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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rattler.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:12It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:44What the fuck?
00:55That's what?
00:57That's what you do.
00:58You can stay.
01:05Stay, you're in our way
01:08Get us forever
01:11Get us forever
01:15Get us forever
01:19Get us forever
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:35I hope your magic is all
01:38You're gonna get out soon
01:40You're gonna get out soon
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47You're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job
01:56Give you an A
01:58A golden star
02:00You think I'm pretty
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she made me drive
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:23You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28You want to fuck it
02:30You're going to be
02:45You're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're going to get out of here.
02:52I know your heart at night hushed over your phone like a tree you dug the hill that's crooked from
03:04the wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're lost to your heaven and standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my heart.
03:26You're sta-
03:27You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, but you say you're scared.
03:40I know those people do.
03:43You think the real world's on me.
03:46In spite of everything, I guess I'm super serious.
03:50Nice try.
03:53Now get out of here.
03:55Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking job.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
03:59You're gonna be ya-
04:01You're gonna be ya-
04:02Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice job.
04:08Get out of here.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe you'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Hey, Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Let's go.
05:20Let's go.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46No, no, no, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22No, you come here.
09:25No, you've got nothing.
09:26No, you come here.
09:34No, I don't love it.
09:35No, don't worry.
09:37No, I'll have sleep.
09:38No, you come here.
09:45Oh wow, wow. You think this will be enough? Fuck off.
10:15Please don't go home. Now please don't go home.
10:29Oh my God.
10:36He's okay.
10:55Oh, it's so close to me.
10:59Is he okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:27It's so okay.
11:30It's great.
11:51Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold her.
12:03What the hell?
12:06No.
12:07No.
12:10No.
12:22Another pencil, did it?
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It will show it now, okay?
12:36No.
12:57You killed me, Wander.
13:00I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hard.
13:08We'll have to wait.
13:18We'll have to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom's starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08I don't even know what, bronze medal.
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosa.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here at Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:23A cigar a la peau de mi,
15:27le car encore endormi.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Always.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice? They fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shisho. A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby? We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great and so Irvani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Is this what JJ thinks it is?
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fuck.
18:37Do you need to meet your mind.
18:38You need to meet with your hands.
18:39Yes, sir.
18:42The minister still wants to meet with you today.
18:45With regard to anything.
18:48It's worth it.
18:49You should be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday's time, you won't win...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he's still a piece.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05Not yet?
19:06Not yet.
19:07Not yet.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a joke.
19:14It's not a joke.
19:16It's not a joke.
19:16It's not a joke.
19:18It's not a joke.
19:19It's not a joke.
19:20Now I play better than when I play.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is injured.
19:27What's that?
19:29What's that?
19:31You, captain, you're doing it.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's in love.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who is that?
19:43Who is that you'll have to get your mom?
19:48Who is your mom?
19:48She does not do that.
19:53No, dad.
19:57Mom's a mother.
20:01You remember that?
20:03I have seen you here in your house.
20:07Where are you from?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:34Of course.
20:34I'm always going to go.
20:35You're all in the same way.
20:36And everything is always on the altar.
20:39What's going on?
20:40He's not going to go.
20:42He's not going to go.
20:44He's not going to go.
20:44He's not going to go.
20:46He's going to stay.
20:47He's going to stay in the United States.
20:48He's going to work.
20:51He's going to be good.
20:52He's going to be good.
20:54But it's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's a problem with the leader.
20:59He's going to be good.
21:02He's going to be good.
21:05He's going to be good.
21:07He's going to be good.
21:33He's going to be good.
21:34He's going to be good.
22:04He's going to be good.
22:07He's going to be good.
22:21He's going to be good.
22:21In any case, it doesn't mean for you.
22:26It doesn't mean for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He's an actress.
23:04We're traumatized.
23:06We're not going to see you here with the team.
23:08It's pretty bad.
23:11Listen.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want.
23:18You know, there's no such thing in Chicago.
23:20Not the way before.
23:21In the finals, probably, it's San Francisco.
23:24And they're good.
23:26But too young.
23:28You lose the Coupe Xenry for the year before I was born.
23:37I'm going to sleep tomorrow, but tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43Yes, but you need to be in agreement.
23:48We'll see you next time.
23:51Bye-bye.
23:57What's up?
24:01How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14Guys.
24:15It's just a beauty.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:26...
24:32Oh, my God, I don't have anything.
24:37You don't know how much you do.
24:41You don't lie, you don't flirt with me.
24:50You don't lie, you don't lie, you don't lie, you don't lie.
25:16You don't lie, you don't lie, you don't lie, you don't lie.
25:21We're not yet, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39You don't lie.
25:51Okay.
25:53I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:06Okay.
26:22Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, Jay.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:57Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11What?
28:13This is our fucking cup!
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, Gollander.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46She'd show cock sucking your ass.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah!
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02He showed his kids.
29:03And obviously...
29:04Is our home.
29:07Ah!
29:09Excusate!
29:10And our哥!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:16Ah!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free?
29:40What the fuck were you on?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50With who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34No chance.
30:41I'll text them to you.
30:44Good morning.
30:45Bye.
30:49Bye.
30:52Bye.
30:54Bye.
30:56Bye.
30:57Bye.
30:57Bye.
30:59Bye.
31:00Bye.
31:01Bye.
31:03Bye.
31:03Bye.
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe it's nice to me.
32:02No?
32:08Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then,
33:02when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than you suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck to me.
34:13Good luck.
34:26I love you.
34:26A little Wolverine.
34:28Huh.
34:28A little black.
34:29I love you.
34:34Seriously.
34:35So do you want to go by?
34:36Go by.
34:36I'm at your best.
34:37I'll put them behind.
34:38…
34:38…
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:20I do have to take a shower.
35:21I even did not do that.
35:24I will take a shower.
35:26You can be around my eyes.
35:27A shower.
35:38I will take a shower.
35:50What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I'm just going for you.
36:56All right.
37:23This is a yellow bitch.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:03fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:14what you know tell me
38:20you
38:26i need you
39:05what you doing
39:08you
39:10you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:12But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Hollander.
41:09Bye.
41:10Bye-bye.
41:13Bye.
41:15Bye-bye.
41:22Bye.
41:22Bye.
41:23Bye-bye.
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