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00:03:40Daddy's little rich girl, consumer's dream
00:03:44Unlimited funds, party on, I say
00:03:47If I keep up this pace, I'll break the bank one day
00:03:53Gimme, gimme, gimme it all
00:03:56No matter where the chips may fall
00:04:00Winner takes all or nothing
00:04:07Gimme, gimme, gimme it all
00:04:10No matter where the chips may fall
00:04:14Winner takes all or nothing at all
00:04:27And here she is, Princess Christy
00:04:31Back from another shopping spree and planning her 35th birthday party
00:04:37I'm working on this new trick I want to show you
00:04:40But, she's still Daddy's little rich girl
00:04:46No, no, no, no, no, no
00:04:52Sorry, Mrs. Robertson
00:04:53I, uh, I'll, I'll fix that later
00:04:58Aren't you a little old for that, Joshy?
00:05:00You have your hammer Daddy gave you right there
00:05:03Well, I guess you can call me a conservationist, huh?
00:05:06Daddy owns a gazillion old wells
00:05:09And you're a tree hugger?
00:05:10You're embarrassing me
00:05:13Okay, I guess it all depends on how you see things, right?
00:05:15And what are you doing here?
00:05:16Don't you have to be in your shop?
00:05:20Yeah, but where's Ruffy?
00:05:26Oh, poor little doggy, what is she happy wearing today?
00:05:29Here you go, here, take her
00:05:30Come to mommy, come, oh, oh, oh
00:05:32Got her?
00:05:33Hmm
00:05:33Do you need a cup with this stuff?
00:05:36Joshy, I'll give you a clue
00:05:38Yes
00:05:39You know, the earth is hurting from all this consuming
00:05:43Do you really need all this stuff?
00:05:44Joshy, I just do
00:05:46Love the accent, yeah
00:05:49You know that, uh, European accent coat you got?
00:05:52Might want to get your money back
00:05:55This dog's got more clothes than I do
00:05:56Hey, Josh
00:05:57Hey
00:05:59Shopping again?
00:06:01Gloria
00:06:02Has worked for my father for a long time
00:06:05I always thought her real scheme was to try to get him to marry her and steal Christie's inheritance
00:06:11But the biggest problem I have with her is her loser brother Victor
00:06:16A wannabe bad boy bookie
00:06:18I think they share the same ambitions
00:06:21Dad's wealth
00:06:22Then there's Riza, his partner in crime
00:06:26Take it easy
00:06:27Starting to look like a man
00:06:29She is a Russian world champion killer hit chick
00:06:39Rats
00:06:39And then came Max
00:06:41A real lady
00:06:42You know the type
00:06:43Cool, smooth
00:06:44Always looking for an easy way to break even
00:06:47Take a chill pill
00:06:48You'll have your money
00:06:49Give me a couple of weeks and I promise I'll get your money for you
00:06:54Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:06:56All of it
00:07:07I will come back
00:07:09Yeah
00:07:10Boom
00:07:12Thanks
00:07:13All of it
00:07:17I got him
00:07:22slowly
00:07:22If there's a night
00:07:22Go on
00:07:23I'll get him
00:07:24down
00:07:25I can't
00:07:25I can't
00:07:25You guys
00:07:25stuff
00:07:26You guys
00:07:26You guys
00:07:26Number two
00:07:31Hey man, you need some help?
00:07:33No thanks.
00:07:34Max.
00:07:35Josh Menadie.
00:07:36You work here?
00:07:37No, I own it.
00:07:38You own it?
00:07:42Well, consider this your lucky day, Josh.
00:07:48Position filled.
00:07:50You don't even know what kind of help I'm looking for.
00:07:52Don't need to know.
00:07:53When I'm paying?
00:07:54I don't care.
00:07:56I just got a little cash flow problem at the moment.
00:08:01But I'm an expert on skateboards.
00:08:03So what do you say, Josh?
00:08:06Yeah, who's your favorite skateboarder?
00:08:11Tommy Eagle.
00:08:13Hawk.
00:08:14Tommy Hawk.
00:08:15Tony Hawk.
00:08:16He's pretty good.
00:08:24Hey man, what's up with the gold digger?
00:08:26Well, I'm a treasure hunter by trade.
00:08:28I mostly look for gold.
00:08:30I have what they call a sixth sense.
00:08:33A real rare gift.
00:08:37All right, Max.
00:08:39Come on in.
00:08:41Hey, Josh.
00:08:42You ever hunt for treasure?
00:08:53Max couldn't help but notice that my sister had come in and pasted her face on my favorite
00:08:58pin-up poster.
00:08:59Hey, Josh.
00:09:00Who's the hot chick on the poster?
00:09:01No one you'd be interested in.
00:09:03Interesting.
00:09:05Wow.
00:09:09That's my sister, man.
00:09:11She's way out of your league.
00:09:13Your sister?
00:09:14But what, the head or the body?
00:09:17And what's wrong with me, man?
00:09:19Nothing.
00:09:20That's my point.
00:09:22Nothing.
00:09:24Okay, you want the inside school?
00:09:26Yeah.
00:09:26My sister hangs out at the gold bar and royals, not places you'll be frequenting with your salary.
00:09:48Hi, Dad.
00:09:49What a nice surprise.
00:09:51What's that?
00:09:52What are you hiding?
00:09:54Me?
00:09:55Is it for my birthday?
00:09:56I have a very special surprise for you.
00:10:00Something that your mother wanted you to have.
00:10:02Mom?
00:10:04What is it?
00:10:05Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:10:06It's something that your mother wore on our wedding day.
00:10:10It means the world to me.
00:10:12And now I want you to have it.
00:10:22Thanks, Dad.
00:10:24Looks great.
00:10:26Goodbye, Dad.
00:10:28Bye, Dad.
00:10:28And there goes our little princess off to Club Royales to be the center of attention.
00:10:35A real man.
00:10:37For you, for you.
00:10:39For you, for you.
00:10:40A real, real man.
00:10:42For you, for you.
00:10:44For you, for you.
00:10:47Well, Dad is going to be in a real man.
00:10:53Good evening, Miss Benedict.
00:10:55What?
00:10:56Gruppy.
00:10:57Gruppy.
00:10:57And, of course, Estelle.
00:11:00Great.
00:11:01I get greeted after the dog.
00:11:02Sorry, we have to go through the riff-raff.
00:11:05But we have to let them in to make a profit these days.
00:11:09You would think by now they know their place.
00:11:11Whatever happened to class.
00:11:14You look beautiful.
00:11:18Okay.
00:11:18Let's do that.
00:11:19Good evening.
00:11:23Uh, sir.
00:11:25Who are you and what are you doing on a reserve table?
00:11:28Reserve?
00:11:30I didn't see a reserve time.
00:11:33Don't freak out.
00:11:34Don't freak out.
00:11:35Breathe.
00:11:36Breathe.
00:11:36In and out.
00:11:37In and out.
00:11:38That's it.
00:11:39That's it.
00:11:40Good.
00:11:40Ivan.
00:11:41Remove him.
00:11:45You need to leave, sir.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:48Because this booth is reserved for VIP.
00:11:53She's starting to freak out.
00:11:55And you don't want to see that.
00:11:57Really?
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:58That could be, uh, kind of sexy.
00:12:01Sir, that's a reserve booth for VIPs.
00:12:04Either get out or get moved out.
00:12:07Relax, tough guy.
00:12:08That's it.
00:12:09I haven't called security.
00:12:11Security!
00:12:12I'll hand it, Billy.
00:12:14Here's.
00:12:18Sir?
00:12:22What's this?
00:12:23You're buying me another drink?
00:12:27Stop.
00:12:29Give him one of the big ones.
00:12:32A hundred?
00:12:35I don't have a price, ladies.
00:12:38And you don't have enough gold.
00:12:40Obviously, you don't know who you're dealing with.
00:12:43All contraire.
00:12:47I do.
00:12:52Get out of my way.
00:12:59Why are hot guys always so annoying?
00:13:01The nerve of the guy.
00:13:03I know.
00:13:04I know.
00:13:06Even though Ivan thought he looked gorgeous in the tiara.
00:13:10He knew he had to return it to Girard.
00:13:17Oopsie.
00:13:18Another Mingbaise bites the dust.
00:13:23I didn't like it anyway.
00:13:24I didn't like it anyway.
00:13:32Hi, Mom.
00:13:38Hi, Dad.
00:13:40I'm tired.
00:13:41I'm going to bed.
00:13:42You know, I stopped caring about what time you got home about 15 years ago.
00:13:45Whatever.
00:13:47Christy, where's your tiara?
00:13:52Oops.
00:13:53I must have lost it in the club.
00:13:55What?
00:13:57Wait a minute.
00:13:58I told you how important that was to me and your mother.
00:14:00How could you be so careless?
00:14:02Do you have any idea what that thing was worth?
00:14:04What's the big deal?
00:14:05We just get another one.
00:14:07There is no other one.
00:14:09I swear, Christy, you are the most selfish woman that I know.
00:14:12I am so glad your mother is not alive to see how you turned out.
00:14:16You do nothing but take and take and give absolutely nothing in return.
00:14:21Well, I'm going to cut off your trust fund as of right now.
00:14:24Until you can prove to me that you're worth something in this God forsaken universe.
00:14:30Good night.
00:14:35Blah, blah, blah.
00:14:38What did he say?
00:14:40He's cutting me off.
00:14:42We can't do that.
00:14:45Can we do that?
00:15:01What a rush!
00:15:04I could get used to this treasure hunting thing.
00:15:06Yeah, it's been a while since I found something.
00:15:09This is a good thing.
00:15:11Bring us luck, Josh.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14We make a good team, huh?
00:15:16Like, uh, like Batman and Robin.
00:15:18Yo, Robin, by the way.
00:15:20Mark, go ahead.
00:15:30the way-
00:15:31Max, you should leave us in the car.
00:15:33Might get stolen.
00:15:33Now, put that away, Josh.
00:15:35The treasure hunter never reveals his bounty.
00:15:37Well, I'm holding on to one for good luck.
00:15:40I need the luck.
00:15:47Now, hold it right there, and don't move a muscle.
00:15:50Get over there and empty your pockets in that hat.
00:15:57Well, you said to hold it right here.
00:16:00You said don't move a muscle, so.
00:16:02Oh, right.
00:16:05OK, you can move a muscle, but not all of them.
00:16:09Just enough to, you know, to do what I just said.
00:16:16Why don't you get their pockets?
00:16:18And what about these two?
00:16:19If one of us goes and gets their wallets over there,
00:16:21the ones staying here will be outnumbered.
00:16:22Yeah, man, what are you supposed to do?
00:16:26Are you completely retarded?
00:16:27Rock paper scissors.
00:16:29Done.
00:16:32Oh, hell.
00:16:33One more time, I'm going to ask you nicer to get over here
00:16:36and empty those pockets in that hat.
00:16:38Come on, now.
00:16:39Get over there, macho man.
00:16:41Come on.
00:16:42You know what?
00:16:43I'll take that backpack, too.
00:16:45Oh, yeah.
00:16:54Oh, crap.
00:17:01Hey.
00:17:01Yeah.
00:17:05Oh!
00:17:07Oh!
00:17:08I've got you.
00:17:09I've got you.
00:17:09Ha!
00:17:10Ha!
00:17:10I've got you.
00:17:16Oh!
00:17:17Oh!
00:17:18Oh!
00:17:21Ah!
00:17:21Ah!
00:17:25Ah!
00:17:28Can I get some help over here?
00:17:31Someone give me a hand!
00:17:33Max!
00:17:37Don't move!
00:17:41A squirt gun?
00:17:50Once I get a nice day's take, and it's lifted.
00:17:54Just like that, gone.
00:17:59We almost died.
00:18:00It's like your life flashes before your eyes,
00:18:04and what did you accomplish?
00:18:06What legacy did you leave behind?
00:18:08One way or the other, we're all searching for gold.
00:18:12Take your sister.
00:18:14She's completely searching in the dark.
00:18:17Oh, and you got all of this from a cut-out picture of her head?
00:18:20No.
00:18:22I met her.
00:18:41What do you think?
00:18:43To teach Christy a lesson, and have her earn back her inheritance,
00:18:47Gerard decided to stage an elaborate treasure hunt on his movie ranch.
00:18:52We were all in on it.
00:18:55Max, the treasure hunt expert.
00:18:57Eddie, who knew every acre of Gerard's land.
00:19:00And me.
00:19:01My job was damage control.
00:19:03Namely, Christy.
00:19:05She was going to be in for the shock of her life.
00:19:09Because this is one place her gold card wouldn't help her.
00:19:14But there was one thing we didn't count on.
00:19:17Gloria.
00:19:26Oh, you're a dazzling princess.
00:19:28Even without the tiara.
00:19:30Thank you, Daddy.
00:19:32I have friends to impress, and you're making me late.
00:19:35Dress to impress, but live to love.
00:19:37That's what your mother used to tell me.
00:19:40Live to love.
00:19:41Let me help you with that.
00:19:49Where's that little girl who used to sing with the birds and laugh at the frog?
00:19:52I wasn't laughing at the frogs.
00:19:55I kissed them.
00:19:56And look what it got me.
00:19:59No opinions charming.
00:20:00Very silly, really.
00:20:03I prefer late night champagne at the Royals.
00:20:09A lunch or two at the Blue Sky Club.
00:20:13Is that so wrong for a 29-year-old?
00:20:17Hurry, we have to make a grand entrance together.
00:20:26Oh, Gerard, here, let me help you.
00:20:30So how long has she been celebrating her 29th?
00:20:33You'd think her friends would catch on by now.
00:20:35Well, they've caught on, Gloria.
00:20:37They just don't give a damn.
00:20:38Besides, I doubt she has any true friends.
00:20:40Except Josh, of course.
00:20:42There you go.
00:20:44Handsome.
00:20:45You know, it's all my fault the way she is.
00:20:48I was watching her mother dying for a year.
00:20:51All I did was bury myself in my work.
00:20:54And then when she was finally gone instead of being there for her,
00:20:56I just...
00:20:58I just gave her a lot of stuff.
00:21:01She's a grown woman now.
00:21:03Maybe our little treasure hunt will sort her out.
00:21:06She's the woman I know she can be.
00:21:08I can turn the whole trust over to her.
00:21:09Take the pressure off of me.
00:21:11No.
00:21:12No.
00:21:14I mean...
00:21:15No way.
00:21:21No way.
00:21:22That selfish little bimbo will live to see the day.
00:21:26If I have anything to do it.
00:21:32Damn, I look good.
00:21:44Get your filthy feet off the table, Victor.
00:21:47Flex, sis.
00:21:49Don't call me sis.
00:21:51He doesn't like you here.
00:21:53He thinks you smell funny.
00:21:55And you do.
00:21:59This is what I want you to do.
00:22:01I want you to get a couple of the boys together
00:22:03and stick to them like glue.
00:22:05And then I'll see what I can find out from this end.
00:22:08Is that clear?
00:22:09Get a small crew together and stick to the crew like glue.
00:22:13No.
00:22:14Not them, you pit head.
00:22:17Princess Christie and her moronic brother.
00:22:21You cannot let her get to the end of the hunt.
00:22:24Is that clear?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:27No.
00:22:27You have to make sure that she has an accident.
00:22:31Are you kidding?
00:22:32And then Gerard will find himself in the arms
00:22:36of his trustful and loyal female for companionship.
00:22:41Namely, moi.
00:22:43What if he doesn't?
00:22:45Shut up, Victor.
00:22:47You...
00:22:48Oh, my God!
00:22:49Victor!
00:22:50He can't find you here!
00:22:51You've got to go hide!
00:22:52Hide!
00:22:52Hide!
00:22:53Please!
00:23:04Victor!
00:23:05Have you lost what's left in your brain?
00:23:07You can't hide there!
00:23:09Can you see me there?
00:23:10Of course I can see you there!
00:23:12Hide!
00:23:13I'll see you at the party.
00:23:14Henry.
00:23:17He's set back to the military playboy.
00:23:35I know he's an inner man!
00:23:38Hello and I know he's a killer.
00:23:41What?
00:23:41Welcome for a wonderful, wonderful birthday, baby,
00:23:45Christy.
00:23:47Come on up, darling, come on up.
00:23:49Aroha.
00:24:04Happy birthday, Christy.
00:24:11Let's meet you.
00:24:16A real man who wants to pass away.
00:24:20A real man who wants to love and fear.
00:24:23So there I was, in the jungle.
00:24:26This little village was being attacked daily by an elephant.
00:24:30I went into its hive.
00:24:31They live in hives, you know.
00:24:33It kind of freaked out and, uh, trampled the village.
00:24:38That story didn't turn out as quite as I liked,
00:24:40but I could tell you about the time I tracked and killed Sasquatch.
00:24:49Hector.
00:24:49Oh.
00:24:50Hey, Gerard.
00:24:51I didn't know we were going to be graced by your presence today.
00:24:54Oh, no, no, uh, not graced.
00:24:56Gloria invited me.
00:25:00Have some cake.
00:25:01It's, uh, really good.
00:25:07Hey.
00:25:08Watch it, lady.
00:25:09Oh, my God, you just ruined my dress.
00:25:12Oh, Jesus.
00:25:13Nothing's my problem.
00:25:17Oh, I thought he said terracotta.
00:25:21I actually opened the door and it was an anaconda.
00:25:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:25:25Excuse me, birthday girl's coming through.
00:25:27Excuse me.
00:25:28Happy birthday, Christy.
00:25:30And you are?
00:25:34Max Belvedere.
00:25:35Max Belvedere.
00:25:36You remembered.
00:25:36I know who he is.
00:25:38Hmm?
00:25:38He is the guy from the club the other night.
00:25:41You've got some nerve.
00:25:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:25:44Now, this is my guess.
00:25:45He was invited.
00:25:50Josh, where's my present?
00:25:52Oh, yeah.
00:25:53Here you go, sis.
00:25:56Happy birthday.
00:25:57Thanks.
00:25:58I'm so excited.
00:25:59I hope it's better than the last one.
00:26:0250,000 shares of Google.
00:26:04Like, what good is that?
00:26:12What is this?
00:26:13Oh, it's a compass.
00:26:16A compass?
00:26:17What does it do?
00:26:19Well, this one's symbolic.
00:26:21Symbolic of what?
00:26:22That you're a bad gift giver?
00:26:24It gives direction when you're lost.
00:26:26And you're lost.
00:26:28I'm not lost.
00:26:29I live in Beverly Hills, California.
00:26:33Okay, seriously, Joshy, where's my rare gift?
00:26:36That's it?
00:26:37This is not a rare gift.
00:26:39Where's daddy?
00:26:42Can I keep it?
00:26:45And that's how I got that rash.
00:26:48Excuse me.
00:26:50Oh.
00:26:51Hello.
00:26:51Hello.
00:26:52I'd like to hear a little more of your story.
00:26:55Let me tell you about my giant sea turtle.
00:26:57Victor.
00:27:01Hey.
00:27:02I know I'm a disappointment to you because I lost a tiara.
00:27:05But Joshy gave me a stupid present and nobody loves me.
00:27:10Honey, listen.
00:27:11When you judge someone, you don't define who they are.
00:27:14You define who you are.
00:27:16You have to stop watching Dr. Phil.
00:27:18He's over the top.
00:27:19Christy, I love you. I care about your happiness.
00:27:22So where's my present, then?
00:27:24Me, my, mine. Is that all you could think about, Christy?
00:27:26Yes, it's my birthday, and I should have nice presents, shouldn't I?
00:27:31Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:27:35Here. That's the only present you're gonna get from me. Open it.
00:27:39Is this money?
00:27:42It's a bunch of numbers.
00:27:44Josh and his friend will explain it to you.
00:27:46Is it a Swiss bank account, Daddy?
00:27:48It's a surprise.
00:27:50Daddy, I love your surprises.
00:27:54Josh, don't you dare go anywhere. What is my birthday surprise?
00:27:58What do you mean?
00:27:59Look at it.
00:27:59Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if he told you, would it?
00:28:02Excuse me, whatever your name is, it's none of your business.
00:28:05He's a big part of this. Without him, we're never gonna find your surprise.
00:28:09Oh. I don't think he had the pleasure. Could you please tell me what his numbers are?
00:28:13All right.
00:28:14All right.
00:28:14All right.
00:28:16Well, there are map coordinates to some location somewhere.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:22We're going on a treasure hunt.
00:28:24You know, with backpacks and sleeping bags and your new compass.
00:28:27But I gotta warn you, it's not gonna be easy.
00:28:30We're gonna be climbing up mountains, cold nights, creepy crawlies crawling all over you.
00:28:34And, uh, we need 6.30 a.m.
00:28:37Shocking.
00:28:38So, uh, make sure you're ready.
00:28:40Your curlers and black tables and whatever you want.
00:28:43Whatever!
00:28:44I'll make my own arrangements.
00:28:45Thank you!
00:28:48Happy Birthday!
00:28:52Christy!
00:28:52Christy!
00:28:59Eddie, Josh and his friend are keeping an eye on things.
00:29:02But, uh, I'm a little worried about something that just doesn't seem right.
00:29:06So, let me make some inquiries.
00:29:08And in the meantime, could you see to it that Christy finds what she's looking for?
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:14Thanks, Eddie.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:40You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:42This is unbelievable.
00:29:45What the hell is she thinking?
00:29:48What the hell is she thinking?
00:29:51Oh, man.
00:29:54You have to deal with this, alright? Not me.
00:30:04Good morning, all.
00:30:06Hey.
00:30:07Just a little something I picked up to make my trip a little bit more terrible.
00:30:11Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Princess, but there's no way this monstrosity's gonna go where we're going.
00:30:18Ah, with an experienced guide and driver, we'll have no difficulty.
00:30:26This baby's a beast, I tell you. It's got a shower in there. Haven't seen one of those in weeks.
00:30:30Takes me back to when I used to run pig farms.
00:30:32Look, Princess, this guy's about two fries short of a happy meal.
00:30:36You're jealous.
00:30:37Of what?
00:30:38My looks, my money, my gold, and my moto coach. Just pick any of them.
00:30:44So, long story short, that's how I accidentally became a ref in the NFL.
00:30:49Whatever. Fine.
00:30:50Hey, let me show you where I hid the teepee. End your makeup.
00:30:53Because I...
00:30:54Sure.
00:30:54I've been trying some of that on.
00:31:04Okay, um, guys, let's start with the clue.
00:31:09Christy, could you read it, please?
00:31:23I'll let you have it.
00:31:25Let me see that.
00:31:28Well, just as I thought, these are map coordinates.
00:31:33Is it a treasure map?
00:31:36Finally you come to some use. So where is it?
00:31:42I think this is it.
00:31:49Josh.
00:31:51Josh.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:53Uh-huh.
00:31:54There's box.
00:32:00Bingo.
00:32:01They found something. They did.
00:32:02Being the nice guys that we are, we decided to stage the first clue conveniently close to camp.
00:32:08There's box.
00:32:09Whoa.
00:32:15What is it?
00:32:17Is it the gold?
00:32:18Oh.
00:32:20I can't believe this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24Oh, God.
00:32:25Oh, God.
00:32:26Oh, God.
00:32:26Oh, God.
00:32:27What's Josh?
00:32:27What is it?
00:32:32It's a flash drive.
00:32:34Surprise!
00:32:35I'll get my laptop.
00:32:37I love daddy's surprises.
00:32:39I love daddy's surprises.
00:32:39We all knew she had no clue what that was.
00:32:48Can you see anything?
00:32:50It's a map.
00:32:51A treasure map?
00:32:53Looks like it.
00:32:54No poverty in my legacy.
00:32:57Since when did you ever have to face poverty anyway?
00:33:00It's all relative.
00:33:01I've been going through some tough times lately.
00:33:04Haven't I in style?
00:33:05Sure.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:06It's all relative.
00:33:07You know, I had a relative once.
00:33:10Damnedest thing.
00:33:11Well, what's not relative is out here in the world.
00:33:15Right here and now.
00:33:16I can handle myself.
00:33:18All right.
00:33:19So, why don't you take your shoes off and circle the trailer.
00:33:23And if you can't handle that, you sleep in my tent and I sleep in the trailer.
00:33:28Deal?
00:33:29No deal.
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Deal!
00:33:30Ah, yes!
00:33:32And it's not a trailer, it's a motor coach.
00:33:35Okay.
00:33:36I don't sleep in trailers.
00:33:38You're gonna sleep in a motor coach tonight.
00:33:39Maybe.
00:33:40Yeah, I'm fine.
00:33:41All right, girl.
00:33:42Okay, be careful.
00:33:43Hey, not so fast.
00:33:44Okay.
00:33:47Wait for it.
00:33:48Ah!
00:33:50It's a snake!
00:33:52Coming.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:53It's probably a snail.
00:33:55Couple rules about sleeping in the coach with old Eric here.
00:33:59Number one, don't touch my feet.
00:34:01I've got a fungus.
00:34:03Number two, stay out of the bathroom around 7 p.m.
00:34:06I've got a routine that I need.
00:34:08A little OCD I've got.
00:34:10And if you hear noises, that's just me.
00:34:13Okay.
00:34:15And thirdly, I have night terrors.
00:34:17So I have a tendency to flail around screaming, mommy, mommy.
00:34:37So, we managed to survive our first day without too much drama.
00:34:44Christy slept in a tent for the first time in her life.
00:34:47While Max slept on thousand count sheets.
00:35:00I don't know where the hell I am, Gloria.
00:35:03I lost him sometime back.
00:35:05I've been driving all night.
00:35:07You know how bad my night vision is?
00:35:09I'm freaking lost.
00:35:14What?
00:35:15What?
00:35:16You're breaking up.
00:35:17What?
00:35:18What?
00:35:19You're breaking up.
00:35:20What?
00:35:21What?
00:35:23What?
00:35:27What?
00:35:34Well, looks like we headed over that hill.
00:35:37Bummer.
00:35:38Too bad.
00:35:39I wish it was that smaller hill over there.
00:35:41It's a lot easier.
00:35:43Perhaps I should just stay here.
00:35:45You guys don't really need me.
00:35:49All right.
00:35:50I just thought I was slowing you down.
00:35:53Oh.
00:35:59Oh.
00:36:06Oh.
00:36:10Oh.
00:36:14Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:16Oh.
00:37:03Let's take a break, guys!
00:37:05This is such a nice day!
00:37:07What?
00:37:08I don't want to be last anymore!
00:37:11Can someone trade branches with me?
00:37:14No!
00:37:14Guys!
00:37:17It's an ambulance!
00:37:20We're all gonna die!
00:37:25Huh!
00:37:27Amazing.
00:37:28Seems like Christy's having a good time.
00:37:30It took me a while to realize that Christy's determination to try and be part of the group was just
00:37:37to get Max's attention.
00:37:38Look, if someone doesn't secure her, we're all going down the hill.
00:37:41It's an earthquake!
00:37:42Christy, it's not an earthquake.
00:37:44Stop moving.
00:37:47It's not an avalanche.
00:37:56You are in my face!
00:37:58I would like to be touched!
00:38:05Hello, Christy.
00:38:07I'm fine.
00:38:09I'm good.
00:38:10I'm okay.
00:38:11I'm sure.
00:38:11I'm fine now.
00:38:12Hold on.
00:38:13I'm fine.
00:38:16I'm fine.
00:38:17I'm fine.
00:38:18I'm fine.
00:38:32I'm fine.
00:38:45I'm fine.
00:38:46I'm fine.
00:38:47I'm fine.
00:38:48I'm fine.
00:38:49I'm fine.
00:38:49Come here, man.
00:38:51Ouch!
00:38:52What's wrong?
00:38:53Can you please take me back to the motorcoach?
00:38:57How?
00:38:57She said please.
00:38:59Yeah, she probably bumped her head.
00:39:03Ouch!
00:39:04Is she okay?
00:39:13There's something about the desert air.
00:39:15It's warm winds can even melt the coldest icebergs.
00:39:20Given enough time, a transformation was taking place in all of us.
00:39:25We could all feel it.
00:39:28We're in the wild, right?
00:39:31There we go.
00:39:33That's how it's gone in the wild.
00:39:35I got a wrestling fight with a water buffalo.
00:39:38It's all that you are going to assume.
00:39:40We're on the coast.
00:39:42It's leaking intense.
00:39:44It's rolling down mountains.
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:47Well, we're going to need more to make.
00:39:50What?
00:39:51You and me.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:52I have gas.
00:39:54Lots and lots of gas.
00:39:56All right, everybody.
00:39:58Good night.
00:39:59Good night.
00:39:59Good night, Max.
00:40:01Good night.
00:40:02Good night.
00:40:04He left all his food.
00:40:05Look at that.
00:40:06Good night, Max.
00:40:12See you next week.
00:40:12Yeah, it's me.
00:40:14Yeah, I don't know about this anymore.
00:40:16I kind of like these people.
00:40:17Shut up.
00:40:18You've got deep issues, really deep issues.
00:40:21I mean, you don't need a psychologist.
00:40:24You need to go to Vienna.
00:40:25Back where they really study psychology.
00:40:27I mean, you need Carl Jung,
00:40:29something really messed up in your head
00:40:31to be screwing with these people this bad.
00:40:33I mean...
00:40:34Get me the location.
00:40:35Whatever.
00:40:36Listen.
00:40:39I'll get what you need, okay?
00:40:40But that's it.
00:40:41I'm out of here after that, okay?
00:40:44Hello?
00:40:45Hello?
00:40:47Did you hang up?
00:40:50Hang up.
00:40:53Coordinates.
00:40:56Did you get the location?
00:40:58Not yet, but we are close.
00:41:01Gloria's gonna be all over me
00:41:03if I don't get that location.
00:41:14I'm gonna go find a professional casino
00:41:16where there's no idiots.
00:41:20Boss, boss.
00:41:21Bring some more.
00:41:22Not spice, okay?
00:41:24Shut up.
00:41:26Don't.
00:41:27Spice.
00:41:28Give me gas.
00:41:35Estelle!
00:41:36Where is that latte?
00:41:37Coming right up!
00:41:38Coming right up!
00:41:39Oh, Jesus!
00:41:41She's...
00:41:41I guess the magic of last night
00:41:44has worn off.
00:41:45Oh, boy.
00:41:47The demon woman's back.
00:41:48I can't function without latte.
00:41:51I said they cannot function.
00:41:53Christy did a pretty good job
00:41:55hiding her misery in the desert.
00:41:57Sometimes she slips.
00:41:58Oh, my ankle is killing me.
00:42:01As she was not getting Max's attention,
00:42:03she went to work,
00:42:04a la Christy style.
00:42:05We're gonna call Eddie.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07He's not far from here.
00:42:08His wife is a nurse.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hurry.
00:42:12Hurry, I'm still waiting for latte.
00:42:14I can't function without my latte!
00:42:17For God's sakes,
00:42:18will somebody call somebody?
00:42:20Her words are like nails on a chalkboard!
00:42:23Oh, it's too hot!
00:42:25Eddie?
00:42:25Uh, uh...
00:42:26Hey, we're here at the camp.
00:42:27This is an ankle.
00:42:28So I'm back!
00:42:29I've had 15 minutes before.
00:42:30Okay.
00:42:31Ouch!
00:42:32Ouch!
00:42:44It wasn't any surprise
00:42:46that Christy was faking her sprained ankle
00:42:48just to get attention from Max.
00:42:52I don't think Max was buying it.
00:42:55You know, I think we should go to town
00:42:57and take you to a doctor.
00:42:58Oh, no, no.
00:42:59Eddie's here.
00:43:04Howdy, folks!
00:43:05What's wrong?
00:43:06Y'all look a little down.
00:43:07Got a hitch in your get-along?
00:43:09Yeah, Christy got a flat tire here.
00:43:13Let me have a look at that ankle.
00:43:19Hmm.
00:43:20I think we'd better have Wilma take a look at that.
00:43:22I'll take you back to the house.
00:43:23I'll be all right.
00:43:25I don't know.
00:43:2620 years of marriage with that woman.
00:43:28Never seen a better nurse.
00:43:29She'll fix you right up.
00:43:30Thanks, Eddie.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:33I'm just going to slip into something more appropriate then.
00:43:37Ouch.
00:43:39Ouch!
00:43:40Estelle!
00:43:41Ouch!
00:43:43Estelle!
00:44:00Estelle!
00:44:30And what are you?
00:44:32I'm a nurse. What are you?
00:44:34I meant, what are you doing?
00:44:36Oh, we're rehearsing for the Giants. Acting, dancing. Eddie's our manager.
00:44:43First, we need to get that foot taken care of. Then we can gab.
00:44:47Yeah, all right. Let's do it.
00:44:52What's that?
00:44:53Oh, we have a pool going on to see how much longer you're going to last on this gold hunt
00:44:57of yours.
00:44:58What?
00:44:59Look at yourself, Missy. Do you actually think that you belong out here?
00:45:03Why wouldn't I?
00:45:04Well, most of us provide some worthwhile services to society.
00:45:09Oh, but wait a minute. Every society needs a ditzy, rich blonde that we can all read about in the
00:45:14magazines.
00:45:16All right, that's enough.
00:45:18Okay, come on, guys. Lay off.
00:45:20Whatever.
00:45:30In many ways, you remind me of your mother.
00:45:33You knew my mom?
00:45:35I was with her up to the very end, you know.
00:45:40You were?
00:45:43I adored your mother.
00:45:45She had a heart of gold.
00:45:52So, how is it?
00:45:55Much better, thanks.
00:45:56When you're ready to go, I'll run you on back to camp.
00:46:00Thank you both.
00:46:02You're welcome.
00:46:09Eddie, I didn't know you and Wilma knew my mother.
00:46:13Oh, you've known your family forever, I think.
00:46:17Ever since you was just a little thing.
00:46:19All this land here, over a hundred acres of it, all belongs to your pop.
00:46:23Oh, I didn't know that.
00:46:25I've been managing it for over 40 years for him.
00:46:28That's how Josh got hooked up with your family.
00:46:30He was with me first, and your pop turned it into a movie ranch just after I met him.
00:46:35Really?
00:46:36Really?
00:47:01Thanks, Eddie.
00:47:04Love you.
00:47:05Love you, my baby.
00:47:06Mommy, mommy's home.
00:47:18Hey, are you having trouble sleeping?
00:47:21How's your foot?
00:47:23Much better, thank you.
00:47:26You, uh, you care to take a walk?
00:47:30That's cute.
00:47:32But I can fix that.
00:47:33Okay.
00:47:38All right.
00:47:39Let's try it on.
00:47:44A little loose.
00:47:46Thanks.
00:47:48Just my style.
00:47:49Yeah, it kind of matches your outfit, right?
00:47:55All right.
00:47:55I can trip and fall.
00:47:57Well, I'll be there to catch you.
00:48:05So, shall we?
00:48:09I've never seen so many stars.
00:48:12Look, there's a shooting star.
00:48:14Where?
00:48:15Right there.
00:48:16Make a wish.
00:48:18I wish I could believe in that.
00:48:21I wish I could believe in that.
00:48:22Well, I believe that anything's possible if you make it happen.
00:48:27I begin to wonder what I'm doing here.
00:48:30Maybe I should just go home.
00:48:32Nah, you shouldn't.
00:48:35I'm not sure I belong here.
00:48:39Well, we all have obstacles to overcome.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:44Mine's gambling.
00:48:46So, now I just play slot machines.
00:48:51Everything's going to be okay, Christy.
00:48:53For both of us.
00:48:55For both of us?
00:48:58Yeah.
00:49:01For both of us.
00:49:23Rise and shine.
00:49:26Rise and shine?
00:49:28Rise and shine?
00:49:29Wait a second.
00:49:30Who are you?
00:49:31And what have you done to Christy?
00:49:32And what happened to where's my latte?
00:49:35What a good idea, Estelle.
00:49:37Let's make some lattes.
00:49:42It's a beautiful day for the treasure hunt.
00:49:45Definitely.
00:49:54I don't know what's going on here.
00:49:56Romantic walks and moonlight serenades.
00:50:00I would check the oil, okay?
00:50:15Hello, Gloria.
00:50:17Come in.
00:50:18Victor, you dimwit.
00:50:21What?
00:50:22Idiot.
00:50:23Victor.
00:50:24What?
00:50:25Hello?
00:50:26Victor?
00:50:26Gloria, hello.
00:50:28Come in.
00:50:29Why isn't that blonde, big bull bitch pushing up daisies yet?
00:50:32What?
00:50:33Hello?
00:50:35Victor?
00:50:36Damn.
00:50:37Damn.
00:50:38Damn, you buffoon.
00:50:48God, I hate cell phones.
00:50:50Cool it, Victor.
00:50:51We know where they are now.
00:50:53Gloria can't just chill.
00:50:54Yeah, we know where the base camp is, not the gold.
00:51:01Look at that.
00:51:03They all fell down.
00:51:06Spicy.
00:51:18I took a taxi to a plane.
00:51:25From a flight, I took a taxi to a runaway train.
00:51:37There you go, Josh.
00:51:39Why, thank you.
00:51:45I don't need a compass for where I'm going.
00:51:51The moon of love will light my way.
00:52:04You guys want to get a tent or something?
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:16You guys want to get a tent or something?
00:52:25You guys want to get a tent, I think.
00:52:26Okay, let's go one step to the left.
00:52:29One step to the left.
00:52:31Another two steps to the left.
00:52:33Two steps to the left.
00:52:34And one step to the right.
00:52:37One step to the right.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:43Bingo.
00:52:44Where?
00:52:44This is so exciting.
00:52:47There must have been an alien abduction last night.
00:52:50What kind of spell did you put on my sister?
00:52:52Voila.
00:52:53It's a cave.
00:52:54It's a cave?
00:52:55Let me see.
00:52:56Let me see.
00:52:56Let me see.
00:52:58Right over there to the right.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:01Oh, you're a genius.
00:53:03You found my gold.
00:53:04Let's go.
00:53:05Let's go.
00:53:06Yay!
00:53:11All right, we're almost there.
00:53:13We better get our jackets out.
00:53:14It's going to be cold inside.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16Wow.
00:53:23It's dark in there.
00:53:24Yep.
00:53:25Let's go.
00:53:25Look.
00:53:26Be careful.
00:53:27There may be really large bats inside.
00:53:30What?
00:53:30Just kidding.
00:53:48Someone's already been in here.
00:53:50Yeah, yeah.
00:53:50I think I saw some Bigfoot tracks down there.
00:54:01Oh my god.
00:54:03Please.
00:54:04It wasn't me.
00:54:05My bad.
00:54:06It's all this kneeling down.
00:54:11What the hell?
00:54:12It's a dead end.
00:54:13This can't be right.
00:54:14Check the coordinates again.
00:54:20They're right.
00:54:22Open it.
00:54:23Open it.
00:54:23Maybe it's a door.
00:54:27It's a metal plate.
00:54:30Let me see if I can push it open.
00:54:32There's something blocking it.
00:54:35Look.
00:54:36I found something.
00:54:37Let me see.
00:54:39That's a key, but I don't see a keyhole.
00:54:44What's that?
00:54:46It's a little something Santa left me.
00:54:51What?
00:54:52Huh?
00:54:52All right, guys.
00:54:54Back up.
00:54:55We've only got a couple of seconds.
00:55:08Aaaaaaaaaa!
00:55:11Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
00:55:12Ahhhh!
00:55:16Pascot!
00:55:17Why that shot?
00:55:18Who...
00:55:18Who missed you?
00:55:20You ruined my shot!
00:55:21You ruined my shot!
00:55:23Why you do that?
00:55:24Marty, did you hire these extras?
00:55:25You were so fired!
00:55:27You were so fired!
00:55:29Marty, Marty, did you hire these extras here?
00:55:32Why, Marty, Marty, who did this extra?
00:55:34Do you order them?
00:55:35You making the boom in the back?
00:55:36What you do?
00:55:36No, no, no.
00:55:37Wait, let me see now.
00:55:37God, shut the...
00:55:39Marty, you're fired!
00:55:40You're fired!
00:55:41Shut the...
00:55:43You're all fired!
00:55:45You're all fired!
00:55:46Get off of my back!
00:55:48What is that?
00:55:49Whew!
00:55:51Well, that obviously wasn't the right coordinates.
00:55:53Well, it's the right place.
00:55:54We must be just off a little.
00:55:56But we are at the cave.
00:55:57Covers a lot of area, Christy.
00:56:00Let's go back to the camp and try this again in the morning
00:56:03when we have the exact coordinates.
00:56:05That sounds like a plan.
00:56:05All right, hold on.
00:56:07Now, did anyone else find that a little odd?
00:56:09Uh, not at all.
00:56:11What'd you expect?
00:56:12It's Daddy's movie, Ranch.
00:56:18Spicy.
00:56:25Hello?
00:56:29Way to look out, Higgins.
00:56:32Want to hear what I got or not?
00:56:44This changes the whole playing field now, doesn't it?
00:56:47Now, you promised no one will get hurt, right?
00:56:49Eh, nobody gets hurt.
00:56:50Get the cash and return the girl.
00:56:52Just the cash.
00:56:56I'm gonna hit her with a dart or something?
00:56:58What are you doing?
00:56:59I don't know.
00:56:59What do you mean, you don't know?
00:57:01Nobody's gonna get hurt.
00:57:01No one will get hurt, then.
00:57:03Why do you keep throwing darts when you say no one's gonna get hurt?
00:57:05Are you gonna hurt her with a dart or something?
00:57:07Just the cash.
00:57:08That's all I want.
00:57:10You're doing it again.
00:57:11Are you saying yes to the cash and no to the hurt?
00:57:13Just the cash, no girl.
00:57:15I gave you that knowing that you wouldn't hurt her.
00:57:17Eh, you're not convincing me here.
00:57:19Are you all right?
00:57:20I mean, it's...
00:57:21You just want cash and returning girl.
00:57:23Just the cash.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:29Good.
00:57:29Nice place you have here.
00:57:33Higgins?
00:57:40Raffi!
00:57:41Raffi!
00:57:42Raffi's missing!
00:57:43Where could she be?
00:57:44Raffi!
00:57:44Well, when was the last time you saw her?
00:57:46She was sleeping next to me like always!
00:57:49It's gonna be okay.
00:57:50We're gonna find her.
00:57:50Okay, everybody.
00:57:51Let's check the area.
00:57:52We're gonna find her.
00:57:53Let's go.
00:57:54Raffi!
00:57:55Raffi!
00:57:56Raffi!
00:57:58I'm sure we'll find her.
00:57:59She's probably around here somewhere, taking a whiz.
00:58:02Raffi!
00:58:05Raffi!
00:58:06Raffi!
00:58:07Raffi!
00:58:07Come here!
00:58:08Raffi!
00:58:09Raffi!
00:58:10Raffi!
00:58:11Oh, I think I...
00:58:12No, that's not her.
00:58:13Thought I saw something.
00:58:15Raffi!
00:58:17Raffi!
00:58:18Raffi!
00:58:18This is bad.
00:58:18If we don't find Raffi, it's like a year of therapy.
00:58:23Raffi!
00:58:24Raffi!
00:58:26Raffi!
00:58:27Raffi!
00:58:27Raffi, where are you?
00:58:35Raffi!
00:58:39Raffi!
00:58:43Raffi!
00:58:49Raffi...
00:58:50Raffi!
00:58:51Raffi!
00:58:57Raffi...
00:59:04Risa, you hit me in the mouth.
00:59:06Sorry, boss.
00:59:08You don't seem sorry.
00:59:10I hurt.
00:59:29I'll be taking that.
00:59:32Okay, everybody.
00:59:34As of right now, the plan goes into effect.
00:59:37You whiny little brat.
00:59:39Thought you could outsmart me, didn't you?
00:59:42Victor.
00:59:43Oh, right. Gotta go.
01:00:01Ruffie's back. She's dragging something.
01:00:10It's addressed to Prince Benedict.
01:00:12Let me see that.
01:00:19You've got your pain in the ass of a sister.
01:00:22That spoiled, uneducated, miserly, two-timing.
01:00:26I mean, it just keeps going.
01:00:28If you want to see her alive again,
01:00:30put the coordinates for the treasure in a brown paper bag.
01:00:34Leave it under the wagon wheel, next to the oil drum,
01:00:37by the tree, next to the Red Rock gas station.
01:00:40Bring the coordinates and we'll bring the princess from hell.
01:00:42It says we're very desperate ex-communists from Spain.
01:00:47No, Spain's crossed out.
01:00:49Kazakhstan, spelled incorrectly, is put in its place.
01:00:53So we're obviously dealing with professionals here.
01:00:57What the hell are we going to do?
01:01:00I want to get to the car. My phone's in there.
01:01:09Eddie, I'm afraid my suspicions were right.
01:01:12They've kidnapped Christy.
01:01:20Put me through to Lester Perkins.
01:01:22Hey, it's almost 12 o'clock.
01:01:24We should get going.
01:01:25Yeah, I hope Eddie can track them from here.
01:01:27The finish is real close.
01:01:29And then what are we going to do?
01:01:30I don't know how to find her.
01:01:33That's comforting.
01:01:45What?
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What? I can't understand a word you're saying.
01:01:53Oh, for God's sakes.
01:01:56Ouch! You're the one who let Ruffy out, aren't you?
01:02:00Ruffy's back. She's fine.
01:02:01I would never have hurt her, okay?
01:02:04Just relax.
01:02:07Eric.
01:02:09What?
01:02:09These ropes are hurting me.
01:02:11Don't tell me a girl like you has never been tied up before.
01:02:14I'm sure you're enjoying it, okay?
01:02:16But they are too tight.
01:02:17What's wrong with being tied up?
01:02:18It's nice to be tied up sometimes.
01:02:20I like being tied up sometimes, you know?
01:02:22It's kind of cool.
01:02:23Just sit back and go with it, okay?
01:02:27I'll give you a surprise.
01:02:30Really?
01:02:31Mm-hmm.
01:02:34What the hell?
01:02:35This is all going to crap anyway, right?
01:02:37I mean, you're going to give me a surprise.
01:02:39I'm sure into that because you got a couple nice surprises there, if you know what I mean.
01:02:43They look pretty nice.
01:02:44Let's have that surprise.
01:02:45Thanks for staring at my breath.
01:02:48Thanks for letting Ruffy out.
01:02:50Oh, my God.
01:02:51Thanks for pissing me off.
01:02:56Is that it?
01:02:57Sit down, bitch.
01:02:59Nobody calls me bitch, bitch.
01:03:02Don't you just love a good beach fight?
01:03:06I beg your pardon, sir.
01:03:08Those two happen to be beautiful ladies.
01:03:10I'll give you five to one on the one with the big rack.
01:03:12Don't bat on her.
01:03:13She's going to be dead when Gloria gets here.
01:03:16Ah!
01:03:17In fact, so are you.
01:03:20I think I forgot to lock my car.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:25All righty.
01:03:26You want to do this?
01:03:27Okay.
01:03:28Okey-dokey.
01:03:30I'll be back to deal with you later, sugar plums.
01:03:33Daddy's going to go to work.
01:03:34All right, meathead.
01:03:36How about this?
01:03:37You like that?
01:03:38I got another one.
01:03:40Oh, yeah.
01:03:40Oh, okay.
01:03:41You want to still stand, huh?
01:03:42Come on, now.
01:03:45You son of a bitch.
01:03:46I hate you.
01:03:47Oh, my God.
01:03:48Oh, look at it.
01:03:49I'm not a good dancer.
01:03:51Oh.
01:03:52Oh.
01:03:55Oh.
01:04:02I can't believe you just swallowed the dart.
01:04:06Ooh.
01:04:08Little sugar wants to dance, I see.
01:04:10Oh!
01:04:10And I'll kiss on the first date.
01:04:16I am tired of this.
01:04:32You bitch.
01:04:48Told you I'd get you, sweet cheeks.
01:04:54If I were you, I'd run.
01:04:56I'm taking this.
01:04:59Thanks for the surprise.
01:05:36Turn left.
01:05:3830 feet.
01:05:40Turn right at next junction.
01:05:42Go straight.
01:05:43Stop.
01:05:45This is a dead end.
01:05:46Go back.
01:05:47Turn left.
01:05:49Turn right.
01:05:50Go back.
01:05:52Turn around.
01:05:53Circle back.
01:05:5550 feet.
01:05:56And turn left.
01:05:57Stop.
01:05:58Go back.
01:05:59Where are you going?
01:06:01Go straight.
01:06:02Turn right.
01:06:0410 feet.
01:06:05Where are you going?
01:06:07Rats.
01:06:07You are lost.
01:06:23What is Victor doing here?
01:06:35What is Victor doing here?
01:06:37What is Victor doing here?
01:06:38What is Victor doing here?
01:06:40What is Victor doing here?
01:06:46What is Victor doing here?
01:06:52What is Victor doing here?
01:06:54What is Victor doing here?
01:06:54What is Victor doing here?
01:06:56What is Victor doing here?
01:06:57What is Victor doing here?
01:06:57What is Victor doing here?
01:06:58What is Victor doing here?
01:06:59What is Victor doing here?
01:06:59What is Victor doing here?
01:07:01What is Victor doing here?
01:07:02What is Victor doing here?
01:07:04What is Victor doing here?
01:07:29We may be making a mistake giving them the coordinates.
01:07:35Hello?
01:07:36Yeah?
01:07:38Eddie has Christy.
01:07:44Let's go get Christy.
01:07:46I'm driving.
01:07:48Okay, we're going.
01:07:53Turn left. Blue drone. 200 feet ahead.
01:07:57I have a question, ma'am. Are these the right directions?
01:08:00Turn right. Burma Road. 50 feet ahead.
01:08:03You heard it, lady.
01:08:05Turn right!
01:08:07We're gonna get rescued!
01:08:12No backseat driving!
01:08:24Huh, you two shut your mouth every once in a while and you figure out where I'm going.
01:08:29All right, let's get to work.
01:08:32Yeah, we ought to figure.
01:08:34Hey, Higgins, give me your clue.
01:08:36No, no, boss. This mine.
01:08:37Come on, Higgins.
01:08:38I'm big guy.
01:08:39You know you're disrespectful, Higgins.
01:08:41Oh my gosh, Eddie, it's them!
01:08:44Well, well, well.
01:08:47I'll handle this.
01:08:48Well, isn't this cute?
01:08:50Coming around, huh?
01:08:52You want it with the right?
01:08:53You want it with the left?
01:08:54Or should I pile drive you into the dirt?
01:08:55Oh, boy.
01:08:59What?
01:09:01Good job, Eddie.
01:09:02I will...
01:09:05I will pound you into the dirt!
01:09:08You little creep.
01:09:08Yeah, you need a bat.
01:09:10Get me out of this thing.
01:09:12Piggins.
01:09:12Take care of that.
01:09:13Matt!
01:09:14Christy!
01:09:17What's up, pretty boy?
01:09:18Want a piece of piece?
01:09:19Yeah, we are.
01:09:28Nobody move!
01:09:29Eric!
01:09:30What is this all about?
01:09:32Well, Christy, Gloria, and her brother Victor over here
01:09:35have been siphoning millions off your inheritance from your estate.
01:09:40You idiot!
01:09:41Aw!
01:09:41Get her off, babe!
01:09:43Eat it!
01:09:43Risa!
01:09:44Why don't you give it a break, okay?
01:09:46You heard him.
01:09:47Give it a rest!
01:09:48Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:09:53What?
01:09:54I thought you were an actor.
01:09:56I actually have more aspirations of being a director.
01:09:59Whoa, I'm sorry.
01:10:00I'm just trying to figure this out.
01:10:02So you're a mole for my dad, a spy for Risa, a driver for my sister, and an FBI agent.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:09With aspirations to act and direct.
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:12That pretty much sums it up.
01:10:14Wow.
01:10:14Does that make you a quadruple agent?
01:10:18I guess so, yeah.
01:10:19And I thought my life was complicated.
01:10:22Victor here and Gloria have been planning this for God knows how long.
01:10:25It's only until the treasure hunt that this all came out in the open.
01:10:28I'm really sorry I had to deceive you guys.
01:10:30No.
01:10:30We thank you.
01:10:32Well, we'll always have the hill.
01:10:34It was a good fall there, Josh.
01:10:38All right.
01:10:46Now let's go get Gloria.
01:10:50It's been a crazy week.
01:10:52From the bar fights, falling down a mountain, being part of an FBI sting.
01:10:57You know what?
01:10:58We should just have a rest over here and take the load off.
01:11:03Hey, I have an idea.
01:11:05I'm feeling kind of lucky about the day.
01:11:08How about we give it one more shot with the treasure?
01:11:12Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:13You're right.
01:11:14You're right.
01:11:15Check the GPS.
01:11:18Wow.
01:11:19We may just get lucky here.
01:11:20Really?
01:11:21We're pretty close.
01:11:22Let me have a look.
01:11:23All right.
01:11:25I'll just protect Christy here.
01:11:27Oh, thank you.
01:11:27I got the bat.
01:11:28Make sure she's safe.
01:11:30Thanks, Joshy.
01:11:32Hey, Eddie, how you doing?
01:11:34I'm just waiting to see how this all plays out.
01:11:59Wow.
01:12:03She's worth a lot of money.
01:12:07All right.
01:12:11Found out treasure.
01:12:12Let me see.
01:12:14Happy birthday, sis.
01:12:17Do you have the key?
01:12:20It's already open.
01:12:24Let's see what's inside.
01:12:25Okay.
01:12:30It's a note.
01:12:34My dear princess, happy birthday.
01:12:38Never forget who you are.
01:12:40Remember and please live by what I always said.
01:12:44Live to love.
01:12:48I love you with all my heart.
01:12:51Forever.
01:12:52Mom.
01:13:00It's a diary.
01:13:05It's my mom's legacy.
01:13:07The proof of her heritage.
01:13:11She was a real princess.
01:13:14And that makes me...
01:13:19Princess.
01:13:21That's all I ever wanted to be.
01:13:24I always knew you were a princess.
01:13:26Thank you, Josh, for showing me what matters most in life.
01:13:30Family, friends, and love.
01:13:35You threw me.
01:13:37Let her go.
01:13:37Shut up.
01:13:39Take that.
01:13:45Oh.
01:13:49Oh.
01:13:49Uh.
01:13:51Sorry.
01:13:52Got a little excited there.
01:13:53I've never punched a man before.
01:13:55Huh?
01:14:03That's two today.
01:14:05I'm on a roll, man.
01:14:05Eddie.
01:14:06Handcuffs.
01:14:18Yo, Eric.
01:14:19Uh.
01:14:19I forgot your real name.
01:14:21Get back here.
01:14:22I got another one for you.
01:14:24See you guys later.
01:14:25Oh my god.
01:14:26Oh my god.
01:14:34Christy.
01:14:37You're gonna be my princess.
01:14:39Please.
01:14:50Guys, please, you need to wait till later, I'm still here.
01:14:54I think I just vomit a little bit in my mouth.
01:14:57Like, could we please?
01:14:57I need to take a shower.
01:14:59I've been in the desert for three days.
01:15:00Wait a minute.
01:15:02I know of a place.
01:15:03Yeah?
01:15:04Is there any shopping?
01:15:08Just kidding.
01:15:28Gloria, I've been going away for a very, very long time.
01:15:32Just let me get this around here.
01:15:35Hang on a second.
01:15:35Oh, for goodness sake.
01:15:39Oh, you're good at that.
01:15:43Damn!
01:15:44Whoopsie daisy.
01:15:46You're going to probably need that.
01:15:48There you go.
01:15:49You need that in prison.
01:15:51It's money.
01:15:53Gerard, pleasure doing business with you.
01:15:54Lester Perkins, you're a good man.
01:15:57I am going to one of those country club prisons, am I not?
01:16:00I'm afraid not.
01:16:01You see all those prisons are filled up with politicians at the moment.
01:16:05You're going to maximum security prison.
01:16:07Well, maybe there's something we could work out.
01:16:10Well, I could send you the loony bin, but they have nicer pillows.
01:16:13But that's because of the shock treatment.
01:16:15Let me think about it.
01:16:16Take her away.
01:16:18Oh, what's the nail?
01:16:20Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:16:31All right.
01:16:32My expert treasure hunting skills leads me to believe that the gold is right...
01:16:39Here.
01:16:40Wait.
01:16:52Oh, man.
01:16:53What's happening here?
01:16:55This is crazy, man.
01:16:57Can I see that real quick?
01:17:02Are you sure you know what you're doing?
01:17:04Let me teach you a little something.
01:17:05Josh, don't do it!
01:17:08Whoa!
01:17:09Whoa!
01:17:10Whoa!
01:17:10I guess not, man.
01:17:12Are you okay, Joshy?
01:17:13Joshy!
01:17:14I thought you could skateboard.
01:17:28So now you know how I ended up here.
01:17:31Surrounded by the gold and the beautiful.
01:17:40When you looked at me, I see reflected all I can be.
01:17:51You pulled me up to higher ground, so my spirit...
01:17:59After the transformation in the desert and getting her inheritance back,
01:18:04Christy founded a charity for single parent kids.
01:18:07Cat.
01:18:15What a lucky girl.
01:18:21Crazy girl.
01:18:22Oh, I want it to be
01:18:26It should be finally end
01:18:31My sweet masculine life
01:18:35Princess, will you marry me?
01:18:40Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:18:45And they lived happily ever after.
01:18:47Mission accomplished.
01:18:48Or not.
01:18:51So, is Christy really a princess?
01:19:00So the treasure hunt did change Christy.
01:19:05Okay, but not all that much.
01:19:09The only downside was we had to rush little Ruffy back into therapy.
01:19:15It seems the trauma of the treasure hunt had given poor Ruffy an eating disorder.
01:19:31So in the end, Christy will always be Christy. And we love her just the way she is.
01:19:36Well, most of the time.
01:19:39Where is my latte? I simply cannot function without my latte!
01:19:44Oh, I'm okay.
01:20:13I'm okay.
01:20:14The winner takes all or nothing.
01:20:22Give me, give me, give me it all.
01:20:25No matter where the ship may fall.
01:20:28The winner takes all or nothing at all.
01:20:34The winner takes all or nothing at all.
01:20:36Turn your head around.
01:20:38Thank you!
01:20:53...
01:20:54Don't make that same mistake
01:20:58Cause when you kill it satisfies your soul
01:21:05Your soul
01:21:09Give me, give me, give me your heart
01:21:11You're never where the chips may fall
01:21:15Now that you are found
01:21:17It takes all your love
01:21:23Give me, give me, give me your heart
01:21:25You turned your head around
01:21:27No matter where the chips may fall
01:21:29Now that you are found
01:21:31It takes all your love
01:21:34You're so proud
01:21:41Give me, give me, give me your heart
01:21:44No matter where the chips may fall
01:21:47Now that you are found
01:21:54Just the way you look at me
01:22:00I see reflected all I can be
01:22:06You pull me up to higher ground
01:22:13So my spirit can reach the sky
01:22:19You touched my soul
01:22:24And opened a door for me
01:22:30You pulled me up to where I wanted to be
01:22:41And it surely finally ends
01:22:47As we met
01:22:50As my life began
01:22:53And now you help me
01:22:58Clearly see all the power
01:23:02Inside of me
01:23:18You touched my soul
01:23:22You touched my soul
01:23:23And opened a new world for me
01:23:29Oh you, you pulled me up to where I wanted to be
01:23:41And you, you touched my soul
01:23:46And opened a new world for me
01:23:52Oh you, you pulled me up to where I wanted to be
01:24:04And you, you touched my soul
01:24:10And you, you touched my soul
01:24:12And opened a new world for me
01:24:17You, you pulled me up to where I wanted to be
01:24:27And you, you touched my soul
01:24:30And once again, you kept my soul
01:24:31And once again, you touched your soul
01:24:33And you, you touched my soul
01:24:34And when you moved to where I wanted to be
01:24:34And you, you touched my soul
01:24:37Shall I rather do
01:24:39Shall I rather do
01:24:39Hmm
01:24:39ata document
01:24:40Emm
01:24:40You
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