23So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go!
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want!
28:08My pack tears you both apart!
28:26No!
28:26No!
28:27No!
28:29No!
28:37No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23Lily, you can turn around now.
30:28Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:25You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:29You're not even an enemy.
33:30You're not even an enemy.
33:30You're not even an enemy.
33:34You're not even an enemy.
33:39You're not even an enemy.
33:41You're not even an enemy.
33:43You're not even an enemy.
33:46You're not even an enemy.
33:48You're not even an enemy.
33:49You're not even an enemy.
33:49You're not even an enemy.
33:50You're not even an enemy.
33:52You're not even an enemy.
33:54You're not even an enemy.
33:54You're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
34:30Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster. Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:43No matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
34:48We're finished don't worry darling things might turn around Lyra Vale has been captured
34:55Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00They're here for me
35:01Jack stay behind me
35:03With me here no one touches you
35:06Stop saying that Jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16My lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:24You worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:37Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48You're
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