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00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:32Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass!
00:41Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:10the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:01A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:36You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:48A lot more.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:36You're my fiance.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:42Dylan!
05:44As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:05Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan Hook, speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:39Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
07:59You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top and orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and paste it again.
08:44Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:52Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:08Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:24You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
10:46Mommy.
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:05Her heart beats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No!
12:25Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:40I got careless, diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:57Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27What?
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:33Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients!
13:52Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:27What a lively little snack.
14:30Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:00Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:20Lily's in trouble!
15:27I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:33Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the sea king's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:01Oh
16:20You disgusting freak
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy
16:26Yes
16:26I've got you baby
16:29Touch my kid again
16:31And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait
16:41The baby mama herself
16:43Perfect
16:48Two courses for the price of one
16:51You bitch
17:03Jack take Lily and run
17:05Go
17:11Run
17:12From the Lycian Hydro
17:14You pathetic little insects
17:22You
17:23Posei?
17:25That kid's his
17:27No wonder the power's so pure
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:32If I stay I'm dead
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:44Damn, Leoya
17:45Your powers are badass
17:46You straight up scared the monster off
17:49Me?
17:50No way
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:53I'm still recovering
17:56Wait
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever
18:02Let's get home
18:03That thing might circle back
18:08About that monster
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures
18:16He's just a regular guy after all
18:21He's just getting slurpy
18:22in the Philippines
18:22No
18:24No
18:25No
18:27No
18:28No
18:29No
18:30No
18:30No
18:31No
18:31No
18:32No
18:33No
18:33No
18:33No
18:33No
18:34No
18:34No
19:00My liege
19:02Have mercy
19:02I didn't know she was your die
19:04I swear it
19:04Please spare my life
19:06No problem
19:07Thank you my lord
19:08Thank you for your mercy
19:09Try to remember that
19:11In your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:38We swear
19:39Listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:44I will skin you alive
19:46Now
19:47Get the fuck out of my sight
19:49Yes
19:50Yes my leash
20:03My love
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:17That wild god
20:19Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:21But Poseidon
20:22Guy's long gone
20:24Probably fish food in some trench
20:26Right?
20:27Sea god myth
20:27Ancient history
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore
20:43The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:48Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole
21:03Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is
21:16Tell him to get his ass out here
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this
21:31I'm not wasting it on you
21:33I need a background check
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace
21:42You crash my spot
21:43You die here
22:07Little fish
22:16Hades' staff
22:17One shot
22:19The sea king
22:20He's real
22:23Hades
22:24You hiding?
22:26Come out
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30One
22:32Two
22:36Thank the fates
22:37The boss is here
22:43Boss
22:44This bum
22:51You idiot
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:54And we all drown
22:55You're done
22:55Get out
22:57In front of Poseidon
22:58Your ants
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights
23:06My lord
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:10I'm not here for fun
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:18Understood
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now
23:21You have three days
23:22I'll be back
23:27Everyone
23:27Drop what you're doing
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:31Every resource
23:33Every contact
23:33Now
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back
23:36Yes boss
23:43Poseidon's back
23:44Let's hope this time
23:46He doesn't flood the place
23:47Just to make a point
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead
23:57Kid comes with us alive
23:59She's still hurt
23:59Easy pickets
24:01Let's move
24:14We'll make a nice stew
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch
24:24A forest nymph
24:26Playing happy home mater
24:28Pathetic
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold
24:37Or I drag your corpse back
24:39Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid
24:53Stay away from my daughter
24:55Don't you dare touch her
25:13Mommy, you're bleeding
25:14This forest is locked down
25:17Surrender now
25:18I'll go with you
25:20On one condition
25:22Let my daughter go
25:24No mommy
25:25Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:27No mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:38Kids mine
25:39You die
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog
25:49The more you fight
25:50The faster it rots you
25:52From the inside
25:53Give up
25:54You've gone too far
25:56You've gone too far
25:56Even if I die today
25:58I'm not letting you win
26:02You're wounded
26:04Poisoned
26:06Done
26:07The kids coming with me
26:11Don't touch her
26:12Come at me
26:14Feisty one
26:15Dylan wants you dead
26:17But first
26:19I'm gonna have some fun
26:27Such a pretty face
26:29All mine now
26:34Let my mommy go
26:35You bastard
26:43Lily
26:44Lily
26:45Lily
26:45Run
26:46Get out of here
26:51Serve me well
26:52And I might let her run
26:54A little longer
27:01Lily
27:23You touch my woman
27:25You're a dead man
27:32Jack
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend
27:42Too bad
27:43I'll snap every bone
27:44In your body
27:45With one hand
28:02Jack
28:03Keep Lily safe
28:04Long as I'm here
28:06You don't lose
28:07Shut up
28:08And go
28:08Now
28:21If I pull this vine
28:22The whole cliff
28:23Goes with us, demon
28:26Run all you want
28:27My pack
28:28Tears you both apart
28:41No
28:42No
28:45No
28:56you
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:24Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:04Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die,
31:58I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:01Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:14You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:58Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:28We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Youmans' name and eoin
36:04You won't forget and do that for the Lord of the Sea!
36:05I've never met Eoin
36:05See you in the spring eso!
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