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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:38USE slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:13No!
01:18No!
01:22No!
01:25No!
01:33No!
01:33No!
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:38No!
01:38Sire!
01:39Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:43Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:44No!
01:48No!
01:49No!
01:49No!
01:55No!
01:58No!
02:02No!
02:04No!
02:05No!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else!
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game!
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:34No!
02:46No!
02:46No!
02:50No!
02:54No!
02:56No!
02:59No!
03:01No!
03:02No!
03:03No!
03:03No!
03:04awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus. We beg you. Zeus's brain's probably been eaten
03:10out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep! Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphroditean's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured. I was drugged. This whole thing
04:17is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really need
04:23this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burr.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:27Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:49Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins,
12:20even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss,
12:47soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients,
13:40where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:10I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:16What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:21Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:53I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:07Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:50ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:54ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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15:58ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:59ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:00ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:02ha
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:45bitch
16:50jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay
17:19i'm dead
17:26what the hell just happened it ran
17:30damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:36me
17:36no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait
17:43maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing
17:49might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time
18:01figures
18:02he's just a regular guy after all
18:33and he's just a regular guy after all
18:34and i'm gonna do it
18:45my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself
20:02that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:09in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:32who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:50little fish
21:59hady the staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:14one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:09everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:25let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:39dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:42easy pickets let's move
23:56we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:14who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:20or i drag your corpse back mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter
24:37don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
24:59surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:04let my daughter go
25:06no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:37you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned
25:48done
25:49the kids coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:00but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:16let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lilly lilly
26:27run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:50you
26:56your hands off her
27:05You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09My poison.
27:15Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:20You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend.
27:23Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go.
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want!
28:08My pack tears you both apart!
28:10What?
28:22No!
28:25No!
28:28No!
28:29No!
28:37No!
28:39No!
28:39No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:07Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:08We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:51You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:36For Jack and Lily.
31:37Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:52Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just...
32:04Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:33Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:50End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:54You're right!
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?!
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:03With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:42Wasn't told you!
35:48Yeah!
35:49You're...
35:50No...
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