Geordie Shore Episode 4 continues a reality show about youth lifestyle, drama and relationships. #reality #drama #uk #series #life
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00:09This programme contains strong language from the beginning and throughout.
00:16This is me big free old. Nathan's invited everyone.
00:21Are you coming? Yes or no?
00:23I don't know if I can.
00:24The interviewer went, oh, what happened?
00:26And I says, one of the lads, I support my girlfriend not very nicely.
00:30James is going out of his way to try and make me look bad.
00:33Hello?
00:35Like, fuck am I showing him around this place?
00:37He can fucking do one.
00:40This time round, make the girls a rock face.
00:45None of us should make anyone's life in here living in fucking hell.
00:48And they started.
00:49Shut the fuck up. Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:52Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:53Who are you fucking swearing at?
00:55Right, I'm going to come.
00:56Are you?
00:57I'm going to come.
00:58Fuck it.
00:59Baron's doing it.
01:00I'm doing it.
01:03Can't wait to get in there.
01:05Just hope everyone's happy to see us.
01:06I make no apologies.
01:09I'm doing it.
01:41I'm actually nervous because I feel like some of them I haven't seen for literally seven, eight years.
01:45A lot has changed with me and a lot has changed problems with them.
01:49But I'm excited to catch up with everyone.
01:56Anyone in the girls' bedroom downstairs, please?
01:58I don't like the word meeting.
02:00It's a family meeting.
02:03Boys, Marnie, Chantelle, can we have a family meeting, please, in the garden?
02:09Oh, here we go, the fucking foghorn.
02:13Perfect.
02:14Oh, half of you is out here.
02:15This is just great.
02:16Why are we having a meeting for?
02:17Because we're here for your birthday, so I want to make sure this is perfect.
02:20Is everyone here?
02:21It's another beautiful day in paradise, but what is so special about today is the Gary Beedle is arriving and
02:28nobody knows.
02:35Right, here we go.
02:36It's been a long time since I've done this.
02:38I'm actually shitting myself, but it's time to go meet everyone.
02:46This is such a monumental moment, so I'm going to have a little bit of fun with this.
02:56It's come to my attention that I've been planning a lot of things for us.
03:00And everything I've planned so far, everyone's moaned at or whinged at and said it wasn't good enough.
03:04Yeah, sightseeing the first day, sightseeing, sightseeing, sightseeing, no one wants to do because it's boring, the meal, oh, I
03:11don't want to go to this restaurant, oh, I don't like the little fishy thing.
03:13I am living with a bunch of morons and idiots, so I can't expect them to fully appreciate everything that
03:19I am doing.
03:19I want to do dancing, I want to do a boat trip, maybe some healing, rooftop bar, I think it's
03:24something you can do.
03:25I'd love to go on a boat.
03:27Are you sure?
03:29Right, we are calling a boat.
03:30Thank God.
03:32It has to be a yacht.
03:33Got any photos of the boat we can see first?
03:35A yacht?
03:36Erm, no.
03:37It's the end of your 20s.
03:39So I want to see you on top form, we'll see everyone on top form a day, okay?
03:44Yes.
03:46Well, do you want to get ready and dress nice?
03:48Yay!
03:49Listen, listen, listen, before we go out, Dewey and Toby have to have booked something for you before we go.
03:54Me?
03:55What's your 30th?
03:56Yeah, what, are you booked for us?
03:57Yeah, right, one, two, three.
04:01Morning!
04:10I am in shock that Gary's back, but I'm more in shock that he looks exactly the same and he
04:16know his surgeon.
04:17Is it the stripper?
04:19Is it the stripper?
04:20What's happening?
04:20Are you good?
04:21Fucking hell, Gary, I didn't think I'd ever see the day where I'd see you walk through that door again.
04:27But wow, it's fucking so good to have you back.
04:30You finally grew in that beard!
04:33Gary, please.
04:34Nice to meet you.
04:35You all right?
04:35Yeah, you good?
04:36You all right?
04:36Hello.
04:38Gary, this is crazy.
04:40Are you nervous?
04:40Isn't that real?
04:42It's so nice to see Gary.
04:44It just feels so right that he's back here with us all in the Geordie family again.
04:48I can't even speak.
04:49I'm literally shaking.
04:50How long has it been since you've been here?
04:51About nine years.
04:52Nine years?
04:54Fucking hell, that's nearly the reunion.
04:55Aaron was exactly the same when he came here.
04:57It was only about six months.
04:57He was like, I can't speak, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
04:59It is so fucking good having Gaz back.
05:02He's one of the OGs, he's a cool lad, and I really get along with him.
05:05I was like, I know everyone.
05:07Like, why am I nervous?
05:08In the taxi, I was like sweating his ear off.
05:11I'm like, ah!
05:12I'm not sure how I feel about this.
05:14Like, I've seen Gaz, like, once since that time he kicked us off a boat.
05:18Can you believe it? 30 years old.
05:20I know.
05:20I bet you'll remember her once, yeah.
05:22When she walked in, what did she do?
05:23Right, so when you walked in, I was 30, right?
05:27And you walked in, you were 21 or something, and you went,
05:30Oh, my God, I watched you on TV from school.
05:33And I was like, yeah, that's my cue to leave that I'm off.
05:36And then now, now I'm nearly 40 and you're 30.
05:40I never in a million years would think
05:43that Gary would go back in this house.
05:45He's normally fucking knitting or playing golf or making scones.
05:49So him to be back, it's like, what the fuck?
05:51All right, let's have a drink.
05:54Fuck that, I'm completely gone.
05:55I don't even drink anymore, man.
05:56I know.
05:57I missed you, son.
05:59I missed you.
06:00The good old dude.
06:00I'm mad with you, son.
06:01You good?
06:01I know, yeah, good.
06:02I'm really happy to see you.
06:03I've been watching from afar.
06:04I just haven't been involved.
06:06I know.
06:06You all right?
06:07It's been a long time.
06:09We've got a lot of catching.
06:10We have.
06:10You look amazing, man.
06:11I cannot believe that Gary Beedle has made the decision to come back to the family after
06:17all of these years and I'm just excited to see what he's been doing.
06:21This is so weird.
06:22How is it weird?
06:23But it's just like, I actually said the other day, imagine Gary's face just there.
06:27The crazy thing is I've been through so much with everyone in this house and so to walk
06:31in and see everyone, I thought it'd be weird but it feels like I've never been away.
06:36To be fair, I don't really like, I'm just in my own little bubble.
06:38I just kind of like gym, paddle, running, golf, cycling, golf, do the YouTube.
06:43Like, it's got loads of different little things going on.
06:46It's funny seeing Gary nervous though.
06:48Gary's always nervous.
06:49It's funny seeing him like this uncomfortable just because obviously when our first came in,
06:53I was uncomfortable and I was just nice to see like an original.
06:56That he is shy.
06:57Yeah.
06:58But he's always been like that, you know?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Well, come on.
07:01Yeah, let's get ready.
07:03Boys, don't take forever.
07:04Get ready, please.
07:05We're ready.
07:06Cheeky cunt.
07:07Oops.
07:08Aaron, don't get lippy because your best pals here, yeah?
07:10I feel like I know you but I don't know you.
07:12Yeah, yeah.
07:12Soph has always said that I'd get on with Gary very well.
07:15I've heard what I know is a keen golfer.
07:17I'm a keen golfer myself.
07:18You stay in contact with anyone?
07:19Do you speak to?
07:20I don't know if you speak to Soph.
07:21I always say if anyone walks around that corner, I'd be like, fuck it.
07:24Oi, oi, oi.
07:25But I'm not like, a lot of the girls now stay close and close to you.
07:29Marnie, I think you've spoken to Gaz the most, really.
07:32Have I?
07:32Well, back in the day, he was messing all the time about kids, wasn't he?
07:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:36It was really nice to see him.
07:37He looks well, to be honest.
07:38It was really nice to see him.
07:39Do you think he's had surgery?
07:41Cool.
07:42He looks like that's the same.
07:42Do you know what one thing I do, what I always stare at him as well,
07:44I can't help it, his nose.
07:46He's got a very good nose.
07:47Yeah, very good nose.
07:47Very good.
07:48He's got the best tip ever.
07:50Hasn't he?
07:50Yeah, he's got a good tip.
07:52Lovely tip.
07:52They take the fall for me surgery, I'm like, ooh, nice tip.
07:55What a lovely tip you have.
07:57Yeah, that could be if someone walked in there.
08:00Yeah, that doesn't sound right.
08:01Yeah, not that sort of tip.
08:02I just think now seems like the perfect time for Gary to come back.
08:06We're all growing up.
08:07It just feels right.
08:09It's like going back to you today, isn't it, Gaz?
08:12Jesus Christ.
08:13There you go.
08:14That's yours.
08:15It's me.
08:16Well on.
08:20Being back in a single bed with all the lads.
08:22This just feels like a bit weird.
08:25Brings back memories this, doesn't it, Jesus?
08:27Mate, we used to frigging just bounce in them, didn't we?
08:29Living in the house was like, it was, when everything was all smooth
08:33and everything and no one was arguing, it was the best place in the world.
08:38When there was arguments happening on Dubai, it can be quite intense
08:42because you can't escape it.
08:46I remember being in Cancun when no one was speaking to us.
08:49I was just stuck in a house with eight people who hated us.
08:52So, it's like, it's the best place in the world,
08:55but it can't be the worst place in the world,
08:56because you are literally trapped there.
08:59Are we all ready?
09:01I said, are we all ready?
09:03Are you going to be excited now?
09:06Let's get to the boat then!
09:10Come on, birthday a bit.
09:11Oh, I might drink a wine when you're in your car.
09:13Are you going there, then?
09:14Chantelle, get in here.
09:15Yeah, there we go, sorted.
09:15Summer's out, love, love, love.
09:19Summer's out, love, love.
09:23Summer's out, love, love.
09:31I'm not pumping now.
09:33Oh, my God, look at me!
09:35Oh, Nathan, this is exactly what I wanted.
09:38You did too.
09:38I am having the best time. There's drinks on arrival,
09:42Prosecco, there's also, like, a little cheese board.
09:45Fuck, I don't know, I feel like Victoria Beckham.
09:52Wow!
09:54Yeah, Stifon!
09:58Are we all aboard? Yeah.
09:59I feel like Nathan is pulling this trip out of the bag,
10:02and I cannot complain. Boat party bitches.
10:05Right, guys, do you want to cheer us then?
10:06No, no, no.
10:11Right, firstly, it's nice to be back.
10:13Chloe, I can't believe you're 30, so happy birthday.
10:15And, yeah, let's set sail and have some fucking brief.
10:18Yay!
10:27Not gonna lie, I'm having a great time on this boat trip,
10:30and it's really taken my mind off missing my boyfriend, Jack.
10:37I think, coming back, I didn't know if people would have actually changed,
10:40but, like, looking at Jay, who is now vegan and so into his food and he's still training,
10:45and you've got Marnie, who's pregnant, sitting there.
10:47Holly's like, yeah, I'm only having a few drinks.
10:50Sophie's still dancing and stuff, enjoying herself, but she's still just normal.
10:53Well, even Chloe, as daft as she is, I feel like she's even grown up, so it honestly is nice
10:59to see.
11:03The wind on this pool party is fucking awful.
11:06I'm sure mine and Kelly's hair transplants have just flew back to Turkey.
11:12We're back.
11:12I know, mate, I know, cheers.
11:14I'm fucking glad you're coming, like, cos when you left, I'd done the next series,
11:18and I left when you left cos I just thought I walked in with you, and it just wasn't right.
11:21And then I was thinking, ah, it doesn't feel the same.
11:24To be fair, I wouldn't have came back if you weren't here.
11:26Aaron was obviously a massive part of me coming back.
11:29I remember walking Aaron into the Geordie Show house for the first time.
11:32We've been mates before Geordie Show.
11:34I wanted him to have a good time as well.
11:36I think he also needs this.
11:37He's been going through a bit of shit.
11:38I'm here for him, and he's here for me.
11:41I'm just understanding where I fit in.
11:43I've always said I'll come back, but I'm not going to act or be different to how I am at
11:47home.
11:48Yeah, of course.
11:48Obviously, it's completely different.
11:50I can tell it's different.
11:51Well, I better be there.
11:52I can see little whispers about James coming back.
11:54What is going on with James?
11:59From the last one in Thailand, like, Ricky, James, and Jay, there's a massive vendetta.
12:02Then James has done an interview saying, oh, Ricky, he's always had a problem with talking to birds like shit.
12:07So then someone's went to Ricky's mom.
12:09Look at this interview about your son.
12:11So that's when Ricky's gunning, fucking gunning for James.
12:15It's going to go fucking off.
12:17What do you think Kyle will do?
12:18Do you think Kyle will just jump to the film James?
12:20I had to separate Kyle and Ricky during the night.
12:22I was like, what the fuck?
12:23And I was going to each other.
12:24I was like, what are you doing?
12:25It's going to go off.
12:27It's going to go off, but it won't affect you.
12:29See, this is the part that I didn't want to come back to.
12:32I'm a bit good because I wanted to stay like this for as long as possible because this is happy
12:35and it's nice.
12:37I don't really want to be here when everything starts kicking off.
12:42Well, this is nice.
12:44Just catching up.
12:45Can I stand here?
12:46Well, this is lovely, isn't it?
12:48It's weird, isn't it?
12:49I mean, the last time you were on a boat, he sent you home.
12:53It's just a bit awkward that I'm standing catching up with Kyle on a boat when I sent him packing
12:58in Greece on a boat.
13:00Holly, the boat is off again.
13:02Doesn't this look familiar?
13:04In all the years of Geordie Shore, the biggest event to rock the family was my breakup with Kyle when
13:10we were island hopping around Greece.
13:16And the way it all came to a head when we were out in a nightclub.
13:22In front of my face!
13:26And when we left the club, Aaron kicked off in the car with Kyle.
13:30Yeah, I mean, Holly, okay.
13:31Every fucking night.
13:32And it all ended with one of the biggest fucking fights the family had ever seen.
13:38Something had to be done, and it was Gary that came up with the solution that left me devastated.
13:43This is weird.
13:49One year's gonna have to go.
13:51I'll make it easier for you.
13:53I'll go.
13:54I'm gonna go.
14:07It is crazy to think that something that was so big back then is now just a distant memory.
14:12And I'm just hoping that what's in the past is gonna stay in the past.
14:16Can I ask you a question?
14:17Why now have you decided to come back?
14:18Why now?
14:19Of all the times, like, now?
14:20Yeah.
14:20Because Aaron's back.
14:21So if Aaron wasn't here, you wouldn't have come back?
14:23No.
14:24So I mean nothing to you then?
14:25No.
14:26That just solidifies everything I ever thought about our friendship.
14:30Gary can say that he's come back for Aaron all he wants, but when he did leave George Sean, he
14:34unfollowed every single person, but he never unfollowed me.
14:37So I think Gary just likes to pretend that he doesn't like me.
14:41Yeah, I'm just getting filled in.
14:42But obviously the...
14:44Sorry.
14:44What's it called?
14:45The cat out the bag.
14:46Before the cat's out the bag, where is he?
14:47He's in the bag.
14:48Like, obviously the cat in the bag is James and all this going on, but when he let the cat
14:52out the bag, so I'm like, what is it before you let the cat out the bag?
14:54Aye.
14:55Cat's in the bag.
14:57So the cat filled me in.
14:58Phil is in.
14:59I don't have a fucking clue what he's talking about.
15:01Put the cat in the bag.
15:01Are you talking about what's the crack, basically?
15:03What's the crack, yeah, the cat in the bag.
15:06What the fuck is he talking about?
15:09I think it's got so blown out of proportion that it needs to get brought back down to actually what
15:13happened.
15:14If it all gets irate and everyone's kicking up, I think you need to stay calm to get James away
15:19and wait until it calms down.
15:21You need to be that person for James where we can be that person for Jay and Ricky.
15:26So we can be like, whoa, whoa, boys, calm down.
15:28Let's just wait and have a chat.
15:29And you can be like, James, come and wait.
15:30Gary, you've been here for five minutes.
15:33Why have you picked a side?
15:35Look, it's Chloe's birthday.
15:36We're on a boat.
15:37We're going on this nice little boat.
15:38That's the thing that's value.
15:39You don't want to ruin Chloe's birthday.
15:39Can't be able to talk about James anymore.
15:41Let's go.
15:45I have to stay here by myself.
15:49So they're on Ricky's side as well.
15:51Yeah.
15:52I'm a bit worried when it doesn't go.
15:54I am worried now.
15:55I'm really worried.
15:56It is good that Gary is back and that he's with everyone.
16:01He should be here.
16:03But me and Gaz have always been on different sides.
16:07I'm a bit unsure if he's ever actually like this.
16:10Do you know what it is?
16:11When I thought, when Gaz came back there and I thought to myself,
16:14all right, well, he's going to be nuclear.
16:16Well, Aaron's nuclear like that.
16:17And then they've just said that in that chat.
16:18Like they'd have Jay and Ricky's back.
16:21I don't think they can have his back.
16:23I think it's more of a case they've got to put him away.
16:25Me and Kyle's a bit of a weird one.
16:26Like when Kyle first came into the house, we got on.
16:29But I think it just took him a very long time to find his feet.
16:32So I never really got close to it.
16:35I don't think a lot of the lads did back then.
16:37But it's nice to see him kind of 10 years later.
16:40I feel like now he has found his feet.
16:42I feel more alone now.
16:43And the only person I've got in here is you.
16:45I don't care.
16:45I'd rather have that.
16:46I'd rather have my real friends I actually talk to inside and outside this house.
16:49I know.
16:49Thanks.
16:49I'm not fucking fake.
16:50I never will be.
16:52Gary, he's still the same, isn't he?
16:54He is.
16:55As much as people say he's not, he is.
16:57I mean, he's not going to go out and bang like 50 birds, is he?
16:59But he's, it's, the way you talk to him, it's still all about gas.
17:12It's a nice naughty little neck, don't you?
17:15Matthew's love.
17:17Oh, this is the life.
17:19This is the life.
17:23I'm really enjoying myself, you know.
17:24It's all glad I won't be if you're 30.
17:26I know, I know.
17:26You've grown so much, though, Chloe.
17:28I know, I have.
17:28You know, it's me and you never used to get along about the day.
17:31How close we are now, though.
17:33Yeah, we are, we are.
17:34Last time in Thailand, me and Ricky didn't really say aye, aye.
17:37We've never really been close.
17:38But now that I've actually, like, started spending a little bit more time with him,
17:41he's actually a really nice lad, and I feel like he's really misunderstood.
17:45It inspired me to stop buying houses as well, so...
17:48Oh, fuck what the hell?
17:48I'm an entrepreneur now.
17:50No, you are, though.
17:50And, Joyce, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
17:52Appreciate it.
17:53I really appreciate it.
17:53Honestly, I'm having Aaron back here, Gary back here.
17:55I feel so, like, I feel like it's starting to come together.
17:58Do you know what I mean?
17:59And it just feels so good.
18:00I know it's Chloe's birthday, but I've got something really fucking important
18:03that I need to bring up to her that I haven't told anyone else about.
18:07James has been very, very, very true-faced with Nathan.
18:11Nathan?
18:12With Nathan, he's been very jealous of him.
18:14Nathan and James have always been close, so what do you mean jealous?
18:17I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm taking them to buy it.
18:19So he always used to whinge and complain and moan about how much work Nathan was getting.
18:23Don't understand.
18:24Like, what was he actually saying?
18:25Just about the shoulders and, you know, he's getting this, he's getting that,
18:28why he's getting this.
18:29So he was jealous of him every single moment.
18:32Nathan is a massive, like, personality.
18:34That's right, we all know that.
18:36You all get to more shows and we all literally encourage each other.
18:39I'm just, I'm so taken back and I'm a bit hurt.
18:41We all don't work that way, though.
18:42But that's how the person is.
18:43He puts on this persona and this character of, I'm everyone's friend, I'm the Mr. Nice Guy.
18:48Fucking hell, I've got right caught up in this.
18:50I hate awkward situations like this and, to be honest, I wish Ricky never told us.
18:55I am a little bit shocked because I didn't think James was like that.
18:58But my main priority is telling Nathan, I don't know whether he's going to be arsed.
19:01He might not even care.
19:03But my main priority is telling him what God said.
19:05It's quite annoying and upsetting for me because I'm going to have to say something to Nathan
19:09because Nathan loves James.
19:11And I'm just, I don't know how he's going to take it, to be honest.
19:13Because if I personally found it out about my friends saying they don't want us to do good,
19:17how are we, getting all the work, I'll be devastated, if I'm honest.
19:19Now that all of this is going on and Ricky's told us all this information,
19:23I just feel like it's getting worse and worse and worse.
19:25And I'm getting further away from thinking I'm going to have this good 30th birthday.
19:29I want to be, I want to be more than summer pastime.
19:35Let's go!
19:37You're going to be done to walk away from me.
19:40So let us fall down when the fall comes down.
19:47Come on!
19:49Let's get drunk as a skunk!
19:52Come on, I might go to bed with you for now.
19:55Shall we go on the garden?
19:57Fucking hell, after seeing Gary on the boat
20:00and him telling us that if things get too heated,
20:02he's going to take Ricky to one side,
20:04I have to get James on the phone.
20:11Hello.
20:12Hello.
20:15What's going on?
20:21Hello, mate. How are you doing? You all right?
20:24I'm good, you? What's happening?
20:25Yeah, yeah, good, mate.
20:27Erm, well...
20:28Missing him?
20:29I am missing you, like.
20:30But you never guess who turned up today.
20:32Fucking Gaz is back in the house.
20:36I swear down, aye, you've just turned up.
20:38I haven't seen Gaz in about ten years.
20:40Aye.
20:41It'll be like sitting in old school, mate.
20:43Yeah, exactly.
20:44That's what it's like in your school reunion, isn't it?
20:46Just for all the naughtiest kids.
20:48So, I know, obviously, you're friends with James,
20:51but for the past two, three years,
20:54he's been whinging and moaning how much work you've been getting.
20:57OK.
20:57Well, I don't think that is right for me.
20:59OK.
21:00Well, I think, as a friend,
21:01you should always want your friends to do well.
21:04Mm-hm.
21:04And he's vented a lot.
21:06Obviously, I don't know how you're going to feel about it,
21:08but if I was you, I'd be like,
21:10well, it's all right, I'm getting loads of work.
21:12Well, yeah, obviously, I get that.
21:13Like, and I get, like...
21:17I can't tell if this is genuine
21:19or if it's a reach to get me on side
21:21because I know he's got beef from James.
21:23Because why have you waited till now to tell me?
21:26I mean, I got into it with Ricky the other night
21:28about everything that's going on at home
21:29and it got pretty heated,
21:31got to the point where we had to get pulled apart from each other.
21:34Still talking about us and going on about us,
21:36even though I'm not there.
21:37All the time.
21:38There's a guy who has no else to talk about.
21:40I know.
21:41There's something underlying here
21:42because I haven't done anything wrong.
21:45Mate, you've been killing it over the past few years.
21:48Yeah.
21:48You've been smashing it.
21:50You'd want to support them.
21:51He's not being that about you.
21:52What was sad?
21:53Dissing you in terms of,
21:54why is he getting so much work?
21:56Why is he getting so much work?
21:57Mate, it's something...
21:58I'm not that popular about someone being jealous of me
22:00because at the end of the day, like,
22:01there is no one, like, not being a narcissist,
22:03but there is no one like me,
22:05so no one can do what I can do.
22:06Yeah, yeah.
22:07If I didn't know me,
22:09I would be jealous of me,
22:11and I am me.
22:12I think you need to come over.
22:14I really do.
22:15Well, do you know what?
22:16Fuck it.
22:16I'm going to book some flights.
22:17Yes.
22:18Thank God for that.
22:19I'm going to come out tomorrow.
22:20Perfect.
22:21Yes, it's Chloe's birthday.
22:23I think we've got, like, a black tie event as well,
22:25which would be good if you turn up for that.
22:28Yeah, all suited and booted.
22:29Do you know what?
22:33I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
22:35I can't wait to see you too, mate.
22:36I can't wait to see both of yous.
22:38Love yous.
22:39See yous later.
22:40Bye.
22:45The only thing I don't like is, obviously,
22:47that you and James are, like, at heads.
22:49But I just, like, I don't like how, like,
22:51other people get involved.
22:53I do, I'm not talking about...
22:54I'm only venting what he said to us.
22:56I just want you to be trapped with respect
22:58when it comes to friendships.
22:59But I would rather you know
23:00than just finding out of him on the day.
23:02It's a shame.
23:03You trust us someone that you can't trust.
23:05Yeah.
23:05OK.
23:06So, you take it as anyway.
23:08I'm going to love you and leave.
23:08Thank you, guys.
23:09OK?
23:10Do you want me just to give you a minute?
23:12I don't mind.
23:15Love you, Nathan.
23:16Love you, bye.
23:18I think Chloe and Ricky thought this conversation
23:20was going to go a different type of way,
23:22but someone being jealous of me,
23:23that is no new news.
23:27Oh.
23:33Nathan, how's it going, mate?
23:35Just wanted to drop you a quick message.
23:38I've just spoke to Kyle,
23:39and I've decided that me and Leah
23:41were going to come out tomorrow.
23:43It's Chloe's birthday.
23:44We wouldn't miss it for the world.
23:46And we know there's so much shit happening
23:48that we need to come and sort out.
23:50So I can't wait to see us,
23:52and I'll see you tomorrow.
23:54Well, I'm not going to get one wink of fucking sleep now.
24:14Last night, Ricky dropped some weird shit on me,
24:17saying that James is jealous of me.
24:18To be honest, if James is jealous of me,
24:21that's the last thing on my mind right now.
24:22I want to get this place looking amazing
24:25for Chloe's birthday.
24:26I had really bad dreams.
24:28So did I have.
24:29I had dreams I had sex with someone.
24:32And it wasn't Jordan.
24:36Morning, mate.
24:38Morning.
24:38How are you?
24:39Back's killing us.
24:41I'll tell you what,
24:42this back's causing you some issues,
24:43mind, isn't it?
24:44Yes, it's down my leg.
24:45My back is getting no better,
24:47and it's really, really annoying us,
24:49especially because we've came out here
24:51for Chloe's 30th.
24:52I don't want to miss out,
24:53so I've booked myself some physio.
24:54I'll see you when I get back.
24:56All right.
24:57Well, mate, I'll see you soon.
24:58Drop it.
25:04Morning, Gary Veedle.
25:05All right.
25:05It's nice to see you still here
25:07and you haven't gone off on left us yet.
25:09Tomorrow.
25:10Morning.
25:11Morning.
25:13That's not cooked.
25:14I told you.
25:15Take it, then.
25:16I do with salmonelli.
25:17Guys, can you remember the mess we used to make
25:18when we used to do breakfast and stuff together?
25:21You fear the fact that we're all here
25:22having avocado and boiled eggs
25:23and spinach and rice?
25:24We came a long way.
25:27What would you like to do whilst you're here?
25:28Go to a club.
25:30No, I don't want to go anywhere near a nightclub.
25:32Who's supposed to go off?
25:33I'd love to take the lads golfing.
25:34That's what he said on the book.
25:36I never thought I'd see the day
25:37that Gary Veedle swaps nightclubs for golf clubs.
25:41He needs to remember it's Geordie Shore, not Geordie Bar.
25:45I'd love a high.
25:46Love a high.
25:47Love a wall.
25:48What about a skydive, Holly?
25:49I can't do that now, Gary.
25:51We've got children.
25:52Remember that time I was too fat to skydive
25:54and you made me run around the airport?
25:56To be fair, you might have just wanted to be strapped
25:58to another man.
25:58Yeah, yeah.
25:59Oh, well, I mean, come on.
26:00Did you see that man?
26:01Can you actually remember that?
26:03Oh, God, shut up.
26:05Nathan didn't tell me he was gay
26:06for about the first two months he was in here.
26:08Could you tell?
26:09No, it was locking up that ass.
26:10He's in the club's going to me.
26:11He's like, I saw which bird's getting hit later.
26:15I think I kept it well hidden.
26:17When I first came on Geordie's show,
26:19I didn't think the likes of Gary, Aaron,
26:21or Scott would accept me because they're like alpha males.
26:24But when I finally did come out and Gary told me
26:26he loves me no matter what
26:27and I'm always going to be one of the boys,
26:29I'll never forget that.
26:30So today is a very, very big, big, big day.
26:35Oh, God.
26:36We're going to have Chloe's big 30th birthday party in the villa.
26:39Woo!
26:41We're going to decorate the place really nice,
26:42but I need you's out of the way.
26:44So Marnie and Chloe, you're going to a nice hotel
26:46where you're going to spend the day getting pampered.
26:49Getting ready to get that.
26:50It's a nice surprise when you come back.
26:53Since being in Lisbon,
26:54I haven't been able to get involved
26:55as much as I would have liked to.
26:57So this is just perfect to spend some quality time with Chloe
27:00and be trapped like a princess.
27:02So myself, Jordan, Sophie, Chantel and Abby,
27:05we're going to decorate the villa.
27:06Is that all right?
27:07Yes.
27:08Today is going to be a fucking lot.
27:11I'm going to entertain the whole house
27:13whilst decorating the house,
27:15then throw and call your birthday party
27:17all whilst being on fucking holiday.
27:21Yay!
27:22And anyone else who isn't operating on Nathan's demands...
27:27LAUGHTER
27:28I've got a fitness boot camp sorted,
27:30so if you want to come and join that, feel free.
27:32I'll come. It looks like I've been missed out on this,
27:35so I'll come with you.
27:36Yeah.
27:36Back in the day, this would have been my worst nightmare,
27:39but somehow I ended up in the fitness industry
27:42and a day at boot camp with the boys
27:43actually sounds like a brilliant idea.
27:45So this might be good news,
27:47it might be bad news for some,
27:48but James and Leah are on their way
27:50and they will be coming to the party tonight as well,
27:52so just thought I'd let you know,
27:54he did message me last night and told me, so...
27:57Fight night!
27:58Fight night!
27:59This is not going to be a party.
28:01As soon as Ricky gets back,
28:03I need to let him know that James is coming
28:04because obviously they've got things to sort out.
28:07Right, let's party, bitches!
28:15Bye!
28:17Bye, everyone!
28:18Are you going now?
28:19Yeah.
28:20This house better be tip-top when we get back.
28:22Excuse me, it's not your birthday.
28:24Ready? It's a party!
28:25I've expected big things from you, Mason.
28:28I love Latofius.
28:29Make sure you look gorgeous.
28:30Don't come back into that texture.
28:32Don't come back into that...
28:35Get out!
28:36Don't come back to that texture.
28:37I love you!
28:38Have a nice time!
28:39Bye, Gia!
28:40Right, she's gone!
28:44Do you know what I'm doing?
28:56How are you feeling?
28:57How was that?
28:59Painful.
29:00Was it?
29:01I had two physiosums.
29:03Two?
29:04They really hurt.
29:05They want me to go back tomorrow.
29:06So what I've got is sciatica
29:07and it's a pain in my ass
29:09and it goes all the way down my leg
29:11and it is so, so fucking painful.
29:13You'll not be coming out this afternoon by going to the...
29:16We're going to the fitness boot camp.
29:18Are you really?
29:19I mean, you can come and watch if you want, like.
29:21No, I'm good. I'll chill you.
29:23On other news, confirmed James has come back tonight.
29:27Yeah. Makes sense, though, doesn't it?
29:29Back at some... He's here for the party tonight, definitely.
29:32Looking forward to seeing him.
29:34So that little toad is going to turn up tonight. Bring it on.
29:37He's obviously coming in. You need to speak to him.
29:40I want to speak to him in the end, see how it goes, you know.
29:43Do I think it's going to go well? Probably not, but...
29:47You look like struggle from head to toe
29:51I should be walking away right now
29:54I want to get me hair done.
29:56You've got your face masked up, might even get me lashes done.
29:59We need to just relax.
30:00Clear our heads. Yes, of course.
30:02You need to go into this party tonight, like, so zen.
30:06Refreshed, recharged and reformed.
30:08My hair.
30:09I'm so pleased that Nathan chose us to go to the hotel with Chloe for our birthday.
30:14She means the absolute world to us, and now we can celebrate in style.
30:17Everyone's going to look so good as well in black tie.
30:20What do you mean, black tie?
30:21It's black tie tonight.
30:23Is it?
30:24I'm wearing white.
30:26No-one taught us it with black tie.
30:27Does black tie mean that, like, we've got to wear black?
30:30Are you sure why that's...
30:30Like gowns?
30:32You've got a gown?
30:32No, no-one taught us to bring a gown.
30:34I've got fucking...
30:34I've got a flag.
30:35I bet you want to be like me.
30:37I bet you want to be like me.
30:39Oh, very pop.
30:44I bet you want to be like me.
30:47I bet you want to be like me.
30:48I bet you want to be like me.
30:48Oh, look at the little flowers!
30:51Happy birthday, Chloe.
30:53Best wishes.
30:53Oh, how nice is that?
30:55Oh, that's so cute!
30:58I might open the Prosecco now.
31:00Yeah, do it.
31:01It's actually champagne.
31:02Is it?
31:03Frickin' hell!
31:04This is such a...
31:05Woo!
31:06I mean, you can't have one, but you can always watch me, love.
31:10It's my best day!
31:12So, we're going to pamper, get ready, get heads on, but should we have some lunch first?
31:16Yeah.
31:16Are we starving?
31:17Let's align the stomach when you put it on ice.
31:20Lovely bloody day.
31:21Can you feel it getting hot?
31:23Getting hot?
31:25Getting hot?
31:26I don't want this to end.
31:29Back in the day, the lads would do their own thing and the girls would be off doing something
31:33else, but it's actually nice now that we can all come together as friends, probably because
31:38we're not all shagging each other.
32:04All right, Nick, calm down.
32:08How are you feeling about the night with James coming in?
32:12I feel like it's a good thing because they need to talk about it.
32:14I mean, it has to happen because everyone's formed opinions on it now.
32:18Everyone gets involved.
32:19There is so much James has got that he wants to say to Ricky and what Ricky wants to say
32:23to James and it's going to get heated.
32:25It's going to get bad.
32:26Me and you don't need to fall out.
32:27No, no, no.
32:28I mean, I was thinking that myself.
32:30I think it's got very schoolyardy.
32:32It's very this side, that side.
32:33And I don't want it to be like that because it's neat of me.
32:35I've always looked up to you.
32:36I've always respected you.
32:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:37And I've always said that.
32:38I was like, you know what?
32:39I've never had an issue with Kyle and I don't want to get to a point where it comes to
32:43blows.
32:43Yeah.
32:44Do you know what I mean?
32:45Then me and you are, it just doesn't need to get to that.
32:47Because I would never want to fall out with you, mate.
32:49You know, honestly, I wouldn't.
32:51If we lost our friendship, I'd be fucking wounded.
32:54Well, we're on the same boat with that one.
32:55Aye.
32:56Definitely on the same boat with that.
32:57Yeah.
32:58It's blast this, Saus.
32:59Aye.
32:59I hope you struggle with these like I did.
33:03I enjoyed that to be fair, I haven't done much exercise since I've been here.
33:06I think everyone's banging their fitness anyway.
33:08Yeah.
33:09We've all got there in the end.
33:10The Holly I knew, like when I first met her, she would go and get a block of cheese, microwave
33:16it, and that was her dinner.
33:17That is the same Holly who's here now doing a circuit.
33:21It is so weird, but also really normal to have you both here.
33:27Like it feels so natural.
33:29What we all grew up and went through, especially with the show, and then that 10 years was mental.
33:34Yeah.
33:35We've all grew up together.
33:36We've all had kids.
33:37We've all...
33:37No one else understands that.
33:40It's been 15 years nearly.
33:42Yes, there's still some drama, but thankfully it's not involving any of us right now.
33:47And James and Leah are on the way, and that's probably going to go tits up.
33:50Do you know what I am excited to meet Leah?
33:52I haven't met her.
33:52Honestly, she is such a nice...
33:55She's literally...
33:56It's not who you would have thought that James would get with.
33:59In a nutshell, it would be nice for them to walk in and say, listen, let's go and have a...
34:02Let's go and sit down.
34:03Yeah.
34:03And find out the differences.
34:05In an ideal world...
34:07Yes, but this is never ideal, is it?
34:09This is never an ideal world.
34:18There is so much work to do.
34:21We need to decorate.
34:22We need to organise.
34:23We need to get ready.
34:25We need to make sure this place looks amazing.
34:28Queen, boss, queen, boss.
34:31Two people take that.
34:32Wait, Ricky's got a bad background.
34:34Where is this going?
34:35I'll be popping them over there.
34:36Do you want to take that straight in the garden, guys?
34:38Obrigado, obrigado.
34:40Where do you want the cocktail tables?
34:42Outside.
34:48I'd like to stay there for a second.
34:50We need more people!
34:53Fucking hell.
34:55Faster, guys.
35:00I've missed you.
35:02Love a foot massage, you know me.
35:04For someone that's in absolute agony.
35:07Give me the best massage that you've ever given me before.
35:12That's nice.
35:13Oh, we got there for a bit.
35:14No, that wasn't long enough.
35:16Bring them down.
35:17Put them over here.
35:22Look how pretty it is.
35:23Hello.
35:28Oh, my darling.
35:30Oh, my God.
35:31This is so romantic.
35:33Are we on a date?
35:34Wow, this is so nice, isn't it?
35:37I love it.
35:38Look how beautiful.
35:39Wow.
35:40This is the first time I've really, truly seen Lisbon.
35:42Like, is this how beautiful it is?
35:44I know, I can't get over it.
35:45Wow, Molly, that looks beautiful.
35:47Honestly, stunning.
35:48But, like, I need to ask you, right?
35:50Turning 30, because I'm scared.
35:51I'm panicking about, like, I want kids, I want a family.
35:54Like, I have lived my life now.
35:56Is it good turning 30?
35:57I feel like it's just the best years of your life.
36:00Is it?
36:00In what way?
36:01There's no insecurities.
36:03You know what you want out of life.
36:04You just, you probably become a woman.
36:06Yeah.
36:07And does something just switch?
36:08Really?
36:09I think so, yeah.
36:10Or drinks?
36:13Lovely.
36:14It's mad how you're in the coffee and I'm in the wine.
36:16I feel like all Chloe's anxiety just comes from turning 30.
36:20I know she wants kids, but I know she's not ready for them.
36:23She needs to just focus on what she truly wants
36:25instead of caring about what other people think.
36:2830s, it's just a number.
36:29Age is just a number.
36:31Are you excited for tonight, though?
36:32Yeah, I'm buzzing.
36:33I feel like Nathan's done a really good job.
36:34He has.
36:35I hope he's got us a cake.
36:36Cake?
36:36You need to put out some candles.
36:38Yeah, I do.
36:38I hope it's a stripper.
36:40Would you want one?
36:41Yeah, no, like, just because it's funny, innit?
36:42Like, if it's a girl, I don't mind.
36:44I just want someone to fling us around a bit.
36:46Not wrong with that.
36:46I can't touch, love.
36:48It's been so nice to watch you grow up.
36:52I feel like you've become such a successful, amazing woman.
36:56Shall we have a little cuddle on that note?
36:57Yeah, I'm not a cuddle, but I'll give you a cuddle.
36:59I don't remember, can't we have a big belly?
37:00Happy birthday.
37:01Oh!
37:03I'm not a cuddle, but I love you as well.
37:05Thank you for this lovely thing.
37:06This is, like, what, 12 years of friendship?
37:0912 years of friendship.
37:10Now, fucking hell.
37:10How crazy.
37:11How are we then?
37:11We'll go and get ready then for a 10 now.
37:17Hello, everyone.
37:18We're back.
37:37This is a big villa party for Chloe's 30th, and we are making such an effort with the outfits,
37:42with the hair, with the villa.
37:45So hopefully when she comes back, she is going to be very, very happy.
37:52I've just come to check to make sure it's all looking great.
37:55I'm the event organiser.
37:57Yeah, sorry, I'm a bit underdressed.
38:00What have we got?
38:02Well, this looks great.
38:03Obrigado.
38:04Obrigado.
38:06Thank you very much.
38:07Tonight is the pinnacle moment.
38:09This holiday all centres around this party.
38:12I just hope Chloe remembers this for the rest of her life.
38:15When you see me, I will look more.
38:16Oh, they're nice as well, the flowers.
38:20Great job.
38:21Stunning.
38:22Chef's kiss.
38:25Woo!
38:28Party time!
38:30We're ready.
38:31Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:33Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:35Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:37Go and tell them that it's all night.
38:39I'll tell you one thing.
38:40This is the life, Marnie.
38:43I'm really excited for you tonight.
38:45Same, I am.
38:46I think you're going to have a good night.
38:48I think they would have went all out for you.
38:50I do.
38:51Listen, you know Nathan can bring the fucking party, so...
38:54Yeah.
38:55Come and tell them that it's all night.
38:57Bounce with it, bounce with it.
38:59Rock with it, rock with it.
39:00Feeling it, feeling it.
39:02What do you see in the decoration then?
39:03Yeah!
39:04I think we've done well.
39:06It doesn't really look that much different if I'm willing to.
39:08There's always one negative person, isn't there?
39:10I'm not being negative, but chugging a few balloons in a pool
39:14does not make you party planner of the year,
39:16but I'm sure we'll all still have a great night.
39:18Nathan, you look fabulous.
39:20You do look nice.
39:22I like your hand.
39:22You do look amazing, Nathan, but it is about Chloe, remember?
39:25Yeah.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Just...
39:27That's fine.
39:29It's not my birthday.
39:30It's not my birthday.
39:32It's not my birthday.
39:33It's not my birthday.
39:34A little bit.
39:35A little bit.
39:36Guys, you can laugh all you want, but I look fucking better than all of you,
39:39so it doesn't matter.
39:40Shall we make our way in the bar and get a drink?
39:42Yay!
39:47I'm actually excited for the night.
39:49It's not often that we all get dressed up.
39:51It's actually amazing to be here and see Chloe hitting 30.
39:54Thanks for coming.
39:55Thanks for coming to Chloe's party.
39:57Thanks for coming to Chloe's party.
39:58Thanks for coming.
39:59But where is Chloe?
40:00It's run away.
40:03Well, them pink lights always lit up in her.
40:05And also, them pink lights always lit up in her.
40:07Or is that with them contours?
40:09Have they done that for you?
40:10I don't know.
40:12You're the exotic.
40:14Oh, thank you.
40:14The flamenco dancer.
40:17How are you doing, Ed?
40:18Yeah.
40:18Yeah, it sounds sweet.
40:19You?
40:20Good.
40:21It's going to be okay.
40:30Oh, my God.
40:30This looks so nice.
40:32This is better than what I expected.
40:34I'm not going to lie.
40:35Hello?
40:37Happy birthday!
40:40Oh, my God.
40:41Oh, my God.
40:47I can't believe how much effort that Nathan has actually put into me 30th birthday.
40:52Like, I am actually really overwhelmed and I wouldn't want to spend it with anyone else.
40:56Oh, my God!
40:58This is so good!
41:00I am so excited for tonight.
41:02I feel like it's going to be an amazing party.
41:04Everyone's together.
41:05And I feel like we might actually get a little bit tipsy.
41:07I thought it would be nice to give Chloe a little speech, because it is your 30th.
41:11So I just want to raise a glass to my best friend and my sister.
41:17I am so glad that we started...
41:19Don't start crying, because I'll start crying.
41:21Don't.
41:2211 years ago, we never knew each other.
41:24And then we walked into this dysfunctional, crazy family and became the bestest friends.
41:30And since then, I've seen you through the highest, the lowest of lows.
41:33But no matter what, we've always had each other's backs.
41:35And I'm so glad that all of you have came here to celebrate her birthday.
41:40We can celebrate in style.
41:42But tonight, we honour you, Chloe, because you are the glue of the family.
41:47We all love you.
41:47You are all of our little sister.
41:49You are a princess.
41:51Tonight, we're going to have such a good party for Chloe's 30th.
41:55But James is about to arrive.
41:58And although I cannot wait to see him, I don't know if I'm ready for probably what lies ahead tonight.
42:05So everyone, raise a glass to Miss Chloe Ferry.
42:11DJ, play the fucking music!
42:19Here we go!
42:21Oh, shit!
42:23Touch him, Chloe!
42:29We're finally here.
42:31There's no way that I'm going to let Ricky turn the Geordies against us.
42:34Hello!
42:38Welcome back.
42:38Hello.
42:40You have the vent hour against me for two years.
42:44Hang on.
42:45Nathan, I fucking love you to bits.
42:46I know that, which is why I'm, like, torn at where I am.
42:49This would never have started if you didn't do that interview.
42:51But it was fact.
42:52No, it's not, though.
42:53You weren't nasty to her.
42:55Oh, come on.
42:55You haven't got a trap record.
42:56You digged me all the way through.
42:58Off the back of what you did to me.
43:00This is what you said.
43:00And the way you called me a wax melt and everything else, you're both named called.
43:03Great 30th birthday!
43:04Shake!
43:17Let's go!
43:18Let's go!
43:28Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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