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00:00:11Let's see where this goes

00:00:16Where tomorrow might take us

00:00:21Dreams in my head find their way to the sun

00:00:26Hello!

00:00:28Welcome honored guests to your paradise at sea

00:00:30Before we embark, there is a mandatory safety briefing

00:00:34Safety first? I like it

00:00:37Please check your boarding card to locate your muster station

00:00:40Why do you think they call it a muster station anyway?

00:00:42It's the only word they could muster

00:00:44Dad is not here. Should we leave his jokes on the mainland?

00:00:47Couldn't resist

00:00:47Please try at least for seven days because we would like to enjoy ourselves

00:00:51Uh, you will enjoy

00:00:52Meanwhile, I'll be planning a huge corporate buyout

00:00:54Hopped up on Dramamine

00:00:56Look, it's a big ship. You shouldn't get seasick

00:00:58I get seasick when I open up a can of tuna fish

00:01:00Only you could complain about seeing four of the most beautiful cities on the Mediterranean

00:01:03Who wants to go to several different cities on a boat

00:01:05When you can stay in one beautiful city for the whole time?

00:01:07About 35 million people annually and growing

00:01:09Another reason why now has never been a better time to expand into luxury sea travel

00:01:13Have you been reading my pitch?

00:01:15It's impossible not to. Your laptop is everywhere that I look

00:01:18Yeah, it's because my boss is everywhere that I look

00:01:20You have no idea what it's like working for Adam Crandall

00:01:25I'll never let you go, Jack

00:01:26Too tight!

00:01:27Aw, you're uptight. We don't complain if I'm right

00:01:30You gotta get those sea legs, bro

00:01:32I'll work on that. I am so glad that you joined your brother on this last minute adventure

00:01:36Parker speaks the world of you

00:01:38Oh, well, he's told me a lot about you

00:01:40And, you know, apparently you're quite the boss to work for

00:01:43I'll take that as a compliment

00:01:44Okay

00:01:45So, uh, you're in PR, correct?

00:01:48Yes, but I'm actually in between jobs right now

00:01:50Well, I'm sure you'll be fine

00:01:52Parker says you're the best in the business

00:01:54Did he?

00:01:54Oh, yeah. Parker is always bragging about his talented little sister

00:01:58Okay, we're gonna go and we're gonna settle into our cabin

00:02:01Well, I'm gonna go check out the, uh, duty-free shop

00:02:04I gotta up my watch game before I start schmoozing with the bigwigs

00:02:08I'll see you two later, hopefully

00:02:10Yeah

00:02:11All right, ciao

00:02:11Ciao

00:02:12And, um, don't forget to tweak the waterfalls for the new cash flow model

00:02:16The investors want to make sure we hit the milestones

00:02:18Yeah, I'm on that, Adam, I got you

00:02:20If this deal closes, we'll never have to work again

00:02:23Well, I won't, you still will

00:02:25But I'm sure they'll hire you, you know, for the handover

00:02:28With the much bigger salary, of course

00:02:30Okay, later

00:02:31Bye

00:02:34Yeah, you too

00:02:35What?

00:02:36Stop flirting with my boss

00:02:37I was flirting, I was being nice

00:02:39Be neutral

00:02:40Okay, should we go to the room now?

00:02:41You go to your room and take this to mine, please

00:02:43I gotta go check the lifeboats

00:02:45Okay, you do you

00:02:49Hi, George

00:02:50Let me guess you're calling to tell me how important this report is

00:02:53Even though you know how seriously I take all of my assignments

00:02:55You know me too well

00:02:57Well, I've been working together for ten years

00:02:59I better

00:02:59Yes, and you know I trust you

00:03:01You've never let me down

00:03:02But this time you definitely can't let me down

00:03:04Because this one is big

00:03:06Yeah, it all happened so fast

00:03:07You kind of have to fill me in on this one

00:03:09We were hired by Staley and Skoll's Venture Capital

00:03:12They're looking to acquire the luxury cruise division from the Crandall Corporation

00:03:16But they need you to find out if there's any good reasons for them not to invest

00:03:21Okay, got it

00:03:22I don't want you to go analog on me

00:03:24Put the notepad down and upload your findings on the app like everyone else

00:03:27Well, I can tell you that the bathrobe needs to be updated

00:03:31It's very scratchy

00:03:33Again, don't tell me

00:03:34Just upload it to the app

00:03:35George, you know I do my best work when I'm unplugged

00:03:38I wish we had the time for you to do your normal routine

00:03:40But they need your final report before you reach Dubrovnik on Friday

00:03:44Understood, but I still need to be incognito, right?

00:03:46I'm supposed to be on vacation

00:03:47I can't do that with my nose in a phone

00:03:49Kelly, you know you're my best rep

00:03:51I'm sure you'll figure it out

00:03:53I love it when you treat it like it's Mission Impossible

00:03:55Whatever it takes to deliver on this one

00:03:57I'm counting on you

00:03:58Okay

00:03:59Attention guests, please report to your master stations

00:04:02Okay, George, gotta go

00:04:03I gotta go check the safety protocols

00:04:05And then I'm gonna check out the VAB in the dining room

00:04:07Return, report, and upload

00:04:08Aye, aye, Captain

00:04:20Uh, are you okay?

00:04:23Uh, yeah

00:04:24What are you doing?

00:04:26Uh, just preparing for the inevitable what if

00:04:28Is this your first cruise?

00:04:30No, but hopefully it is my last

00:04:31How about you?

00:04:32Is this your first?

00:04:33No, LA born and raised

00:04:34I'm an ocean girl

00:04:35No, well what's your favorite ocean?

00:04:37And please, be pacific

00:04:39I'm sorry

00:04:40My sister accuses me of having resting dad humor

00:04:42It's like whatever wordplay bounces into my head

00:04:45I just blurt it out

00:04:46Oh

00:04:46I'm trying to cure myself

00:04:47I'm Parker

00:04:49Kelly

00:04:50Hi, Kelly

00:04:53Um, so do you, do you like to travel?

00:04:55I do actually

00:04:56It's uh, it's kind of my passion

00:04:58So if you need any travel tips, you could just ask me

00:05:00Yeah, no, I'm pretty much gonna stay here on the boat

00:05:02And just get a lot of work done

00:05:03Oh, that's a shame

00:05:04You know, it's a shame as these pipes look pretty rusty

00:05:06But you know, the wifi is really good on the boat now

00:05:09I know

00:05:09It's a shame too

00:05:11I just like it better when you're off the grid, you know

00:05:14Yeah, you know what?

00:05:14See, I love the grid

00:05:16I mean, I'll step out of it a little bit here, a little bit there

00:05:18But I'm a grid man

00:05:19Real risk taker, huh?

00:05:20Well, I love a risk

00:05:21I just want the word calculated right in front of it

00:05:24Let me guess, finance guy?

00:05:26Worse, I'm also a lawyer

00:05:27I am in charge of mergers and acquisitions for the Crandall Corporation

00:05:31Which is this

00:05:31This

00:05:33Wow, that is a big deal

00:05:35How does it feel to have your boss on the cover of every magazine in the world?

00:05:38Oh, I would never know

00:05:40Yeah, except for that he takes them all

00:05:42He cuts them out, he frames them, and he hangs them all over the office

00:05:45Other than that really humble guy

00:05:47Oh

00:05:48Yeah

00:05:49What about you? What do you do?

00:05:51Uh, I make it a point of not talking about work on vacation

00:05:54Well, it's funny, cause I make it a point not to go on vacation

00:05:57Yeah, I think vacations are for the unfulfilled

00:05:59I mean, it's the only excuse I have for my workaholic nature

00:06:03Oh

00:06:03And you? What's your excuse?

00:06:06Pardon me?

00:06:07Well, you're dressed so fancy, all corporate

00:06:10Oh

00:06:10For someone who's here to relax

00:06:12When in Rome, dress fancy, right?

00:06:15I mean, when we're out to sea, it'll be a different ballgame

00:06:17I'm looking forward to that transformation

00:06:19If you ever leave the wifi zone

00:06:20I won't, speaking of which

00:06:22I have some waterfalls that I need to attend to

00:06:24Oh

00:06:25Yeah, nice to meet you

00:06:26Do you mean the duet rocke waterfalls in Palermo?

00:06:28No, no, I mean the boring spreadsheet kind

00:06:30Oh

00:06:31Well, not fun with that

00:06:32I definitely won't

00:06:59Hey!

00:07:00Hey, I'm Emily

00:07:01Oh

00:07:03Kelly

00:07:03Well, welcome to the singles section

00:07:05Apparently, they don't think we need a view

00:07:07Or any single men to talk to

00:07:09It's a good start

00:07:10Yeah, I just see that

00:07:12Hmm

00:07:12Seriously, have you noticed there aren't many eligible bachelors on this cruise?

00:07:16Uh, I'm at one

00:07:17Yeah, a bit of an odd duck

00:07:19But I didn't

00:07:19I feel like I should be sick

00:07:20Oh, actually he is, um, swimming over here right now

00:07:24Yeah, he's definitely odd

00:07:25Cute though, right?

00:07:27Yeah, I don't see it

00:07:28Really?

00:07:29Really?

00:07:29Yeah, uh, might be because he's my brother

00:07:32That might be the way

00:07:33Okay

00:07:34Nailed the odd part

00:07:36God

00:07:36Did somebody say odd?

00:07:39No

00:07:40I mean, yes, we, uh, what are the odds?

00:07:43That's a fun game, let's figure it out

00:07:45I was an actuary as an intern for a summer

00:07:47So, let's just do this thing

00:07:48If the cruise ship is full of capacity

00:07:50We're not including the staff

00:07:51The odds of us being at the same table would be...

00:07:532,500 to one

00:07:54That's actuary, a very good guess

00:07:58Oh, did you hear that?

00:07:59A woman after my own laugh

00:08:00No, please do not encourage him, okay?

00:08:02No, sorry

00:08:02I was all stuck

00:08:03I was full of...

00:08:05Choking out a grizzly bear with my bare hands

00:08:07I'm not kidding, my brother recorded it

00:08:09Is that Adam Crandall?

00:08:10Yeah

00:08:10That's, that's why I'm still clocked on

00:08:12You didn't say he was gonna be on an award

00:08:14No, I didn't

00:08:15Because, you know what?

00:08:16I knew that he would make himself known sooner rather than later

00:08:18Why isn't he at the singles table?

00:08:20Yeah, because he's at that table

00:08:22He's entertaining the entire board of Steel and Skulls

00:08:26Right, because they're looking to buy out Crandall Cruise Lines, of course

00:08:30How'd you know that?

00:08:31I mean, I'm, I'm grateful

00:08:33Because you said that you were an M&A and that Adam was your boss

00:08:37And I, I put two and two together

00:08:39Oh, you're smart

00:08:40Yeah

00:08:40Just don't add it up yet

00:08:41Because there's a lot of hurdles we gotta leave first

00:08:43Which is why I've got my laptop open

00:08:46Will you just get it done, please?

00:08:48I promise I will take you on another vacation after this vacation

00:08:51As soon as I close this

00:08:52But until then I'm clocked in and locked in

00:08:55Did you promise me you'd take a break and we'd do that walk into a Palermo

00:08:57And you were not fecking out of it?

00:08:59No, I'm not

00:08:59We are gonna do that

00:09:00We're doing it

00:09:01Okay

00:09:01Hey, you should come with us

00:09:02Oh, I'd love to

00:09:03Yes

00:09:04Yes

00:09:05Yes

00:09:07Yes

00:09:08Yes

00:09:09Yes

00:09:10Yes

00:09:11Yes

00:09:27We would like to remind all passengers that they must return from their excursions on time

00:09:33As we cannot wait for any latecomers

00:09:36Any guests that are left behind must make their own travel arrangements to the next port of call

00:09:42We wish you all a wonderful day in Palermo

00:09:47Look at this!

00:09:48Girl

00:10:08Oh

00:10:09Look at that

00:10:16I'm loving that.

00:10:17That was good.

00:10:19That was good.

00:10:20Perfect.

00:10:21Yeah.

00:10:24I like you too.

00:10:27One, two, three.

00:10:43You know, we've got to give it to Parker. You were actually fun today.

00:10:45No, what are you talking about? I'm always fun.

00:10:47No, I mean, like, we used to be on our family vacations.

00:10:50I think I like vacation Parker better, too.

00:10:53I am the same guy.

00:10:55Just with the crushing weight of corporate America on my back all the time.

00:10:59Sorry. Um, speaking of responsibility, just excuse me a minute.

00:11:03Yeah.

00:11:03So what are you talking about? I am fun. I'm fun.

00:11:06I just mean, you know, you're more present lately. It's nice.

00:11:09Present?

00:11:10Yes.

00:11:10Presence? Like you were present with the waiter?

00:11:13Uh-huh.

00:11:13Oh, si, si, si.

00:11:14Did the walking tour of Palermo today.

00:11:16The cruise line was very helpful with bookings and reservations.

00:11:19However, some of the attractions have become tourist traps.

00:11:22An updated list of vendors would be very helpful.

00:11:24Two canoles later.

00:11:26They're really good, and he's also very handsome.

00:11:28Yeah, I don't want to hear it.

00:11:28When in Italy, you have to...

00:11:29So sorry, guys.

00:11:30Yeah, so what happened to, uh, no work talk while on vacation?

00:11:34You are so right. I'm back to having fun. Just fun.

00:11:37What about you guys? What do you have today? More work?

00:11:39Well, the only work I will be doing is on my tan on the beach.

00:11:41Uh, I want to go into my work interviews looking well-rested, successful, and a little bronzed.

00:11:46I will see you at dinner, and please don't work too hard.

00:11:48Yeah, please wear sunscreen, because no one wants to hire a lobster for a PR rep.

00:11:52Got it.

00:11:55Well, what about you? Do you have more work, or do you want to come see a waterfall with me?

00:11:59I would love to see the waterfall. I looked it up. It looks amazing. I would love to join you.

00:12:04You don't have more obligations with Mr. Crandall?

00:12:06So no, he is doing a Godfather tour of Corleone... Corleone? Corleone?

00:12:11Corleone.

00:12:12Corleone. So he said I should take the day off.

00:12:14Well, that's an offer you can't refuse.

00:12:16I didn't refuse it, which is why I want to be present and go see the waterfall.

00:12:20No, it was, uh, I made a joke. You know the line?

00:12:23What line?

00:12:24I'll make him enough where he can't refuse.

00:12:27From the Godfather?

00:12:28Yeah, I haven't seen that movie.

00:12:30What?

00:12:32I know, I know. It's something I'm not very proud of.

00:12:35I haven't gotten around to it. My sister teases me about it. I'll watch it.

00:12:40You know what? I'm not gonna judge.

00:12:42I haven't seen Star Wars.

00:12:44What?

00:12:44Yeah.

00:12:45What? Hold on.

00:12:46What?

00:12:46Okay, you haven't?

00:12:47Okay. No, I know. We're both being vulnerable here. I get that. It's a safe space.

00:12:52So, do you want to go see about a waterfall with me?

00:12:54You want to finish our desserts first?

00:12:56Eh, leave the cake. Take the cannoli.

00:12:58Again, from the garden. Never mind.

00:13:22I don't know if this is such a good idea. I'm starting to get worried about time.

00:13:26That's why we're doing the horseback option instead of hiking.

00:13:28We're gonna be back with over an hour to spare. We are good.

00:13:31Ah! And there are our stallions.

00:13:34Um, though they look a little more like ponies.

00:13:37Yeah! No, those are donkeys.

00:13:38What? How do you know?

00:13:40Well, because I did my fifth grade science fair project on equine animals.

00:13:44And these are definitely the species Equus Asinus.

00:13:48Bravo! Asino! He knows his things.

00:13:51So, these are your donkeys. And these are your pets.

00:13:55Oh. Oh.

00:13:56Yes.

00:13:56Um, the, um, the pamphlet said horseback.

00:14:00Well, you were the last one to book. So, the first group got all the horses. And this is what

00:14:05we have left.

00:14:07Okay, I mean, it'll be fine, right? Yeah. Fine. Yeah.

00:14:11You know what? The donkey is actually smarter and safer than the horse.

00:14:16That's according to my world book encyclopedia knowledge.

00:14:21Easy, boy.

00:14:22I hope your work was peer-reviewed.

00:14:23You swing your leg around.

00:14:24Go ahead.

00:14:25Yes, sir.

00:14:26Swing your leg around.

00:14:27How about it?

00:14:27Hey.

00:14:28Careful, Dad. Like this. Nice.

00:14:30Signore, where's your donkey?

00:14:33What do you mean?

00:14:33Aren't you our guide?

00:14:34We donkeys, you don't need a guide. You need this. And then we'll follow.

00:14:41I'm sorry, are we in a Looney Tunes episode?

00:14:44Don't worry. They know the way.

00:14:47Come on. Let's go.

00:14:49You know what? Let's go, let's go, let's go.

00:14:51What are you, buddy?

00:14:52Yeah.

00:14:53Hee-haw, come on.

00:14:55Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

00:14:56Enjoy!

00:14:57Hey!

00:14:58Don't lose the hat.

00:14:59I don't know about this.

00:15:02I think I'm getting the hang of this.

00:15:05You know what, now that I see the terrain,

00:15:07I am very glad we got the safer option.

00:15:09Yeah, it's true, horses, they're flight animals

00:15:12preferring to flee from danger.

00:15:14For donkeys, they've evolved to be a little bit more cautious.

00:15:17And more food motivated, obviously.

00:15:19Honestly, I don't think a horse would care at all about us.

00:15:22I'd laugh, but I'm still a little concerned

00:15:24about the fact that we don't have the handler with us.

00:15:27I mean, you mounted your seat like a pro,

00:15:29but you saw how much help I needed.

00:15:30Well, you know what, you've got nothing to worry about.

00:15:32I did a dude ranch for a bachelor weekend once,

00:15:34and I was awarded the best cow hand, I might add.

00:15:37So, you're good. I know my way around a corral.

00:15:39That's impressive.

00:15:40Ooh, you hear that? We're almost there.

00:15:57Whoa, Parker, are you seeing this?

00:15:59Did you see this? Did you see it? Look!

00:16:01Wow.

00:16:03It's beautiful.

00:16:04Come on.

00:16:08Stop.

00:16:09Wow.

00:16:10Um, I'm going to need you to help me get out, please.

00:16:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:14All right, my lady.

00:16:17Okay.

00:16:18Ready?

00:16:18You got your leg around?

00:16:20Boom.

00:16:21Here you go.

00:16:26Oh, that's a girl.

00:16:27Parker!

00:16:28You gotta see this!

00:16:29I'm coming!

00:16:30I'm coming!

00:16:32This is incredible!

00:16:34Come here, come here, come here, come here.

00:16:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:36All right.

00:16:38Ready?

00:16:38Smile!

00:16:41Woo!

00:16:43Now this is an excursion.

00:16:46And I didn't think you'd like to be off the grid.

00:16:47Ah, you know, it's grid adjacent.

00:16:49Well, still pretty wild of you.

00:16:52When I first met you, I never thought you'd get off the lethal deck.

00:16:54Well, you could blame my sister.

00:16:56I'm like a little sibling rivalry to motivate.

00:16:58Yeah, but look at me having all sorts of spontaneous fun.

00:17:01I've got a gorgeous waterfall.

00:17:02I'm standing next to a beautiful woman while our trusty steeds wave our return.

00:17:12Come back!

00:17:13Donkey!

00:17:14Donkey!

00:17:17Donkey!

00:17:19My hat!

00:17:21My hat!

00:17:22No, he's going to charge us for it, he said.

00:17:25Our donkey's so fast now.

00:17:27They're getting away.

00:17:29Less talking, more running.

00:17:32Ow, my back.

00:17:34They're totally gone.

00:17:35Oh.

00:17:37How did they get loose?

00:17:38I must have tied them up wrong.

00:17:39What?

00:17:39I thought you won best cow hand.

00:17:41I was terrible at tying knots.

00:17:43What do we do?

00:17:46We got to run.

00:17:47Ah!

00:18:00Please note, we will be departing from port in one hour, so ensure you, your belongings, and your entire party

00:18:07are safely on board.

00:18:09Hey, Emily.

00:18:10Hey, Emily.

00:18:11You hit the beach yet?

00:18:12I did.

00:18:13I got the perfect amount of sunburn, and my trashy gothic romance novel is almost reading itself.

00:18:18Hey, how was the godfather tour?

00:18:20It was awesome.

00:18:21I basically acted out the whole entire film.

00:18:22You know, I can't believe your brother still hasn't seen it yet.

00:18:26I think we might need to rough him up for that.

00:18:27Oh, no, no, no.

00:18:28Never take sights against the family.

00:18:31Who are you?

00:18:34Where is your brother anyway?

00:18:35Is he locked up in his room someplace?

00:18:37He's actually out with a really cute girl from the singles table.

00:18:40Parker?

00:18:40Yeah.

00:18:41Well, they should be back any minute.

00:18:42He said he wants to play it safe, since the boat waits for no man.

00:18:45I'm just glad he's putting himself out there.

00:18:47It's about time, right?

00:18:48I'd say.

00:18:49Hey, I'm actually going to shuffle on up to the shuffleboard.

00:18:53What do you think about maybe joining me?

00:18:55Well, I mean, I was going to wait for those guys,

00:18:57but I could play while I wait.

00:19:00He's a big boy.

00:19:01I think he'll be fine.

00:19:02We're not going to be fine.

00:19:02Be normal.

00:19:03Be normal.

00:19:05The boat's going to leave in an hour.

00:19:07We're never going to make it.

00:19:08With that attitude, okay?

00:19:09We've got to stay positive.

00:19:10They're going to fix it.

00:19:11Listen, the navigation says even if we do,

00:19:12it's an hour and 60 minutes away.

00:19:14Well, tell him to step on it, okay?

00:19:15Tell him drivers are very fast.

00:19:17Okay, listen, even if he does get his service,

00:19:18just don't call the engine.

00:19:20No!

00:19:22Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:19:24Come on!

00:19:24Come on, come on, come on, come on!

00:19:49Come on!

00:19:50This is not okay!

00:19:52Oh, we must be at the wrong dock!

00:19:54No. We're not. Look.

00:19:58Oh, that is so our boat.

00:20:10Ah! Why didn't they wait for us?

00:20:13I said, don't wait for anybody. It's their policy.

00:20:15I have to be on that ship. My career depends on it.

00:20:18I do. I thought you were on vacation.

00:20:20Yes. I am. I am. If I don't relax when I'm on vacation,

00:20:24I'm gonna be very stressed when I get back to work.

00:20:26Yeah, well, my laptop and my career

00:20:28are literally sailing away on that ship.

00:20:31Everything depends on me being on that boat.

00:20:33Why are we lying down? Why are we lying down?

00:20:35Because I tweaked my back on the run.

00:20:37Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

00:20:38Yeah, I'm fine. No, it happens. I just... I need to stretch it out.

00:20:41You know what? I don't think we really have time to stretch it out.

00:20:43I think we have to go get the port agent

00:20:44and see what's, uh, if you can help us, okay?

00:20:46Okay. Okay.

00:20:48Got this. All right. Let's go.

00:20:49Oh.

00:20:53Hello.

00:20:54Hello. You must be Kelly Coates and Parker Andrew.

00:20:57Unfortunately, yes.

00:20:58Yeah, you missed the ship.

00:20:59Yeah, no, we're aware of that.

00:21:01That's...

00:21:02Well, I warned you. The ship, it waits for no man.

00:21:05And it waits for no woman, also.

00:21:07Understood. Yeah, thank you for making that point.

00:21:10However, here we are. Still need to make it to the next port in Syracusa.

00:21:13You already should have taken a ship, huh?

00:21:15No, we wanted to take the ship, but we missed the ship.

00:21:17Are there any other options, maybe? Can we maybe take a plane?

00:21:21The nearest airport to Syracuse is Catania.

00:21:23But, uh, you won't get your flight at this hour.

00:21:26Right.

00:21:26You could try in the morning, but all the flights, they connect to the room.

00:21:29Okay. Um, how about a train? Is there a night train we could take?

00:21:33I would suggest that you hire a car and you drive through the night.

00:21:37Yes.

00:21:37Great idea. Yes.

00:21:38I have just a thing for you.

00:21:40Ooh.

00:21:41My twin brother, Vincenzo, he has a lovely company in town.

00:21:44He will fix you up.

00:21:45I will tell him that you are coming.

00:21:47But you need to worry, huh?

00:21:48Because he's tourist season.

00:21:50He may not have many cars available.

00:21:51Ah.

00:21:53He's a little bit stubborn, huh?

00:21:54So you mean to...

00:21:55Grazie mille!

00:21:56Yeah. Grazie.

00:21:57Ah!

00:21:59Americani.

00:22:03Whooppa!

00:22:04Due Americani, si.

00:22:05I'm very sorry to disappoint you, but we have no more car available.

00:22:09Proximo!

00:22:09What do you mean? Hold on a second.

00:22:11We've been waiting in line for 45 minutes. Why didn't you tell us that?

00:22:13He's written here.

00:22:15In Italian. We don't speak Italian.

00:22:17But we in Italy. You should study.

00:22:19Oh, okay.

00:22:20Uh, the other people in line, what about them?

00:22:22They all have a reservation, so if you kindly step aside for the next customer.

00:22:26Pronto.

00:22:26I gotta get back on the boat. What are we gonna do?

00:22:28I don't know, okay?

00:22:29See?

00:22:30You are in luck.

00:22:32I have just received a cancellation, so there is one car available.

00:22:36Great.

00:22:36If you kindly give me your credit card and driver's license, I will hold it for you.

00:22:40Yep. Here's your car.

00:22:41I don't have my driver's license.

00:22:43What? Why?

00:22:43I brought my passport. I don't have two forms of identification. I'm not opening a bank account.

00:22:47You know what? It's fine. It's fine. We're just... we're gonna use mine.

00:22:49It's in here somewhere.

00:22:50I will need it to order a reservation.

00:22:52I am aware. It's right here. I know it's right here.

00:22:54I can help you if you let me help you.

00:22:56No, I got it.

00:22:56Let me get it. Here.

00:22:58You know what? Thanks. Got it. Thank you.

00:23:01Hold on. Hold on.

00:23:02Un momento.

00:23:03Oh! Ha!

00:23:04Boom!

00:23:05I'm very sorry, but in the time it took you to find your license, there was an online booking for

00:23:09this...

00:23:09Come on!

00:23:10My apologies. I do not control the bookings. Perhaps you should try the night train.

00:23:14Go what?

00:23:16What's that?

00:23:17Your brother said that there was no night train, that we should rent a car.

00:23:21Of course, because Vito is a good brother. And I give him 10% for the referrals.

00:23:25That is a little upsetting, because we clearly needed to rent a car.

00:23:31Not nice. Not nice.

00:23:35Ah! Running's killing me back!

00:23:37Okay. Trade station should be right up around this corner, okay?

00:23:39If you do not stop to get tickets, just get right on the train, okay?

00:23:42We gotta buy tickets. They're gonna kick us along.

00:23:44Get them on the train, okay? Just trust me.

00:23:46I trust you.

00:23:47Okay.

00:23:48Oh, I trust you.

00:23:48We cannot miss this!

00:23:52Break. I wanna hear the rest of that story. That is a good one.

00:23:55Alright.

00:23:57Hello, hello, hello there.

00:23:59Do you mind if I borrow this young lady for a second?

00:24:02Uh, yeah.

00:24:04Good to see you guys.

00:24:06Hey, have you heard anything?

00:24:08Last I heard, they were in line for a rental car, and then he just straight up stopped answering.

00:24:11So, I hope he's okay.

00:24:12Well, me too. He usually spends most of his time in a spreadsheet. This isn't exactly his, uh, strong suit.

00:24:19I'm just glad he's got Kelly with him. I mean, she's gonna look after him.

00:24:21And if they're back to Syracuse by noon tomorrow, they should be fine, right?

00:24:25Yeah. He's probably panicking without his laptop attached to his lap.

00:24:28I need that dude's nose and that laptop more than anyone.

00:24:32Come on, that's four days away. He's definitely gonna be back by then.

00:24:35He's got his health, his passport, he's with a beautiful, intelligent woman. I think this is good for him.

00:24:40Yeah. Well, that's one way to look at it.

00:24:43Oh, mom's there! Oh, mom's there!

00:24:46Keep up!

00:24:49I see the door!

00:24:50Oh, never! Are you with me?

00:24:51I'm with you!

00:24:52Yeah!

00:24:53Oh!

00:24:54I got you!

00:24:55Oh!

00:24:56Are you okay?

00:24:57We're good!

00:24:58Oh, my!

00:25:01Okay, okay, track two.

00:25:04Track two.

00:25:07Oh!

00:25:08Yeah! Track two!

00:25:09Track two!

00:25:14Hey!

00:25:15Three, four, five!

00:25:17Hey!

00:25:19Hey!

00:25:23Okay, are you okay?

00:25:24Yeah.

00:25:25Yeah, I'm good.

00:25:27We did it!

00:25:28I'm good.

00:25:28Okay.

00:25:29Let's see if we can get some seats.

00:25:31Alright.

00:25:34Oh, no.

00:25:35Hello.

00:25:37Hello.

00:25:41Okay.

00:25:44Okay, I'm starting to sense a theme here.

00:25:46A little pattern here. I hope we can find a seat.

00:25:48What if we sit in the caboose, hobo-style?

00:25:51I mean, there's got to be somewhere in this seat, right?

00:25:55Oh! What do you think?

00:25:56Yeah, no, it's better than nothing.

00:25:58That's right.

00:25:59Hello. Ciao.

00:26:00Ciao.

00:26:01Hello.

00:26:02See you.

00:26:04Boom.

00:26:17Look, I am never riding a donkey again.

00:26:20Hey, it's not the animals' fault.

00:26:23We shouldn't have gotten off them in the first place.

00:26:25In fact, I shouldn't have gotten on the excursion at all.

00:26:27It was wildly irresponsible.

00:26:29Okay, it was also so fun.

00:26:31And not to mention gorgeous.

00:26:34Wow, yeah, that's a beautiful picture.

00:26:35You know what, why don't you text that to me?

00:26:37I'm gonna print it up, frame it, and hang it on my home office wall,

00:26:41because I'm gonna get fired this week.

00:26:43Parker, you gotta breathe, okay?

00:26:45You missed one stop.

00:26:46If your boss wants to fire you for an honest mistake,

00:26:48you're not meant to be there, okay?

00:26:50No, sorry.

00:26:51I'm just, you know, I'm just a little on edge.

00:26:53Forgive me, I don't have...

00:26:55Right, the precious laptop.

00:26:56Oh, you're one to talk, you and that precious notepad of yours.

00:26:59What are you talking about?

00:27:00Ah, the notepad that fell out of your purse when I tried to hand it back to you snatched away

00:27:03like it was your middle school diary.

00:27:04I did not do that.

00:27:06What are you hiding in there?

00:27:07Hmm, Kelly, Kelly, why don't you tell me what's inside of it?

00:27:09Nothing.

00:27:10Well, then show me.

00:27:11No.

00:27:11I wouldn't have taken it, but that proves to me that you're hiding something.

00:27:14It is a work thing, and I don't want to talk about it.

00:27:16Why, because you're on vacation?

00:27:18Yes, is that okay?

00:27:19That's fine.

00:27:19All right, sure.

00:27:20Good.

00:27:20Great, thank you.

00:27:22All right, okay.

00:27:22I am going to try to get some sleep.

00:27:24Don't get too comfortable.

00:27:25We're switching trains in Messina.

00:27:27Okay, okay.

00:27:29I'm serious, this is going to be the longest night ever.

00:27:42That's weird.

00:27:43This is an express train.

00:27:44It's not meant to make local stops.

00:27:45They stopped at the train because we didn't pay for the tickets.

00:27:47I told you we should have paid for the tickets.

00:27:49Because we didn't buy tickets.

00:27:51I bought them online, okay?

00:27:52Just relax.

00:28:03Do you speak English?

00:28:05English?

00:28:06The train workers are going on strike.

00:28:08In the middle of the night?

00:28:09They happen when they happen.

00:28:10What's going to happen now?

00:28:12The train is going to stop in the next town, and we all are going to get off.

00:28:15Well, how long is that going to take?

00:28:16Could be a few hours, could be a few days.

00:28:18Okay.

00:28:19Okay, how are you so calm?

00:28:21This happens all the time in Italy.

00:28:24We go used to it.

00:28:35How are the buses?

00:28:37Do you think we could get one?

00:28:37In the morning, yes.

00:28:39But at this hour, it's going to be hard.

00:28:41Taxis, can we get a cab to take us?

00:28:42I doubt it.

00:28:44Taxis are really rare when there is a strike.

00:28:46Um, what are the workers upset about?

00:28:48Like, why are they striking?

00:28:50Judging by the picket signs, it looks like they're worried about losing their jobs.

00:28:54Oh, we've got that in common.

00:28:58Do you think you could translate for me?

00:29:00I suppose.

00:29:02Great.

00:29:04What is she doing?

00:29:08Um, hi!

00:29:10I'm so sorry.

00:29:11Excuse me, sorry.

00:29:11I know it's late.

00:29:12I know we're all tired.

00:29:13We're all a little bit stressed, but if you want to just give me a moment of your time,

00:29:17I might, I think I have something that could cheer you up a little.

00:29:20Eh, if you give me a minute of your time, you can raise your emotions.

00:29:23Take a look at this handsome American by my side.

00:29:27Look at this beautiful American here, on my side.

00:29:30He might look like an average tourist, but he's not.

00:29:34He looks like a normal tourist, but he doesn't.

00:29:36This is Parker Andrews, a powerful businessman, and he is key to helping you save your jobs.

00:29:43Ed è la chiave per salvare i vostri posti di lavoro.

00:29:46Parker is in Italy to secure a large business deal that will help bring more tourism and

00:29:52help bring more investments to your area.

00:29:55And that, in turn, would give more business to the train company, which could help save

00:29:58your jobs.

00:29:59E questo vi può aiutare a tenere i vostri posti di lavoro.

00:30:02Ci piace la Sicilia così com'è.

00:30:04Non vogliamo troppi turisti qui.

00:30:07They like Sicilia as it is.

00:30:08They don't want too many tourists here.

00:30:10I respect that, but that is the beauty of the company that he is dealing with.

00:30:15They are about quality, not quantity.

00:30:17So you will always have tourism, but they will ensure that the service and the tours

00:30:21that they bring will be of the highest standard that the Italian people can be proud of.

00:30:26Fare in modo che sia qualcosa di cui gli italiani possano essere orgogliosi.

00:30:30E come possiamo esserne sicuri?

00:30:32And how they can be sure of that?

00:30:33Oh, because I work for the company that makes sure his company meet the highest standards.

00:30:37Perché lei assicurerà che loro lavoreranno i più alti standards.

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:41So, I promise you that I will not allow this deal to go through, unless it is good for

00:30:47the Italian people.

00:30:48Proporrò quest'accordo solo se è buono per il popolo italiano.

00:30:52So I'm not asking you not to strike, okay?

00:30:54I'm asking you to wait six hours so that we can get back on the ship and finish our business.

00:30:59So what do you say?

00:31:01Can you help us help you?

00:31:03Allora che dite?

00:31:04Ci aiutate ad aiutarvi?

00:31:11Torniamo tutti al lavoro, scioperiamo domani mattina.

00:31:14Yeah?

00:31:16Oh!

00:31:22Oh!

00:31:24Oh!

00:31:25Take my number.

00:31:26If you need anything, just give me a call.

00:31:28Bye!

00:31:28Thank you, bye!

00:31:29Okay!

00:31:30Okay!

00:31:32You are very lucky, Miss America.

00:31:34Yes, I know.

00:31:35I know.

00:31:35I did not actually think that that was going to work.

00:31:38You're strong.

00:31:38I like that.

00:31:40And I'm from Siracusa, so I can go home.

00:31:43Ah!

00:31:43Prego!

00:31:48Let's get us some good seats.

00:31:50Let's get us some good seats.

00:32:06Let's get us some good seats.

00:32:07I can go home.

00:32:07I'm down right now, and I throw the ball, and inflation, and touchdown on!

00:32:10Okay, I win.

00:32:11We win, all right?

00:32:14Hey, uh, would you guys excuse me real quick?

00:32:19Hi.

00:32:20Hey.

00:32:21Oh, investor time.

00:32:23Hope I'm not intruding.

00:32:24Absolutely not.

00:32:25You're saving me.

00:32:26These guys are, like, blasting me with question after question.

00:32:29Let's just say I could use your brother right now.

00:32:32Oh, well, I have good news, I think.

00:32:33So, looks like their service is pretty spotty,

00:32:35but the last text I got said they caught a night train

00:32:37that's gonna get them into Syracuse up before we get to port.

00:32:40That is smooth jazz to my ears.

00:32:43I can't do this alone much longer.

00:32:45I'm running out of stories.

00:32:46Well, in the meantime, maybe I could help you, like,

00:32:50schmooze it up a bit.

00:32:51Uh-huh.

00:32:51I'm in PR.

00:32:52After all, it's kind of my flying.

00:32:54Well, by all means, schmooze away.

00:32:58You want to introduce me?

00:32:59Okay.

00:33:02Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet Emily.

00:33:04This is the sister of our lead counsel

00:33:07and a wonderful new friend.

00:33:08Yeah, see, I would love to talk,

00:33:10but I actually have a strict mandatory dance policy

00:33:12when I'm at a jazz club,

00:33:14so maybe you can help me report?

00:33:17Judy, let's hit the floor and get crazy.

00:33:52Just when I thought our seats couldn't get any worse.

00:33:53Just be grateful you're on a moving train.

00:34:00So, do you want to talk about this?

00:34:03Which part?

00:34:04Oh, I don't even know where to start.

00:34:05The part where you delivered a riveting speech

00:34:09to break a worker's strike in Siciline,

00:34:11or the fact that you casually mentioned

00:34:14that you work for the company

00:34:16that's trying to kill the deal that I'm trying to make.

00:34:18Okay, not what we're doing.

00:34:19It's what you did for the Davies Capital Rising Phoenix deal,

00:34:23if I remember correctly.

00:34:24I read that on the front page of the journal.

00:34:25Uh-huh, and if you read past the headline,

00:34:27you would also have seen that that was because

00:34:28they had fraudulent product reviews.

00:34:30Yeah, well, our cruise line doesn't.

00:34:33And I never said you did.

00:34:36Hmm.

00:34:42Cornetto?

00:34:43No, thanks.

00:34:44Brushed my teeth already.

00:34:45Where'd you get a toothbrush?

00:34:47Um, here.

00:34:51You can have my spare.

00:34:52I have everything in here.

00:34:53Yeah, you do have everything in that little bag,

00:34:55including a notebook.

00:34:56A notebook which you write nasty things

00:34:58about the cruise ship.

00:35:00Parker, it is my job,

00:35:01and frankly, it is none of your business.

00:35:04Uh, it's a little...

00:35:04And may I remind you

00:35:05that I did not have to do what I did back there.

00:35:07I chose to do it so that you would have a chance

00:35:09to get back on your boat and close your deal, okay?

00:35:11So I think a little grazie mille,

00:35:13or at least a grazie uno,

00:35:14would be appropriate.

00:35:16It is why I'm on for Gia Coronetto.

00:35:19I'm grateful.

00:35:20I am very grateful.

00:35:21I'm also kind of blown away.

00:35:23Like, literally don't know how to process

00:35:25what you did back there.

00:35:26It was like a speech from

00:35:28Remember the Titans and Glengarry Glen Ross.

00:35:30I mean, I'm still in shock over it,

00:35:32and I also am very stressed out

00:35:34about the situation that we're in right now,

00:35:36and I'm stressed to make a lot of jokes,

00:35:37and my jokes are sarcastic,

00:35:38and the sarcasm gets me into a lot of trouble.

00:35:40You should stick to your dad jokes.

00:35:41I really can't make them unless I'm calm.

00:35:44Hmm.

00:35:45That's actually very useful information.

00:35:48So what's up?

00:35:49Have you got some dirt you want to show me

00:35:51in that notebook here,

00:35:52or something about the cruise?

00:35:53Any inside intel you can give me?

00:35:55First off, you know I can't do that,

00:35:57and second off,

00:35:58it's kind of hard to review a boat

00:35:59that you are not aboard.

00:36:00Hmm.

00:36:02So you want to get back on that

00:36:04as badly as I do, huh?

00:36:05I mean, I think I'm a little more chill about it

00:36:07than you in general,

00:36:08but, you know, yeah, be nice.

00:36:09Chill?

00:36:10Hmm.

00:36:10Did you say you're chill?

00:36:12Yeah.

00:36:12Uh, I'd say it's more like cold-blooded.

00:36:14You stood on a bench,

00:36:16and you laid it out.

00:36:17You could get the Newsies to stop dancing

00:36:19and start selling the papes for Pulitzer.

00:36:22It's just...

00:36:23Irish sign.

00:36:23Naturally.

00:36:30We should get some rest.

00:36:31Yeah.

00:36:32Otherwise, tomorrow's gonna be rough.

00:36:34Don't get too comfortable.

00:36:35We gotta change trains at Messina.

00:36:36Thank you for informing me.

00:36:38Hey, I'll be Messina later.

00:36:40Oh, that is not one of your best puns.

00:36:42Are you sidacusing me of making a bad joke?

00:36:44Oh, stop, please.

00:36:46You're really off your game.

00:36:47I told you I was stressed.

00:36:53Here.

00:36:56Use that.

00:36:58It's been a while,

00:36:59but I've been told that it's comfy.

00:37:02Afraid I'm gonna give it a bad review?

00:37:04No, I'm pretty confident in quality.

00:37:06Huh.

00:37:09Okay.

00:37:19Four and a half stars.

00:37:22I'll take it.

00:37:33You gotta be kidding me.

00:37:35What's wrong?

00:37:35Oh, my back went from bad to worse

00:37:37after sleeping on that sardine can last night.

00:37:40Okay, well, um, let's get you back to the ship, okay?

00:37:42I'm sure there's a massage therapist there

00:37:44that can make you feel better.

00:37:45Oh, that sounds like heaven.

00:37:46The only problem is I have to physically make it back

00:37:48onto the ship.

00:37:49It really hurts.

00:37:50It's that bad, huh?

00:37:51Oh, yeah.

00:37:52Well, got us a cab.

00:37:55You know, the pain, it's like lightning.

00:37:58I never know when it's gonna...

00:38:02...strike.

00:38:07It's really raining, dude.

00:38:08Come on.

00:38:09Let's go.

00:38:10Okay, I'm gonna do it.

00:38:12Come on.

00:38:12Got it.

00:38:13You got it.

00:38:14Go.

00:38:15Go.

00:38:16Go.

00:38:17Go.

00:38:19Hey.

00:38:19Oh!

00:38:20Let's go, let me in!

00:38:21Come on!

00:38:23Oh, my God!

00:38:28Okay.

00:38:30Uh, un momento, per favor.

00:38:33Uh...

00:38:33Oh, crap.

00:38:34I don't have any service.

00:38:35Do you have service?

00:38:35Yeah, I do.

00:38:35Okay, can you look up the address for the port?

00:38:37Hold on.

00:38:37Actually, how many ports can there be?

00:38:39I'm just gonna ask for that port.

00:38:40Uh, port, per favor.

00:38:41No, no, no, no.

00:38:41Un momento.

00:38:42They're not at the port.

00:38:43The storm, they gotta reroute the ship.

00:38:44Okay, how long are they delayed?

00:38:45They're not going there at all.

00:38:46They're finding another port to avoid the storm.

00:38:50Uh...

00:38:50Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:38:53What are we gonna do?

00:38:54Uh, Hotel Colombo, por favore.

00:38:59Come on!

00:39:05Hi.

00:39:07Hello.

00:39:08Hi.

00:39:08How can I help you?

00:39:09Uh, hi, Francesca.

00:39:10My name is Parker Anders,

00:39:11and I'd like to reserve two executive suites for early check-in.

00:39:14Oh, I'm sorry.

00:39:15I don't believe we have availability.

00:39:18I know you're supposed to say that,

00:39:19but I also know that luxury resorts,

00:39:20such as the Hotel Colombo,

00:39:22they hold back certain accommodations for VIP members.

00:39:25Sorry, I am not authorized to disclose that information,

00:39:28but I would be happy to try and book you with one of our competitors.

00:39:32Okay, well, luckily, um, I am authorized, so...

00:39:36I'm Adam Crandall's personal attorney,

00:39:39and he loves this resort of all the resorts that he owns,

00:39:43even the ones that float on the sea,

00:39:45and he said I simply must stay here.

00:39:48So if you want, I can call him.

00:39:50Oh, no, that won't be necessary.

00:39:51I'll be right back with your room keys.

00:39:53Matteo, le stanze, adesso.

00:39:55You know, you could have led with the fancy business card

00:39:57and the Adam Crandall mention.

00:39:59Yeah, I know.

00:39:59I don't like the name drop,

00:40:01but you could also thank me for a luxury suite, Parker.

00:40:04You could say that.

00:40:06Apologies.

00:40:07Oh.

00:40:08Thank you so much.

00:40:09Oh, my back.

00:40:10Oh.

00:40:11Oh.

00:40:12I'm sorry.

00:40:12It's fine.

00:40:13It's okay.

00:40:13I just need a little rest.

00:40:15You just text me when you're ready to go,

00:40:16because, you know, as soon as that weather clears,

00:40:18we've got to get back on the road.

00:40:19Right, but the question is where do we go?

00:40:20We don't know the boat's going.

00:40:21Well, we'll stay on top of it, okay?

00:40:23We cannot miss it a third time.

00:40:25No, I will not let that happen.

00:40:28I don't know what to tell you, George.

00:40:30We're in the middle of a Medicane here.

00:40:32I'm sorry.

00:40:32What's a Medicane?

00:40:33Oh, it's a Mediterranean hurricane.

00:40:36Look it up.

00:40:37It's real.

00:40:37I don't want to look up anything

00:40:39unless it's your QC report on the company's server.

00:40:41Yeah, I know, I know,

00:40:42and I am doing my absolute best.

00:40:44I'm actually staying at their top-tier hotel in Syracusa,

00:40:47which technically will be a part of the buyout,

00:40:49so I'm doing quality control as we speak.

00:40:52That's really great to know, Kelly,

00:40:53but the client wants a QC report on their cruise liner,

00:40:56not their hotel.

00:40:57I need you back on the boat now.

00:41:00Okay.

00:41:00You got it.

00:41:01Hello?

00:41:02Hello?

00:41:02All right.

00:41:05It's like heaven, Maria.

00:41:07I am doing everything I can to get back.

00:41:09In fact, I threw out my back trying to do so.

00:41:12I had no idea that a freak storm

00:41:14was going to send the ship to the other side of Italy.

00:41:16Well, I know it's not your fault.

00:41:17I'm just getting really stressed over here

00:41:19dealing with all these suits,

00:41:20you know what I'm saying?

00:41:21The storm and the reroute kind of freaked them out

00:41:24with the unpredictability of this type of investment,

00:41:27so I'm just hoping it doesn't scare them, you know?

00:41:29That's just a negotiation tactic.

00:41:32That's why we have force majeure built into the deal.

00:41:34Don't sweat that.

00:41:35They're just, they're bluffing.

00:41:37So how is it out there, huh?

00:41:39Are you weathering the storm?

00:41:40Are you guys drenched?

00:41:41Well, it hasn't rained a drop.

00:41:43They rerouted us to some Greek isle,

00:41:45I don't know, Kofu or something like that.

00:41:47So we missed the storm entirely,

00:41:49sun's shining,

00:41:50and I'm on my second frozen cocktail.

00:41:52Seriously?

00:41:53Well, how are the waves out there, man?

00:41:55Are they, are they huge?

00:41:56It's like glass out here.

00:41:58I can easily barefoot water ski.

00:42:00Hey, that actually reminds me.

00:42:02I know a dude in Lake Como

00:42:04that has the sickest, most righteous setup

00:42:07we are going after we close this bad boy.

00:42:10If, if we close.

00:42:12I don't like that kind of talk, man.

00:42:14I think I found a bit of a situation out here.

00:42:16I don't like that either.

00:42:18What's going on?

00:42:19Do you know the woman

00:42:20that I'm stuck here with from the cruise?

00:42:22Oh, the cutie with the Mary Poppins bag?

00:42:24Wait, how do you know about the Mary Poppins bag?

00:42:27Oh, your sister told me.

00:42:28Anyway, what's wrong?

00:42:29She sounds like the good kind of prom parker.

00:42:32I found out that she is the secret shopper

00:42:36for Staley and Skoll's due diligence

00:42:38and quality control.

00:42:39Oh, wait, excuse me, excuse me.

00:42:42Valeria, right?

00:42:43Yeah.

00:42:43All right, can I get some call, Mari?

00:42:45Yeah, sure.

00:42:45Excellent, thank you.

00:42:46Adam?

00:42:47Oh, Valeria?

00:42:47Grilled, please.

00:42:48Adam.

00:42:49Adam, are you there?

00:42:50Sorry, I was ordering some calamari.

00:42:52No carbs, though, really.

00:42:53I mean, it's bad news, but it's not all bad.

00:42:55Are you kidding me?

00:42:56This is amazing.

00:42:57It's almost like you planned it.

00:42:58How do you figure?

00:42:59Think about it.

00:43:00The only person that could sink this ship here

00:43:03isn't even on the boat.

00:43:04I love it.

00:43:05Well, we're going to be back on the boat,

00:43:06and then I'm going to strategize.

00:43:07The strategy has changed, my friend.

00:43:09Your new goal is to stall her as long as you can.

00:43:13But she just wants to do her job.

00:43:15And so do you, right?

00:43:16Yes.

00:43:17So your job is to keep her off the boat.

00:43:19At least until Dubrovnik, that's when I really need you.

00:43:22We don't have to hide anything.

00:43:23We're not hiding anything.

00:43:24She's probably going to give a positive review anyway,

00:43:27but good or bad doesn't hurt any of us

00:43:29if she's just a little delayed.

00:43:32Okay, so what are you suggesting that I do?

00:43:34You said your back was hurt, right?

00:43:36Just milk that a little bit.

00:43:37You know what?

00:43:37I feel like I've got to get back,

00:43:39and I'm going to help you settle the investors down.

00:43:40You said they were getting restless, right?

00:43:41Emily has been a big help.

00:43:43I'll just lean on her until you get back.

00:43:45You know, I'm not so comfortable

00:43:46with you spending time with my sister.

00:43:48I mean...

00:43:48Hey, hey, hey, I've got to bail.

00:43:49My man, they're about to do pool set karaoke,

00:43:51and my jam is about to come up, okay?

00:43:53Stick to the new plan.

00:43:56Adam? Adam? Adam? Adam?

00:44:00Adam?

00:44:09I'm coming!

00:44:13Oh, hi.

00:44:14Hello.

00:44:14Hi.

00:44:15Sorry to bother you, sir.

00:44:16I just wanted to say how sorry I was

00:44:18for the misunderstanding about the rooms.

00:44:19No, no, no.

00:44:20It's...

00:44:20It was...

00:44:21It's totally fine.

00:44:22And this is from the gift shop.

00:44:23You shouldn't have.

00:44:24I didn't.

00:44:24Miss Kelly Coates asked me to drop it off for her.

00:44:27Oh.

00:44:28Well...

00:44:30Arrivederci.

00:44:31Yeah, arrivederci.

00:44:32Bye.

00:44:39Warning.

00:44:40Thought you might need a wardrobe change

00:44:41for part two of our journey.

00:44:43P.S.

00:44:43The backpack is no Mary Poppins bag,

00:44:45but it will do.

00:44:54Mr. Andrews, you clean up nice.

00:44:56Grazie mille.

00:44:57Now, this is some secret shopping

00:45:00I can get behind.

00:45:01So, thank you.

00:45:03You gotta tell me how much they cost

00:45:04because I want to pay you back.

00:45:05No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:06Let it be my gift.

00:45:07I mean, you spoiled me

00:45:08with the VIP suite after all.

00:45:10Technically, that was an expense account,

00:45:12but I will take the credit.

00:45:14Ah!

00:45:15Grazie.

00:45:24You look really nice, by the way.

00:45:26I'm a secret shopper for work and for fun.

00:45:28So, are you ready to start planning

00:45:30because we have a lot to look at?

00:45:32Yes, let's...

00:45:33The storm shut down all transportation today,

00:45:35but I figure that we could look at options for to...

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:38Is it still that bad?

00:45:39Yeah, uh...

00:45:42It just...

00:45:43It comes in waves.

00:45:44I got plenty of rest.

00:45:46I put the ice on it.

00:45:48I think I need to go see a doctor,

00:45:50and we're in Italy,

00:45:50so you know how that's gonna go.

00:45:51I already got you an appointment.

00:45:52Wow.

00:45:53How did you manage that?

00:45:54Like you said, it's Italy,

00:45:55so healthcare is a little different here.

00:45:57So I couldn't get you a traditional doctor,

00:46:00but I did get you an alternative healer.

00:46:02Alternative?

00:46:03Yeah.

00:46:03Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.

00:46:05I figured you'd say that,

00:46:07but that's the only person

00:46:08I could get on such short notice,

00:46:09and I don't want to rush this.

00:46:12However, we are both under the gun,

00:46:13and we need to be on the road

00:46:14as soon as the weather clears, okay?

00:46:16So, why don't we give it a shot?

00:46:18I gotta lay down for a minute.

00:46:20Oh.

00:46:21Right here in the...

00:46:22Okay.

00:46:23In the restaurant.

00:46:25Oh.

00:46:39So, do you want to look at my back?

00:46:41Yeah, I can go in the...

00:46:43That won't be necessary.

00:46:44You don't need to see what's wrong?

00:46:47No.

00:46:48I can feel it.

00:46:51All the physical pain we experience in life

00:46:54comes from buried feelings.

00:46:59And you have a lot to uncover,

00:47:01don't you, Mr. Parker?

00:47:02Uh, what I do do is love to take

00:47:03about 800 milligrams of ibuprofen.

00:47:05So, if you have a prescription pad lying around, or...

00:47:08I could give you some willow bark tea

00:47:09and send you on your way.

00:47:11Okay.

00:47:11But that would be the simple solution.

00:47:13Of course it would.

00:47:14Treating the symptoms may give you temporary relief.

00:47:18It won't cure the deeper problems.

00:47:20You know what?

00:47:21I don't think this is a good fit.

00:47:23You know what?

00:47:24I think we should listen to what Dr. Vulcano has to say.

00:47:27You may think my methods are new age,

00:47:30but, in fact, they are age-old.

00:47:35Da Vinci himself was trained in my line of treatment.

00:47:39It's what made him a master of observation.

00:47:42Okay, I'll bite.

00:47:44What is my pain telling you?

00:47:47The back is the support of our entire body.

00:47:52If we have pain,

00:47:54it comes from feeling unsupported in life.

00:47:58The lower back, in particular, tells me two things.

00:48:01The first is,

00:48:02you have a deep worry of losing financial support.

00:48:07Did you tell her about the murder?

00:48:08I said nothing, I swear.

00:48:10She didn't need to.

00:48:11The pain told me.

00:48:13Okay, okay.

00:48:14You're one for one.

00:48:16What else is my pain saying to you?

00:48:18The other thing it could suggest deals with love.

00:48:23Are you okay discussing it with your lover in the room?

00:48:27She's not.

00:48:29We're friends.

00:48:30Yeah.

00:48:30Yes.

00:48:32Your friend.

00:48:34The pain tells me that you were in a relationship

00:48:38which hurt you very badly.

00:48:40The only way to truly heal it

00:48:43is to stop running away.

00:48:46You know what?

00:48:46I'd rather just get that willow bark tea to go,

00:48:49and I think we'll be on our way.

00:48:51I only serve it after a shiatsu massage.

00:48:5350 euros cash, no refund.

00:48:55We have a deal.

00:48:58I got a feeling I don't have a choice.

00:49:06You know, it's too bad.

00:49:07We can't just get on that boat.

00:49:08You know, I checked,

00:49:09and it's going to Istanbul,

00:49:11formerly known as Constantinople.

00:49:13No, that's nobody's business with the Turks.

00:49:18It is so gorgeous here.

00:49:20It looks like we're enjoying the calm

00:49:22after the storm.

00:49:25Salute.

00:49:26Salute.

00:49:28Only one glass.

00:49:29I booked us on a 9 a.m. flight to Corfu.

00:49:31There's only one departure a day,

00:49:32and we cannot miss it.

00:49:35You sure you don't want to stick around in Syracusea?

00:49:38It's beautiful, and it's not raining.

00:49:39Sure, I'd love to stick around.

00:49:42Both kind of need to get back on that boat, though.

00:49:45I mean, to be honest,

00:49:48I'm just soaking in the moment.

00:49:51Can I be really honest?

00:49:53Sure.

00:49:54I'm not a little vulnerable.

00:49:55Oh.

00:49:56I've had a really great time getting to know you.

00:50:00And I know that when we get back on that boat,

00:50:02we're going back into work,

00:50:03and it's...

00:50:05But here, it's just...

00:50:06You know what I mean?

00:50:08Huh.

00:50:10I don't know if I didn't know any better.

00:50:11I think you were trying to keep me off that ship.

00:50:13Hey, can you blame my God for trying?

00:50:16And I'm not too injured to get back on the boat.

00:50:23So much for that doctor

00:50:25that you highly recommended

00:50:28and her failed Mr. Miyagi massage.

00:50:30I promise you, she came very highly recommended.

00:50:33I will say this.

00:50:34There was some truth to her words of wisdom.

00:50:36Really? Like what?

00:50:37Not if it's a one-glass-only night.

00:50:39This is a share-the-whole-bottle story, at minimum.

00:50:41Order me some pasta, and I could be convinced.

00:50:44You've got a deal.

00:50:51You're saying?

00:50:52Oh, now?

00:50:54Mm-hmm.

00:50:56Just that Dr. Vulcano...

00:50:58You know, there was some truth to what she said about love.

00:51:04I was married for almost 10 years.

00:51:07Amazing woman.

00:51:08She was...

00:51:09She was the love of my life.

00:51:12So I thought...

00:51:14Five years ago,

00:51:15we were this close to our 10-year anniversary,

00:51:18and so I planned this really big trip to Italy.

00:51:21Here, in fact.

00:51:22We were going to stay here.

00:51:23Adam had just bought this property,

00:51:25and he was raving about it.

00:51:27So I booked 10 nights

00:51:28and two first-class tickets,

00:51:30and in the taxi,

00:51:32on the way to the airport,

00:51:34she had this breakdown out of nowhere

00:51:37and said she didn't want to go with me.

00:51:38What happened?

00:51:40This is an age-old story.

00:51:42She loved me, but she wasn't in love with me anymore.

00:51:45Was there someone else?

00:51:49I mean, she said no,

00:51:50but she started seeing someone pretty quickly

00:51:53after the separation, so...

00:51:55I have my doubts.

00:52:00Parker, I'm so sorry.

00:52:02It's okay.

00:52:03It happens.

00:52:03And I have to take

00:52:04some of the responsibility.

00:52:06I mean,

00:52:07I was obsessed with work.

00:52:10I was doing it for us.

00:52:12You know,

00:52:12I thought I was building towards our future,

00:52:13but I realize now

00:52:14that I was just chipping away

00:52:15at our foundation.

00:52:16That was a hard realization to make.

00:52:18And now I'm wondering

00:52:19if Dr. Volcano

00:52:20wasn't right about the other thing, too.

00:52:22What, that you're running away?

00:52:24Yeah, I'm not afraid of commitment.

00:52:26Like, I really want

00:52:26a relationship.

00:52:28I just...

00:52:30I'm afraid of more pain.

00:52:34And with that,

00:52:36I'm going to top myself off.

00:52:40You came back here, didn't you?

00:52:43What do you mean?

00:52:44I mean,

00:52:44you had a whole trip planned

00:52:46to celebrate here.

00:52:48Must have taken a lot of guts

00:52:50to walk through those doors

00:52:51yesterday and check in.

00:52:52You're right, I guess.

00:52:54You can't see if the wound has healed

00:52:56until the bandage comes off.

00:53:02You know what?

00:53:03My back is actually healed.

00:53:05Yeah, that's probably the one.

00:53:06Yeah, you're probably right.

00:53:12All right, your turn.

00:53:13What was your biggest heartbreak?

00:53:15As sad as it is,

00:53:16I don't have one.

00:53:17I don't believe that.

00:53:18How is that possible?

00:53:19I mean, I've had relationships.

00:53:21I just end them

00:53:21before it gets too serious.

00:53:23I've seen so much heartbreak,

00:53:24my parents,

00:53:25and then a few of my friends.

00:53:27I don't know if I want to risk it.

00:53:30Calculate it or not.

00:53:33Guess we're both afraid of the pain.

00:53:34We have that in common.

00:53:37To us.

00:53:38Lucky us.

00:53:39Yeah.

00:54:17We have that in common.

00:54:24We have that in common.

00:54:25I know, so did I.

00:54:26The airport, an hour away.

00:54:28We're never gonna make it.

00:54:29Well, we have to try.

00:54:30I'll meet you in the lobby in, uh, two minutes.

00:54:32Can you make it one?

00:54:33Make it one.

00:54:37Parker?

00:54:38Parker!

00:54:39Okay.

00:54:40All right.

00:54:40We got this.

00:54:41I don't think so.

00:54:42Yep.

00:54:42We did real good.

00:54:43That was the one minute.

00:54:44Yep, we got this.

00:54:45Gotta go, yeah.

00:55:03Oh, God.

00:55:07Oh, God.

00:55:12Francesca!

00:55:13Can you order us a taxi to Catania Airport?

00:55:15Right away, sir.

00:55:16Si, pronto.

00:55:17Si, avrai bisogno di un taxi per l'aeroporto di Catania.

00:55:19Do you think we have a chance?

00:55:20Well, the airport's 30 minutes away.

00:55:22It's all gonna depend on security,

00:55:23but if we can have a cab...

00:55:25Yeah!

00:55:26I think we have a chance.

00:55:29Wait, wait.

00:55:31Okay.

00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:55:34My passport!

00:55:35What? Seriously?

00:55:36I think I left it in the room.

00:55:36No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:37We have to get in this cab right now

00:55:38or we're gonna miss this flight.

00:55:40They're not gonna let me on the plane without it.

00:55:41Parker, I need to get back.

00:55:46Hey, you gotta go, all right?

00:55:48I'll find my own way.

00:55:49I will meet you in the party.

00:55:50What?

00:55:51Go.

00:55:51What?

00:55:53Go.

00:55:58Go.

00:56:07Go.

00:56:09Go.

00:56:11Go.

00:56:13Go.

00:56:20Go.

00:56:24Go.

00:56:35Go.

00:56:38Go.

00:56:39Go.

00:56:43Go.

00:56:57Go.

00:56:59Go.

00:57:03Go.

00:57:05Go.

00:57:13Go.

00:57:23Go.

00:57:28Go.

00:57:30Go.

00:57:31Go.

00:57:32go.

00:57:32Go.

00:57:34to get fired.

00:57:37I'm getting...getting fired.

00:57:41Careful, you don't want to throw out your back again.

00:57:45Okay, hold on a second. What are you doing here?

00:57:47Did you miss your plane?

00:57:48I did not. I made it with two minutes to spare.

00:57:50You don't have time for the espresso vending machine.

00:57:51Well, I don't understand. Why are you here?

00:57:53I made it to the site, Parker. I chose to not get on it.

00:57:56Okay.

00:57:57I mean, I figured we got into this pickle together.

00:57:59It's only fair that we get out of it together.

00:58:01Yeah, but what about your job?

00:58:02Well, I am trying to follow my own advice

00:58:05if he's gonna fire me for making an honest mistake,

00:58:07I'm not meant to be there.

00:58:08Okay. I mean, that is a very healthy attitude.

00:58:12It's bold, but it's very healthy.

00:58:14Yeah, I realized I have the same tendency as you.

00:58:18I put work before everything else,

00:58:21including what's right in front of me.

00:58:29Let's get back on that boat together.

00:58:35Oh, my God.

00:58:38You know, if my head wasn't screwed to my neck.

00:58:49Are you sure this is the best solution?

00:58:51Because we missed our flight, I believe it is our only solution.

00:58:54And how do you figure?

00:58:55The trains are still on strike,

00:58:57and there is not a single rental car available in all of this site.

00:58:59We get to the mainland, right?

00:59:01We get a cab,

00:59:02and we hire somebody to drive us the rest of the way.

00:59:05You're so cute.

00:59:07They're too busy because of the strike,

00:59:08and there is a bunch of union rules,

00:59:10a bunch of driving regulations.

00:59:11It's a mess.

00:59:12Because we're in godfather country.

00:59:13Okay. Can't reference a movie you haven't seen.

00:59:15Noted. Got it.

00:59:16All right, back to your plan.

00:59:17Yes. I called Valentina to help.

00:59:19Who's Valentina?

00:59:20She's the woman that helped me translate at the train station.

00:59:22She gave me her card.

00:59:23Parker, you gotta keep up, okay?

00:59:24Right.

00:59:25Her cousin owns a fishing boat.

00:59:28Okay.

00:59:29Didn't we learn our lesson about excursions in Palermo?

00:59:33Okay, stop.

00:59:34I am going to ban sarcasm until further notice.

00:59:37Duly noted.

00:59:39This plan of yours, I am so confused,

00:59:41I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:59:43Come here.

00:59:47We're here, right?

00:59:49Mm-hmm.

00:59:49And the boat is docked all the way up here in Bari.

00:59:51And it leaves at 8.30 p.m. sharp.

00:59:54It goes all the way up here.

00:59:55That is right.

00:59:56Now, Valentina's cousin really likes to fish in the Gulf of Taranto.

01:00:01Apparently, the Branzino really bite after a big storm.

01:00:04Well, that's a fun fact.

01:00:05Isn't it?

01:00:05Yeah.

01:00:06So, if we can just find him in all this chaos,

01:00:08we can catch a ride to the port of Taranto,

01:00:10and then from there, we find her other cousin,

01:00:11who was arranged for transportation to Bari.

01:00:14This woman is amazing and apparently related.

01:00:16That's right.

01:00:16And if all goes according to plan,

01:00:17we will be back on the boat by nightfall.

01:00:19Which gives me enough time to prep with Adam for the merger meeting.

01:00:22And if I work through the night,

01:00:23I can still deliver my report to my boss in the morning.

01:00:25And for the record, I am totally on board with that.

01:00:27Good.

01:00:28Okay. So, how do we find cousin number one?

01:00:30I don't know.

01:00:31But she said his name is Andrea.

01:00:33He works on the main dock and his boat is blue.

01:00:36Or red.

01:00:37Can we use sarcasm yet?

01:00:39No time. We gotta find him.

01:00:40Call him.

01:00:41Oh, she said he's old school. He doesn't have a phone.

01:00:42Why doesn't he have a cell phone?

01:00:44I never really needed one.

01:00:46I like to be present with the people in my presence.

01:00:50I'm so glad you found us.

01:00:51Your cousin, Valentina, said that you could help us get to the port of Taranto.

01:00:55Valentina told you this?

01:00:55Yes.

01:01:00Valentina is right.

01:01:02I may be able to help you.

01:01:04But only this strapping young man will help me.

01:01:07He will do whatever you say.

01:01:14Come on, you're mopping like a child.

01:01:17Mop like a man.

01:01:18Did he just say?

01:01:19Come on.

01:01:20I wanna see your American teeth sparkling in that window.

01:01:24Oh, I missed the spot.

01:01:27Oh, here, I can help with this.

01:01:29No, sorry.

01:01:30I'm very superstitious.

01:01:32It's very bad luck for a woman to touch the fishing tackle.

01:01:35Oh, good luck for you, because it's heavy with your back.

01:01:40Oh, careful.

01:01:42Bravo!

01:01:43OK, do little circles.

01:01:45Let's see.

01:01:46I said little circles.

01:01:47Are you listening to me?

01:01:48I'm trying to do little circles.

01:01:49Yes, you're not trying hard enough.

01:01:51Let me do it.

01:01:54I'm not even capable of doing a gomela.

01:01:56I'm not capable of doing a gomela,

01:01:58because what did I do at the border?

01:02:05Everybody, here I go.

01:02:07Here we go!

01:02:25One, two, three.

01:02:27One, two, three.

01:02:29You're pretty quiet there.

01:02:31Are you focusing on your dance moves,

01:02:32or is there something on your mind?

01:02:33A little of both.

01:02:35Spill it.

01:02:35I don't think that's something you'd want your investors to hear.

01:02:38OK.

01:02:40Very good.

01:02:42Keep the feet up.

01:02:43Nice. Looking good.

01:02:44I don't like the sound of that.

01:02:45What's going on?

01:02:46I don't know.

01:02:47I mean, maybe something to do with the fact you asked my brother to stop killing from getting back on

01:02:50the boat.

01:02:54One, two, three.

01:02:56One, two, three.

01:02:56Hey, she represents the competition.

01:02:59This is business.

01:02:59It's not personal.

01:03:01No.

01:03:01Things like this happen.

01:03:02She shouldn't be punished for them.

01:03:11I'm not punishing anyone, OK?

01:03:12I just find the situation serendipitous.

01:03:16I think the word you're looking for is surreptitious.

01:03:19OK, that's a little unfair.

01:03:20Wouldn't you rather win this deal fair and square?

01:03:22Just keep it down, shall we?

01:03:24Why?

01:03:25I don't have anything to hide.

01:03:27Do you?

01:03:28One, two, three.

01:03:30Look.

01:03:31I wanted to help out because I feel bad for my brother and because you seem like a really good

01:03:35guy.

01:03:36Unless you change the way you're handling the situation, you're gonna find yourself alone in this.

01:03:39And I don't just mean me.

01:03:41I mean Parker, too.

01:03:43Do not take his goodness for granted.

01:03:46Please.

01:03:47Nice.

01:03:49Yeah, I think I'm feeling a little seasick, so I'm gonna go lie down.

01:04:02Hey, how's your back?

01:04:04Never been better.

01:04:05Ah, I guess Dr. Volcano was right after all.

01:04:08She was.

01:04:09I'm really glad I let her take a quack at me.

01:04:12Oh!

01:04:13Dad jokes are back.

01:04:14I guess you're feeling calm again?

01:04:16Somehow, that is exactly how you make me feel.

01:04:20Now, can you cure my seasickness?

01:04:22I wish I had some dramamine for this drama king out here.

01:04:27Touché!

01:04:28I can't even be mad at you for that one.

01:04:33Hey, Bella Donna.

01:04:35Si.

01:04:35Your turn to drive.

01:04:36Oh, is that not bad luck?

01:04:38Quite the opposite, actually.

01:04:39You're gonna drive?

01:04:44Okay.

01:04:45So, put your hands on the wheel.

01:04:46Dad.

01:04:47How about feeling so calm now?

01:04:48Hey!?

01:05:00Oh!

01:05:01In the summer and you'll be close to me

01:05:06I'd like to go around and go around the world

01:05:12Go alone on the motorcycle

01:05:33Shouldn't we be paying you?

01:05:35Throw them in the water

01:05:35This is a two euro coin

01:05:38Shouldn't we be using like maybe a two cent coin instead?

01:05:41If you're generous to the sea, she will be generous back to you

01:05:45Toss them over your shoulder

01:05:49Three, two, one

01:05:52Bailey, today's gonna be a lucky one

01:05:54Uno, due, tres, cuatro

01:06:14Hi, so what does the cousin look like?

01:06:15I don't know, she didn't say

01:06:16She just said that there was gonna be transportation waiting on the dock

01:06:18What's his name?

01:06:19Mario

01:06:19Wow, that really narrows it down

01:06:21Sorry, embargo on the sarcasm

01:06:23What about his phone number? You got that in your phone?

01:06:24Yeah, my phone is almost dead

01:06:27Oh, no, scratch that, it is dead

01:06:28It's fine, it's fine, she said he would be here

01:06:30Okay

01:06:34Look at this, look at this, look at this

01:06:35Look at this

01:06:37Hold on a minute

01:06:39Ow

01:06:39Miss Kelly, I apologize that I could not escort you myself

01:06:44But Limoncello will get you there safely

01:06:46Leave her at the dock in Bari to the woman at the gelato cart

01:06:51Buon viaggio Mario

01:06:53This is not good, this is not good

01:06:56Why? Do I look dumb?

01:06:57I am terrified of motorcycles

01:06:58Good thing this is just a glorified scooter

01:07:00Parker, you don't understand

01:07:01I am terrified of anything that only has two wheels, okay?

01:07:03My childhood bike still has the training wheels on it

01:07:05Hey, Kelly

01:07:05I was born to ride this thing

01:07:07All you gotta do is hold on tight

01:07:14You might look dumb

01:07:16I look dumber

01:07:17Try not to eat any June bugs on the way

01:07:19Ha!

01:07:27Let's play

01:07:41Hey Nick

01:07:44We made it to Monopoly!

01:07:48Should we check out BoardWalk or Park Driving or I'm going to send you straight to jail?

01:07:52You got it.

01:08:08Seven minutes to spare.

01:08:11Well, that is pause for celebration.

01:08:14Si, senor.

01:08:16Hello.

01:08:17Hello.

01:08:18So Mario said you would know what to do with limoncello.

01:08:21Yeah, si?

01:08:22And I would love some gelato.

01:08:23Can I have some pistachio, please?

01:08:25And the lady would like...

01:08:26Oh, uh, stracciatella.

01:08:27Stracciatella, of course.

01:08:29We did it.

01:08:30Yeah, but you know what?

01:08:31Now that we're here, I feel a little sad.

01:08:35Why?

01:08:35Well, we had quite the adventure.

01:08:37Well, just because we're getting back on the boat doesn't mean the adventure has to stop.

01:08:41I like the sound of that.

01:08:43Gelato.

01:08:44Oh, grazie mille.

01:08:46Para ti.

01:08:47All right.

01:08:48Salute.

01:08:49Salute.

01:08:50That sound means you got to get back on the boat.

01:08:52Get on the boat.

01:08:53Get on the boat.

01:08:54Get on the boat.

01:08:54Yeah!

01:09:04All right, I am going to go.

01:09:06I have to go get cleaned up, but then I'm going to go find Emily and Adam.

01:09:08Yes.

01:09:09Me too.

01:09:10Um...

01:09:10Well, no, just the cleaning up part.

01:09:12I've got to plug my phone in and get to work, you know?

01:09:14Okay.

01:09:16Um...

01:09:17So you know what I think I'm going to do?

01:09:18I think at midnight, I'm going to go down to that 24-hour pizza oven.

01:09:21Uh-huh.

01:09:22If you want to join me.

01:09:23I'm still going to be up, so...

01:09:24Yeah, you're not just supposed to make bye.

01:09:26For research.

01:09:27Right.

01:09:28And then let's...

01:09:29I'm going to...

01:09:29Get out of here.

01:09:30I'll see you there.

01:09:31I'll see you there.

01:09:31All right.

01:09:33Bye.

01:09:33I'll see you there.

01:09:34Bye.

01:09:36See you later.

01:09:37Bye.

01:09:41Oh, Kelly.

01:09:43Hi.

01:09:44I'm so glad you guys are back.

01:09:46Yeah.

01:09:46In fact, I heard you were quite the hero.

01:09:48Oh.

01:09:49Save the day.

01:09:49No, no, no.

01:09:50It was, um, just a team effort.

01:09:52Yeah.

01:09:52Well, I appreciate it.

01:09:54And, um, I owe you an apology.

01:09:58You do?

01:09:59Yeah.

01:10:00I realize I shouldn't have asked Parker to purposely stall you from getting back.

01:10:04on the boat.

01:10:05It was wrong.

01:10:06It was, uh, selfish and opportunistic and, frankly, unnecessary.

01:10:11Shouldn't have put you or him in that position, and I...

01:10:14I'm sorry.

01:10:18Well, I am so glad you told me.

01:10:21Oh, me too.

01:10:22Big load off my chest.

01:10:24Yeah.

01:10:24You know, it was Emily.

01:10:25Emily actually is the one that stood up to me and said...

01:10:27Adam, you know what?

01:10:28I gotta go.

01:10:28Okay, but I'm...

01:10:30I'm sorry.

01:10:31Uh, good luck on your meeting tomorrow.

01:10:32Okay.

01:10:33See you soon.

01:10:34Yeah.

01:10:51Oh, boy.

01:10:55George, hi.

01:10:56Um, I'm so sorry I've been out of pocket.

01:10:58I can explain everything, and I promise you I will have everything uploaded to the platform

01:11:01by 6 a.m.

01:11:02Save it, Kelly.

01:11:03There's nothing more to explain.

01:11:05They threatened to cancel our contract, so I brought in somebody else.

01:11:08You're kidding me, right?

01:11:09I wish I was.

01:11:11They boarded the ship in Corfu, and their work has been really solid.

01:11:15I'm gonna have to let you go.

01:11:16Sorry, this came from the top.

01:11:18George!

01:11:19What?

01:11:20I'm sorry.

01:11:21I'm confused.

01:11:22Do you mean let me go from this assignment or from my job?

01:11:25I'm sorry, Kelly, but it's both.

01:11:28Gotta go.

01:11:39When can you talk?

01:11:41Taking a break from work already?

01:11:44Slacker.

01:11:45I just got fired, Parker.

01:11:47They brought on someone else.

01:11:48I am so sorry.

01:11:50Meet me at the Lido Lounge.

01:11:58Hey, Kelly.

01:12:00I'm sorry.

01:12:03What happened?

01:12:05Don't do it.

01:12:06You know exactly what happened.

01:12:09Seriously, I'm in the dark.

01:12:11You know what you're doing right now, Parker?

01:12:13It's not sarcasm.

01:12:14It's just straight-up dishonesty.

01:12:16Okay, I know you're upset because you lost your job.

01:12:18Yeah, I'm upset because you knew I was on a deadline, and you deliberately stalled me.

01:12:24Okay, um...

01:12:25Adam told me.

01:12:26Of course he did.

01:12:28You're back.

01:12:29Was that an act, or was that real?

01:12:31No, that was real.

01:12:32Honest.

01:12:33Promise.

01:12:34And the passport, the forgotten passport, that was very convenient.

01:12:36Honest mistake.

01:12:37Why would I put you in a cab to get you back on the boat if I was trying to

01:12:41deliberately delay you?

01:12:42I don't know.

01:12:47I don't know what to think, Parker.

01:12:48I just know that I keep...

01:12:50I keep replaying that dinner that we had together in Syracuse.

01:12:55You asking me to stay because you're having such a good time getting to know me, and I...

01:13:00I just...

01:13:01I feel so stupid.

01:13:02Every word of that was true.

01:13:05Yes, Adam asked me to delay you.

01:13:07I didn't listen to him.

01:13:08You could ask my sister.

01:13:09I told her about it immediately.

01:13:13Maybe you should have told me.

01:13:16You're right.

01:13:23Good luck on your meeting tomorrow.

01:13:26I hope it was worth it.

01:13:27Cut.

01:13:28Cut.

01:13:29Kelly.

01:13:36Such a new dress.

01:13:41Permission to come aboard?

01:13:43What's the password?

01:13:44I don't know.

01:13:45I think it's something like, uh, I was wrong for being so short-sighted about the Kelly situation,

01:13:50and I'm glad you have the guts to tell me and put me in my place.

01:13:54Did you make it right?

01:13:55Well, I told her the truth and apologized.

01:13:58I haven't seen Parker yet, but when I do, I plan on doing the same.

01:14:03Password accepted.

01:14:04Oh, sweet.

01:14:07You should have a chance to see Parker soon, because I told him to meet me here.

01:14:09Oh, I can't wait to hear the adventures.

01:14:12Yeah.

01:14:12You know, I am so impressed with how you're able to be so honest with me.

01:14:19I'm realizing there aren't a lot of people in my life that are willing to do that.

01:14:22Maybe you should rethink who's in your life.

01:14:24There it is again.

01:14:25It's, you are just brutally honest, and I love it.

01:14:36Hey.

01:14:37What did you say to her?

01:14:39I was just telling Emily that I apologized for my little plan to have you delay her from getting on

01:14:44the boat.

01:14:45All right, and did you fail to mention to her that I didn't follow through with it?

01:14:49I didn't know what was happening.

01:14:50Both of your phones died, so I was kind of left in the dark.

01:14:53Whatever you said to her got her very upset with me.

01:14:56More importantly, she got fired for this.

01:14:59No.

01:15:00Yeah, I, I am sorry.

01:15:02I, I truly am.

01:15:03I let opportunity get in the way of honor, and I regret even mentioning it.

01:15:11Forgive me.

01:15:17Yeah, of course.

01:15:19All right.

01:15:22So what do we do now?

01:15:23I don't know, Parker.

01:15:25You're the head of operations and strategy.

01:15:27You tell me.

01:15:29Okay.

01:15:37Some days, it's all a caving.

01:15:42Ooh, ooh.

01:15:45Feels like it's far from saving.

01:15:50Ooh, ooh.

01:15:53I stand with my fingers crossed and breathe.

01:16:00When it takes all I've got to see.

01:16:07I remember whenever it falls down.

01:16:11And I'll be like raising the quietest.

01:16:13Ah, thank you, sir.

01:16:15Looks amazing.

01:16:25Can you get a chair slice?

01:16:27Hey.

01:16:29I didn't think I was going to see you again.

01:16:32Well, you promised pizza.

01:16:34I did.

01:16:36Yeah, it's not a margarita pizza, but...

01:16:38More of a dirty martini girl, anyway.

01:16:40Was that a pun-based peace offering?

01:16:42It was.

01:16:43Except you should have said pizza offering.

01:16:45Oh, talk about Miss in the Boat.

01:16:50You know that I was telling the truth, right?

01:16:54It would never have purposely kept you from getting back.

01:16:57Yeah, I know.

01:17:00I thought back to that moment in the cab.

01:17:03I realized I saw the truth in your eyes.

01:17:05Plus, you're such a baby about your back.

01:17:07There's no way you were faking that.

01:17:08Right?

01:17:09Mm-hmm.

01:17:09I know.

01:17:10It just further proves my case.

01:17:14I'm sorry you lost your job.

01:17:16It's okay.

01:17:17No, really.

01:17:18It's fine.

01:17:18I'm the one who chose to not get on that plane.

01:17:23And I don't regret it.

01:17:27You know, if they're going to fire you for making an honest mistake,

01:17:30you weren't meant to be there.

01:17:32Those are wise words.

01:17:34Who said that?

01:17:35Pretty sure it was me.

01:17:38Plus, you know, I think it's going to motivate me to go out on my own.

01:17:42I think I'd make a pretty decent independent consultant.

01:17:45I'm pretty sure you would.

01:17:46Actually, I have some notes on your presentation

01:17:48if you want me to help you close the deal.

01:17:50You say no more.

01:17:51Sharon, where do you want to start?

01:17:54Spreadsheets or projections?

01:17:57Pizza.

01:17:58Pizza.

01:18:00Pizza.

01:18:01Pizza.

01:18:02Pizza.

01:18:03Pizza.

01:18:14I can't believe that you rented a medieval museum for this meeting.

01:18:19Well, I know how to set a vibe, so let's just deliver now, huh?

01:18:22Well, you ready, secret weapon?

01:18:25On your order, my liege.

01:18:27Limit cello on three.

01:18:28One, two, three.

01:18:30Limit cello!

01:18:32They don't.

01:18:32It's an off-the-boat thing.

01:18:33You wouldn't understand.

01:18:34Okay.

01:18:35All right, ladies and gentlemen,

01:18:37how about we get this party started and grab some pastries?

01:18:40Frank the Tank, I want you to try those croissants.

01:18:42They're magnificent.

01:18:44There's one last thing that I want to talk to you about, though.

01:18:47In this day and age,

01:18:49how difficult it is to discover that work-life balance.

01:18:53We are in a culture that is obsessed with success.

01:18:58We forget to take time with the people that we love.

01:19:02Now, if you add Crandall Cruises to your portfolio, what you will be offering millions of people all around the

01:19:09world is the chance to rediscover that balance.

01:19:14Now, there's only one person who can say it more beautifully than I, and that's this person right here.

01:19:19Kelly, please, the floor is yours.

01:19:22Hi, everybody.

01:19:22I'm Kelly Coates.

01:19:23I was the woman who was hired to do due diligence for your team, and then was subsequently fired for

01:19:29missing the boat.

01:19:30And I get that, but I want to tell you that in the time I tried to find everything that

01:19:36was wrong about this company,

01:19:39I actually found everything that was right about it.

01:19:42I spent the better part of the week with the top management at Crandall Cruises,

01:19:45and I can tell you that this team is full of integrity and full of honor.

01:19:52Now, they're not perfect, all right?

01:19:54They make mistakes, but when they do, they acknowledge those mistakes, and they do their best to make it right

01:20:01for the customer.

01:20:02So if I was looking to acquire a company with that type of culture, that type of tradition, I would

01:20:07gladly step aboard.

01:20:09Thank you for your time.

01:20:10That was awesome.

01:20:10Thank you, Kelly.

01:20:12Uh, guys, this is your time for questions.

01:20:14If there are no questions, it is time to bring out the old Quillen Inc.

01:20:19You could, you could sign.

01:20:21Uh, I object. I object.

01:20:23Um, you can't object. This isn't a courtroom.

01:20:27Well, then I rescind my offer to sell.

01:20:29Are you serious?

01:20:31Yeah, just, just trust me.

01:20:35I hope you have all enjoyed your week here on the Mediterranean, courtesy of this fabulous cruise line.

01:20:41But after careful consideration, I've changed my mind about the direction of sailing here.

01:20:48You know, being on the water this past week has reminded me why I got into this business in the

01:20:53first place.

01:20:54And that's to bring people together.

01:20:56Greg and Judy know what I'm talking about.

01:20:58Anyway, so my partner and I, we are open to investment, to expand our empire on the open sea.

01:21:06But we will be retaining our controlling ownership in Crandall Cruises.

01:21:11No further questions, Your Honor.

01:21:13Again, this isn't a courtroom.

01:21:15Are you serious?

01:21:16Yeah.

01:21:22So you left a lot of money on the table back there.

01:21:25You having any seller's remorse?

01:21:27Honestly, no.

01:21:28I meant everything I said in there.

01:21:30Plus, I'm far too young to retire anyway.

01:21:32I'm just glad you realized how good a team you have.

01:21:35I think Parker is the best there is, of course.

01:21:37And I think hiring Kelly is going to really increase your consumer experience.

01:21:42Yeah, now all I need to do is just hire a new partner for business relations.

01:21:46I mean, I know someone looking for a job.

01:21:50You have yourself a deal.

01:21:56Oops.

01:21:58Forgot to let go.

01:22:01Oopsies.

01:22:02We'll send him a moment to HR when we get back.

01:22:06Better.

01:22:11I am officially blown away.

01:22:13I mean, I've never seen Adam beg anybody that hard to work for him.

01:22:16I mean, he really impressed him.

01:22:18Well, your glowing recommendation didn't hurt either.

01:22:20So is it a little awkward that I'm sort of your boss now?

01:22:23Well, technically, I'm just a consultant, so you're not my boss at all.

01:22:27It's true.

01:22:28It's true.

01:22:29Is it awkward that you have a crush on your consultant?

01:22:33Technically, it's way more than a crush, so you really can't call it that at all.

01:22:36What would you call it?

01:22:41A calculated risk.

01:23:09It's weird.

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