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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:54You're in our way.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:02You've already done.
01:02Shoot that.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:30Let's go!
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06:55Let's go!
06:56This Montreal girl works you out, brother!
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley!
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross!
07:03No!
07:03Never in life have I blushed!
07:05Russians do not do this!
07:12Again!
07:13Again!
07:14Again!
07:15Again!
07:22You will murder me!
07:24Maybe!
07:25Get in!
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass!
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it!
07:45And I still beat your ass!
07:46Barely!
07:47Thank you!
07:54Wow!
07:54Nice place!
07:56Thanks!
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Mr. Businessman.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16Mr. Businessman.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen?
08:33On the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25I still won't.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:44Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:59Where were you?
10:07Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Holy shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:30It's all right.
11:31It's you.
11:51It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:54It's you.
12:21It's you.
12:23It's you.
12:24It's you.
12:25It's you.
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12:28It's you.
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12:33It's you.
12:35It's you.
12:37It's you.
12:37It's you.
12:53It's you.
12:57It's you.
12:58It's you.
13:00It's you.
13:00It's you.
13:03It's you.
13:11It's you.
13:14It's you.
13:25It's you.
13:39It's you.
13:45It's you.
13:47It's you.
13:50I'm gonna wake up at 4am to watch your game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there right?
13:58My father yes.
14:00Maybe my brother but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways on site I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Remember than what it runs a battle?
14:11You fuckin wish,す I didn't.
14:16Do you remember when I made you come hands free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosa.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here at Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:35All in there.
15:37Hey, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42Be nice?
15:43They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here longer.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14He didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be blessed.
18:52After yesterday, you won.
18:58You won.
18:58You won.
18:59You won.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05Not yet?
19:06Not yet.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:15It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when we are.
19:23Our brother is affected.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26The team is playing.
19:27What is this?
19:29What is this?
19:31You, captain, are you doing it?
19:33The team is playing.
19:34You are always looking for someone who is in trouble.
19:42You are always looking for someone who is in trouble.
19:43Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't do this.
19:53She doesn't do this.
19:54Who is it to be?
20:00You are watching her.
20:07Who is it to be?
20:09My mother is missing.
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:14Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24to be able to meet with the minister.
20:29Yes, ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:37I'm always the same in the altar.
20:38That's what you're supposed to do.
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42He wants to stay, he needs to rest.
20:46He needs to be a prize in the United States.
20:48He needs to be good.
20:49You're good, you're good.
20:52You're good.
20:52You're good.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59You're good.
21:02You're good.
21:03You're good.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking,
21:11especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, пап.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar.
21:18I'm going to buy a bar.
21:20I'm going to buy a bar.
21:22Look how she's going for you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27You're my angel.
21:28I'm going to buy a bar.
21:31I want to buy something.
21:33I want to buy something.
21:33I want to buy something.
21:34I want to buy somethingisso.
21:35Yes.
21:52Damienko, yes.
21:57Damienko, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For the people who have been a son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what I do, I blame you for me for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't mean for you.
22:25It doesn't mean for you.
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And don't blame me on these crazy games, when you have real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44Huntry and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes?
22:54This year?
22:55Because I think that Midtke is a problem.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02It's an exercise.
23:04With the problem with the team, you can't see it.
23:11You can't see it.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the South.
23:18In Chicago, not that before.
23:21In the final, probably, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but too young.
23:28So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I saw with my father.
23:37I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:39You should have to be perfect.
23:41You should have to be perfect.
23:43You should have to be perfect.
23:47You should have to be perfect.
23:49You should have to be perfect.
23:49We will meet in the Bocci.
23:50You should have to be perfect.
23:51Bye, Father.
23:57Bye.
23:59Bye.
24:00Bye.
24:01How's your country, Sasa?
24:03Hi, there are awesome.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10I love clubs with my dog.
24:14Children.
24:15Just friends.
24:18And boys...
24:21Too much fun?
24:23French men?
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:30Oh my God, nothing.
24:37You don't know anything,
24:41you don't lie,
24:43you don't flirt in the answer.
24:49You were more fun than me.
24:57You were more fun than me.
25:08You were more fun than me.
25:10Seriously?
25:12You were more fun than me.
25:16You were more fun than me.
25:17If you remember me,
25:23you will be more fun than me.
25:26Yes,
25:28that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay?
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:51Okay.
25:53I'll find a wedding.
25:54Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Come on.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:03Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at acting.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42Man, you're the fucking best.
28:44That's all, Andrew.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal.
28:46That shit show.
28:47Cocksucking.
28:49Well, that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows kids.
29:03That was obviously the final match.
29:07That's an animal!
29:10He's never at all over.
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50With who?
29:51Here's Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:34All right.
30:45No chance.
31:02Excuse me.
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text for me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you! You are unbelievable!
31:45You suck my dick!
32:01Maybe it's nice to me.
32:02No?
32:08Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:10Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please.
32:25Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53No.
34:11Good luck to me.
34:26I'll call this one.
34:26Very soon.
34:29This one.
34:30I'm in this position.
34:33A special system.
34:36You, in the last.
34:36It is like,
34:36I'll draw the clowns.
34:38Stand.
34:40what?
34:45I can't see him.
34:47I can't see him.
34:52The new room is available.
34:58congratulations
34:59thank you
35:01now take off your clothes
35:04you're such an asshole
35:49what
35:53it's a lot of windows
36:16good
36:18now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel
36:28very nice vodka
36:30it's hard to find in america
36:32okay
36:36touch yourself
36:37what
36:38show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what
36:41it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never
36:46no shit
36:47fuck you
36:49give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no
36:51vodka is for after
36:53it's your reward
36:54no no no no okay
37:12so
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need you what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:27i need you to go
38:59so
39:25so
39:27russia this year was something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:57why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's
40:08it's home
40:09yeah
40:11but
40:12i don't know is it safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:18i don't know
40:21do you
40:22do you even like it there
40:30what difference does it make
40:32a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:41oh
40:44yeah me too i should have
40:55so i'm off
40:59goodbye hollander
41:22i don't know
41:23i don't know
41:28i don't know
41:30i don't know
41:31do you
41:44yeah
41:44yeah
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