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The Klutzy Class Monitor & the Girl with the Short Skirt Episode 1
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00:06so he just went in head first how many times is this must I tell you again your hair color
00:12and
00:13skirt link are both entirely inappropriate who's making you dork I don't remember asking and it's
00:18none of your business it's exactly my business you and I are both students of this school and
00:25as class monitor this is my responsibility to keep warning you till the problem is fixed
00:32and I'm gonna keep telling you to go kick rocks you think you're the only one who's read the handbook
00:37it says right here appearances must comply with accepted social standards and girls rocking
00:42light-colored hair and miniskirts has been socially acceptable for like the last three freaking
00:46decades if you call this acceptable I must ask whose standards you're following do they find it
00:52acceptable that your attire is so prone to exposing your underwear if so then they are
00:56accepting indeed because you are a brazen exhibitionist what the hell are you saying it's not like anyone's
01:03actually seeing my panties out here as a matter of fact I've seen them twice perhaps even three times
01:08myself on that note the patterns you wear seem deliberately designed to inflame the passions
01:14I can't say I approve so quit looking you pervert and do you really have to tell me in the
01:20creepiest
01:20way possible right apologies allow me to rephrase that it was incredibly hard
01:33die freak
01:36get back here immediately just go to side violence isn't arguably prohibited but I won't be able to
01:42report this incident to the school until I get your name it's a tiny rainbow shimmered in the gentle
01:52may breeze hmm I wish that pervert would get off my back already yeah Sakura daimon's a real stick
02:02in the mud good thing he didn't get your name in class or he'd be stuck to you like glue
02:06all through
02:06your lunch for real you gotta keep that hidden from him at any cost I don't even mean just cuz
02:12you'd get
02:12in trouble dude shut up if he found out I would literally die hey kahinata
02:21uh yes man this sucks just cuz I cut class a few times really no one else here
02:32I beg your pardon wait it's the klutz okay don't freak out it's not like I did anything wrong right
02:38I'm here for supplemental lessons that's all
02:43oh it's you this supplemental lesson should cover all classes are you the only student
02:49yeah obviously what about it dork wait why are you even here I have a message for you from our
02:56math teacher mr. Morita he was called to a sudden meeting as soon as you've completed this worksheet
03:01you'll be free to go cool message received didn't have to make a whole thing out of it don't scare
03:09me
03:09like that right then let's get to it he's assigned here too okay I'm gonna head out got it good
03:20work
03:20today good home safe I got supplemental lessons for skipping not sucking a math but either way
03:27this was a pretty easy worksheet so are you like an actual moron or something
03:35oh geez is he mad or just frustrated or possessed throughout my school life I've been able to get
03:42by on dedication because I'm decidedly lacking in scholarly ability got it actual moron in particular
03:50I'm devastatingly bad at math in more general terms I tend to have great difficulty with thinking
03:56flexibly I could have told you you were way too rigid in your mindset sucks to suck I don't have
04:05a
04:05comeback for that as a class monitor being a model student is part of my duties my inadequacy shames me
04:18listen I'm pretty good at math so how about I tutor you and in return thanks but no thanks
04:23there's no point me being here unless I can solve the problems on my own the point is learning how
04:28to solve them doofus you're screwing yourself over with your rigid thinking you go to math class so
04:33the teacher can teach you to solve math problems right well obviously that's what classes hey genius
04:39you notice how the blackboard says supplemental lessons the teacher couldn't make it but we're still
04:44in a class did anyone tell you that you weren't allowed to ask for help or did you just assume
04:48it in
04:48that stiff little skull of yours so we doing this I would be grateful for the help thank you very
05:02much I'd still be racking my brain if not for you you think so but even beyond the math worksheet
05:09you taught me something I do assume too much and think too rigidly it's clear I had you wrong you're
05:16certainly not the problem student I had taken you for I realize now that you're quite a kind young
05:22lady I didn't help you out for free in exchange I want you to quit bugging me about my hair
05:29and my
05:29skirt length that's out of the question huh how is that fair you jerk as I mentioned this morning
05:35your skirt still reveals far too much for comfort more so when you're standing on the stairs like that
05:41you don't have to look pervert setting aside my personal preferences entirely the fact is you're a
05:47very pretty girl and that could become a liability you're also kind and outgoing I only ask that you
05:54look out for your well-being oh thanks but in any case you've taught me a valuable lesson on the
06:02importance of thinking flexibly you may wear your skirt up to five centimeters above the knee
06:07call it a compromise I'm gonna call it not enough also I'm happy to finally know your name huh it
06:16was
06:16on your worksheet miss kohinetta but I couldn't tell how to read your first name bisho or hohomi
06:24maybe maybe my names yes it's poem actually like in English quit making that face you idiot it's the
06:38congee for hohomi but read his poem so you're the one who sticks around to lock the gates after school
06:47huh I never really thought about it yes it's part of my duties and so is unlocking them I take
06:54the keys
06:54home with me wait for real you open them as class monitor I'm obliged to ensure all students are
07:00commuting safely meaning I must arrive earlier and leave later than anyone else just imagine if you put
07:06that same level of effort into your studies that's a good point you were forced to stay late thanks to
07:11my own poor study habits sincerest apologies miss poem never use my first name right now make note of
07:19that and I should say you throw an impressive punch for your size even so it's too dangerous to walk
07:25home on your own at this late hour mmm fine then do your duty class monitor come walk me home
07:32huh
07:33dude I'm kidding you totally very well no seriously you don't have to do that I was joking there's no
07:41need to go that far for my sake no I insist I'd be too worried I'm a man of character
07:47if your
07:48short skirt stirs these desires in me how would a less scrupulous by the way I still don't know your
07:56name I was sure you did it's Sakura diamond no your full name you already know mine it's no fair
08:04if
08:04you get blackmail material on me for free oh since you asked I'm Togo Sakura diamond what middle school
08:11did you go to I was at Shirahata is that so I went to Nakate no way that's crazy my
08:19house is right on the
08:19border between Shirahata and Nakate's zones we could have been classmates if my place was like 50 meters further
08:25to the left I totally would have been over at Nakate with you that's interesting bruh I don't want to
08:35be
08:35rude but are you just like this how do you mean like over serious as hell allergic to fun and
08:42such
08:43I guess so my father's always been very strict and he raised me to value social propriety above all else
08:51several of my classmates have said I'm stifling to be around or that I have a boring personality
08:56oh my gosh that's so sad don't you resent your dad for it be real I don't I'm genuinely fine
09:04with it
09:04no joke you're a bigger man than I am I'm still mad at mine for giving me the stupid name
09:11on that subject
09:12miss home miss kohinata sorry why don't you want me calling you by your first name uh because it's
09:19super embarrassing like might as well name me painting can you imagine me going to the hospital
09:24as an old lady miss poem kohinata ah that's me dear I'm being bullied across space and time by my
09:32own
09:32parents but I think it's a very nice name nice it doesn't even suit me my folks obviously just
09:38thought it sounded cool and went with it oh crap I totally just jinxed myself
09:47uh hello yeah sorry I'm on my way there now huh no I didn't eat why no don't you dare
09:56tell
09:57Mary that if she touches it if she even thinks about it I swear I'm gonna yes I do yes
10:05I'm sure I want
10:06it yes I mean it I want my hamburg steak with cheese she can't have it I've been waiting for
10:11it all day
10:13see you soon
10:17hmm what's that look
10:21I'm afraid I must disagree you're a cute girl your name suits you well very well
10:28shut it already
10:32shut up shut up you're such an idiot just shut your idiot mouth and keep walking already
10:40understood we wouldn't want your hamburg steak to get cold
10:44damn it stupid klutzy class monitor stop embarrassing me would you
10:55thanks and sorry to keep you I hope I didn't take you too far out of your way
10:58it's no trouble at all as I said it's my duty to make sure fellow students are safe
11:04whether they're coming or going
11:05mm-hmm I'll see you tomorrow miss Kohineta
11:16hold up look um I guess you can use my first name but in return I get to use yours
11:25cool
11:28Togo sure well then see you tomorrow miss poem yeah it really is a nice name
11:35shut up goober
11:40so he went to nakate for middle school I wonder where he lives
11:49hey sorry I'm late
11:51no way wait a sec are you serious right now you freaking live here
11:56I do it was a surprise for me too though I started to figure it out after your explanation earlier
12:03if my place was like 50 meters further to the left I totally would have been over at nakate with
12:08you
12:08oh crap we're 50 meters down the road that's crazy right how did we live this close and never
12:15once run into each other on the way to school meaning I must arrive earlier and leave later than
12:20anyone else
12:23ohhhh
12:24and just like that the puzzle pieces clicked into place
12:29uh klutz and skirt
12:38a drink on the way home from school is truly a taste of bliss
12:44man it's been a long time since we stopped for coffee and just hung out you've been stuck in
12:49supplemental lessons for a while now you're cute girl your name suits you well are you there
12:55kohimata
12:57uh yeah duh where else would I be okay now that we know you're still with us I heard some
13:03girls saying
13:04they saw you walking home with sakura daimon the other day were you
13:08uh real come on please you can't seriously think I would go anywhere with a freak show like him right
13:14I know right
13:15as if she could be around them for more than 30 seconds without punching him in the gut
13:19totally
13:20hahaha
13:22okay they're buying it just gotta keep it up
13:25what are you three doing in that establishment
13:28dining on your way to her from school is prohibited
13:31Yeah, she didn't fool anybody
13:34Now then ladies, you are in flagrant violation of school rules. I'll be taking down your names and classes
13:41Hi, I'm Tosuke class one six. I can be here! Samesies!
13:46I can't let them find out about me and Togo. If they knew they'd never let me live it down
13:52He probably won't get this, but I gotta try
13:55Huh? What are you playing out with your winking? I assure you, you won't be getting out of this with
14:00cuteness alone, Miss Poem
14:02Don't call me by my first name and do learn to take a hint!
14:06But you specifically said I could use your first name
14:08Have you ever heard of a little thing called context? And shouldn't you be closing the school gates right now
14:12anyway?
14:13We switched to a shift-based schedule this week. I don't have any duties on campus at the moment, so
14:16I'm patrolling the town!
14:18When exactly did you two get so friendly?
14:20Yeah, Poey?
14:22Poey?
14:23That's what we used to call her. She was cool with it back in our grade school days. Or even
14:28Popo on occasion
14:29Popo?
14:30But then, our sweet Poey became self-aware!
14:33My name is stupid! You can't use it! I'm only going by Kohinata from now on!
14:39Why do that? You have such a lovely name!
14:41I am vetoing this whole conversation!
14:43I'm so glad someone finally gets it! Thank you, Sakura Daimon
14:47Why don't you have a seat here with us?
14:49Try a nice refreshing cup of coffee
14:51Well, that's very kind of you to offer
14:55Nice try! I won't be a part of your illicit after-school dining!
14:59You must have really wanted to! Honestly, you guys, what are you trying to do to me here?
15:05Hilarious!
15:06Join us!
15:07Drink the coffee and be free!
15:09What?! 2-1-1?! You coward!
15:11Hey, Poey! Come on, make him drink it!
15:14Make him drink your coffee! Right now!
15:17Gab, you know humanity!
15:19I'll eat my bones!
15:21He can drink my half-drunk coffee? They want me to force it into his mouth?!
15:27Quick, Popo!
15:28Now's your chance!
15:30Now's your chance!
15:36Help!
15:37Boo-hug!
15:38I'm still on patrol, so I'll take my leave, but next time I will report you to the school
15:43Sure thing!
15:45See you around!
15:48I think he's mad!
15:50Sorry about that, you guys!
15:52For what?! Making our coffee break super fun?!
15:54Yeah, for sure! That was a total riot!
15:57I never thought it would be that easy to talk to!
16:00You really can't judge a book by its cover, right?
16:03You two! Wait here a sec! I'll be right back!
16:10Togo!
16:12Miss Poem, is something wrong?
16:15No, I'm fine. I just want to say...
16:18I feel really bad about what went down back there.
16:21Seriously, I'm sorry.
16:24Hmm?
16:25Cause like, we're actually talking to each other now, not just about dress code stuff,
16:29so I don't want you to get the wrong idea about those two.
16:33They're not bad kids, okay? Even if they act like it sometimes.
16:39So like, I hope-
16:40I'm sure they're not.
16:42You wouldn't be friends with them if they were.
16:45However, rules are rules.
16:47And I'll issue a warning if they break them.
16:49Strike two is a reflective essay.
16:51Oh, cool.
16:53Got it.
16:54Thank you to-
16:55Hey! I got a question!
16:57What if I go home, then immediately turn around and head to the tea shop?
17:02Nice grade school logic-
17:03I believe that would be fine!
17:04Understood!
17:05Grade school logic wins!
17:07In that case, let's grab tea together sometime!
17:09Is one foot in the door enough to count?
17:11Yes!
17:12I'd say so.
17:12What the heck, you guys?
17:14What are you trying to-
17:15Don't worry about your new favorite, Poey.
17:18We're not gonna steal him.
17:22No!
17:23It is so not like that!
17:30Slow down, you three!
17:32Running in the hallway is strictly prohibited!
17:35We're not missing out on chocolate danishes!
17:37Sorry, Sakura Daimon!
17:39No way we're slowing down, even if you are Poey's favorite!
17:42Stop right there!
17:43Now he's running in the hallway, too!
17:45You can't expect that klutz to give it too much thought!
17:48At least watch where you're going!
17:50You're about to reap the-
17:55Akina!
18:01You okay?
18:05Hottie in a white coat.
18:09What the hell are you throwing yourself down the stairs for, dumbass?!
18:14You're trying to break your damn neck or something, you brat?!
18:17You better tell me if you're hurt anywhere!
18:18And don't even think about lying to me!
18:21Uh, I'm totally fine, sir!
18:23Yo, back off!
18:24I mean, we appreciate you saving her, but easy with the yelling, okay?!
18:28Easy?
18:29You saying I'm taking my duties as a committee member too seriously, kiddo?
18:34Committee member?
18:35Izabuchi!
18:37Sakura Daimon.
18:39So you saved Miss Akina from a dangerous fall.
18:42I thank you.
18:44Then I'm guessing, you've met?
18:46We have indeed!
18:47This is you, Izabuchi.
18:50A fellow committee member.
18:51Specifically, the health representative.
18:53Health representative?!
18:54Dude's a thug!
18:55Where do you get off?!
18:57What part of this says thug?!
18:58Who wears long-wide coats, huh?!
19:00Doctor!
19:01No doctor has ever worn a coat like that!
19:03You got a switchblade scalpel in your pocket or what?!
19:06Look, my coat's not the issue here.
19:09Sakura Daimon, I want to register a complaint about your performance.
19:13As class monitor, you're responsible for keeping these girls from running in the halls.
19:17Is that right?
19:19As you say, that's part of my duties.
19:21I have no rebuttal.
19:24However, before you speak, Izabuchi, allow me to point out something you've overlooked.
19:29Oh, yeah?
19:30Right before Miss Akina fell, she twisted her ankle.
19:33And as health representative, it's your duty to notice when a fellow student is ill or injured and tend to
19:38them immediately, is it not?
19:40Hey, brat!
19:41I asked if you were hurt and you said you were totally fine!
19:43Did you lie to me?!
19:45I didn't mean to!
19:47Out with it!
19:48Did you roll your ankle before you tripped?!
19:50Yes.
19:51No choice then.
19:53Hang on tight, cause we're booking it!
19:55You're crazy!
19:56We're going to the nurse's office!
19:58You heard anywhere else?
20:00Don't lie to me again!
20:01No!
20:01No sir!
20:02I'm fine, I'm fine!
20:03You know, you and that guy kinda have the same energy.
20:06It's true.
20:07We're both passionate about our work.
20:12The next day brought even more revelations.
20:17It wasn't just a vibe.
20:19I asked around about that Izabuchi kid.
20:21He totally used to be a delinquent back in middle school.
20:24Used to be?
20:25And definitely, obviously still is!
20:28No, from what I hear, he really has cleaned up his act.
20:30They say he's a good guy, even if he's a little rough around the edges.
20:34He's a bit of a school celebrity.
20:35Some girls get hurt on purpose just to help the princess carry them.
20:38What, like a theme park ride?
20:40That's a little nuts, don't you think?
20:42Like, is it really worth the pain just to have him run around cradling you in his arms?
20:46Well, you gotta admit.
20:47Seventies beggar gang leader aesthetic aside, he's pretty hot.
20:50And I think he might have picked up a new fan.
20:53Agh!
20:55Akina, please.
20:58That would be nice, wouldn't it?
20:59I'd love to do that.
21:01There's so much I would like to do.
21:03Yes, I understand you completely.
21:04A princess carry?
21:05But I was your aide.
21:06Speak to me, Miss Poem.
21:08Are you okay?
21:09Oh, Togo.
21:10Why would you put Togo in my fantasy's brain?!
21:13I'm sorry.
21:13Layla?
21:14I'm feeling a little faint.
21:16It is quite warm out here today.
21:18Your excuse, go to the nurse's office.
21:20Yeah, he's not wrong.
21:21The gym's like an oven right now.
21:23And the principal just won't shut up.
21:25Someone's gonna pass out.
21:27Dude, it's sweltering.
21:28Oh, man.
21:29I don't know how much more of this I can take.
21:32Oh, crap.
21:33I might pass out.
21:35All right, everyone!
21:36Stay chill and listen up!
21:37On behalf of the committee, your health rep brought a box of cooling patches!
21:41Don't act tough!
21:42Raise your hand if you need one!
21:45Back off, Sakura Daimon.
21:47I'm working my beat here.
21:49Stay out of it.
21:50Please don't misunderstand me, Izabuchi.
21:52I only wish to repay your favor.
21:55I fell short yesterday, and you kept it from becoming a disaster.
21:59So please let me help you out.
22:01With these cooling patches!
22:06On one condition, Sakura Daimon.
22:09You better keep up!
22:12Cooling patches here!
22:14Raise your hand if the heat's getting...
22:16They're being dumb.
22:17They're being extra dumb at the worst possible time.
22:20Too dumb.
22:21Or my body to handle.
22:23Hey, Poey!
22:25Izabuchi!
22:25Sakura Daimon!
22:26Problem!
22:27We got a Poey down over here!
22:29I'll be right there!
22:30She needs help, and I'm out of cooling patches!
22:33It's up to you, Izabuchi!
22:35Except I'm empty, too.
22:38Even with the economy pack, I couldn't keep up.
22:41We weren't ready for a heat wave like this.
22:44Only one option left.
22:46To the nurse's office!
22:48Straight away!
22:49I've got her!
22:50Izabuchi!
22:51Leave this to me!
22:52Discipline is your deal, and Heatstroke is mine!
22:55Stay in your lane, Sakura Daimon!
22:57I'm fading.
22:58I can barely feel anything.
23:00Except how dumb they are.
23:02Which one's gonna take me to the nurse's office?
23:07The klutzy class monitor?
23:09Or the former delinquent health rep?
23:15Back off, you moron!
23:18I'm fading!
23:22What?!
23:23Geez, girl.
23:24You just threw that opportunity away.
23:26What opportunity?
23:29Oh my God.
23:31That chick's a stone cold thug.
23:34Hardly.
23:35She's a sweet girl.
23:36Harry Potter.
23:38You使el.
23:38I'm fading.
23:38I'm fading.
23:39It's so cute.
23:39It's so cute.
23:39This...
23:39This...
23:39It's a very nice thing...
23:40This is a very nice thing.
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