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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:00What is your job, McFly?
00:03:04I'm not making any difference.
00:03:05Can you please pop the party?
00:03:06Like all I know is this, right?
00:03:20I'm sorry.
00:03:21Hey.
00:03:21Hey, oh, oh, my God.
00:03:23It is going so badly with my dad.
00:03:26Wait, let me put you on speaker when he's right here.
00:03:28Oh, no, no, no, that's not, no.
00:03:30Hey, Maggie, I hope you're wearing your unity crystal.
00:03:33Have you led him through a brief grounding
00:03:35chant like I suggested?
00:03:36Not yet.
00:03:37Get back out there, girl.
00:03:39It's just, Dad hadn't actually noticed we were estranged,
00:03:46which begs the question, can you even
00:03:48be estranged from someone if the other person has no idea?
00:03:51You know, what would really help is a percussive bonding ritual.
00:03:55OK, great.
00:03:56Yeah, I'll try that then.
00:03:58Oh, no, oh, I'm so sorry.
00:04:00No, it can't be done by an amateur.
00:04:02I wish it was that simple.
00:04:04Could you do it, Wyn?
00:04:05I mean, I perfected the technique.
00:04:09You know what?
00:04:10I'd love to give this gift to you, Maggie.
00:04:13Could you bring Pops to us?
00:04:15My rain stick does not travel well.
00:04:17Yeah.
00:04:18No, that sounds amazing.
00:04:20I just don't know if I could get my dad to go along with it.
00:04:23Max, I know your dad's a menace, but Wynnie's done this a hundred times.
00:04:27She's the reason Angelina lets John Boyk around for Christmas.
00:04:34Well, don't ask, don't get, right?
00:04:37Oh, amazing.
00:04:39You're really starting to become someone of substance.
00:04:42a man who likes to go along with it, and he's been in the way to allow me to work.
00:04:47I can't.
00:04:58You know what?
00:05:00I can't do that.
00:05:01I'm pretty.
00:05:08I'm a son.
00:05:10I can't do that.
00:05:11I can't do it.
00:05:12that long yes it has all right we can pretend it has if that's what you prefer oh we don't
00:05:17need to
00:05:17pretend because it is the literal truth your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant
00:05:22overuse of the word literal it literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so i can
00:05:27listen you reached out to me i have been doing great without your work it's been amazing i have
00:05:32a plan sorry mr anderson i wanted to send a little something over i'm a huge fan i had the
00:05:37dvd box
00:05:38set of manager i used to watch it literally every day before school now i wish you were still on
00:05:43tv
00:05:43oh please come on is it your man's game you could do taskmaster you could be so funny
00:05:48could we get another water please of course oh thank you so much
00:06:01you know maggie it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff
00:06:06we were having a conversation no we were having a conversation as i was saying that's a fizz
00:06:16are you drinking again
00:06:26oh come on maggie try and relax
00:06:50uh hey just out of interest what do you think of people who are like into crystals and first to
00:06:54go in my revolution
00:06:55yeah that's what i thought
00:07:03come on you were telling me about your work
00:07:05um yeah so um my play like glue nearly won this huge award
00:07:11only nearly
00:07:14well i got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions so
00:07:18my agent said a lot of the theaters are really interested in it
00:07:21so what's your plan b sorry well you've been trying to get the writing going for some years
00:07:26now isn't it time that you know you considered exploring other avenues
00:07:39yeah i'm gonna need another one of these
00:07:44i am going to have the burger please
00:07:49actually i'll have the um
00:07:50is he's a salad
00:07:50yeah i'll um i'll have the burger please
00:07:53yes sir
00:07:55right so i've got something to ask you and uh i'd like to get this out of the way
00:07:59if i might
00:08:01i realize i haven't been the most family orientated father but uh
00:08:05you know to be fair to me i've had my work
00:08:08there is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us
00:08:10tends to happen
00:08:11no but like i recognize her like i swear i've met her before
00:08:13maggie please concentrate
00:08:15tonight the national comedy awards are presenting me with a lifetime achievement award
00:08:22okay
00:08:25congratulations
00:08:27well thank you
00:08:29and i'd like you to come with me
00:08:31as you know i gave up television all what 20 years ago and i um
00:08:35i normally turn these kind of things down but i thought
00:08:38no no no it might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work has had on the british comedy
00:08:42landscape
00:08:43you know my parents are long gone
00:08:45and as lovely as your mother may be i realized shortly after our wedding
00:08:50that marriage probably wasn't for me
00:08:52shortly after your wedding
00:08:53so essentially maggie you
00:08:55are my only family
00:08:56and i would like my family with me
00:08:59tonight
00:09:02i'm just a little um
00:09:04taken aback i suppose because you have never
00:09:06ever included me in anything to do with your work or indeed life before
00:09:11well i'm a private man
00:09:13i am your biological child
00:09:15tonight is important
00:09:18and you are important to me
00:09:29oh i stupidly cast a dog
00:09:31i mean it
00:09:32what was i thinking
00:09:34all the time yapping away
00:09:36you know what
00:09:37someone nicked it
00:09:38ran off with it
00:09:40i don't know people stole everything in those days
00:09:4290s were much simpler
00:09:44hey
00:09:45do you know we had an on-set coat deal
00:09:47no you didn't
00:09:48yeah yeah
00:09:49do you know i put him in series three
00:09:51after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski
00:09:55there were so many more jet ski accidents back then
00:09:58you know i was a weekly appearance
00:10:03oh
00:10:07oh
00:10:08poo on me
00:10:09i think you pardon
00:10:13um
00:10:19sorry tell me more about this
00:10:24what
00:10:31okay
00:10:34okay um okay i'll come
00:10:36what excellent
00:10:37yeah if you do something for me now
00:10:39what what what's what's going on
00:10:41look
00:10:42eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people and she goes everywhere with this awful tiktok hippie named
00:10:48whitney
00:10:48and long story short they are coming here to perform a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick and
00:10:53i can't stop them
00:10:53so just say nothing or nod
00:10:56and basically if we get through this i will come with you to your award saying do we have a
00:10:59deal
00:11:01is eddie your boyfriend
00:11:02no
00:11:04eddie is a girl she's my friend you have met her several times
00:11:10ah do we have a deal
00:11:11i'm not sure what the deal is but
00:11:12all right fine
00:11:13just say nothing
00:11:14okay it's hey girl
00:11:15mr anderson hi
00:11:17i'm whitney
00:11:18i am sure maggie's told you all about me
00:11:21but i am a professional
00:11:23light worker
00:11:24and well since losing my own father i've become particularly passionate about helping daddies
00:11:29i just spoke to the hostess
00:11:31who was such
00:11:32a sweetheart by the way
00:11:33literally an angel
00:11:34yeah
00:11:34i love her as well
00:11:36and she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours
00:11:39i mean
00:11:40god isn't that so kind
00:11:42so kind
00:11:42so we'll go set up
00:11:44once we're done
00:11:45and well we can get started
00:11:46if you're concerned about the friction inherent in maggie's aura
00:11:55you've been working hard on that
00:11:57i think you'd be pleasantly surprised
00:12:01see you in there
00:12:09there's so many places i could start
00:12:11but professional light worker is as good as any
00:12:14no don't
00:12:15look
00:12:15i just need to figure out a way to get them out of here
00:12:17what possesses you to go along with something as excruciating as this
00:12:22eddie is my best friend and i just want to support her
00:12:24oh cut the shit
00:12:25you're not doing this to be supportive
00:12:26you're doing this because your best friend's got a shiny new pal and you're all jealous
00:12:30no
00:12:30and i'm assuming because you're at join them you failed at beat them
00:12:33now
00:12:34instead of being honest with your friend
00:12:36you're prepared to go along with their delusions for what months years
00:12:39or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune in wales with no running water
00:12:44and at least one suspicious death
00:12:45oh it's devon actually
00:12:47integrity maggie
00:12:49integrity
00:12:50it's crucial for any writer worth their sort
00:12:53any person
00:12:54and it's not worth giving up but a drop of a rain stick
00:12:59you know you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind thanks to me
00:13:04and you constantly disappoint me by wasting it
00:13:09excuse me for a minute
00:13:25we're ready
00:13:26i'm sorry whitney can i could you just um put eddie on
00:13:33hey what's up we're just in the back
00:13:35no i know um can you just um could you just come to the bathroom maybe
00:13:40just come here
00:13:42look i just want to talk to you
00:13:47maggie i'm not the expert here whitney is
00:13:49just come and chat to her
00:13:52but i just want
00:14:21look i was um
00:14:24too harsh
00:14:25i was just uh concerned
00:14:31i'm sorry
00:14:36did you just apologize
00:14:41might need a minute
00:14:47you were mean
00:14:50but you were right
00:14:54look
00:14:55i understand that you feel that i haven't been the perfect father
00:15:02i was um i was incredibly busy during your childhood
00:15:08you know i was writing and starring my own show
00:15:13i put everything i had into the making of manager everything
00:15:16and of course there were epic highs oh my god there were epic highs
00:15:22but the lows
00:15:23the lows were terrible
00:15:25i wonder what might have caused that
00:15:26but we weren't like your generation
00:15:28you see
00:15:29you lot are more into
00:15:30i don't know
00:15:31self-flagellation
00:15:34begging therapists
00:15:35for the secular equivalent of ten hail mary's
00:15:38you know when things were hard
00:15:41for us
00:15:42we huddled together
00:15:43in someone's office
00:15:44rang the local pub for delivery
00:15:45and then we shook the cobwebs off
00:15:51and as a result of that
00:15:54i wasn't at home as much as i should have been
00:15:59there are so many things i regret when it comes to you and your mother
00:16:04so i just um
00:16:05i just want us to have a better relationship
00:16:13but
00:16:14and i really really want you to understand this
00:16:18i cannot attend
00:16:20a rain stick healing ceremony
00:16:23especially as you yourself know it to be complete horse shit
00:16:26we're ready
00:16:27oh
00:16:29um
00:16:29we um
00:16:33we aren't we aren't coming
00:16:34why not
00:16:35because this will really help whitney gain more followers
00:16:38and we're fundraising for
00:16:39sorry what do you mean followers
00:16:40my instagram followers
00:16:44you were going to film this and put it on instagram
00:16:46yeah yeah whitney thought because your dad was on tv
00:16:49it will help drive traffic to her page
00:16:51but the point is maggie this will really help you
00:16:54whitney really knows
00:16:55oh whitney does fuck all
00:16:59what oh nothing sorry
00:17:01oh no no whitney's
00:17:05oh no i don't have it in me whitney is an idiot
00:17:08and you've become the most selfish fucking hippie i've ever met
00:17:14what
00:17:15sorry
00:17:15oh i'm sorry
00:17:17i'm sorry
00:17:18it's all this bollocks
00:17:20i know that healing can feel uncomfortable
00:17:22oh what the fuck
00:17:23do you know about healing eddie
00:17:25do you even know what the word means
00:17:27because it doesn't mean going awol
00:17:29with a fake guru
00:17:30who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth
00:17:34what are you talking about
00:17:36oh i'm sorry
00:17:37there's no way
00:17:38the eddie i know believes
00:17:39any of this shit
00:17:41you have a sharper mind than that
00:17:43it's just it's disappointing honestly
00:17:44maggie
00:17:45maybe we should take a meditation break
00:17:47i mean your forehead veins are telling me
00:17:49your chakras are completely off balance
00:17:51new rule
00:17:52you're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated
00:17:53i can't have loud emotional arguments in here
00:17:56this is a restaurant
00:17:56that's fine
00:17:57we were just leaving
00:17:57no eddie come on eddie
00:17:59no you've said enough
00:17:59i should have listened to whitney
00:18:01and done this weeks ago
00:18:02but maggie
00:18:04we're done
00:18:05i don't want you in my life anymore
00:18:09good for you
00:18:10good for you
00:18:17sit down darling
00:18:27i'm really proud of you
00:18:30you told her the truth
00:18:33and the truth as they say
00:18:34will set you free
00:18:37hey let me top you up
00:18:40can we have the bill please
00:19:01could i um
00:19:02trouble you for our coats please
00:19:04yes
00:19:08come on
00:19:09is she okay
00:19:10what earth are you
00:19:11yeah fine
00:19:12nothing that a little fresh air won't fix
00:19:14we're off to an awards ceremony up the road
00:19:18hope it doesn't drag on too long
00:19:20you know what they're like
00:19:21a bit
00:19:22a bit like
00:19:23school assembly
00:19:24that you can't escape from
00:19:26mark
00:19:26mark anderson
00:19:27me
00:19:27yep
00:19:28any advance on the coastline please
00:19:29but you don't remember me
00:19:32now you you were probably too little
00:19:34you're only nine i think
00:19:36tiny wee thing
00:19:37i babysat for you back in galway
00:19:38oh
00:19:41i didn't think i'd see you again
00:19:43and i sat down for lunch
00:19:45and bam
00:19:45in your walks
00:19:47i was only 20 odd
00:19:49god
00:19:49so young
00:19:50and i feel awful
00:19:52come on
00:19:53and i felt so bad
00:19:54because your mom was
00:19:55so lovely
00:19:57god
00:20:00i didn't know what i was doing
00:20:09you know
00:20:11i refused to talk to that journalist woman
00:20:15she called me a few months ago
00:20:17when i said i wouldn't talk about you
00:20:18even though she said the other women had
00:20:23just
00:20:25so you know
00:20:27right come on then
00:20:28what's she talking about
00:20:29oh uh
00:20:30i don't know
00:20:30god knows
00:20:31i don't think she's right in the head
00:20:34what was she talking about
00:20:35oh they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays
00:20:42some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s
00:20:48affairs
00:20:48all consensual
00:20:49all adults
00:20:50but because some of these women that worked with me at the time
00:20:54for you
00:20:54now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved
00:20:57i mean come on
00:20:58it's just crap
00:20:59it's nonsense
00:21:01well what can you do
00:21:02you know what i mean
00:21:02sells papers
00:21:03and that's why you want me to come with you tonight right
00:21:06no
00:21:06of course not
00:21:07you're about to get cancelled so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a flight
00:21:12all right
00:21:12just calm down
00:21:15i won't do that for you
00:21:18you know a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free but
00:21:21i think what he actually meant
00:21:23is it's more fun to be brutally honest but only when it suits you
00:21:27which is not as catchy
00:21:31i have spent
00:21:32so many years
00:21:34trying to figure you out
00:21:37but if so much
00:21:38of what you say is a lie
00:21:40then what's the point in even trying
00:21:41i have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today
00:21:44and it made me drink
00:21:44and i don't drink anymore
00:21:45but i can't say that to you
00:21:46because it's too close to the bone isn't it
00:21:50how many did you have before i got here today
00:21:52four or five
00:21:55i'd have guessed four but i'm a little rusty
00:22:01i'm not like you
00:22:06i'm medicated
00:22:21i stole fifty quid from his wallet
00:22:26do you want a hot chocolate
00:22:32yeah
00:22:36yeah
00:22:43yeah
00:22:45yeah
00:22:45yeah
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry, if I just...
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her. I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:11Okay. I'll send a Zoom link. We can get planning...
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links. I am the captain now. No more Zoom.
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour and ring all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:04Sacred inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22It is perfect.
00:24:24The CEOs are going to love it, and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right then.
00:24:47Those stationery honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:54In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Hello.
00:25:18Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus one.
00:25:23Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and practice breathing.
00:25:35Anya wrote me into helping out.
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41Where are, like, the other guests?
00:25:47Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry, I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54Clonic tent.
00:25:55So just wait here and I won't be long.
00:26:08I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09I'm going to sleep over, Brent.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13Sorry, okay.
00:26:15I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail, Alters?
00:26:24It was homework last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:27Let me summarise.
00:26:29Brent, you probably need a refresher too, so...
00:26:35No!
00:26:36Right.
00:26:37So the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:54I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Brent!
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we are on the clock, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret flight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:34But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:50What does NFJ?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02Well, he looks like Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:13I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramani Yaswami.
00:28:22Who perfected the technique.
00:28:26That's impressive.
00:28:27Sir.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then team.
00:28:43Send in the interrogator.
00:28:49Jillian.
00:28:50Eddie.
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now.
00:29:03It's been a while.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry.
00:29:07Did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement, it turns out, is awfully boring.
00:29:11So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do that?
00:29:27When I was 17, I admitted to making her drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:37Wow.
00:29:38That's so loose.
00:29:39Loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're gonna live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56And make sure you finish that love.
00:29:57It's bad luck to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend Whitney afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:07That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:11And you've been down to have a look, I take it, before making any financial commitment.
00:30:19Wow.
00:30:21That was...
00:30:22delicious.
00:30:24Really...
00:30:25overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37Did you see that?
00:30:39That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43Look at the look.
00:30:45On Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:58I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mommy.
00:31:04And I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:10And I just...
00:31:12I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16How about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Brian!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And say what?
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:23No!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:29Jillian!
00:31:31I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:35Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:39Jillian!
00:31:42There you are!
00:31:44Everything is ready...
00:31:46for your acupuncture session...
00:31:49with...
00:31:50Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course!
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café waiting, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say...
00:32:20I think I recognise the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:24Perhaps we were puppies together...
00:32:27in...
00:32:29Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Would that be something?
00:32:37Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38When?
00:32:39As a kid...
00:32:40Her name was Baby.
00:32:41Baby!
00:32:43Is that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:46Yeah, baby!
00:32:47Oh, don't.
00:32:47Don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made at all.
00:32:54Good!
00:32:57That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:02I saw seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:12Okay!
00:33:13Time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast, babe.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is...
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:20Wait!
00:33:20Before we watch,
00:33:22I just want to say...
00:33:25From the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theatre,
00:33:29I knew my future lay in the art of what the French call...
00:33:31Cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God, I knew I should have worked at this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:53Don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal, 1981 paper, Cult Formation, a psychiatrist Robert J. Lifton...
00:34:03observed that the most common, unifying feature of high control groups...
00:34:07is the presence of a charismatic leader.
00:34:10One who can't be questioned, or held accountable for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance, if Madonna told me to plunge my hands into a bucket of hot piss,
00:34:26I'd say, pass the bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie.
00:34:32When I'm scrubbing my hands under hot water trying to get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:37Once strictly a job for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot girls.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen, so...
00:34:55we also added this.
00:34:57When the camera flashing, I act so happy.
00:35:00I'm in heaven where you're looking at me.
00:35:05The angel of my dreams.
00:35:07I will always end up you and catch you.
00:35:10It's not fair.
00:35:12It's not fair.
00:35:14What the fuck, Frank?
00:35:16Well, I did better than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off, bitch!
00:35:19She's gonna kill me!
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience needed some sugar with their medicine.
00:35:26I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:27I'm taking that on!
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun bitch.
00:35:31This is Eddie's life.
00:35:32And if we fuck this up because you idiots can't do anything normally,
00:35:36then I might lose her for good this time, and I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it.
00:35:43So please, just fucking focus!
00:35:50Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No, no!
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time for my talk.
00:36:00You've actually only been here for 20 minutes.
00:36:02The oral reading can really contort your sense of time.
00:36:05If you let it.
00:36:06My sense of time was specifically complimented on by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
00:36:13Huh?
00:36:15Wait.
00:36:16What's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening!
00:36:23Stage four people, come the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37Gotta wrangle some lost herbalists.
00:36:41Four people, come on!
00:36:43Two six apples.
00:36:44Eight!
00:36:47Three.
00:36:47Three.
00:36:49Two.
00:36:51Two.
00:36:53Two.
00:37:05Two.
00:37:07Two.
00:37:07Two.
00:37:09Two.
00:37:11Hey, Andy, can you just check my crotch is dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:23It's locked.
00:37:25What?
00:37:26It shouldn't be locked.
00:37:27Fuck!
00:37:27Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian!
00:37:29Andy, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her.
00:37:33Fucking help her!
00:37:35Oh, no, no.
00:37:37Quick, you.
00:37:38Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There is a map in your emails.
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room.
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh, you'll be shouting like that.
00:37:51You might burst the baby.
00:37:53You need to distract me.
00:37:54Take my hand.
00:37:56Talk.
00:37:59Maggie, they need you.
00:38:00Yeah, but we...
00:38:00We'll find her.
00:38:03Help me.
00:38:05Help me.
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney.
00:38:15That's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please.
00:38:20There's been all of 2009 and then the ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing.
00:38:24What I know is, it looks to me...
00:38:27It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:36I think everything felt really hard.
00:38:39And you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy.
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that.
00:38:49I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:51Wherever you go, wherever you go, there you are.
00:38:59You didn't have to do the fucking accent.
00:39:04Oh shit.
00:39:22Now, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28But I'm pretty sure it's an apple juice.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33No.
00:39:36I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good boy.
00:39:47Shit.
00:39:49She's loose.
00:39:50Quick.
00:39:50Quick, somebody get eyes on Eddie.
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie.
00:39:55What is this?
00:39:57Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god.
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie.
00:40:02These people locked me in a room.
00:40:03No, we didn't.
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah, we used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie?
00:40:08We need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like, now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive.
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66.
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss.
00:40:18Also 66.
00:40:19For over 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him with Whitney.
00:40:23Or Catherine, since that's her real name, actually.
00:40:25At a family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they were trying to discredit me like this?
00:40:35They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years.
00:40:52Oh, I can't believe we need to point this out.
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth.
00:40:56They are insanely white.
00:40:58She looks like she's on Geordie Shore.
00:40:59She's not even a real healer.
00:41:00She's a liar.
00:41:08You're being insane.
00:41:09Stop it, stop.
00:41:11Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it, but I knew you needed to be un-brainwashed.
00:41:20And maybe we should have got an expert and we didn't have much time.
00:41:23And please, Eddie, I'm sorry.
00:41:26I didn't mean to make you feel, but I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:41Dad, I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt, that you'd been on the same journey
00:41:52as me and you knew how to fix me, that was just marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave and let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know, I actually help people.
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging that you have to try and discredit me and make up all
00:42:29these lies.
00:42:31Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32When you are the one with a made-up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No.
00:42:39I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like Jesus Christ himself.
00:42:49Who?
00:42:50Come on.
00:42:51Come on.
00:42:52Like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation for the burden I carry with me every day for
00:43:03being a bearer of light is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well, that says everything about you people.
00:43:09And how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:12I mean, what do you offer each other?
00:43:20Lines.
00:43:24Because I can take you to the light.
00:43:38Let's go.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:58You're going to believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day, I will ascend to the celestial heaven that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down on all of you from my throne of purity.
00:44:22With my childhood cat Choo-Choo by my side, because I know she's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all burn.
00:44:35Come back, Anthony.
00:44:43Oh, God.
00:44:49What a day.
00:44:52What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:58Well, so where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Saves.
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:06And she jumped through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil or something?
00:45:11Which, good place.
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi, I'm a fucking idiot who gave all my money to a white girl who owns clip-in dreadlocks.
00:45:20They can't do anything.
00:45:21I gave her that money.
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's all right, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this, this was the only way to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't want to do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't want to be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:11It's like...
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:33I came to tell you everything.
00:46:35Everything takes so fast.
00:46:40It takes so strong.
00:46:45I love them how I feel.
00:46:52I hope you understand.
00:46:55I'm sorry, we're closed for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell the whole staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks and I need to drink to forget he eats this.
00:47:01That way when I next see him, it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04We went to see the hangover too and afterwards, all I said was that men aren't as funny as they
00:47:07think they are and they kicked off.
00:47:08Why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're at a wake.
00:47:13You're at a wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19It's not even y'all more important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh, my God.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Auntie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double check and coat, please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:38Oh, thank you.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called a wake if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have any kind of trap door.
00:47:48You could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't going to work.
00:47:52A highlight, truly, of our friendship isn't going to make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know what's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable doesn't mean that we're supposed to be in each
00:47:59other's lives forever.
00:47:59I know, Eddie.
00:48:03But why don't you just sit?
00:48:09One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's not safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:36Oh, my tiger.
00:48:40Oh, my God.
00:48:42Sterling Express era.
00:48:43I'm going to stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's.
00:48:45Jay moved to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google free accommodation in London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one-way ticket to sex trafficking, so I'm going to say no.
00:49:00You promised me one night I...
00:49:16You promised me one night I'm going to do.
00:49:18In my magazine, I know...
00:49:18Don't...
00:49:18...
00:49:18들고...
00:49:18How lame.
00:49:23My PPT
00:49:33Of all the old man pubs and all of mid-recession Dalston, I walked into yours.
00:49:39You realise my dad's wake might not be the hilarious memory that you think it is?
00:49:42Oh!
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:49So what I'm going to do is quietly and respectfully tiptoe out of here and you never have to see
00:49:54me again.
00:49:54I don't think so.
00:49:55It would just look weird if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on.
00:49:57You need to work on your mourner persona.
00:49:59Are you a relative?
00:50:01Oh, secret family.
00:50:03Maybe I could be like a young runaway your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry.
00:50:08It's really hard to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed in so long that my face actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora.
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour.
00:50:37I wish you'd go around to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity as much as I valued him as an
00:50:43employer.
00:50:43But you're welcome to do it.
00:50:45Or Jay.
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the U.S. markets open and I need to be
00:50:50available for people.
00:50:51Eddie, I am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Good friend of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron didn't play golf.
00:51:09Funny.
00:51:09He never mentioned an ex-wife.
00:51:11Not once in all our golf times.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:21Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:24Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, drow Eddie.
00:51:28Now, I can go to the big saints.
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No, Dad hated sausage rolls.
00:51:33He said they looked like flaky dicks.
00:51:34It was...
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg drow, Eddie.
00:51:38Now, I can go to the big saints, please.
00:51:39Will, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:42What do you want to tell you?
00:51:43This is Maggie.
00:51:44She's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew.
00:51:48Your best friend is mine.
00:51:49Good God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though, it felt like we were destined to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad.
00:51:57When he always said...
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:59She always said, use fun as a tool to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie.
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival.
00:52:13Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away.
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version of a support system, but I do support you.
00:52:21Like, when you first took over Wet Mouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:26It's what you should rename the pong.
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up in the red lion.
00:52:32Lions are orange.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone gets to run a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is, like, get someone from Vice to DJ once a month and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51You got any stiggies?
00:52:53Mm.
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13And stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times.
00:53:21You...
00:53:21Hey, you okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying I look like shit.
00:53:27Where's the other guys?
00:53:29Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You've only given me one.
00:53:33I had zero living family who could support me in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38And then suddenly dropped on my lap.
00:53:39It was a massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You.
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr.
00:53:43Unconfirmed, but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:51I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:56I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet makes the bar cooler, but there's got to be
00:54:00limits to that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:06Uh...
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment, get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me would do you a world of good in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just while you're...
00:54:24No.
00:54:25But darling, I don't want you to be alone while you're...
00:54:29What if something...
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39I'm...
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build some sort of home for them.
00:54:45No.
00:54:50Is that cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grunt.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:05Carl.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah, I know.
00:55:11I lived with you for most of them.
00:55:13Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you.
00:55:17I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie.
00:55:20How could you?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't.
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible for anyone else in your whole life.
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Pissing!
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:50Something or someone has given birth in the sink, but other than that, I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think this friendship has been about you looking after me, and I get
00:55:58that, but I look after you two.
00:56:02No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie.
00:56:03Just because my care looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time you've looked after me successfully.
00:56:07Other than today.
00:56:08Maggie.
00:56:09Fine.
00:56:13Exactly.
00:56:14Just give me a minute.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20How about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go home.
00:56:25I'll run the break.
00:56:26That's not what happened.
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go home.
00:56:32I'll run the break.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was because you always change the
00:56:37narrative to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details.
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked from years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48It's not intentional.
00:56:49It's not malicious.
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I can't remember every detail of every moment, and that makes me sad sometimes, but yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:57Like...
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I'm sorry if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you.
00:57:07I honestly didn't know I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was trying to fix an engine with my bare hands and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry.
00:57:18You had to be like the...
00:57:21Farmer Hoggett to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night.
00:57:40It's my shag.
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like the babe leading the babe.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:57:56It's like...
00:58:03I don't know.
00:58:27Okay, maybe my shitty memory
00:58:29only remembers the good things, but
00:58:32the night you will miss
00:58:34when we
00:58:39It's definitely the best shag I've ever had
00:58:41including women, which is very unusual
00:58:45Congratulations, it's all about the knuckles
00:58:50It would be classic Anya to like that, though
00:58:53You made a cute speech
00:58:55Did I? I don't remember
00:58:56Oh, come on
00:58:57No, I don't
00:58:59I told you, I'm basically Dory from Finding Nemo
00:59:01if she also had a mood disorder
00:59:03You said something like
00:59:05Here ye, here ye
00:59:07I have known Miss Theodora Rushton
00:59:10for six years now
00:59:11and in that time she has made my life
00:59:14infinitely better
00:59:15Oh, it's a serious one
00:59:16On top of that, she has single-handedly turned wet mouth
00:59:20into the three-time motherfucking Halloween
00:59:24Oh my God
00:59:26Eddie, I have seen you deal with every set bath
00:59:34every angry drunk man
00:59:36every pile of puke in the bathroom
00:59:38like it's nothing
00:59:38but I know, we know
00:59:41It's not nothing
00:59:42It's amazing
00:59:44Eddie
00:59:46You are the coolest, strongest, smartest person I know
00:59:51and I really fucking love you
00:59:53No, I can't
00:59:54No, you have to feel feelings
00:59:55No, I don't
00:59:55Tickle her until she feels feelings
00:59:58Massive feelings
00:59:59Oh, hey ya
01:00:01That was gorgeous, babe
01:00:03Oh, nice
01:00:05No, I don't want to be rude
01:00:06but who are you?
01:00:07I'm nice
01:00:09I was sat at the table next to you at the awards
01:00:11and thought you guys seemed more fun
01:00:23I can't believe that's how we met him
01:00:25and now that bitch is literally the executor of my will
01:00:28I know
01:00:29Could have been a kid or a furry for all he knew
01:00:34That's not a great example, by the way
01:00:36What?
01:00:37Of you being an amazing friend
01:00:38it doesn't really support your argument
01:00:39My argument?
01:00:41Yeah, because that night ended when you
01:00:42Is he on any medication?
01:00:43Do we know?
01:00:44Hello?
01:00:46Medication?
01:00:47Yeah
01:00:48We're not on drugs!
01:00:50It was only meds
01:00:52I wasn't supposed to drink on them, but
01:00:54But you did
01:00:55And I don't get to be angry about that
01:00:57because it's like
01:00:57Oh, Maggie has bipolar
01:00:59She can't help it
01:01:00It's not her fault
01:01:00So then I have to bury my feelings
01:01:02I never asked you to bury
01:01:03That night
01:01:04was supposed to be about dad
01:01:05so he could see that everything was okay
01:01:09I didn't know that
01:01:10Because it's stupid
01:01:13I can't see anything
01:01:15He's dead
01:01:19Your feelings aren't stupid, Eddie
01:01:22It matters to me if I've hurt you
01:01:25There's always a reason you can't show up for me, Maggie
01:01:29If you're referring to what happened last year
01:01:43If you're talking about what happened last year
01:01:47I had lithium poisoning
01:01:51I had too much lithium in my blood
01:01:52because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount
01:01:55And that's the truth
01:01:58I was trying really hard to get better
01:02:00when that happened
01:02:01I still am
01:02:03It's a lot of work
01:02:04It's every day
01:02:05But I am so much better now
01:02:09You don't seem better
01:02:10Sorry, Eddie
01:02:11But you don't know that
01:02:12You haven't been here
01:02:13And when you've been here
01:02:14And when you've been here
01:02:14you've been
01:02:15Brainwashed by a coin artist
01:02:19Yeah
01:02:22You must feel
01:02:25I can't think of a better word than insane
01:02:30You know what that's like
01:02:33When your reality turns out not to be real
01:02:37It happened to me
01:02:39It follows me every day
01:02:41I try and forget it
01:02:42And
01:02:43I can't
01:02:49Call an ambulance
01:02:50For God's sake
01:02:51Didn't you know she was out there
01:02:53God, I
01:02:53Come on, darling
01:02:54Did you
01:02:55You'd be all right
01:02:57You'd be all right now
01:02:58Gillian wasn't there
01:03:01Yes, she was
01:03:01I called her
01:03:02No, you didn't
01:03:07Let's go
01:03:08Here we go
01:03:10Okay
01:03:11Take it
01:03:12Okay
01:03:15Here you go
01:03:17Okay
01:03:22Hi, Gillian
01:03:23It's Will
01:03:25Can you meet me at
01:03:26Hamilton Hospital?
01:03:28He's never said anything
01:03:38How do you know that?
01:03:41How do you know what happened?
01:03:44He called me from the hospital
01:03:45While I was at the airport
01:03:47Oh
01:03:50So you knew before you even left?
01:03:53You knew I'd been poisoned
01:03:55And you didn't even drop me a DM
01:03:56It's
01:03:56Is that how much you hate me?
01:03:59I missed your abortion
01:04:00Because I was poisoned
01:04:02But you abandoned me
01:04:03Because you wanted to go on holiday
01:04:05That's not it
01:04:05It kind of seems like it is
01:04:07I had to go, Maggie
01:04:08I had to
01:04:09Why?
01:04:10So you could go and smoke weed
01:04:11With Mind Control Farrah
01:04:12No, because I was fucked
01:04:14I was so fucked
01:04:15And I just lost everything
01:04:17And I didn't know how to cope with that
01:04:18And I couldn't stay here
01:04:20And sit in the mess of it
01:04:20Because I'm fucking weak
01:04:24I'm so weak
01:04:25That instead of dealing with my shit
01:04:26I found someone
01:04:27Who told me they could make it better
01:04:28And I let them tell me what to think
01:04:30I mean, what the fuck
01:04:33I know I'm not soft
01:04:35And I know I don't seem like someone to be gentle with
01:04:38But I am
01:04:41My sad looks very different to your sad
01:04:43But it's still very real
01:04:44And it still fucking hurts
01:04:51I'm a mess
01:04:53And a fraud
01:04:54And a loser
01:04:57You don't want me, Maggie
01:04:58I can't help you
01:05:08So
01:05:10Thank you so much for having me
01:05:11Oh, you're more than welcome
01:05:13Theodora
01:05:14Theodora
01:05:14Can you fetch the microphone
01:05:16I think now's the time for my amazing grace
01:05:19Oh, damn
01:05:20I'm sad to miss that
01:05:21You know
01:05:24I thought this was going to be the worst day of my life
01:05:28And it wasn't
01:05:31And I think that might be because of you
01:05:33You know
01:05:34Distracting me with how
01:05:36Insanely inappropriate you are
01:05:43Any time
01:05:54I'm so sorry
01:05:58I'm so sorry, Maggie
01:06:24So about the babe
01:06:28She picks her righter than one, anyway
01:06:39Get by in the bar
01:06:43I'm not really in the mood to make cocktails
01:06:45Oh, come on
01:06:45Just
01:06:46Just trust me
01:06:47Come on
01:06:48Okay
01:07:09Hi
01:07:10Uh, could I get a drink?
01:07:13I'm on the run from a screening of The Hangover 2
01:07:15Which I inexplicably attended with the ex
01:07:17Who told me to go on the Dukan diet
01:07:19Hey
01:07:20This doesn't happen to be your dad's wake, does it?
01:07:25Oh
01:07:29It is, yeah
01:07:30But, uh
01:07:31Please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours
01:07:37So what?
01:07:38We're just going to start again
01:07:40No, I mean
01:07:42We can't
01:07:44It's done as done
01:07:45Like
01:07:46I'm a nightmare
01:07:48You're a nightmare
01:07:50There's no cure for that
01:07:53But
01:07:56We can't say that we love each other
01:08:00That we need each other
01:08:02Move on
01:08:05Together
01:08:09Can I move in with you?
01:08:11Of course
01:08:14And everything will be alright?
01:08:19You're all I have now, Mikey
01:08:44You're all I have now, Mikey
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you
01:09:03I'd see you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09COVID and you
01:09:14I would make this day last for more time
01:09:23You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:24You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:24You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:24You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:24You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:24You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:24You're all I have now, Mikey
01:09:25You're all I have now, Mikey
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