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Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother π π π
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby,
00:00:40you can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What, are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you up.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was jogged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give
00:01:32me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:11Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what
00:02:40you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with?
00:03:36Wait, wait, wait. Now how old is this sister? I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby
00:03:41now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad. Is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:47All right.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please. Come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was, like, my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be
00:04:21a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:32brother?
00:04:32He's going to love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk here
00:04:59is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice? Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you going to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make
00:05:35my life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child.
00:05:49I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine, then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls,
00:06:00then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54What?
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:33No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:47Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever.
00:09:03I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:08Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:12So, who knows?
00:09:14You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:16Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:22Ah!
00:09:27Ah!
00:09:28Ah!
00:09:30Ah!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student late on your first day.
00:10:10You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:38Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Oh, please.
00:10:46Pretty please.
00:10:46Give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:21Come on.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:38A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:45Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:03That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys.
00:12:09These are toys.
00:12:10These are toys.
00:12:23Oh, oh no.
00:12:25In the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas, I gotta say, it's quite the lead.
00:12:33Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my God, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No, it has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it. That's
00:12:54all.
00:12:56I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:13:00Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm going to hang out with my new friends.
00:13:30I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:58Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:06Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:40She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew. That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw. You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:17Whoa. Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abbe Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abbe Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abbe Fail.
00:16:52Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:09Kris was right. You're the worst.
00:17:11I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Kris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please, let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:07Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys.
00:18:11She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress! It's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, Crowley won't.
00:18:50This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to see you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:57This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:03Abigail!
00:19:32Chris...
00:19:33Chris...
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late. Are you all right?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine. You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33When your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:50Okay?
00:20:58Chris.
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:13Abigail.
00:21:14Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:38Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Oh, help me.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:09Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:13It was kind of sweet.
00:23:15Stop this.
00:23:17You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:23She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:16Oh, I'll be here.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:50Oh, my God.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:24You're so odd.
00:26:30What? Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:34Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool. Don't let dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no. I meant Bella. She must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep. Total strangers. Got it.
00:27:09Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if. She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah! Ah!
00:27:53Dude, man.
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl? Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to
00:28:12school?
00:28:13Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright? Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19Alright ladies, in the pool first. Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop! Seriously!
00:28:47Oops, sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh no! I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:33Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail! Is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry girly, we'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on. What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh oh, you're too far away. I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:16What? You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see your tits.
00:30:23We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:25Let's help her out then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:35Holy shit!
00:30:36What are these? Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:57Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:45Come on!
00:31:51I'll be right back!
00:31:53That she's so annoying.
00:31:54I hope she has a lot harder than her.
00:31:54I'm not doing it.
00:31:54I'm gonna tell her.
00:31:54I'm gonna see you too.
00:31:54No, you're going to be a good boy...
00:31:55I'm gonna do something.
00:31:55Okay, I'm going to tell her...
00:31:57I'm gonna give you a big,
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:06You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers, I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me, again. No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me? Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him, I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great. Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this. Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute, she has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out!
00:34:42Get out, dude!
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:52What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:04Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail, don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Florence.
00:35:25Just watch.
00:35:26I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here? I have to change. Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out!
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am. I know I am.
00:36:16Get out!
00:36:17Wait, that's not... that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out!
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit!
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt? I mean, your tits are literally about to
00:37:12pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:20Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris. Like with me. I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body,
00:37:31flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these. Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:53Fuck!
00:38:06Fuck!
00:38:08Fuck, fuck!
00:38:09Fuck!
00:38:11Fuck!
00:38:14Fuck!
00:38:28like the movie
00:38:32you like the
00:38:52don't mind him
00:38:54have some more popcorn
00:39:15what the fuck I'm sorry man my my hand slipped why did that guy seem so
00:39:22familiar
00:39:27geez I'm a mess sorry that asshole cut our date short that's okay I still had a
00:39:33nice time
00:39:41what the hell was she even laughing about what she talks to a guy for like two
00:39:45hours and selling their fucking soulmates
00:39:49hey you got something right there did I get it no not quite
00:40:10no no no no no this is whack look my sister can date other guys but not my
00:40:15best friend I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt
00:40:26does she actually like him
00:40:37oh um thanks
00:40:44you're really cute
00:41:10why why would I think of him
00:41:12at a time like this
00:41:16I um I'm just not feeling too good so I'm gonna head home
00:41:25you're the first person to ever turn me down Abigail
00:41:28that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son
00:41:35morning and Chris make sure your calendar is clear next weekend we're gonna go visit the
00:41:39graves of Abigail's parents
00:41:42what did you say gross Chris wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died
00:41:47what do you mean aren't you her parent you said she was my sister Chris I am not
00:41:51playing these games with you today no no dad I'm being serious is Abigail my
00:41:56biological sister or not is Abigail my biological sister or not no of course not
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend he and his wife died in the line of
00:42:07duty oh I knew it god I knew it I'm not a freak
00:42:19well I don't know about that then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed
00:42:25person so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play when he's not talking
00:42:32he's really not that bad
00:42:40is she that obsessed with Oscar god as soon as I find out she's actually not my sister she falls
00:42:46head
00:42:46over heels for my best bro fucking perfect Abigail do you know the answer
00:42:54Abigail answer the question I um I I I I I choose B
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play
00:43:14Abigail I expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:18yes Miss Perlin
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does Abigail have that I don't
00:43:38Chris just wait till we get home I'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:43oh my god Evie Everett is back isn't she Chris's girlfriend
00:43:48oh Chris's girlfriend oh the one in the photo the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:54yeah their childhood sweethearts back then Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back
00:44:00every day he stuck to her like glue then two years ago Evie got into the royal ballet she's the
00:44:06youngest principal dancer ever isn't she awesome she sounds incredible
00:44:34Evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:47oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's Chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless I've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful see that's Evie the only
00:45:05girl Chris has eyes for she's everything that you're not hey guys look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till I'm sad but I still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing I think I really like you
00:45:36you you kept me up last night thinking about that kiss I'd give you my first time and let you
00:45:42show
00:45:42me please stop it give it back give it back to me Abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna lose it to
00:45:57who exactly are you playing to give it to give it back to me
00:46:04Kylie cut it out wow Abigail didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10miss goodie two shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris
00:46:15no no it's not what you think don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for Oscar or Chris
00:46:29is Abigail's love letter for me
00:46:34the letter is speak up oh my god was I right you've liked Chris all along haven't you tell
00:46:42everyone tell Oscar who's Chris to you
00:46:51I'm the one Chris is my brother
00:47:02Chris is my brother
00:47:06and and this letter is for Oscar
00:47:11really because I've already cut it bad for you Abigail
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie
00:47:31plus Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:39I want to go home I want to go home
00:47:41it's okay I'll get you home
00:47:45Abigail your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:56hey Abigail you said you wrote that love letter for me is it true
00:48:02I have a guilt you don't have to be shy I'll say it again I like you
00:48:09I just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:15I
00:48:25my brother he doesn't have an umbrella so I should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy it's storming out here why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:48the rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar he was just walking me home okay that's all that's all
00:48:55please everyone knows you guys like each other I mean didn't you write him those love poems aren't you
00:49:01obsessed with him why aren't being so difficult look let's just go inside and we can talk about it okay
00:49:06we can go inside
00:49:09if you agree to my third rule
00:49:11what
00:49:12rule number one in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof no way
00:49:19okay easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times
00:49:27rule number three no more Oscar you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:46well
00:49:52tactically not your your first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:56never mind
00:49:58Abigail
00:50:00I want you
00:50:29Chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:34no no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48Chris I
00:50:55Chris I
00:50:58I I don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:18I want you to feel me
00:51:30God he's so hard
00:51:35sorry did I do something wrong
00:51:38did I do something wrong
00:51:39no
00:51:41you're doing amazing
00:51:50now let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe
00:51:56maybe we shouldn't
00:51:57it's okay
00:51:58you can trust me
00:52:01am I really gonna lose my virginity to Chris my adopted brother
00:52:15look at me
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what I got
00:52:31Chris
00:52:32Chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36Chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:39dad I'm just uh just exercising
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:50oh
00:52:50shit what am I gonna do
00:52:52what no no no I would never dad come on you got to believe me you're my dad
00:52:56yeah I'm your dad so I know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09ah it's uh napkin napkin napkin yeah I was um I was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch I
00:53:15know I'm
00:53:16not supposed to do that uh what happened again
00:53:23dad
00:53:24I think you smell like fish from the trip I think you should you should go shower
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:28really I stink yeah I don't I don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52I mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:55shit at this point he likes you Bernie likes me
00:53:57I think he'd be really happy if we found out we were together
00:54:01Chris do you actually like me
00:54:08Chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and
00:54:14now you want to make it official so what's with the 180
00:54:16Abigail I gotta be honest up until recently I thought
00:54:22I thought you were my real sister like my blood sister
00:54:28what oh my god Chris that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly you are so silly
00:54:39all right all right okay okay I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop
00:54:45idiot
00:54:46a lovable idiot
00:54:51that's my girl
00:54:53what you looking at
00:54:55ah nothing
00:54:57listen Chris
00:54:59I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:55:02you and Abigail aren't having
00:55:05what what are you what are you talking about
00:55:07listen
00:55:08Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian I can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean what I'm not good enough for her
00:55:19oh you're not
00:55:20I mean you get into fights you you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to harvard she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us what's wrong with that what what am I not do you not think I'm good
00:55:50enough for
00:55:51you what no of course not it's just yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right you're right I'm sorry I I shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see Evie I was right we're not actually siblings I mean you've known Chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close
00:56:24it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29Abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away with it not a goddamn chance
00:56:40I guess Chris likes me more than I thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before I left for England Chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that I should
00:57:21too
00:57:21so that way every time I look at it I'll think of him he said that way everyone will know
00:57:26that he's
00:57:27gonna love me forever love love you forever I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood
00:57:34sweetheart but
00:57:35I can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:49oh Abigail you are dumber than I thought a basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear every day and that I should too
00:58:04so that way every
00:58:05time I look at it I'll think of him no no it's fine Chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke just wait till she hears the truth what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister we know exactly what's going on between
00:58:31you and Chris want to know what you are to him you're a bet a bet
00:58:44yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time Chris bet he'd make
00:58:53you fall in love with him after three months he said if it worked he would dump your ass right
00:58:58away
00:59:00oh look you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks yeah and Evie doesn't even know
00:59:06about the bet Chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:18tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:26listen listen I can explain we thought it'd be funny if I
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever
00:59:36and ever right right yeah yeah but it's okay I've heard enough I hate you Chris
00:59:47dude did you tell Abigail about our bet you know the one that I'd get into Harvard
00:59:52instead of her everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting
00:59:56to improve your grades so I told them we have a bet look I'll go apologize to Abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me he said I don't want you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all I don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry bro I got this plus Abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family that's what family is for
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole a total fucking jerk I'm in love with that jerk what am I gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault it's Chris's you don't have to apologize it's okay Abigail this will be the last
01:00:57time you cry ever damn I thought you had this big crush on me you know I still have the
01:01:07love
01:01:07letters to prove it you know I was just caught off guard
01:01:13Abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore Oscar I should be the one to
01:01:19apologize I lied to you Chris is not my real brother his father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together I'm sorry I should have told you
01:01:33so that's why Abigail so special to Chris he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be
01:01:39his
01:01:39girl wow that's a surprise so um why tell me now I'm sorry Oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:53I just I have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you didn't he you know
01:02:11I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new
01:02:17Abigail I could be your fake boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you who knows you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:28I know that's selfish but god I want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing getting all cozy with Oscar like this what do I just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you what do you want tell me who is Oscar to you
01:02:54Oscar is my crush he's the guy that I like I want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:59what about me what about us
01:03:01bro Chris you gotta calm down dude
01:03:03fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for okay so we messed around we had some fun so what messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you yeah duh Oscar can actually keep up with me do you think I would
01:03:17choose you a loser who cuts class just to pick fights tell me honestly do you actually mean that
01:03:23of course I do
01:03:26Chris
01:03:28who fennet wants us in your office right now
01:03:31Eves I was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39Chris let's go shopping later I need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute
01:03:44hair I've been dying to get
01:03:45sure yeah whatever you want I'll get it for you let's go
01:03:52why am I so sad why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone it's Chris isn't it nope I absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05I mean it I hate Chris yeah yeah sure got it um well how about a fake date with a
01:04:12fake boyfriend
01:04:14dinner's on me you don't mind if I'm using you not at all kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29might I'll for my future
01:04:30try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:44mind if we join
01:04:46you be my guest
01:05:02Oh, ah, she's actually allergic to fish, my man.
01:05:08Aw, you and your sister really are super close.
01:05:16Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:26Let go.
01:05:28What was that?
01:05:29Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:32Here, let's get you some steak.
01:05:37Say ah, open wide.
01:05:42Here you go, say ah.
01:05:45Oh, nice.
01:05:51I sure do love my steak.
01:05:53Well, let's get you another bite then.
01:05:55Say ah.
01:05:56That's enough, Chris.
01:05:58Aw, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:06:00He used to do stuff like that to me all the time.
01:06:04Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister
01:06:07keeping him happy while I was gone.
01:06:10I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time
01:06:13because of how much he used to me.
01:06:22Are you full?
01:06:24If you're done, let's go home.
01:06:26Hey man, you take Evie home, I'm gonna take my sister.
01:06:29You know what, actually,
01:06:30I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night.
01:06:34Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me
01:06:36to that nightclub, you know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:39Sure.
01:06:40Abigail, if you go to a nightclub,
01:06:42you're gonna get in big trouble.
01:06:43So, trust me, I'd know.
01:06:44Let's go home.
01:06:49Let's go home.
01:06:50No, thank you.
01:06:52I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night.
01:06:57I said, let's go home.
01:07:00Chris, you're scaring Abigail.
01:07:02Come on, Oscar, let's go.
01:07:07Well, just me at home, the night Eve's.
01:07:09Uh, wanna come over?
01:07:10Of course.
01:07:24Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come.
01:07:26Don't tell me I snuck you in here
01:07:28for you to sit there and sulk.
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now.
01:07:33Your boyfriend's right here
01:07:35and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:42Bottoms up.
01:07:43Come on.
01:07:44This is fun.
01:07:46But we, uh, we do gotta bounce soon.
01:07:48The cops show up, we're busted.
01:07:52Fuck!
01:07:53The cops are here, we gotta go!
01:07:58Run!
01:07:59Oscar!
01:08:05I'm finally Chris's passenger princess.
01:08:12I'm finally Chris's passenger princess.
01:08:13How's it taste?
01:08:14Do you wanna try?
01:08:18Fuck!
01:08:19Fuck!
01:08:20Fuck!
01:08:21Fuck!
01:08:21Fuck!
01:08:21Fuck!
01:08:21God, please, what is happening?
01:08:23Fuck!
01:08:24Fuck!
01:08:24Get out of the car.
01:08:25Why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail.
01:08:28Chris, I don't get it.
01:08:29You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:32Come on, let's have some fun.
01:08:34Oh, cut the act already.
01:08:37We both know there's nothing between us.
01:08:39And why did you try to make us look like a couple
01:08:41in front of Abigail?
01:08:42I didn't know.
01:08:43I was just trying to befriend your sister.
01:08:46She is not my sister.
01:08:51Now get out!
01:09:02And you better start clearing up these rumors about us.
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like
01:09:07anyone, but that's changed now.
01:09:08So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end.
01:09:11If I hear one more stupid rumor, I'm gonna expose the truth.
01:09:15In front of everyone!
01:09:20Fuck!
01:09:22Oscar!
01:09:23Two miners right here!
01:09:26Stop right there!
01:09:29Shit!
01:09:30I can't let my mom find out I was at a club.
01:09:32She'll freeze my cart.
01:09:34She'll confiscate my car.
01:09:38Oscar, wait!
01:09:43I'm gonna need to see some I-D, miss.
01:09:50Abigail!
01:09:58Damn, brat!
01:09:59Come on, let's go!
01:10:00Stop right here!
01:10:04And go, go, go, go!
01:10:05Go!
01:10:06Let it go!
01:10:07Let it go!
01:10:08Let it go!
01:10:10Run, run, run, go, go!
01:10:32We must have gone in here.
01:10:34Let's go.
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:25Oh, thanks.
01:11:26I'm gonna stop.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait, what?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not, it's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:19So that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:27No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you could get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:34I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:51Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do.
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:07Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you.
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:43I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:03I'm yours.
01:14:05I pick it up.
01:14:18I'm playing games.
01:14:21I'm playing games.
01:14:27Waking hard to outrun all the ones that chase
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause a craze
01:14:38Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:23Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:39She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone be mad at me, I'm the one who fell
01:15:44for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn, Dad
01:16:51You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, son
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:12Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard
01:17:28Became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day
01:17:34I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:36So, I pogors on my side because my cousin and wife
01:17:37Home.
01:17:41I lost happened to you
01:17:41than me
01:17:41I hung up
01:17:41I couldn't wait to you
01:17:42My youth
01:17:42Well, I have people
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