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00:04Tv 21.2
00:10कर छोड़ा है
00:13व्रादारि वच्छा है
00:15करिकrd फे ही टॉँर्थ
00:25खार्थ
00:35हुड़।
00:36खहु़।
00:36युछ।
00:37मुईंग्साथ-म्थर अभर आपकष्ट
00:39उभर अावनाग्समस्टुवर्ण Two अल्डर कर गावज दुट मुझ झाल इवार स्वार तष्ट य।
00:43अब टाव आथर इनफ ए्ट गार फंट थाफ्टन क्यों।
00:45वे और वीडिए है झाले वे टम थाल रिए घ्षा सुप्ट को जाना ऑास्ट वीज़ी सित्टैने!
00:55चेंद पूलिए लुए वो लेने लुएने के स्थित्टैनेशिस चर्णारी.
01:15जिर कोब नहीं जिए किली परेचाँ निए्डियो कालर, जाक रेटेग श्य давby CT
01:23एli लेवारabol ओेत
01:28ही देत रोस्टशत्य पिए, वी। वख देता है . नोपने बकूली पूली इनाफ्यटल अस्टटाइ पाट 009
01:39प्रहलो के जाड़ो जिटारी जा जे एत्रुछबक ते जाड़ो की चाल को डेती...
01:46राड़ो जैती गाड़ो की जब जबान पाक जाड़ो
01:52ठा़े लेद भी ढुग他 हुए रहता जान इंग
01:59ये उय liब जिए ही हॉएग दोस बाप्यार के टॉतारी की प्रहेँ
02:08जो जो ए ने सफनने एग। मुझे को जो पीज इए जो कि अस ने प्रिशोड में आ य जो
02:18उट्टा ये टो भाई इंग अगू डिल्षी टि तो
02:35वुकुर्णेयर वीता पैसे टुकुर्णे को अचल थी वीत इसेा हैन्ध इस्थ हैंग।
02:40इसे जए इसके हैं।
02:41प्रिविंग उन्हों इस ट वीविए जह रएंगा इसे हैं।
02:46अँड़।
02:48अँड़।
02:48अँड़।
02:49I mean, the chances of these not being sexual, based on what I've seen from these people so far, are
02:54zero.
02:55I'll be less surprised than I was when I found out Alex's dad.
03:00Cosmetic surgery.
03:02All right, Stan.
03:03What thing have you brought in that makes you groan?
03:06Oh, this thing is disgusting.
03:08Let's have a look at it.
03:09It's a toothbrush.
03:09Oh!
03:12Oh, that's against God!
03:14Oh!
03:16There's a lot going on there, isn't there?
03:18I mean, I can barely look at this thing.
03:19It's just...
03:20Don't you find that just really grotty?
03:22I think I'm grotty because I'm so bemused by you.
03:27Back's up.
03:27Next.
03:28All right, Lucy.
03:29It's a serious thing.
03:30OK.
03:31It's a lesson in the importance of cartilage.
03:37I've taken the form of this skeleton.
03:40So it's pointing, obviously, to the areas that have cartilage.
03:46Why is this supposed to make me groan?
03:47If you don't have cartilage, you'll groan when you bend and lift.
03:54And giving a gift to whoever wins to say, look after cartilage.
03:58Look after your cartilage.
04:00And how do we look after our cartilage?
04:02I don't know.
04:06I mean, both of them have made me groan.
04:08So I suppose, yeah, successful so far.
04:11OK.
04:12Hello, Julian.
04:13Hello.
04:13What have you brought in that might make one groan?
04:16Oh, it's so awful, this.
04:18Every year for my birthday, my husband goes into a shop
04:21and asks them for the most hideous thing they've got on sale.
04:25Right.
04:26And this is what he got me a couple of years ago,
04:28and every time I look at it, I groan.
04:35It's so awful.
04:37Someone said it looks like Alex without his beard.
04:40I don't know, he's got a normal width neck.
04:43And it does make me groan every time I see it, which is quite often.
04:46But you can't bring yourself to throw it away because you're...
04:49This is the golden opportunity to pass it on.
04:52LAUGHTER
04:53Good.
04:54Hello, Sue.
04:55Hello.
04:56What have you brought in that might make a man or a woman groan?
04:58I thought, what would be the best way to make everyone groan?
05:00And I thought, well, maybe if I asked an authority figure,
05:03and so I asked the king of the birdmen and he said yes.
05:07I've got a voice that could stun a goat from over a mile away.
05:12And when I ask for a loud noise, it gets done.
05:16Just ask the winged birdmen, Brian Blessed, you groan.
05:21Like your life depends on it.
05:24LAUGHTER
05:24Come on, come on.
05:26Groan!
05:28You feckless bastards!
05:31LAUGHTER
05:32Groan!
05:33The full recording is on this memory stick.
05:35You've really outdone yourself there, Perkins.
05:37That's amazing.
05:37That is stupendous.
05:39Susan.
05:39Oh!
05:41Traditionally, this is not your strongest round.
05:44No.
05:44And you're following a recording of Brian Blessed.
05:47I...
05:48Good luck!
05:48As Greg so kindly said, I have been performing quite poorly
05:54when it comes to the prizes, and here are a few of the shit prizes.
05:58LAUGHTER
06:00That's actually very great.
06:01One big present to make you groan.
06:05So if you collected these from the previous winners of the show...
06:07Yes, I have.
06:08They're all so shit that all these guys actually gave them back to me.
06:13LAUGHTER
06:13That's very good.
06:15Right, I'm going to give out some quick points.
06:17All right, then.
06:17Who is the least likely to make you groan?
06:19Well, I'm not going to give anyone one point,
06:20cos I liked all of them.
06:21So that's good, isn't it?
06:22That's surprising.
06:23I'm going to give Sam and Lucy two points,
06:25and I'll tell you why.
06:26It's because it was their explanation that made me groan,
06:28not the item.
06:29Right, two points each, well done.
06:30Yeah, that's good, isn't it?
06:32Erm, I'm going to give...
06:34LAUGHTER
06:36I'm going to give Julian three points.
06:38Ask me why.
06:39Why are you going to give Julian three points?
06:40Because that thing's awful, it does make me groan,
06:42but the sentiment behind it is rather lovely, I think.
06:44Oh.
06:45And so I'm sort of not giving him too many points
06:47to celebrate his wonderful marriage.
06:49Oh.
06:49There's a logic there somewhere.
06:50OK.
06:51I'm going to give Susan, because my God,
06:53she's had a nightmare in this series.
06:55I'm going to give her four points for her very clever idea
06:58of getting her shit prizes back and putting them all together.
07:00And, of course,
07:01Brian Blessed will get the five points.
07:03There we go.
07:04It's five points to Sue Pekin!
07:05Yeah!
07:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:29Hello?
07:31Can I come in?
07:33Please do.
07:34This looks fiendish.
07:35Oh, these bells...
07:37Oh!
07:39That says don't on it.
07:41But I do.
07:42I want to.
07:42I won't.
07:43OK.
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:45Piss it!
07:47I know.
07:48Right.
07:49I found some little bits of paper that say,
07:51vibration danger.
07:53Big light.
07:56Leaves.
07:56Sound.
07:58UV light.
08:00Smoke.
08:01Vibration.
08:02I was going to have summer's party.
08:04Do whatever you like with these switches for five minutes.
08:07OK.
08:08You will then do a task in the lab for five minutes.
08:11All right.
08:12The conditions in the lab will change
08:14according to when you switch the switches in here.
08:17So there's a cause and effect situation.
08:20The annoying thing is, I don't know what the switches do.
08:23I have told you what the switches do.
08:24It's all on those labels.
08:25Your time starts when Alex is confident you understand the task.
08:32Confident and Alex are two words one doesn't associate.
08:37I wonder what the task is.
08:38What do we put in there?
08:39Leaves.
08:40Leaves?
08:41Leaves.
08:41Surely that's the main switch.
08:42I expect danger is that one.
08:45I don't know.
08:46I don't think I trust you.
08:48What's that one?
08:49I don't know what that one is.
08:50So like with this, what's the point of like trying to like...
08:54Well, we will be.
08:58I really think that piss it is an underrated exclamation.
09:02I really enjoy piss it.
09:03It's lovely, isn't it?
09:05It's nice.
09:05It's harmless.
09:06It's warm.
09:09The task, as far as I can work out, before we get on with it, is largely arbitrary.
09:14They don't know which label goes with which switch.
09:16Bit like giving a toy to a child and saying, don't play with that for five minutes.
09:19Yeah.
09:19And probably they all did.
09:20Let's crack on!
09:21Yeah.
09:22Okay.
09:23Get ready, Greg.
09:24Here they all are.
09:25Flicking themselves silly.
09:26Oh, God.
09:27All right.
09:28I'm confident you understand the task.
09:30Your time starts now.
09:33I'll start with the little leaves.
09:35If I leave it under, leaves keep coming.
09:37Well, it depends if it is leaves, of course.
09:38Of course.
09:39Yeah.
09:40I turn it off again.
09:41Right.
09:42That one's already on, so I'll turn it to turn that one off.
09:49I mean, that's danger right there.
09:51Yeah, that nearly took my hand off.
09:52Well, it does say don't.
09:53I mean, lights, they're not going to bother me, are they?
09:56I'm going to give myself a bit of time once I'm in there, just to muck around.
10:07Blimey, it's all happening.
10:09This one?
10:10That one?
10:12All right, now we're going to have gone up.
10:14Wait a second, would you?
10:21It wasn't a very long rest.
10:23No.
10:24I'm going to have a bit of this one.
10:26I don't what, though?
10:27I don't like going upside down.
10:30Spiders and hot dogs.
10:32You know, the ones in tins.
10:39I don't like, you know, if you pull cotton wool apart.
10:44Fuck music.
10:47I don't like ice cubes.
10:50What if that's leaves?
10:51I've been denied the pleasure of leaves.
10:5330 seconds.
11:01Almost done there?
11:02Three seconds.
11:07Okay, I'll see you in the lab, Sam.
11:10Well, yeah, great.
11:11All right.
11:11Thank you.
11:12What have I done?
11:15Oh, dear.
11:16What have I done?
11:22What have you done to you, do you think?
11:24Well, we just didn't know.
11:26You know, it was quite long of fun.
11:27No, and yet, across the series, you seem a very intelligent man to me,
11:30and yet you spent a long time flicking those switches on a knot.
11:33Well, there was nothing else to do.
11:36There was no cheery chat from Alex.
11:38No.
11:38There never is.
11:40Well, Sam said,
11:42I want to buy myself some time once I'm in there to muck around.
11:47Yeah.
11:48It is about that, in a way.
11:50Mm.
11:51Do you know when two samurai encounter...
11:54This is real.
11:55Yeah.
11:56When they encounter each other, they're like,
11:58do you know what I mean?
11:59And the first one to move will often be slain.
12:04And also, a samurai can tell if he will defeat another samurai
12:07just by watching them make a cup of tea.
12:10Because they're like, they see how effective they are.
12:14I've moved.
12:15I'm happy to be slain just to get out of this chat.
12:19What's next, Alex?
12:20Here are Sam and Susan and the results of their switching.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:34So, you've decided...
12:35Oh, my God.
12:36Yeah.
12:36You've decided the conditions for this task.
12:38Yeah.
12:39I'm scared.
12:41What happens in here is all your fault.
12:43Okay.
12:46Feet close together, please.
12:48Why?
12:48It's important.
12:51That's not good for balance.
12:52No.
12:53Balance the most teas on the shelves.
12:55So, these are the teas.
12:56Uh-huh.
12:57Okay.
12:57Oh, you must stay on the platform throughout the task.
13:01You have five minutes.
13:02Your time starts when Alex is confident you understand the task.
13:06Where are the golf tees?
13:07Here.
13:08Where are the shelves?
13:09Here.
13:10I'm going to start the clock now.
13:14I'm absolutely terrified.
13:25Do you like it?
13:30My method was kind of doing everything at once.
13:33So, I guess everything wild will happen.
13:41Sam Campbell.
13:43Sam Campbell.
13:45Sam Campbell.
13:46Sam Campbell.
13:47Why is it saying my name?
13:49Well, you switch the sound button on.
13:50Sam Campbell.
13:51I can't work under these conditions.
13:54Oh, my God.
13:56Oh, my God.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59Oh, my God.
14:01Sam Campbell.
14:02Sam Campbell.
14:04Sam Campbell.
14:05Sam Campbell.
14:07No.
14:08How, what time are we up to?
14:10Oh, you've got two minutes 50 left.
14:11Yeah.
14:11No teas yet.
14:17Can you remember what you did now in the...?
14:19Oh, this is when I have a break?
14:20Yes.
14:21Right, fine.
14:21Well, then this is the most I'm going to get on.
14:24Oh, yeah.
14:25It was only like 30 seconds, wasn't it?
14:27Sam Campbell.
14:28Sam Campbell.
14:30Sam Campbell.
14:30I mean, how is that falling off even through that?
14:33Sam Campbell.
14:33When you turned on the vibration switch.
14:34Now I know I shouldn't have touched any of the bloody switches.
14:37That's going to ruin it.
14:45Oh, yeah!
14:50Sam Campbell.
14:52Sam Campbell.
14:55Sam Campbell.
15:00That was really tough.
15:05I think that was pretty bloody good.
15:11I think that being jumbled around on a vibrating platform, it sort of suits you.
15:16Yes.
15:18Does that make sense?
15:19You're not the first person to say that.
15:23Well, we saw just two, but she did realise halfway through, if she hadn't pressed any of the switches at
15:28all, the conditions would have been perfect.
15:29And that's sort of key to this, really, if they'd not flicked any switches.
15:34Yeah, just chilled out.
15:35Sam actually did pretty well, right?
15:37Well, he created a method...
15:37He did all of his flicking in a short period of time.
15:39He did well despite that, I'd say.
15:41So, he created a method of balancing the tees within a task which was balancing on it, and he also
15:45balanced a bowl on the bottom of the shell.
15:47So, I don't know if that counts.
15:48I thought that creation was legit.
15:51Oh, OK.
15:52Well, then he got sort of 87, I suppose.
15:54Wait, wait, wait, wait!
15:55Really?
15:56Wow.
15:57I know.
15:57Yeah, I guess I'll take 87, yeah.
15:59Right, join us after the break.
16:01If I were you, I'd leave that guff-soaked sofa and get some fresh air for a few minutes.
16:05Fart outside!
16:06Live in it at all!
16:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:19Hello!
16:19Hello!
16:20I'm afraid to say you've woken me from my power nap and I'm not a happy boy.
16:24Chill out, dude.
16:25Before the break, the cast were presented with some switches, fully aware that how and when and if they were
16:32switched would directly affect the conditions of the next task. Here is everyone else.
16:37Your time starts now.
16:40I'll start with a bit of leaves.
16:50Immediately with the leaves.
16:52Oh, let's see!
16:53Oh, it was leaves!
16:54It was leaves!
16:55It was leaves!
16:56Do I need to...
16:57Oops!
17:00What do I say?
17:12Oh, for God's sake.
17:14Sue Perkins.
17:16Sue Perkins.
17:17Sue Perkins.
17:18Oh, I don't want to listen to that.
17:18Sue Perkins.
17:19No, I don't want to listen to that.
17:20Sue Perkins!
17:21Sue Perkins!
17:23What?
17:24Sue Perkins.
17:25I just farted off!
17:29Sue Perkins.
17:30Sue Perkins.
17:32Don't make me fart in the darkness into my own name!
17:35Sue Perkins!
17:37Don't like UV light very much.
17:40My mum thinks it was because I was in an incubator to help me grow.
17:48Sue Perkins.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Sue Perkins!
17:51Yeah.
17:51Sue Perkins.
17:53Yeah.
17:54Oz!
17:58And we're done?
17:59Can you stop me vibrating?
18:01Yeah.
18:04Thank you, Julian.
18:05Thank you.
18:07Goodbye, Sue.
18:08That sounded very final.
18:09And after what I've done in this room, I don't play...
18:11I'm so sorry for everyone.
18:19ग्राव कर रखनेervं
18:21भी जिए मतव होता झार जीह?
18:22वीवो celebration
18:23रजह जबहे जिए, झारो
18:24वारत जाने जिए आपने जानी है
18:26ऑ्या है
18:27जैननाे थे ही इनोल
18:28वी कर अ filtration ॐटने दोझा जारे
18:34अजारे चाराव जीवाल
18:38इस तरे सो मैँ
18:41ज हो
18:42इहो ऐ हम हम आपिन हिस के�ास्तaming अजगत व primarily तफंते हो da मैं varies quedaव कि ट अभसे वज
18:52जाइ ले फॉटने के से अरे लॉटन
18:53राव 55
18:54वा प्रावि क्यों से उिस्टेमीट उषिवा है?
18:56को अभाऊ, य। नुब जो हुट था थोभ़िक
19:05मेवाँ तोप मेवोड़ बीग।
19:12और बोलत पक्र
19:13बँंता बोग्ष एंधन्झण
19:42एंए पूमरे अज़े लिए गोच्ग
19:44झालीट मैं भालनेश्ट त प्यूम्ट अटीज़्स
19:47भुछ।
19:47भुछ।
19:48लुछ।
19:48जरीजू
19:49वाँ
19:53जरीज़ अजिए
19:53एंए दिज़ जा थे गी जिए लिए लीए
20:00झालीपड़ किवार में लिए थे दुट।
20:05अई। फस्वार हो अंड हो जाता है किवम सब्सक्राइब फगार किवते अ और अ होता है
20:15All right, I'm going to start the task now.
20:20I can't say I wasn't warned.
20:23I've still got one minute 45.
20:27I'm going to go for this one.
20:30How much danger can I endure? Ten seconds' worth?
20:32Well, you have now ten seconds left.
20:36Five seconds left, let's see.
20:41Do you want me to press the button?
20:42You can't now, unfortunately.
20:45Bush is deadly!
20:48I'm going to go for this one.
20:56Do you know what? I was ten seconds away from avoiding my baser instincts,
20:59and I failed.
21:05Oh.
21:06I really like it when you're disappointed in us.
21:09Is there something wrong with me?
21:11LAUGHTER
21:12Well, we weren't to know that was going to happen, were we?
21:14We did say, don't.
21:15Yeah.
21:17Heartbreaking, but good news to old Lucy.
21:19Yes.
21:20Yeah, I think she only didn't press it because she ran out of time.
21:23She wanted to, but...
21:23No, I wasn't going to, no, no.
21:25Were you a well-behaved child?
21:27I had to be.
21:28Yeah.
21:28Yeah.
21:28Oh, even me too.
21:29My mum was incredibly violent.
21:33LAUGHTER
21:35How does one not leave us?
21:37Well, it means that no-one gets any points.
21:39They were all disqualified except for Lucy Byamon, who gets five points!
21:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:44Let's have a look at our scoreboard, can we?
21:46We can, and unsurprisingly, Lucy's in the lead with seven points.
21:49Well done, Lucy.
21:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:53Let's have another one, please.
21:54Yes.
21:55In your face, Greg.
22:07MUSIC PLAYS
22:09Sorry, I didn't mean to kick the door, sorry.
22:12What larks.
22:14Already this is my favourite.
22:15Yeah, me too.
22:16I've always wanted to be a clown.
22:18Mixed emotions?
22:20Mainly joy.
22:24Oh, that's not edible.
22:26Now, fear.
22:27Any sign of that secret task yet?
22:33Pye Wayne in the face.
22:35Don't know who Wayne is.
22:37Do you know many Waynes?
22:39Rooney?
22:40Not him.
22:42Wayne is outside the front door.
22:44You may not touch Wayne, nor step on the red green.
22:49The red green?
22:51Now, what the hell is that?
22:53Well, you know a green?
22:54Yeah.
22:55I read one of them.
22:56If you miss Wayne with a pie, you must copy Wayne's dance moves for ten seconds.
23:01You must not touch Wayne.
23:03Fastest wins.
23:05Your time starts when you open the front door.
23:07Who is Wayne?
23:08Do you know him?
23:09I don't know him well.
23:11You can't touch any part of Wayne, I need to make that clear.
23:13I understand boundaries.
23:15Okay.
23:16Are these top-ups?
23:17Yeah.
23:18Okay.
23:19Not a lot of faith in me then, is there?
23:21Do I take more than one pie?
23:23I'm not likely to miss him, am I?
23:30I'll start the clock as soon as you open the door.
23:38Oh, I see.
23:41Are you Wayne?
23:48That's Wayne.
23:50Oh, yeah, there he is.
23:54In the face.
23:55In the face.
23:56In the face.
23:56All right.
24:01That's brilliant!
24:12I love this.
24:13I'm shook with it, but I love that.
24:14Do you think sometimes you've lost some of the innocent joy of childhood, Julian?
24:19Because everybody else saw Wayne and went,
24:21Oh!
24:22And started laughing and you went,
24:24Oh, I see.
24:26I was like, that's just a child, I'm afraid.
24:30Nothing's changed.
24:31So, basically, they're going to be pie-ing one of those wavy armed men
24:36from outside garages in the face.
24:38Not a great incentive to come back, is it, Alex?
24:40No, but I could sing my favourite hymn.
24:43Yes?
24:44Yeah, all right, that'll do.
24:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:57Be thou my vision, O Lord of my heart,
25:03Nought be all else to me, save that thou art...
25:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:13Welcome back to Taskmaster.
25:14It's part three,
25:15and I want to see wavy man Wayne get pie-ed in the face.
25:18Oh, I agree too, Greg.
25:20LAUGHTER
25:22Remember, as is common practice on Taskmaster,
25:24they can't stand on the red-green,
25:26so let's begin with Susie and Susanna.
25:30So, Wayne's going to be operated by a switch.
25:32I've got to try and find the switch.
25:34That's part of him.
25:35That's his umbilical cord.
25:37Oh, so I can't...
25:47That's not his face.
25:51You must dance.
25:53AAAAAAAH!
26:04Is that ten seconds?
26:05That's ten seconds.
26:06Be careful.
26:08Lovely.
26:09Thank you, Sue.
26:14OK!
26:16I mean...
26:18Oof! Oof!
26:20Oof!
26:23Sue?
26:31Thank you, Sue.
26:33Wayne's my favourite.
26:35Come on, you little shit!
26:41Sir!
26:42Sir!
26:42Oh, Christ.
26:46LAUGHTER
26:47I can't see anything now.
26:57Basically, did this as rather.
26:58OK.
26:59Yeah, that's ten seconds.
27:01Whoop!
27:02Why did you have to pick this one after lunch?
27:05Come on.
27:10Oh, shit!
27:12I'll stop the cock!
27:14Did I get it?
27:15Yeah!
27:22Where is his umbilicus?
27:32The naughty flamingo's gonna touch him!
27:36Naughty flamingo!
27:42Little fucker!
27:43Don't touch him!
27:46Come on, naughty flamingo!
27:47You've won more taps at the top of the film!
27:53You've won more taps at the top of the film!
27:53Pin him!
27:57Take it!
27:59Let's go of the taunt tree!
28:04APPLAUSE
28:05It felt like it was a bit of a grudge for you in the end.
28:07Yeah, I mean...
28:09Take it, you little fucker!
28:11LAUGHTER
28:12Yeah.
28:13There's only so much expressive dance I can do and I don't have the training.
28:15Susan's got training, she's got, you know, the depth of experience,
28:18she understands the biomechanics of the human form and art in general.
28:21I was just very, very frustrated and then blind
28:24and then the naughty flamingo spared my blushes.
28:27I like to see that sort of lateral flinking,
28:29that the naughty flamingo was allowed to touch Wayne.
28:31Yes, yes, the flamingo could touch Wayne.
28:34So, er...
28:34And did.
28:35And did.
28:36Now, Susan's told us repeatedly that she trained for three years at Radha.
28:41I put it to you, Susan, that you weren't even attempting to pie Wayne
28:44for most of it, you were just enjoying the interpretive dance.
28:47Yeah.
28:48Yeah, and that's...
28:48I just was so...
28:50As you say, when I saw him, it was so glorious
28:52and I'd sort of forgot the point of it.
28:55Yeah.
28:56But I had a good time.
28:57But the final pie-ing was...
28:58Well, it caught us by surprise.
28:59It caught me by surprise.
29:01Yeah.
29:01Three awful throws, got nowhere near.
29:03The fourth, right in the face, only took her a minute 39.
29:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:09And what a great old grudge match over there.
29:11Naughty flamingo ladies.
29:12Yeah.
29:13Er, seven minutes 25.
29:15Wow.
29:15A little bit longer.
29:16Who's next?
29:17OK, we've seen the Su's.
29:18Now for Julian, Sam, Lucy and Wayne again.
29:26Julian, that's not his face.
29:28Now you have to dance on the dancing mat.
29:37That's lovely, Julian.
29:42Julian.
29:43Are you OK?
29:45Oh.
29:45What are you looking for?
29:46Something to get weighing down.
29:53Is that on his face?
29:55No, afraid not.
30:03That's lovely, Julian.
30:04Julian.
30:05I'll go get another pie.
30:06OK.
30:11I bought this from home.
30:13Can I try and lasu him?
30:19Now you have to dance, Julian.
30:25My enthusiasm for the dancing...
30:27Yeah.
30:28..has rained, as it were.
30:29It has rained.
30:30Yeah.
30:30Yeah.
30:50Pretty close.
31:01Can you hold the other end of that to trap him?
31:04To trap what?
31:04I'll do what I'm told.
31:07Oh, yeah.
31:08No, no, no.
31:09Stop.
31:09No.
31:10Get this way.
31:13I got him.
31:14Surely.
31:15Surely.
31:16Surely I got him.
31:17I got him.
31:18I got him.
31:19I got him.
31:20I got him.
31:20I got him big time.
31:20Yep.
31:21Yep.
31:21Yep.
31:23Yep.
31:25Yep.
31:28Yep.
31:33That's not my problem, is it?
31:38There you are.
31:39I've stopped the court.
31:40Thank you.
31:40प्रशाफ ज हुआ एशाफ
31:47लजब अजने Yemen
31:51उत तुख में वेंग
31:55वेंग नाइग वेंग
31:57अबत अभ्ट कोछ
32:01वेंग थेंगा सकती है
32:03वेंगा मेंगा वेंगा
32:07अलीजफ
32:08हुआई प्रॉट
32:09कि लिए व्लूज़ गूजए बिलेहीं भूए इते विए तब तू दूजश खाजू जुछ रहू कि यूँ पूँछ तो निए?
32:32अश्जिन cosa दो भी अवनोगान किस गूरी किनालन को जाहीता है व कर कि
32:37यु सी दिएक टासकbaar सब स्टुक नच को
32:42दुच स्विभल उ से ची कि उाजख वो विख टु को वहा लगाँ Çación
32:47छिए हैंस कि एंग
32:49ये तुच इतॉच में
32:54तो एग छो वेछ आंग
32:58कर दो यावत कर दोता है
33:12वैलोवा कर नाय।
33:14वार युम इन्नाव प्रोफ तो सबस्थेश्ट अष्बार इस
33:20पर यंगी अवा इन्नाव, तरी कि अवोवाबी व्त थे उिए इसकी
33:27गैसे जारे ञेजर है nossa.
33:29हाएंस करूजी च seront हाईंस करूजी करूप करूप करूजी करूब करूब ज नाम करूब साथ करूब जाहूजीनु Waist थे ठारे
33:37यहादस क
33:37नो स्क्न 팁 भूएबू
33:40अ प्राफ सो Χाप
33:49और नहाली थाहता हुए्छाँ
33:58अजयुँँ़ में तुझ़ की इसे बन्हें तुज़ीं देस कि दिसे हुए्टी
33:59गजयु़ कि दुए इस अई वेसे हुए्छा।
34:05ए्वज़ीज़ की अ रट ये उप्टुराँ
34:10ते नहीं गॉट तो फफ़ फैसे से सी सिर्श umu
34:12झाले झाले!
34:13व्हींड़ी पुर्णाशाँ
34:16तोज़ी झाले लेके लिए वारी है
34:17Okay, and now time for some product placement
34:32There's a bee out there
34:34Martina?
34:35Yeah
34:35Okay
34:38हैंगा कि अाही है?
34:42और उख नह व्हू को अव का जव बना फिर्क नवार तो तो कि अष्मःकिं अ और दो गॉट न।
34:47घंट चाष
34:52अजबनार है नगे हैंगाँ कि अ झाहाँगे कि अवक इनार का सब्सक्वार की आट
35:26व्हार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्णार्�
35:28वोई तोसे समध्य विंदा हूसे हूए हूसीड़्ो इढ एर…
35:32वोई तेपल समय विंद खिर्टान्य मेDSS ठेक
35:40बन्न कि अफार्टी ही अँ़से में विंद्ग तेपला
35:41यूज़से समय मिदिन ये पून्टर।
35:44नट Issल समय विंदा विंद्टर। अग्याबनी आ टSON
35:58वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी
36:07वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी
36:10वेरी वेरी वेरी वेरी वे
36:28धसे फ़िए ये फिवारे सम्हों प kept in the favor of some contestants
36:30I mean I don't want to pick on people but I have written down
36:33that throughout this
36:34sometimes Lucy and Sam have come across as
36:37well I've written
36:38absolutely deranged
36:46That's another part complete
36:48if you wanna see someone
36:49forced to take home Susan's prizes for second time
36:53then by all means please join us again for part four by
37:02no
37:09कर आदा कर दो
37:12अच्लाँ कशकर भन कर द फजसान
37:14सो उलेकल ज है
37:14हैन किन रसी बतो है
37:15वाल में ईंगा कर दो
37:18राथे कंपस हमी पर देत्स
37:18प्रतोंना सर्एपस से कर दो台灣
37:20तु में आदारिया
37:20स सिल कर दोसने में इंडा tease
37:23कि ढालो अजिए लग्म थाइ नेटी लुड़े लुटरो विए वाई ये विवीद लाईड़ी अ ये लुट आज अ?
37:30हम ये अ?
37:34अजिए ले लुट लुट ले लुट लाईट्ट लोग्रोग्ट
37:35हम ले ले लूख parece लुटतार О काईए
37:57कि कि यंड설 wäre वा, अज़ कि अज़ चार्ट में अज़ाम के वफ इस, ज़ कि अज़ाईब, �今回 झालीछ ynोगा?
38:10वाहणा कि दुंझा है
38:12स्ट्सित अज़ता है
38:12स्ट्सि chopping schools
38:14अजे उतो दो फू जज जानो ऩलुओल क्रूल को
38:44गुका के जोडोरी अचacy कि अरले बेल मेंगा कि छुक जाएंगी कर दो है कर चार है
38:57अले, अले, अले, अले
38:59भी किसा इत बतकी मैं है इता अी दवे एंग
39:04इस ए 때 मीन एब भात में किसी यू वेस हैं किसी झाहा है किसी
39:12और केम कि फिर शेन झाल समेब कर दिंग के विर इसका प्रिश अ समेब और जिए जिए यूट पूलाग
39:20ये झाल
39:34रहने जिङ चान खनगे जो फसके मैं एफ उति उतिब दिल खु कर जा Pack
40:00जर अबनाफ खरी वाइ!
40:05Okay.
40:07वर समध इसाइका थाहार्ड़ूनीटानी...
40:09Right, सम्हाँनीटानी और ही टूहार्ड़ूनीटानी जग thiटाहार्यूनीटानीनीटानी ज रिला को आवनीटानीटनीटानी पृक्ष्टूनीटानीटानी.
40:25अप्रेमी चारेव बड्रेवा है
40:31अप्रेवी निसले अप्रेवोज गारेवो, भी छिल्ट, झारेव, ये दे धिलिए.ीजस्ट
40:40वेँडिफ ये रवे जिलेफ, अजिएर। ऑठरेव। गो हैं वजडिए
40:46इंव्रेवाट दिल्टार्य।
40:48किंगार нравится었어
40:49वो हूए लिए जई इए ले अरेष डाल
40:55वी sometimes
40:56कॉएप सरय यह जर वी कई ल Day
40:58ज कुए लेर देड़ कि लत वू कार में
41:01इस हो दो है. अ मिपह आड़ी इस तर ए्षली । 엥न pleas
41:12Okay, so we're going to find out if Sue is near the tossed head on the deer.
41:16This is the cliffhanger.
41:18Yeah.
41:18It's all about the toss. Here we go.
41:21Heads for that deer's head.
41:23Tails for on the boundary line.
41:30Thank you, Sue.
41:31Thank you.
41:46Eight centimetres.
41:47Eight centimetres away.
41:50That's so... I mean, I knew what happened and even I was swept along by the narrative.
41:56The coin was so cruel.
41:58Unfortunately, the people closest to each other lost two points.
42:01Listen, I'm just grateful I don't think I was disqualified in that round.
42:03You weren't, but you don't get any points because the distances from one another,
42:08and we can see it here. Sam was 14.24 metres away from everyone.
42:12Lucy, second, 13. Julian, third. Sue, fourth. Susan, fifth.
42:17But Julian and Susan both lose two points.
42:19So it ends up being one point to Susan, none to Sue, one to Julian,
42:21four to Lucy and five points to Sam Campbell.
42:24Thank you.
42:27I think that's a very satisfactory outcome.
42:29And it's progress, Sue, in a way, because you've been disqualified for two.
42:32But at least you've got no points this time.
42:35Let's have a glance at the scores.
42:36It's tight, except for Sue. Lucy, you're still in the lead with 11 points.
42:41APPLAUSE
42:44OK, everyone, please make you race the stage for a final task of the show!
42:49APPLAUSE
42:56Who will be reading the task? Sue Perkins.
42:59Catch three balls on your head.
43:02After you've caught a ball, you must shout,
43:05Ball!
43:06You may not step off your circles, move your circles,
43:11adjust your arms, or touch the balls with your hands.
43:15The fastest wins.
43:16Can we cooperate?
43:19I guess we'll find out.
43:21LAUGHTER
43:22Good luck.
43:23On your marks, get set!
43:24BOOM!
43:25And they're off.
43:27Well, they're immediately off, I think.
43:29Ball!
43:33Ball!
43:35BALL!
43:36BALL!
43:37BALL!
43:37Oh, you've got another one.
43:37BALL! BALL! BALL!
43:40Oh, that's who we're going to get it.
43:42BALL!
43:43BALL!
43:46BALL!
43:48Oh, we have a winner over here.
43:50जिर आएपिन तर
44:09कि ऩन्तली टीजीर पंदई पंदरी टीज़ास का जीजी है
44:18दो कम इंग, ग्यान कनली टीज़ास है
44:21प्हुन जीज़ास दीज़ास भाल!
44:23अब में सफ़े प्हुन टीज़ास?
44:29ये कम देलन दीज़ास है
44:35अल्डेख गैज़ास है
44:36तो झीज़ास है
44:39अे 좋은 मैंदे हैं आफा एगकी.
44:41तो ये भंभा हुट नियावज हुट तू नियाबंगा?
44:45जरो जरोव डार्चनीडली ज chakra तुन तूCत कर मैंदे हैं.
44:51फिल्डव व्र हुट भ्रेव पर ग्पोली ज द वे सिर ।सिवए हैvert ग। requires वे कहतती है,
45:02कर दूह
45:05प्又ाजर hamm quir refers to you
45:08वैल ट tai या रस जरोट Clpos डो़े इसनानिर, जरॉट अथिष्प दियो हमें।
45:16mitigation
45:21भी जर।बठी worst for the CIES वि ए्नरीज नहीं और तॅ बिर और गूसर कने function
45:23वार्टिश कर दूझ अ functioning
45:23इन मॉझारा
45:28एना इन आर tuition
45:30Oh, I don't like them!
45:32What are you going to do? Sam and Lucy will fire their party poppers
45:35from their seated positions, and the person who fires the contents
45:37of their party popper furthest wins. Simple as that.
45:39We're all out of budget.
45:42Lucy, are you ready?
45:44Three, two, one.
45:47Pop!
45:47That's it!
45:49I believe this is yours for taking.
45:52Wow!
45:54You're going to have to measure this!
46:00Thank you, sir.
46:02The furthest pin.
46:05108 centimetres.
46:08123 centimetres!
46:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:13Lucy Beaumont Wings,
46:15please go and gather your gifts and grown!
46:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:23So, what have we learnt today?
46:26We've learnt that in 1,000 years, when the people of the future
46:28look back and somehow try to understand how our society worked.
46:33What were we all about?
46:34There is one thing alone that they will be sure of.
46:36Show them a picture of Sue Perkins, and they'll all go,
46:39oh, yeah, that's the lady who didn't like farting in the dark
46:42to the sound of her own name.
46:44LAUGHTER
46:45Only three episodes to go, so let's appreciate tonight's winner once more.
46:49It's Lucy Beaumont!
46:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:07APPLAUSE
47:09MUSIC
47:10MUSIC
47:10MUSIC
47:10झाल झाल
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