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00:00:28You
00:00:31All right
00:00:32So
00:00:34Mano y Mano
00:00:35How many girls ask you if Picasso is your real name?
00:00:39One I'd like to talk about
00:00:41Especially since a lot of them argue with me when I tell them it is my real name
00:00:44Like how are you going to tell me what my name is?
00:00:46I think I know more about it than you do
00:00:50She's cute
00:00:52Got you 20 bones she has a kid
00:00:54How can you tell that from one inconspicuous photo?
00:00:57Always trust the bubbling stomach
00:00:59Why is your stomach bubbling?
00:01:01Just scroll
00:01:06Ew, Maddie, you're right
00:01:09Of all the photos you're going to post of your kid
00:01:11Why would you post the one directly after you gave birth?
00:01:14She looks hideous
00:01:15I guess she was going for the natural beauty thing
00:01:17Nothing beautiful about that
00:01:19Is that her placenta?
00:01:21Gladly swiping left
00:01:23Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:01:24Okay, which one is she?
00:01:26Every photo is her with the same four girls
00:01:29I'm trying to find this right now
00:01:31And she wants to play Where's Fucking Waldo?
00:01:33I detest that shit
00:01:34You know when girls do that?
00:01:35It's usually because they're the ugliest one out of their group of friends
00:01:38Then it must be this one
00:01:41Duff, you have been spotted
00:01:43Ooh, she looks like fucking Beetlejuice
00:01:47She does
00:01:47To the left
00:01:50To the left
00:01:51Oh yeah, you're 25
00:01:5325 times 2
00:01:57Oh, here we go
00:01:58Officially head over heels
00:02:00Check it out
00:02:00Close up of her eye
00:02:02And
00:02:02Yep, that's her only photo
00:02:04Who wouldn't want to swipe right?
00:02:07Beats me
00:02:10Oh, hold on
00:02:10Let me see something
00:02:13You've got quite a few messages
00:02:16Master Picasso
00:02:16A lot more than I thought you'd have
00:02:18Well, if you open up the conversation
00:02:19You'll see that they're mostly just lonely hey's
00:02:21That no one ever responded to
00:02:23You can't just say hey to these girls
00:02:25The second you match with them
00:02:27You gotta do something to show them
00:02:29That you're not just one of the millions of guys
00:02:30That want to make bacon with them
00:02:31But I do want to make bacon with them
00:02:33Well, you're not gonna put anything in the pan
00:02:34With a dry fucking DM like hey
00:02:37Every hot girl's DM
00:02:38Is 50% lewd messages
00:02:4050% haze
00:02:41You gotta find the middle ground
00:02:43You gotta do something unique
00:02:44Well, my haze did work on someone
00:02:47Oh, this girl
00:02:48Sissany
00:02:49Yeah
00:02:50We've been talking for like two weeks
00:02:51And I can actually keep a conversation going with her
00:02:54No lags
00:02:55No
00:02:55Pretending to be interested
00:02:56And it's a good deal
00:02:58And we text like every day
00:03:00You guys met in person yet?
00:03:02No
00:03:03Is a face-to-face meeting in the works?
00:03:06Nope
00:03:14Dude, what are you stop
00:03:15What is that for?
00:03:16That's for preferring to talk to an attractive young woman
00:03:18On your phone
00:03:19Than talking to her pussy lips in real time
00:03:21I've seen catfish
00:03:23And if I've learned anything from Neve and Max
00:03:25Is that anything that seems too good
00:03:26Really is too good
00:03:27Right now this girl's on a pillar, you know
00:03:30She's cool, she's chill
00:03:31And I don't want to ruin what we have by meeting her in person
00:03:34Like what if she's a guy?
00:03:36Or what if she is who she says she is
00:03:38But her real-life personality pales in comparison to her online personality
00:03:42When I'm not looking for girls to fuck
00:03:44I can just sit back, unwind, and shoot the shit with Sissany
00:03:50What the-what-stop!
00:03:51Stop!
00:03:52What the fuck kind of logic is that?
00:03:53This girl responded to your boring-ass hay
00:03:56And has sustained conversation with you for weeks
00:03:58She's pretty
00:03:59She clearly likes the same things as you
00:04:01Look, she's gotten a courage in the cowardly dog shirt for crying out loud
00:04:04This girl will fuck the potatoes out of you
00:04:06Yeah, but what if she's a catfish?
00:04:08What if she's not a catfish?
00:04:09Picasso
00:04:11Listen to me with both ears, alright?
00:04:14If you haven't at least discussed the possibility of meeting this girl in person
00:04:18By the next time I see you
00:04:19I will personally give you a vasectomy with a rusty safety pin
00:04:24Capisce?
00:04:26Her vagina is calling your name, dude
00:04:30Oh, Picasso
00:04:33Oh, Picasso
00:04:34Just give me that salami
00:04:36Just give me that sausage
00:04:38I can take it
00:04:40Come on, shove it in there, big boy
00:04:42Come on, shove it in there, big boy
00:04:43Come on, shove it in there
00:04:44Please, stop it
00:04:45Please, stop it
00:04:45Please, stop it
00:04:46You're a sex body
00:04:46Stop it
00:04:47Oh, my God
00:04:47Oh, my God
00:05:03Look, I graduated
00:05:05Get through anything
00:05:06If magic made it
00:05:07That's magic, ain't it
00:05:09Graduated from public school
00:05:10That's special
00:05:11And
00:05:11That's football teams
00:05:13Since 13
00:05:14They're football dreams
00:05:15Most people waiting
00:05:17On the sideline
00:05:18Waiting for one time
00:05:19In the limelight
00:05:20But tonight
00:05:21I'ma shine in the moonlight
00:05:23Made moves like Michael Jackson
00:05:25So it's time for action
00:05:26I go
00:05:27Graduated to a party bus
00:05:29I'm going to college
00:05:30I had enough
00:05:31Gonna live it up
00:05:32Pour a drink in the red cup
00:05:33Trunk white
00:05:34Gonna throw it up
00:05:34We're gonna celebrate
00:05:36We're gonna celebrate
00:05:40We're gonna celebrate
00:05:44All night
00:05:47All night
00:05:49We're gonna celebrate
00:05:56Oh, so many stairs
00:05:59Well, technically
00:06:00I can get shot anywhere
00:06:01The fact that this is Inglewood
00:06:03Should make a difference
00:06:05It's actually not that sketch
00:06:07Looks pretty nice inside
00:06:10Asshole
00:06:11No, but
00:06:12Are you sure you know the plan?
00:06:14Because you tend to have
00:06:14Selective memory
00:06:15And I want to make sure
00:06:16My plan is foolproof
00:06:18Okay
00:06:19Sad face means
00:06:20Call me
00:06:21So I can make an exit
00:06:22Elegantly
00:06:23And happy face means
00:06:24I can stay
00:06:27Okay
00:06:28Thank you very much
00:06:30Bye, bitch
00:06:41It'll be fine
00:06:44It'll be fine
00:06:48It'll be fine
00:06:49It'll be fine
00:06:51Yeah
00:06:53I think it'll be fine
00:07:08Hi
00:07:09Hey
00:07:13Thank you
00:07:14You're welcome
00:07:39Thank you
00:07:44This is a fucking maze
00:07:46Yeah
00:07:47There's a side entrance
00:07:48That's closer to my apartment
00:07:49But I thought for the sake
00:07:50Of presentation
00:07:50I might as well meet you in front
00:07:52Well, you should know
00:07:53That I hate walking
00:07:54If I could ride around
00:07:56In one of those
00:07:56Electric shopping carts
00:07:57For the rest of my life
00:07:58I would
00:08:00Well, we don't have
00:08:00Any electric shopping carts
00:08:01But there's a few
00:08:02Janky ones lying around
00:08:03That could push you in one
00:08:04I might just take you up on that
00:08:06But only if the cart's
00:08:07Missing a wheel
00:08:08And it smells like this
00:08:09Well, I'll see
00:08:10If I can muster up
00:08:14How long have you been walking?
00:08:15Uh, less than a minute
00:08:18My feet hurt already
00:08:19You really do hate walking
00:08:21I did warn you
00:08:23This hallway is kind of sketch
00:08:24Yeah
00:08:25I thought the same thing
00:08:26Sometimes when I'm by myself
00:08:28I turn around
00:08:28Just to make sure
00:08:29I'm not being followed
00:08:30Oh my god
00:08:31Imagine if you were
00:08:32Like, Leatherface
00:08:33Was just posted up
00:08:34At the end of the hallway
00:08:34Like, what's up, bro?
00:08:36Uh, I think I'd turn into
00:08:38Usain Bolt
00:08:38That's what I'm doing
00:08:40Not today
00:08:43See, not me
00:08:44I am one of those people
00:08:45That would royally
00:08:46Piss off the horror movie audience
00:08:47I just wait to be killed
00:08:49I mean, what is the point
00:08:51In wasting Leatherface's time
00:08:53Giving this illusion
00:08:54That I'm capable
00:08:55Of engaging in foot chase
00:08:56Nope
00:08:57Just cut me open
00:08:58I can handle it
00:09:00Sure about that?
00:09:02Nope
00:09:03This hallway still reminds me
00:09:05Of The Shining, though
00:09:05Yeah
00:09:06Well, if they ever do
00:09:06Another remake
00:09:07They could do it right here
00:09:08Isn't that infuriating
00:09:10Another remake?
00:09:12The Shining is one of those films
00:09:13That should never be remade
00:09:15No one will ever come close
00:09:16To what Jack Nicholson
00:09:17Was able to achieve
00:09:20You were supposed to agree with me?
00:09:22I'm not really crazy
00:09:23About The Shining
00:09:25Well, date's over
00:09:26Oh, well, I just think
00:09:27It's overrated
00:09:28And before you draw your sword
00:09:29I'm not saying it's a bad movie
00:09:31It definitely had
00:09:32It's effective moments
00:09:33But to say it was
00:09:34The greatest horror movie
00:09:35Of all
00:09:38I'll over genuine horror
00:09:40Plus
00:09:41Cooper put his team
00:09:42Through hell
00:09:43If a director
00:09:44Can't destroy
00:09:45The mental health
00:09:46Of their cast and crew
00:09:47They shouldn't call
00:09:48Themselves a director
00:09:49Um, that's a problematic statement
00:09:52So here's what I think
00:09:55Remakes give filmmakers
00:09:57This opportunity
00:09:58To resurrect
00:09:58Previously awful movies
00:10:00I mean, I can think of
00:10:02So many shitty horror films
00:10:03That could be remade
00:10:04And enriched
00:10:04But instead
00:10:05People choose
00:10:07To remake the classics
00:10:08The films that should have
00:10:09A do not touch sign on them
00:10:11You can say that again
00:10:12Do I have to?
00:10:19Oh, not too shabby
00:10:20Not too shabby at all
00:10:22This is the abode
00:10:23I live in a shoebox
00:10:25Compared to this
00:10:27And you have a staircase
00:10:28See, staircases and apartments
00:10:30To me are just like
00:10:31A fuck you
00:10:32To the rest of us
00:10:33Studio apartment folk
00:10:35Like, not one
00:10:36But two of my floors
00:10:37Are bigger than your entire
00:10:39Living space
00:10:39Oh, there's just a bedroom
00:10:40Up there
00:10:41It's not that great
00:10:42But here's the test
00:10:44How many bathrooms do you have?
00:10:46Two
00:10:46Ugh, that is exceptional
00:10:48So no one can blow up
00:10:50Your bathroom
00:10:51Because you have one down here
00:10:52For all your visiting
00:10:53Bowel unloads, huh?
00:10:55You don't even use
00:10:55The bathroom down here, do you?
00:10:57Not really
00:10:59You
00:10:59Young guy
00:11:01Have got it made
00:11:01This apartment's not that great
00:11:04I get that you're trying
00:11:06To be unpresuming
00:11:07But
00:11:08This is a pretty sick pad
00:11:10I do not see
00:11:11One blemish
00:11:12Hmm
00:11:13Well then you haven't
00:11:14Looked hard enough
00:11:14Bring your eyes
00:11:16This away
00:11:17Oh, hiya
00:11:18Destruction
00:11:19What happened here?
00:11:20Bronx
00:11:21Bronx as in
00:11:23The borough of New York City?
00:11:25No
00:11:25Bronx as in
00:11:26My friend's dog Bronx
00:11:27Oh, god damn
00:11:28Gertrude
00:11:29My friend Hutt
00:11:30Got himself a husky
00:11:31A very unwise decision
00:11:33And why is that?
00:11:35Huskies are
00:11:35Cuteness overload
00:11:37Like
00:11:37I need to stop
00:11:38Whatever I'm doing
00:11:39And hug your face
00:11:40No
00:11:40The cuteness of a husky
00:11:42Hampers people's ability
00:11:43To make sound decisions
00:11:44My friend Hutt
00:11:45Got himself a husky
00:11:46Purely on the basis
00:11:48That it was his little
00:11:49Wolfie pie
00:11:50His words
00:11:51Not mine
00:11:52Hutt got this dog
00:11:53And didn't read up on it
00:11:54Huskies are
00:11:55Balls of
00:11:56Energy
00:11:57They get bored easily
00:11:59And when they're not stimulated
00:12:00It's chewing time
00:12:01But huskies are
00:12:03Little wolfie pies
00:12:05I'd love to have a husky
00:12:06They're always so happy
00:12:08And their fur is like
00:12:10They're like little
00:12:10Hairy marshmallows
00:12:11Well, Bronx
00:12:13The hairy little marshmallow
00:12:14He'd be left alone
00:12:15In Hutt's apartment
00:12:16And in no time
00:12:17He was tearing
00:12:18The place apart
00:12:19And Hutt didn't want
00:12:20To get mad at the dog
00:12:21Because it was his
00:12:22Little pup pup
00:12:23Hutt had to get
00:12:24A new couch
00:12:25New curtains
00:12:25New shoes
00:12:26All thanks to Bronx
00:12:28You get off Bronx's back
00:12:30All right
00:12:32Also
00:12:32If you knew
00:12:33What he was capable of
00:12:34Why did you let him
00:12:35Stay at your apartment
00:12:37Especially since you
00:12:38Don't seem like a dog person
00:12:40I'm not a dog person
00:12:41But I was doing
00:12:42A friend a favor
00:12:43Hutt had to go
00:12:44On a business trip
00:12:45Plus
00:12:45Hutt had told me
00:12:47That Bronx was taking
00:12:48Puppy training classes
00:12:49So I thought
00:12:51I didn't have anything
00:12:51To worry about
00:12:52I left Bronx downstairs
00:12:54While I went upstairs
00:12:55To bed
00:12:55And the next morning
00:12:57I saw that the little
00:12:58Wolfie pie
00:12:59It snapped on my apartment
00:13:01And the shedding
00:13:02These guys shed
00:13:03Like nobody's business
00:13:05Just white hair clumps
00:13:06Everywhere
00:13:07Turned my living room
00:13:08Into an Alaskan winter
00:13:10So
00:13:11Are you gonna fix
00:13:12The wreckage?
00:13:13I got a guy
00:13:14Coming next week
00:13:15And Hutt gave me
00:13:16Money to pay
00:13:17For the damages
00:13:18But
00:13:18This looks terrible
00:13:19Doesn't it?
00:13:21Yeah
00:13:21But
00:13:22Doesn't it take away
00:13:23From how bitchin'
00:13:24This pad is?
00:13:25I'd still take
00:13:26Your place
00:13:27Over mine
00:13:27Any day of the week
00:13:28For a second though
00:13:30I thought those scratches
00:13:31Were the result
00:13:32Of a victim
00:13:33Trying to escape
00:13:37You're welcome
00:13:38I tried to go along
00:13:40With the last girl
00:13:41Who made that joke
00:13:41But apparently
00:13:43I was too convincing
00:13:44Because her whole
00:13:45Demeanor changed
00:13:46And she called the Uber
00:13:47With the quickness
00:13:49Well this is kind of
00:13:51American cycle-y
00:13:52You know
00:13:53Young guy
00:13:54Living in a nice place
00:13:55By himself
00:13:56Nonetheless
00:13:56Right?
00:13:57Yeah
00:13:58You could so be
00:13:59A serial killer
00:14:00The same could be
00:14:01Said about you
00:14:02People always think
00:14:04It's the guy
00:14:04Who invites the girl
00:14:05Over to kill her
00:14:06But what about
00:14:07The girl that comes
00:14:08Over the guy's house
00:14:09To kill him?
00:14:10You're right
00:14:10Femme Patels
00:14:11They are out there
00:14:12Online dating
00:14:13Requires so much trust
00:14:16My biggest fear
00:14:17Is that I'm gonna
00:14:18Meet Justine
00:14:19Only to find out
00:14:20That she's really
00:14:21Justin
00:14:23But the fact
00:14:24That I could be
00:14:24Meeting someone
00:14:25That could possibly
00:14:26End my life
00:14:27Or cause me
00:14:29Great harm
00:14:30Something I don't
00:14:31Think about as much
00:14:32As I should
00:14:33Well that's a reality
00:14:35I've experienced
00:14:36Set on
00:14:37Seriously?
00:14:39Yeah
00:14:42It was a little
00:14:43Over three years ago
00:14:44I met this guy
00:14:46On this app
00:14:47It was
00:14:48On a different one
00:14:48I used to use
00:14:49I don't
00:14:49Use it
00:14:51Anymore
00:14:53But
00:14:53We've been talking
00:14:54For a couple months
00:14:55And
00:14:57I thought
00:14:58He was
00:15:01I was trying to
00:15:02Think of another word
00:15:03For Mr. Perfect
00:15:04But
00:15:04Whatever
00:15:05He was Mr. Perfect
00:15:07I should have known
00:15:08That
00:15:09Mr. Perfect
00:15:10Is never
00:15:11Mr. Perfect
00:15:13He was Mr. Perfect
00:15:14At pretending
00:15:15To be Mr. Perfect
00:15:16But
00:15:17Anyway
00:15:18We decided to meet up
00:15:19And
00:15:20I had the bright idea
00:15:22Of inviting him
00:15:23Over to my place
00:15:25As soon as he got there
00:15:26I knew that he didn't
00:15:27Actually
00:15:28Want to spend time
00:15:29With me
00:15:29He just
00:15:30He wanted to do
00:15:31The deed
00:15:33Everything he said
00:15:34Had something to do
00:15:35With sex
00:15:35And
00:15:36I immediately
00:15:38Knew
00:15:38This was
00:15:39Gonna suck
00:15:41So
00:15:42I wanted to watch
00:15:43A movie
00:15:44On my
00:15:44Shady little couch
00:15:45But he
00:15:46Insisted that
00:15:47We watch it
00:15:47On my bed
00:15:48Another trap
00:15:49I fell into
00:15:50But
00:15:51I just
00:15:53I felt uncomfortable
00:15:54And
00:15:55I thought
00:15:55Be nice
00:15:57Watch the movie
00:15:58And
00:15:58Maybe he'll go home
00:16:00And
00:16:01Not
00:16:02Five minutes
00:16:03Into the movie
00:16:04He's
00:16:04Kissing me
00:16:05And just
00:16:06Being
00:16:07Really rough
00:16:08And I tried
00:16:09Pushing him off
00:16:10But then
00:16:10He just got
00:16:11Stronger
00:16:11And
00:16:12He made this
00:16:13Really awkward
00:16:14Eye contact
00:16:15And he said
00:16:17You want me to leave
00:16:18Right
00:16:19Well I will
00:16:20Right after this
00:16:23And
00:16:24Here's the kicker
00:16:26I
00:16:28I didn't fight back
00:16:31I didn't
00:16:31Scream
00:16:32I
00:16:33I could have done
00:16:35Anything
00:16:35In my power
00:16:36To get him off
00:16:37I could have
00:16:37Done all these things
00:16:39I always told myself
00:16:40I'd do
00:16:41If something like this
00:16:41Would ever happen to me
00:16:44But
00:16:44Then I thought
00:16:46I could be
00:16:48The next headline
00:16:49On one of those
00:16:50Facebook articles
00:16:52Woman
00:16:53Raped
00:16:54And murdered
00:16:55By online date
00:16:57So
00:16:58I just
00:16:59Lied there
00:17:01And
00:17:02I cried
00:17:04And
00:17:04I guess
00:17:05That turned him off
00:17:06Because
00:17:06He got off of me
00:17:08And
00:17:09Left
00:17:11And then
00:17:12He blocked me
00:17:13And I never heard
00:17:14From him
00:17:14Again
00:17:19I'm sorry
00:17:19Things just got
00:17:21Really fucking dark
00:17:22Note to self
00:17:23Don't tell
00:17:23Almost getting
00:17:24Rape stories
00:17:26And
00:17:26Now I'm trying
00:17:27To make light of it
00:17:28Oh my god
00:17:29There's no coming back
00:17:30From this
00:17:31Is there
00:17:33Thanks for sharing
00:17:34That with me
00:17:35And
00:17:35Now you're
00:17:36Thinking me
00:17:37I don't even know
00:17:38What to say
00:17:38Oh my god
00:17:39This is like
00:17:40Something you
00:17:41Share on the
00:17:42Fifteenth date
00:17:42No it's
00:17:45You're right
00:17:45I don't know
00:17:46What I should
00:17:46Be saying
00:17:47But
00:17:47That guy's
00:17:48The hideous
00:17:49Fucking guy
00:17:51Yeah it wasn't
00:17:52A great time
00:17:53For me
00:17:53I mean
00:17:54I almost stopped
00:17:55Online dating
00:17:55All together
00:17:56But it's like
00:17:57If you get
00:17:58Attacked at a
00:17:58Grocery store
00:17:59You're gonna
00:17:59Stop food shopping
00:18:00No
00:18:02No I'm
00:18:03Really not
00:18:04Trying to make
00:18:04Light of this
00:18:05I just
00:18:05No
00:18:06You're fine
00:18:09So I
00:18:10Thought I'd
00:18:10Give it another
00:18:11Chance
00:18:11And
00:18:13I know
00:18:13Most people
00:18:14In my position
00:18:14Wouldn't do that
00:18:15But
00:18:15You're strong
00:18:19Yeah
00:18:19If you say so
00:18:23Took me a long
00:18:24Ass time
00:18:24To get back
00:18:24Here but
00:18:26Here I stand
00:18:28And
00:18:28Thankfully
00:18:29Since then
00:18:30All I've had to
00:18:31Deal with
00:18:31Is harmless
00:18:32Hoosers
00:18:32I hope
00:18:34I don't
00:18:34Become one of
00:18:34Those harmless
00:18:35Losers
00:18:35Oh
00:18:36Only the night
00:18:37Will come
00:18:37Okay
00:18:38I know
00:18:39It'll get us
00:18:39Back on track
00:18:40You got
00:18:40Any outpeed
00:18:41Yes
00:18:41What do you want
00:18:42Bud Light
00:18:43No
00:18:44Budweiser
00:18:46No
00:18:47Sam Adams
00:18:48No
00:18:49Okay
00:18:50What do you
00:18:51Have
00:18:51I have
00:18:52Apple Ale
00:18:52Anything else
00:18:57No
00:18:58So
00:18:58You asked me
00:19:00What I wanted
00:19:00When you already
00:19:01Knew you only
00:19:02Had one selection
00:19:03Of Alki
00:19:03I was hoping
00:19:04You'd ask for
00:19:04Apple Ale
00:19:05That's not even
00:19:06A real beer
00:19:07That
00:19:07That's like
00:19:08Promising me
00:19:09A ticket to
00:19:09A Destin's Child
00:19:10Reunion concert
00:19:11Only to find out
00:19:12Beyonce won't be there
00:19:14Michelle and Kelly
00:19:15Are talented
00:19:16In their own right
00:19:17In their own right
00:19:18That was such
00:19:19A backhanded compliment
00:19:20That's not what I meant
00:19:21They are talented
00:19:22The only thing they did
00:19:23Was elevate
00:19:24Beyonce's eminence
00:19:25They'd sing
00:19:25In dance circles
00:19:26Around you
00:19:26Well of course
00:19:27They would
00:19:28I'm not musically
00:19:29Or rhythmically
00:19:29Inclined
00:19:30I think Michelle
00:19:31Has a great voice
00:19:32And so does Kelly
00:19:34You cannot underplay
00:19:35Their journey
00:19:36Their journey
00:19:37On Beyonce's back
00:19:38Technical foul
00:19:39Okay but who's
00:19:41The first person
00:19:41You think of
00:19:42When you hear the words
00:19:43Destiny's Child
00:19:44Beyonce
00:19:44No
00:19:45I actually think of
00:19:46Michelle
00:19:47Have you ever been
00:19:48Thrown out of your
00:19:48Own apartment
00:19:49Picasso
00:19:49The only reason
00:19:51Destiny's Child
00:19:52Exists
00:19:52Was to prepare
00:19:53Beyonce
00:19:53For the phenomenal
00:19:55Solo career
00:19:55That she was
00:19:56Destined for
00:19:57That's all
00:19:58Any boy or girl
00:19:58Group is
00:19:59They're meant to
00:20:00Showcase how great
00:20:00The lead singer is
00:20:01So they can go solo
00:20:02And become megastars
00:20:04Look at NSYNC
00:20:05Who's the first person
00:20:06You think of
00:20:06Justin Timberlake
00:20:07No
00:20:08JC
00:20:08I always thought
00:20:09He had a better voice
00:20:10Than J. Timms
00:20:11J. Timms
00:20:12What is he
00:20:13Your fucking golf buddy
00:20:15Okay fine
00:20:16Forget NSYNC
00:20:17What about Backstreet Boys
00:20:18Who do you think of
00:20:19Brian
00:20:20No
00:20:21Actually AJ
00:20:22Okay now you're
00:20:23Deliberately disagreeing
00:20:24With me
00:20:24You know I'm right
00:20:26Okay
00:20:26Here we go
00:20:28B2K
00:20:28Who drove that group
00:20:30Omarion
00:20:31Yes
00:20:32IMX
00:20:33Marcus Houston
00:20:34H-Town
00:20:36Dino
00:20:36Can you imagine
00:20:38What that feels like
00:20:39To know the group
00:20:40You're in
00:20:40Wouldn't be shit
00:20:41Without the lead singer
00:20:42To know your millions
00:20:43Of fans
00:20:44Are probably just fans
00:20:45Of the lead singer
00:20:47Wait so
00:20:48Did you still want
00:20:49That apalaya
00:20:50I mean
00:20:50Since there's nothing else
00:20:52Fine
00:21:05Thank you thank you
00:21:06Yep yep
00:21:10So what's the deal
00:21:11With your name
00:21:12I gotta get to the bottom
00:21:13Of this
00:21:13What do you mean
00:21:13What's the deal with it
00:21:14Is Picasso your real name
00:21:16I'm sure you've answered
00:21:17That a million times
00:21:18But you've never answered me
00:21:19My real name is Picasso
00:21:21It's spelled like Picasso
00:21:22But it's pronounced
00:21:23Pic-a-so
00:21:24And who decided
00:21:26Picasso
00:21:27Is the name for you
00:21:28The legend goes
00:21:29That my mom
00:21:30Had a list of names
00:21:31And she didn't know
00:21:33Which one to pick
00:21:33And my dad
00:21:35Was very
00:21:35Very impatient
00:21:37Annoyingly so
00:21:38Pick
00:21:39Pick
00:21:41Pick a fucking name
00:21:42You trick ass bitch
00:21:44My dad would never
00:21:45Talk to my mom
00:21:46Like that
00:21:46I was taking
00:21:46Some creative liberties
00:21:47Okay I think
00:21:48I know how this ends
00:21:49Your dad kept
00:21:50Telling your mom
00:21:50To pick
00:21:51She got fed up
00:21:52And named you
00:21:53Picasso
00:21:54As a former rebellion
00:21:55No
00:21:56Picasso was actually
00:21:57One of the names
00:21:58On her list
00:22:0024 years later
00:22:01And I still don't know
00:22:01Where she got it from
00:22:03She swears
00:22:03It had nothing
00:22:04To do with Pablo Picasso
00:22:05And she gets really upset
00:22:07When people say
00:22:08Well isn't his name
00:22:09Picasso
00:22:10She's adamant
00:22:11That I was named
00:22:12Picasso
00:22:12And I shouldn't
00:22:13Let anyone
00:22:14Call me Picasso
00:22:14Well wouldn't
00:22:16She be proud
00:22:16I've been calling
00:22:17You Picasso
00:22:18All night
00:22:18And you haven't
00:22:18Corrected me
00:22:19I won't correct anyone
00:22:20Wish my name
00:22:21Was Picasso
00:22:22That's why I
00:22:22Answered to it
00:22:23Picasso sounds like
00:22:24The villain
00:22:24In an episode
00:22:25Of Courage
00:22:25The Cowardly Dog
00:22:26I could so
00:22:27See that
00:22:28For some reason
00:22:29I'm envisioning
00:22:30A spider-like
00:22:32Scarecrow
00:22:33That comes to life
00:22:34And eats your happiness
00:22:35Oh I'd watch
00:22:36That episode
00:22:37Bet your ass
00:22:37See you'd watch
00:22:38That episode
00:22:40So I have something
00:22:41Why online dating?
00:22:45Because it's there
00:22:46I feel like that's
00:22:48So generation Y
00:22:49We're too school
00:22:50For cool
00:22:51We refuse to find
00:22:52Romance the way
00:22:53Our parents did
00:22:54We have to do
00:22:55It technologically
00:22:56Isn't that so ironic
00:22:58Though
00:22:58That we're connecting
00:22:59With someone
00:23:00On a device
00:23:01That isolates us
00:23:02From any
00:23:03And everyone
00:23:05I was so
00:23:06Jaden Smith
00:23:06Just then
00:23:07Wait
00:23:07I have a Jaden Smithism
00:23:08I wish
00:23:09I had a giant toilet
00:23:11To flush away
00:23:13The world's problems
00:23:14Thank you
00:23:15Thank you
00:23:16If baby goats
00:23:17Are called kids
00:23:18Can kids
00:23:19Be called baby goats?
00:23:23Haircuts are
00:23:25Cranial abortions
00:23:28Are we reading books?
00:23:30Are books
00:23:31Reading us?
00:23:34What about you?
00:23:36Why was online dating
00:23:37The way to go?
00:23:38Phone's a safety net
00:23:39Online you can
00:23:40Be anyone
00:23:41You can say anything
00:23:42If you get rejected
00:23:43By a girl
00:23:44You can just block her
00:23:45But if you get
00:23:46Shut down in real life
00:23:47You gotta wallow
00:23:48In that defeat
00:23:48You can't just
00:23:49Act like nothing
00:23:50Happened like you
00:23:51Can online
00:23:51Yeah but
00:23:53In the same respect
00:23:54When you meet
00:23:55Someone in person
00:23:55Even if they're
00:23:56Not interested
00:23:58They still have
00:23:59To acknowledge you
00:23:59I mean at least
00:24:00The manly person
00:24:01Will acknowledge you
00:24:02You're there
00:24:03In the flesh
00:24:04Making your interest known
00:24:05Whereas online
00:24:06You get so many messages
00:24:08That people don't
00:24:09Respond to
00:24:09You know
00:24:10There's nothing
00:24:11That compels people
00:24:12To give you a chance
00:24:13Yeah but there's
00:24:14Thousands of options
00:24:15Online
00:24:15You'll get it in
00:24:16Eventually
00:24:18I didn't mean that
00:24:19I was just like
00:24:20Removes foot for mouth
00:24:28Hello nurse
00:24:32Are you afraid of the dark
00:24:33The complete series
00:24:37That sounded unenthusiastic
00:24:39Are you afraid of the dark
00:24:40Is such a whatever show
00:24:41When it comes to
00:24:42Children's horror anthology
00:24:44Goosebumps takes the cake
00:24:45You think Goosebumps
00:24:46Was a better show
00:24:47Than are you afraid of the dark
00:24:48Sissony
00:24:49I'm worried about you
00:24:50It was light years
00:24:51Better than
00:24:52Are you afraid of the dark
00:24:53Ask anyone
00:24:54Clearly you need
00:24:55A mental evaluation
00:24:56If you're gonna put
00:24:56Goosebumps over
00:24:58Are you afraid of the dark
00:24:59I mean
00:25:00On a crappy acting scale
00:25:02Sure
00:25:02Are you afraid of the dark
00:25:04Had less crappy performances
00:25:05But come on
00:25:07If we're talking about
00:25:08The nostalgia factor
00:25:10Nothing will trump goosebumps
00:25:12This is a series
00:25:13That won the kitties over
00:25:14In television
00:25:15And literature
00:25:16Mad props to R.L. Stine
00:25:18All right
00:25:19Nah
00:25:19There's just something
00:25:21So accessible about
00:25:22Are you afraid of the dark
00:25:23Here you have a diverse
00:25:24Group of kids
00:25:25Well
00:25:26As diverse as you can get
00:25:27For a Canadian based
00:25:28Program set in the 90s
00:25:30But these kids
00:25:31Had their own little
00:25:32Click
00:25:32The midnight society
00:25:34And they sit around
00:25:35And tell campfire tales
00:25:36What kid can't relate
00:25:38To telling ghost stories
00:25:40With their friends
00:25:40The concept alone
00:25:42Stole my heart
00:25:43But
00:25:44Goosebumps
00:25:45Was just
00:25:46So goddamn fun
00:25:47See there it is
00:25:48Fun
00:25:49I will agree that goosebumps
00:25:50Was funner
00:25:51Or more fun
00:25:53Why isn't funner a real word
00:25:55It sounds like a real word
00:25:57I think it sounds like a real word
00:25:59Papasso please focus
00:26:00Wait goosebumps was fun
00:26:02But are you afraid of the dark
00:26:04Was scary
00:26:05That's why it will always
00:26:07Fart on goosebumps
00:26:09The goosebumps episodes
00:26:11For the most part
00:26:12Were watered down
00:26:13You could tell
00:26:14They were made for kids
00:26:15But are you afraid of the dark
00:26:17Had zero chill
00:26:19The villains were scary
00:26:21The storylines were dark
00:26:22And they had no problem
00:26:24Ending a tale
00:26:25On a down note
00:26:26They went there
00:26:27I always appreciate
00:26:29Kid content
00:26:29That doesn't censor itself
00:26:31Because kids are basically
00:26:33Pint sized adults
00:26:34Right
00:26:35We can handle the bleak shit
00:26:38I'm just saying
00:26:39If I had the choice
00:26:41To binge watch Goosebumps
00:26:42Or Are You Afraid of the Dark
00:26:45I'm always gonna go
00:26:46With Goosebumps
00:26:47Even if my preference
00:26:49Is solely based
00:26:50On the fond memories
00:26:51I have
00:26:52Of buying as many
00:26:53Goosebumps stories
00:26:54As I could
00:26:54At the school book fair
00:26:56Or watching the show
00:26:57On Saturday mornings
00:26:58The happiness
00:26:59That Goosebumps brought me
00:27:01Ranks it leaps and bounds
00:27:02Above Are You Afraid of the Dark
00:27:09I know what I wanted to ask you
00:27:10How much is rent here?
00:27:12Uh
00:27:12Like 200 something?
00:27:14Fall off a cliff
00:27:14You pay 200 and something
00:27:16To live here?
00:27:16Uh well
00:27:17I own it
00:27:17That's why
00:27:18You're a homeowner?
00:27:20Yeah
00:27:20You own a home?
00:27:23That is what
00:27:24Homeowner means
00:27:25Are you like
00:27:26Low-key a millionaire
00:27:27Or something?
00:27:28No
00:27:29My grandfather
00:27:30Built cars for Ford
00:27:31He worked there for
00:27:32Almost
00:27:3330 years
00:27:35He made some very nice money
00:27:36And when he passed
00:27:37He
00:27:38Left me a little dough
00:27:39A little dough
00:27:40To buy a fucking condo
00:27:42How much did this place cost?
00:27:44No you don't have to answer that
00:27:46Wait
00:27:47Yes you do
00:27:47How much?
00:27:48It was not cheap
00:27:50That's what I will say
00:27:52So
00:27:53What kind of car do you drive?
00:27:54Beamer?
00:27:55No
00:27:55A Prius
00:27:56A Prius?
00:27:57What's wrong with Priuses?
00:27:59Do you know how much gas
00:28:00You save with a Prius?
00:28:01Priuses are such
00:28:02Anti-climactic cars
00:28:03You know
00:28:04They're all so fugly
00:28:05And they're in abundance
00:28:07I see like 40 Priuses a day
00:28:09And they always make me upset
00:28:10Why?
00:28:12Prius drivers are so smug
00:28:13Like
00:28:14Ooh look at me
00:28:15I drive the most fuel efficient
00:28:17Gasoline pad car in the country
00:28:18And that's not a good thing?
00:28:20No it is
00:28:22Then why so hostile?
00:28:24I don't know
00:28:25I'll get back to you on that
00:28:27Also
00:28:28Why are you driving a Toyota car
00:28:30When your grandfather
00:28:31Put his blood sweat and tears
00:28:33Into proudly serving
00:28:34The Ford Motor Company
00:28:36You can probably get discounts
00:28:37On Ford products
00:28:39Not at all
00:28:40Well
00:28:40You're still lucky
00:28:41Not that your grandpa died
00:28:43I'm sorry about that
00:28:44But leaving you the inheritance?
00:28:47I wish my grandpa would die
00:28:48And leave me some money
00:28:50Actually
00:28:51I don't need the money
00:28:52I just wish my grandpa would die
00:28:54I don't like my grandpa
00:28:55He can't say anything without yelling
00:28:58He always spits when he talks
00:28:59He can't say thank you
00:29:02And he always smells like olives
00:29:04When he doesn't even eat olives
00:29:05Isn't it interesting how in our old age
00:29:07We revert back to infancy?
00:29:09We shit on ourselves freely
00:29:10We drool when we're excited
00:29:13Soft foods are marvelous
00:29:15And we can say whatever we want
00:29:17Without any backlash
00:29:18I remember
00:29:20I was at the mall with my grandpa
00:29:22And this really obese lady walked by
00:29:25And my grandfather said
00:29:27Very loudly
00:29:29She got the nod of neck syndrome
00:29:33Grandpa
00:29:34What is nod of neck?
00:29:36And he said
00:29:37No
00:29:38Damn
00:29:40Neck
00:29:41The lady heard him
00:29:43She turned around
00:29:44Looked at him
00:29:46And then walked away
00:29:48Now if I had said that
00:29:50She would have beaten the ambition out of him
00:29:52Exactly
00:29:53And that wasn't the first or the last time
00:29:55My grandfather said something crazy like that
00:29:57Now my mom isn't the best cook
00:30:00But she tries
00:30:02Every Sunday she would make us breakfast
00:30:05Pancakes
00:30:05Eggs
00:30:06Fruit
00:30:07You name it
00:30:08Now
00:30:08Her eggs weren't so bad
00:30:11But her pancakes were a calamity
00:30:13Now
00:30:14My father and I
00:30:16We never say anything about it
00:30:18We just
00:30:18Eat the pancakes
00:30:20And pretend they were the best flapjacks
00:30:22That we ever had
00:30:24My grandfather came over one Sunday
00:30:27And he ate the food
00:30:28No problem
00:30:29But after breakfast
00:30:30My mom asked him how he liked the pancakes
00:30:32And he said
00:30:34He would like them better
00:30:36If they didn't taste like hot shit
00:30:38God damn Gertrude
00:30:40My mom didn't even get offended
00:30:42She just
00:30:43Looked at him
00:30:44Laughed
00:30:44And walked away
00:30:46I look forward to that
00:30:47Just being an old dude
00:30:49Who doesn't know how to censor himself
00:30:50You and me both
00:30:52I'm going to mow kids down in my electric shopping cart
00:30:58Thought of our generation being grandparents though
00:31:01Is a little scary
00:31:02We don't have the same sensibilities our grandparents had
00:31:05Sock hops
00:31:06Having to wait a whole week
00:31:09Just to see a new episode of a TV show
00:31:11Using landlines
00:31:12Respecting our elders
00:31:14Actually working to get what you want
00:31:16Actually having talent to find success in the film and music industry
00:31:20Having to meet your boyfriend or girlfriend's parents
00:31:23Before you can actually call yourselves a couple
00:31:25I think our biggest downfall are the pop culture figures
00:31:29Our parents and grandparents grew up with legit legends
00:31:32Who are we supposed to brag about to our kids or grandkids
00:31:35Fetty Wap
00:31:37Lil Yachty
00:31:38Bieber the boy wonder
00:31:39We have J. Cole
00:31:41Bryson Tiller
00:31:42And your girl Beyonce
00:31:43We got a few icons among us
00:31:46But you're right
00:31:47It's nowhere near as special as it used to be
00:31:49This is making me sad now
00:31:52Wait
00:31:53Random realization
00:31:54You grilled me about my name
00:31:57But I've never met anybody named Sisany
00:31:59Your name's pretty out there too
00:32:01Well it's a pretty uninspired story
00:32:04I was conceived in Sisany
00:32:06That's pretty much it
00:32:08Where's Sisany?
00:32:10It's in Greece
00:32:10My parents were vacationing there
00:32:12Things got a little frisky
00:32:14And then nine months later
00:32:16I was plunged into consciousness
00:32:18The only difference is my name is spelled with an E at the end
00:32:20Isn't that unpleasant that your name brings to mind
00:32:23Your parents having sex?
00:32:24No
00:32:25If my parents named me after the place where they got it on
00:32:28I could never hear my name without thinking of my parents doing unspeakable things
00:32:33You may have some things you need to work out then
00:32:39You are such a guy
00:32:42I feel like I should be offended by that
00:32:44No that's not a bad thing
00:32:45It's just your apartment is a guy's apartment
00:32:48Minimal furniture
00:32:49TV larger than necessary
00:32:51And I'm getting a vision that in one of your cabinets you have a family-sized bag of chips in
00:32:57it
00:32:57Sour cream and onion?
00:32:59How do you do it?
00:33:01As good
00:33:03So, what do you do for fun around here?
00:33:11Ah-ha
00:33:15Kobe
00:33:15You lucky little shit
00:33:17Is it luck to win seven times in a row?
00:33:19This is skill, Chica
00:33:21No, reset that shit
00:33:22Why are you doing this to yourself?
00:33:25Hmm?
00:33:31Three, two, one
00:33:34Ray Allen with the shot
00:33:36Booyah
00:33:38Where's the sportsmanship?
00:33:39It is up my ass and down the street
00:33:43You don't have to do that, I'll pick it up
00:33:44Can you get me another ale, though?
00:33:47You sure can
00:33:49Loser
00:33:51Oh, goodness
00:33:52Everywhere
00:34:11Look what I found
00:34:12This is actually impressive
00:34:14You could easily get your rocks off of the internet
00:34:17But you are taking it back to the old school with the hard copy porn
00:34:21That deserves a slow clap
00:34:25I actually forgot I had that
00:34:27So you're taking ownership, Ben
00:34:29No cockamamie excuses?
00:34:31What can I say?
00:34:33Your friend hot left it?
00:34:34Nope
00:34:35Tell me
00:34:35Hmm
00:34:36You've had a lot of these?
00:34:38Not a lot, but there are others
00:34:41More honesty, good for you
00:34:43One thing I will say
00:34:45Is I don't always look through that for gratification
00:34:47I also do it because I find something feministic about porn stars
00:34:51You're doing so well
00:34:53Now you're flinging shit in my face
00:34:55I mean, doing porn isn't a glamorous line of work
00:34:59Despite the way it's advertised
00:35:00But I still find something feministic about women in the porn industry
00:35:05Yeah, come in my face, Mr. Postman
00:35:08What freedom fighters they are
00:35:10Well, on a cursory level, it seems very demeaning
00:35:15But these women are loaded
00:35:17Loaded with semen?
00:35:19No, well, yeah, but they're also loaded with cash
00:35:23They get paid to screw
00:35:26So if you had a daughter and she ended up being a porn star
00:35:29You'd support her?
00:35:31I wouldn't want that, but if she's of age
00:35:35She can make a living however she'd like
00:35:36As long as it's legal
00:35:37You don't mean that
00:35:38Look, women are sexualized every day against their will
00:35:41Porn stars are totally and completely in control
00:35:45Of what goes in or out of their bodies
00:35:47They're not doing anything that they don't want to do
00:35:49Yeah, but what about those videos where the dudes take it too far?
00:35:54They go way past their co-star's comfort level
00:35:56Without an ounce of compassion
00:35:57Those guys are dick shits
00:35:59But for the most part, the porn industry has stipulations that are respected
00:36:02I'm not saying that women should set their sights on doing porn
00:36:05Of course not
00:36:06I am saying those women that, for whatever reason, find themselves in that world
00:36:11The ones with tough skin
00:36:13The ones who know that they're more than just fat-tittied bimbo number two
00:36:17They deserve recognition for paying the bills with the assets that they've been blessed with
00:36:21The assets they were blessed with
00:36:23Um, like 90% of porn stars have fake asses, fake boobs, fake hair, fake lips, fake eyes
00:36:32Well, they were blessed with the money to adorn themselves
00:36:34Yeah, but why are they doing that?
00:36:36They're doing that to follow some beauty chart that was created by some fucking vermin
00:36:41Who thinks he has the authority to decide what makes a woman attractive
00:36:44Yeah, but they're doing what they have to do to stay in the game
00:36:47Yeah, but in the end, it's the men who call the shots
00:36:51Hardly feministic
00:36:51But the face of porn, the ones that are keeping this industry as popular as it is, are the women
00:36:58Yeah, but look at the side effects
00:37:00You got those guys out there that only know how to relate to women by what they see on their
00:37:04computer screens
00:37:05Did you figure out what happened to me?
00:37:07You're totally right
00:37:08I'm just saying that porn stars are just doing their jobs
00:37:11You can't blame them for the dummies out there that don't know the difference between reality and fantasy
00:37:16That's like watching Man of Steel and saying, oh, Superman can fly
00:37:22So can I
00:37:23You both tried
00:37:24And they're dummies, like I said
00:37:26But porn can be a means to better oneself
00:37:28Like, look at that girl who did porn to pay her tuition
00:37:31She used what she had to get what she needed
00:37:33And that's awesome
00:37:35I know a guy that has sex with grannies to keep himself financially satiated
00:37:39And he's hailed for it
00:37:40Female porn stars deserve praise, too
00:37:43You have a friend that has sex with old ladies for money
00:37:47That is revolting
00:37:50Gotta eat
00:37:50No pun intended
00:37:52That pun was so intended
00:37:54How old is this guy?
00:37:5624
00:37:57Of course he is
00:37:59Yet another generation-wide distinction
00:38:01Only a 90s baby would mitigate his probity by investing in his dick
00:38:06You act like prostitution and being a sugar baby are new professions
00:38:11They've been around for centuries
00:38:13I know that, but back then people had to sell their bodies because they had no other way to provide
00:38:19for themselves
00:38:19They also weren't proud of what they were doing
00:38:22Does this guy enjoy having sex with grannies?
00:38:25Oh yeah
00:38:26Ew
00:38:27Sex is for pleasure, not profit
00:38:29I've always thought that any work that was legal was good work
00:38:33And porn is legal
00:38:35Prostitution isn't legal
00:38:36It is in Nevada
00:38:37Being a sugar baby isn't legal either
00:38:39It actually is
00:38:40The guy I told you about, he actually explained how it works
00:38:43He hangs out with the grannies
00:38:45But there's never an explicit deal to exchange money for sex
00:38:48This guy, he's
00:38:50He's pretty vulgar
00:38:51He talks about sex a lot, but it's more than that
00:38:55His sugar mamas take care of him and he provides them with companionship
00:38:59Sex is just a bonus
00:39:01Doesn't matter which way you frame it
00:39:04Prostitution, sugar babying, porn
00:39:06None of that's reputable
00:39:08What is reputable?
00:39:09A job that requires you to keep your clothes on
00:39:12You're in finance, right?
00:39:14Yeah
00:39:16That's a real job
00:39:17But it's not a job that I enjoy
00:39:19Then why do you do it?
00:39:21Because it pays well
00:39:22Look, for a person like my grandpa
00:39:24He worked to take care of his family
00:39:26I don't even know if he liked working for Ford
00:39:28But he did it
00:39:29That's the old school mentality
00:39:31Work to provide
00:39:32Not work to enjoy
00:39:34That's something our generation does get right though
00:39:36We don't do shit unless it makes us happy
00:39:40I missed the memo apparently
00:39:42So, how did you get into finance if you don't like it?
00:39:48You're probably gonna think I'm flinging more shit in your face
00:39:50But seeing a year of high school
00:39:52I saw everyone around me latch onto a field of study
00:39:56I saw everyone find something that they really connected with
00:40:01I didn't know what I wanted to do
00:40:03And I didn't want anyone to know that I didn't know what I wanted to do
00:40:06So, literally
00:40:07I looked up the top ten most popular professions
00:40:12I wrote them all down on separate pieces of paper
00:40:15I put them in a hat
00:40:17And I picked one
00:40:18And
00:40:20Started counting
00:40:21So, you spent four years studying something you have no interest in
00:40:26Yeah
00:40:26I thought by the time I turned 18
00:40:29I should have found my calling
00:40:30And when I hadn't, I was worried
00:40:32Even now, I don't really know where I'd be
00:40:34If I hadn't done that college major raffle
00:40:36I live my days as a chameleon
00:40:40I go to work because that's what people my age do
00:40:44I drink coffee because that's what people my age do
00:40:49The only time I don't feel out of place is when I'm sitting on my futon watching TV
00:40:55That's why I salute porn stars and the people that you may call degenerates
00:40:58Because at least they're doing what they enjoy
00:41:02And
00:41:03Speaking of doing things you enjoy
00:41:05You're a dramaturg
00:41:06I've never even heard of that before you
00:41:08But
00:41:09It's something that you're keen on
00:41:11You contextualize the world of a play
00:41:14You're the bridge that connects the text, the actors, and the audience
00:41:20Do you know what any of that means?
00:41:22Or are you just snowballing the shit I told you before?
00:41:25Uh, a little bit of both
00:41:27But I'm mostly snowballing
00:41:29We're theatrical gurus, basically
00:41:33We're critical thinkers to the highest degree
00:41:35We take literary info, cultural info, artistic info, and symbolic info
00:41:42Though that's pretty much in line with artistic info
00:41:45And we provide all of that to our team
00:41:48Before and during the show
00:41:49And then sometimes after
00:41:51Depending on how much of a mindfuck the play was
00:41:54And you're working on an ecological piece now, right?
00:41:56The Shakespeare one?
00:41:58Yeah, we're doing an interactive adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream
00:42:01There's no actual set
00:42:03It takes place all outside
00:42:04We're really playing with nature's role in this world that Shakespeare created
00:42:09Whether he knew it or not
00:42:10He really gave a voice to nature in the form of fairies
00:42:14The forest is their home
00:42:16The forest is what they know
00:42:17The fairies, creatures that embody nature
00:42:20They're the strongest characters in the entire play
00:42:23And the fact that they're proficient in enchantment
00:42:27Conveys just how dominant nature is
00:42:30So we're really trying to bring all that out
00:42:32I'd really like to see that
00:42:34I can get you a ticket
00:42:37But here's my thing about ecological theater
00:42:39I saw this play once
00:42:41I don't know what it was called
00:42:43But it was about these two polar bears
00:42:44That were struggling to survive in a changing climate
00:42:47One thing I could not get over was
00:42:49Why these polar bears spoke like people
00:42:51And not just any people
00:42:53They spoke like characters in a mammoth play
00:42:55Like F-words and all
00:42:57I think I know what play you're talking about
00:42:59Ben and Bart
00:43:00Sure, but if you really want to create an ecological theater piece
00:43:04Wouldn't it be best to show animals and nature as they really are?
00:43:08I mean, I understand what you and your team are doing
00:43:10But that's different
00:43:11Because you're working with material that already exists
00:43:14But this Ben and Bart stuff
00:43:16Polar bears don't talk
00:43:18This little buddy comedy approach
00:43:21It diminished how serious climate change is
00:43:23And it humanized a very non-human narrative
00:43:27It would have been much more compelling
00:43:29To let actors that actually look like bears
00:43:32Move around the space and react to what's going on without talking
00:43:35I'd be all for that
00:43:37But most audiences won't pay to see something like that
00:43:40That's why you see talking trees or talking polar bears
00:43:43We try to wrap an ecological message into the play without the audience knowing
00:43:48Then don't advertise them as ecological plays
00:43:51Just call them plays
00:43:53You got any food?
00:43:56I think some chips would make you happy
00:43:58I think you're right
00:44:00Okay, here's one
00:44:02Kill, fuck, marry
00:44:04Meg
00:44:05Princess Jasmine
00:44:06And Princess Tiana
00:44:08That is quite the roster
00:44:10I would
00:44:14It's not giving it to her, right?
00:44:16I would marry Princess Tiana
00:44:18Because I really think she'd make me feel invincible
00:44:21Sorry, Meg
00:44:22Of course you'd kill the most underrated Disney princess in the world
00:44:26What other princess gives you cynicism, beauty, and background?
00:44:30Still gotta kill her
00:44:31You're such an ass dragon
00:44:32Okay, this is getting serious
00:44:35Prince Charming
00:44:37Li Shang
00:44:38And the beast in human form
00:44:41Um, jeez
00:44:42Okay, kill Prince Charming
00:44:44He's too much of a square for me
00:44:45Marry Li Shang
00:44:47Because I think he'd make a man out of me
00:44:50And fuck the beast
00:44:51Because he's a beast
00:44:53Ah, that's a noble selection
00:44:55Oh, yes
00:44:56Ursula
00:44:58Cruella de Vil
00:44:59And Lady Tremaine
00:45:00Ooh
00:45:01I'd kill Cruella immediately
00:45:02She's too skinny for me
00:45:03I would marry Lady Tremaine
00:45:06And I would fuck Ursula
00:45:08I'm swimming all up in that octopussy
00:45:10Just
00:45:10Oh my god, you really just said that
00:45:14Okay, I get very involved in my play-discans, okay?
00:45:17Alright
00:45:18Jafar
00:45:19Mm-hmm
00:45:19Hades
00:45:20And Gaston
00:45:23Now, you'd think I'd fuck the muscle-bound Gaston, right?
00:45:26Hell no
00:45:27He'd rather fuck himself
00:45:28So I'm gonna kill him
00:45:30Mm-hmm
00:45:31Marry Hades because he's the ruler of the underworld
00:45:33Can someone say sovereignty?
00:45:36Mm-hmm
00:45:36And fuck Jafar because underneath that rough exterior
00:45:39I think he'd be a generous lover
00:45:41Now that deserves a slow clap
00:45:44Wait, I have to do it with you
00:45:55You sure you want to do this?
00:45:56Did you not hear me when I said I'm the Riddler?
00:45:58Okay, last chance to tap out
00:46:00I don't need to tap out
00:46:01I'm the Riddler
00:46:02Are you really?
00:46:03Yes
00:46:03As an only child, you have a lot of down time
00:46:06I read riddle books all day
00:46:08That's not something I'd brag about
00:46:11Whatever
00:46:12I'm ready like SpongeBob, all right?
00:46:14Okay, you know what happens if you get one wrong
00:46:16I do know, but that's not something I need to worry about
00:46:19Because I'm gonna ace this shit
00:46:22Okay, coming at you
00:46:24Five of the hardest riddles
00:46:25Five of the easiest riddles
00:46:28Number one
00:46:28It's more powerful than God
00:46:30It's more evil than the devil
00:46:32The poor have it
00:46:33The rich need it
00:46:34If you eat it, you'll die
00:46:35What is it?
00:46:35Nothing
00:46:36I have two arms, but fingers none
00:46:38I have two feet, but cannot run
00:46:40I carry well, but I found
00:46:41I carry best with my feet off the ground
00:46:43What am I?
00:46:44Come on, wheelbarrow
00:46:46The more you take, the more you leave behind
00:46:48What am I?
00:46:49Fingerprints
00:46:49You can't handle me
00:46:51What disappears as soon as you say its name?
00:46:54Silence
00:46:54Last one, come on
00:46:56What type of dress cannot be worn?
00:46:59That was your last one?
00:47:00Really?
00:47:00You could have done better
00:47:01Much, much better
00:47:03An address
00:47:07Okay, now I have a bonus one for you
00:47:11That wasn't a part of the deal
00:47:12I thought you were the riddler
00:47:13Fine, riddle my boots
00:47:16Went to a football game, right?
00:47:18The quarterback threw a pass to the wide receiver
00:47:21The wide receiver caught it in the end zone
00:47:24But no guys scored a touchdown
00:47:25How can that be?
00:47:27What?
00:47:28This has to be a trick question
00:47:29Was there a penalty or something?
00:47:31No, it was a very clean touchdown
00:47:33They're just wearing new guys on the field
00:47:34That can't be
00:47:35You can't score a touchdown without any guys on the field
00:47:38I'm telling you, no guys were playing
00:47:41Was it an imaginary game or something?
00:47:43No, it was a very real game
00:47:46You gotta be pulling my leg
00:47:49You can't score a touchdown without any guys
00:47:52What are you talking about?
00:47:54It was an all-girls football game
00:47:55God damn, Gertrude
00:48:00Gonna do some relish
00:48:04I think we'll top it off with some chocolate sauce
00:48:09Oh yeah
00:48:12Stir that bad boy up
00:48:16One disaster on the rocks
00:48:17For the overconfident young bloke
00:48:20Can I tap out now?
00:48:22I thought you didn't need to tap out
00:48:23You're the riddler, remember?
00:48:26Drink up
00:48:27And if you're gonna bark
00:48:28Do it that way
00:48:46Oh
00:48:47One
00:48:47What did that
00:48:48What's that
00:48:49What's that
00:48:49Two
00:48:49One
00:49:02we won't be doing that anymore now will we you fucking dummy
00:49:33you okay i am now nice barf fest oh yeah yeah i know all about that at my old apartment
00:49:42i
00:49:42accidentally ate a roach how do you accidentally eat a roach i was making food in my kitchen
00:49:48i turned my back for like two seconds and the little dirt bag made a break for my sandwich
00:49:53of course i didn't notice so i put the other piece of bread on top of the roach and didn't
00:49:58realize i was sharing my sandwich till it was too late i would have needed a tongue transplant
00:50:02after that oh yeah i was in the bathroom for the rest of the night was at least a small
00:50:08roach oh
00:50:09no small roaches were not welcome in my old apartment only the big ones these were the
00:50:13kind of roaches that could go to the bank and take out a loan that's how big they were
00:50:18as much as i loathe roaches i'd rather eat one than drink that nasty shit again i didn't think
00:50:24you were actually going to drink it i thought you would have been like i'm not drinking that
00:50:28shit are you knocking futz and i would have been like okay i wouldn't have drank it either but
00:50:33you went above and beyond you could have stopped me i could have but there's no entertainment value in
00:50:52what's this it's a poke war i'm at my wit's end make my day twat scratch
00:50:59quench quench quench yeah you are
00:51:02oh you got one you got one you got one oh you got one oh you got one i got
00:51:10you
00:51:20do you um do you want do you want do you want some more chips um yeah chip me
00:51:46now as much as i'd like to relive my childhood there are some perks to being an adult
00:51:51like soiling the things that made being a kid so great i'm a huge children's show conspiracist
00:51:57me too let me hear one of your theories let me hear one of yours i asked you first i
00:52:02asked you
00:52:02second okay i have one for out of the box you remember that show of course okay well get ready
00:52:10to hate me because your beloved out of the box glorified pedophilia what look at the premise a
00:52:17bunch of kids go and play in a box with a grown-ass man and a grown-ass woman tony
00:52:22and vivian were
00:52:23saints were they did you ever ask yourself what do they really want and more importantly did these
00:52:30kids parents give tony and vivian permission to play with their kids for hours on end in a box
00:52:37unsupervised i think not i would have never gotten pedophilia from out of the box of course not
00:52:44but who were tony and vivian what did they do for a living and why did they have so much
00:52:50free
00:52:50time to play with these kids alone in a fucking box the whole come play with us ploy was just
00:52:56a
00:52:56way to lure these innocent children away so tony and vivian these so-called saints could have their
00:53:03way with them that sounds like a defamation lawsuit in the works what these are just theories fictitious
00:53:08notions to help people like me who wish they could live in the 90s forever cope with the lost early
00:53:14years if i ruin the images of my favorite childhood shows cuts back on the sense of longing just having
00:53:21a little fun with you i'm in the same boat i know so tell me one of your theories i
00:53:27have a johnny bravo
00:53:28theory let's hear it okay so i always found myself asking after watching johnny bravo why he never gets
00:53:40any girls yes he's an asshole yes he's arrogant yes he lacks subtlety but in the real world how many
00:53:48girls go after jerks a lot so every girl that johnny has any type of interaction with always hates him
00:53:55i don't buy it well he did live at home with his mom these girls don't know that how could
00:54:02they know
00:54:02that they're just meeting him for the first time but that's something else here's my theory on why he's
00:54:08so unlucky with the ladies the johnny bravo that we as audience members see isn't the real johnny bravo
00:54:14the real johnny bravo is short bald possibly smelly rotund see in his distorted mind he created an
00:54:24idealized projection of his inner self the person he aspired to be so on the inside he's tall good looking
00:54:31strapping the quintessential manly man in the johnny bravo universe the women that interact with johnny bravo
00:54:38aren't seeing the johnny bravo that we see they're seeing a loser his true self i'll never look at
00:54:47johnny bravo the same way that's all i wanted so tell me something is it true that girls hated when
00:54:55guys send hey is the first message i'm indifferent to the whole creative first message thing but i do
00:55:02have some friends that get pretty flustered is it also true that girls dms are 50% graphically
00:55:08perverted and 50% bland as hell no it's more like 80% graphically perverted and 20% bland as
00:55:17hell
00:55:18so what's the weirdest thing a guy said to you oh i have a hall of fame of weird messages
00:55:23most of them
00:55:24i don't like to repeat but i did have this one guy ask if he could lick the back of
00:55:29my neck what yep he
00:55:31didn't lead into it didn't prepare me for his creepazoidery he just went for it and usually i'd
00:55:37block eyes like that immediately but i was kind of curious so i asked why do you want to lick
00:55:43the back
00:55:43of my neck and he said he wanted to know what a champion tastes like oh i hate people sometimes
00:55:52sometimes oh and i can't tell you how many dick pics i get i get one like every fucking day
00:55:58i got
00:55:59one this morning shit have you ever sent a dick pic nope that's not even a consideration that shit
00:56:06travels online like an oil spill i'm not gonna lose my job because there's pictures of me and mr pink
00:56:12floating around why is your penis called mr pink because he goes in vaginas and vaginas are pink
00:56:20not all of them ew so what's the weirdest thing a girl's ever said to you i once had this
00:56:28girl ask
00:56:29me if she could borrow 20 000 to bail her dad out of jail are you serious very and i
00:56:35told her that i
00:56:36couldn't because i just spent 20k bailing my own dad out of jail trats i also had this one girl
00:56:43ask
00:56:44me if i was interested in letting her stick a stalk of celery up my ass god damn gertrude
00:56:50my messages are split in four categories the weirdy pants the tireless spam bots the racist bozos
00:56:57and the chill chicas am i a chill chica you are i fucking better be i think it's funny how
00:57:06online
00:57:07dating has become a legitimate way to make a connection with someone but i still won't admit
00:57:11that i use it you have no idea how true that is i think like three of my friends know
00:57:16that i use dating
00:57:17apps because i mean yes it's commonplace but you still get judged so hard for it like why are you
00:57:24talking to people online that's so weird you can't find a boyfriend online like is it my life or is
00:57:30it yours please say that again for our listeners at home is it my life or is it yours tell
00:57:41it tell it like
00:57:41a t-i's
00:57:43give me some
00:57:46uh put your hand down
00:57:47there you go there you go there you go oh there you go do you like this
00:57:52no that's wrong
00:57:53yeah
00:57:59look at the puppy
00:58:02my friend just sent me this look at his little ears
00:58:07if you do not think this is cute you have the devil in you
00:58:09no it is i just don't understand why people go cuckoo for coco pups every time they see a puppy
00:58:15or any other furry pint-sized animals
00:58:17because they're the cutest things ever and they represent all that's good in the world
00:58:22but here's what i'm trying to understand people die every day no one seems to care but let a puppy
00:58:29die or a kitten die and it's mass hysteria
00:58:32did you not hear what i just said cute animals represent all that's good in the world
00:58:37their only responsibility is to be cute and fluffy
00:58:40and let me hug your little functions
00:58:42is the baby voice necessary yes
00:58:47miss popular
00:58:49okay you want to see one of the messages guys send me here
00:58:53that violates so many health codes
00:58:55welcome to my dms
00:58:57sorry zanzy stan 46 but your ass is getting blocked
00:59:02these guys are barbarians
00:59:03i appreciate how disgusted you are but i'm sure you've sent your titillating messages
00:59:08nope i'm the boring guy really
00:59:11i usually start off with hey
00:59:13or what's your favorite tv show
00:59:16i mean look at our combos i haven't said anything too racy
00:59:19that's actually true
00:59:21you have been pretty racy tonight though
00:59:23because i'm comfortable
00:59:25i have that effect on people
00:59:28okay colonel comfortable
00:59:29how many girls have you brought back here
00:59:31not including me
00:59:33well that's certainly escalated
00:59:35look the past is the past i'm not gonna hold anything against you
00:59:39i'm just curious
00:59:39i mean in total six girls have been here
00:59:44one of whom was underage
00:59:48um
00:59:48i didn't do anything with her
00:59:51i thought she was 24
00:59:52the second i realized that she was born post the amanda show
00:59:56i made her leave
00:59:58so one of the six girls you didn't do anything with
01:00:01what about the other ones
01:00:03you're not even trying to approach this with any delicacy
01:00:08why not just ask what you really want to ask
01:00:10how many girls have i slept with
01:00:12how many
01:00:13in my whole life
01:00:15four
01:00:16only four
01:00:17only four
01:00:18you want to get specific
01:00:21i was a virgin all through high school
01:00:23i lost my virginity when i was 20
01:00:25and only had one other partner in college
01:00:29after graduating
01:00:30i started using the dating apps
01:00:32and only managed to hook up with two girls
01:00:33no game
01:00:36actually
01:00:36and i'm not saying this to brag
01:00:38my body count could have been higher
01:00:39i had opportunities
01:00:41so why didn't you get it in
01:00:43i don't know any guys to shy away from sex
01:00:46why are you shaking your head
01:00:48because i'm gonna sound like such a wimp after saying this
01:00:50let me decide that all right
01:00:54i haven't had many partners because
01:00:56i guess
01:00:57i like the idea of being a mac
01:01:00more than actually being a mac
01:01:03now
01:01:03of course in the presence of my boys
01:01:06i've had women all around town
01:01:07but
01:01:08i want to return the honesty that you shared with me
01:01:11with a little honesty of my own
01:01:13i say a lot of things
01:01:15but
01:01:16i'm not having sex like that
01:01:17i mean
01:01:18i can be very sexually explicit with the things that i say
01:01:22but actually going out there and knocking them dead
01:01:24the only person aside from you that knows this
01:01:30is my friend hut
01:01:31and even he gets the edited version
01:01:33he thinks i've just hit a dry spell
01:01:36he doesn't know my low number of sexual partners is
01:01:42purposeful
01:01:45all right
01:01:46i give you full permission to rag on me
01:01:48i just don't want you thinking that
01:01:50i'm just the average fuck boy
01:01:51because i'm really not
01:01:52so
01:01:53so does this mean your dick isn't really named mr pink
01:01:58his real name is sheldon
01:02:01but he has been known to answer to mr pink sometimes
01:02:05i don't know you're telling me the truth
01:02:07what if this is just a lie and you feed all the other girls
01:02:10i would do that
01:02:11even if i was trying to run game one year
01:02:14i wouldn't do it by downplaying the number of girls i've slept with
01:02:17why not
01:02:18sensitive guys are in
01:02:19nothing that i'm saying is a lie
01:02:21this is the real picazo
01:02:24isn't there women's intuition
01:02:26you have a knack for sensing the shit of the bull
01:02:31is there anything telling you that i'm being dishonest
01:02:36i'm all talk
01:02:39truthfully
01:02:39the idea of hooking up with hundreds of girls
01:02:44kind of gives me anxiety
01:02:45but
01:02:46i wear the pimp hat because
01:02:48you're a chameleon
01:02:52i've only been with five guys for the record
01:02:55i haven't had sex in over three years
01:02:58been on some dates but
01:03:00nothing got physical
01:03:01not since mr not so perfect
01:03:05do you go to these guys houses
01:03:06at first i vowed to keep meetings in public areas
01:03:10you know just in case i had to deal with another psycho
01:03:14but then i realized a lot of guys wear their mr perfect masks
01:03:19they say what they think they need to say to get the second date
01:03:23anything to get the final prize which is
01:03:26boom boom boom
01:03:28when i finally got my zing back and stopped thinking every guy was a predator
01:03:32i started accepting invitations to houses
01:03:36which i know is a very unsafe thing to do but
01:03:39i think the best way to observe someone is in their natural habitat
01:03:44their home
01:03:46i'm not a complete lame brain
01:03:48i do have mace and other defensive materials on deck
01:03:51no i'm the scared one
01:03:53just what i wanted
01:03:56okay i want to see something
01:03:58i want to see your best fuck boy
01:04:00what
01:04:02act like i'm not me
01:04:03you're not you
01:04:05we're strangers in the night
01:04:07how would you approach me if you were actually the player you pretend to be
01:04:11isn't it too early for role playing
01:04:13shut up come on
01:04:14this is your chance to authenticate your smoothness
01:04:17i want to see you pick me up
01:04:19but i already got you to my apartment
01:04:21we're not in your apartment
01:04:23pretend we're in a cafe
01:04:25i'm already here drinking my raspberry ice latte
01:04:29you come in for your usual double espresso and crumb cake
01:04:34you see me over yonder attached to my phone
01:04:37whatever does the big player player do
01:04:41you really want to do this?
01:04:42i wasn't oddly specific for nothing
01:04:46okay
01:04:57okay
01:04:58cut
01:04:58can you
01:04:59not walk like you're about to backhand me?
01:05:01i was just feeling out the character, alright?
01:05:04do it again
01:05:24hi
01:05:25hello
01:05:26what's that?
01:05:28raspberry latte?
01:05:30yes it is
01:05:32sweet drink for a sweet lady
01:05:35okay you're not good at this
01:05:37no no no no no no let me do it again
01:05:38sweet drink for a sweet lady?
01:05:41that works on some girls
01:05:42doesn't work on this girl
01:05:44start over
01:05:44start over
01:05:46start over
01:05:46but you're really not doing well
01:05:47oh
01:05:48everybody's a critic
01:06:08hey
01:06:09hi
01:06:10hi
01:06:39you're not good at this girl
01:06:40you're not good at this girl
01:06:40the original plan was just to let you have this time to yourself
01:06:44but
01:06:46seven times?
01:06:49i've seen you here seven times
01:06:51usually i don't believe in signs
01:06:53but
01:06:55this can't be ignored
01:06:56i had to come talk to you
01:06:59now
01:07:01i'm not asking for your number
01:07:03and i'm not asking you on a date
01:07:05i just wanted to introduce myself
01:07:08so i'm gonna go over there
01:07:10and grab my double espresso
01:07:11and crumb cake
01:07:13then go sit over there
01:07:15and
01:07:16if you wanted to join me
01:07:20i would not mind that
01:07:24nice to meet you
01:07:27beautiful
01:07:49not too shabby daryl
01:07:51not too shabby at all
01:07:52i'm not a wizard
01:07:54but i got the magic
01:07:56saying shit like that
01:07:58is gonna annul everything you just did
01:08:00so
01:08:00no more of that
01:08:01okay
01:08:01do i get your stamp of approval though?
01:08:04i suppose
01:08:06then where's my reward?
01:08:08what do you want?
01:08:09some heroin would be nice
01:08:10sure
01:08:11let me just grab some from my purse
01:08:14no
01:08:15but there is something that i do want
01:08:16and
01:08:17what would that be?
01:08:20um
01:08:25i uh
01:08:28oh my god
01:08:38you're terrible at being yourself
01:08:39you know that?
01:08:42you know i wanted to kiss you
01:08:44duh
01:08:44we've been leaning up to it for a while now
01:08:46you should have kissed me when we were by the stairs
01:08:48i know i wanted to
01:08:49that would have been a moment
01:08:51i just
01:08:53i usually like to ask girls before i kiss them
01:08:55why?
01:08:57i don't want to throw myself on someone
01:08:59that's weird
01:09:00you wouldn't have been throwing yourself on me
01:09:02i wanted it too
01:09:04what if you didn't?
01:09:06that's what the mace is for
01:09:09after you shave
01:09:10do you slap on the aftershave
01:09:12or do you dab it on gently?
01:09:13dab it on gently
01:09:14of course you do
01:09:16sometimes you gotta throw caution to the wind
01:09:19you talked about women's intuition, right?
01:09:22guys have it too
01:09:22you knew i wanted to kiss you
01:09:24you felt exactly what i felt
01:09:27you should have just went for it
01:09:38much better
01:09:39but next time
01:09:41do it without us having to talk about it
01:09:42next time
01:09:44next time
01:09:49weren't we supposed to watch a movie tonight?
01:09:52i think we were
01:09:53we still can
01:09:54young is the night
01:09:56you want to pick?
01:09:57i shall pick the genre
01:09:58comedy all the way
01:10:00which comedy you want
01:10:02it's comedy you'll get
01:10:04i know exactly what to do
01:10:32this new edition of big bang creation up
01:10:34I'm more just placing the headphones to turn on and start them
01:10:37Flip my keyboard and say, beg your pardon
01:10:40As I pursue to join the squadron
01:10:42Astronaut is starting and starving
01:10:43No comedy like Stevie and Harvey
01:10:45Cause they did not regard me
01:10:46Propulsion is a gold, control is gold
01:10:49Spaceship is powered by produce and flow
01:10:51This fast food, we're producing dope from low
01:10:54Hopefully how we can go
01:10:56And the people of Earth are so low
01:10:59And I'm just an alien awaiting them
01:11:01In a starship from the motherland
01:11:04In another land, just another man
01:11:06The beat funky make it rough, say brother man
01:11:09Like 70s sold by your future man
01:11:11Where we go, where we go, where we go
01:11:16Where we go, where we go, where we go
01:11:20Up, we go up, we go up, we go up
01:11:25Up, we go up, we go up, we go up
01:11:29We go up, and where we go up, we go up
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