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00:02Oh
00:34I
00:36Welcome to taskmaster
00:38The only show on television that conclusively proves that all of life's struggles are ultimately pointless and that the gods
00:44are just toying with us before death
00:47younger viewers
00:49The trials commence let's meet our five competitors from wildly different parts of the globe like the north of England
00:56Dublin the north of England the west of England and the north of England
01:18I'm sitting next to me a man who admitted to me that he photocopied an elderly relative's blue parking badge
01:24So that he could enjoy the Hollywood spaces near the entrance to Tesco
01:38I'm feeling good. I'm looking great. I think I've cracked it. I've got a new health regime. It's so simple.
01:43Honestly, I don't go to the gym
01:44It's just dog walking
01:4645 minutes a day dog walking so the opening section of the show is you you've walked your dog a
01:51bit and you feel like you've lost some weight
01:52No, not quite. No, no 45 minutes dog walking coming to show you. It's just it's like that
02:01Okay, I'm with the price task then jolly good. Yes, you've got it pop it and this week they've brought
02:09in
02:21the most fun thing to turn upside down so there will be five points for the most fun thing to
02:28turn upside down and all five fun things will go home with the episode winner who can keep them whichever
02:31way up they bloody well want
02:33Welcome contestants Steve start with you today. How are you? I'm very well. Thank you puppet. How are you?
02:42What have you brought me you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with a calculator
02:50Yeah, and I approve this message
02:53Do you know the number is eight oh oh eight it's five three one eight double oh eight and here
03:00it is
03:01Yeah, yeah, you turn that upside down. He's saying that I don't like I don't know
03:06Well, I thought you might find boobies a little bit limited so
03:12As well as your boobies well should you go for me I thought it might be nice to compose a
03:20calculator haiku
03:21Oh
03:22Um, so a haiku obviously is a japanese poem with five syllables seven syllables and five syllables we go to
03:28a haiku club every sunday
03:31So this is a calculator haiku big boss gobbles eggs
03:36His hole oozes shizzle
03:39gosh
03:41Beige blobs soil his shoes
03:49Thank you who's next sophie. What have you brought in that's nice turned upside down steak pudding
03:57It's one of a northern delicacies. It's very beautiful poppet
04:01You steam it it's got gravy in the center with steak chunks. Sorry. You ask sophie if she thinks I
04:09don't know what a pie
04:13I
04:14Think you may have missed the point of this
04:16You can't just tell me a thing you like eating
04:19Well, it's the most fun thing to turn upside down
04:22They're very satisfying to pull the tinfoil off. Yeah, thank you
04:26And if you had two of them at the same time
04:29boobies
04:34John
04:35Greg what have you bought us? I have brought in the chicago bulls logo
04:41Are familiar with that lovely big bull? Yes. Why is it going to be fun when I turn it upside
04:45down?
04:45I don't like to curse too much on telly at greg because my mum will be watching this
04:52There's no other way to describe this to you. What happens when you turn it upside down. Okay. It looks
04:57like a robot fucking a crab
05:02That's another of my fantasies
05:04There we go, okay
05:10I don't we watch the positioning it is a sad robot making sweet love to a crab from behind behind
05:18The robot isn't happy about this
05:22The robot is angry
05:26Initiate it because they're obviously moving left to right
05:30Maybe the robots angry because he's got a nasty case of humans
05:41Nick well if you bring up the picture then i'll be able to explain so a friend of my mum's
05:47at the church that she goes to
05:48went on holiday and
05:52Bought them all back these lovely vases
05:56My mum popped some flowers in watered the flowers
06:00And then the following week said to him he's like oh i'm so sorry it's just it is just leaking
06:04and he's like it is a drum
06:07This is a debate but i put it to you that there's not a person in this room who didn't
06:11think why someone put flowers in that drum
06:14That's the opposite of what she thought
06:17I don't know
06:17Joanne yes so you know the way bats they hang normally upside down but if you flip a bat around
06:23so it's facing up when it's upside down
06:26let's start again
06:29Bats sleep upside down bats sleep upside down traditionally what you're saying is if you flip a bat while it's
06:34sleeping
06:34So it looks like it's standing up but it's actually upside down yeah
06:37It looks like kind of a goth disco first of all this is what she's brought in which is a
06:41bat yeah
06:43But what this bat represents is a goth disco yeah demonstrated here by some bats
07:03In the machine
07:06Oh god i'm gonna actually have to think about the points
07:09You just pop pudding at the bottom
07:14I'm gonna give the crab three points and then i'm gonna give the drum four points because i just think
07:20it's adorable and uh the bats are just
07:24haunting and steve's genius should be rewarded for all that work so i'll give bats and steve five points
07:30Oh
07:31Right okay go on i'm steve if i can
07:35Okay let's get going what have you got for me alex a former romanian football player greg because the five
07:42competitors are about to try their hand at petrescu
07:46petrescu they're going to rescue a pet
08:08like a fantasy of mine is it yeah well we do our best we did a lot of research
08:13I'm aroused.
08:15They're all Greg's. He's quite tender.
08:18That makes sense, yeah. Yeah.
08:20Are they all in his bed at night? Yes.
08:23Good morning, Alex. Hello, John.
08:26This is the task. No envelope.
08:29Missing. Rescue the cat.
08:31Goes by the name patatas.
08:34Goes by the name of patatas, as in patatas bravas.
08:38The cat must come out of the top hole.
08:42There's a hole on the top of the dam.
08:45Is there a claw? Do I have to mine a claw?
08:47It's up to you.
08:48Your head may not enter the dome.
08:52The door must remain closed.
08:55This door. But I've got to keep my head out.
08:59I don't know where the cat is amongst this lot.
09:02Right.
09:04Fastest wins.
09:06Your time starts now, I suppose, eh?
09:08Right, OK. I don't have a clue, actually.
09:10OK, I'm ready.
09:12APPLAUSE
09:15I've always wanted to be in one of those machines.
09:17Have a swim.
09:18Yeah.
09:19And then pulled out by a claw.
09:20Has anyone ever won any on one of those things?
09:23Never.
09:23Yeah, quite often.
09:26It's just technique and practice.
09:27Have you won on one of those things?
09:29OK, let's go.
09:30Let's see them trying to get patatas out of a big dome.
09:33OK.
09:33First up, we're going to see Joanne fulfil her fantasy
09:36and Steve fulfil his contractual obligations.
09:39Here we go.
09:41The door must remain closed.
09:44Oh, my God, it is a claw!
09:47Amazing!
09:49Oh, patatas, patatas.
09:52Have you definitely read all the instructions?
09:54Uh, yes.
09:55Yeah, the door must remain closed.
09:57I'm just seeing that the zip works.
10:00All right, OK.
10:01Let's do it.
10:02No, let's do it the hard way.
10:05So I have to find...
10:06I see the cat there!
10:08God, I wouldn't be rescuing that cat if it was mine.
10:10It looks like a bad job at taxidermy.
10:15OK, so I'm assuming this is relevant in some way.
10:18Ah, right, we've got an opening.
10:21Um, now I thought I saw patatas,
10:24but how do I encourage him to...
10:27Oh, he's got to go out of the top hole.
10:29I'm going to try and fashion a noose for the cat's neck.
10:33He didn't say it had to come out alive,
10:34it just had to come out.
10:37Have you used a ladder before?
10:40Hold on.
10:43OK.
10:44Hold the ladder.
10:49That's a big hook.
10:50It's a big hook.
10:51Big hook for a big job.
10:54OK, come on, patatas.
10:56Be brave us.
10:59Where is he?
11:01Cumin.
11:02If I grab the can and just throw it out the top...
11:07OK, if this goes back in now,
11:09I'm just going to throw myself in front of a car.
11:14Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:17Ah!
11:22I can't go through it all again, I've no hooks left.
11:26I wonder if could I blow him over?
11:32Remember your head can't go in, it's not in at the moment.
11:34Yes, head not in.
11:36Come on, patatas.
11:37Come on.
11:38Oh!
11:41Is that patatas?
11:45OK.
11:48Oh!
11:54Oh, I've stuck the puck, see?
11:57Yeah, all right.
11:59Maybe I could drag it back over.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Oh, this is actually quite good, this thing.
12:05I should have gone with that at the start.
12:09Right, there he is.
12:10The cat must come out of the top of a hole.
12:14Like, the other option is to put rope through the roof and tie it.
12:19OK.
12:20Tie the rope really fucking tight.
12:22Oh, I've got an idea.
12:24Can it go in the top and then come back out?
12:26Oh!
12:27Up we go.
12:30If you fucking detach.
12:39No.
12:42Here we go!
12:46I should acknowledge, come on, patatas, be bravas.
12:50You see, you're coming over to my side now.
12:52I am not.
12:55Joanne, you were very pleased when you came up with the right play today.
12:58I was, yeah.
12:59You were.
12:59And I asked if we could just isolate your facial expression
13:02when you came up with your rope idea.
13:06LAUGHTER
13:07If you didn't know what the task was, that would be a very troubling still.
13:12LAUGHTER
13:15We're back into crab and robot terms.
13:18How did Joanne do?
13:20The task was to rescue the can.
13:21She did all that in 22 minutes, 20 seconds.
13:24Oh, right, good.
13:25I've saved your applause.
13:27LAUGHTER
13:27Bear in mind that Steve did it in 2 minutes 19.
13:31LAUGHTER
13:34Right, time for some adverts now.
13:37BORING!
13:47APPLAUSE
13:50You have returned just in the nick of time.
13:52There's a cat that needs rescuing and he goes by the name of Patatas.
13:56Yes, Patatas keeps getting stuck in the dome, poor thing,
13:59and now it's time for Nick and Sophie to let the cat out of the bag.
14:03OK.
14:04Now, can I go and get some stuff?
14:06OK.
14:06Er, I'm just off to a shed.
14:08Do you know what, sod it, I'm just going to go in.
14:11That's sort of like a cat, isn't it, that fur?
14:14Ah, a cat!
14:15That's actually a cat.
14:17Oh, no, it's a wolf.
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20I can see the cat.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23The idea is to sort of make a little pole thing.
14:28I might just go with the panda, you know.
14:30Oh, there he is!
14:31I can see him.
14:33You found Patatas?
14:35I could make, like, a really sticky end.
14:38Make a sticky end?
14:40Yeah.
14:40All right, now we go and have a look in the shed.
14:43I need a fishing rod.
14:45It's about fishing.
14:47It's about fishing.
14:49OK, this looks good.
14:50This looks good.
14:52Right, couple of magnets.
14:53Oh, yeah.
14:54Couple of magnets and a sticky end, I think.
14:56Couple of magnets and a sticky end.
15:00Right, down we go.
15:01In.
15:04I'm so close to the bastard.
15:06Come on!
15:08There you go.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:17Oh, it's actually heavier than it looks.
15:23Now, if I was taller...
15:24Bigger.
15:25Huge-ish.
15:27Bigger.
15:29Bigger.
15:32Bigger.
15:35Bigger.
15:35Bigger.
15:38Bigger.
15:39Bigger.
15:40Are you allowed to go in?
15:41Right, I order you to go and pick him up and put him on my hook.
15:47These shoot.
15:47Now, my arm can go in, can't it?
15:49Yeah between us. We might do that. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I think I've done it
15:57Just come on
15:59Oh, hang on. It's very heavy actually. They didn't say it man. Oh my god. I can't believe that
16:04Yes, but that's right. Here we go
16:08so
16:22Hey, we've rescued the cat in the traditional method of flinging onto a roof
16:28Yes, you come on you little bastard
16:30Come on. He's nearly here. Come on. Whoo!
16:37Stop the clock. Good work
16:43I'm glad you rescued potatoes. Yeah. Yeah, you like him. It's all right. I feel a bit resentful, but
16:54Yeah
16:54The impression that neither of you were particularly concerned about potatoes welfare during that
17:04That we have to protect its welfare. Oh, I just think I expected sort of internal kindness from you
17:14What's next system called a couple of magnets and a sticky end
17:19And then you flung it through the hole the time it was 14 minutes
17:24Sophie took 10 minutes to spot to spot patata
17:31She took 26 minutes and six seconds
17:36One person there famously cats catch robins, but can robins catch cat?
17:46This has got to be something, isn't it?
17:49What's that for?
17:52Why is there that on the end?
17:54Arrgh, that's good
17:56Aargh!
17:58Oh yeah, we go
18:05гоRAH
18:07VOTATATAS
18:10VOTATAS
18:11VOTATAS
18:11VOTATAS
18:12VOTATAS
18:13VOTATAS
18:13VOTATAS
18:15VOTATAS
18:16I've stopped the fire job
18:17Bye-bye
18:17Micheál
18:18All right.
18:23Can I just add that over the past few minutes of watching everybody else's,
18:28I've been having a very slow-level heart attack because I thought,
18:31did you remember to take it out of the top hole?
18:33You'll be thrilled here you did pop it out of the right hole.
18:35I did, I miss... Yeah, I'm panicking. But...
18:38Unfortunately... What?
18:39I do have to disqualify you.
18:41No! What?
18:43No, I'm only joking. Oh, my God!
18:49I'm actually sweating!
18:53There is slight extra news, though. No!
18:56We did heavily edit that.
18:58You got very suspicious, first of all, that there was no cat at all.
19:01Then you thought the boxing glove might be a distraction,
19:03then you opened the grabber, then you went to the shed to look for a hook,
19:05and then you came back.
19:06Your total time was 3 minutes 24, which is actually one minute slower than Steve.
19:13So the actual timings, Sophie gets one point, obviously,
19:16two to Joanne, three to Nick, four to John, but five in the end of Steve,
19:19ten points...
19:24Scoreboard, please.
19:25Yes, well, we have three people, Joanne, Nick and John, all on seven points,
19:29Sophie's on two, and Steve's in the lead with ten points!
19:31Hooray!
19:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:35OK.
19:36Please may we have a team task, Alex?
19:38Oh, yes.
19:39Good shout, Gregopotamus.
19:41And whoops!
19:42LAUGHTER
19:42I think...
19:44And whoopsie,
19:46I think we've blown the visual FX budget for the whole series.
19:49Watch this.
20:00Hello.
20:02Oh, hi.
20:06Jesus, John.
20:08You're what?
20:09You're useless, then.
20:10I'm so sorry.
20:12Alex!
20:13Where's Alex?
20:15Didn't we have to find him?
20:19No.
20:22Oh, God!
20:23Woo!
20:25Oh, dear!
20:26Woo!
20:27A floating envelope and a floating head.
20:29Amazing!
20:31Oh, I caught it.
20:32Well done.
20:34Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:39Are you a green screen?
20:41Yeah, I'm a green screen.
20:42Right.
20:44Do the most epic thing
20:47using green material
20:49and this green screen onesie.
20:51You have 30 minutes.
20:52Your time starts now.
20:55Why does it only green material, though?
20:57It turns everything invisible.
20:59So...
20:59I don't understand.
21:00Alex, I think we're going to spend about 25 minutes
21:02working out what green screen is
21:03and then we're going to come back with a plan.
21:05OK. Yeah.
21:06My head's going to float away now.
21:08Is it really?
21:09But no, because it's not green behind you.
21:11Doesn't have to be.
21:12Doesn't it?
21:15Well done, Alex.
21:16See you later.
21:19APPLAUSE
21:25There's a certain little smug look you get on your face
21:27when you've done a thing you like.
21:29You liked the floating head, didn't you?
21:31Yeah.
21:31I don't understand it either,
21:32but it is...
21:33Cos I couldn't see my body at all.
21:34It's so weird.
21:38OK, shall we start?
21:39Let's go.
21:39Let's start with the crazy guys, Nick and Steve,
21:42and their epic vision.
21:50Pancakes.
21:53Pancakes.
21:59Pancakes.
22:06Pancakes.
22:12Pancakes.
22:23Punk.
22:47Pancakes.
22:55Pancake?
23:03How is it?
23:05Epic.
23:15Because it was supposed to be the most ambitious thing, I was thinking, you know, the scale
23:19of ambition perhaps could have been better until the mouth came out.
23:23Just the fact that a wormhole appears, if I may call your mouth that.
23:31Was there much of a narrative, Steve, in your mind?
23:33I was just trying to give, you know, man who's decided he wants pancakes and is conjuring
23:38them up somehow.
23:39I thought he seemed quite smug.
23:40Yeah.
23:41The pancake guy.
23:43Well, that's just a bit of me coming through.
23:46Right.
23:47Break time.
23:48Close your eyes.
23:49Count to 180 and those nasty little adverts will have disappeared.
23:52Ready?
23:52Go!
24:02MUSIC PLAYS
24:03Hello, and a warm welcome back to part three of Taskmaster.
24:07We're in the middle of a task where they have to do some epic things.
24:10Yeah, man, while wearing green or blue onesies and using green or blue material, they can
24:16let their imaginations go wild with the endless possibilities of visual effects.
24:20For example, the team of two made pancakes.
24:24Now, it's the other team's turn to blow us away with their epic visuals.
24:27It's John, Joanne and Sophie.
24:30It's very dull being a Tudor queen.
24:33I just wish something exciting would happen.
24:37Oh.
24:38Oh.
24:39Oh.
24:39Lick me.
24:40You are.
24:41Lick, lick me.
24:42I'm magic.
24:43You're magic?
24:44Oh, go on then.
24:47Oh.
24:49Ooh.
24:51Ooh.
24:53Ooh.
24:54Ooh.
24:56Ooh.
24:56Floating clock.
25:00Ooh, God.
25:01Ooh, God.
25:02Ooh, God.
25:02Ooh, bloody hell, it's an armless mannequin.
25:05What time is it?
25:06Ooh, God.
25:07I'm about to take flight, John.
25:10Can't see anything.
25:11Ooh.
25:12Ooh, God, I am.
25:12I'm off.
25:13Oh, blimey.
25:15Oh, sorry.
25:17Oh, sorry.
25:17Sorry, sorry, John.
25:18Fucking hell.
25:20Ooh.
25:21Ooh.
25:21I might be able to fly.
25:24Ooh.
25:26Ooh.
25:26I've come.
25:26Oh, dear.
25:28I want flying.
25:29Oh, bloody no.
25:31Slow flight, but good flight.
25:33Oh, no.
25:34Oh, no.
25:40Ah, the classic cry of the Tudor Queen.
25:44Bloody Nora, I'm flying.
25:48It's actually much better than I remember.
25:50Is it?
25:51Yeah.
25:52Well, if you don't want to see the state of us on the day,
25:54it was carnage.
25:56Can I just tell you what I saw as a viewer?
25:59Right.
26:00A Tudor Queen.
26:02She licks a frog.
26:04Mm.
26:05Six unconnected objects float over her.
26:08Yeah.
26:09And she announces that she's going to fly off, and she does.
26:11She tells John she's going to as well.
26:13Yes.
26:15Also, the unconnected items, I would argue they're not as unconnected as you've said.
26:19There's no need to take that withering tone with me.
26:21We've got two different peppers.
26:25A red pepper and a yellow pepper to symbolise heat and the sun.
26:33Then we've got the armless torso to represent...
26:38Toxic masculinity.
26:38Exactly.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:46Is there any part of you, Steve, that thinks that yours was more epic than the team of three?
26:52Um, no.
26:54Yours was more ambitious, more epic.
26:57Ours was more... better.
26:59LAUGHTER
27:03I'm going to score them both very highly, cos I enjoyed them both very much.
27:08I'm going to give the team of three one more point.
27:10I'll give them five points, and I'll give the beautifully done,
27:14but sedate pancake journey, four points.
27:17There we go. Congratulations, everyone.
27:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:23One more task, please, little Alex Horne.
27:25OK, and now it's time to get hot and sticky in the lab.
27:29Ooh!
27:41Ah, you again.
27:42Hi, John.
27:44Ah, OK.
27:45Yeah, I see what's going on here.
27:48Where is this? There's no task!
27:52What is it? Where is it?
27:54One thing I don't have...
27:57Jesus, you guys.
28:02Magnus.
28:05Stick the heaviest thing to the board using three of the ingredients on the shelves.
28:20Once you've chosen your ingredients, you may not change your mind.
28:24Heaviest thing that sticks to the board for at least one minute wins.
28:27Have you actually tested any of this, though?
28:29Am I elaborate again?
28:31You have 12 minutes, and you must choose your thing in the first two minutes.
28:35So you're looking for the heaviest thing to stick to the board, and it's got to stay there for a
28:40minute,
28:40and I've got to create some kind of...
28:44unjuant. Is that a word?
28:46Sounds good.
28:47Your time starts now.
28:49I have two minutes to decide what thing...
28:51Out of anything in the whole world.
28:53But anything in the whole world?
28:55That you can get within two minutes.
28:56OK.
28:58This is science, basically.
29:00This is science?
29:01This is Elon Musk shit.
29:02It really is.
29:11What do you say you want, Steven? An unjuant?
29:14Yes. I lost confidence in the word halfway through.
29:18Well, I asked Alex to look it up, and it means a lubricant for sores.
29:22A lubricant for sores?
29:24Yeah.
29:25What did I mean?
29:26I don't know. Maybe you were chafing that day.
29:30Who are we going to see now, Alex?
29:32First up, here is Sticky Steve, Stick Mohammed, and Joanne McTacky. Here we go.
29:41OK. I went for...
29:43a big thing of water.
29:45I don't know which is heavier.
29:49There is a set of scales there, if that would help.
29:51Oh, shit!
29:53Are we going with David?
29:55Yeah.
29:56OK.
29:5776 grams.
29:5816 grams.
30:0083.
30:01I'll go with the fish.
30:02I've never adhesed anything before.
30:04Never at all.
30:05No, it's my first time adhesing.
30:07OK.
30:07I'm going to go with Velcro.
30:12Marmite.
30:13The classic.
30:13What's this? Can I use this?
30:15What is it?
30:15Silicon.
30:18I'm going to use those.
30:19Velcro.
30:20That.
30:21Styling gel.
30:23And silicon.
30:25Sellotape shouldn't do it.
30:27Bowl of toffees.
30:29Blue tank.
30:30OK.
30:30So it's toffee, blue tank, and sellotape.
30:32That's it, yeah.
30:33Argh!
30:37OK.
30:38Here we go.
30:39OK.
30:40You've got 5 minutes 50.
30:41Ooh!
30:42That's fine, isn't it?
30:53There's only one bit of sellotape.
30:56That is...
30:56Ugh!
31:01Now, I don't know if this is allowed, but...
31:08sort of put my...
31:11sock...
31:13LAUGHTER
31:14It's a big sock in there.
31:17BUZZER
31:18BUZZER
31:19BUZZER
31:19BUZZER
31:20Oh, my God, it's not going to work.
31:24It's not going to do it on its own.
31:27BUZZER
31:36BUZZER
31:36So, it's pretty good.
31:39BUZZER
31:40BUZZER
31:42There's always an awkward bucket.
31:43It's absolutely no good.
31:46BUZZER
31:47It's no good.
31:48I could use some of this.
31:50BUZZER
31:51BUZZER
31:51BUZZER
31:52BUZZER
31:53BUZZER
31:55Are you going to use any more money?
31:57I don't think it's necessary.
32:00Start the clock.
32:01Okay, the clock is started
32:04It looks quite calm
32:09This is this is great television 15 seconds
32:16There's the sock even stick
32:22We'll leave that for a minute. Yeah, 45 seconds gone. I'm pleased
32:29Ten never spent this long looking at a naked man before. I thought I'd nailed it for my miss
32:37Joanne it's now been there for a minute you have succeeded
32:41And that's a minute, okay, so I'll see if I can find you a new sock. Thank you
32:52You've succeeded
32:57Oh
33:00So you're something a good technique would be pick something relatively light. Yeah, and just smush it against the board
33:06with whatever. Yeah
33:08Don't fuck with the system. Just got it done. Get out
33:13Smell the lunch
33:16You relied on
33:18Blue tack blue tack and a chewy toffee and you think that gave extra stability to David
33:23Yeah, I think so I think that that bit of toffee right in his crack
33:30Was the unjunct that he needed
33:34From time to time on this show we start out watching her an adult doing a task and what we
33:40end up witnessing is a full breakdown
33:43You abandoned your idea with the water bottle you use velcro to attach a sock
33:49And more personally not a heavy object didn't stick anyway
33:54Then you smeared hair gel and silicon at the sides of it
33:58Mmm
33:59And then that fell off now
34:01What what part of that makes you think I'm mad?
34:06I
34:07Genuinely found myself feeling sorry for you like in a way that would have get me some points
34:11Oh
34:12No
34:13Did he go to stick for a while not the bottle no the bottle was what he chose the bottle
34:18it didn't stick
34:18I don't think he did the task. He didn't
34:21Well, I imagine this Joanne's fish is as light as a feather
34:25It's as light as four mice. I tell you I lack ambition 86 grams four mice Steve's 33 and a
34:30half mice
34:31713 grams nice
34:33One part left to go and in it someone will go home with a biggish calculator. Come on. We'll see
34:40you in a minute
34:41I
34:53Welcome back and to our Welsh viewers also hello
34:59Task in the lab which still needs completion sticky Alex. Oh, yes, Greg
35:04That's what happens when daddy forgets to talk me
35:09Coincidentally the task in play is also a sticky one finally Sophie and John take to the board
35:14Have you chosen your item? I've chosen my item and I'm now questioning it a lot. It's a star. It's
35:19coming off the wall
35:21Great, okay, okay. I'll select the thing. I'm gonna go chopping board. That's a big star. Yeah, but I
35:28I think the trick is something here you see
35:32Could actually
35:35Not gone well
35:36Please don't hurt yourself. Not gone well. It's quite heavy. It's a bit probably too heavy should have picked it
35:42up first
35:43So we're starting with cell tape and velcro. Yep. I think I went too big didn't I?
35:48Well, it's massive. Yeah, I got greedy
35:52Right, this is very silly, but I'm gonna just try this because I wonder if you put enough of these
35:57on
35:58Whether it actually holds I didn't think I was a competitive person, but
36:03Something's happened to me over the time. I've been doing this and I
36:07Fundamentally changed as a person I think
36:13All right
36:16Surprising insert right. Let's give this a go. It's an initial an initial guy
36:27So the cock please cock clock start the clock, please
36:34I actually smashed the shit out of this
36:40It's not expecting that
36:42That is absolutely bloody fabulous
36:47While that's happening. I'm gonna pick two more. Oh, but I haven't got any liquid
36:55Just put some nice sweets around
36:58If you have a night fancy one
37:02It's wonderful, but we're just gonna get the flour and honey
37:06All right, we're going we're going with flour, honey and blue tape
37:10Oh, this might not be a bad idea actually. This looks just like glue
37:15There's engineers watching this going. He's absolutely nailed this
37:20For centuries
37:23Humankind has been mixing. No, that's absolute crap
37:29It has been up there for a minute now
37:32That's fantastic, isn't it? See you later. Bye-bye
37:36Well, it's a case of dotting the pace. I
37:40Think what I'm doing here is making the chopping board heavier
37:44Five four three two one
37:49Start the timer, please
37:55How long have we got now? 20 seconds
37:56Shit the bed! Shit the bed! Shit the bed!
37:59Shit the bed!
38:00Shit the bed!
38:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:08Well, you summed it up yourself, really, didn't you? Yeah
38:11I've absolutely smashed the shit out of this
38:13I think my intelligence may lie in manual labour
38:19Structural integrity, I fucking knew
38:22You're talking with the passion of a turn-of-the-century mill worker
38:26It was a very heavy start. It was 3.3 kilograms
38:36John, I had such hope for you
38:38At one point I thought, this man is going to be the face of Blu-Tack
38:43I think I forgot you could pick anything in the world to stick to the whiteboard
38:48Yeah, and I suddenly fixated on the stuff that was in front of me
38:51And just solely the chopping board
38:53And you used honey and flour to try and... Was it honey?
38:56Well, after the Blu-Tack failed, he said, we're now entering the world of paste
39:02Let's give some points out
39:03Nick and John both chose heavy things but didn't manage to stick them on
39:07So it's zero points to John and Nick
39:09Joanne, you get a full three points for your 85 grand fish
39:12Keep it simple
39:14Steve, four points, but Sophie's was four times heavier than his
39:17And she gets the full five points
39:23Let's see a scoreboard, shall we?
39:25OK, well, Nick at the bottom, I'm afraid, with 11 points
39:28And Steve at the top with 18 points at the moment
39:30APPLAUSE
39:34Very good, right, can you please all head to the stage for the final task of the show?
39:39APPLAUSE
39:44Hi there, baby cakes
39:46That's me
39:47Who's reading the task out?
39:49Sophie Willem
39:50Guess the movie that your teammate is saying
39:53Your teammate can only say the first three letters of each word of the movie title
39:59Most movies in each round wins
40:02One member of the team will go inside the movie booth
40:04And they'll pop their head through the little hole
40:07I will show you some cards with movie titles in
40:09And they will also have the first three letters of each word
40:12So if it says Jurassic Park, it will also say Jura-pa
40:15And all you're allowed to say is Jura-pa, Jura-pa, Jura-pa
40:19It's going to be three rounds
40:20The team of two are going to go first
40:21Nick, please enter the booth
40:23APPLAUSE
40:26Good luck, everyone
40:28Your time starts when I reveal the first card
40:31OK, OK
40:31Good luck
40:32And off we go
40:33The Nupro
40:34The Nupro
40:35The Nutty Professor
40:36Yeah
40:37Pulp Fic
40:38Pulp Fiction
40:40Or
40:40Bam
40:41Bambi
40:42Fig
40:43Clue
40:46Fig
40:47Clue
40:47Fig
40:48Clue
40:50Fig
40:52Clue
40:53By Glute
40:54By Clue
40:55By Clue
40:56By Cluv
40:56By Cluv
40:56By Cluv
40:56By Cluv
40:56Yes
40:57The the some abo ma the something about there's something about Mary yes
41:04Save try
41:08Say say
41:17They've scored a total of six movies
41:28Okay, good luck Sophie. Thank you
41:45Goonies tight
41:49Titanic one one one one Wonder Woman what?
41:56One what we're in my
41:58New room we average he hate
42:03The shower rod shall shock redemption. Yes
42:07said seven the boo eat the ball my dead six
42:21Goodfellas good that team scored a total of eight movies
42:26Yeah, no time for a second to enter the
42:30Length of the booze
42:36Steve your time starts now
42:40the mate matrix matrix
42:43The mum the mummy ray braveheart
42:47Don Don bra
42:49Don Brasco
42:52Curious
42:54Dollar-bap million-dollar baby miss imp. Mr. Miss. Mr. Incredible
43:00Miss in
43:03Mission Impossible
43:07They scored six movies there we are
43:12Don't even finish
43:14Hello, Alex. Hello, John
43:18Thor
43:19Thor
43:23Batsan
43:25Batsanta
43:26Snatch
43:28Batsan
43:30Batsan
43:32Batsan
43:34Batsan
43:38Batsan
43:38Batsan
43:40The
43:40Bore
43:44Jum
43:46Jumongo
43:48Jumongo
43:49Meet the pair
43:52The usual
43:53Sus
43:56Mrs. Dow
43:58Don't tie that far
44:00We got eight
44:02Congratulations
44:04Well done
44:07Can I ask which cinema I can see Batman Big Man in?
44:12And if that's sold out can I see John Mungo somewhere?
44:16We are gonna make it harder in round three
44:18Oh no
44:19We're now gonna say the last three letters of each movie
44:21What?
44:22Wow
44:23Nick, please enter the booth for a second time
44:25This is terrifying
44:26The time starts now
44:27Roy
44:28Rob Roy
44:31Roy
44:33Roy
44:34Roy
44:35Roy
44:36Roy
44:36Roy
44:36Roy
44:36Pass
44:37Ron Man
44:39Ron Man
44:41Ron Man
44:41Something Ron
44:41Something Man
44:42Ron Man
44:43Something Iron Man
44:44Yes
44:46Eid
44:48Eid
44:49Eid
44:50Eid
44:50Eid
44:51Speed
44:51Eid
44:51Eid
45:08Eid
45:20Oldtowall
45:20You don't look comfy
45:28The last three letters starting now
45:31Iron the iron ing
45:34The iron ing
45:37The shining? No
45:38Iron ing
45:40Pass
45:43B
45:44B
45:46B
45:48It's more difficult than speed
45:51Try that one for a laugh
45:55Erm...
45:56This is ing ing
45:57Kiss kiss bang
45:58They got one
46:00That was a tough line
46:03The iron ing
46:04You will kick yourself
46:05The Lion King
46:08And Barbie was B
46:09Oh come on
46:12Team three got two, the team of two got one
46:17Come down and join me
46:18We'll have back to the final score
46:24APPLAUSE
46:24Very tight game in the end
46:26Well they clawed one back
46:27Five points to the team of three
46:29Yes, three points to the others
46:31Which means, Nick
46:33You came last
46:35Tight at the top though
46:37Joanne, a massive 20 points
46:39But the winner for a second week in a row is Steve with 21 points
46:41Oh my god
46:42CHEERING
46:45He's running away with it
46:46Steve Padmerton wins
46:48Please head upside down to the stage
46:51And upturn your prizes
46:54Wow
46:55JACK
46:56You
46:56Know
47:22You
47:23You
47:23You
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