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00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:37...
00:05:37...
00:05:44Are you all right?
00:05:46Yeah, I'm okay.
00:05:47I just, uh, dawned, there I was, uh, came and I was saying, I didn't get, uh, what?
00:06:05I can't believe I did that.
00:06:07Oh, she finally says hi to me, and what do I do?
00:06:10I choke!
00:06:12Ugh, yuck.
00:06:14You're like a big spaz.
00:06:16Where have you been, buddy?
00:06:17Oh, hi, Peach.
00:06:19Did you get the camera?
00:06:20Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me.
00:06:23Are you sure we gotta do this?
00:06:25It's my only chance, Peach.
00:06:27To Roxanne, I'm just a nobody.
00:06:30But after today...
00:06:33Bobby!
00:06:36Wow, look, all this is for us?
00:06:41Mmm, slurpage.
00:06:43Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.
00:06:46Dude, need fundage, bro.
00:06:48Oh, your feet, yeah, yeah, right here.
00:06:53Cheddar!
00:06:54Ah!
00:06:56Cheddar whizzies!
00:07:04Mmm, it's pretty scrumptious.
00:07:08Huh.
00:07:09Let's do it, ladies.
00:07:13As student body president, I just want to say, like, yay to all of us for a really neat year.
00:07:18Yo, Stacy!
00:07:19Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
00:07:21Yay!
00:07:22And also that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday
00:07:26to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.
00:07:31Thank you very much.
00:07:32And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.
00:07:39Thank you, Stacy!
00:07:40And good morning, boys and girls.
00:07:43You know, every year on the last day of school, I have several youngsters approach me and say,
00:07:50Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?
00:07:55We don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends.
00:08:00Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacy's party.
00:08:08How you, uh, how you doing down there, Bobby?
00:08:11Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
00:08:13I'm doing it all for you.
00:08:17This is nuts.
00:08:18I don't know why I'll let you guys talk me into this.
00:08:21If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence.
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:25Of the element.
00:08:26Or...
00:08:28I hope this works.
00:08:30How about science slumber parties?
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:41What?
00:08:43Hey!
00:08:45I'm not gonna get...
00:08:47Ah!
00:08:48Ha ha ha!
00:08:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:52Some people settle for the typical thing.
00:08:55Living all their lives waiting in the wings.
00:08:58It ain't a question of it.
00:09:00It's just a matter of time before I'm moving through the fun of my life.
00:09:05Once you're watching every movement I make, you gotta believe that I gotta win it.
00:09:11Whoa!
00:09:12Oh!
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00:09:58Hey, girl, tomorrow's the only place you'll see.
00:10:02Gonna stand up at school.
00:10:11Hey, it's the goof boy.
00:10:14We're busted.
00:10:21Go-go-boo-joo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
00:10:23Help me.
00:10:24Come on, smile.
00:10:27Oh, smiley-wily.
00:10:31Oh, come on, Kimmy.
00:10:33Give me a big...
00:10:50Stop goofing around.
00:10:51We got work to do.
00:10:53Okay, Kimmy, back to Mommy now.
00:11:04Oh, you have such a way with children.
00:11:08You have such a way with children.
00:11:12Okay, now, who's next over here?
00:11:15Oh, side goof.
00:11:16Let a pro show you how it's done.
00:11:18Okay, who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious...
00:11:26You lucky woman.
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey.
00:11:30It's picture time.
00:11:31Peek-a-boo!
00:11:32She is so cute.
00:11:34Peek-a-boo!
00:11:36Of course, Pete.
00:11:37You sure are good with kids.
00:11:39Oh, yeah.
00:11:40Well, they love me.
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping.
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
00:11:58I don't know, goof.
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
00:12:03For all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots and...
00:12:10Oh, Max is a good kid.
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:29Huh?
00:12:31Max, look.
00:12:32It's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a.
00:12:35Huh.
00:12:39Oh, man.
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
00:12:43Hey, PJ!
00:12:45Detention!
00:12:48Robert Zemerewski.
00:12:51Okay, I'm coming.
00:12:53Max, here.
00:12:54Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:04Hey, Mazer!
00:13:05What's up, Rob?
00:13:06All right.
00:13:08And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those kids in my house,
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna.
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it.
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:25Stacy, no.
00:13:26I don't want to...
00:13:27Talk to him.
00:13:33Tap him.
00:13:44Tap him.
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
00:13:47It's okay.
00:13:48Really.
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56Yeah?
00:13:57Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
00:13:59I know.
00:13:59He's totally genius.
00:14:01Yeah, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah.
00:14:04Stacy's showing it at her party.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sort of kind of thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with
00:14:17me.
00:14:18That is, to the party.
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.
00:14:23Well, I was sort of kind of thinking that I'd love to.
00:14:28Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Good.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:31Terrific.
00:14:31Wonderful.
00:14:32All right.
00:14:33Okay.
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne.
00:14:34We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I'd better be going.
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad.
00:14:49I told you men are easy to deal with.
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Wah-ha-ha-hoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumbo!
00:15:01It's not my brain yet!
00:15:03Come on!
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Dance with the...
00:15:09Move with the...
00:15:11Miss Maybone!
00:15:13Yes, sir!
00:15:14Get that boy's father on the phone at once!
00:15:16Right away, sir!
00:15:17Woo!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:20Uh, yes, Mr. Goof.
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur.
00:15:24I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian.
00:15:27Max?
00:15:28Oh, my gosh.
00:15:29Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof.
00:15:31He's in trouble!
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member.
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body to break into a riotous frenzy!
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:42Well, it couldn't be mine!
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd seriously re-evaluate the way you're raising your child before he ends up
00:15:50in the electric chair!
00:15:52The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:24Lake Destiny.
00:16:27Okay, kiddo.
00:16:28Now, smile!
00:16:29Lake Destiny, Idaho!
00:16:31Lake Hooter, bro!
00:16:33You were right, Pete.
00:16:34Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between father and son.
00:16:38You said so yourself.
00:16:39Well, yeah, but...
00:16:40I'm going fishing!
00:16:41I'm going fishing with my boy!
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:46Okay, precious.
00:16:47Give me a big smile.
00:16:51Fishy, fishy!
00:16:52Fishy, fishy!
00:16:58Cool concert, lad.
00:16:59What?
00:17:00You well, bud.
00:17:03Hey, Max.
00:17:04Wicked dance.
00:17:06Thanks.
00:17:06Forget it, girl.
00:17:07He's Roxanne's.
00:17:08Way to go, man!
00:17:10I just heard about you and Roxanne.
00:17:12Oh, Pete, come on!
00:17:14See?
00:17:15See?
00:17:15I told you our plan would work!
00:17:18Max.
00:17:19Max!
00:17:19Peach, knock it off.
00:17:20Max!
00:17:20Max!
00:17:21Max!
00:17:22Max!
00:17:23Max!
00:17:24Max!
00:17:25Max!
00:17:26Max!
00:17:27Max!
00:17:28Max!
00:17:37It's a piece of cake!
00:17:45It's a piece of cake.
00:17:52Stay now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:55Stay now, tomorrow's the only place you see
00:18:01Gonna stay now
00:18:03So you notice me
00:18:07Going somewhere, Pop?
00:18:08Sure are, pal, Rooney
00:18:10Cool
00:18:11Have a good time, Dad
00:18:12If you're gonna be gone more than a month
00:18:13Drop me a line
00:18:14But Max, this isn't just my vacation
00:18:17It's a vacation with me and my best buddy
00:18:19Oh, Donald Duck?
00:18:21No, silly
00:18:22With you
00:18:28Are you okay, Maxie?
00:18:30What did you say?
00:18:32That's right
00:18:32A vacation, son
00:18:34We'll spend some real quality time together
00:18:38I think I'm gonna be sick
00:18:39Hey, got a present for you
00:18:41No, stop
00:18:42I can't
00:18:42What you're doing?
00:18:46You look just like I did at your age
00:18:48Please don't say that, Dad
00:18:50Wait
00:18:51I saved the best for last
00:18:54It's been handed down from goof to goof to goof
00:18:58And now
00:18:59It's yours, son
00:19:00A stick?
00:19:02No, silly
00:19:03A fishing pole
00:19:05Fishing?
00:19:06We're going fishing?
00:19:07Yup, just like my dad and me did
00:19:09Two best buddies fish in our late destiny
00:19:13Away from it all
00:19:15I don't wanna be away from it all, Dad
00:19:17I like it all
00:19:19Hey, look, Maxie
00:19:20We're using the same map me and my dad used
00:19:23We'll take the same route
00:19:24And make the same stops
00:19:26And see the same sights
00:19:27But that trip would take weeks, Dad
00:19:30Exactly
00:19:31Getting there's half the fun
00:19:33Put the map away, Dad
00:19:34It's not gonna happen
00:19:35I'm telling you
00:19:36Careful, son
00:19:36It'll wrinkle my past
00:19:38And our future
00:19:39What the map says, Max
00:19:41We will follow
00:19:43That's very mystical and everything, Dad
00:19:46But, uh, seriously
00:19:47There's this party I have to go to
00:19:49Oh, there'll be plenty of time for parties
00:19:51When you're older, Maxie
00:19:52Why, when I was your age
00:19:53I'd never even been invited to a party
00:19:55Look at me now
00:19:57Great, Dad
00:19:58Up in, Maxie
00:20:04All right, then
00:20:05Guess I'll just have to go
00:20:08All alone
00:20:09That's all
00:20:11Just sit in the boat
00:20:12All alone
00:20:14I talk to myself
00:20:17All alone
00:20:19I guess so
00:20:20Oh, come on
00:20:21Off you
00:20:22No, Dad
00:20:22Just hop right in there
00:20:24No
00:20:24Come on, Maxie
00:20:26Go for it
00:20:26Get stuck
00:20:28And we're ready for takeoff
00:20:35Set for adventure, Maxie
00:20:36Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
00:20:39Because I don't want you to end up in the electric chair
00:20:43Electric chair
00:20:44I'm not giving up on you, son
00:20:46Together, we're gonna work this out
00:20:49Work this out?
00:20:50But, Dad
00:20:50No buts about it, Maxie boy
00:20:52Your old pop knows best
00:20:54But
00:20:59Goodbye, house
00:21:00Goodbye, my old locks
00:21:03Goodbye, pile of broken wood
00:21:08Goodbye, hopes
00:21:09Goodbye, dreams
00:21:10Goodbye, Roxanne
00:21:13Roxanne?
00:21:13Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first
00:21:15I have to talk to someone
00:21:16Well...
00:21:17Get down!
00:21:19Get down!
00:21:20Watch out!
00:21:23Get down!
00:21:23Get over!
00:21:26Now make it quick, Maxie boy
00:21:27We gotta put some road behind us
00:21:31You're getting canceled your first date in less than an hour
00:21:35Must be some kind of lame old record
00:21:42Hi
00:21:42Is Roxanne home?
00:21:45Oh, my name is Max
00:21:49Does Roxanne live here?
00:21:51Does she even live on this block?
00:21:54Wait
00:21:54It's okay, Daddy
00:21:55Max is a friend from school
00:21:58Go on
00:21:59Go on
00:22:00Good Daddy
00:22:02Hey, Max
00:22:04I haven't
00:22:05You wanna...
00:22:06Have a seat?
00:22:09He...
00:22:09Oh
00:22:13Daddy
00:22:15I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party
00:22:18Yeah, that's, uh...
00:22:20Sort of why I came by
00:22:21I'm really looking forward to it, Max
00:22:23Yeah
00:22:24I was, too
00:22:25Was?
00:22:27You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kickin'
00:22:30Well, don't worry about it, Max
00:22:31It's just a dumb party
00:22:32No, it's not
00:22:33Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you
00:22:35I...
00:22:35No, I...
00:22:36Max, I understand
00:22:37But my dad surprised me
00:22:38I don't even wanna go, but I have no choice
00:22:40I'm sure I can find someone else
00:22:42Someone else?
00:22:43I'll just talk to you later
00:22:45Um, uh...
00:22:46Roxanne, uh...
00:22:47My dad is, uh...
00:22:49My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in L.A.
00:22:52Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert?
00:22:57Uh...
00:22:57Well, you see, uh...
00:22:58My dad...
00:22:59Um...
00:23:01Knows...
00:23:01Knows Powerline!
00:23:02They used to play together
00:23:03In a band
00:23:04Yeah
00:23:05Come on, son
00:23:07Let's get this show on the roll
00:23:09Uh, just a minute
00:23:10You party animal you
00:23:16You're really serious
00:23:18Absolutely
00:23:21So, uh...
00:23:22You aren't still thinking of going with someone else, are you?
00:23:25Well, I guess
00:23:26Because I was hoping I could, uh...
00:23:29Wave to you on stage when we join Powerline for the final number
00:23:33This is incredible
00:23:34This is incredible
00:23:35Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible, Roxanne
00:23:39Mwah
00:23:43Have a great time at the concert, Max
00:23:45Uh, man
00:23:46I'll see you on TV
00:23:48I'm in deep sludge
00:23:59They walk
00:24:00Well, here we are
00:24:02Out on the open road
00:24:03Retracing the steps of my boyhood
00:24:05And here's Maxie
00:24:08Say hi, Max
00:24:11Well, how about a wave?
00:24:13Not now, Dad
00:24:15What a getter
00:24:25One games I used to play with my dad
00:24:28Road bingo
00:24:2920 qu...
00:24:30Hey, Maxie
00:24:32Uh, let's play a game
00:24:33You think of a name
00:24:34And I'll try and guess who it is
00:24:36Uh, man or woman
00:24:37Oh, man
00:24:38Man, huh?
00:24:41That's a toughie
00:24:42Oh, let's see
00:24:44Walt Disney
00:24:45Right
00:24:46I'm good at this
00:24:47Now, uh, I'll think of one
00:24:49Hmm
00:24:53Oh, you want to sing a song, huh?
00:24:56Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time
00:25:01High hopes
00:25:02He's got high hopes
00:25:05He's got high apple pie
00:25:08In the sky
00:25:10High hopes
00:25:15Oops, there goes another rubber drink
00:25:21Oops, there goes another
00:25:23Oops, there goes
00:25:26Oops
00:25:32Oh, great, Dad
00:25:35Now we don't have any music
00:25:37Oh, Maxie
00:25:38It's not so bad
00:25:39We'll just have to entertain ourselves
00:25:41It goesыми
00:25:57I
00:25:59beginning Donald
00:25:5941
00:26:0141
00:26:0342
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00:26:0444
00:26:0541
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00:26:14Do you need a break from modern living?
00:26:18Do you long to shed your weary load?
00:26:22If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried,
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a ride together
00:26:28on the open road.
00:26:30Come on, Maxie!
00:26:33All in all, I'd rather have detention
00:26:37All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
00:26:41An old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47upon the open road
00:26:50There's nothing can upset me
00:26:52cause now we're on our way
00:26:54Our trusty map will guide us straight and through
00:26:58Roxanne, please don't forget me
00:27:00I will return someday
00:27:02Though I may be in traction when I do
00:27:07I'll be a Max
00:27:08Relaxin' like the old days
00:27:10Stand draggin' breathin' at ease
00:27:12In the muddy, muddy, kind of mad
00:27:14I think I may explode
00:27:16Gonna see that highway, I could cry
00:27:18You know that's funny, so could I just be a
00:27:20num out on the open road?
00:27:30Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?
00:27:34Watch it, Mac!
00:27:35Oh, you'll be gettin' told
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41Cause I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43The next time I seize the open road
00:27:48There's the week of rest and relaxation
00:27:52Yeah!
00:27:53And the odd romantic episode
00:27:56Very odd!
00:27:57Uh-huh!
00:27:58And telephoronize your bus
00:28:00Look out, Richard Maxi
00:28:01My dust from now on
00:28:03I all feel the road
00:28:06With me and little Maxi
00:28:08My pipsqueak pioneer
00:28:10They're part of this forever whispered home
00:28:13Yee-haw!
00:28:14Could someone call a taxi
00:28:16And get me out of here
00:28:18To Beverly Hills, 90210
00:28:21Oh, every day
00:28:24Another new adventure
00:28:27Every mile
00:28:28Another new zip code
00:28:31And the girls we have
00:28:33I'm on for the cook
00:28:34And I'd go with them if I could
00:28:36I've got no strings on me
00:28:37I'm feelin' fancy free
00:28:39How wonderful to be
00:28:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:28:53I'm so tired
00:28:59A drip of water Livin'
00:29:03See yaowl
00:29:04Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
00:29:07Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
00:29:09Baby, gonna wrap primary
00:29:14Dad, you're gonna get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:23Slides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you to someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, it's even better than I remembered.
00:29:38No, Mommy, I don't want to go.
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just gonna wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is gonna be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:04Oh, oh, kiss the drawing.
00:30:12Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather round, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin', howlin', holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Somebody helpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Pards.
00:30:47Join in, folks, it's yodeling time.
00:30:51Yo-way, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh,
00:30:55yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee-oh, yo-dee
00:31:06-oh.
00:31:07Don't you wanna be a-hangin' from a tree?
00:31:10We're mighty glad to see you in the parkin's always free.
00:31:15Here at Lester's Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop, Possum Pards.
00:31:25Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back, my little possum pal.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aw, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:49I know, you need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See, now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that, please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:14You have got to be kidding.
00:32:15Oh, all right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Hi, you son.
00:32:26Hey, everyone, check out the door.
00:32:28Hey, you have a press.
00:32:30Say a seat press.
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:36Get it, get it, get it!
00:32:38Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
00:32:42That was Spirit Maxi!
00:32:45Whoa, no!
00:32:47Hey, stop, please!
00:32:49Oh, no!
00:32:50That was a surprise!
00:32:52No! No! No! No!
00:32:54No! No!
00:32:55No! No!
00:33:00It's George! It's George Jr!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey, what the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:32Me? What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter? Nothing, let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:54Oh, you dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:59You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:22No!
00:34:23No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:52Hey, Max.
00:34:54You want to get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:01Maybe later.
00:35:37Whoa, now that's camping.
00:35:40Oh, you say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate?
00:35:49Goofy?
00:35:51What a serendipity-doo-dah.
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:01It ain't no question of how or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all the way to the end.
00:36:16Goofy?
00:36:16To stand out above the crowd, even if you've got to shut out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max.
00:36:25I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Whoa!
00:36:27Small wilderness, dude.
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man.
00:36:33Cause you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:41You're so lucky, man.
00:36:42Me?
00:36:43Oh, come on.
00:36:44You're the star.
00:36:45What do you mean?
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:49Who told you about that?
00:36:52Hey, come on.
00:36:52Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof.
00:37:08Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:11I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Come on, Goof.
00:37:21Look.
00:37:21If you keep them under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:33Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Huh.
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Yes, sir.
00:37:41Coming, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:47Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike-ola!
00:37:49Yee-haw!
00:37:49Thank you!
00:37:50Thank you!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild!
00:37:54High-five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool!
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Uh, Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Oh, Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, uh, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:10I wonder you're some goof.
00:38:14Max-a-million!
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing!
00:38:21And I mean now!
00:38:23Time!
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:34Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret
00:38:38handed down through about 12 or 13 goof generations.
00:38:42The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:49Okay, now, watch carefully.
00:38:52You gotta be loose.
00:38:56Relaxed.
00:38:56With your feet apart.
00:38:58And you...
00:38:59Ten o'clock.
00:39:00Two o'clock.
00:39:02Quarter to three.
00:39:03Tour your pay.
00:39:04Twist!
00:39:05Over!
00:39:05Pot-a-doo!
00:39:06I'm a little teapot!
00:39:08And the wind-up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:12It'll let her fly!
00:39:14The perfect cast.
00:39:30And now, we reel her in.
00:39:35Ah!
00:39:37Ah!
00:39:39Ah!
00:39:40Ah!
00:39:41Ah!
00:39:42Ah!
00:39:44Ah!
00:39:45Ah!
00:39:45Whoa!
00:39:47Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:51Ah!
00:39:55Must be over three pounds.
00:39:57Ah!
00:39:57Ah!
00:39:57Hey, I don't wanna miss this!
00:40:01Look, Max!
00:40:03Ah!
00:40:03Duh, duh, dad?
00:40:05It's Bigfoot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09Uh, you're out of focus.
00:40:11Ah!
00:40:12Ah!
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:15Ah!
00:40:16Ah!
00:40:17Ah!
00:40:26Ah!
00:40:29Ah!
00:40:30Ah!
00:40:32Ah!
00:40:33Ah!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:35Ah!
00:40:36Ah!
00:40:36Ah!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:38Ah!
00:40:46I can't believe it.
00:40:49Bigfoot.
00:40:50And I got the only video.
00:40:52We're gonna be famous.
00:41:00Let's just get out of here.
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:37Nope. Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:46Is that big foot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:53Elfabet soup coming up.
00:42:04He's coming.
00:42:13He's coming.
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:55Hi-dad soup.
00:42:56Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember Hi-dad soup.
00:43:01Oh, come on.
00:43:02Sure you do.
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh, Hi-dad, or Maxie, or...
00:43:08Ambidextrous?
00:43:09Yeah, that's...
00:43:12Little words, like, uh...
00:43:13Hasta la vista.
00:43:14Like, bye-bye.
00:43:16Or, I pledge allegiance, or I love you.
00:43:24Is it soup yet?
00:43:26Oh, I almost forgot.
00:43:29Whoa, where'd you learn to do that?
00:43:32Your grandad taught me that when we went to Yosemite.
00:43:35You two did a lot together, huh?
00:43:38Yup.
00:43:40Mark, you and I have a...
00:43:41Mark, you and I have a...
00:43:42Mark, you and I have a...
00:43:43Um...
00:43:44Um...
00:43:45How's the soup?
00:43:47Not bad.
00:43:48I'm not...
00:43:51What?
00:43:53Nothing.
00:44:01Well, we might as well get some shut-eye.
00:44:04I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:44:26My Maxie.
00:44:39Bye-bye
00:44:40He's walking behind me...
00:44:42Man.
00:44:46All right.
00:44:49Well, give me a mouth back.
00:44:55Yeah, looks at you.
00:45:04dear roxanne couldn't sleep so i thought i'd drop you a line dad and i are having a great time
00:45:12we're only days away from l.a and i can hardly wait for the big concert
00:45:20more hi dad soup please
00:45:29dear roxanne i'm sorry i lied but i'm not really going to the power light concert
00:45:35you may never want to see me again oh man i'm dead no matter what i do
00:46:00so
00:46:11Oh, my God.
00:46:38How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
00:46:43Uh, three and a half.
00:47:31Pick up!
00:47:31Oh, yeah.
00:47:32Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, kitty.
00:47:34Oh, my God.
00:47:40Oh, my God.
00:47:52Max, I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seems to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:47:59Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximilian, official navigator and head which wayer of this here
00:48:12road trip.
00:48:13Yep.
00:48:14Isn't that nice?
00:48:15Oh!
00:48:17Seriously?
00:48:18Well, I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:20As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:24I trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:27To the open road.
00:48:30To the open road.
00:48:32To the open road.
00:48:33To the open road.
00:48:34To the open road.
00:48:35To the open road.
00:48:40Oops.
00:48:41Oh, my God.
00:48:48I...
00:48:50Oh!
00:48:51Oh, my God.
00:49:15Oh, boy!
00:49:28Oh, boy!
00:49:57Oh, boy!
00:49:59Oh, boy!
00:50:03Oh, boy!
00:50:09Oh, boy!
00:50:27Nice lamp
00:50:29Classy choice there navigator
00:50:33We've got the place around it see you goofs come out with your hands up
00:50:40You should have seen the look on your face
00:50:45You really had him fooled Pete me you jumped out of your skin. Oh, I was just pretending for your
00:50:51sake
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now under your thumb
00:51:03So since we're all being palsy-walsy here, how about let me hook up the RV? Well, oh, it's just
00:51:09a little tiny extension cord
00:51:11You hardly even notice it. Okay. Great PJ
00:51:19Hey goof what a shorty recipe pizza this might take a while
00:51:26No, I mean it. Here you go kids. I want to go check out the hot tub
00:51:30Okay, sir. All right. I can't believe you man
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that. It wasn't stupid come on
00:51:39It was really stupid changing the map. I didn't know what I was doing. All right. I was I was
00:51:45panicked
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh? I can't say it's a blame you
00:52:09People are always putting too much water in these things
00:52:13So um you and your son seem to be uh getting along just hunky-dory, huh? Yeah, it's been great
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques work for me
00:52:23Harder it tried the worse it got once I eased up things just clicked. Oh, that's well
00:52:29So was no problems then, huh? Not oh, I?
00:52:39Just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but
00:52:42What is it Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's stupid. Yeah
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map, so you're heading straight to L.A.
00:52:53pal
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried goof. He's just a bad kid. That's all
00:53:00I don't believe you
00:53:02What I don't believe you, Pete. Oh, hey don't take my word for it. Check your map. I don't need
00:53:08to check the map
00:53:09I trust my son
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be, but
00:53:17He loves me. Hey, my son respects me
00:53:22Yeah
00:53:25Check the map, goof
00:54:01Hey dad
00:54:04Sorry about the mess. I'll clean it up
00:54:17I think I better go
00:54:19See you, Peach
00:54:20Don't forget
00:54:22Power line
00:54:23Shh
00:54:52Shh
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son
00:55:05Just follow my route on the map, son
00:55:07Okay
00:55:09Um, huh
00:55:12Here comes our junction
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it. Left or right?
00:55:24Uh...
00:55:24Come on, Max!
00:55:25Uh...
00:55:26A...
00:55:31A...
00:55:39Oh...
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:45Uh...
00:55:45A game? A game, yeah. Yeah, a game, okay
00:55:48Uh... a man or a woman?
00:55:51Man? Man. Okay, Walt Disney.
00:56:18Dad, listen, about my directions, will you listen to me?
00:56:23I gotta tell you something, Dad.
00:56:25Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it.
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey, the car!
00:56:48What? Now you want to drive, too?
00:56:50No, Dad, the car! Look!
00:56:58What do you do now, Max?
00:57:00I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it!
00:57:12I locked it? It's your door. You locked it.
00:57:15Well, you distracted me.
00:57:17Whoa! You should have put the brake on!
00:57:20Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:22I see you ruin everything.
00:57:27Why don't you want to go on this stupid vacation!
00:57:53I wanted...
00:57:56I never wanted to go...
00:57:56Oh, why?
00:57:57So you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison?
00:58:00What are you talking about?
00:58:02Your principal called me!
00:58:04It's not what you think!
00:58:04You even lied to me!
00:58:06You even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to!
00:58:08You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad!
00:58:15I've grown up!
00:58:17I've got my own life now!
00:58:19I know that!
00:58:20I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Mikes.
00:58:27No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
00:59:19There are times you drive me, shall we say,
00:59:22bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
00:59:27Untaken.
00:59:28Still, whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew.
00:59:46Sentai!
00:59:46Thanks!
00:59:47Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe?
00:59:52Nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you.
01:00:01It's just our luck.
01:00:03We're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you.
01:00:10It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric.
01:00:22And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:26But when life becomes distressin', who will I be S.O.S.'-in?
01:00:32If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated.
01:00:41And he's nobody else.
01:00:43But nobody else but you.
01:00:48We've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:54Hard times we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink.
01:01:00Like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sleep, hey, I'd rather go down.
01:01:07With nobody else but why are you?
01:01:15Aw, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never going to want to talk to me again.
01:01:23Much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27Well, what do you know?
01:01:28My Maxie.
01:01:30Love.
01:01:30Oh, gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sort of missed it.
01:01:39Welp.
01:01:41I think the only thing for us to do now
01:01:42is to get you up on stage with this power line fella.
01:01:46Uh, how are we going to do that?
01:01:48Now, you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really.
01:01:51I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now, how come you always think
01:01:55I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:03A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:08A waterfall!
01:02:16Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:26Max!
01:02:35You have a hold, Max!
01:02:36You have a hold, Max!
01:02:37You have one for two.
01:02:41Now, let's smash this.
01:02:42Whoa!
01:02:44Whoa!
01:02:45A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:02:49Whoa!
01:02:53Whoa!
01:02:55A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:03:04Dead!
01:03:20Ten o'clock, I'm going to eat towards Teddy.
01:03:22First, I'm going to keep her, and I'll fly!
01:03:33Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:03:53Perfect cast.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet!
01:04:34Dad!
01:04:36Ooh!
01:04:37We made it!
01:04:38Come on, Max, let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45Ooh, that again.
01:04:47Dad?
01:04:48Dad?
01:04:49Yeah!
01:05:11Dad?
01:05:13Dad!
01:05:15What are you doing, Ed?
01:05:17Hey, what happens?
01:05:20Together's where we both belong
01:05:22If we listen to each other's art
01:05:26We'll find we're never too far apart
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why
01:05:33The first time ever seeing it eye to eye
01:05:38That Goofy ain't there!
01:05:40Don't worry, he'll be there
01:05:42Seeing it eye to eye
01:05:46See it eye to eye
01:05:48See it way up
01:05:50See it eye to eye
01:05:52I think we'll see it in eye
01:05:54See it eye to eye
01:06:02Hey Dad, Dad, you're the perfect cast!
01:06:12If you ever lose it
01:06:14Stop, you won't let go
01:06:17Get out!
01:06:17Whoa!
01:06:19Whoa!
01:06:20And the road is standing
01:06:22I'm so used to me
01:06:24I'm looking, trying to see
01:06:27Yeah!
01:06:28If we listen to each other's art
01:06:32We'll find we're never too far apart
01:06:34It's time to tiptoe
01:06:35That's Max!
01:06:37I know him!
01:06:37And maybe love the reason why
01:06:39For the first time ever seeing it eye to eye
01:06:42You did it!
01:06:43Whoa!
01:06:45Whoa!
01:06:45See it eye to eye
01:06:47See it eye to eye
01:06:49See it eye to eye
01:06:49See it eye to eye
01:06:49See it eye to eye
01:06:50For the first time
01:06:51For the first time
01:06:57Yeah!
01:06:57See it eye to eye
01:06:59See it eye to eye
01:07:00Ha ha ha!
01:07:01Yeah!
01:07:02For the first time ever
01:07:04Yeah!
01:07:06Yeah!
01:07:06Yeah!
01:07:06Come on, baby!
01:07:07I do eye
01:07:08I do eye
01:07:10I do eye
01:07:12Yeah!
01:07:14I do eye
01:07:16I do eye
01:07:16I do eye
01:07:29You're doing the right thing, son.
01:07:32Yeah, I know.
01:07:33But she'll probably never talk to me again.
01:07:36Well, if she doesn't,
01:07:38maybe she's just not the one for you.
01:07:42That's what I'm afraid of.
01:08:04Uh, hi.
01:08:06Remember me?
01:08:09Daddy?
01:08:11Max?
01:08:11I saw you on TV. You were great.
01:08:14Yeah?
01:08:15I mean, no, no.
01:08:17I mean, uh...
01:08:19Roxanne, I lied to you.
01:08:21I don't even know Powerline.
01:08:22What are you talking about?
01:08:24A billion people saw you dance with him.
01:08:26Yeah, well...
01:08:27I never met him before.
01:08:30The concert, that is.
01:08:32You mean that story about Powerline and your dad?
01:08:37Why would you make up something like that?
01:08:39I don't know.
01:08:39I guess I just wanted you to like me.
01:08:44I already liked you, Max.
01:08:48From the very first time I heard you laugh.
01:08:51The hook?
01:08:54So, you want to do something tonight?
01:08:56Definitely.
01:08:57Oh, oh, no, I can't. I can't.
01:08:59What?
01:08:59Well, I'm kind of doing something with my dad.
01:09:03Honest.
01:09:04How about tomorrow?
01:09:06Deal.
01:09:06I don't know.
01:09:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:14Hm.
01:09:18Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:44Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:34Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:05Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:35Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:49Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:51Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:58Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:25Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:49Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:23Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:41Mademoiselle.
01:14:06Mademoiselle.
01:14:08Mademoiselle.
01:14:26Mademoiselle.
01:14:27Mademoiselle.
01:14:28Mademoiselle.
01:14:29Mademoiselle.
01:14:30Mademoiselle.
01:14:31Mademoiselle.
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