00:00So, and I can see, you know, there's been a few patch jobs.
00:03I have pictures with this.
00:04Now, this is from the Civil War.
00:07I have pictures of my grandfather in it, yes.
00:09You have pictures of your grandfather in the war with this?
00:12Yes, I do.
00:13What else I'm seeing here is patch jobs.
00:16I mean, it looks like somebody painted it.
00:17And the patina, well, it don't look like patina at all.
00:21It kind of looks like bronze paint.
00:22No, no, no, that's not right.
00:25It's pure patina, you're telling me?
00:27Yes, that is from the Civil War.
00:29And then this crack here as well.
00:32That's because it's so old.
00:34I mean, the patch jobs, the mouthpiece.
00:37But you have photos of your grandfather with this in the war.
00:40Yes, absolutely.
00:42And also, now that I'm taking a closer look, is your great-great-whoever-grandfather-named
00:51It says right here, property of
00:57Look, all right, those bastards owe me, okay?
01:00They owe me money.
01:01I was working there about two hours ago, and I had an asshole customer who gypped me on
01:07my tip.
01:08And now I nicely approached them about it, and they had to get all rude.
01:13And then my manager wouldn't pay me at the end.
01:15He gypped me on more money.
01:17So, they owe me.
01:19They owe me for that.
01:21So you stole it?
01:22No, I didn't steal it.
01:23They owe me that.
01:24They owe you that doesn't mean you have the right to take it.
01:27Unless we can get around that and figure out some way to circumvent this being stolen.
01:33How are we going to do that?
01:34You know, I sit here all day long.
01:36I brainstorm.
01:37I deal with customers.
01:38Some days are tougher than others.
01:39A day like today, I've been walking around with a goddamn hard-on all day.
01:42That's disgusting.
01:44I can't even say he's just said that to me.
01:46Well, I'm just saying.
01:47You know, maybe you can help me take care of that.
01:51What the fuck did you just say?
01:52Where's your manager at?
01:54Manager?
01:54This is my store.
01:55I own this store.
01:56Fuck this shit.
01:57I'm just leaving.
01:58All right, you can leave, but I'm going to turn this in along with the footage.
02:02What footage?
02:02They don't have no cameras.
02:03How are they going to know it's here?
02:05No cameras?
02:05Are you fucking kidding me?
02:06No, you don't have no cameras.
02:07I got one, two, three, four, five, six.
02:15Come on, I got six cameras in here.
02:17You're easily identifiable.
02:19You gave a confession.
02:20It's either you get $200 or...
02:25You're giving $200?
02:26I'll give you $200.
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