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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:55You're in our way.
00:58You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've only got...
01:02You've only got...
01:04You've only got...
01:04You can stay...
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:30Let's go!
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06:56This Montreal girl works you out, brother!
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley!
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross!
07:03No!
07:03Never in life have I blushed!
07:05Russians do not do this!
07:12Again!
07:13Again!
07:14Again!
07:15Again!
07:22You will murder me!
07:24Maybe!
07:25Get in!
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass!
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it!
07:45And I still beat your ass!
07:46Barely!
07:47Thank you!
07:54Wow!
07:54Nice place!
07:56Thanks!
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Mr. Businessman.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16Mr. Businessman.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen?
08:33On the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25I still won't.
09:33Don't worry.
09:34Don't worry it will fit.
09:45Wow, well.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:59Where were you?
10:07Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Holy shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:30It's all right.
11:31It's you.
11:51It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:54It's you.
12:21It's you.
12:23It's you.
12:24It's you.
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12:28It's you.
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12:33It's you.
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12:53It's you.
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12:58It's you.
13:00It's you.
13:00It's you.
13:03It's you.
13:11It's you.
13:14It's you.
13:25It's you.
13:39It's you.
13:45It's you.
13:47It's you.
13:50I've been wanting to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch the game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm excited.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming on what?
14:09Jerome's Medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here at Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:35All in there.
15:37Hey, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice?
15:43They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:36You're welcome.
18:49You're welcome.
18:51You're welcome.
18:52Since yesterday's time, you won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he's still a piece.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not?
19:06It's not.
19:07But not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's not a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not a reality, which you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when.
19:23Our brother is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's in the middle of childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47My mother.
19:47She can't do it.
19:53You know what we're doing here?
19:54No, it's not.
19:57Mom died.
20:00You remember us.
20:03It's not a time.
20:07Mom died.
20:07You remember her mother?
20:07That is not fair.
20:07Where did you let us go around?
20:08Where did Polina?
20:10Whether it was in Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36I'm always the same.
20:37I'm always the same.
20:37I'm always the same.
20:38What's wrong with you?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:41But wants to honour I wanted to stay,
20:44any return to many different countries on the Italy.
20:48We will pay the New Yorkers.
20:50Nice to know that you have a lot to, too.
20:54Your الص freeman was hopeless.
20:56You have a problem!
20:58The leader...
20:59I'm not surprised.
21:05Because I'm too far from time to talk.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're talking too much about it, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar.
21:18He needs to be one cup.
21:21Look how she's got him.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm your angel.
21:29I'd like you to remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33No, I have something interesting.
21:52I'll do it.
21:53I want to drink...
21:58I'll do it.
22:04I think I played good in hell.
22:06I will say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any of your games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you are not looking for this.
22:16I sometimes blame him against me.
22:20When I am sure that he is going to blame him against me.
22:23In any case, it does not mean for you.
22:26It does not mean for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You must stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44Huntry and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55I think he is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02He is traumatized.
23:04You are tremendous.
23:05I am very thankful.
23:06You cannot believe it.
23:08With your team.
23:09You are bad to see them.
23:11Listen.
23:13Tung.
23:13And the war is the way you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you will.
23:17And in Washington, Chicago, not that like earlier.
23:21In the final of France, they are probably good.
23:26but you're too young.
23:28So you won the Coupe of Scenes
23:29for a year earlier than I saw with you.
23:35No, thank you.
23:37I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:39You should have to be ideal.
23:41You should be ideal.
23:43Right, but you need to be more
23:46together.
23:48We'll see you next time.
23:51See you soon.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13The girls.
24:15It's just beautiful.
24:18And boys?
24:21Well...
24:22You've seen French boys?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:28Yeah, Ilya?
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how you can.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:44You don't lie.
24:45You don't lie.
24:45You don't lie.
24:49You don't lie.
25:08Ilya?
25:09You don't lie.
25:11You're right.
25:12You don't lie.
25:15I told you, if you remember me, don't change my mind.
25:21We're not yet, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:53I'll find a party.
25:55Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:06I'm happy to see you.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:23We'll fuck it.
28:29I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, all I do.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit.
28:47Show.
28:47Cock-sucking.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He showed his kids that obviously...
29:04the Noel of the Agan.
29:07That's an animal!
29:10Nathanael!
29:27Nathanael!
29:29Woo!
29:30Woo!
29:31Ha ha ha!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free?
29:40What the fuck were you on?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50With who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nice to me.
32:07Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then,
33:02when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:20I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck, Colleen.
34:13Good luck.
34:14Good luck.
34:16Good luck.
34:26I'm going to be in this position.
34:31I'm going to be in this position.
34:32I need you all lined up.
34:34Special assistant.
34:35You're going to ask me.
34:36I'll draw the line.
34:37That's what you're asking.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no, no.
36:52Fuck this for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54I love you.
36:58You're giving me some vodka.
37:01I loved you.
37:08I love you.
37:12I love you.
37:14I'm going to be in the air now.
37:17I love you.
37:19I love you.
37:20I love you.
37:23I love you.
37:24I'm going to watch you swallow.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:03fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:20you
38:26i need you
39:05i need you
39:08you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too I shoulda.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:18God.
41:30Okay.
41:45No.
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