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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:52Thank you so much for answering the questions.
00:59I'll give you a minute.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:30Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:06Yes.
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:33Yeah.
06:36Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bird.
07:50You asked for this.
07:52You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy! Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:39Mommy!
10:39Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:41Mommy!
10:42Mommy!
10:43Mommy!
10:45Mommy!
10:45Mommy!
10:47Mommy!
10:54Mommy!
10:55It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeat's fading fast.
10:58Mommy!
11:05Mommy!
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Leora
11:27Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:57You're my fiancé, my property
11:59You filthy whore
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:14No, let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins
12:20Even Olympus will bow to me
12:29I got careless
12:32Diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:38Someone did this to you
12:43You're just a regular guy
12:45Stay out of it
12:46Boss, soup's ready
12:54If I don't make it
12:56Promise me you'll take care of Lily
12:59She's all we have left
13:01She's safe
13:02Now drink
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More
13:28Try it
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy
13:49I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:15What a lively little snack
14:18What a lively little snack
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around
14:35This guy's luck is insane
14:39A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria
14:51We've got a kid together now
14:54I'm not letting anything touch
14:57You or Lily
14:58Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble
15:15I... I'm not tasty
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:20Please don't eat me
15:25Divine power runs through this girl
15:28Devour you
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:33In the end
15:49Whoah
16:07You disgusting freak
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:11Mommy
16:14I've got you baby
16:17Touch my kid again
16:19And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21Ha!
16:23You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait
16:27The baby mama herself
16:30Perfect
16:35Two courses for the price of one
16:44You bitch
16:50Jack take Lily and run
16:52Go
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro
17:01You pathetic little insects
17:09You
17:10Posei?
17:12That kid's his
17:13No wonder the power's so pure
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:18If I stay, I'm dead
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya
17:31Your powers are badass
17:33You straight up scared the monster off
17:36Me?
17:36No way
17:37Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing
17:39I'm still recovering
17:42Wait
17:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47Whatever
17:48Let's get home
17:49That thing might circle back
17:54About that monster
18:00Failed at the perfect time?
18:02Figures
18:02He's just a regular guy after all
18:07Highhead
18:23This is finally a sacrifice鏡전
18:25affirmative This is
18:26why
18:27Baby Cancari
18:27Baby Come Come
18:27Baby
18:28Come
18:28Colleen
18:33True
18:46My liege
18:48Have mercy
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter
18:50I swear it
18:50Please spare my life
18:52No problem
18:53Thank you my lord
18:54Thank you for your mercy
18:55Try to remember that in your next life
19:10Enjoying the show
19:21My king
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:24We swear
19:24Listen to me
19:25If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:29I will skin you alive
19:31Now
19:32Get the fuck out of my sight
19:34Yes
19:35Yes my liege
19:48My love
19:49Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:51I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:05But Poseidon
20:07Guy's long gone
20:08Probably fish food in some trench
20:10Right?
20:11Sea god myth
20:12Ancient history
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore
20:27The world's the same as ever
20:29The dead are louder than the living
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:47Poseidon?
20:48Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is
21:00Tell him to get his ass out here
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this
21:15I'm not wasting it on you
21:17I need a background check
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace
21:26You crash my spot
21:28You die here
21:51Little fish
22:00Hades' staff
22:01One shot
22:03The sea king
22:04He's real
22:07Hades
22:07You hiding?
22:09Come out
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:13One
22:15Two
22:19Thank the fates
22:21The boss is here
22:27Boss
22:27This bum
22:34You idiot
22:35Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:37And we all drown
22:38You're done
22:38Get out
22:39In front of Poseidon
22:41Your ants
22:42I'm saving your worthless heights
22:49My lord
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:01Understood
23:01I'll mobilize every team right now
23:04You have three days
23:05I'll be back
23:10Everyone
23:10Drop what you're doing
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:14Every resource
23:15Every contact
23:16Now
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back
23:19Yes boss
23:26Poseidon's back
23:27Let's hope this time
23:28He doesn't flood the place
23:29Just to make a point
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead
23:40Kid comes with us alive
23:42She's still hurt
23:42Easy pickets
23:44Let's move
23:57We'll make a nice stew
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch
24:07A forest nymph
24:08Playing happy home mater
24:10Pathetic
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold
24:20Or I drag your corpse back
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid
24:35Stay away from my daughter
24:37Don't you dare touch her
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding
24:56This forest is locked down
24:58Surrender now
25:00I'll go with you
25:02On one condition
25:03Let my daughter go
25:05No, Mommy
25:07No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:09No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:19Kid's mine
25:20You die
25:25You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog
25:31The more you fight
25:32The faster it rots you
25:34From the inside
25:35Give up
25:37You've gone too far
25:38Even if I die today
25:40I'm not letting you win
25:44You're wounded
25:46Poisoned
25:48Done
25:49The kids coming with me
25:53Don't touch her
25:54Come at me
25:56Feisty one
25:57Dylan wants you dead
25:59But first
26:01I'm gonna have some fun
26:09Such a pretty face
26:11All mine now
26:15Let my mommy go
26:17You bastard
26:25Lily
26:25Lily
26:26Lily
26:27Run
26:27Get out of here
26:32Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run
26:35A little longer
26:43Lily
27:04You touch my woman
27:06You're a dead man
27:09My poison
27:14Jack
27:16What the hell just happened?
27:20You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend
27:24Too bad
27:25I'll snap every bone
27:26In your body
27:27With one hand
27:44Jack
27:44Keep Lily safe
27:46Long as I'm here
27:47You don't lose
27:48Shut up
27:49And go
27:50Now
28:02If I pull this vine
28:03The whole cliff
28:04Goes with us, demon
28:07Run all you want
28:08My pack
28:09Tears you both apart
28:22No
28:23No
28:27No
28:37No
29:00daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:05shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:17hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:28lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:33daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:39you are the best
29:49some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:56you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:02disappear
30:21okay lily you can turn around now
30:28daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:40lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45i'll be right back
30:52daddy be careful
30:55don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:04that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:07how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:12so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:27damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:36for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
31:42no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
31:48no choice i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
31:54some guy took the brat useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:04just let jack and lily be safe
32:10you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:27why did you come back where's lily
32:34lily's safe don't push yourself
32:38so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
32:43beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:48refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
32:54you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:16you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
33:54you're happy
33:55I'm dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?!
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us! We're finished!
34:50Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that Jack! Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:16My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
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