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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026 S
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34Out for the most!
00:35WOOOOO!
00:36OOOOOO!
00:42DAD PRESIDENT ALIVE!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:14No!
01:38Sire!
01:39Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do?
02:56What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nint doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:17This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:44A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:39Mommy?
10:40Mommy?
10:40Mommy?
10:41Mommy?
10:42Mommy?
10:43Mommy?
10:43Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
10:47Mommy?
10:49Mommy?
10:55Mommy?
11:12Mommy?
11:14Mommy?
11:16Mommy?
11:18Mommy?
11:26Give me a name, Leora.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé, my property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:19Gulp, you down, and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Whew!
15:51Whew!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:08you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:23you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:45bitch
16:51jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:34monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07i
18:46my liege
18:48have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:35leash
19:48my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig
19:53up the truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in some
20:27the world's the world's the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in hades territory
20:36now
20:36you're in the world's the dead are black
20:37are you in the world's the dead are black
20:44is that a bunch of things that's gonna drive us with you all that's gonna drive us out of my
20:45journey
20:45if we don't have to plan for peace
20:49we don't know this can we just have to plan for this he is
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:06hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:40in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
22:54dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:09everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:26let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:42easy pickets let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:13who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:20or i drag your corpse back
24:23who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
24:59surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:05no no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned done
25:49the kids coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:00but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:16let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:49but i'll tell you
26:51for sure
26:56you should have done
26:57it'll be
27:02i'll tell you
27:03you should have done
27:06go
27:06go
27:06You're a dead man my poison
27:15What the hell just happened
27:21You okay, babe, so you're the boyfriend too bad. I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44Jack keep Lily safe long as I'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:02If I pull this fine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07Run all you want my pack tears you both apart
29:06Don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick
29:28Lily turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:35Okay
29:39You are the best
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:56You're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean disappear
30:21Okay, Lily you can turn around now
30:28Daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are. He just passed out
30:40Lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45I'll be right back
30:52Daddy be careful
30:55Don't worry Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad
31:04That poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:07How much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:12So what I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:27Damn you take a hit well
31:30Let's enjoy this body
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:36For Jack and Lily even if I die I'm taking this beast down with me
31:42No signal you trying to hog the glory
31:45More coming killing one won't save Jack and Lily no choice
31:49I'm taking them down with me this the woman Dylan wants where the kid some guy took the brat
31:57Useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe
32:10You all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:27Why did you come back where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe don't push yourself
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover
32:41Her taste is trash
32:43Beg now
32:44Beg now
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:48Refuse and you'll be screaming
32:51End it fast
32:54You in our eyes you're not even an enemy
32:58Just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01Just hold on a little longer
33:02Jack means more
33:04Jack means more to me than anything
33:06I won't let him get hurt
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine
33:24I'll oblige
33:55You're half dead already
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
34:04This can't be
34:30Ancient Ekethra
34:32The coastal legend monster?
34:34Why would she be here?
34:38Our boss has real backing
34:40He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:44No matter how strong you are
34:45Kneel and beg
34:47They're coming for us
34:49We're finished
34:50Don't worry darling
34:51Things might turn around
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured
34:54Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00They're here for me
35:02Jack stay behind me
35:03With me here
35:05No one touches you
35:06Stop saying that Jack
35:07Look around
35:08We're surrounded
35:09We could actually die here
35:16My Lords
35:18Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23You worthless creature
35:25You shouldn't even exist
35:28Where I stand
35:36Who dares show such insolence
35:40before the lord of the sea
35:42They fall into the sea
35:43And be so
35:48In its kill
35:50God
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