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00:00¡You drive me crazy!
00:01¡I drive you crazy! ¡That's funny!
00:03¡You're the one who leaped our sex tape!
00:05Si alguien te hace un malo,
00:07tú estás en el amor de ellos,
00:09o tú te hates sus guts.
00:11Para mí y Noah, es ambos.
00:13¿Y dos son los colegas?
00:14No, no.
00:16Noah es mi abuelo.
00:17Mi familia de medicina fue a trabajar como una maíz
00:20para mi abuelo y abuelo en su casa de su casa.
00:24¡I necesito este trabajo!
00:25¿Quieres tu trabajo?
00:26Play along as my girlfriend.
00:28Until the end of the summer,
00:30this money will be yours.
00:32Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:34is mine.
00:36No boners, no feelings.
00:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:40¿Like what you see?
00:41After everything that happened between us,
00:43I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:45No one told you I'm good at me.
00:47Get off of her.
00:48Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:50Tell him you love him.
00:51I need that money more than I want you.
00:54Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:57I'm going to make your life.
00:59Help.
01:00Leah, stop.
01:01Help me.
01:02Get off of her.
01:04Tools, I want to give you everything.
01:06Tell me that you want to give up the money.
01:08And tell me that you love me.
01:17You drive me crazy!
01:19I drive you crazy!
01:20That's funny!
01:21You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
01:23If someone makes you crazy,
01:25you're either hopelessly in love with them
01:27or you hate their guts.
01:29For me and Noah,
01:30it's both.
01:41Don't tempt her, Emmett.
01:43This little gutter set
01:45will do anything for five bucks.
01:47The only way for me to pay off
01:48my family's medical debt
01:50was to work as a maid
01:51for my ex-best friend
01:52and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
01:55I think Mia hired me
01:56just to torture me.
01:58Clean it up, maid.
02:05No?
02:06What the hell's going on?
02:09Jules came in here to work
02:10and she started being
02:11really disrespectful
02:13and she grabbed me
02:14and then when I pulled my hand away,
02:16she just, she just fell.
02:18Destiny?
02:19Hmm?
02:19Is that what happened?
02:20That's not exactly how it happened.
02:23Shut the fuck up
02:24or you're gonna end up
02:24being an outcast from the group
02:26like Jules, okay?
02:28Why do you even care?
02:30She released a video
02:31of you two having sex
02:32and I had to jump in
02:34and save your reputation
02:36before things got out of hand.
02:41Mia?
02:42Hmm?
02:42Give me your phone.
02:43What?
02:44Give me your phone.
02:45No.
02:46It's right here.
02:47I got you.
02:47Thank you.
02:50I thought Noah hated me.
02:53Why is he standing up for me now?
02:56If I see anybody
02:57with pictures of Jules
02:58on their phone,
02:59they'll have to speak to me.
03:01No.
03:01Open.
03:06Guys, she's not breathing.
03:07All right, somebody call the police.
03:08Dude, we can't.
03:10Yes, we can.
03:10No, we can't.
03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
03:12Why would we do that
03:13when she's obviously
03:14just faking it for attention?
03:16Wake up, slut.
03:18Show's over.
03:18Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
03:20then just fuck off, all right?
03:21Fine by me.
03:21I'll be by the pool.
03:22Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
03:28I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
03:32but she used to be my friend, too.
03:34You have to save her.
03:38Jules?
03:39Jules!
03:40Come on!
03:41Shit, shit, shit.
03:42What do I do?
03:43Mouth to mouth.
03:44Give her mouth to mouth.
03:52You okay?
03:55Thank God.
03:57All right, let's get you up.
04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
04:02but I need to get back to work.
04:04Jules, you're not going anywhere.
04:07I'm fine.
04:08Yeah, thanks to me.
04:09You know, Jules,
04:09you better have a pretty good explanation
04:11of why you came crawling back to me.
04:14What, are you a stripper?
04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
04:18You know, last time I saw you,
04:20you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
04:22and then you told me never to talk to you again.
04:24And now you come to my summer house
04:27with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
04:29and you're wearing this little dress?
04:32What are you trying to do?
04:34Trying to stalk my friends?
04:36Trying to ruin my summer?
04:37You trying to drive me crazy?
04:39I'm here to clean your toilets
04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
04:45You know what I think?
04:47I think you're here to win me back.
04:51Why would I want you back
04:53after everything you've done to me?
04:55Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
04:58And you know what?
04:58I didn't do anything to you.
05:00So why don't you just admit it?
05:03You still want me.
05:05Is he coming on to me?
05:07We're not hooking up.
05:09Noah's my boyfriend.
05:12Be so fucking for real.
05:15Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
05:17It happened a couple months ago.
05:20Right when you told everyone
05:22to stop talking to me.
05:23How convenient.
05:26Let the girls talk.
05:34After everyone saw your tits online,
05:37I knew I couldn't be friends
05:38with such an embarrassing skank.
05:42Fire her.
05:46Do you really think firing her
05:47would be the best option?
05:49I think it'd be more of a punishment
05:51if we let her serve us all summer.
05:53Noah, she shoved me.
05:56And this is my rental too.
05:59So what I say goes.
06:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
06:13So you should probably go.
06:15I'm so glad you took out the trash,
06:17my little knowy.
06:19Please don't call me that.
06:23You're really proving yourself
06:24to be marriage material.
06:26I'm going to call Daddy
06:27and have him send you some money
06:28so you can go out and buy me a ring.
06:30Mia.
06:32Slow down, okay?
06:33We've only been dating for two months.
06:37What?
06:37You still have feelings for Jules or something?
06:40I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
06:43Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
06:45Why not?
06:46That grubby little maid ruined your life
06:49with her sex tape.
06:50I'd rather be a grubby maid
06:52than a frigid bitch.
06:54What are you still doing here?
06:56You don't even work here anymore.
06:58Tell me this.
06:59Are you genuinely stupid
07:01or do you just not get it?
07:03Nobody wants you here.
07:05I can't back down.
07:07Not if I want to save my family.
07:09I'm not talking to you.
07:12I'm talking to you.
07:14I need this job.
07:16I need you to choose me.
07:18After everything that happened between us,
07:20I shouldn't want her.
07:22But I do.
07:24What do I get if I choose you?
07:28What do I get if I choose you?
07:30I'll do whatever you want.
07:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:34No one can make him happier than me.
07:38Tell her, Noah.
07:40Prove it.
07:42You're right.
07:44Read my lips, Jules.
07:48You're fired.
07:55You can be a real dick sometimes,
07:57you know that?
07:57Yeah, I know.
07:58It's part of my charm.
07:59Hey, where are you going?
08:01Jules, you can't just leave.
08:02Jules!
08:04You can't just leave.
08:07You fired me.
08:09I can do whatever I want.
08:12Stop it.
08:13You're so hot.
08:15You're so hot.
08:16I love you when you're ticklish.
08:21Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
08:24Does it look like she's drinking me, huh?
08:30Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
08:32Don't be prude.
08:33It's just a handjob.
08:35You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
08:39Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
08:43Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
08:57Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
08:59Play along.
09:01Why would I do that?
09:02You want your job back?
09:04You've got to earn it.
09:06Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
09:12Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
09:16Yeah.
09:17Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
09:20You fucking bitch.
09:22You can't stay here.
09:23You don't work for me anymore.
09:25Take it up with Noah.
09:27This isn't over.
09:29If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
09:37I'm going to make your life hell.
09:46Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
09:48You know what?
09:49I should thank you because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
09:52Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
09:55Oh, wait.
09:56I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
10:01You know what?
10:01Let's make a bet.
10:03Yeah, me and you.
10:03Let's make a bet.
10:04We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
10:07Yeah.
10:07What about it?
10:10If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
10:15Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
10:17Internship will be yours.
10:19Yeah.
10:20She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
10:25You're on.
10:32We need to talk.
10:37Emmett, get out.
10:43Did I get my job back?
10:45Actually, you've been promoted.
10:49To be my new girlfriend.
10:53Give me that.
10:54Not yet.
10:55I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
10:59But until then, this money's mine.
11:04This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
11:09I'll do it.
11:12Great.
11:17Let's seal the deal.
11:21You don't own me.
11:23Jules, I'm being serious.
11:25While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
11:30So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
11:34Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
11:37Don't get an ego about it.
11:38Hey, my ego's doing fine.
11:43Let the show begin.
11:48Ew.
11:50I'm not having dinner with her.
11:51There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
11:53You kicked me out.
11:56Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
12:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
12:04At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
12:09Mia.
12:12Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
12:15This is my house.
12:17And Jules is my...
12:25Oops, I spilled.
12:28Emmett, you want to help?
12:31Yeah?
12:41Look at Jules squirm.
12:45Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
12:53Noah, are you thirsty?
13:01Jules, take your shirt off.
13:15If you're so thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
13:21Choke on it.
13:27Don't run away from me.
13:30Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
13:34Destiny, that is your brother.
13:36Whatever.
13:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
13:41Mia's your best friend.
13:43Yeah.
13:44She's also a huge bitch.
13:46People contain multitudes.
13:49Don't be scared of Mia.
13:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
13:53And she's jealous of you still.
13:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
14:00If you know what I mean.
14:02I'm kidding.
14:12Like what you see?
14:18What are you doing?
14:20Taking a shower.
14:24Remember, no doner.
14:28You wish.
14:37What's with this guy?
14:39One minute, he's ice cold.
14:40Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
14:49Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
14:56I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
15:01I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
15:07Oh, Emmett.
15:08This one's about you.
15:10Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
15:15They can?
15:17I never said that.
15:19Mia did.
15:20She's framing me with the text that she sent.
15:23Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
15:28Hey, I made good money for these.
15:32Mia, would you knock it off?
15:33Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
15:35Really?
15:36Because this one's about you, Noe.
15:39She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
15:42Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
15:47Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
15:50You said that about me?
15:53I can explain.
15:55Save your breath.
16:03You are so hot.
16:05Say that again with your shirt off.
16:13You are so hot.
16:31You are so hot.
16:35No, no, no way dude
16:37Like, I'm just gonna distract myself
16:39Just brew around a little bit
16:40Don't come crawling back
16:44Speak of the devil
16:51You hooked up with Jules
16:52Dude, look
16:54You hooked up with Jules
16:56I don't know what's going on
16:57What do you mean dude?
16:58It's pretty fucking clear
16:59You hooked up
17:02Fuck
17:03Yeah, you're fucked
17:05I mean, stop
17:07Fuck you dude
17:07Stop
17:12Did you post this?
17:23Jules, did you post this?
17:29I don't know
17:31Jules, why would you take a video of us having to
17:33Take sex and post it
17:34What, are you trying to be a porn star?
17:44That feels better
17:45Doesn't it
17:48And now since I saved you
17:51Maybe you can make me feel better
17:54Emmett
17:56Don't even think about it
17:57Go on Jules
17:58Tell your boyfriend how I saved you
18:00Jules
18:01Tell him to leave
18:02We have to talk
18:06You're a hottie, you know that?
18:09Takes one to know one
18:11Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
18:18Is that true?
18:22It's true
18:24I liked you
18:26Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
18:29I mean, really
18:31Alright
18:32I need to see the text from your phone
18:34So that way I can know that they're legit
18:36Maybe if I show Noah the texts
18:39He'll finally believe me
18:41Okay
18:42The rules of the game are simple
18:44You take a hit of the vape and pass it around
18:47When the smoke stops
18:48You kiss whoever blows you
19:17She's never kissed me like that
19:19My turn
19:30No smoke
19:32Looks like we have to kiss
19:38Rude
19:57Keep the circle moving
20:00If you want to really piss me off
20:03Kiss me like you mean it
20:06I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
20:08But that was well before I had feelings for you
20:10You have feelings for me?
20:12Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you
20:14You do?
20:16Yeah
20:16I have all the feelings
20:19Confusion, frustration, blind rage
20:21Rude
20:22Yeah, but you know what?
20:23Sometimes, Jules
20:23Sometimes you make me really happy
20:27Look, I know
20:28That you're hurt
20:30I broke your trust
20:31And when that video was leaked
20:32My trust was broken too
20:35Well, looks like our favorite couple
20:36Survived the ring of fire
20:38Ew
20:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
20:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
20:43I didn't know she was poor
20:46Mm-hmm
20:47Her parents lost all their money
20:48After her dad died of cancer
20:50And the only reason why I know that
20:52Is because my dad owns the hospital
20:54That her mother still owes money to
20:56Maybe we should take Jules shopping
20:58So she can forget she's poor
20:59Spending money always makes me feel better
21:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea
21:04You should go do that right now
21:05Yes!
21:12It's not that easy
21:14Stop avoiding the question
21:15I'm not avoiding it
21:17Look, if I don't get the money
21:21I'll lose everything
21:22What do you mean?
21:24I mean
21:25Mia and I want to take you shopping
21:28Destiny, me and Jules are talking
21:31She was about to answer a very important question
21:33I don't want to go shopping with Mia
21:36But I really don't want to lie to Noah
21:38And tell him I don't have feelings for him
21:40Or tell him about my dad and the debt
21:44We can talk later
21:45I promise
21:57The girls go shopping
21:59Saturdays are for the boys
22:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
22:06I cannot wait to crush your ego
22:08Once I get Jules and the Lehman Internship
22:12Dude, the Lehman Internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
22:16It was tailored for Sigmas
22:17Like me
22:19The internship is mine
22:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good
22:23Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up
22:35If it isn't my favorite customer
22:37Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in
22:42Oh my god, it's gorgeous
22:44I'm gonna go try the sun
22:54You ordered the wrong size
22:56Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me
22:59No, you didn't
23:00That's impossible
23:01It doesn't fit
23:02Maybe the zipper's stuck
23:04What are you doing?
23:06I'm shopping
23:08Do you not remember me?
23:10I used to be in here all the time
23:12Oh, she can't afford this place anymore
23:14She can only shop at thrift stores
23:17But what Mia says goes
23:18So your money's no good here
23:21You know what?
23:22You're right
23:24I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
23:28That's it
23:29You're out
23:31Oh, Mr. Allen
23:32Excuse me
23:33I'm just gonna take out the trash
23:35Trash?
23:36Yeah
23:37That's my girlfriend
23:38Ugh
23:43Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
23:48See this car?
23:50Has no spending limit
23:51My girlfriend can get whenever she wants
23:55And I would like to try this dress on first
23:58No way, this is mine
23:59Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
24:01No
24:02Not with this janky little zipper
24:04Great, let's try it on, Jules
24:20What do you think?
24:25Noah?
24:28Will you come help zip me up?
24:31Of course
24:38You know, there's only one problem with this dress
24:42Is it too expensive?
24:44No
24:44It breaks a no-boner rule
24:54Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
24:58See?
24:59Told ya
25:04Watch your mouth
25:05Don't talk about Jules like that
25:08Okay, dude
25:09Jules was mine first
25:10I dumped her, okay?
25:12It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
25:15Jules broke up with you
25:16So she could be with me
25:19Okay, alright
25:21Let's add some heat to our bet
25:23Yeah?
25:25I get Jules' panties off
25:26By the end of tonight
25:27You hand over the Lehman internship
25:28And never come back to the summer house
25:31Fine
25:31And when you don't hook up with Jules
25:33I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
25:36I don't even want you looking at her
25:39Deal
25:44You better not make me go into that club alone
25:47Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress
25:56Eat shit
25:58Hey
26:00Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
26:03Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah
26:05Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
26:07Unless it's with me
26:17Hey
26:23Where did Destiny and Mia go?
26:25Uh, I don't know
26:26Jules
26:28You, uh, you didn't answer my question
26:30About what?
26:32The music in here?
26:34Because I think it sucks
26:36Jules
26:37Tell me that you want to be with me
26:39For real
26:41No contracts and no money
26:42I mean it
26:45I need Jules to come with me
26:46Uh, Destiny
26:47We're right in the middle of something
26:49Like I care
26:50I need Jules to come backstage with me
26:54I'm sorry
26:56We'll talk about it later, okay?
26:58Have fun
27:00Here, put this on
27:03I entered us into a lap dancing competition
27:08You think you're hot shit?
27:10Well, it's time for you to prove it
27:13Everyone in the club get hot and heavy
27:16Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition
27:23The rules are simple
27:25Each one of these smoke shows
27:27Will give one lucky man a lap dance
27:31And you get to vote on who is hotter
27:36I'm just not gonna watch
27:39I'm just not gonna be here
27:41I love you
27:41I love you
27:41You should go
27:43Yeah
27:50Come on
27:51Come on
27:53Come on
27:56Yeah
28:14¡Gracias!
28:27¡Gracias!
28:29¡Gracias!
28:34¡Tap that!
28:49¡Tap that!
28:58¡Tap that!
29:09Ja!
29:10¡Gracias!
29:11¡Gracias!
29:13¡Gracias!
29:15¡Mira!
29:26Pau a toques
29:27You look upset.
29:31What are you, my therapist?
29:33Fuck off.
29:34No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
29:40Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
29:47What do you think you're doing?
29:49Stop denying yourself, Jules.
29:51You both know you want this.
29:54Be gentle.
29:55Just like our first time, remember?
29:57Back off.
29:59Just relax, baby.
30:01Let that e-kick in.
30:02You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
30:05Oh.
30:06I was going to fuck you anyways.
30:08Let go of me!
30:09This is just going to take a minute.
30:16Thank you for getting me out of there.
30:19Ow.
30:21You're hurt.
30:22Let me help you.
30:28What are you trying to give me?
30:34Rocky Road.
30:37Ow.
30:38Hey, I got you ice cream.
30:40This is how you repay me?
30:41How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
30:46I'm not an asshole.
30:48No.
30:49You're the king of assholes.
30:52You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
30:57but whatever.
31:03I got to show you something.
31:14I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
31:22And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
31:30It worked.
31:44I've wanted you awesome, man.
31:46Stop waiting.
31:49I need you.
31:51Now.
32:03Hey, sleepy little.
32:06What are you doing up so early?
32:08I thought I wore you out last night.
32:10I'm ready for another round.
32:13Hey, can you knock?
32:14Can you put your boner away?
32:17Get up.
32:18Get up.
32:19Get up.
32:20Get up.
32:20Get up.
32:20Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
32:22It's worse than a fire.
32:26Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
32:35You're fucking with me.
32:37What's the big deal?
32:38Uh, there's the drugs.
32:39And the mess.
32:40And you.
32:40What about me?
32:41She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
32:43But, like, in a bad way.
32:44Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
32:49I need to get out of here.
32:50I'll hide Jules.
32:51I'll distract Mom.
32:55Yo, Jason.
32:57I'm going to go hide Jules.
32:58Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
33:06Tell me when the coast is clear.
33:07Got it.
33:16Get your brother.
33:19Now.
33:25Mommy!
33:26Wait!
33:27Noah!
33:33My baby boy!
33:35Mom!
33:35Hi!
33:36Hey!
33:37Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
33:41Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
33:50Why are you hiding in a closet?
33:54You're the girl from the sex tape.
33:56Get out of this house!
33:58Mom.
33:59Noah, a little help?
34:00Uh, Mom.
34:01Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
34:08Uh, yes!
34:10It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
34:15Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
34:19Lisa, my second mommy.
34:23We need to talk about engagement plans.
34:26Oh, yes, we do.
34:29You're marrying Mia now?
34:31I have no idea what got into her head.
34:33I am so sorry, okay?
34:35But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
34:37Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
34:40Please?
34:50My head hurts.
34:52Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
34:55Yeah, I have some in my purse.
34:57Oh, thanks.
35:03She's better.
35:12Water.
35:14Water.
35:14I need water.
35:17Jules?
35:19What did you give my mom?
35:21Aspirin.
35:24It's so hot in here.
35:28Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
35:32Oh, no.
35:34Woo!
35:35Hey, I have an idea.
35:37Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
35:40I'm feeling like a cougar.
35:42Wow!
35:43Oh, that's enough.
35:44I've got to talk to you.
35:45Woo!
35:46Jules, what is wrong with her?
35:49Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
35:52No way.
35:53You gave her those?
35:54I didn't give them.
35:55She found them.
35:56Should we call an ambulance?
35:57Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
36:00She hates you already.
36:01What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
36:05Where did she go?
36:14Thank you for taking care of her.
36:17I hope I was a good maid.
36:20Yeah, I should give you a raise.
36:22Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
36:26You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
36:32I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
36:35No feelings.
36:37Remember?
36:44I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
36:48I'll tear it up right now.
36:50I mean it.
36:53I need that money more than I want you.
36:57When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
37:03If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
37:07So it was really always just about the money?
37:10Really?
37:12When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because
37:18of that same money.
37:27Come with me.
37:31Ew.
37:33Ew.
37:33What died in here?
37:35My manhood?
37:37Listen, I have something juicy for you.
37:40Really?
37:43I don't like to read.
37:45It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
37:48They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
37:54That's cheating.
37:55Oh, great.
37:56You finally figured it out.
37:58Good boy.
38:00I think it's time for you to cheat too.
38:08I thought this was summer vacation.
38:11I know.
38:12I know.
38:13But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
38:20What up, lovebirds?
38:22Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
38:25You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
38:30Who are you?
38:33I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
38:40Interview starts now.
38:42Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
38:46Well, I'll see you in the office.
38:49Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
38:50That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
39:01That's the guy you want to work for?
39:03He's a total clown.
39:06Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
39:11And if I work for him, my career will be made.
39:13But don't you already have enough money?
39:16Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
39:18I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
39:23I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
39:27And then our sex tape got released.
39:31And all my job prospects were completely toast.
39:34The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
39:37Jules, I need this internship.
39:39And so do you.
39:40Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
39:45I've met a lot of pretty girls.
39:48There's something special about you.
39:50You're so beautiful.
39:54Thanks.
39:55But I'm taken.
39:57I'm not trying to marry you.
40:00Noah, tell me.
40:03Who snatched this hottie up?
40:05That'd be me.
40:08You're a lucky man.
40:09I know.
40:14How long is he going to be here?
40:17I'll protect you.
40:19And look at here.
40:21The happy little couple.
40:24From wholemates to soulmates.
40:29What bet?
40:31I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship
40:36pool.
40:37That's not true.
40:39Yeah, it is.
40:40I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
40:44You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
40:49If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
40:52Yes.
40:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
40:56We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
40:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
41:02Wait.
41:04Now I know where I recognize you.
41:07Damn.
41:07You were great.
41:09Just one kiss.
41:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
41:18Get off of her.
41:20Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
41:23If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
41:26You wouldn't dare.
41:29You little shit.
41:31You'll never work for Lehman.
41:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work
41:36with any of you pervs at Lehman.
41:40You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
41:42You want to mess with me?
41:43You want to mess with me?
41:44Yeah, why don't you sue me, and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing
41:48young girls around.
41:50You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
41:53Please, don't tell my wife.
41:55Get out of my face, old man.
42:06How could you do that to me, Jules?
42:10How could you do that to me, Jules?
42:12It wasn't what it looked like.
42:13Don't lie to me.
42:15I saw you kissing back.
42:23You're gone for good, bitch.
42:29You never belonged with us.
42:31And now, it's your turn to go.
42:34So, I played you, and I won.
42:39This has nothing to do with you.
42:41Oh, honey.
42:43This has everything to do with me.
42:50I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah, and then
42:58I uploaded it for everyone to see.
43:05You thought you were better than me, but I always win.
43:11All I fucking do is win.
43:16Mom, I saved the house.
43:20It's too late.
43:28Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
43:31Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
43:35That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
43:38You lose everything.
43:53Can I help you?
43:55What are you doing in that uniform?
43:58My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
44:02I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
44:07Getting anything?
44:10Miss me?
44:13He's proposing to you?
44:15When did you two get back together?
44:17Well, it's not official yet, but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
44:22And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
44:26I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you, Noah decided it was time to be
44:32with the best.
44:35Mia!
44:36Jules!
44:37I am so happy that both of you were here.
44:40Why did you invite me here?
44:41To watch you propose to Mia?
44:44Propose?
44:45Who said anything about proposing to you?
44:47Oh, please.
44:49The big question.
44:51Yeah, I do have a big question.
44:54Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
44:59Uh...
45:01How did you know about that?
45:02Well, because I made a huge mistake.
45:05And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
45:08You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
45:12Okay.
45:13Fine.
45:15Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet, but I just wanted to watch your
45:20relationship blow up in all your faces.
45:22What are you going to do?
45:23Arrest me?
45:24Actually, that's my job.
45:26Oh, hi.
45:26Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
45:29What?
45:30You're not actually doing this, are you?
45:32These are not what they're for.
45:33Call my dad!
45:35Oh, daddy!
45:36Bye, Mia.
45:40If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
45:44That's not why I invited you here.
45:50Everybody!
45:53What is he doing?
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