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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry With Biker Bad Boy 💕 💕
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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:03I learned the truth and broken rules
00:00:05Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own
00:00:37Sorry, excuse me
00:00:54Hey Chase
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever
00:01:14Since like 10th grade
00:01:16When you won that district contest
00:01:19I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe
00:01:52Here we go
00:01:53Surprise, nerd
00:01:55Clement
00:01:57Whoa, Clement
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:02Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:04Whoa, Clement
00:02:06Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out
00:02:10Watch out
00:02:10I'm full, Clement
00:02:11I'm a juvenile delinquency
00:02:17I'm not quite down here
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:41In desperate need of anger management classes
00:03:01To be able to meet you
00:03:03In the desperate need of anger
00:03:08I'm not quite as good as you can
00:03:10I'm not quite as good as you can
00:03:11I'm not quite as good as you can
00:03:12Just like I'm not quite as good as you can
00:03:14Oh my gosh
00:03:14Wrong guy!
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:20When you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29We'll eat it!
00:03:31We'll eat it!
00:03:32We'll eat that right now!
00:03:38Huh?
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it!
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:05:02Oh!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops!
00:05:26Hey! Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:43That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, aka Mad Max,
00:05:51and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:55she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:03Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:18finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:25How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:28finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:33S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:38R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:40Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:42Stop!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:13No!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:21Go!
00:07:22No!
00:07:25No!
00:07:33My nose!
00:07:42Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great, first I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone
00:08:24yet.
00:08:44Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time, I promise. I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:11I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:32You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I... it's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Because it looks a hell of a lot like you were just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34I swear.
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:42Didn't make me run, didn't you?
00:10:45Have a good time.
00:10:55I'm gonna go there.
00:10:56You're gonna go there.
00:10:56You're gonna have a good time.
00:10:56Or dev the hell.
00:10:57Then, he's going to be the hell.
00:11:00I'm good to go there.
00:11:06But why she will do anything?
00:11:08That's amazing.
00:11:08I'm gonna have a good idea.
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:10Come on.
00:12:17Shit.
00:12:19Fuck.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:24Oh, my god.
00:12:26Oh, my god.
00:12:27Oh, my god.
00:12:27Oh, my god.
00:12:29Jesus.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:32Oh, my god.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56And you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt you what?
00:13:10I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, OK?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something,
00:13:26just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first, asshole.
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:50Yeah?
00:13:50Huh?
00:13:53two for one deal you get saved and kissed by an asshole you're very welcome
00:14:04you touched me without my consent whoa whoa what are you taking me for a perv yeah i'd rather
00:14:13drown a little perv like you touch me you probably did it on purpose
00:14:43i must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this
00:14:49morning
00:14:53okay so this is why you call me a perv projection huh wait does it have a name wait wait
00:15:00don't
00:15:00tell me let me guess chase oh my god shut up give it back uh uh so much for miss
00:15:10i've never
00:15:10been kissed before if i was chase i'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream
00:15:36not me why not
00:15:58because i will show everyone this
00:16:08what happens if i post this and caption it beau clement crybaby mommy's boy
00:16:15you you tell on me i post this we both go down together
00:16:21it's in the cloud nothing you can do about it
00:16:26you're pushing it
00:16:35what are you gonna do
00:16:39what are you gonna do
00:16:46hey hey hey eyes up here
00:16:53you delete that
00:16:56i don't tell on you okay
00:17:00and i'll throw in any favor okay since i saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent
00:17:07how's that for you
00:17:11you're not taking me for a joke are you
00:17:16what kind of person who bullies me for fun someone who threatens me every chance they get
00:17:26finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:32how's that for a change
00:17:35well maybe you should learn to tell the difference on i'm actually being nice
00:17:40take it
00:17:42okay
00:17:45okay
00:17:48make me popular
00:17:49for chase
00:17:51that's the favor
00:17:52i'm sorry what
00:17:54you want me to what
00:17:55that that is not a favor that is
00:17:57that is a miracle okay
00:17:59oh my god
00:18:02natural curls
00:18:03big glasses on the daily
00:18:06body
00:18:07not exactly a fellow
00:18:10oh my god
00:18:11that's mean
00:18:14chase thompson huh
00:18:15golden boy
00:18:17captain of the swim team
00:18:19what do cliches turn you on
00:18:24you know you can do better
00:18:26especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:36shut the hell up
00:18:46take it or leave it
00:18:47i'm done being nice to you
00:18:49you know i'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:53that chase would never fall for a girl like you
00:18:56okay
00:19:00i do like a challenge
00:19:01and getting a nerd like you
00:19:04to become someone that chase couldn't resist
00:19:08that sounds like fun
00:19:11you delete the video
00:19:12i make you irresistible
00:19:15deal
00:19:22deal
00:19:23deal
00:19:24deal
00:19:48I don't know.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:36I don't know.
00:21:16You have a thing for our sauces, don't you?
00:21:38I don't know.
00:21:43No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid rice!
00:21:50No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:22:00I don't know.
00:22:01I don't know.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Hey um are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year. It's witty cool.
00:22:31Yes! Yes, of course!
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean...
00:22:36Yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Beau, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the eldritch function
00:23:11looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover starts now.
00:23:33Well, I'm doing the wrong.
00:23:52I'm doing a better job.
00:23:55I can't remember.
00:23:57I'm doing the wrong thing.
00:23:58I can't remember.
00:23:58I can't remember.
00:23:59I've been doing the wrong thing.
00:24:00I can't remember.
00:24:00And...
00:24:01And...
00:24:01I can't remember.
00:24:02You see what you were doing?
00:24:09is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:19is this one of those moments
00:24:26no the movie's lied you look the same unfortunately cliches no miracles
00:24:44her eyes really are stunning
00:25:07bo can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:22here yeah
00:25:27the outage thing you're going to right
00:25:33please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:38it's short yes great um now leave i'm finishing up right go go go
00:25:54bro you're still there
00:26:10well i'll be there
00:26:29bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:32still do
00:26:57shit
00:26:57guess i hate pretty
00:27:02whoa
00:27:04is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:09shut the front door
00:27:10no effing way
00:27:16breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:20please don't trip
00:27:21please don't trip
00:27:23hey you made it
00:27:26you look
00:27:30unbelievable
00:27:31you too you always do i mean how could you not
00:27:34hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:38good good job good job
00:27:41clean
00:27:45fucking
00:27:52go
00:27:53tone
00:27:53tone
00:28:09you
00:28:11Oh, my god, Beau.
00:28:13I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look
00:28:16is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm
00:28:40finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop.
00:28:51It's OK, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:54Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy in little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now,
00:29:04like I did before?
00:29:19You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, bird!
00:29:36Would you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase.
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips, when this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out, some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:02I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliché, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldritch winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:54Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:11Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh, God.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:20Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh, my God.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bum for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay, okay.
00:32:33Perfect.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:42Oh, great.
00:32:43Teenage terrorism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:53You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:00You know, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:22You want some?
00:33:25And a toast.
00:33:26For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39Sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:43Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:47It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa, easy there.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:00You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:05Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16How much do you want, Clement?
00:34:18Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:23This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No!
00:34:36No, no, no, no, no, no, shit!
00:34:38My dress!
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny!
00:34:48Definitely.
00:34:49You happy now?
00:34:50My night's ruined.
00:35:00I...
00:35:11I need a minute.
00:35:15Hey!
00:35:17She does as it needs your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:34Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41I'm so stupid.
00:35:43I'm so stupid.
00:35:53Why are you here?
00:35:55Get out!
00:35:57I need clean up, too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee!
00:36:10Get out!
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What...
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest, too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:41I was here first to get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:33Uh-huh.
00:38:03You think you're a little straight?
00:38:04You think you're a tease is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:26I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:58I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:00I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04Then go on.
00:39:05Try me.
00:39:06Just because you're loud.
00:39:08I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm done.
00:39:11I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:13Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:16You don't write my down.
00:39:17Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:31Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:32Come on, come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the Saint Vincent principal.
00:39:44We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:56Don't touch me.
00:40:05Sala, in the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:14Yes, baby, right there!
00:40:19Aren't they?
00:40:21Are they seriously?
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:06I beg you.
00:41:13You said you aren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:30You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:49No, no Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself.
00:41:56You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here, now put your arms around my neck, do it, Mary, hurry up,
00:42:27would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:35So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:44Here we go.
00:42:51What?
00:42:53How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:20Phoebe.
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebe.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:54Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:44:18Oh, my gosh.
00:44:20Oh, my gosh.
00:44:20Oh, my gosh.
00:44:20Oh, my gosh.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:26It's trashed me.
00:44:28Couture, get it off me.
00:44:32Fun chemistry fact, the stench, that's ammonia, meaning you're essentially covered in piss
00:44:40fan.
00:44:41Pissing Max!
00:44:43Mad Stinky Max!
00:44:53Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first served.
00:45:49Hop in, I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh my god, you were waiting for me, that's so sweet, I have no idea what they're at.
00:46:00And then, I got plugged, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and it was a cold shower,
00:46:07and I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I was like, do we have
00:46:10one?
00:46:11Just drive.
00:46:20That was fog, that's a function.
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:30Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:55Thieves, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:12You know, cause, apparently out the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:21Hey, um, you actually figured out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:32So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:58I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swimmer I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:12No!
00:48:13No!
00:48:15No!
00:48:19Yo!
00:48:20Captain Thompson.
00:48:22You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:26Just faster running your mouth.
00:48:27No!
00:48:32You wanna race me?
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me on your achievement.
00:48:39Phoebe, you want a time for us?
00:48:46Um...
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:00Start!
00:49:01Then you're not to cry when you drink it.
00:49:01Let's go!
00:49:02Come home!
00:49:03Come home!
00:49:05I got my sleep.
00:49:11It's gonna cry and this could be our little secret.
00:49:17So good that no one's gonna hear it.
00:49:23You both know how it goes down and you can take it home.
00:49:28Now I can't wait to keep it
00:49:31We're mine
00:49:44Bye
00:49:52Yo
00:49:55I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won
00:50:03That's good for you
00:50:04The real winner
00:50:06Is the guy against the girl
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase
00:50:21Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:23You crushed it
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26You do early
00:50:27Early
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:49Or are you just that petty
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets
00:51:09Anything they ask for
00:51:19Anything
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:31I guess just forget about it
00:51:46Well then
00:51:47I'm claiming it now
00:51:50What do you want?
00:51:57You
00:51:58The gunna
00:52:04You
00:52:05The gunna
00:52:11Tutor me
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine
00:52:23You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring
00:52:26Go sit
00:52:46If we're doing this
00:52:47We're doing this my way
00:52:50I'm one of those
00:52:52All or nothing type of notes
00:52:55It's
00:52:56It's not a thing
00:52:58Well
00:52:59I made it a thing
00:53:04You scared of a little chemistry
00:53:06Such
00:53:07One
00:53:07You think we have
00:53:11Chemistry
00:53:13Miss Phillips
00:53:22Your skirt
00:53:23Is doing a little
00:53:25Chantel
00:53:29Remind me what subject
00:53:30This was
00:53:31Again
00:53:45Let's try this one
00:53:48Too hardcore
00:53:49No clothes
00:53:50That's okay
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help
00:53:53So it starts like this
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution
00:53:57Of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:53:59By volume
00:54:01In a 150 million dollar quantity of solution
00:54:04There are how many million dollars
00:54:06That goes to a
00:54:07Okay
00:54:08And
00:54:09So the answer is
00:54:11How
00:54:12Is
00:54:13The answer is
00:54:23Are you sure you've got a study
00:54:25Clement?
00:54:28You know
00:54:29I think I could teach
00:54:32You something
00:54:33In exchange
00:54:35If you behave
00:54:40I take my teaching
00:54:42Very seriously
00:54:46If you don't behave
00:54:47I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:50So sit
00:54:51Date
00:54:52I get two more
00:54:54I don't mind getting rough
00:55:09Phillips
00:55:11But I am not some stray
00:55:13That you can tease
00:55:14And train
00:55:15Okay
00:55:17Not the way
00:55:18I know this
00:55:20Come out of time
00:55:22Careful girl
00:55:24I might enjoy the plane
00:55:34Fine
00:55:49Doing okay
00:55:50Mr. Clement
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:08Now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:09Be a good girl
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:50How long are you a fork?
00:56:54Or do you also bite?
00:57:00A bad boy.
00:57:02Lakes.
00:57:04Lakes.
00:57:06And he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips.
00:57:23Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:55I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:22I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:55I'm not going to hold back.
00:58:55I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:43I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:49I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:53I'm not going to hold back.
01:00:11I'm not going to hold back.
01:00:22I'm not going to hold back.
01:00:23I'm not going to hold back.
01:00:24I'm not going to hold back, I'm not going to hold back.
01:00:25What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get an A win for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game then.
01:00:42He's fucking two!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top
01:00:49just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:58Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah, all right, bye.
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:43St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:49Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before tear practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:41I just found this on my desk and I...
01:02:45And...
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assort.
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your family.
01:03:03Accident inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused.
01:03:09Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys.
01:03:17Gifts.
01:03:19Anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:56Wow!
01:03:57Wow!
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:01My love is like...
01:04:03...and my pay...
01:04:04...is to die for.
01:04:08...
01:04:15...
01:04:40Someone in this class clearly cheated on
01:04:46the assignment. The grade they received is not accurate. But I'm willing to give them
01:04:53another chance to confess. So maybe they're still have to.
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward? Then your score will be voided and you will report to
01:05:12the principal's office. Detention for at least a week. I won't tolerate morally rotten
01:05:19students in my class. Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean? What does it mean? Beau, you are always at the bottom
01:05:35of the class. If you didn't cheat, what else could it be? Where's your proof? Your existence
01:05:41is the proof. What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:48Foul language to disrespecting a teacher. This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau. Go
01:05:54to the principal's office now. I didn't cheat. Do you think anyone in this room would believe
01:06:01you? A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent. Just because
01:06:08your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat. Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat. Excuse me. Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:44I helped him study. But the work was all his. You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:51He's not a delinquent. Beau Clement is not an asshole. He's smart and kind and...
01:06:58And...
01:07:03And capital A Amazing.
01:07:07My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up. But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school. Do you know what happens when girls
01:07:30get too close to boys like him? A girl like you should know better. Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher. You don't walk on water. You're just salty that a student
01:07:45taught me better than you ever could. You don't... You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh, Donald. What else could you be? And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you. Do you know what? I've had enough of both of you. Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now both of you. And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14You!
01:08:14John!
01:08:20You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27Walt, stop!
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:32What are you gonna do? I...
01:08:34I will call the police!
01:08:39You're stupid, Simon! Shit! You're stupid, Greg! I don't fucking need it!
01:08:44I will call the police!
01:09:06I'll call the police. I'll call the police!
01:09:14I'm sorry! I'll call the police. My name is Cameron!
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about me.
01:09:41And no makeover can change that.
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash.
01:09:50Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:54Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart.
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure me at all.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things.
01:10:18And people.
01:10:20And you push them away.
01:10:22Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:38That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games.
01:10:43I guess we played ourselves now.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babs?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:11:32Looks like you could use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:51Ow!
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:20You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've noticed you fall.
01:12:31I actually won't.
01:12:34Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:41Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:46What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the air.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Fuck!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:31Ah!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:36Stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:44Stop it.
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:46Ah!
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:50Ah!
01:13:52Ah!
01:13:53Ah!
01:13:53Ah!
01:13:58Ah!
01:14:00Ah!
01:14:03Ah!
01:14:04Ah!
01:14:05Oh!
01:14:06Hey, are you OK?
01:14:07Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:10Ah!
01:14:11The fuck?
01:14:12Should we do?
01:14:12This piece of shit.
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:35I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:50Asshole!
01:15:04Hey, hey, Phoebe.
01:15:06You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:10Get in, out.
01:15:16I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him.
01:15:37You pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:42I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me both.
01:15:55You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Ditch school.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:38You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:53Woo!
01:17:06Only with Bo.
01:17:08Infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement.
01:17:11Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this ride.
01:17:18Woo!
01:17:20Woo!
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:17:56Woo!
01:17:57I'm just going to drop it.
01:18:06I can'ter.
01:18:08I'm chipping you, true.
01:18:08Trust Fruit.
01:18:12It's his man.
01:18:14Why?
01:18:14I'm not ums.
01:18:14You're the sugar purple?
01:18:19Pizza?
01:18:21Who you're supposed to be?
01:18:32you got condoms
01:18:35yeah
01:18:36I'm always packing
01:18:38pun intended
01:19:09wait
01:19:14wait
01:19:15um
01:19:17I'm a little nervous
01:19:21so I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:24yeah
01:19:27yeah yeah absolutely
01:19:28no rush
01:19:46this is it baby
01:19:47the moment you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:49you can do this
01:19:52oh my god
01:19:54you're actually
01:19:55in her room
01:19:56and she's taking a shower
01:19:59oh my god
01:20:04what the hell
01:20:14coby
01:20:15hang on
01:20:16hang on
01:20:22hi
01:20:23hey there's something important I need to tell you first
01:20:28what is it
01:20:29what is it
01:20:29I need a shower too
01:20:32a shower is all yours
01:20:33stupid
01:20:34what is it
01:21:09Stop it.
01:21:10It's too big.
01:21:16No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:41Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44My little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:06Yes, you're not who I am.
01:22:08Yes.
01:22:33No, no, no, no.
01:22:34Hey!
01:22:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:22:35like you did a Phoebe Phillips not totally not stupidly in love with a
01:22:47horny nerd like you Phoebe will you take me as a first
01:22:58it could only be you Pho and I love you too
01:23:22okay
01:23:45good morning princess
01:23:49why does princess sound like an insult coming from you
01:23:57that's just my bed chem my bed chemistry person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:03you're such a dork
01:24:12what happened here
01:24:19that um my mom took me when I was young
01:24:23to play with my new toy boat and on the way there I got scratched by a tree branch
01:24:33and I still insisted on going when we got there my boat drifted too far out in the waves
01:24:41so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it but even after it got dark
01:24:50she never came
01:25:02and I told myself maybe if I knew how to swim if I if I'd been stronger that she should
01:25:09be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:18I am so sorry
01:25:22and you saw me and you saw me almost drown up the pool when we were I can't believe how
01:25:26you thought to blackmail you
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling names when all you were doing and trying to save me
01:25:33You feel so stupid.
01:25:35No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:56You saved me.
01:26:09I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12I need you on.
01:26:13I'm gonna swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29Yo, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:32I saw it.
01:26:32I saw it.
01:26:33Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:36I fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:00Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:03What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honza, don't believe her. She's just a slut.
01:27:16We would throw herself at anyone. I mean, fucking look at her!
01:27:24I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28This...
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach. It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:46You three.
01:27:47Principal's office.
01:27:48Now!
01:27:50You three.
01:27:51Thought you were slick.
01:27:53Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:04You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:16Oh, shit.
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:23Ah!
01:28:24chairman.
01:28:25Ah!
01:28:26Yeah, baby.
01:28:28Awesome.
01:28:32Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:35Ah.
01:28:42Hallway make-out sessions, free comedy. Best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely
01:28:56And your capital A for A's big
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry
01:29:16Thank you
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