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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:34I am going to find you!
00:44What do you think?
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37If you see the
01:38Frukt欸, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired
01:42don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Pusey himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:36Sire!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:37You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:44Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:18He tracked me.
05:30Leora, you're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck!
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water,
07:27or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide bird.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it,
08:38you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:54Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:17I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:35Mommy.
10:35Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:14Somebody help me.
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins,
12:20even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients,
13:41where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:53I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy! Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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15:55ha
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:13No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead!
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:06I have One Love.
18:12Bye.
18:15Sorry.
18:17I go!
18:20Bye!
18:21Bye!
18:22Bye!
18:24Bye.
18:27Bye!
18:28Bye!
18:28Bye!
18:46My liege, have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:54Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:55Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:25Listen to me.
19:25If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes, my liege.
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:47Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades' staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The sea king!
22:04He's real!
22:07Hades!
22:08You hiding?
22:09Come out!
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:13One!
22:15Two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss!
22:28This bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:39In front of Poseidon.
22:42You're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord.
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:05Ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:23Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:56Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:09No!
25:19Kids mine.
25:21You die.
25:25you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:37you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:59but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:42lily
27:04you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:15jack what the hell just happened
27:21you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44jack keep lily safe
27:46long as i'm here you don't lose
27:48shut up and go now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want
28:08my pack tears you both apart
28:36my pack tears you both apart
29:00daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:05shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:08we're going back for her right now
29:17hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:28lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:33daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:35okay
29:39you are the best
29:49some nobody dare stare me down
29:51you're asking to die
29:56you're not human
29:58who the hell are you
29:59my daughter's here
30:00so i'm keeping it clean
30:02disappear
30:21okay lily
30:22you can turn around now
30:27daddy
30:28what happened to the bad guy
30:30he got so dazzled by how cute you are
30:33he just passed out
30:40lily
30:40stay right here inside this circle
30:42don't move
30:43daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:45i'll be right back
30:52daddy be careful
30:55don't worry lily
30:56no one's ever beaten your dad
31:05that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:07how much longer you got
31:09let me have my fun first
31:12so what
31:13i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:27damn
31:28you take a hit
31:29well
31:29let's enjoy this body
31:32then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:35for jack and lily
31:37even if i die
31:38i'm taking this beast down with me
31:42no signal
31:43you trying to hog the glory
31:45more coming
31:46killing one won't save jack and lily
31:48no choice
31:49i'm taking them down with me
31:51this the woman dylan wants
31:52where the kid
31:54some guy took the brat
31:57useless
31:58grab her first
31:59then we hunt the child
32:04just
32:05let jack and lily be safe
32:10you all want to come at once
32:12then die together
32:13pick your graves
32:27why did you come back
32:30where's lily
32:34lily's safe
32:34don't push yourself
32:38so this is the woman's secret lover
32:41her taste is trash
32:43beg now
32:44and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:47refuse
32:48and you'll be screaming
32:50end it fast
32:54you
32:55in our eyes
32:56you're not even an enemy
32:57just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:01just hold on a little longer
33:02jack means more to me than anything
33:05i won't let him get hurt
33:17you want my husband
33:18step over my corpse first
33:21in a hurry to die
33:23fine
33:24i'll oblige
33:29the
33:29the
33:33lot
33:35the
33:38the
33:39the
33:39the
33:39the
33:42email
33:43the
33:43the
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:43no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't
34:50worry darling things might turn around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea
34:56king's warriors to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here
35:05no one touches you stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
35:50you're
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