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00:14Gracias por ver el video.
00:30Does anyone ever really know that nameless?
00:32I've been watching YouTube freaks from the window.
00:34And whatever the hell you're up to, I want to be in.
00:36What were you in that bar back arguing about?
00:38Because that guy hasn't stopped looking over here since you sat down.
00:40What happened to Hank?
00:41Hank was my brother.
00:42He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is running a gas station in Pittsburgh.
00:46I did not run away.
00:48I was kidnapped.
00:49If you got free, why are you here?
00:51I have to show you something.
00:52Wait, hold on.
00:53Gary is a good guy?
01:09Hey, hey, hey!
01:11You want a piece of this, huh?
01:12Tough guy?
01:13You don't want to do this.
01:15The asshole tried to grab my wallet.
01:17He's pissed drunk.
01:18He doesn't know what he's doing.
01:19Hey, Al.
01:20You're cut off.
01:21Yeah, you drunk piece of shit.
01:23Hey, hey.
01:27Don't get this idiot out of here.
01:29No, my boy.
01:30I'm taking a break.
01:31Okay, let's go.
01:33Okay.
01:36Here's the Hank.
01:38Yeah, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:40I don't know how many times I got to tell you this.
01:42I don't care how much money you got.
01:44I'm not selling.
01:46Oh, yeah, big mistake, huh?
01:47Okay, sure, sure.
01:48Hey, go fuck yourself.
01:51Okay.
02:01Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:29Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:53Gracias.
03:23Gracias.
03:53Gracias.
04:23Gracias.
04:55Gracias.
05:23You think I'm crazy?
05:24Did that word come out of my mouth?
05:25I'm just trying to understand how you and Hank are connected.
05:28I mean, they're 20 years apart with very different circumstances.
05:32Okay.
05:34Look at the runaway note my parents were sent.
05:38Dear Mom and Dad, I can't stand it here any longer.
05:41I've run away from Hinkley Hills to make my dreams of being a dancer come true.
05:46Don't try to find me, as ever, Allison.
05:50I mean, I definitely felt those things, but I did not write that.
05:55This is the letter Gary got from his brother, Hank.
05:58Dear Gary, greetings from Maui.
06:00I finally retired to the place of my dreams.
06:02Like they say in show business, don't call me, I'll call you, as ever, Hank.
06:08As ever?
06:09Yeah.
06:09Does that sound like a guy who spent years cleaning up piss and puke from the floor of a bar?
06:14And we weren't the only ones who went missing.
06:16Okay, there was the social studies teacher who suddenly sent a letter of resignation saying she was going to become
06:21a ski instructor in Switzerland.
06:23There was a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car.
06:26One day he left a suicide note, but he was a really happy guy.
06:29And then they found his car over by the river, handbags and all.
06:34Okay, the safest town in America has a lot of people desperate to leave.
06:38Yeah, now you're getting it.
06:39But why?
06:42You know, I begged Gary to lie low.
06:44I said don't attract attention, but he kept going to the bar.
06:47He took too many chances.
06:48Samira, whoever is behind this, we can't let them get away with it.
06:52They might do it again.
06:53You say the family of the other people wouldn't give you any answers.
06:56But is there someone else who might have some answers?
07:01Where would you start?
07:03I guess in my own front yard.
07:20I guess in my own front yard.
07:25Where would you light me up?
07:31Wait, wait, is somebody in there?
07:34My brother.
07:41Okay, nobody else can know I'm here.
07:43It's fine.
07:44I trust Langston with my life and my baby.
07:46Please, Samira.
07:47The more people that know I'm here, the less safe we all are.
07:49He's discreet.
07:51Unless you're one of his exes.
07:52Please.
07:55Just know I'm sending away my kinfolk and my free childcare for you.
07:59Remember that.
08:00Thank you.
08:16Ooh, ooh, Agnes Darian.
08:18You did not just use Beyonce's grandma as an exclamation.
08:22The Divine Mother?
08:22Yes.
08:23Like you.
08:25Where is Miles?
08:26Well, little man's all good.
08:28Look, fresh.
08:28Ooh!
08:29Upstairs just kicking back in his little bassinet.
08:32I came down to do a little clean up.
08:33Ah, you dream.
08:35He is living the ideal childhood here, girl.
08:38This place is so wholesome, so calm, so clean.
08:42Girl, you got the trash truck doing the damn thing on a Sunday.
08:44On a Sunday.
08:45Come on.
08:46These public works.
08:48These public works funded and function.
08:49No notes.
08:51Yes.
08:52Yes.
08:52Yes, it's wonderful.
08:53I feel like I'm in that America.
08:55The unseasoned folks that they want to go back to that never existed.
08:58That's exactly how I feel.
08:59Yeah, that's why I'm really sad to inform you that you got to go back to the city.
09:06Wait, you ain't pushing me out the door like this since you and the basketball captain used to pretend that
09:10he was coming over just to do homework.
09:12It's not that I don't want you to stay, you know, but I just know what's going to happen if
09:16you stick around.
09:16You're going to make me cocktails, regale me with your misadventures.
09:20Everything that you're missing.
09:22Exactly.
09:23It's really hard for me to hear that right now.
09:25I get it.
09:26You and your boring era, it's okay.
09:28I only came because I was worried about you, but I am glad that you found your people here, sis.
09:33And they're all so weird, and that's okay.
09:35As weird as you dancing like you was just dancing?
09:38Girl, that wasn't weird. That was swag.
09:39Is that how you pull them?
09:41Is it?
09:41I'm not buying it.
09:42Let me see a little something.
09:44That's how I got the last three.
09:46Come on.
09:46That's how I got the last three.
09:46That's how I got the last three.
09:48That's how I got the last three.
09:48That's how I got the last three.
09:49That's how I got the last three.
09:50But you can't hit it with this.
09:52I can't because I ain't got booty like you.
09:55Now get your butt out of here.
09:56I love you.
09:57Love you.
09:57And kiss my nephew.
10:11Thanks.
10:21Where is it?
10:22There.
10:26Dude, we are so good at this detective shit.
10:29I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
10:30I think if anything I'd be Sherlock Holmes.
10:32Don't accent privilege this.
10:34Alright, we gotta find a way to break into his phone.
10:36You know, get some clues.
10:37Good idea.
10:37We need to be strategic about this.
10:39We're only gonna get three attempts before we're-
10:40We're locked out.
10:41What?
10:41Yeah, it's not all ones, all nines, or my birthday.
10:44Why would it be your birthday?
10:45I ban it.
10:46Wait.
10:47Gary's phone's here and he's not.
10:50That's, that's number one off our gear bear.
10:52Right, we just need to do some retracing.
10:54I saw him last in-
10:55Drink, please.
10:56Alright, you said he was talking to that bar back?
10:58Elementary.
10:59That's enough.
11:00There's no shame in being Watson.
11:01There's a lot of shame in being Watson.
11:03To drink, please.
11:05And put your foot down, Watson.
11:06I'm not Watson.
11:07You are so Watson.
11:08Who wants to be Watson?
11:18Okay, we go in, we find the bar back that was talking to Gary, and then we interrogate him.
11:22What?
11:22Hey, hey, hey.
11:24We're not doing any interrogating.
11:25What?
11:25Yeah, we corner him, we wear him down, and we F him.
11:28Okay, we're not doing any F-ing.
11:30We just need to calm down, alright?
11:31When Gary went in there, guns metaphorically blazing, they always threw him out of the place.
11:34Okay, so what do we do?
11:35We wait until Drinkly's closes, catch him on the way out.
11:39Oh, can we at least wait inside?
11:40No.
11:41You know, grab a spritz?
11:42Maybe pop a couple of cheeky tendies?
11:43You're a grown man.
11:44Please finish your words.
11:46And obviously, we can't go inside, because if we go inside, then we're going to tip him off.
11:49Dude, I'm starving.
11:50Fine, go take your heroes, grab yourself a snack.
11:52I'll stay here and start the steak out.
11:54We're like buddy cops.
11:56Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker.
11:59I get it.
11:59I'm Sandra Bullock.
12:01You're Melissa McCarthy.
12:02What movie is that?
12:03The Heat, dude.
12:04Female representation in the buddy cop space.
12:06I'm also getting us smoothies.
12:08Okay.
12:13Ah, Bill, you are an angel.
12:16I really appreciate it.
12:17Not at all.
12:17I know how finicky these old thermostats can be.
12:24Are you sure it's broken?
12:33Oh.
12:34Would you look at that?
12:35You will have a miracle touch.
12:37Just needed a good twist, I guess.
12:39Mm-hmm.
12:39This is so embarrassing.
12:41Rob usually sets it, but he's been out all day with Naveen, and I get worried that Miles
12:45will get a chill.
12:46And I don't really know the doctors out here all that well yet, so that gets my anxiety
12:49spiking.
12:49I mean, and before I know it, I'm rambling.
12:52Well, I wish I could say the worry goes away with time, but parent to parent, it's my duty
12:58to tell you, it doesn't.
13:00Ah.
13:01Ha, ha, ha.
13:02Wait.
13:03Lynn brought an apple pie over yesterday.
13:05Could offer you a slice.
13:06It's the least that could do, you know, dragging you across the block.
13:09I've never been one to turn down a slice of that pie.
13:13Ha, ha.
13:14All right.
13:18Would you like some tea with that?
13:20I'd love some tea.
13:21That would be lovely.
13:22Okay.
13:31Hi!
13:32Hello.
13:33Well, what, what, what, what are you two doing here?
13:37Hi, we're just stopping by to see our favorite neighbor.
13:40How you doing?
13:41You look cute.
13:41We've brought you a comically large assortment of loose leaf teas of different brands and
13:48varieties.
13:49Is this an intervention?
13:51I know my limits.
13:52We've been getting that a lot, but no.
13:54It's just getting chilly to have wine out on the porch and, you know, that cold really
13:59aggravates my knee, so.
14:00We thought, why not try something different?
14:02And you know, all the times you've had us over for wine night, you've never once asked
14:09me inside your house.
14:10There isn't a reason for that.
14:12Is there, Lynn?
14:24It's good tea.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Very floral.
14:28Uh-huh.
14:29Yeah.
14:31You know what I love about our friendship, this trio?
14:35It's our respect for each other.
14:37It's like we're close, but we really respect each other's boundaries.
14:41Hmm.
14:42It's nice.
14:43But also we can talk about anything in the nicest, most even handed, nonjudgmental way.
14:50And we fully know that we'll always give each other the benefit of the doubt, which is so
14:55good.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your refrigerator?
15:01Jesus, Todd.
15:02That is not how we planned this.
15:03It's just dragging.
15:04Why even have a plan?
15:06But yes, why is he in saran wrap?
15:09For extra freshness, Lynn?
15:10Oh God, are you eating him?
15:13Lynn, are you eating him?
15:15No.
15:16I'm not eating him.
15:18Oh God, thank God.
15:19So you admit it.
15:20Admit what?
15:21That he's in there.
15:22We saw you through the window, dragging him around like a sack of taters.
15:27I'm not admitting anything.
15:30I'm just...
15:31I...
15:33I don't...
15:38It's funny.
15:39We are your friends, okay?
15:42And we're gonna help you through this.
15:45Whatever it is.
15:46But you have to tell us the truth from the beginning, okay?
15:51I'll make more tea.
15:56Good pie?
15:58Look forward to it every year.
16:00I love the little traditions you guys have here.
16:02You're a Hinkle Hills lifer, right?
16:04Yep.
16:04Been here since 82.
16:07Whoa, those are some roots, Bill.
16:09And you were a cop the entire time.
16:11What?
16:1141 years.
16:13Wow.
16:14Safest town in America.
16:15Must have been boring, huh?
16:17That's the way we like it.
16:19Yeah.
16:19I guess she had a little excitement every now and then.
16:22Like the girl across the street that went missing.
16:24What was her name again?
16:27Allison Grant.
16:28That's the one.
16:29And ever since Rob told me that story, I can't get it out of my head.
16:32But you guys stopped looking for her after a while, right?
16:34Whatever happened with that?
16:37She was a runaway.
16:39You know that for sure.
16:40Her parents received a letter.
16:43Family dispute outside our jurisdiction.
16:46That's a little convenient, isn't it?
16:48I mean, you guys didn't authenticate the letter?
16:50Analyze the handwriting of the language she used?
16:53I'm not a crime lab guy.
16:55Right.
16:56Any persons of interest?
16:59You know who you should ask about this.
17:04Your husband.
17:15What's up?
17:17Nothing.
17:17I just texted Samira and said, is everything okay?
17:20She said Bill's here, we'll explain later.
17:23Why would Bill be there?
17:25I don't know, dude.
17:26I guess she'll explain later.
17:27Thank God you're here.
17:31Can you believe she came back?
17:34Allison is here.
17:35Alive.
17:37Breathing.
17:38Blinking.
17:39Blood pumping through her veins.
17:41I mean, there's gotta be a way to say that without sounding like a hungry vampire.
17:44I just think that, like, we need to take a second to process this.
17:47Try talking about our feelings.
17:49Come on, go for it.
17:52Okay, well.
17:55I guess I feel...
18:01I feel like I'm watching the King's speech.
18:05It's all just hard to believe.
18:08It's unbelievable.
18:09And so I feel...
18:11Relieved.
18:11Yes, that's the word.
18:12It's just so weird that we spent all this time, like, worrying about her and what happened to her, and
18:17then suddenly she's here, and she kind of seems okay.
18:21Allison always had this vibe, right?
18:23She was always cooler than us, always had this look, and she still has a look, even though she looks
18:28so much different now.
18:29So different.
18:30So different.
18:31But now she's got this, like, toughness to her.
18:34Like, she's seen some shit, and I think she's way vibeier.
18:40And I swear, I'm not even kidding.
18:42I think there's a vibe between us.
18:45Naveen, what?
18:46She's married.
18:46I know.
18:47To Gary.
18:48Do we know if that's real, though?
18:49It could be a cover.
18:50Like, a marriage of convenience, like spies, or assassins.
18:56I mean, you could always just ask her.
18:58Oh no, that'll totally kill the vibe.
19:03Dude, it's in.
19:04All right, come on.
19:05Let's go.
19:17Looks pretty good, all things considered.
19:20I didn't know you could keep a body for this long in a fridge.
19:23Oh yeah, up to eight months if properly sealed.
19:29You know, I, uh, found him when I was coming home from the grocery store.
19:36I was putting the food away.
19:37And he was in here, already cold.
19:40Heart attack?
19:42I assume.
19:43His hand was on his chest.
19:46No.
19:46No autopsy, of course, so it's hard to.
19:51Let's close this back up and keep the temperature consistent.
19:58I didn't know what to do.
20:01I couldn't move.
20:03I was frozen.
20:05Good pun.
20:06Well, you were in shock.
20:08So don't blame yourself.
20:10But I knew that I had to do something, but he was already gone.
20:16And I couldn't make a reel.
20:18And then an hour passed, and then another hour, and then, and then I thought, well, it couldn't hurt to,
20:26you know, keep him.
20:29On ice?
20:30Yes.
20:32Until I was ready to say goodbye.
20:35And then a week passed, and then a month, and what did you tell your kittens?
20:41At their dead dads in the icebox?
20:44Todd, well, you know, we're not exactly close.
20:47Erica is still on that sheep ranch in New Zealand, and it's such a long way to travel.
20:53And Maddie can't accept phone calls at the ashram, so I told them that we would have a memorial service
21:00sometime in the future.
21:02I think the future is now.
21:05I get it.
21:06You left it too long.
21:08I'm so ashamed.
21:10He wasn't perfect.
21:12But Marty was my whole life.
21:14My person.
21:16I couldn't let him go.
21:19Then, honey, grief is a beast.
21:22Okay?
21:24It's okay.
21:26You know, you should be able to keep human remains on your property, providing the proper reporting procedure.
21:33And you filed the death certificate, right?
21:40Hmm.
21:42We got this.
21:43For the boys.
21:44For the boys.
21:45You know, I found out this from a Bette Midler movie.
21:47No way.
21:47What a legend.
21:48Okay, let me do the talking.
21:50Hey, excuse me, mate.
21:51Do you mind if we have a quick word?
21:53What's he doing?
21:54Oh, shit.
21:54He's running.
21:55Oh!
21:56Oh, dang!
22:00Quick!
22:00Get him in the car!
22:02Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
22:05Oh!
22:06Oh, man!
22:08Shit, shit, shit!
22:17No!
22:19I don't have your trivia prize, man.
22:21It goes to the highest scorer that is still present.
22:24We won!
22:25Rob, focus.
22:27Look, we don't want to hurt you.
22:29We just want to have a talk.
22:30But say the wrong thing, and we'll end you.
22:33He's joking.
22:33I'm not.
22:34Okay, dude, I've got this.
22:36Have you seen our friend Gary?
22:37Not since you have.
22:38Well, what were you talking about earlier?
22:40That little kerfuffle in the bar?
22:41None of your business.
22:42Maybe it is my business, because I'm a nosy neighbor.
22:44Remember?
22:45No.
22:46Okay, whatever.
22:47Look, why are you talking about his brother Hank?
22:50Okay, listen up.
22:51If I were you, I'd drop all of this, okay?
22:54Just go back to your pretty little girlfriend
22:55before somebody gets hurt.
22:57Is that a threat, dude?
22:58My wife.
22:59Are you threatening us right now?
23:01I might warn you, he is currently experiencing some sort of smoothie-based sugar high,
23:04so I would stop playing ball buddy.
23:05I am fucking amped.
23:08Okay, I'll tell you the same thing I told Hank when you didn't want to sell this place.
23:12There are just some people that you don't say no to in this town.
23:15And a good rule of thumb, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
23:19Hey!
23:19What the hell?
23:20What the hell?
23:27What a prick.
23:29Ex-cop.
23:30Who the fuck is an ex-cop besides Bill?
23:34Oh my God.
23:36Samira.
23:39I guess as a mother, I just don't understand why they forgot about her.
23:42How this girl disappears.
23:44And it seemed like nobody cared, you know what I mean?
23:47I suppose I do.
23:51So she's just the one that got away, huh?
24:03Hey!
24:04Get ahead and away from my wife!
24:05What the?
24:06What's up?
24:07What is up?
24:08I was just about to cut another piece of pie.
24:14You have to stand up for that.
24:16What the hell is going on here?
24:19Did you find him?
24:20No.
24:21We spoke to the bar back at Drinkly's, asked him what he knew about Hank.
24:24Hank?
24:25What about Hank?
24:26Oh, we know about Hank.
24:27Oh, we know.
24:28Yeah.
24:29What do we know?
24:30He said an ex-cop had something to do with his disappearance.
24:33He said, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
24:36Oh, Jesus Christ, Dan.
24:38What did you do?
24:40This man is senile.
24:43Bill, my name is Rob.
24:45No.
24:46I mean Dan Daniels Senior, my former partner.
24:48Officer Danny Daniels' dad?
24:50After he retired, he got into investing.
24:53Ended up joining a group that was trying to buy Hank out.
24:57Some sort of a fixer for them, I guess.
25:00Except Hank didn't get bought out.
25:02He just disappeared.
25:05Okay, Dan Senior, a rogue cop consumed with greed,
25:08uses his position of power to cut down a small business owner who refused to sell.
25:13Well, what are we waiting for?
25:14We need to find Dan Senior before he disappears Gary.
25:17Well, you'll have a hell of a time doing that, son.
25:19Oh, yeah?
25:20Where's that?
25:20Dan Senior died six months ago.
25:23Okay.
25:23Stomach cancer.
25:24If Dan Senior's dead, then what the hell is going on with Gary?
25:27Why don't you ask him?
25:29Isn't that his car?
25:34When did I get that?
25:37Oh, thank God.
25:50Oh, God.
25:52Oh, God.
25:53Oh, God.
25:53Am I going to prison?
25:54Oh, I doubt that.
25:56An involuntary psychiatric hold seems much more likely.
26:00Oh, God.
26:01I can't believe I'm going to jail over a cheater.
26:07Wait.
26:07Wait, what?
26:08Marty betrayed our vows with Agnes Masterson.
26:16I want him out of here.
26:18I want him out of my house.
26:20Now.
26:20Yeah, chuck that fuck.
26:23Oh, God.
26:24Oh, God.
26:26You guys must think I'm a lunatic.
26:31Will you stop it?
26:33If you are a lunatic, then guess what?
26:35You're in good company.
26:39You're counting your steps?
26:40No, Lynn.
26:41This is an ankle monitor.
26:44Like the kind they put on you when you're under house arrest.
26:48I'm sorry I lied to you.
26:49Oh, it's okay.
26:50I already knew.
26:52I'd pulled your police report.
26:54Of course you did.
26:55I'm sorry.
26:55I'm very confused.
26:57What is going on?
26:58Well, maybe you've noticed that I haven't left the cul-de-sac in a long time.
27:01You have seemed a little underfoot.
27:04What did you do?
27:06I wasn't going to say anything.
27:09But since you showed us yours, I'll show you mine.
27:14Okay.
27:16I was working high up for an animal rights organization that liberated beagles from testing labs across the country.
27:22Oh.
27:23And our guerrilla tactics were very unorthodox, but guess what?
27:27But they worked.
27:28One night we were doing one of our midnight raids in this big pharma lab.
27:33And we got to that very last cage and we freed that last dog and security came running.
27:39Well, I got tased in the ass going over a fence.
27:42That wasn't in the police report.
27:45These corporate lawyers tried to make an example of me.
27:48So my wife had her commanding officer pull a few strings and I got nine months.
27:54And Julia was so upset about it.
27:56So she just went away.
28:00And then I was here.
28:02And only here.
28:04But I'm going to be done soon.
28:07This thing's coming off and I really hope that she changes her mind and she comes back to me.
28:13Yeah.
28:17She's going to do that.
28:20So you see?
28:22I'm just as much of a whack job as you, you loon.
28:30Rubber room for two.
28:32I love you.
28:34I love you.
28:35Todd, you want in on the city?
28:38No, no, I can watch from here.
28:42I'm just glad he's okay.
28:48You okay?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Yeah, thanks, thanks again.
28:53I'm sure this all seems a little crazy.
28:56You're just the right amount of crazy.
28:58I mean, it's like seasoning.
28:59A little bit of Laurie's is great, but too much will kill you.
29:04Yeah.
29:07Well, back to the old murder board.
29:11You want me to walk you home?
29:20Where have you been?
29:23Just helping out a neighbor.
29:44Allison.
29:47I thought that was you.
29:54Gary?
29:56Maybe he's upstairs?
30:01Wait here.
30:04Gary?
30:08Gary?
30:11Gary?
30:37No, no, no.
30:37No, no, no, no.
30:38Oh, no, no.
30:50No, no, no.
30:51Allison?
30:51Oh, my God.
30:53What?
30:54My letters, the evidence, they destroyed it.
30:59Who?
31:00Whoever was here.
31:02Whoever took Gary.
31:08Do you think they're still in the house?
31:12I know how this movie ends, and we need to leave now.
31:45You know, in my line of work,
31:48if you leave a task unfinished,
31:52it becomes a noticeable blemish,
31:55a stain to be judged.
31:59I don't like to leave a job unfinished.
32:03And you, Allison Grant,
32:08have always been the one who got away.
32:11Not to worry.
32:13That ends tonight.
32:15Tonight.
32:19Is that the fucking garbage man?
32:35Get off her!
32:36No!
32:38Let me go!
32:39No!
32:44No, no!
32:46Get the fuck off me!
32:51Let me go!
32:57Stop!
32:58Stop!
32:59I am not gonna tell you again.
33:02Fuck you, garbage man.
33:12Come out, Allison!
33:15Don't listen to him!
33:17Come out before I rip your little friend in two!
33:21Hmm?
33:22Oh!
33:30Get in the hole!
33:32Go!
33:32No!
33:33No!
33:47Ouch!
33:48Come on!
33:49Come on!
33:51Come on!
33:52Come on!
33:59Come on!
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