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📝Synopsis: Everyone dismisses Trixie as a gold-digging prostitute because of her worn, “hobo” clothes. What they don’t know is she’s the only one who can heal Lysander Armstrong, the nation’s hottest war hero—and the one woman destined to capture his guarded heart.
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📝Synopsis: Everyone dismisses Trixie as a gold-digging prostitute because of her worn, “hobo” clothes. What they don’t know is she’s the only one who can heal Lysander Armstrong, the nation’s hottest war hero—and the one woman destined to capture his guarded heart.
✨Genre: Drama, Fantasy Romance
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00:00:17Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:21Please save my child.
00:00:39Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:58Rod of a sepulis.
00:01:07Praise!
00:01:08She is the Healer Goddess!
00:01:11No, please.
00:01:13Don't call me about it.
00:01:15I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:20Here you go, miss.
00:01:25Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those
00:01:29the most in need?
00:01:42You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy
00:01:47and run!
00:01:50Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:54I'll fix you right up.
00:02:00Right rewrites the wronged.
00:02:04Rejuvenate.
00:02:09See?
00:02:10Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:02:15Come on, Cleo.
00:02:16Let's go.
00:02:21Come on, Cleo.
00:02:29Let's go.
00:02:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:32Please.
00:02:33My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:37We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:38If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:42The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:43His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:47He's so hot.
00:02:49Does he come with the money?
00:02:51Yes.
00:02:52He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:53Money.
00:02:54Fame.
00:02:55Power.
00:02:56It's all yours.
00:03:01Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:03:04Yes.
00:03:04Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08I have another call coming in.
00:03:11Grandma!
00:03:12I'm dying!
00:03:14Save me, Trixie!
00:03:16Grandma?
00:03:17Grandma?
00:03:18When are you getting married?
00:03:20I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:22I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:24And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:31Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:38You're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:40I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:42No!
00:03:51Please go feed your dog, miss.
00:03:53Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:55Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:56Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:59Grant me a wish?
00:04:00Yes, you can barely feed yourself.
00:04:02The downfall of humanity.
00:04:03It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:04:06What?
00:04:07Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:04:10Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:13I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:17Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:21Can you do that?
00:04:22I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:27Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:29Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:33Hold still.
00:04:41What?
00:04:41My migraine's gone.
00:04:43Okay, then let's go.
00:04:44If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:47Come on.
00:04:48Come on.
00:04:48Oh!
00:05:02How is he?
00:05:03What is the diagnosis?
00:05:05Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:05:08I'm sorry.
00:05:08I don't know what this is.
00:05:10Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:12You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:05:13Don't worry, General.
00:05:15I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:20I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:40I have no clue what this is.
00:05:44Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:50That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:52Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:54I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:06:06He's not budging.
00:06:07There's no movement.
00:06:08Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:06:14is.
00:06:15Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:18They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:21If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:27Who?
00:06:30The goddess of healing.
00:06:34Wait a second.
00:06:35You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:38That's correct.
00:06:39Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:44That's her motto.
00:06:45It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:48We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:51She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:54No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:56If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:07:01bankrupt.
00:07:02I will find her.
00:07:04James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:07:09Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:07:13There's no need.
00:07:28I'll save your son.
00:07:31Who the hell is she?
00:07:32Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:34She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:36Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:37How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:41Exactly.
00:07:42God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:45She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:48Ew!
00:07:49She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:52I bet it has fleas.
00:07:54That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:58Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:08:05Don't touch him.
00:08:08They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:08:10But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:08:13So step aside.
00:08:15I'll take it from here.
00:08:17Could you hold this?
00:08:18Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:19You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:21I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:26I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:28I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:33Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:44Ew!
00:08:46Disgusting.
00:08:47Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:49Security!
00:08:49Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:53Let's go.
00:08:53If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:09:00Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:09:06Maybe we should give her a try?
00:09:08You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:09:12Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:14But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:20Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:23You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:25And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:28But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:33Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:36No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:37My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:39I can't lose him.
00:09:41Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:48My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:52Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:57Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:59As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:10:06Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:10:08I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:15Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:19Continue wasting your time.
00:10:21But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:33Oh, Kate!
00:10:36What's happening?
00:10:38What are we doing?
00:10:41What are we doing?
00:10:48Oh!
00:10:50What the hell are you doing?
00:10:51I knew she was a perv!
00:10:54She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:56Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:00Are you insane?
00:11:01Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:11:05He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:13Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:16Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right? I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:24And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:11:28What?
00:11:31This?
00:11:38Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:41What?
00:11:42What?
00:11:42So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:49Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:53I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:12:00studied for years?
00:12:01We are all certified.
00:12:03But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:12:07She's right about everything.
00:12:10Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:15And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:19Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:20Oh.
00:12:21And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:23Because I just discovered it.
00:12:25This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:29The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:31A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:34But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:39What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:41I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:45Precisely.
00:12:46You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:48You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:54I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:57Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:13:01And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:13:05which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
00:13:09Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:11Oh, yeah.
00:13:13If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:17I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:19Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:23What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:25It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:27And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:31Then let's have a bet.
00:13:33If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:38And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:45These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:49You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:52Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:55There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:59Don't worry. I got this.
00:14:04It's a deal.
00:14:06I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:14:08No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:15Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:23Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:26Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:38I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:41I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:45I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:49Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:53Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:54Don't listen to her.
00:14:57She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:15:02Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:15:05Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:13What? Did you just call me?
00:15:17There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:21Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:25Now stop getting in my way.
00:15:27Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:31Oh yeah?
00:15:32You wanna see real pain?
00:15:34Where's the dog?
00:15:35Well put down the dog!
00:15:36With pleasure.
00:15:53Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:59You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:16:04She's been poisoned!
00:16:07It was her!
00:16:08Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:10Medicine in the right hands can save lives.
00:16:13But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:17This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:20Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:22Of course.
00:16:23I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:27If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:46Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:48This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:50I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:53Angel herbalist.
00:16:54This is what I call...
00:16:56Malpractice.
00:16:58This isn't fatal.
00:16:59She'll live.
00:17:00But she deserves a little punishment.
00:17:02Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:05Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:06Right this way.
00:17:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:09What the hell is going on?
00:17:10You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:14Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:16Every second counts.
00:17:19Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:24General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:29Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:33Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:17:37If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:43Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:27I'm talking about the clistening.
00:18:28Just leave in the cab and keep going.
00:18:28I will be so scared...
00:18:30It's not the only way to the moon.
00:18:30Look at the door.
00:18:31It's not the door.
00:18:32For the door.
00:18:32And you can Oofy.
00:18:32Uh, there's a light door.
00:18:36There's an unexpected door.
00:18:37Oh my god.
00:18:42If he's not the door at the door,
00:18:42You can open the door.
00:18:43There's an unexpected door that's supposed to be.
00:18:48you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:52armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:19:00that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:19:04stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:11that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:21shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:27background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:32you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:40oh my
00:19:45healer goddess hear my plea
00:19:48please save my child
00:20:06rod of a sepulius
00:20:35raise she is the healer goddess
00:20:39no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:20:48here you go miss thank you
00:20:53why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the
00:20:57most in need
00:21:10you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy
00:21:15and run
00:21:18aww it's okay little guy
00:21:21i'll fix you right up
00:21:27right
00:21:28rewrites the wrong
00:21:37see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:21:43come on cleo let's go
00:22:00please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:22:04we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:22:09the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:22:15he's so hot
00:22:17does he come with the money
00:22:18yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:22:21money fame power
00:22:23it's all yours
00:22:29are we still moving forward miss trixie
00:22:31yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:22:35oh i have another call coming in
00:22:39grandma
00:22:39i'm dying save me trixie
00:22:43grandma
00:22:45grandma
00:22:45when are you getting married
00:22:47i'm already a hundred years old
00:22:50i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:22:51and butch is still on deployment
00:22:54so that's why i haven't been married yet
00:22:58oh but why marry a vegetable
00:23:01when i can bang a younger stud like you
00:23:05you're talking about my brother's life
00:23:07i don't have time for jokes
00:23:19please go feed your dog miss
00:23:20don't let it starve like you
00:23:22oh kind stranger
00:23:24let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:23:26grant me a wish
00:23:27unless you can barely feed yourself
00:23:29the downfall of humanity
00:23:31it all starts with the loss of faith
00:23:33what
00:23:34oh
00:23:35jeez this is giving me a migraine
00:23:38are you telling me to pray to god
00:23:39because we've been doing that
00:23:41i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:23:44okay
00:23:45uh
00:23:46i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:23:49can you do that
00:23:50i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:23:54cleo stay right here for a second
00:23:56don't go too far cleo
00:24:01hold still
00:24:09what my migraine's gone
00:24:10okay
00:24:11then let's go
00:24:12if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:24:14come on
00:24:15come on
00:24:16oh
00:24:29how is he
00:24:30what is the diagnosis
00:24:32remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:24:35i'm sorry
00:24:36i don't know what this is
00:24:37aren't you the queen of medicine
00:24:39you're supposed to be one of the best
00:24:41don't worry general
00:24:42i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:24:47i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:25:08i have no clue what this is
00:25:12oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:25:17that's why we saved the best for last
00:25:19me the witch doctor
00:25:21i'll save your son lysander
00:25:34he's not budging there's no movement
00:25:36truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:25:40i don't know what this is
00:25:43lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:25:46they've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:25:49if we can't save him
00:25:52there's only one person who can
00:25:54who
00:25:58the goddess of healing
00:26:02wait a second
00:26:03you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:26:06that's correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:26:11that's her motto
00:26:13it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:26:16we are nothing compared to her
00:26:18she is eccentric and elusive
00:26:22no one has ever seen her before
00:26:23if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:26:28i don't care if i go bankrupt
00:26:30i will find her james come
00:26:33put out a bounty
00:26:34to the entire world
00:26:36whoever finds the goddess healer
00:26:38will give her five million dollars
00:26:41there's no need
00:26:56i'll save your son
00:26:58who the hell is she
00:26:59dad
00:27:00she says she can cure lysander
00:27:01she's gonna save your brother
00:27:03don't be ridiculous
00:27:05how can this shit-stained hobo
00:27:07cure your brother
00:27:09exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:27:13she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:27:16ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:27:19i bet it has fleas
00:27:21that flea-infested dirty thing
00:27:24is your companion
00:27:25don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:27:32don't touch him
00:27:35they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:27:37but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:27:41so step aside
00:27:42i'll take it from here
00:27:44could you hold this
00:27:46oh ho ho ho
00:27:47you're not gonna touch my son
00:27:49i'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:27:51and a former general
00:27:53i know a gold-digging whore when i see one
00:27:56i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:28:00wasn't paying enough cash
00:28:01who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:28:06a skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong
00:28:10when he's unconscious
00:28:12ew
00:28:13disgusting
00:28:14go back to being a prostitute
00:28:16security
00:28:17get this std-infested peasant out of here now
00:28:21let's go
00:28:21if you throw me out
00:28:22you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:28:28sir
00:28:28we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander and to no fail
00:28:33maybe we should give her a try
00:28:36you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:28:39all right
00:28:40i'll give you a shot
00:28:42but i warn you
00:28:43if you fail
00:28:44i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:28:48is that any way to ask for help
00:28:51you'd be blessed to have me
00:28:53and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:28:56but since i'm not welcome here
00:28:59i'll leave
00:29:01devon
00:29:01come find me when you have a different wish
00:29:03no
00:29:04miss trixie
00:29:05my brother is a hero to me
00:29:07i can't
00:29:08lose him
00:29:09well
00:29:10if he's a hero to you
00:29:13then that means he must be a good person
00:29:15my brother is a war hero
00:29:17who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:29:20also he's great with puppies
00:29:21he'd make a great husband
00:29:25who says i want to marry him
00:29:26as if
00:29:28the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:29:30would even dream
00:29:31of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:29:33only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:29:36i mean look at her
00:29:37even if she cleaned herself up
00:29:39you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:29:43only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:29:45were bigger over such trivial matters
00:29:47continue wasting your time
00:29:48but i'm saving this patient
00:30:01oh okay
00:30:04what's happening
00:30:05what are we doing
00:30:17what the hell are you doing
00:30:19i knew she was a perv
00:30:21she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:30:24do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:30:28are you insane security
00:30:29smash her face in for licking my son
00:30:33he's born with congenital heart disease
00:30:35has a peanut allergy
00:30:36and the condition he has is called
00:30:38endogenic cryomorphie
00:30:40yeah right i mean
00:30:41no way you got all that just from licking him
00:30:44oh okay
00:30:45i've studied every disease known to man right
00:30:47i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:30:51and i've never heard of
00:30:53endo cryo
00:30:55what what
00:30:58this
00:31:05is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:31:08what
00:31:10what so you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what
00:31:14the rod of a sepulius
00:31:16why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:31:21i agree
00:31:22i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:31:25what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:31:29we are all certified
00:31:31but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:31:34she's right about everything
00:31:38yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis
00:31:41one of them is bound to be right
00:31:43and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:31:46endogenic cryomorphie
00:31:48oh
00:31:48and of course none of you have heard of it
00:31:50because i just discovered it
00:31:53this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:31:57the chances are a billion to one
00:31:59a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:32:01but lucky for you all
00:32:02you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:32:06what a bunch of baloney
00:32:08i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were
00:32:11actually any good
00:32:12precisely
00:32:13you are just a scamming prostitute
00:32:16you don't compare to meet us
00:32:18who actually studied real medicine
00:32:21i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:32:25oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:32:28and now she's here putting on this clown show
00:32:31coming up with fake diseases
00:32:33which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:32:36is that supposed to be a challenge
00:32:38oh my god
00:32:40if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:32:44i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:32:47which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:32:51what is that supposed to mean
00:32:52it means you're being schooled by me
00:32:54and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:32:59then let's have a bet
00:33:00if you can't heal him
00:33:03you'll break your hands
00:33:06and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:33:12these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:33:16you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:33:19huh
00:33:20miss trixie
00:33:21don't risk your hands for them
00:33:23there's too many lives at stake
00:33:27don't worry
00:33:28i got this
00:33:32it's a deal
00:33:33i'll save lysander armstrong
00:33:36no one is dying on my watch
00:33:43lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:33:51are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:33:54homeless or not
00:33:55if you save my son
00:33:56i'll give you everything
00:34:06i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:34:09i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:34:12i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:34:17prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:34:20wait wait wait what what for
00:34:22don't listen to her
00:34:24she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:34:29firstly
00:34:31this is called greatness
00:34:33secondly
00:34:33even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:34:36you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:34:40what did you just call me
00:34:44there's a man's life at stake here
00:34:47and you're standing in my way
00:34:49don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:34:53now stop getting in my way
00:34:55or i promise you
00:34:56you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:34:59oh yeah
00:34:59yeah you want to see real pain
00:35:01where's the dog
00:35:02well put down the dog
00:35:04with pleasure
00:35:20left leaves the wrong breath
00:35:27you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:35:32she's been poisoned
00:35:34it was her
00:35:35do you see any poison on me
00:35:38medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:35:41but in the wrong hands
00:35:42it becomes nothing but poison
00:35:44this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:35:47do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:35:49of course
00:35:51i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:35:54if i want to save someone
00:35:55even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:36:14why is she skinning blood?
00:36:15this wasn't supposed to happen
00:36:17i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:36:20angel herbalist
00:36:21this is what i call
00:36:24malpractice
00:36:26this isn't fatal
00:36:27she'll live
00:36:28but she deserves a little punishment
00:36:30well
00:36:30where's the jacuzzi i asked for?
00:36:33jacuzzi is ready?
00:36:34right this way
00:36:35wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on?
00:36:38you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you?
00:36:42then stop getting in my way
00:36:43every second counts
00:36:47let's go for a dip
00:36:47shall we?
00:36:51general armstrong
00:36:53your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:36:56are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:37:01hold on
00:37:01you two are going in there
00:37:03alone?
00:37:05if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:37:08then sure
00:37:09invite everyone in
00:37:10all right
00:37:12but i warn you
00:37:13no funny business
00:37:41no funny business
00:38:16You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:38:21Exactly.
00:38:22What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:38:24She could blackmail you for millions.
00:38:28That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:38:30And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:38:37Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:38:39We have to have faith.
00:38:41Where did you actually find this little life?
00:38:44Uh, on the streets.
00:38:48Are you shitting me?
00:38:50You found this bum on the streets?
00:38:52Are you nuts?
00:38:53You don't know her.
00:38:54You don't know her background.
00:38:55She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:38:57That is it, General.
00:38:58You have to go in and stop this now.
00:39:00You're right.
00:39:00That's it.
00:39:01I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:39:03James, let's go.
00:39:04Yes, sir.
00:39:08Oh, my.
00:39:13Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:39:17Please save my child.
00:39:34Rod of a sepulius.
00:39:53Rejuvenate.
00:40:03Praise.
00:40:04She is the healer goddess.
00:40:06No, please.
00:40:08Don't call me that.
00:40:10I'm just glad I could help.
00:40:16Here you go, miss.
00:40:20Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:40:24in need?
00:40:37You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:40:42run.
00:40:46Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:40:49I'll fix you right up.
00:40:55Right rewrites the wrong.
00:40:59We're chewing.
00:41:04See?
00:41:05Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:41:10Come on, Cleo.
00:41:11Let's go.
00:41:22Hey, hey, hey.
00:41:27Please.
00:41:28My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:41:32We have no idea what the illness is.
00:41:34If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:41:37The Elizander Armstrong.
00:41:38His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:41:43He's so hot.
00:41:45Does he come with the money?
00:41:46Yes.
00:41:47He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:41:49Money.
00:41:50Fame.
00:41:50Power.
00:41:51It's all yours.
00:41:57Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:41:59Yes.
00:42:00Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:42:03Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:42:07Grandma!
00:42:07I'm dying!
00:42:09Save me, Trixie!
00:42:11Grandma?
00:42:12Grandma.
00:42:14When are you getting married?
00:42:15I'm already a hundred years old.
00:42:17I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:42:20And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:42:26Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:42:33We're talking about my brother's life.
00:42:35I don't have time for jokes.
00:42:37No!
00:42:46Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:42:49Don't let it starve like you.
00:42:50Oh, kind stranger.
00:42:52Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:42:54Grant me a wish?
00:42:55Yes, you can barely feed yourself.
00:42:57The downfall of humanity.
00:42:59It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:43:02What?
00:43:03Jesus, this is giving me a migraine.
00:43:06Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:43:09I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:43:16Can you do that?
00:43:18I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:43:22Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:43:24Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:43:29Hold still.
00:43:37My migraine's gone.
00:43:38Okay, then let's go.
00:43:40If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:43:42Come on.
00:43:43Come on.
00:43:57How is he?
00:43:58What is the diagnosis?
00:44:00Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:44:03I'm sorry.
00:44:04I don't know what this is.
00:44:05Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:44:07You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:44:09Don't worry, General.
00:44:10I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:44:15I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:44:36I have no clue what this is.
00:44:40Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:44:45That's why we saved the best for last.
00:44:47Me, the witch doctor.
00:44:49I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:45:02He's not budging.
00:45:03There's no movement.
00:45:04Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:45:09is.
00:45:10Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:45:13They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:45:17If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:45:22Who?
00:45:26The goddess of healing.
00:45:29Wait a second.
00:45:31You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:45:33That's correct.
00:45:34Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:45:40That's her motto.
00:45:41It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:45:44We are nothing compared to her.
00:45:46She is eccentric and elusive.
00:45:50No one has ever seen her before.
00:45:51If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:45:57bankrupt.
00:45:58I will find her.
00:45:59James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:46:04Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:46:09There's no need.
00:46:24I'll save your son.
00:46:26Who the hell is she?
00:46:27Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:46:29She's going to save your brother?
00:46:31Don't be ridiculous.
00:46:33How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:46:36Exactly.
00:46:37God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:46:40She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:46:44Ew!
00:46:45She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:46:47I bet it has fleas.
00:46:49That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:46:53Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:47:00Don't touch him.
00:47:03They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:47:09So step aside.
00:47:10I'll take it from here.
00:47:12Could you hold this?
00:47:14Oh, you're not going to touch my son.
00:47:17I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:47:21I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:47:24I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:47:29Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:47:34A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:47:40Ew!
00:47:41Disgusting.
00:47:42Go back to being a prostitute.
00:47:44Security!
00:47:45Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:47:48Let's go.
00:47:49If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:47:56Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:48:01Maybe we should give her a try?
00:48:04You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:48:07All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:48:10But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:48:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:48:19You'd be blessed to have me.
00:48:21And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:48:24But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:48:29Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:48:31No, Miss Trixie.
00:48:33My brother is a hero to me.
00:48:35I can't lose him.
00:48:37Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:48:43My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:48:47Also, he's great with puppies.
00:48:49He'd make a great husband.
00:48:53Who says I want to marry him?
00:48:54As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:49:01Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:49:04I mean, look at her.
00:49:05Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:49:10Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:49:15Continue wasting your time.
00:49:16But I'm saving this patient.
00:49:28Oh, okay.
00:49:31What's happening?
00:49:33What are we doing?
00:49:44What the hell are you doing?
00:49:47I knew she was a perv!
00:49:49She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:49:52Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:49:55Are you insane?
00:49:57Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:50:01He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:50:08Yeah, right.
00:50:09I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:50:12Oh, okay.
00:50:13I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:50:15I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:50:19And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:50:25Huh.
00:50:26This?
00:50:28Hmm.
00:50:33It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:50:36What?
00:50:37What?
00:50:38So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:50:42The rod of a sepulis?
00:50:44Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:50:49I agree.
00:50:50I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:50:56years?
00:50:56We are all certified.
00:50:59But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:51:02She's right about everything.
00:51:06Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:51:10And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:51:14Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:51:16Oh.
00:51:16And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:51:18Because I just discovered it.
00:51:21This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:51:25The chances are a billion to one.
00:51:27A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:51:29But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:51:34What a bunch of baloney.
00:51:36I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:51:40Precisely.
00:51:42You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:51:44You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:51:49I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:51:53Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:51:56And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:52:00which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:52:04Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:52:06Oh, yeah.
00:52:08If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:52:12I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:52:15Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:52:19What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:20It means you're being schooled by me.
00:52:22And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:52:27Then let's have a bet.
00:52:29If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:52:34And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:52:40These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:52:44You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:52:48Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:52:51There's too many lives at stake.
00:52:55Don't worry.
00:52:56I got this.
00:52:59It's a deal.
00:53:01I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:53:03No one is dying on my watch.
00:53:11Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:53:18Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:53:22Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:53:34I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:53:37I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:53:40I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:53:45Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:53:48Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:53:49What for?
00:53:50Don't listen to her.
00:53:52She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:53:57Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:54:00Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:54:04you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09Did you just call me?
00:54:12There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:54:17Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:54:20Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:54:27Oh, yeah?
00:54:28You want to see real pain?
00:54:29Where's the dog?
00:54:30Well, put down the dog!
00:54:32With pleasure.
00:54:48Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:54:54You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:54:59She's been poisoned!
00:55:02It was her!
00:55:03Do you see any poison on me?
00:55:06Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:55:12This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:55:15Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:55:17Of course.
00:55:19I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:55:22If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:55:42Why is she skinning blood?
00:55:43This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:55:45I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:55:48Angel herbalist.
00:55:49This is what I call malpractice.
00:55:54This isn't fatal.
00:55:55She'll live.
00:55:56But she deserves a little punishment.
00:55:58Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:56:00Jacuzzi is ready?
00:56:01Right this way.
00:56:03Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:04What the hell is going on?
00:56:05You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:56:10Then stop getting in my way.
00:56:11Every second counts.
00:56:14Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:56:19General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:56:24Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:56:28Hold on.
00:56:29You two are going in there alone?
00:56:32If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:56:39All right.
00:56:40But I warn you, no funny business.
00:56:46You two are going in there.
00:57:25You two are going in there.
00:57:44You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:57:48Exactly.
00:57:49What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:57:51She could blackmail you for millions.
00:57:55That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:57:57And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:58:01Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:58:04Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:58:07We have to have faith.
00:58:08Hey, where did you actually find this little life?
00:58:12Uh, on the streets.
00:58:16Are you shitting me?
00:58:18You found this bum on the streets?
00:58:19Are you nuts?
00:58:20You don't know her.
00:58:22You don't know her background.
00:58:23She could be a psychotic murder.
00:58:25That is it, General.
00:58:26You have to go in and stop this now.
00:58:28You're right.
00:58:28That's it.
00:58:29I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:58:31James, let's go.
00:58:32Oh, yes, sir.
00:58:35Oh, my God.
00:58:40Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:58:44Please save my child.
00:59:02Rod of a sepulis.
00:59:21Reach you in it.
00:59:30Grace, she is the healer goddess.
00:59:34No, please.
00:59:36Don't call me that.
00:59:38I'm just glad I could help.
00:59:43Here you go, miss.
00:59:48Why be weighed down by a throne
00:59:49when I can live amongst the common people
00:59:51and help those the most in need?
01:00:05You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:00:07because only a sackless coward
01:00:09would hit a puppy and run.
01:00:13Aw, it's okay, little guy.
01:00:17I'll fix you right up.
01:00:22Right
01:00:24rewrites the wronged.
01:00:28Rejuvenate.
01:00:32See?
01:00:33Good as the day you can
01:00:34kicking out of your mother's womb.
01:00:38Come on, Cleo.
01:00:39Let's go.
01:00:55Please, my brother's been in a coma
01:00:57the last two years.
01:01:00We have no idea what the illness is.
01:01:02If anyone can help cure him,
01:01:03we will pay you handsomely.
01:01:04The Elisander Armstrong.
01:01:06His military family basically owns
01:01:08the entire global stock market.
01:01:10He's so hot.
01:01:12Does he come with the money?
01:01:14Yes.
01:01:15He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
01:01:17Money, fame, power.
01:01:19It's all yours.
01:01:25Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
01:01:27Yes.
01:01:28Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
01:01:30Oh, I have another call coming in.
01:01:34Grandma!
01:01:35I'm dying!
01:01:37Save me, Trixie!
01:01:39Grandma?
01:01:40Grandma.
01:01:41When are you getting married?
01:01:43I'm already 100 years old.
01:01:45I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
01:01:48And Butch is still on deployment,
01:01:49so that's why I haven't been married yet.
01:01:54Oh, but why marry a vegetable
01:01:57when I can bang a younger stud like you?
01:02:01We're talking about my brother's life.
01:02:03I don't have time for jokes.
01:02:05No!
01:02:14Please go feed your dog, Miss.
01:02:16Don't let it starve like you.
01:02:18Oh, kind stranger.
01:02:19Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
01:02:22Grant me a wish?
01:02:23As you can barely feed yourself.
01:02:25The downfall of humanity.
01:02:26It all starts with the loss of faith.
01:02:29What?
01:02:31Jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
01:02:33Are you telling me to pray to God
01:02:35because we've been doing that?
01:02:36I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
01:02:40Okay.
01:02:41I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
01:02:44Can you do that?
01:02:45I can topple mountains
01:02:47and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
01:02:50Cleo, stay right here for a second.
01:02:51Don't go too far, Cleo.
01:02:56Hold still.
01:03:04What?
01:03:04My migraine's gone.
01:03:06Okay, then let's go.
01:03:08If you can cure my brother,
01:03:09he'll even marry you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Come on.
01:03:25How is he?
01:03:26What is the diagnosis?
01:03:28Remember, you will not marry him
01:03:29unless you cure him.
01:03:31I'm sorry.
01:03:31I don't know what this is.
01:03:33Aren't you the queen of medicine?
01:03:35You're supposed to be one of the best.
01:03:36Don't worry, General.
01:03:38I'm the Angel Herbalist
01:03:39and I have mastered
01:03:41all healing methods of the East.
01:03:43I can detect what condition your son has
01:03:45with just one needle.
01:04:04I have no clue what this is.
01:04:07Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist
01:04:10doesn't live up to her name after all.
01:04:13That's why we saved the best for last.
01:04:15Me, the witch doctor.
01:04:17I'll save your son, Lysander.
01:04:29He's not budging.
01:04:30There's no movement.
01:04:31Truly, I have saved thousands of patients
01:04:34all over the world,
01:04:35but I don't know what this is.
01:04:38Lord, I've scoured the earth
01:04:40for the best doctors.
01:04:41They've tried all these methods
01:04:42and they've all failed.
01:04:44If we can't save him,
01:04:47there's only one person who can.
01:04:50Who?
01:04:53The goddess of healing.
01:04:57Wait a second.
01:04:58You're not talking about
01:05:00the legendary goddess you...
01:05:01That's correct.
01:05:02Her right rewrites the wrong
01:05:04and her left leaves the bereft.
01:05:07That's her motto.
01:05:09It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
01:05:11We are nothing compared to her.
01:05:14She is eccentric and elusive.
01:05:17No one has ever seen her before.
01:05:19If this legendary healer
01:05:20is the only one that can truly save my son,
01:05:23I don't care if I go bankrupt.
01:05:26I will find her.
01:05:27James, come.
01:05:29Put out a bounty.
01:05:30To the entire world.
01:05:32Whoever finds the goddess healer,
01:05:34I'll give her five million dollars.
01:05:36There's no need.
01:05:51I'll save your son.
01:05:54Who the hell is she?
01:05:55Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
01:05:57She's gonna save your brother?
01:05:59Don't be ridiculous.
01:06:00How can this shit-stained hobo
01:06:03cure your brother?
01:06:04Exactly.
01:06:05God, the unemployed are getting
01:06:06crazier and crazier.
01:06:08She's trying to scam her way
01:06:10into marrying the rich.
01:06:12Ew!
01:06:12She even brought a filthy dog with her.
01:06:15I bet it has fleas.
01:06:17That flea-infested, dirty thing
01:06:19is your companion.
01:06:21Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong
01:06:23from us.
01:06:28Don't touch him.
01:06:31They say don't judge a book by its cover,
01:06:33but I can see from all your faces
01:06:35that you've failed.
01:06:36So step aside.
01:06:38I'll take it from here.
01:06:40Could you hold this?
01:06:41Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:06:42You're not gonna touch my son.
01:06:45I'm the richest tycoon in this country
01:06:47and a former general.
01:06:48I know a gold-digging whore
01:06:50when I see one.
01:06:51I bet she's only here
01:06:53because giving blowjobs
01:06:54on the street corners
01:06:55wasn't paying enough cash.
01:06:57Who knows what an unskilled,
01:06:59poor girl like her
01:07:00would do for some.
01:07:01A skinny-ass beggar
01:07:03trying to take advantage
01:07:04of Lysander Armstrong
01:07:05when he's unconscious?
01:07:08Ew!
01:07:09Disgusting.
01:07:10Go back to being a prostitute.
01:07:12Security!
01:07:13Get this STD-infested peasant
01:07:15out of here now.
01:07:16Let's go.
01:07:16If you throw me out,
01:07:18you're tossing away
01:07:19your son's last chance at life.
01:07:23Sir, we are at our wit's end
01:07:25trying to find a cure
01:07:26for Master Lysander
01:07:27and to no avail.
01:07:29Maybe we should give her a try?
01:07:31You can always deal with her later
01:07:33if she turns out to be a fraud.
01:07:35All right, I'll give you a shot.
01:07:37But I warn you,
01:07:38if you fail,
01:07:39I'll have your and your dog's head
01:07:41mounted on my wall.
01:07:44Is that any way to ask for help?
01:07:46You'd be blessed to have me.
01:07:48And I'm only here
01:07:49to repay your younger son's kindness.
01:07:52But since I'm not welcome here,
01:07:54I'll leave.
01:07:56Devon, come find me
01:07:58when you have a different wish.
01:07:59No, Miss Trixie.
01:08:01My brother is a hero to me.
01:08:02I can't lose him.
01:08:05Well, if he's a hero to you,
01:08:08then that means he must be a good person.
01:08:11My brother is a war hero
01:08:12who single-handedly saved this country
01:08:14from a terrorist attack.
01:08:15Also, he's great with puppies.
01:08:17He'd make a great husband.
01:08:20Who says I want to marry him?
01:08:22As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
01:08:25would even dream
01:08:26of marrying a penniless bum like you.
01:08:29Only a lunatic would be crazy enough
01:08:31to marry her.
01:08:31I mean, look at her.
01:08:33Even if she cleaned herself up,
01:08:35you couldn't find
01:08:36an ounce of femininity on her.
01:08:38Only those cut from the lowest ranks
01:08:40were bigger over such trivial matters.
01:08:43Continue wasting your time.
01:08:44But I'm saving this patient.
01:09:12What the hell are you doing?
01:09:15I knew she was a perv!
01:09:17She's definitely trying
01:09:18to steal Lysander from us.
01:09:20Do you all not know
01:09:20that sweat can tell you
01:09:21everything that's medically wrong
01:09:22with a patient?
01:09:23Are you insane?
01:09:24Security, smash her face in
01:09:26for licking my son.
01:09:28He's born with congenital heart disease,
01:09:30has a peanut allergy,
01:09:31and the condition he has
01:09:33is called endogenic cryomorphie.
01:09:36Yeah, right.
01:09:37I mean, no way you got all that
01:09:38just from licking him.
01:09:40Oh, okay.
01:09:40I've studied every disease
01:09:42known to man, right?
01:09:43I even have
01:09:44the badge of universal medicine
01:09:45right here.
01:09:47And I've never heard of
01:09:48endo-cryo-
01:09:51what-what?
01:09:53Hmm.
01:09:54This?
01:10:00It is worth nothing
01:10:02when I have the real thing
01:10:03right here.
01:10:04What?
01:10:05What?
01:10:06So you think that this
01:10:07crummy walking stick of yours
01:10:09is, is what,
01:10:10the rod of a sepulius?
01:10:12Why don't you go back
01:10:13to the homeless asylum
01:10:14where you came from
01:10:15if you're going to be
01:10:16this delusional?
01:10:17I agree.
01:10:18I mean, even if she does
01:10:19solve this medical mystery,
01:10:20what is the point
01:10:22of doctors
01:10:22who have studied for years?
01:10:24We are all certified.
01:10:26But Lysander does have
01:10:28congenital heart disease.
01:10:30She's right about everything.
01:10:33Yeah, but if she just
01:10:35throws out a bunch
01:10:36of fake diagnoses,
01:10:37one of them
01:10:37is bound to be right.
01:10:38And again,
01:10:39there is no such thing
01:10:40as endo-cryo-
01:10:41what-what?
01:10:42Endo-genic cryomorphine.
01:10:44Oh.
01:10:44And of course,
01:10:45none of you have heard of it.
01:10:46Because I just discovered it.
01:10:48This condition only affects
01:10:50those with both
01:10:51CHD and a peanut allergy.
01:10:53The chances are
01:10:53a billion to one.
01:10:55A hundred times rarer
01:10:56than winning the lottery.
01:10:57But lucky for you all,
01:10:58you've hit the jackpot
01:10:59by finding me.
01:11:02What a bunch of baloney.
01:11:04I mean,
01:11:04you wouldn't be homeless
01:11:05if you were
01:11:06actually any good.
01:11:08Precisely.
01:11:09You are just
01:11:10a scamming prostitute.
01:11:11You don't compare
01:11:13to me, us,
01:11:14who actually studied
01:11:15real medicine.
01:11:17I bet you were too poor
01:11:19to go to real medical school.
01:11:21Oh, so she went
01:11:21to the super circus
01:11:23instead.
01:11:24And now she's here
01:11:25putting on this clown show
01:11:26coming up with fake diseases,
01:11:28which mean
01:11:29nothing
01:11:30if you can't
01:11:31wake him up.
01:11:32Is that supposed
01:11:33to be a challenge?
01:11:34Oh, yeah.
01:11:36If you three
01:11:37incompetent doormats
01:11:38want to show me up,
01:11:40I think you all
01:11:41should grow parts
01:11:41of your brain back.
01:11:43Which, by the way,
01:11:44that condition is called
01:11:45an encephaly.
01:11:47What is that
01:11:47supposed to mean?
01:11:48It means you're
01:11:49being schooled by me
01:11:50and I'm about to walk
01:11:51all over your
01:11:52medical licensees.
01:11:54Then let's have a bet.
01:11:56If you can't
01:11:57heal him,
01:11:59you'll break
01:12:00your hands.
01:12:01And then
01:12:02you can't pretend
01:12:04to have healing
01:12:05hands anymore.
01:12:08These hands
01:12:09have saved more lives
01:12:10than all three
01:12:11of you combined.
01:12:12You're that desperate
01:12:13to get rid
01:12:14of your competition,
01:12:15huh?
01:12:15Miss Trixie,
01:12:16don't risk your hands
01:12:17for them.
01:12:19There's too many
01:12:19lives at stake.
01:12:22Don't worry,
01:12:24I got this.
01:12:27It's a deal.
01:12:29I'll save
01:12:30Lysander Armstrong.
01:12:31No one is dying
01:12:32on my watch.
01:12:38Lysander Armstrong
01:12:39has been in a
01:12:40vegetative state
01:12:41for two years.
01:12:46Are you stopping me
01:12:47because you're scared
01:12:48I'd actually succeed?
01:12:49Homeless or not,
01:12:51if you save my son,
01:12:52I'll give you
01:12:53everything.
01:13:01I'll even have
01:13:02Lysander,
01:13:03my heir,
01:13:04marry you.
01:13:05I'm not doing
01:13:05this for the money
01:13:06or for a wealthy
01:13:07husband.
01:13:08I just believe
01:13:09in helping good
01:13:09people and doing
01:13:10the right thing.
01:13:12Prepare a jacuzzi
01:13:13set at exactly
01:13:14113 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:13:16Wait, wait, wait,
01:13:16what for?
01:13:17Don't listen to her.
01:13:20She probably
01:13:20stinks so bad
01:13:21that she just
01:13:22wants a bath
01:13:22to wash the
01:13:23homeless stench
01:13:24off of her.
01:13:25Firstly,
01:13:26this is called
01:13:27greatness.
01:13:28Secondly,
01:13:29even if you
01:13:30drown yourself
01:13:30in plastic surgery,
01:13:32you couldn't get
01:13:32rid of your own
01:13:33ugly moral character.
01:13:36What?
01:13:36Did you just
01:13:37call me?
01:13:40There's a man's
01:13:41life at stake
01:13:42here,
01:13:42and you're
01:13:43standing in my
01:13:44way.
01:13:45Don't don the
01:13:45mantle of doctor
01:13:46when you're only
01:13:47capable of harm.
01:13:49Now stop
01:13:49getting in my
01:13:50way,
01:13:50or I promise
01:13:51you,
01:13:52you will be
01:13:53bubbling at the
01:13:53mouth very soon.
01:13:54Oh, yeah?
01:13:55You want to see
01:13:56real pain?
01:13:57Where's the dog?
01:13:58Well, put down
01:13:59the dog!
01:13:59With pleasure.
01:14:16Left leaves the
01:14:17wrong breath.
01:14:22You don't
01:14:23deserve to call
01:14:24yourself a doctor.
01:14:27She's been
01:14:28poisoned!
01:14:30It was her!
01:14:31Do you see
01:14:32any poison on
01:14:33me?
01:14:34Medicine in the
01:14:34right hands
01:14:35can save lives,
01:14:36but in the
01:14:37wrong hands,
01:14:38it becomes
01:14:38nothing but
01:14:39poison.
01:14:40This bitch
01:14:40isn't good
01:14:41enough to
01:14:41take down
01:14:42the queen
01:14:42of medicine!
01:14:43Do you
01:14:43have one of
01:14:44your antidotes
01:14:44on you?
01:14:45Of course.
01:14:46I've saved
01:14:47entire civilizations
01:14:48with my
01:14:49antidotes.
01:14:50If I want
01:14:50to save
01:14:51someone,
01:14:52even the
01:14:52Grim Reaper
01:14:53can't stop
01:14:53me.
01:15:09Why is she
01:15:10spitting blood?
01:15:11This wasn't
01:15:11supposed to
01:15:12happen!
01:15:13I thought you
01:15:13said even the
01:15:14Grim Reaper can't
01:15:15get in your
01:15:15way,
01:15:16angel herbalist.
01:15:17This is what I
01:15:18call malpractice.
01:15:21This isn't
01:15:22fatal.
01:15:22She'll live,
01:15:23but she deserves
01:15:24a little punishment.
01:15:26Well,
01:15:26where's the
01:15:27jacuzzi I asked
01:15:28for?
01:15:28Jacuzzi is
01:15:29ready?
01:15:29Right this
01:15:30way.
01:15:30Wait, wait,
01:15:31wait, wait,
01:15:31wait, wait,
01:15:32what the hell
01:15:32is going on?
01:15:33You say you
01:15:34want your son
01:15:34to live on
01:15:35to give you
01:15:35tons of
01:15:35grandchildren,
01:15:36don't you?
01:15:37Then stop
01:15:38getting in my
01:15:39way.
01:15:39Every second
01:15:40counts.
01:15:42Let's go
01:15:42for a dip,
01:15:43shall we?
01:15:47General
01:15:47Armstrong,
01:15:48your family
01:15:49is the
01:15:50richest and
01:15:50most powerful
01:15:51in the
01:15:51nation.
01:15:52Are you
01:15:53really going
01:15:53to let this
01:15:54hobo slut
01:15:55touch your
01:15:56son?
01:15:56Hold on.
01:15:57you two
01:15:58are going
01:15:58in there
01:15:59alone?
01:16:00If you
01:16:00don't want
01:16:01these drooling
01:16:02vultures
01:16:02to see
01:16:02your son
01:16:03naked,
01:16:04then sure,
01:16:05invite everyone
01:16:05in.
01:16:06All right,
01:16:08but I warn
01:16:08you,
01:16:09no funny
01:16:10business.
01:16:11Hmm.
01:16:40I'll see you
01:17:11You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
01:17:16Exactly.
01:17:17What if she gets pregnant by him?
01:17:19She could blackmail you for millions.
01:17:23That's what I would do if I was that poor.
01:17:25And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
01:17:32Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
01:17:35We have to have faith.
01:17:37Where did you actually find this little life?
01:17:40Uh, on the streets?
01:17:43Are you shitting me?
01:17:45You found this bum on the streets?
01:17:47Are you nuts?
01:17:48You don't know her.
01:17:49You don't know her background.
01:17:51She could be a psychotic murderer.
01:17:52That is it, General.
01:17:54You have to go in and stop this now.
01:17:55You're right.
01:17:56That's it.
01:17:56I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
01:17:59James, let's go.
01:18:00Yes, sir.
01:18:04Oh, my God.
01:18:04Oh!