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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's

00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane I should know my husband made

00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall I'm literally the size of a dry

00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest I still believe

00:00:53our loves worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better

00:01:04to us to us

00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination it's a dr. Carmichael couples

00:01:20therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom it's speaking of the journey it was so bumpy

00:01:29yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but I am working through my narcissistic

00:01:37tendencies and I am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next

00:01:45stop dr. Carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture I'd like to go first okay great

00:02:01I've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our

00:02:06anniversary so we can renew our vows new year new us I'm speechless we were so happy there

00:02:20really really are Gary and Meg gonna be there they're giving up Cabo Lulu our daughter has

00:02:26not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text okay okay my

00:02:31turn

00:02:31okay this will be the last Christmas that we spend in St. Louis because I have listed our house

00:02:40with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next December I am going to land this big

00:02:45fish and tomorrow I'm going to get Elvis Smith to bankroll the final stage of my life's work so

00:02:50that in one year Lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like I promised years ago

00:02:57clean slate and a fresh start I supported you and you got your prize and all I ask is that

00:03:06for one

00:03:06more year you support me so I can get mine are you serious the listing went up today

00:03:19is this real very

00:03:25less

00:03:29I love you

00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed

00:04:09how does one solve the problem

00:04:11of feeding the world only less little John knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn

00:04:20and shrink it to a fraction of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow 10 a hundred a

00:04:28thousand ears of corn in the space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work

00:04:36my revolutionary molecular transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between

00:04:41atoms oh the real question is can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been

00:04:47miniaturized not only can we do it we will do it together Hilton Smith we can make more with less

00:04:55and that's l e s I'll take it from here less okay

00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds

00:05:12call this the mini barn card no one calls it that okay it's just me see I grew up on

00:05:18a farm

00:05:19right

00:05:19yani

00:05:36yeah

00:05:46We call this the future

00:06:01I am fucking amazed

00:06:08It's a corn

00:06:09Look how tiny it is

00:06:11It's being tiny

00:06:12It's incredible

00:06:13I got you

00:06:14You did

00:06:14You really did

00:06:15That's crazy

00:06:18Amaze me again

00:06:19Make it big

00:06:20I want to taste it

00:06:23Big corn takes a big investment

00:06:24Oh there he is

00:06:26Money man chiming in

00:06:27Go on

00:06:28You know

00:06:29Flavor Saver

00:06:30Was a huge step forward

00:06:33It was the first

00:06:34And the best GMO tomato on the market

00:06:37But it was a failure

00:06:38Well

00:06:39No it wasn't

00:06:41It was a breakthrough

00:06:42But it tasted like old band-aids

00:06:43Admit it

00:06:44No I don't think I will

00:06:48Admit it or I walk

00:06:50No

00:06:55Fuck yeah

00:06:56You should never admit failure

00:06:58I got you

00:06:59Yes you did Hilton

00:07:01But this agrotech

00:07:03Is going to change the world

00:07:04Jinx

00:07:05And just think

00:07:06This is only the beginning

00:07:08Sorry who are you

00:07:09Vivian

00:07:09Hilton's chief scientist

00:07:11I'm the guts

00:07:12I just write the checks

00:07:13She's

00:07:13The brains

00:07:14And my guts

00:07:15Never make mistakes

00:07:17I mean I would write you a check

00:07:19Right now

00:07:20But for some reason

00:07:23I'm just not feeling

00:07:25Yummy in my tummy

00:07:29You

00:07:29Me

00:07:31Who are you

00:07:32Is this a true question

00:07:34I don't know

00:07:35Is it

00:07:36Well who are you

00:07:38I'm awesome

00:07:39I'm Hilton

00:07:40Well I'm awesome

00:07:41I'm less

00:07:44Yeah

00:07:44I'm going to need more

00:07:52You liked it

00:07:54Yeah I'm going to lose my house

00:08:13Hey

00:08:14Hey

00:08:17Something quietly revealed itself to me

00:08:20Oh what's that

00:08:21Maria's staff pick

00:08:23My rainbow starts with black

00:08:25It's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel

00:08:27By the one

00:08:28The only

00:08:29Lindy McMichael

00:08:30Littlejohn

00:08:32That's a

00:08:33Lifetime ago

00:08:34Uh uh

00:08:35Eighteen years

00:08:36And still a fanfave

00:08:37Listen Richie

00:08:38Um

00:08:39We need to talk

00:08:42Uh oh

00:08:43No

00:08:44Yeah

00:08:45No we've just begun

00:08:46Richie

00:08:47Hold on

00:08:48This is just the first act

00:08:49Do not turn this into a tragedy

00:08:52Tragedy's about

00:08:53A better story

00:08:54Oh

00:08:55I wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair

00:08:59Listen

00:09:00You really saw me when I needed it the most

00:09:03I do

00:09:04Yeah

00:09:04And

00:09:05And you really gave me that emotional intimacy that I craved

00:09:09You know

00:09:09Mmhmm

00:09:10You were a great shoulder

00:09:12An ear

00:09:13Mmhmm

00:09:14You're so

00:09:15Handsome

00:09:16Young

00:09:16Smart

00:09:17Don't stop it

00:09:18And maybe in another life

00:09:20But

00:09:21But I fell in love

00:09:24And you

00:09:25I fell in less

00:09:27Hell yes

00:09:28Yeah

00:09:28Why

00:09:30Less knows the real me

00:09:31The worst of me

00:09:33And he

00:09:33He still loves me

00:09:35I could love the worst of you

00:09:37No

00:09:37Yeah

00:09:38He has twenty years on you

00:09:39And you've known me like a few months

00:09:41Six and a half

00:09:43Less

00:09:44He made a grand gesture

00:09:46And he promised me

00:09:48A fresh start

00:09:49And I believe him

00:09:50Why

00:09:51No no no

00:09:52Actually don't say

00:09:53Love should remain

00:09:55A mystery

00:09:57My mom told me that

00:09:59Okay

00:10:00I'm gonna go

00:10:01Just

00:10:02Wait

00:10:03This

00:10:03Oh god

00:10:04I got you this Christmas present

00:10:06Absolutely cannot accept this

00:10:07You must

00:10:08Or it means our love was in vain

00:10:10Shush

00:10:10Not love

00:10:10Okay

00:10:11Just open the card first

00:10:13There is no need to thank me

00:10:16Okay

00:10:31Merry Christmas my love

00:10:33In anticipation of the new year

00:10:35New you and new us

00:10:36I thought this

00:10:37Would be a great start

00:10:39Open the present

00:10:40I'll wait

00:10:52I hate this rag

00:10:53I know you hate this rag

00:10:55But I knew you'd never send it in yourself

00:10:57Give it a quick read

00:10:58See if you recognize it

00:11:02Oh Richie

00:11:04No no no no

00:11:05What have you done

00:11:06I pretend it to be your book agent

00:11:08Your story is gonna be

00:11:10In the New Yorker

00:11:12No

00:11:12I didn't write this

00:11:15I'm fucked

00:11:16I know it's overwhelming

00:11:18And I'm sure you don't

00:11:19Oh fuck

00:11:20Richie

00:11:22No man no

00:11:23Oh my fuck

00:11:24Oh shit shit shit shit

00:11:26Oh bitch pick up

00:11:27Pick up

00:11:28Hi this is Terry

00:11:29Leave a message

00:11:29Terry

00:11:30Oh fuck

00:11:32Okay

00:11:32There is a story

00:11:34There's a story in New York

00:11:35With my name on it

00:11:36And I need you to call me back

00:11:37This is an emergency

00:11:38For serious this time

00:11:40Call me back

00:11:42Fuck

00:11:43Fuck

00:11:44Fuck

00:11:53Shut the door

00:11:54Why?

00:11:55Because I want to raise my voice

00:11:58Jesus jumping crackers

00:11:59Why?

00:12:00Would you invite Hilton

00:12:02To your charity event

00:12:04At your home tonight?

00:12:05Because he wants to know who I am

00:12:06But Lindy will be there

00:12:07And?

00:12:08I'm sorry

00:12:09Am I the only one that remembers

00:12:10Last year?

00:12:11The silent auction

00:12:13The pool incident

00:12:14And you're still serving alcohol

00:12:15This year, right?

00:12:16Count me out

00:12:17I'm sorry

00:12:18I cannot watch

00:12:48I don't think

00:12:50Big plus

00:12:50Big plus?

00:12:51Big plus?

00:12:51Small plus

00:12:52It feels so much better

00:12:53If it was big

00:12:54We're on the road to big

00:12:55I promise you

00:12:55Um, okay

00:12:58Lindy, it's me

00:12:59It's me calling you

00:13:00Um, I'm not panicking

00:13:01But just call me back

00:13:02Before the party, okay?

00:13:03It's not an emergency

00:13:04But it's an emergency

00:13:06Oh, I'm so sorry

00:13:07Um, my polyp is gone

00:13:10Yeah

00:13:10But there's a hole in my heart now

00:13:12Sounds like a case for the Bard's Guard

00:13:14So I'll be unable to attend your party this evening

00:13:16Our loss

00:13:17Good luck, Richard

00:13:41You're not Jackie

00:13:42I'm Hill

00:13:43Don't make me raise it

00:13:45Who are you?

00:13:46I'm Professor Littlejohn

00:13:47I'm Jackie's professor

00:13:48Did she leave for break already?

00:13:49Have I missed her?

00:13:50I hope not

00:13:51Because I'm her fucking ride

00:13:52Jackie!

00:13:54Professor Littlejohn

00:13:55Yeah, Lindy

00:13:55You should call me Lindy

00:13:57Oh, uh, hell

00:13:58Uh, Professor Littlejohn is the reason that I'm here

00:14:02Oh, you wrote that book she loves

00:14:04I didn't read it

00:14:05No offense

00:14:06None taken

00:14:06Jackie, I'm so glad I caught you

00:14:08Can we talk?

00:14:10Yeah

00:14:10Just real quick

00:14:12Oh, you mean without me?

00:14:13I do

00:14:14Oh

00:14:14Is it okay?

00:14:15Oh, yeah

00:14:15A bit rude, no offense

00:14:16But sure

00:14:17Okay

00:14:18Let's just have her

00:14:19Okay

00:14:20Um

00:14:23Have I done something wrong, Professor Littlejohn?

00:14:25Oh, no, no

00:14:26Gosh, no

00:14:27No, I have

00:14:28I have

00:14:30I, um

00:14:32I need to tell you something

00:14:33Uh

00:14:37I loved your short story

00:14:41Untitled on purpose

00:14:41Yeah, that's the one

00:14:42Yeah, I loved it

00:14:43It was brilliant

00:14:44Uh, the prose was incisive

00:14:47Oh, just the voice

00:14:48Fresh

00:14:49Distinguished

00:14:50Rare

00:14:50One that deserves

00:14:52The attention

00:14:53Of the New York

00:14:54Literati

00:14:55I mean

00:14:57That, that means

00:14:59The world

00:14:59To me, Professor Littlejohn

00:15:01It's almost, it's almost Christmas

00:15:02And you're at my door

00:15:02Complimenting my work

00:15:03I, oh my gosh

00:15:04I couldn't ask for a better guess

00:15:05Okay, listen to me

00:15:06Listen to me

00:15:06Yes?

00:15:07You need to turn it into a novel

00:15:09Right now

00:15:11Now?

00:15:13Really?

00:15:14Really now

00:15:14Mm-hmm

00:15:15Um

00:15:16I guess I could get started

00:15:18Over the break

00:15:18No, you need to take

00:15:19Next semester off

00:15:20And just write

00:15:21The whole

00:15:23Semester

00:15:23The whole semester

00:15:24You just want to isolate

00:15:26And write

00:15:27While it's fresh

00:15:28While it's here

00:15:28While Untitled on purpose

00:15:30Is coursing through you

00:15:32Right?

00:15:32Yes, I feel it

00:15:33Okay, so you need to isolate

00:15:35And write

00:15:35Uh, no distractions

00:15:36No internet

00:15:37No novels

00:15:38No magazines

00:15:39No, uh

00:15:40Nothing

00:15:40Right?

00:15:41Nothing

00:15:41And just all winter long

00:15:43A very aroma of one's own

00:15:44Right

00:15:45Wolf it

00:15:45Right, wolf it

00:15:47Could you do that?

00:15:48Yes, well

00:15:48Well, how's dad?

00:15:49My Uncle Flip

00:15:50He has a cabin

00:15:51Back in Montana

00:15:52That's super isolated

00:15:53Like Walden Pond

00:15:54Isolated

00:15:55That's perfect

00:15:56Right?

00:15:56Yes, Jackie

00:15:57Yeah

00:15:58This has the potential

00:16:00To be your

00:16:01My rainbow starts with black

00:16:04No

00:16:04Professor Little John

00:16:06It, it couldn't

00:16:07Jackie

00:16:08I should know

00:16:09My goal

00:16:10In life

00:16:12Is to just write

00:16:12One

00:16:13One great novel

00:16:15Like you

00:16:16That's okay

00:16:17So we're agreed

00:16:18You're gonna isolate

00:16:19And write

00:16:20Yes

00:16:20All semester

00:16:21All semester

00:16:22You're going to Montana

00:16:23Yes

00:16:23Remember, no magazines

00:16:25Right?

00:16:25You don't want any?

00:16:26Uh-uh

00:16:27Just turn off the internet

00:16:28Okay?

00:16:29I will unplug completely

00:16:31Yes

00:16:32Okay, hey

00:16:33Merry Christmas

00:16:35To you too

00:16:39Okay

00:16:40Thanks

00:16:41That's

00:16:42Here

00:16:53Oh

00:16:59Terry

00:17:01Thank

00:17:01Christ

00:17:02Okay, listen

00:17:03Video 10 minutes

00:17:05Blindsiding me

00:17:05With one short story

00:17:06Published in the New Yorker

00:17:07Over the last two decades

00:17:08Gets you one

00:17:09The fact that we've been friends

00:17:10For more than 20 years

00:17:11Gets you another

00:17:12And the other eight

00:17:13Belong to Gillian Flynn

00:17:14He continues to publish bestsellers

00:17:16Which bought me

00:17:16A classic six

00:17:17Off the park

00:17:18I didn't write the story

00:17:20It's my students' work

00:17:24My ex-emotional lover

00:17:26Long story

00:17:27Found the fucking story

00:17:29In my bag

00:17:29And thought it was mine

00:17:30And I

00:17:30Why would I correct him?

00:17:32You know?

00:17:33He sent it in

00:17:35Without my knowledge

00:17:36On my behalf

00:17:37Because he

00:17:38Long story

00:17:39Adored me

00:17:40And thought I was capable

00:17:41Of writing something great again

00:17:42I'm taking a sabbatical

00:17:44From Wash U

00:17:44I'm headed to the gray house

00:17:46Les and I

00:17:46Are going to renew our vows

00:17:47Long story

00:17:48You're invited

00:17:50I know you hate him

00:17:51I did too

00:17:52But

00:17:52He has a good dad

00:17:54And I'm committed

00:17:55To committing to my marriage

00:17:57So

00:17:58I cannot handle

00:18:00This shit storm

00:18:01Right now

00:18:02Which is sure

00:18:02By the way

00:18:03To tarnish your reputation

00:18:04As well

00:18:05So if you want to keep

00:18:06That classic six

00:18:07Then can you please

00:18:09Please

00:18:10Fix this fucking mess

00:18:11So I can focus on my vows

00:18:13And my marriage

00:18:13Like I promised

00:18:15I hate you

00:18:16I know

00:18:17I hate me too

00:18:20Thank you

00:18:21No, you're not allowed

00:18:21To thank me

00:18:28Oliver

00:18:47Les has been calling

00:18:48I've been texting

00:18:49And I have been busy

00:18:50Les needs you

00:18:51On best behavior tonight

00:18:53Hilton Smith is attending

00:18:54Condescending as always

00:18:56Starla

00:18:56And who

00:18:58Necessary

00:18:59And he is a big investor

00:19:00You know

00:19:01I thought the cover

00:19:02Was on the pool last year

00:19:03Right

00:19:03You know that

00:19:04Great

00:19:04You already picked up

00:19:05The first frame to me

00:19:06And I did

00:19:06Yep

00:19:07It's locked

00:19:08I know

00:19:10Is this another party protest

00:19:11No

00:19:11Hilton is here in five

00:19:13Starla

00:19:14Your dress is upstairs

00:19:14I need you inside

00:19:15Now

00:19:15What dress

00:19:16Les had me assess

00:19:18Your wardrobe situation

00:19:18And we both agreed

00:19:19That the only option

00:19:20Was to outsource an upgrade

00:19:22Insulting

00:19:24And what if I hate it

00:19:25Your futures

00:19:26Are on the line

00:19:27He said to me

00:19:28Quote

00:19:28No new year

00:19:29New us

00:19:30Without new money

00:19:31Unquote

00:19:32So please

00:19:33Just move

00:19:34Get out of the car

00:19:36Now

00:19:37Goodbye Starla

00:19:38I will have the valet

00:19:41Physically remove you

00:19:43I need a minute

00:19:45One minute

00:19:49You need a Hulk out front

00:19:51Stat

00:20:19Come on

00:20:20Tell me what Les is working on

00:20:21This is the cover

00:20:22Of Scientific American

00:20:24He tells me nothing

00:20:25And you never ask

00:20:28Bullshit

00:20:29I've printed that same quote

00:20:31From you ten times

00:20:31Over the years

00:20:32All I'll say

00:20:33Is First World Fight Club

00:20:34Blame

00:20:35And outdated

00:20:37Just like Scientific American

00:20:49Vodka dry

00:20:58Oh thank you

00:21:07Big Red has landed

00:21:09Where's Lindy?

00:21:11I need eyes on Lady Tornado

00:21:12Help me

00:21:13Give me a twenty on D-Pockets

00:21:16Double negative

00:21:16Big Red is not happy

00:21:18I know amazing style

00:21:20When I see it

00:21:21Oh

00:21:22This is a facade

00:21:23Oh well

00:21:24The facade is working

00:21:27I'm teetering on the precipice

00:21:29Of being outed as a fraud

00:21:31Which I probably deserve

00:21:34I'm supposed to be

00:21:35The supportive wife

00:21:37But uh

00:21:39My career going up in flames

00:21:40Is banging around my brain

00:21:42That's all I can hear

00:21:43What does your husband think about that?

00:21:45Oh he has no clue

00:21:46He's a fraud too

00:21:48Is that so?

00:21:52Welcome everyone

00:21:53Uh

00:21:55Every year

00:21:56Um

00:21:57I say I'm gonna keep it short

00:21:58And that this night

00:21:59Is not about me

00:22:00It's about

00:22:00The children

00:22:01And tonight

00:22:03I'm actually gonna keep that promise

00:22:04But you know

00:22:05Let's be honest

00:22:06Um

00:22:06It has to be about me first

00:22:08Because you're all here

00:22:09To bid on my stuff

00:22:10Ha ha

00:22:11Well he's just

00:22:13Playing the role

00:22:14Of a charitable

00:22:16Philanthropist

00:22:17But all he really cares about

00:22:19Is his life's work

00:22:20First

00:22:21Himself second

00:22:22Our daughter third

00:22:23Me last

00:22:24Which

00:22:24I probably deserve

00:22:25Well just curious

00:22:27What do you think

00:22:28About his life's work?

00:22:30And

00:22:31A very personal

00:22:32Little ditty

00:22:33About Jack and Diane

00:22:34My John Cougar Mellencamp

00:22:36Velcro wallet

00:22:37With my high school ID

00:22:39Still inside

00:22:40Huh?

00:22:41Where else are you gonna get

00:22:41One of those?

00:22:43I can't tell you that

00:22:46It's so top secret

00:22:47I actually have no idea

00:22:48What it is

00:22:49Huh

00:22:49Hold on a second

00:22:50My top elf

00:22:51Is really trying

00:22:52To tell me something

00:22:53Lady Tomato

00:22:54On the brand

00:22:54With Deepak

00:22:55His two drinks

00:22:56And third on deck

00:22:56You're fucking joking

00:22:57Are you fucking fired?

00:22:59I'll turn on my headset

00:23:02But I can tell you

00:23:06He's brilliant

00:23:08Don't tell him I said that

00:23:10Yeah

00:23:11I mean I'm already last

00:23:12You know

00:23:13What's after last?

00:23:16Not much

00:23:17So yeah

00:23:18Merry Christmas

00:23:19And happy holidays

00:23:20And happy holidays

00:23:21And hopefully that covers

00:23:23It all

00:23:23Okay

00:23:26Less five minutes

00:23:27No

00:23:27Two

00:23:28One

00:23:28Later

00:23:28Maybe

00:23:29Done

00:23:29Oh everybody was up

00:23:31You remember

00:23:31No no

00:23:32I'm just explaining

00:23:33To this gentleman

00:23:33Why there's no

00:23:34Outdoor access

00:23:35This holiday season

00:23:36So as a joke

00:23:37Last year

00:23:38I put into the silent auction

00:23:39As a joke

00:23:40Watch almighty Les

00:23:42Walk on water

00:23:44I thought the cover

00:23:45Was on the pool

00:23:46Oh

00:23:46Hilton

00:23:46I'm so sorry

00:23:48You get it

00:23:48Hilton

00:23:49I'm so sorry

00:23:49I just want to say

00:23:50I'm so sorry

00:23:51Well I pay right now

00:23:52To see that

00:23:53Awesome

00:23:54Les

00:23:54If you can walk on water

00:23:56You got my money

00:23:58Are you being serious?

00:23:59No

00:24:00No

00:24:01Oh great

00:24:01So I can still get the money

00:24:03After the conversation

00:24:05With your wife

00:24:07I don't know

00:24:09Hi Hilton

00:24:10I didn't know

00:24:10Okay Lindy

00:24:11Why don't you just

00:24:11Not say anything

00:24:12And maybe go and get us

00:24:13A lot of drinks

00:24:16Okay so Hilton

00:24:17I don't know

00:24:17What she said

00:24:18Well she said

00:24:19That you put work first

00:24:20Family third

00:24:21And her did last

00:24:22That's out of context

00:24:24What kind of man are you?

00:24:25I know

00:24:26I just

00:24:26I can explain

00:24:27I can

00:24:31Never explain

00:24:32Anything

00:24:33I got you

00:24:34Again

00:24:35Again

00:24:36You suck at this

00:24:37I do

00:24:38I do

00:24:38So just to be clear

00:24:39Lindy didn't tank the deal

00:24:40She closed it

00:24:41Now she's awesome

00:24:44Workaholics

00:24:45They changed the world

00:24:46I'm a workaholic

00:24:47I should know

00:24:48Thank you

00:24:49Thank you so much

00:24:50Thank you so much

00:24:51I want to go to work

00:24:52Right away

00:24:52Like fuck the holidays

00:24:53Yeah

00:24:53Put on my Christmas card

00:24:55Every year

00:24:55Yeah

00:24:56You really see me

00:24:56We both do

00:24:57Oh it's you again

00:24:58Hilton's chief scientist

00:25:00Oh the brains

00:25:01And the boots

00:25:02The boots

00:25:03The boots on the ground

00:25:04What do the boots do?

00:25:05The boots ensure

00:25:07That my guts are never wrong

00:25:09The boots are part of the deal

00:25:11I'm all in

00:25:12Are you?

00:25:14Awesome

00:25:14Les

00:25:21Fine

00:25:21Just

00:25:22Just tell me

00:25:23I'm melting down

00:25:24Because I fucked the deal

00:25:26No

00:25:26I closed the deal

00:25:27I closed the deal

00:25:28Fantastic

00:25:29No

00:25:29What do you mean

00:25:30No

00:25:30That's so great

00:25:31Oh my god

00:25:32I was so worried

00:25:33Now I am saddled

00:25:35With one of Hilton's

00:25:36Network of bio spies

00:25:37His chief scientist

00:25:39Is going to come in

00:25:40And she's going to

00:25:41Take credit for my work

00:25:42And all of this

00:25:42Will have been for nothing

00:25:43I will be nothing

00:25:45My legacy will be nothing

00:25:46I shall go to the grave

00:25:48Without a Nobel

00:25:48You know

00:25:49This was

00:25:50My last chance

00:25:51At greatness

00:25:53God

00:25:54Hey

00:25:55Hey

00:25:56Hey

00:25:59Come on

00:26:00You remember

00:26:01Joan

00:26:01Ryan

00:26:03Huh

00:26:04Yeah

00:26:05My nemesis at MIT

00:26:06That's right

00:26:07You were convinced

00:26:09That the PhD board

00:26:10Was going to

00:26:11Pick her over you

00:26:12And you were going to be

00:26:13Relegated to just a footnote

00:26:15In the science community

00:26:16Or some other science

00:26:17Bad thing

00:26:17Right

00:26:17But what

00:26:19Actually happened

00:26:20Les

00:26:21They chose me

00:26:23They chose you

00:26:25And where's Joan Ryan

00:26:26Teaching at Berkeley

00:26:28And where are you

00:26:32In St. Louis

00:26:33But why

00:26:34Oh

00:26:36To give the finger

00:26:37Those ungrateful pricks

00:26:39At Monsanto

00:26:39And to build

00:26:40The Menlo Park

00:26:41Of the Midwest

00:26:41And how

00:26:42How

00:26:43Because I am

00:26:44I am a partner

00:26:45In my own company

00:26:45Creating the bio-agrotech

00:26:47That will change the world

00:26:48That's right

00:26:48Yeah

00:26:48You're going to change the world

00:26:52And you are

00:26:54I've always believed that

00:26:55Even when you hated me

00:26:57Oh

00:27:00Especially when I hated you

00:27:02So what do I do?

00:27:04You do what you always do

00:27:06You get back in the workshop

00:27:09And you figure it out

00:27:11That's what Les Littlejohn does

00:27:13Yeah

00:27:14Right?

00:27:15Yeah

00:27:15Right

00:27:17Okay

00:27:18Okay

00:27:19Okay

00:27:20That's it

00:27:22That's it

00:27:22Thank you

00:27:23Thank you for being so

00:27:25Understanding

00:27:26Oh my god

00:27:29So now I've got to get back

00:27:30In the workshop

00:27:31And let's move our

00:27:33Renewing our vows

00:27:33To next year

00:27:34That's a fantastic idea

00:27:35Les

00:27:36No I didn't

00:27:36What?

00:27:37Huh?

00:27:37That's what you said

00:27:38Right?

00:27:39Huh?

00:27:40Did I?

00:27:41Yeah

00:27:41Gary and Meg

00:27:43Oh Gary and Meg

00:27:43Would much prefer

00:27:44To go to Cabo

00:27:45Let's send them something

00:27:46Sign my name

00:27:46No no no

00:27:47That will be so humiliating

00:27:48Don't worry

00:27:49Don't worry

00:27:49I'll tell Lulu

00:27:49That she can just go skiing

00:27:50With her friends

00:27:51Like she wanted

00:27:51So I'll see you

00:27:52When I see you

00:27:52I'll be back

00:27:53When I'm back

00:27:53And I love you

00:27:55And I can't wait

00:27:56For new year

00:27:56New us

00:27:57Next year

00:27:58Mwah

00:28:08Is he fucking kidding me?

00:28:13What?

00:28:28Lindy?

00:28:29Hi Richie

00:28:30Um

00:28:33I made a mistake

00:28:34And I'm leaving Les

00:28:36Tonight

00:28:36I hear the emotion

00:28:38In your voice

00:28:39And it's beautiful

00:28:40I've been hoping

00:28:40For a Christmas miracle

00:28:41Yeah I'm gonna go

00:28:42To Vermont

00:28:43I'm gonna go

00:28:44To the Grey House

00:28:44And I um

00:28:46Could you

00:28:46Could you come with me?

00:28:48Where you finished

00:28:49Your masterpiece

00:28:50I'd be honored

00:28:51To be invited

00:28:52A gift beyond measure

00:28:53I have ten vacation days

00:28:55And one personal day bank

00:28:56And oh

00:28:57Heart emoji

00:28:59Let's meet

00:29:00Let's meet at Mandy's diner

00:29:01At midnight

00:29:01Heart emoji bag

00:29:03I'll arrive

00:29:04With joy in my step

00:29:05And a light in my heart

00:29:06Did you love my present?

00:29:08Fuck

00:29:08Pardon?

00:29:10Yeah I

00:29:12Didn't have the

00:29:14Heart to open it

00:29:15So um

00:29:15I'll just

00:29:16Bring it with me

00:29:17Okay?

00:29:18New year

00:29:18New you

00:29:19New us

00:29:20Oh is Vermont cold?

00:29:22I get

00:29:43Everybody out in thirty minutes

00:29:45Or Hulk is gonna see me smash

00:29:49Iceberg ahead

00:29:50Thirty clicks

00:29:50Abandoned ship

00:29:51Lady Tomato

00:29:52About to burst

00:29:53Hey hey hey

00:29:55Les promised me a minute

00:29:59I'll give you twenty

00:30:18Excuse me

00:30:19I thought the boots up my ass

00:30:21Might start after the holidays

00:30:23Martin signed the LOI ASAP

00:30:25And Hilton turned on the money hose

00:30:26In good faith

00:30:27I didn't sign

00:30:28I'm a partner

00:30:29Apparently not the important one

00:30:32Oh

00:30:32Well

00:30:33Now I'm inspired

00:30:35And I would like you

00:30:36To leave

00:30:37A genius needs his space

00:30:39Exactly

00:30:41And I plan on being inspired

00:30:42Throughout the holidays

00:30:44I know this is a difficult

00:30:45Transition period

00:30:46I'll give you tonight

00:30:47But I will be back tomorrow

00:30:52Boots on the ground

00:30:53Dr. Littlejohn

00:30:58Fuck me

00:31:11I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:12I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:14I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:15I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:17I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:18I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:19I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:24I'll be right back to the next one

00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.

00:31:39She what?

00:32:02You're old, text me.

00:32:09Fuck you too.

00:32:14Starla?

00:32:25Freezers, off limits from now on till I say, I need to regroup.

00:32:29Where are you going?

00:32:31I'm leaving you.

00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.

00:32:35How's that?

00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?

00:32:38Think I don't know?

00:32:38You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?

00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.

00:32:44I'm a hoax.

00:32:45You know what?

00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.

00:32:48You mentioned Joan.

00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.

00:32:52I'm not intentionally.

00:32:53Oh?

00:32:54If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.

00:32:55And I too blame the patriarchy for that.

00:32:57I never said misogynist.

00:32:59Why would you do this?

00:32:59Why?

00:33:00You don't know.

00:33:01Why?

00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?

00:33:04This is about you.

00:33:06And our marriage.

00:33:08And breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture.

00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.

00:33:14Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.

00:33:17Career?

00:33:18Stop!

00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.

00:33:22This is what you did.

00:33:22You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.

00:33:26You changed the names.

00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.

00:33:29And then you called it fiction and you got lucky.

00:33:32Lucky.

00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.

00:33:34No shit.

00:33:34My book report and the subsequent Oscar nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion

00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something

00:33:50other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.

00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.

00:33:55Oh my.

00:33:56I'm so sorry.

00:33:57What is it you need right now?

00:33:59I need you.

00:34:00Yeah.

00:34:00I need your support.

00:34:02This is my last chance.

00:34:04You already got your prize.

00:34:06And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.

00:34:12Every book signing, every interview.

00:34:14I held your purse.

00:34:15I held my tongue.

00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.

00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.

00:34:20You know, the roller coaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.

00:34:24I have paid that debt.

00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.

00:34:29You had flavor saver.

00:34:32And it was insufferable.

00:34:36Still is.

00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.

00:34:40I didn't get my prize.

00:34:42Swing and a miss.

00:34:43How is it my fault?

00:34:46How?

00:34:47My apologies.

00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.

00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.

00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.

00:34:55Huh?

00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.

00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.

00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.

00:35:04That's me?

00:35:04That's what you think of me?

00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years!

00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly gonna find in your beloved grey house, huh?

00:35:12With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm because, quote, I promise we'd

00:35:20return there one day, unquote.

00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.

00:35:27And there it is, everyone!

00:35:30That's our show!

00:35:32Same line every time.

00:35:40This is the top secret thing you've been working on?

00:35:44Give me that. Give me that.

00:35:45A Tonka truck is not gonna change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.

00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:52Jesus, this is what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.

00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.

00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.

00:36:07What a gentleman!

00:36:08Oh, fuck.

00:36:10What?

00:36:11Oh no, Lindy!

00:36:13What the?

00:36:15What'd you do?

00:36:29What'd you do?

00:36:31Oh, God.

00:36:32Is she dead?

00:36:33Oh.

00:36:34Oh, God!

00:36:37Is she dead?

00:36:37Oh.

00:36:39Oh.

00:36:39Lindy!

00:36:41Say something.

00:36:42Are you alive?

00:36:43Oh!

00:36:44Oh!

00:36:45You're alive!

00:36:46Oh!

00:36:48Oh!

00:36:49Oh!

00:36:49Fuck you!

00:36:50Fuck you!

00:36:51Oh!

00:36:53Oh!

00:36:54Oh!

00:36:56Oh!

00:36:57Oh!

00:36:58Oh!

00:36:59Oh

00:37:07Oh

00:37:27Last

00:37:30Oh

00:37:36It's on

00:37:39Oh

00:37:42Oh

00:37:44Oh

00:37:46Oh

00:37:59How much did I drink last night?

00:38:02Less

00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up?

00:38:10God, it's my eyes

00:38:13And my head

00:38:18I'll try January starts today

00:38:24Oh

00:38:26Oh

00:38:27Oh wow, that really cleaned up

00:38:32Less

00:38:38Who's at the door?

00:38:51What is this nonsense?

00:38:59No, no, no, no, no, no

00:39:10Oh

00:39:12Oh

00:39:13Oh

00:39:14Oh

00:39:15Oh

00:39:19Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse

00:39:29Oh

00:39:30Oh

00:39:31Oh

00:39:41Oh

00:39:42Oh

00:39:43Oh

00:39:45Oh

00:39:46Oh

00:39:55Oh

00:39:56Oh

00:40:06Oh

00:40:09Oh

00:40:15Oh

00:40:17Oh

00:40:19Oh

00:40:20Oh

00:40:28Oh

00:40:29Oh

00:40:33Oh

00:40:36Oh

00:40:39Oh

00:40:41Hi.

00:40:42What the fuck, Wes?

00:40:44I heard that too.

00:40:46Loud and clear.

00:40:47Okay.

00:40:48Wendy, I'm so sorry.

00:40:49It was an accident.

00:40:50And I can't believe it even happened.

00:40:53But you're incredible.

00:40:55I mean, you're beautiful.

00:41:01Are you smiling right now?

00:41:04No.

00:41:05No, no, no.

00:41:05No, of course not.

00:41:06I just...

00:41:09I just love you.

00:41:09Wow.

00:41:11Wow.

00:41:12Wow.

00:41:13Wow.

00:41:14Wow!

00:41:15No, I apologize.

00:41:16You're my wife.

00:41:16You're not experimentally.

00:41:18I should hope so.

00:41:20Jesus.

00:41:21Oh my God.

00:41:22This is your job?

00:41:24Is this how you're gonna solve world hunger?

00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...

00:41:29So they don't what?

00:41:29Eat more?

00:41:30I don't...

00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?

00:41:34Or...

00:41:34Explain it to me!

00:41:36Well, um...

00:41:38It's called cellular reduction.

00:41:40And, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.

00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.

00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!

00:41:52Jesus!

00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!

00:41:55Oh, right.

00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.

00:41:57That's the restoration part.

00:41:59Great!

00:42:01Restore me!

00:42:03Now, please!

00:42:04I can do that.

00:42:06Um...

00:42:06Uh...

00:42:06But first, uh...

00:42:07A surprise!

00:42:09Meet me in the dining room.

00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:42:16Les, do I look merry or hungry?

00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...

00:42:22I'm not!

00:42:23Make me big again, now!

00:42:25Heard that, loud and clear.

00:42:28Um...

00:42:28The thing is...

00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again, Les!

00:42:32I can.

00:42:32And I will.

00:42:33Um...

00:42:34The thing is...

00:42:35That it's just...

00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...

00:42:38Or two.

00:42:39Tops.

00:42:39But...

00:42:40You'll be fine.

00:42:40Everything's gonna be okay.

00:42:42You're healthy.

00:42:42I checked your vitals.

00:42:44Wait!

00:42:44I could die?

00:42:45Tiny?

00:42:46No!

00:42:47You're not gonna die, Tiny.

00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.

00:42:52Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.

00:42:56Um...

00:42:57The stove works.

00:42:58The refrigerator works.

00:42:59There's food.

00:43:00The water runs.

00:43:02And...

00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.

00:43:06Your clothes.

00:43:08From your closet.

00:43:11Um...

00:43:11And, uh...

00:43:12This curling thing.

00:43:17And...

00:43:17Your hairbrush.

00:43:19Uh...

00:43:19Cold cream.

00:43:21Looked important.

00:43:22Oh, and I remembered your coffee.

00:43:24And the coffee maker.

00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?

00:43:26Oh!

00:43:27One crucial thing.

00:43:28Um...

00:43:28The toilet.

00:43:29Uh...

00:43:30It works.

00:43:30I figured it out.

00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.

00:43:33Downstairs.

00:43:34Ever.

00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.

00:43:37I...

00:43:37I promise it.

00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.

00:43:39I am so close.

00:43:41Truly.

00:43:42Now it's so close?!

00:43:45Not a day or two!

00:43:48Tops?!

00:43:48Less?!

00:43:49You motherfucker!

00:43:52Hey.

00:43:54Calm.

00:43:54Calm down.

00:43:57Calm fucking down.

00:44:01Ahh!

00:44:04Ahh!

00:44:08Ahh!

00:44:12Ahh!

00:44:13Ahh!

00:44:14Ahh!

00:44:15Ahh!

00:44:15Why are you being lapsed?

00:44:18Hey Lindy.

00:44:21I'm gonna need a minute!

00:44:25I don't mind if you let off.

00:44:30He's been away.

00:44:42You can refilm the Lady's Cup, too.

00:44:47She's on her way, boy.

00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.

00:44:50No.

00:44:51They always do.

00:44:52Not this time.

00:44:53No, no, no.

00:44:53Because we've got plans.

00:44:55Yep.

00:44:56We've got concrete plans.

00:45:01How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two?

00:45:07Uber romantic.

00:45:15There are multiple reasons she could be late.

00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.

00:45:19Why, you may ask?

00:45:20Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written, immortalized for generations to come.

00:45:32Quiet, everybody, please.

00:45:34Quiet, please!

00:45:36Sorry.

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:39It's work.

00:45:42Hey, Martin.

00:45:44Well, I was going to head out of town, so...

00:45:48No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:49Of course, of course.

00:45:50I'll just head into the lab.

00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.

00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?

00:46:01Yeah, okay, bye.

00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?

00:46:07Barb, can I be honest?

00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.

00:46:13Oh.

00:46:15He's suffering?

00:46:21Take those off.

00:46:22I feel like a specimen.

00:46:24And come closer.

00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.

00:46:30Jesus, the 96?

00:46:32If there was ever a time.

00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.

00:46:37Well, I couldn't.

00:46:38It was top secret.

00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.

00:46:41That's bullshit.

00:46:43You didn't trust me.

00:46:45Which makes me so...

00:46:47sad.

00:46:49Makes me so sad.

00:46:52Fuck you.

00:46:54But...

00:46:54Yeah.

00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you, either.

00:47:02What?

00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:07They are so cute!

00:47:11Wait.

00:47:12And legible?

00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:16They're so cute.

00:47:19Oh, and functional.

00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:24How cute.

00:47:26And accurate.

00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.

00:47:33Never put it together.

00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.

00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.

00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.

00:47:43No, no, no.

00:47:43No, Les.

00:47:45Take me with you.

00:47:46I'm portable.

00:47:46You will be safer here in the dollhouse.

00:47:48I feel very not safe.

00:47:50I feel very small.

00:47:51And like, something bad could happen.

00:47:53I won't let something happen.

00:47:55Something did.

00:47:56Something else.

00:47:57Beyond the accident.

00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.

00:48:01Please, Les.

00:48:02I do not want to be alone.

00:48:03Please.

00:48:03I'm scared.

00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?

00:48:09Oh, God.

00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.

00:48:13Not me.

00:48:15I can show you.

00:48:16No, I, I don't.

00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?

00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.

00:48:23I promise.

00:48:25Trust me.

00:48:29Okay.

00:48:31This is crazy.

00:48:33Oh, my.

00:49:09I mean, everything's really big.

00:49:13Really.

00:49:28Wow.

00:49:28I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?

00:49:33You see this dust ball?

00:49:37Do you think I could choke on this?

00:49:39Oh.

00:49:40Yeah, put that down.

00:49:44Hello, Dolores.

00:49:45Look who it is.

00:49:47See?

00:49:48She's not that scary.

00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?

00:49:51Oh, oh, it's puffing.

00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?

00:49:55No, no, no.

00:49:56It's trying to eat me.

00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.

00:49:59Can you put me down, please?

00:50:01Put me down.

00:50:02Oh.

00:50:03When the three voices spin

00:50:06In the lakes of this land

00:50:10A beautiful side

00:50:12Rarely to die

00:50:14Fun, right?

00:50:16We all love a train ride.

00:50:17Woo!

00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:32Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:35Huh?

00:50:36Woo!

00:50:38Merry Christmas to me.

00:50:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:50:43Oh.

00:50:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:50:46Merry Christmas, Lindy.

00:50:49Maybe too many times around?

00:50:51I want to get off.

00:50:53I don't like it.

00:50:55Oh, I'm going to be sick.

00:50:56Oh, my God.

00:51:02Oh, my God.

00:51:04Oh, my God.

00:51:05Hey.

00:51:07It's going to be okay.

00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.

00:51:12So incredibly sorry.

00:51:15Oh.

00:51:16Oh.

00:51:19Oh.

00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.

00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.

00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?

00:51:29I thought I could crush it up

00:51:31and you could maybe snort it.

00:51:33I don't know.

00:51:34Um, Scarface?

00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.

00:51:41How are you feeling?

00:51:43Really?

00:51:44I mean...

00:51:45I know what you mean.

00:51:47Better.

00:51:50I did always love this couch.

00:52:05When you're ready.

00:52:07Ah.

00:52:09Pour away.

00:52:13Don't be shy.

00:52:15So, this is my, uh...

00:52:20Tiny little life now?

00:52:21Temporary tiny life.

00:52:23How long again?

00:52:24A day.

00:52:25Two at the most.

00:52:26I'm so close.

00:52:27So close.

00:52:28Yeah.

00:52:29Yeah.

00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?

00:52:36Floor is clean.

00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.

00:52:40Six-inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?

00:52:42Kind of.

00:52:51Less, you put parmesan in the potatoes.

00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.

00:52:57With a twist.

00:52:59Who?

00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.

00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.

00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.

00:53:06I still don't know who that is.

00:53:07Walt?

00:53:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.

00:53:11That's a stretch.

00:53:12What?

00:53:13I am blonde.

00:53:14Less said that we could be twins.

00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.

00:53:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...

00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.

00:53:24Because it sold a million copies?

00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer.

00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.

00:53:31You're not excited?

00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern.

00:53:33She's playing the mother.

00:53:34I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.

00:53:38The book wasn't well received.

00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.

00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,

00:53:44That does not a Pulitzer make their words.

00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.

00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday

00:53:52without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.

00:53:56Walt?

00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.

00:53:59That's not a stretch.

00:54:01Mom, it's fiction.

00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.

00:54:05Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.

00:54:09It's a comedy.

00:54:10It's a dark comedy.

00:54:11A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced

00:54:17by a monster-of-a-mother character.

00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls

00:54:24whose husband walked out one day without a word.

00:54:27Walked out or was driven away?

00:54:29Jim abandoned me.

00:54:30No, he stopped being married to you.

00:54:34He abandoned me.

00:54:36Me too.

00:54:37And he's still the hero.

00:54:39I tried my best.

00:54:41Walt?

00:54:42If I may, Walt?

00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?

00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.

00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?

00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.

00:54:53Try it.

00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.

00:55:03Just like you.

00:55:09Walt.

00:55:10Sorry.

00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.

00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.

00:55:15Yes.

00:55:17Yes.

00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.

00:55:19It's like an arch for what?

00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.

00:55:24I think it's great.

00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.

00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.

00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.

00:55:34I have to say hello.

00:55:35Hello.

00:55:40What's going on?

00:55:41Do you want to have sex?

00:55:42Oh, yes.

00:55:43Yes, we're here.

00:55:45Yeah, we'll be quiet.

00:55:46We'll be fine.

00:55:46Oh, you're set to high volume.

00:55:50Watch.

00:55:51Watch, watch, watch.

00:55:54Okay.

00:55:55Okay.

00:55:56Okay.

00:55:56Goodbye.

00:55:57Goodbye.

00:55:58Goodbye.

00:55:59Goodbye.

00:56:00Goodbye.

00:56:02Goodbye.

00:56:03Goodbye.

00:56:05Goodbye.

00:56:12Goodbye.

00:56:17Goodbye.

00:56:18Goodbye.

00:56:20Goodbye.

00:56:20Oh, get off your head.

00:56:21No, no, no, no.

00:56:24Oh, fuck.

00:56:25Oh, fuck.

00:56:26Jesus.

00:56:26Whoa.

00:56:27Can I help you?

00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.

00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.

00:56:32The wall with the toilet.

00:56:33I can see the light.

00:56:36I can see the light.

00:56:40He's trying to escape.

00:56:48Oh, fuck.

00:56:49Oh, fuck.

00:56:51Oh, fuck.

00:56:51Okay, okay.

00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.

00:56:55I don't think you can.

00:56:58Hey.

00:57:03I'm not really like her, though, right?

00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?

00:57:09Does that make me Walt?

00:57:12Seriously.

00:57:12Seriously?

00:57:13Seriously?

00:57:14Seriously?

00:57:15Seriously?

00:57:16No.

00:57:17Fuck no.

00:57:18Because she's...

00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.

00:57:20Not in a good way.

00:57:24It's going to be okay.

00:57:26It's only a few days.

00:57:31It's only a few days.

00:57:37It's only a few days.

00:57:39It's only a few days.

00:57:41It's only a few days.

00:57:41No.

00:58:03It's only a few days.

00:58:04It's only a few days.

00:58:10What?

00:58:11What?

00:58:12What?

00:58:14It can't be right.

00:58:17Okay, I'm coming in.

00:58:19Now.

00:58:20Now-ish.

00:58:45Muguu.

00:58:48Muguu.

00:58:49Muguu.

00:58:54No, no, no, no, no.

00:59:00Muguu.

00:59:02Come here.

00:59:04Ow, fuck.

00:59:06You fuzzy fucker.

00:59:09Meow.

00:59:10Meow.

00:59:16Meow.

00:59:20Stop.

00:59:21Meow.

00:59:22Stop it, you're fine.

00:59:24You feel bad enough already.

00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?

00:59:31Meow.

00:59:37Meow.

00:59:42Meow.

00:59:44Meow.

00:59:47Yes, Richard? What is it?

00:59:49Oh. You seem upset.

00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine. I'm fine.

00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so...

00:59:58I get where you're at.

01:00:00Okay, right, is that all?

01:00:01Now you've got me worried.

01:00:03Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?

01:00:07Yes, Richard, she's fine.

01:00:08Everything okay?

01:00:08Good, good.

01:00:09Yeah.

01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.

01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing. She's keeping busy.

01:00:17She's writing, writing, that's wonderful, that's wonderful.

01:00:19Richard, get your butt inside! I'm sorry you used profanity. I'm upset.

01:00:27I'll see you later.

01:00:39Les?

01:00:41Les?

01:00:42Oh!

01:00:46That is a toy.

01:00:51Oh.

01:00:53He left me?

01:00:55Right.

01:00:59I have to trust him.

01:01:02I cannot spiral.

01:01:06Huh?

01:01:07Oh.

01:01:08Yeah.

01:01:09Why not?

01:01:11Okay, that's it.

01:01:13That's good, space colon.

01:01:15Colon?

01:01:17Colonal.

01:01:19Colonel.

01:01:20Space colonel.

01:01:22Next stop, Uranus.

01:01:24I could...

01:01:25Fuck, I'm already spiraling.

01:01:28You made me believe you were so close.

01:01:30So I believed you.

01:01:32Yes, and you should believe me. That's our deal.

01:01:33There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.

01:01:36So what does so close mean to you in this context today?

01:01:42My God, I can't put an actual number on it. I don't know.

01:01:46What?

01:01:48What have you done?

01:01:49What have I done?

01:01:50Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.

01:01:53Contract is for 30 days.

01:01:55That's insane!

01:01:57Well, you said that you were close.

01:01:59What?

01:01:5930 days?!

01:02:01Well, it will work.

01:02:03I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong.

01:02:06So...

01:02:07Now you have 30 days.

01:02:08No, no, no. We have 30 days.

01:02:10Oh, now it's we.

01:02:11What does it say exactly?

01:02:12What does the small print say exactly?

01:02:13It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.

01:02:19Uh-huh.

01:02:19Or the patent on our tech...

01:02:22On my tech, thank you.

01:02:23...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.

01:02:26Sues us.

01:02:28For fraud.

01:02:29And you go to jail.

01:02:31To jail?

01:02:32Well, can he do that?

01:02:33He can.

01:02:34And after 30 days, it goes.

01:02:36The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.

01:02:40But...

01:02:41But...

01:02:42Okay, so how do I make...

01:02:44Uh...

01:02:45How do I...

01:02:47How do I make things big again?

01:02:49Because I...

01:02:49I have to make things big again.

01:02:51Well, after 30 days, you can't.

01:02:56This is really actually silly.

01:02:59I mean, can he actually do this?

01:03:00Yes, he can.

01:03:02It says it right here.

01:03:04Oh.

01:03:05Less.

01:03:09How bad is this?

01:03:12Okay.

01:03:17I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.

01:03:36Um...

01:03:36I...

01:03:37I...

01:03:37I got you something for Christmas.

01:03:40Oh...

01:03:40I...

01:03:41I...

01:03:41I didn't get you anything.

01:03:43Oh, that's...

01:03:44That's okay.

01:03:45I didn't want you.

01:03:48Like what Shakespeare used to write with.

01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare?

01:03:52Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.

01:03:54Bars guard.

01:03:55Well, you talk about it a lot.

01:03:57But...

01:03:59Um...

01:04:00You...

01:04:00You seem a little bit down.

01:04:02No.

01:04:02I'm...

01:04:03Just tired.

01:04:04Yeah.

01:04:05I was waiting up last night for someone...

01:04:08Someone special.

01:04:10You know, and it's just...

01:04:13You know...

01:04:14Well, Merry...

01:04:15Merry Christmas, Richard.

01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet.

01:04:17This is a very thoughtful gift, so...

01:04:24I returneth...

01:04:26To thine grind.

01:04:29Oh.

01:04:35Okay.

01:04:37Buddy?

01:04:39Thank you for moving her.

01:04:48Oh.

01:04:50Oh.

01:04:51Right.

01:04:52Okay.

01:04:54Oh.

01:04:55That's good.

01:04:57Okay.

01:05:02Oh, come on.

01:05:07Okay.

01:05:09Oh, my God.

01:05:14Oh.

01:05:15There we go.

01:05:17Guide.

01:05:19Oh.

01:05:20Oh.

01:05:21Oh.

01:05:23A classic.

01:05:25Come on.

01:05:29Volume.

01:05:32We're never turning this off.

01:05:35Okay, Sacks.

01:05:38So...

01:05:39We've got popcorn.

01:05:42But no candy.

01:05:46Oh.

01:05:48Less.

01:05:49That's just for me.

01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.

01:06:01It's a big day.

01:06:02It could be the day.

01:06:03Needs to be the day.

01:06:04Or two.

01:06:06At the most.

01:06:11Here are my thoughts.

01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to b sub j.

01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.

01:06:23Times e squared plus b squared over mu naught.

01:06:29Carl, implement his thoughts.

01:06:41Carl, implement his thoughts.

01:06:48Oh.

01:06:49Oh.

01:07:01Oh.

01:07:02Oh.

01:07:06Oh.

01:07:29Let's make history.

01:07:30Let's go.

01:08:16A great attempt in the name of science.

01:08:19Richard, Bob the Explainer.

01:08:23Nominal success.

01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.

01:08:28Same as previous attempt.

01:08:29Result, molecular disequilibrium.

01:08:33Eraser, Bob, see medic.

01:08:34Bring in Fred.

01:08:35Clean up an aisle everywhere.

01:08:38Richard?

01:08:39Waiting on analysis to proceed.

01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.

01:08:43Go again.

01:08:45No, you won't.

01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.

01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.

01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.

01:08:59No.

01:09:00No, no, no, no.

01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.

01:09:05We are making history.

01:09:06Okay?

01:09:07That corn was regular size.

01:09:10It's incredible.

01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?

01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and

01:09:19including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.

01:09:22Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?

01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.

01:09:25This is Virginia.

01:09:26Vivian.

01:09:27Vivian.

01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.

01:09:31And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.

01:09:33Okay?

01:09:33Can we just talk about this?

01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.

01:09:40I don't care about the money.

01:09:41Of course you don't.

01:09:42You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.

01:09:48I had to open the books.

01:09:49Well, it had to be perfect.

01:09:51What?

01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.

01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.

01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.

01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.

01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.

01:10:02This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.

01:10:04And do something.

01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.

01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now.

01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.

01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.

01:10:20Guam?

01:10:21Guam?

01:10:22What?

01:10:23Shut it down.

01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.

01:10:26Together.

01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.

01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!

01:10:33Dear Harry Jesus!

01:10:35I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!

01:10:4029 days.

01:10:41Not helpful.

01:10:42Not the point!

01:10:50What have I done?

01:10:59Midnight for the stars and you.

01:11:06Midnight and a rendezvous.

01:11:12Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.

01:11:22Oh, it's my phone.

01:11:25Oh, my phone!

01:11:26Oh, oh!

01:11:30Come here, come here, come here!

01:11:32What?

01:11:33What?

01:11:37What?

01:11:38What?

01:11:39What?

01:11:44What?

01:11:46No!

01:11:49No!

01:11:53No!

01:11:55Oh!

01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?

01:12:12Am I losing my mind?

01:12:19I can see me in you.

01:12:25Do you know?

01:12:27What?

01:12:28Ah!

01:12:29What is that?

01:12:30Oh, fuck.

01:12:32Oh, fuck.

01:12:38I gotta get out of here!

01:12:44Ow!

01:12:46Fuck!

01:12:52Jesus.

01:12:54Goddammit, let...

01:12:58For fuck's sake.

01:13:02Ah!

01:13:03God!

01:13:04Dang it!

01:13:05No!

01:13:06Fuck, fuck.

01:13:13Ah!

01:13:15Ah!

01:13:19Ah!

01:13:20Ah!

01:13:22Ah!

01:13:24Ah!

01:13:25Ah!

01:13:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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