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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Chinese car maker that as been issued a patent for an in-vehicle toilet system. Will Chuck be the first to buy a car with a toilet inside so he can use the bathroom while driving?
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00:03Whoa!!!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the Carnival.
00:06Cotton Candy 5 hour energy!
00:08It tastes like a Carnival Zero Sugar!
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:23Alright Chuck, in the future,
00:26you could just drop a deuce on your way into work.
00:29Oh, my God, guys.
00:31It would save me a lot.
00:33It would save me a lot.
00:35A Chinese car company has filed a patent for an in-vehicle toilet.
00:40You guys want to ride somewhere?
00:43This is not the type of bathroom you might see in larger vehicles like buses or camper vans.
00:49This is built into the seat of your car or SUV.
00:56It's built right into the seat.
01:00That is fantastic.
01:03It slides out from under your seat like a drawer.
01:06You drop your deuce and then slide it back.
01:11I'd never be late again, Dave.
01:12I'd never be late again.
01:14Where does the poop go?
01:15It goes into some sort of poop vessel.
01:19Yes.
01:20And how do you empty out said poop?
01:22That's disgusting.
01:23Very carefully.
01:24Very carefully.
01:25You got to do it like a bedpan?
01:26Or can you take it to a gas station?
01:28Maybe I can just hit a button if I'm over top of a sewer or something.
01:32Well, it stores it in a tank with a rotating heating element, which evaporates the pee and dries out the
01:39poop.
01:39Okay.
01:40And then it becomes like a, yeah.
01:43It cooks.
01:43Gives you little turd burgers.
01:44They always think of everything.
01:45I know.
01:45They really have.
01:46They cooked the poop.
01:48Cook my turds up.
01:50And dry out my piss.
01:51And then just blow it off into the breeze.
01:54There's a TV station talking about it here.
01:56If you've ever been stuck in traffic with nowhere to go, relief could soon be built right into your car.
02:02A Chinese electric vehicle maker, Ceres, has been granted a patent for an in-vehicle toilet that slides out from
02:10under a passenger seat.
02:12Yes.
02:12Okay.
02:13I mean...
02:14No, Omar.
02:15I'm not mad at you.
02:16No, come on.
02:17The design is meant for long road trips, camping, or just sitting in traffic.
02:22Come on, though.
02:23Do not do that in traffic.
02:25The toilet can be activated.
02:27I'll look right at you, Dave.
02:28It includes a fan, an exhaust system to help control odors.
02:31Waste will be stored in a tank that needs to be emptied, man.
02:34What are you doing over there?
02:36What are you doing, man?
02:37You know what I'm doing.
02:38No, man!
02:40I'm pooping!
02:41Then you gotta wipe.
02:42How are you wiping?
02:44That's a good question.
02:44I wonder if it's a bidet-like system.
02:48Okay, but still, you're nude from the waist down.
02:52I am.
02:53You're right.
02:53How are you getting around that?
02:55Maybe there's a blankie that comes over top of me.
02:59Some kind of blankie.
03:02I don't like it.
03:03I love it.
03:04I'll control odors.
03:05Waste will be...
03:06Oh, yeah, if you missed that, there's an exhaust fan to take care of odors.
03:10That's fantastic.
03:11...stored in a tank that needs to be emptied manually.
03:13No word on when or if the cars will hit the market.
03:16If this is in the passenger seat, that means someone is sitting right next to you in the driver's seat.
03:20This is just wrong.
03:23By the way, it's voice activated.
03:25You could be like, need to poop!
03:27Yes.
03:30Code brown.
03:33Series.
03:34Code brown.
03:36And then the seat comes back.
03:37The toilet just is under my butt.
03:40I'm telling you, man.
03:41It's wild.
03:42Wait until it malfunctions.
03:43And you gotta, you know...
03:45I mean, that's bad.
03:46Oh, God.
03:46Can't flush it.
03:47Wait till I clog it.
03:48It backs up.
03:48Yeah, wait till I clog it.
03:50Oh, God.
03:50Oh, no.
03:51Yeah.
03:52I'm gonna put it through its paces.
03:53I'll tell you that.
03:55It's never...
03:56You know what?
03:56That's who should be testing.
03:58Yeah, he should be.
03:58They should get Chuck in there.
03:59Okay, unleash the diarrhea.
04:01Let's see if it can handle it.
04:02They would know within...
04:04I'd say a one...
04:06Like a one-week period, they would know that their whole idea is for naught.
04:11Like it's not...
04:12It won't work.
04:13It just won't work.
04:15And I feel like half of that time, it would be smooth sailing for them.
04:20What does that mean?
04:22Well...
04:22You know, I can't imagine that any kind of, like, loose stuff would cause any type of problem
04:30for this thing.
04:30But you drop a big old turd.
04:31But if you're, like, on a Ozempic-style thing, and it's towards the end, where it's, like,
04:43pretty...
04:43It's pretty incredible stuff.
04:45What happens?
04:46It does look like maybe there's a bidet there.
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:49Right?
04:50I think so.
04:50They would have thought of that.
04:51They would have thought of that.
04:53Because they don't want you to...
04:55Yeah, they do.
04:55And they don't want you to have to wipe with people in the car.
04:59This isn't made for Americans.
05:01No, our turds are so huge.
05:03I mean, the fast food scene, and the diets, and the big people...
05:07You could be eating fast food while pooping in your car.
05:10I'm telling you, dude, there's been days where I'm like, I know I have to leave right
05:16now, but I can't.
05:18I'm going to go head back into the bathroom.
05:20I could just jump in the car.
05:22No, like, at home.
05:23Time saver.
05:24This thing, I'd never...
05:27Totally fine.
05:28Never late again.
05:30But you're pooping on the road, man.
05:32Yeah, I am.
05:34Thank God I am.
05:35But there isn't one for the driver, right?
05:37It's only the passenger.
05:38So far, only for the passenger.
05:39Because your seat has to move back to reveal it, right?
05:44That sucks.
05:45I want it under mine.
05:47I want to keep driving.
05:48Well, in a self-driving car...
05:49Yeah, do you think that this is really the opening patent for a self-driving car toilet?
05:56I think that that's what it is.
05:58They have that, right, in China?
05:59All the...
06:00Do they have the self-driving stuff?
06:01They might, but I don't know.
06:02Do they have a toilet in there?
06:04No.
06:04No, no.
06:04No, that's what I'm saying.
06:05They just add it in there.
06:06I feel like these guys are...
06:07Can I ask what the smell would be like as they're cooking the turds?
06:12Nothing.
06:13It's underneath the car.
06:15You'll smell it behind you, in the car behind you.
06:18Yeah, if there's...
06:19Don't be behind...
06:20Oh, God, Chuck, what is wrong with your car?
06:22Some people's gas smells like hot turds.
06:24It smells like that anyway.
06:26Right, because they said they've got to...
06:28It heats the poop up to kind of dry it out.
06:31I think it heats it up like...
06:35Almost like a...
06:37Air fryer?
06:38No, not an air fryer.
06:40Oh, gross.
06:41No, like...
06:42Well, kind of, I guess.
06:43Like being cremated.
06:45Like, it's so much heat.
06:47It's so much heat.
06:48How do you can't put that much heat under?
06:50It's probably a plastic toilet.
06:52You can't.
06:52You got...
06:52No, it's so much heat.
06:54You can't.
06:55It dries it right out.
06:56It's a poop.
06:57Yeah, they can't.
06:57And then you got to dump out the ashes.
06:59It's the Chinese, guys.
07:01They can do all this stuff.
07:01They got robots that run marathons, guys.
07:04That's what the world's going to be.
07:05You're going to see a car driving with nobody in it.
07:08And then they're pooping in the passenger seat.
07:10Oh, yeah.
07:11Where are they getting the water from for the bidet?
07:14It's probably some kind of tank.
07:16Water tank?
07:17Yeah, it's probably a water tank.
07:19Because it would have to...
07:21There'd have to be some liquid in there, wouldn't it, to flush?
07:24I bet you...
07:25I bet there's a correlation between the amount of poop it could hold and the size of the
07:31water tank.
07:33Like, they probably know you're going to have to empty the poop.
07:36And so while you're doing that, you'll also fill up the water tank.
07:41Imagine getting pulled over mid-poop.
07:44No.
07:44Oh, that's tough.
07:45Pull over!
07:46Pull over!
07:46I'm sorry.
07:47Pull over!
07:47I always speed when I deuce.
07:50When I am pooping, I just floor it.
07:53You can see how it might happen, too.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:55You know, you're really pushing.
07:59Oh, it's so crazy.
08:00I don't think we're ready for this.
08:01No, we're not.
08:02I don't think we're ready for this.
08:02It would be so nuts to be driving and look, just look.
08:05You know, I always, like, look to my left and right and to see people pooping on the roads.
08:11Look them in the eye.
08:11Look them right in the eyes there.
08:14I don't ever want to see.
08:16They're pushing their faces red.
08:17I don't want to make eye contact ever with anyone pooping.
08:20Sweat on their brow.
08:21I don't.
08:22No.
08:24Is that the future?
08:25I think more and more.
08:26The future is we're going to be making eye contact with poopers all over the road.
08:30Yep.
08:31Because so many people cut it close, like yourself.
08:34So if you can kill two birds with one stone.
08:36I really think what this is more about is the fact that we will not really be driving
08:43ourselves, we will be calling a company and a car comes and gets us.
08:48And so it's really not even your own toilet.
08:52It's a communal, communal toilet for like a Waymo style.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Like a taxi.
09:02Taxi service.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Where it's driving and you are sitting and pooping.
09:08And those are the only jobs for us is having to be the cleaners or the robots clean it themselves.
09:13No, we won't have any jobs.
09:16You know, some people are texting in that, including someone that lives off the grid that
09:20has an incineration toilet.
09:22Yeah, I've heard.
09:23I didn't know those exist.
09:24No, I know they exist.
09:26No water to flush makes them ideal for areas where plumbing is impossible.
09:30Mm-hmm.
09:31I know they exist.
09:31Reduce waste to small amounts of biodegradable ash.
09:34You're right.
09:35Like it cremates it.
09:37Yeah.
09:37It cremates it.
09:37Roughly one cup per four users per week.
09:41So four users poop for a whole week and that leaves you with only one cup of ash.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Wow.
09:49We should have this in all homes.
09:51I know it would.
09:53Save your water, Bill.
09:54Well, think about nothing gets.
09:57I mean, I don't know what it does to the environment.
10:02You know, like you could use all the wipes in the world you want, Dave, if it's just going
10:06to go into the tank and get completely fried, burned to a crisp.
10:11Let's get some incineration toilets.
10:13I had no idea.
10:14Yeah.
10:15I saw something.
10:16I saw like a show where they had, the guy was, had these.
10:22Oh, so what, you poop onto like a towel?
10:26I don't know.
10:27So this thing has no water involved at all?
10:30No.
10:31No water.
10:33See, he's not going to use it, is he?
10:34Because I would create my own water.
10:38Oh, brown water.
10:43I mean, you better have some water.
10:45You can't just, there's no way.
10:48I know, but I mean, I can't have what happens to me.
10:51I can't, that won't look that way when I'm done.
10:55Unless it literally lights that whole chamber on fire.
11:00I mean, you need to see it in action.
11:01I know.
11:02I want to see it in action, too.
11:04The incinolate.
11:05I mean, because if that whole thing is covered in the brown soup.
11:09How does it clean?
11:11It can't.
11:11Yeah.
11:13But it looks like you put like, instead of a toilet seat cover, you put a toilet cover
11:17down.
11:18See what he did?
11:19I know, but I'm just saying there's, you know, the brown soup is not, is going right
11:23through that little coffee bag or whatever that is.
11:26It does look like a big, gigantic coffee filter.
11:29He's going to open it up.
11:30So he's going to open it up and you fill, yeah, Chuck.
11:32It's a coffee filter.
11:33I don't want to put my hand in at number one.
11:36Number two, I'm sorry, but I am blasting through that coffee filter.
11:42Look, there's areas that are not covered with that filter.
11:46Okay.
11:46So he's simulating my diarrhea right now.
11:49Yours doesn't flow out that smoothly.
11:52Oh, but it can't just sit there collected.
11:54And then he kicks it with his foot.
11:56What is he doing?
11:58Someone said, crazy, that person that lives off the grid has that toilet, but still
12:02still listen to you guys.
12:03I thought the same thing.
12:04I know.
12:04That was the first thought I had.
12:06It was all I've been thinking about.
12:07I'll give up some stuff, but you can't give up us.
12:11Dave and Chuck, that's good.
12:12That's a good thing.
12:15Like, I feel like that just dropped right below and is now just cooking, like right
12:19underneath.
12:20You start the fire after each use.
12:22Oh, no.
12:24Is that the exhaust?
12:25Is that where the smell goes out?
12:27Yeah, that's the poop.
12:27Yeah, that's the poop fumes.
12:29Because there's got to be an exhaust vent, right?
12:31Yep.
12:32That's wild.
12:33Put some shoes on, man.
12:34That's all we're going to smell.
12:36Is that the people's burning poop?
12:38Oh, this is the pan.
12:40That's the pan.
12:41Here it comes.
12:42Oh, he's not showing you.
12:43Oh, he's locking it in.
12:44That's the ash pan at the bottom of the Incinit toilet.
12:49This is blowing my mind.
12:50I know.
12:51I've never heard of this.
12:51I did not know.
12:52This toilet.
12:53It's crazy.
12:54I did not know this existed in the world, so.
12:57Oh, someone shows us real time emptying it.
13:00Yes, please.
13:01We got fascinated by incinerating toilets.
13:04The same guy?
13:05Oh, no.
13:05This is a different guy.
13:06Okay.
13:07Has he done it already?
13:09Oh, there it is.
13:10There's all the poop ash.
13:12It looks like just leftover.
13:13That's so gross.
13:14We got to clean that thing out.
13:16It's just another chore.
13:17I know.
13:18It looks just like my green egg.
13:20Chuck, it's your turn to empty the Incinit toilet.
13:23Yeah.
13:25It's pretty full.
13:26I'm going to be honest.
13:27It does look like a couple of turds were left.
13:30I don't know what that is.
13:31That's gross.
13:32I don't know what that is.
13:33Oh, no, no.
13:34And it's got a smell, right?
13:36No.
13:36They say it doesn't, right?
13:37No, it wouldn't smell.
13:38There's nothing left to smell.
13:40It's just completely.
13:42In fact, I think if poop just dries out.
13:45The ash container.
13:46It's cool right now.
13:48No one's used it overnight, so that's why I'm getting it done before it starts getting
13:51some use and incinerating.
13:53Then it gets hot.
13:54And you'd want to set this guy on, you know, something if it were coming out after a cycle.
13:59Then you pull out this little bowl that holds all this great ash in it.
14:04Pretty simple.
14:06So with the ash, you can dump that in a trash can, in the woods, in the garden, kind of
14:14wherever you feel like.
14:15In the garden.
14:15Again, for simplicity, today, oh, sorry for the video.
14:20Man, it's really bright outside, too.
14:22So for today, oh, man.
14:24I'm just going to dump it right in the trash can.
14:27So, oop.
14:29Pretty simple.
14:30That's it.
14:31Look at that.
14:31Just empty her out like that.
14:33Give me a wear of gloves.
14:34Give it a good.
14:35Doesn't care.
14:35Give it a good bang.
14:36I mean, he was in a trailer.
14:37A good morning bang right there.
14:38And that's about what you're left with.
14:40You just have some that gets stuck on the inside.
14:42So the manufacturer says that you can fill this with water, let it soak for 15 minutes,
14:49and then rinse it out.
14:52Still beating Five Guys, though.
14:53These guys off the grid.
14:55Some of that's wild.
14:56Is that what he got?
14:57He's got solar panels, and he's got an incinerator toilet.
15:00He's on the grid, but he's got a Five Guys cup.
15:02Oh, yeah.
15:02Look at that.
15:03I can't give that up.
15:05It's nuts.
15:06Hell no.
15:06You're still driving to the city.
15:07You know what'll make you poop?
15:09Five Guys.
15:10Oh, my God.
15:11You can't ever really let go, can you?
15:14No, that's just it.
15:16You know, we all think we can handle life off the grid.
15:19You can't.
15:21Mm-mm.
15:22Someone said here in Charleston, South Carolina, there's a mobile truck that picks up horse poop
15:26from carriage rides and incinerates it like this.
15:32So, yeah, you cut back on water, but it still uses a lot of energy to incinerate it.
15:35Yes, it would.
15:36But, yeah, you're not saving the environment, really, in any way.
15:39Just saving water.
15:41Like, how much energy would it take to incinerate all of Chuck's poop?
15:45Think about that.
15:47It's so moist.
15:48You're going to crush the numbers.
15:49It's so moist.
15:50Chuck, man.
15:51You think it's AI that's eating up all the pot?
15:53You need a whole data center for this guy.
15:55Oh, that's it.
15:57That's it.
15:58Get to work on the data centers.
16:00It's my ass center.
16:03Oh, amazing.
16:05That's the future.
16:07Incinerate toilets.
16:08Yeah, I guess if it's...
16:10Soon to be in your cars.
16:11Like, do you assume that it's gas that's burning it, or do you think it's, like, high-powered
16:16electrical heat?
16:17I think electrical heat.
16:18So then it'll be, like, solar-powered to try and save the environment that way.
16:25Like, you'd have to charge your own battery and then blast your poop with your own solar-powered
16:30turd buster.
16:31All right, because he has all the solar panels there.
16:33Yeah, I bet it's all for his toilet.
16:35Probably, yeah.
16:37It's really a wild time we live in, guys.
16:39It's bizarre.
16:40And this is, like, they're trying...
16:41Like, this is how bad life is going to end up getting, but they're showing us, oh, the
16:46future's going to be great.
16:48We're all on the run from robots, and we're pooping in the incinerator toilets.
16:52We don't have any running water.
16:54Our poop turns to ashes.
16:55You know?
16:56Not bad.
16:57Not bad at all.
16:57Not bad at all.
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