00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:24Oh, no!
02:24Oh, no!
02:25Oh, no!
02:39Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:43Oh, no!
02:44Oh, no!
02:51Oh, no!
02:55Oh, no!
02:56Oh!
03:23Oh, no!
03:26Good boy, Thunder. Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse!
03:44Tell the truth. We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley. You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior. When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall. He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:49Never mind that.
05:52Here.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:04Just like...
06:04Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:21Let's see.
06:27Let's see.
06:29Let's see.
06:54It's time.
06:58Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:02Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge gives you knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I...
07:27I...
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:35And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No!
07:47No!
07:47No!
07:48No!
07:49No!
07:50No!
07:51No!
07:53No!
07:56Um...
07:56Goose.
07:57Eggs.
07:58Just...
07:59Just the eggs.
08:02No!
08:03No!
08:03Goose.
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:37Yes!
08:45Yes!
08:49Yeah!
08:50Here.
08:55I'll eat this.
08:57Yes!
08:58Yes!
08:59Oh, my God!
08:59Oh, my God!
09:03I'm doing great!
09:13What's going on?
09:42I can't eat hard salt beef. I just eat lovely food and grapes. I can't even drink a pint of
09:50ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:59Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:38I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of his own farmer's wagon?
10:49I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:16After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:48If I win...
11:50If I win...
11:50If I win...
11:51A word, if you please.
12:01is there an issue with my entry yeah oh no no i uh only wanted to show you a new
12:07fishing spot i'm
12:08keen on uh so duncan i believe we are both men of honor so i hope you understand that what
12:20i ask
12:20serves no private interest might you surprise you to learn that my lord ashford has richly
12:27overspent on his daughter's pageant they might not well with winter not so long past and many
12:34of our flocks collapsed hard times lay ahead unless we endeavor to reverse our fortunes
12:45i i don't have any money
12:51shocking that may be i mean not to rob you but to reward you
13:00reward me
13:01aye what do you know of lord ashford's youngest sir andrew
13:16he's a deaf lance indeed indeed but we're a challenger to come forth and on horse sir andrew against all
13:26odds
13:26the lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full
13:37now now rest assured rest assured i mean no disrespect
13:41i ask only what you already intend drive your foot from a saddle and take your place on champion's row
13:49i do not want a victory that i have not earned have you not earned it
13:59let sir andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse arms and armor as recompense for your role
14:05a tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home
14:11it's an elm
14:14it's an elm
14:15elm
14:20i beg you think on it
14:22i shall seek your answer on the morrow
14:26perhaps the reins will hold till then
14:30mind your pride if you don't can
14:32is
14:33mind your pride in your pride
14:38you
14:41you
14:57you
14:59you
14:59you
15:00Son of Mirka, grandson of King Geron the Good, and Prince of Ozcargarian, Prince Aryan Brightflame.
15:29Prince of Ozcargarian, Prince Aryan Brightflame.
15:42Cousin?
15:52Not to worry, I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:03It's time you face the dragon.
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
16:50Kill him!
16:51Kill him!
16:54Kill him!
17:05He's holding him!
17:15Kill him!
17:18E-m!
17:18E-m-m...
17:28E-m!
17:32E-m!
17:38James!
17:40He's not a bastard!
17:43He's a bastard!
17:56Change! Change! Change! Change!
18:22I want to leave. Aye.
18:31That was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me,
18:38and I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:50The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
19:18I tried to buy a pinkie bar, I got the whole of money.
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers, never had a lot.
19:26She gave me all she had to give to more than what was soft.
19:29Oh!
19:30More than what I want.
19:31Oh!
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses.
19:44I think there probably was.
19:47Of course there probably was.
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54No.
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write a song to.
19:59That means there was a cripple girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums
20:03that they saw fit to celebrate her in song,
20:06and yet they could not bond the credit her true name.
20:08If there's a lesson in that, it's for wiser men than me to say.
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour.
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts.
20:22One might wish for more.
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit, giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were.
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then.
20:33It's... it's her story that abides.
20:36Her name is Hope, sir.
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it.
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really.
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged.
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom.
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown.
21:13The cook there always said my father was some thief.
21:17If he was as big as me, he wouldn't have met a very good one.
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah. Go on then.
21:36You shall know great success and be richer than a Lannister.
21:40Thank you. Do the boy now.
21:46You shall be king.
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes.
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying.
21:58What?
22:03Thank you. That's very good.
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on.
22:15So, Duncan.
22:16Good.
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy.
22:20Yeah.
22:20This boy is my squire.
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway.
22:25Good day.
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir.
22:34And bring your shield when the performance is over.
22:39We make it ourselves.
22:44Very well.
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure.
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow,
23:04I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield.
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel.
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched.
23:20A local favourite.
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse.
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey.
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day.
23:33Now his legs shat like a baking dish.
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse.
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable.
23:45Let alone a prince.
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan.
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands,
23:57enslaved our people.
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs.
24:03Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last.
24:06Gods know how.
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits.
24:13So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse.
24:23I've got it carried away there.
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan.
24:40Uh...
24:44Excuse me.
24:52Wait.
24:54Wait.
25:00What can we do?
25:15That's all.
25:38He's all smiles and chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which were those?
25:50He's there.
25:51Darren.
25:51And the youngest.
25:52They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago,
25:55but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sot.
26:16Everything's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless,
26:20we're going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maestro of him from the youngest.
26:23Yeah! So you're good.
26:24You have to come.
26:25Henry's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:53I'm still holding on.
26:54Hold on.
26:56Hold it.
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this haul?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragon Lord never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy! Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll last it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impudent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:28You are amazing.
28:30Oh, thank you.
28:44Very famous.
28:46He was brave.
28:46He was brave.
28:48He was brave.
28:49I was very, very very strong.
28:50He was brave.
28:56I was very brave.
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