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00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05He's Mubarak.
05:06Ah, he's such a beautiful one.
05:33He's Mubarak.
05:34I'm looking at the decorations in the Shaju's penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41Eat in the garden. Please eat it.
05:44Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:46Eid Mubarak.
05:47Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:49Okay.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak.
05:53Eid Mubarak.
05:54He's coming.
05:55Hello ladies.
05:56Eid Mubarak.
05:57Eid Mubarak.
05:59Where is my seat?
06:02In the seat seat.
06:03Ah.
06:04Now he has passed. You're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba.
06:10Go you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe.
06:22Yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26No, no.
06:26The Urdu is also called Goro Gidra.
06:34Wait, I'm kind of fucked right now.
06:36I know.
06:43Sha, good first try, good first try.
06:46But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry.
06:51Which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, no?
06:54Huh?
06:55Keith says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Well, this guy likes you.
07:05Hmm.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community like ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:19Shut up, man.
07:19I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wifed on?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Ruba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future,
07:51I promise to use my platform not to lash out,
07:54but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Ruba is for...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:04Ruba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro.
08:07We good.
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good, then.
08:11Ruba, not Ruba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:15Yeah?
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there
08:18with the pink and green balls on it.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:31Before that...
08:33I need a bit.
08:34I need a bit.
08:36Hey.
08:38Here I go.
08:39Salamayakam, Salamayakam.
08:40Hakimina?
08:40Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please.
08:49Please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'm gonna get up to you.
08:52My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01Salim!
09:01My child!
09:05Salim!
09:10Salim!
09:30Salim!
09:32Salim!
09:34Salim!
09:35Oh, Mr. Tobai!
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkees.
09:39Doing his mother's dirty bidding.
09:41Making Russian prostitutes a pregnant look.
09:43No he's not mommy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh look at that fresh bunny!
09:50Zulfi.
09:50Weakest of us all.
09:51Yeah, I'm good, man. I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave. Shahju, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shabita, can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:01Okay, okay. No, no, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven rideshare options.
10:17Yes, Saleem. Yes.
10:19What are you saying, bro? Yes.
10:20Look at this guy. You good?
10:21Yeah. Come, join us, man. Join us.
10:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you. Thank you.
10:27That's how I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah? You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:36Thank you. Try it, man. Try it.
10:38And I got his arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
10:50Muba! Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever. No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling marl.
11:15It's just a bit of a violent disorder.
11:17It was self-defence, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really beautiful, in a way. He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues, though?
11:22No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, Judd, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than sort of series A.
11:35See this conversation here? This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41In fact, I'll be honest with you. It's too close.
11:43Okay, give me back my dildos then.
11:47Ah, even for me personally, the most important quality about Mooba is in fact the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit. That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro. I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services. It's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai. That's what we do best. Hospitality. That's our culture.
12:12One might say it's the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea. I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this... you're trying to get investment from Dubai?
12:25Yeah. Okay.
12:26Yeah. You been?
12:28No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with, you know,
12:31more like, with the... but, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro. You don't want to go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah? Remember that?
12:43He was disrespectful. He referred to your quiff like that. There was no need.
12:46He looks good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology. Yeah, that's not gonna work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:00What?
13:02First class, Naila.
13:03Oh.
13:05Oh.
13:07Next year, Ed is back at yours, no?
13:09Absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:31I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, no?
13:52She doesn't know anything. She doesn't know anything.
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:09Really?
14:13It's all good.
14:15First class.
14:19First class.
14:23First class.
14:31First class.
14:33First class.
14:36First class.
14:38First class.
14:39First class.
14:39First class.
14:39First class.
14:39First class.
14:40First class.
14:40First class.
14:40First class.
14:42First class.
15:10Shah, we need that.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late, okay?
15:47Am I interrupting something?
15:50Yeah.
15:51A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why don't I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, fuck's sake.
16:27He's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is, because this
16:36is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:41You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys, so, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my own
16:57more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand, all right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:16Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:19What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really?
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi?
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Saleem, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Well, where's my wife?
17:59Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you, idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond,
18:16an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latifah's exchanging his political art
18:20for vanilla distraction.
18:21And so he joins a long line of brown men
18:24who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic
18:30to look more white.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night
18:58at the King's Museum
18:59that was both unfortunate and avoidable.
19:02And I'm deeply sorry.
19:04Fucking pathetic.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum,
19:14I fucked up a guy running at me
19:16with a metal object
19:17and apparently I'm the one
19:18who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career,
19:29and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok,
19:32you little...
19:37I'm going to see you.
19:39How about it?
19:43Are you from theihara?
19:48I hope you've put away.
19:54Let's see the next one.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah, hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right, I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right, oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm, I will do.
21:15All right, see you.
21:16See you.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:38Moved.
21:39Why was he praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41You want to sit down?
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How's your breathing, OK?
21:46You OK?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:52Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero, and you're never around.
21:54All right, all right.
21:56Come here, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Do you get?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm going to get a blanket or something.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Should I just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, shabbat, shabbat, shabbat.
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:29Yeah, boy.
22:31It's OK with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweating old minicap driver.
22:38Blow it, blow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's trying to trip.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirp your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chirp.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:59Are you sure you're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, he's not.
23:10Chalo, Shahjoo.
23:13Why are you saying it?
23:14Why are you saying it to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:17What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
23:31Peter, Paki, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, Vospo.
23:35I've got a problem, my mate.
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:54You're a politician when you get the fuck out of here.
24:07ये बए इश्क है पिलाएजाद
24:21दो प्याली भरके दे सागी मैं एक गुलफान की
24:25एक अपनी नाम की और एक अल्हानान की
24:31मेट दे पूरी तमन ना इस्दिले नाकाम की
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