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00:05You can go on, you can go on.
00:06Go, girl!
00:07Fuck it out of here!
00:10The thing about Mark is that he thinks he's funny and laughing and whatever, but he's
00:15not.
00:15He's just mean.
00:16I think in Mark there is a pure heart of gold.
00:18And I think it's his heart of gold, weirdly, ironically, that makes him really mean, because
00:23he wants to make people laugh and have fun.
00:26What are you up to?
00:27I'm getting ready for the big polo event.
00:33I'm hoping everyone just kind of behaves themselves.
00:36Oh, shoot!
00:37Listen, if you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons to a garden party.
00:43They were definitely ostrich.
00:44It was Peugeot!
00:46Peugeot!
00:46I can hear Mark from my horse talking shit about me.
00:51What's upsetting her?
00:52Say one thing in front of her face and say another thing behind her back.
00:55I'm very happy to say absolutely nothing to her or behind her.
00:58You're saying that you're upset and that you've got feelings and all that stuff.
01:01No, no, no.
01:01That's you giving a shit.
01:02I'm like, I just think the less you do that, the better.
01:06I would like to extend an invitation to Longleat.
01:09Yay!
01:09Oh, yes please!
01:10I think it would be very nice for everybody to come to Longleat.
01:13I think there's something there for everybody.
01:14Hopefully I'll keep them entertained enough to not argue.
01:17Can you imagine?
01:21It should be fun.
01:23Why don't you follow me?
01:25You know you'll never be me.
01:27You might be free.
01:29But this is my scene.
01:37What are we going to take to Longleat?
01:38Hmm?
01:40What do you think, my boy?
01:42Vintage Valentino.
01:44I feel like a Louis Vuitton whore, but they do make good bags.
01:47That didn't even steam anything.
01:49I bet Mark is all steamed.
01:51Would you bring the bags we have chosen, please?
01:56Ah, perfect.
01:57Yes, yes, yes.
01:57I'm like, so confused about what to pack.
02:00I know.
02:01She didn't say to pack safari gear, but you know we are going on safari.
02:05So I had to order something, but otherwise it's like a glam and sequins and everything in between.
02:11Well, off to Longleat we go.
02:23Okay.
02:27Morning.
02:28Hi.
02:29Hello.
02:29Nice to see you.
02:30How's it going?
02:32Just get this one ready.
02:33Never stops, does it?
02:36What can I do to help?
02:37I do need that wine to chill.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:39You are so organized.
02:41At Longleat we have opened seven cottages on the estate, which are all beautiful.
02:45They're all historic houses.
02:46They've been restored lovingly and curated and are dotted about the estate.
02:50Some are in the safari, some are in the forest.
02:52Alcohol-free wine will not get touched.
02:55It's very, very sweet.
02:57Like going and staying in a cottage in the country, you know, playing country house for
03:00the weekend.
03:01But then you're in a safari park.
03:04As a hostess you don't want drama at your party ever and you want people to have a good
03:08time.
03:09So, friends are on the way from London.
03:13When they get here I think we will do a ride on boats and then we're doing tea in
03:18the orangery, which I love.
03:19It's my favorite.
03:20I think we'll be quite busy.
03:21Wish me luck.
03:23Good luck.
03:23Am I insane?
03:24Yeah, probably.
03:25Asking for trouble.
03:30Yes.
03:32I think I'm ready.
03:34I'm moving into Emma's.
03:35Yes.
03:36Hello.
03:37Thank you so much.
03:38Thank you so much.
03:38Car one is Kimmy, Mark, Micah.
03:41And then the M's are in that one.
03:43Emma tasked me with getting everybody into the cars and getting on the road.
03:47Hi.
03:48I think she knows I'm responsible enough to make sure I've got everybody together.
03:57He looks so glamorous.
03:59It's like herding cats, but I think she knows I'm up for the job.
04:03Look at your cute little suitcase.
04:04Oh my god, look at the suitcase.
04:06Nice.
04:06It's vintage.
04:07All right, love you, love you, love you.
04:08Love you, love you, love you.
04:10Great travels.
04:10Bon voyage.
04:12God, how exciting.
04:13Look at you.
04:15You are so fabulous.
04:17Welcome.
04:18Oh, you look magnificent.
04:19So do you.
04:20Always.
04:21If I were a man, I'd want to dress just like you.
04:23If I were a girl, I'd want to be you.
04:27Hi, Micah.
04:27Good to see you.
04:28Oh, you're a vision.
04:29Hello.
04:30What can I help you with?
04:31This is my booze bag.
04:34I love drinking.
04:35I love wine.
04:36I call just a little personality enhancer.
04:39I like to make sure everything's sorted.
04:42Any journey with Kimmy you know is going to be a good time.
04:45I'm going to get my booze bag.
04:50Cool.
04:53Hello.
04:54How's the tea?
04:55Oh, hello.
04:55We've got that lovely central table there for you.
04:57It's fantastic.
04:58We're just going to start dressing now.
04:59How are we doing with the cakes and everything?
05:01Being prepared by the chef at the moment.
05:02Yum!
05:03Longleat cake.
05:03Yeah, it's all in hand.
05:04Scones, yeah.
05:06Just makes me so happy.
05:07Having guests at Longleat is quite complicated
05:09because you've got to always streamline whatever you're doing
05:12alongside whatever is already happening.
05:14Busy week, isn't it?
05:15Longleat's open to the public all throughout the year.
05:17So if people are coming, I have to curate the experience
05:21around the time of year, what's happening in the estate,
05:23what event, there might be concerts,
05:25there might be hot air balloon things.
05:26There's always something.
05:27Longleat apples.
05:29First ones of the year.
05:30When people come to Longleat, it should feel like a dream.
05:32A lot of effort goes into everything.
05:34Huge.
05:35And my whole life is logistics.
05:37I don't want people to see the work.
05:39I want them to enjoy it.
05:40I worry about all the things and they just have to have fun.
05:48How are you feeling about seeing Margot?
05:50I've always struggled with people who don't have a sense of humor,
05:54who aren't quick, who can't take it.
05:57You see, in Britain, we tend not to talk about emotions.
06:00You know, if you're going to give it, you have to be able to take it.
06:02Mmm.
06:02I can take it.
06:04100%.
06:04And if we must, we use humor to deflect.
06:07I have had a conversation with her and she's been quite sensitive about it.
06:12Sensitive about what?
06:13Someone not liking her boots?
06:13Oh, people making comments about her outfits.
06:15Well, she should get over it or dress better, quite frankly.
06:17It's so uncomfortable because they talk about me behind my back.
06:22Just snip at me and I'm like, like I was on the polo pony.
06:25I could hear them talking about me.
06:27If you're going to go around wearing 150 dead pigeons to a garden party.
06:32They were definitely ostrich.
06:33It was pigeon.
06:36I think the nicest thing you can do to anyone, to their face,
06:40is to say something nice because, yeah, maybe it is a bit fake.
06:44Most compliments are not necessarily authentic.
06:48But when you see someone and you say to them,
06:50you look fantastic.
06:51It's so wonderful to see you.
06:53My God, you look great.
06:55You look ravishing, whatever it is.
06:57If someone does that to me, they've made my day.
06:59And I don't care whether it's true or not.
07:01I really don't care.
07:02I really think this is just a case that people
07:04Margot doesn't understand Marx's humor.
07:08And it's probably a clash of the American humor versus the British humor.
07:14It took me a few years to understand British sense of humor.
07:18There's a whole thing here about British humor
07:20I don't think she maybe understands.
07:22There's definitely a culture clash.
07:25Are they joking? Are they not?
07:26Is this funny? Ha, ha, ha, I guess so.
07:29Wait till I get to your personality, then I will destroy you, sweetheart.
07:32They have bullied me and they have put me in a corner.
07:36I think it's more than okay that Margot stood up for someone being mean.
07:41She has this impression that you're like this nasty person and I know you're not.
07:44Do you say it?
07:44But you know what? It doesn't bother me.
07:46Because if you're smart, you get it. You move with them.
07:48If somebody insults you, you laugh at it, they don't insult you again.
07:51Oh, wow.
07:51You come back at them with something sharper, smarter.
07:54I think as time has gone on, I've understood your personality a lot more.
07:57But you also have to...
07:58You know, now I've replied to you from areas.
08:00I think moving forward, there's a way that you can react now that will escalate it further,
08:05or there's a way that can de-escalate it.
08:08They're still holding me to this, like, nastiness.
08:11But you're responding to that by being nasty.
08:13Right, but Martha...
08:14So don't get them what they want.
08:16If I lose my temper, you can't be like, oh, well, oh, you did snap back.
08:21Like, that's bull .
08:22Margot is, I'm not sure going into this weekend with the right intention.
08:26She's saying, don't judge me if I lose my temper with Mark.
08:29Yet, totally judging Mark.
08:31And it doesn't feel like she's going in waving a white flag.
08:35What worries me is that you're both warriors, and I don't know where this is going to end.
08:38It ends with me winning.
08:40I win.
08:43Coming up on Ladies of London.
08:45You're just being nasty.
08:47I'm nasty.
08:48Come here, Mark. What's wrong? What are you scared of?
08:50Everyone just wants us to have a chat.
08:52This is so vulgar, I might have to leave.
09:01You know, it's like a three-hour drive.
09:03So who's in the other girls stopping?
09:05Margot, Martha, Missy.
09:07So this was the more popular vehicle.
09:08I think Missy was an art car.
09:10She'd be having a good time.
09:11I'm ready for a nap.
09:14Yeah.
09:17I think everyone in here has been Longley.
09:20Well, I've been, but not as a guest of sort of Emma.
09:23I mean, I was at their wedding.
09:25Yeah, we were both at the wedding.
09:27The wedding was a lot of fun.
09:28The wedding was...
09:29Look at Mark's face, you're like lighting up.
09:30Gosh, I've been on Longley for like 20-something years.
09:33Kimmy and Mark have attended lots of parties.
09:35Our wedding, my 30th, like big ones, christenings,
09:39you know, the proper shebang events they were at.
09:43I don't remember my first trip to Longley,
09:46but I do remember that the theme at dinner was ancient Egypt
09:53and Kimmy came as a pharaoh.
09:56It was fabulous.
09:58I cannot begin to think of the number of stories,
10:02the madness that has ensued.
10:04No one has ever left Longley the same way.
10:09Oh, here we have our little entry gate.
10:14Oh, my God, this is so cool.
10:17Nice.
10:19All right, good American.
10:21Driving up to Longley is magnificent.
10:25So beautiful.
10:27The ground is very, like, idyllic, very British.
10:31Wow, it's really amazing.
10:33It is palatial.
10:35It's everything they said it would be.
10:37I haven't been here since I was a child.
10:39Oh, my God, this is so cool.
10:41This is really a feat of British architectural estate.
10:51One of the most beautiful houses in England.
10:54One of the most magical things is this extraordinary drive to the house
10:58with these incredible views.
11:00It's probably one of the most beautiful landscapes in England.
11:03Ooh, a lion.
11:05Whoa.
11:05It's got bulls.
11:08Hello.
11:09Send them back to London.
11:12I feel like air traffic control.
11:14Hello.
11:14Hi.
11:16Welcome.
11:16Hello.
11:17Well done.
11:18Thanks, darling.
11:19How are you?
11:20We have sunshine.
11:24Hey.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:27Did everyone know Mark is friends with Emma?
11:30Did you know?
11:30Mark is friends with Emma.
11:32Mark and Emma, they're friends.
11:34Have we got the wrong house?
11:36No.
11:37Is this really how he talks to his friends?
11:39Hi.
11:40Hello.
11:41Does he talk to his mother like that?
11:43Hi, darling.
11:44How are you?
11:45Welcome, finally.
11:46Feeling better.
11:46The car ride is over.
11:48It's over.
11:49We're here.
11:50So, welcome.
11:51Thanks for coming.
11:52Welcome to Longleat House.
11:54And by the way, what a dump.
11:56Yeah.
11:59So kind of you to come.
12:02Anyway, your luggage will be taken for you in grand style.
12:06We have cottages dotted around the estate.
12:08And I've separated you up.
12:10What else?
12:10I have planned a boat trip for us.
12:12Yay!
12:12It's such an amazing day.
12:14And then we shall go and get changed.
12:16And then we'll have tea in the orangery and drinks.
12:18And if you have any questions, let me know.
12:20But I think we should get going.
12:21Because the sea lions are hungry.
12:22Yeah!
12:22Follow me.
12:23And these ones are thirsty.
12:25Exactly.
12:29That's quite fun.
12:29That's a model of the house when we press buttons.
12:31This is called the love maze.
12:35Oh, wow.
12:36Oh, beautiful.
12:37This is so gorgeous.
12:39Oh, it's really cute.
12:42Seeing Emma at home in her role as the caretaker of Longleat
12:48makes me realize there's a lot more to Emma than I thought there was.
12:51Do people, like, get surprised to see you here?
12:54Yeah, they do.
12:54They're like, whoa!
12:55Oh, my God.
12:57Emma's a badass.
12:58She's also beautiful.
13:00She does really difficult things with Grace.
13:03I admire her for that.
13:04So on the other side of this, you've got meerkats and koalas and crocodile.
13:10So this is the secret garden.
13:12Then behind this, you have the train.
13:14And behind that, you have Jungle Kingdom.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:16Then you have Koala Creek.
13:17The safari park is run by international conservation,
13:21and lots of research is done and lots of positive advancements.
13:24We're part of international projects all the time
13:26to help sustain these species which are so endangered,
13:31and I really, really care about that a lot.
13:32Oh, look.
13:33They're feeding the red pandas.
13:34Hey, guys.
13:35They're very endangered, aren't they?
13:37Yeah, they are.
13:38Hi.
13:38Hello.
13:39How are you?
13:41Which one is that?
13:42This is Lionel.
13:43Lionel.
13:44Lionel.
13:45Lionel's a legend.
13:46Come on, Lionel.
13:47You would have him home, wouldn't you?
13:48Oh, my God.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Oh, my God.
13:51She might want to search my bag when I leave.
13:56Adorable.
13:57Make a great accessory.
13:58Hold it.
14:00Stop it.
14:01Jungle cruise.
14:03Can everybody swim?
14:05Totally not.
14:09Okay, good afternoon, everybody.
14:10You probably noticed already, we do have sea lions in the lake.
14:12They are very nice, but they can jump, splash and bite.
14:16Be a little bit aware of what you're dangling over the edge.
14:19We're going to head up the lake, see what animals we can see,
14:21sit back and enjoy the ride.
14:24There's a colobus monkey, by the way.
14:27Oh!
14:27Up there, see?
14:28Oh, wow.
14:29Look at him.
14:30Very cool.
14:31Oh!
14:31For her.
14:32These are a black and white East African colobus monkey.
14:35He's ready for his close-up.
14:39Finally, I can see where the inspiration for that picnic attire came from.
14:44Someone's clearly been on safari before.
14:47Look!
14:48Oh!
14:49Massive gorilla.
14:50Oh, there!
14:52So, we have four gorillas that live here.
14:55Little boys.
14:56There's lots of play fighting and posturing.
14:58You see them charging around, popping their chests.
15:00Sitting like you.
15:01Look at Mark.
15:04Twin.
15:04Well, Mark does a lot of posturing, but it's more like a chimpanzee versus a gorilla, I think.
15:10Oh!
15:12Hello!
15:13Would you like to feed the sea lions?
15:14Yes!
15:15I've got some gloves here, if you'd like a glove.
15:18Oh, he's a big boy!
15:20Ready?
15:21Go.
15:23Good catch.
15:23Good catch.
15:25Martha's never been happier.
15:28Martha's in her element.
15:30I can't believe she lives around all these animals.
15:34Like, Casual just goes out and feed, like, sea lions and says hi to monkeys.
15:38I'm so jealous of her.
15:39All right, bitch.
15:40Bend over.
15:40Oh, yes!
15:41We could do a house swap, Emma.
15:43How about that?
15:44Oh, here's the hippos, darling.
15:46Are they very fast hippos?
15:49About 30 miles an hour.
15:50You are fast for a fatty.
15:53Yeah, so this was the first safari park in the world outside of Africa.
15:57Was it?
15:59Yeah.
15:59And it's, you know, at the forefront of the breeding programs and research for many different species.
16:05We're doing an IVF project to hopefully bring back an extinct species of rhino.
16:10So our girls are participating in this global effort.
16:13With the DNA they say from the northern white African rhino, they're going to inseminate using the eggs from our
16:18girls to hopefully bring back an extinct species, which has been number four.
16:22We have a whole eucalyptus farm here just for the koalas.
16:25There's the red panda you just saw quickly.
16:27That's done it with Nepal.
16:29There's a whole coexistence and other projects, but a lot of individual projects happening all the time.
16:34What's really wonderful is the way in which they all coexist in such harmony.
16:38If only we were able to do the same.
16:40That can take note.
16:41All right.
16:43Yes, the answer.
16:44There will be a test at the end of the ride.
16:48Coming up.
16:50I don't want to make out like Mark's doing things to hurt you on purpose because I really don't think
16:55he is.
16:56Nobody's on my side.
17:05We're going to go get changed quickly, but then we'll come back here.
17:09Come in.
17:10After you, my darling.
17:11This is Gardener's Cottage.
17:14So sweet.
17:15Isn't that nice?
17:16How cute.
17:17I love it.
17:18Micah, Margo, and Lottie will be in this one.
17:23Your fridge is full.
17:25There is a hamper.
17:26The other three girls are in another beautiful cottage, which is called Prairie.
17:32I remember Prairie Lodge.
17:33I know.
17:34You've saved in every cottage, every bedroom, every everything to now in the bath arms.
17:38For an easy life, Mark's in the bath arms.
17:41Thought he'd be happier at the pub.
17:42He doesn't need to interact with people for longer than is necessary.
17:46The idea of being in a pub, let alone sleeping in one, is not something that would intrinsically please me.
17:54However, on this occasion, not being in either of these cottages comes as pure delight.
18:00So we're going to have tea in the orange room.
18:02Shall we say one hour?
18:03Great.
18:04Okay.
18:04Let's go.
18:05That's your key.
18:08All right.
18:08Thank you, Emma.
18:09Bye, girls.
18:10Oh, how sweet.
18:11This is really cute.
18:13Oh, my gosh.
18:13Look at this.
18:14Beautiful.
18:15Lovely.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:17How adorable.
18:17This is so beautiful.
18:19I brought my own robe, but of course you handled it.
18:21You brought your own robe.
18:22I did.
18:23I did as well, to be fair.
18:24Did you remember your responsible key?
18:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:27Cute.
18:28Oh, this is nice.
18:29This is cute.
18:30Very pretty.
18:31This is cute, too.
18:33Oh, that's very nice of Emma.
18:34Very pretty.
18:35Gorgeous.
18:36Very nice.
18:37There is wine, Kimmy.
18:38Let's make the most of the alcoholic's cottage.
18:41Let's do the champagne now.
18:42You want champagne glasses?
18:43I would.
18:43I'm gonna have a pint.
18:46Give me that cheese board.
18:49Woo!
18:49Okay.
18:49Margo, how was your car ride?
18:51Our car ride was very relaxed.
18:54Good.
18:54I couldn't say ours was relaxed.
18:56Although it was entertaining.
18:58What about designer clothes for kids?
19:00It's obscene.
19:01It's obscene.
19:02I wore sailor outfits for the first six years of my life,
19:04and that is all a child should wear.
19:06Can you look guinea fowl?
19:08What do you want?
19:09Turkey's just so abhorrent, isn't it?
19:10It's like, you know.
19:11Oh.
19:12Dizzards.
19:14How's your dream then?
19:16Nine.
19:18I feel like Mark and I kind of bonded a little bit, which is quite nice.
19:21On what?
19:22Over what?
19:22Just like, it's been hard to have a one-on-one conversation with him.
19:26So I was sitting opposite him in the car, so it's like you could actually talk and like,
19:30you know.
19:31How is he just now?
19:32Is he friendly?
19:33I mean, he said hello.
19:34That's good.
19:34But with Mark, that means nothing, because he's so fake.
19:37Being nice to someone is just being polite, isn't it?
19:39It doesn't mean you're fake.
19:40Well, I don't know, because he never talks to me.
19:42I just feel like I'm just understanding him a lot more, that's all.
19:48How are you and Margot getting on today?
19:50Are you making peace?
19:52I mean, I haven't really said much.
19:53She hasn't said much.
19:54I think her problem's more with Mark now than me.
19:57Oh, I wish you wouldn't be mean to her.
19:59I love her so much.
20:00He's just like, you know, everyone just needs to not take everything so seriously,
20:04and like, have a sense of humor.
20:08The things that you've been upset about, he hasn't really meant it to be that deep,
20:12is what he's trying to say.
20:13But that's kind of a cop-out.
20:15What you're upset about doesn't matter.
20:16We are just talking about dress sense.
20:17I mean, does it really matter?
20:18I don't think Lottie's gone to the dark side, but it does make it murky.
20:22I think Margot sees other people loving Mark, and she's like, what?
20:28How can you love somebody that I don't love?
20:31And it's hard for her to see.
20:32If somebody said to me, I don't like what you're wearing, I'd be like, so?
20:36Oh, she's wearing a tank top with nipple tassels.
20:40Oh, my God, I love it.
20:43If I'm invited to the Marchioness of Bath's estate, I don't think it would be the time for me to
20:48wear nipple tassels.
20:49If someone said to me, I don't like what you're wearing, I'd be like, so?
20:52No, it's not.
20:53He told me, I love everything you're wearing.
20:55You're amazing.
20:56You're beautiful.
20:56And then I turned around, and he, like, gathered people to whisper about me behind my back.
21:01And that's not a nice feeling.
21:03But, you know, we did tell him, your words hurt her.
21:07And he said, I don't like to hurt people.
21:09And so I'm hopeful now he is going to be cognizant of that and may be kind.
21:14If Margot could only understand British humor, none of this would have happened.
21:19Of course I get the British sense of humor.
21:21I became an adult in the UK.
21:23But I'm actually funny.
21:24I'm not just mean.
21:25I don't want to be in the middle of you two because you and I are also friends.
21:29But at the same time, you standing up to him is going to stop him from chatting about you behind
21:34your back.
21:34You think so?
21:35Yes, I do think so.
21:37That's not how it works.
21:38You don't change somebody with a conversation.
21:40They just turn around and keep doing it.
21:43I'm beginning to wonder, maybe Margot likes all of this drama.
21:47Otherwise, why wouldn't you just nip it in the bud?
21:49I don't understand her motives at this point.
21:51We're arguing about boots.
21:53It's embarrassing.
21:54And nobody's on my side.
21:56Like, nobody.
21:57It's fine.
21:57I'm not asking you to take sides.
21:58I'm not asking you to fight my battles.
22:00But just be aware that that's how it feels.
22:02I am alone.
22:03I am alone.
22:05Because even Martha's like, but I love everybody.
22:08And I'm like, I want her to love everybody.
22:10This isn't her fight, right?
22:11But it's not my fight either.
22:14We don't want you to feel like that.
22:15That's a horrible feeling.
22:16You're not alone.
22:31I've got hat marks on my head.
22:34Yes.
22:39Right.
22:41Nice.
22:42Oh, that's so cool.
22:43I mean, it's a very different look to you.
22:46I don't know if I should have these glasses.
22:48I look really dumpy.
22:49What does dumpy mean?
22:51Like, middle-aged and fat.
22:53No, stop.
22:54You look gorgeous.
22:55Okay.
22:56Oh, f*** it.
22:57F*** it.
22:58This is the way I look tonight.
23:04Hi.
23:05Hi.
23:06Hi, Emma.
23:06How are we doing?
23:07You look lovely.
23:08You look so beautiful.
23:09Thank you so much.
23:10How are you?
23:11Very well.
23:12Look at this.
23:13Oh my goodness.
23:14Andrew's just starting to prepare tea.
23:15They can't wait to have tea.
23:17Giving them the full English experience today.
23:20Here we come.
23:21Come on, sluts.
23:22Come on, sluts.
23:23My girl.
23:25Hello, ladies.
23:26Hi, girl.
23:27Beautiful.
23:28Beautiful.
23:28Beautiful.
23:29Cute.
23:29Wow.
23:31Oh my God, I love you.
23:33Hey, Margot.
23:34How's your cottage?
23:35Amazing.
23:36Shall we?
23:37Yes, let's go meet Emma.
23:39How was your cottage journey?
23:41It was fine.
23:43Did you talk about the whole Mark thing?
23:45Not much.
23:46A little bit.
23:47Mark was just saying that she should just try and get a sense of humour.
23:50It's not malicious.
23:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:52And she was not having any of it.
23:54She was like, no.
23:55It's two-faced.
23:56He's fake.
23:58Oh, really?
23:59Yeah.
23:59She was getting upset.
24:00She said she just felt like she was alone.
24:02She has all of us.
24:03That's what I said.
24:05It's a bit insulting that she feels like she's alone.
24:09What are we then?
24:11Spent milk?
24:13So are your guests on the way?
24:14I mean, I don't know.
24:15To be honest, it's like herding cats.
24:17Well, hello.
24:18Hello, darling.
24:20Yeah, you.
24:21You sexy.
24:22My God, what a palette.
24:24What a gag.
24:25You were just missing blue.
24:27It's true.
24:28Hello, darling.
24:29You look divine.
24:29Hello, you are divine.
24:31Oh, here they come.
24:32Oh, hello.
24:33Hello.
24:34Oh, my goodness.
24:36Hi.
24:36You look amazing.
24:37Hi.
24:37Nice.
24:38Come in.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:41So gorgeous.
24:42Oh, this is beautiful, Emma.
24:45Hi.
24:45Welcome to tea.
24:46How are you?
24:47Welcome to tea.
24:49But we came for champagne.
24:51I don't have any.
24:52Sorry.
24:52Never have I heard a worse lie.
24:55This is so pretty.
24:56I can't believe you got married in here.
24:58I know.
24:58We got married here.
25:00This was the-
25:00I remember.
25:02It's so pretty.
25:02Standing here.
25:03Right here.
25:03Yeah, right here.
25:04So pretty.
25:06We got married in 2013 in this orangery.
25:09It was a massive wedding.
25:10400 people came.
25:11My father had guests wearing Nigerian robes.
25:15That's traditional.
25:16It's her wedding picture.
25:18That's really sweet.
25:19Love the tiara.
25:20It was a total spectacle.
25:24So there was all of Emma's family.
25:26You had society.
25:28You had her school friends.
25:30Her childhood friends.
25:31It was magnificent.
25:32It was great.
25:33It was probably one of the best weddings I've ever been to.
25:35Actually, I was wearing this hat at Emma's wedding, funny enough.
25:38Is there anywhere that you'd like us to sit?
25:40Yeah, let's get a drink.
25:42Okay.
25:42Hi.
25:43Wow.
25:44That's a lot of glasses.
25:46Could I have a lemonade and soda water please?
25:48I'll have the same.
25:51Oh, it's heavy.
25:52Hi, could I have a glass of champagne?
25:55You'd like three pints of champagne.
25:57Each.
26:00I might just sit down.
26:02Lottie, I'll sit down with you because my-
26:04How have you guys been?
26:05I've been quite busy to be fair.
26:06Momming and working.
26:07Yeah, yeah.
26:08How about you guys?
26:10Yeah, I have my big event on-
26:13Oh yeah, that's coming up.
26:15Yeah, this coming week.
26:16This coming week?
26:16Yeah.
26:17It's like my whole team.
26:19Are you nervous?
26:20It's just like logistics at this point and getting everything done.
26:24How many people are coming?
26:25There's a hundred.
26:27Which is actually a really intimate size for some of my courses.
26:31I'm not trying to teach American or British etiquette in London.
26:35What I'm trying to do is teach the art of showing up.
26:39Which is all about confidence in any situation.
26:42So I've been very intentional not to teach British etiquette to British people.
26:46Not gonna make that mistake.
26:48But I am excited to show them that etiquette is so much more than just knives and forks.
26:53We started these a little over ten years ago.
26:56So we've just been doing ten years American style.
26:59And this is not our home country.
27:01I just feel like it's a lot.
27:02Don't sweat it.
27:04We're gonna get there.
27:05That's amazing that you're doing that.
27:06What a big achievement.
27:08Congratulations.
27:09Oh my god, you're like the Martha Stewart of etiquette.
27:13Yeah.
27:14You are.
27:15I'll take that.
27:16I love Martha.
27:17Do you want to sit down or are you okay?
27:19I'm okay.
27:19No, no, no.
27:20I'm okay for the time being.
27:20I have to sit.
27:22Yeah, of course.
27:23You're pregnant.
27:24I am peckish.
27:25Should we get one of these to like nibble on?
27:27No, no, no.
27:28Please.
27:28I'm okay.
27:36Oh my goodness.
27:37Wow.
27:37Don't say I never gave you nothing.
27:40You started tea?
27:41Yes.
27:42Well, why?
27:43But what I do want is a knife.
27:45I don't think we have any knives or spoons.
27:48This is not good manners.
27:50You don't do that because you're starting to insult the host.
27:53I don't know if these are meant to be eaten, but I'm gonna eat them.
27:56Sorry.
27:57Okay.
27:57Yeah.
27:58I just had like a fly or something.
27:59I am starving.
28:00I am not drinking my calories.
28:02I need food.
28:03By the way, they've started their tea.
28:05Oh.
28:06I didn't realize that you had invited people to.
28:08I might not say it, but you'll know what I'm thinking.
28:12Ready from a mountain.
28:22Should we get one of these to like nibble on?
28:24No, no, no.
28:25Please.
28:28Um.
28:29By the way, they've started their tea.
28:30Oh.
28:31Without being asked?
28:32I don't know if these are meant to be eaten, but I'm gonna eat them.
28:35This is not good manners.
28:37Already problematic.
28:39I didn't realize that you had invited people to.
28:41Shall we go?
28:41Yes.
28:42That looks amazing.
28:43Why don't we all go and sit down?
28:47You're welcome.
28:50It's fine.
28:51Should we all sit here?
28:53Should we sit at the table?
28:54I think so.
28:54Yeah.
28:55I hate to be a tartar about it, but...
28:58Where should we sit, Emma?
28:59However you land.
29:01This is really nice.
29:02I am ready for a bit of cake.
29:04And tea and cream and jam.
29:06Oh, my goodness.
29:07This is heaven.
29:08I'm really excited about a scone.
29:10Emma, are you cream first or jam first?
29:12Cream first.
29:13Yes.
29:14Yes.
29:15Yes.
29:16Cream first.
29:17Cream first.
29:18When one is to have a scone...
29:20I believe in cream first.
29:21I believe the cream works as the butter, and then you put the jam on top.
29:24I didn't know there was a way of eating a scone.
29:27Like so many things in British society, you will be judged on whether you go cream or jam.
29:34Would you like some tea?
29:36I would, yes, please.
29:39It really doesn't get more British than this.
29:42Sipping tea in this beautiful orangery in the grounds of the Longleap Manor with the Lady Marchioness of Bath.
29:49It's every little girl's dream come true.
29:52And I'm just pretending I'm one of Emma's ladies-in-waiting.
29:57How is your hotel?
29:58Oh, it's time.
29:59So anyway, it's your first visit here, some of you.
30:02If you want to know any information, let me know.
30:04Yeah, it's gorgeous.
30:05I feel like I just talk about it a lot and I sound insane, so I just invite people to
30:08come.
30:08Yeah, but it's a full-time hotel.
30:09It is a full-time hotel.
30:11It's a pretty insane place.
30:12It's your life, you know.
30:13I have so much respect for Emma.
30:15Coming here to Longleap and really seeing the scale and the scope of all of the things she has her
30:20hands in.
30:21It's very exposing.
30:23You don't, there's nowhere to hide, ever.
30:25It's not like I come here and relax.
30:26I think she's an amazing role model for all women and little girls out there,
30:31that women really can do everything and be anyone that they want to be.
30:35Well, you're doing an amazing job.
30:37But obviously you live and you learn.
30:38Everything I ever do, even this tea, every single thing I ever do, I'll try and do better next time.
30:43Because obviously when I got married, everyone said, well, what are the rules?
30:46There were no rules.
30:47You meet and you fall in love, you get married, you plan your wedding, which is such a thing.
30:51There's no handbook that gets handed to you when you become engaged or married to somebody in the aristocracy.
30:58And it's a lot of pressure, I think, because there's an expectation for a role that doesn't have a rule
31:04book.
31:05You have to have your wits about you, for sure.
31:09To get married for love and then end up in this role is a big, it's very lucky that you're
31:14so good at it.
31:15In hindsight, it feels...
31:15I'm just conscious of how lucky we are to be here, but also how important it is that every generation
31:20does something
31:21to leave it in the best shape possible for the next and the next and the next.
31:25You can really see how much love and work is put into it.
31:28It's just so sweet of you.
31:30Do you have a teddy for Mimi? Mimi wants like a giraffe or a teddy.
31:35Yeah, cool. I'll do like the colouring books, all that stuff. Amazing. Amazing.
31:39Do you have any tiaras?
31:41You can't have it.
31:46At the Buckingham Palace gift shop, they do really good fake tiaras.
31:50Really?
31:52Yeah.
31:53I wore one to the Caledonian pool and everyone went,
31:56Oh my God, your tiara's amazing. I went, Buckingham Palace gift shop.
32:00What about the tiara that you're wearing in your wedding gift?
32:04It's on display with my dress.
32:06So that's real jewels passed down as something that each person wears.
32:09Weymouth tiara.
32:10Yeah.
32:11That's here, that lives in there. Everyone at three to five.
32:14The minute I can afford to buy a tiara, I am buying a tiara.
32:19I love them.
32:20I would just wear it when I'm sad.
32:23I just lie on the floor watching Family Guy, wearing Fred's sauna blanket.
32:26That's a great one.
32:28That's a great one.
32:28Like I'm in the bathroom crying for my tiara.
32:30Exactly.
32:31That's a great photo roll.
32:33What's the plan next?
32:35We're having drinks outside.
32:36Oh, gorgeous.
32:37Excellent.
32:39Oh, yes.
32:39Oh.
32:40This is glorious.
32:42Oh, look at the sun right now.
32:43Just to vomit.
32:44Look at this.
32:46So these are peacocks.
32:48These are peacocks.
32:49Can you see what I can see?
32:50Yes.
32:51Look at how scared the tiara is.
32:53Oh, thank God, there's a bar.
32:55It was a bar.
32:55I was parched.
32:57English Crunchy weekends are quite a lot about drinking because English culture is quite
33:00a lot about drinking.
33:01Pins.
33:02Followed by peacocks.
33:03Do we have Pins?
33:04I think we need a Pins.
33:05We love Pins.
33:06We love a Pins.
33:07We love a Pins.
33:08When you go to the countryside, you start with a drink on the way.
33:10You arrive, you have drinks at tea.
33:13I'd like a large glass with ice and champagne.
33:15A globe.
33:16I want a globe.
33:18Go back to your room, you have another drink before dinner, which then you have pre-dinner drinks
33:22and then you have drinks at dinner.
33:23It would be awful to stick on champagne.
33:25Can I have it in a big glass?
33:27And you go back to your room and have more drinks.
33:30What else are you going to do in the countryside?
33:34I'm so happy right now.
33:36Good.
33:37You doing okay, mama?
33:39Yeah.
33:40Good.
33:41You and Kim, you seem to be getting on work.
33:42Yeah, which has been great because I just really needed a break.
33:47I mean, to my face, she's being super nice, but I don't know what she's cackling about
33:50behind my back.
33:51Whatever people say about us behind our backs, it's actually not our business.
33:56I spoke to Margot in the cottage earlier.
33:58I just tried to explain to her that, you know, you weren't trying to be nasty.
34:03You didn't mean anything by it, but honestly, she wasn't having any of it.
34:06She's not listening to me.
34:07I think the only thing that can happen now is if you two have a conversation.
34:11I love you, but what she felt was she feels attacked.
34:15It's okay.
34:16Try to explain to her that it wasn't that.
34:17I'm very sorry about that.
34:19Yeah.
34:19But equally, I'm sorry about the VPL.
34:23What's VPL?
34:24Visible panty line.
34:26My feet are killing me.
34:30VPL was a well-known thing when I was growing up.
34:33There's more underwear than dress.
34:35I think it's bad to have a visible thong at the beach.
34:40I think it's worse at Longmeat House.
34:43It's just not chic.
34:44I will never be close to someone who walks around in a transparent dress.
34:49I have worn a transparent dress.
34:52I'm the transparent queen.
34:55It's just something with Margot that's not sitting right with him.
34:59Because he doesn't mind my transparent dresses.
35:02My dress tomorrow is transparent.
35:05It's personal.
35:06He's not giving in.
35:08It doesn't make sense.
35:09Like, why doesn't he want to talk to her?
35:11There's something behind it for sure.
35:13I think you guys need a conversation.
35:15I don't think we do need a conversation.
35:17Just say nothing.
35:17Hi, hi, bye, bye.
35:19You know what I mean?
35:19Point taken.
35:20I think that will just be the better way.
35:22I'll temper my craziness.
35:23Yeah, do that.
35:24I don't want you to do that.
35:26I might not do it.
35:28This is one of those times, isn't it?
35:30Yeah, but I think that's how we become less drama.
35:33I just don't want people crying and being upset.
35:34That's all.
35:35If people are going to cry over their underwear,
35:37then they should wear different underwear.
35:38She's not crying about that.
35:40My underwear is very loose for some reason.
35:42I keep laughing.
35:43You see, she's owning her underwear.
35:45Some big knee.
35:46It's like the elastic.
35:47The elastic's like gone.
35:49Oh, just take them off.
35:50I think I might.
35:51Take them off.
35:53Leave them there as my contribution to Longleat.
35:58My feet are killing me.
36:00Look, Longleat is gold.
36:02It actually is the golden color.
36:05It's the most beautiful house.
36:06Like, the people can't come in here, right?
36:09Yeah.
36:09Like, normal.
36:10Okay, so people who, like, come for a walk.
36:13Totally.
36:14You buy a ticket and you walk around.
36:15So the bit with all the stories of Kimmy falling downstairs
36:18and rolling over everywhere.
36:21That was here.
36:22Yeah.
36:22I remember being in bed once and a tour came through the room.
36:27Yeah.
36:28At midday.
36:29I've seen people in a dressing gown loads of times.
36:32You see me in, like, a nightie often.
36:34People recognize me and say nice things.
36:36Like, oh, thank you or something.
36:37Have nice little interactions with visitors.
36:39Or if they don't recognize me, I'll be like, the loo is that way.
36:43Like, I don't mind.
36:44Hi.
36:45You need a chair.
36:47I do.
36:48What happened?
36:49What happened?
36:50Why is everybody upset?
36:51Why are the chairs being pulled over there?
36:52I don't think anyone's upset.
36:54Oh.
36:54I don't think anyone's upset.
36:56I just spoke to him.
36:57I think he's not understanding what he does.
37:00I said, you did give her a compliment about something she's wearing.
37:04She leaves and then you say something.
37:07I said, you just can't do that.
37:08Like, it's not acceptable.
37:10He's like, okay, I take your notes.
37:12I'm going to stop doing it.
37:13So it's like, I don't think he's understanding that he's actually doing it.
37:18Yeah.
37:19I was like, you actually really upset her.
37:21And then he's like, but you don't come to Longley with a transparent,
37:26that you see your underwear.
37:26I said, I always wear transparent dresses.
37:29What are you talking about?
37:30Wait, he was making fun of this dress?
37:32It's like, he does it without thinking.
37:35What did he say exactly?
37:39What's going on over there?
37:40Fireworks.
37:58I just spoke to him.
37:59He's like, well, you don't come to Longley with a transparent, but you see your underwear.
38:04I said, I always wear transparent dresses.
38:07What are you talking about?
38:08Wait, he was making fun of this dress?
38:10It's like, he does it without thinking.
38:13What did he say exactly?
38:16I will never be close to someone who walks around in a transparent dress.
38:21It's a liar.
38:23He's a very important designer if you haven't seen Clueless.
38:26So wait, it's fine for Emma to wear a crop top and her tummy out, which by the way, she
38:32looks incredible.
38:33But I'm not allowed to wear a sheer dress where you can see the shape of my figure underneath.
38:39I'm fully clothed underneath it.
38:41My dress is amazing.
38:42Your dress is amazing and you look incredible.
38:44What's going on over there?
38:46Fireworks.
38:46It's like a bitch fest.
38:47Love that.
38:49Hello.
38:50You all right?
38:51Hi, darling.
38:52Yeah.
38:52We're just having some, like, very annoying conversations.
38:57Okay.
38:58That's a shame.
38:59We love Mark.
39:00He's our friend.
39:01But he gives her a compliment and then he leaves and he says a really ugly thing about her.
39:06He said he's going to stop.
39:07He said...
39:08He's not going to stop.
39:10The whole thing is irritating.
39:12Maybe he looks bad.
39:14Maybe.
39:14Think about that.
39:15You put so much effort into taking care of everyone.
39:18It's meant to be fun.
39:19We were having such a lovely time.
39:21No, it survived.
39:22It is.
39:22It was not.
39:23I think her true self came out.
39:26But you two have been getting along.
39:27I didn't do anything.
39:28She does.
39:28I actually didn't do anything tonight.
39:31But it's...
39:31Now that she's being , I just feel like I should, like, join in.
39:34Me.
39:35I swear to God.
39:36He has got a very kind, properly, genuine, amazingly deep side, but he doesn't tend to
39:41ever express that.
39:42I'm not defending anything that's made you upset, but I do think you should just tell him.
39:46Yeah, tell him what you feel.
39:46I'm very much like a just get on with it person.
39:49I can't not say things.
39:51It's better to have the conversation face to face with someone.
39:54I'm more than happy to do it.
39:56I think you should call him over.
39:57I think everybody just wants us to squash it.
40:01I think great.
40:02Now everyone will see that I'm not the person not squashing it.
40:06I am up for the squash.
40:08I need to go to the news, so why don't I ask Mark to come and talk to you?
40:12Yeah.
40:13That would be great.
40:15I should do that.
40:16She's just upset by your sense of humor, I feel.
40:18That's what I said.
40:19Dommage.
40:19What happened now?
40:20Wrong house.
40:21Hi darling.
40:21Nothing has happened now.
40:23But Mark, I think you and Margot need to have a chat.
40:27God.
40:27Oh, I really don't think it's necessary.
40:29I'm very, very happy.
40:30Mark, just don't.
40:31Please go.
40:31Just make peace.
40:32I'm very, very...
40:33I mean, she's making such a stink out of it.
40:34No offense.
40:35You said you felt sorry.
40:36No, no, guys.
40:36No, no, she's making peace.
40:37I've never been happier.
40:39Mark.
40:39I'm not moving.
40:40But I adore you.
40:41And I respect you.
40:42I adore you too.
40:42But she's very hurt by some things that you said.
40:45She'll get over it.
40:46And if she doesn't, I don't care.
40:48Not my problem.
40:50Oh my God.
40:51If she's heard about crushed velvet,
40:53she needs to find a new material that isn't transparent.
40:56I did not imagine this going this way.
40:59See, he won't come over.
41:00Do you see?
41:02Mark, I can hear you.
41:04You're just...
41:04You're just being nasty.
41:07Just not nasty.
41:08No, no, he is.
41:09I'm nasty.
41:10Yeah, just come here.
41:11Come here, Mark.
41:12What's wrong?
41:13What are you scared of?
41:13Just come chat with me.
41:15Darling, we were sitting right next to each other
41:17at tea ten minutes ago.
41:19Yeah, but come sit with me now.
41:21Go on.
41:21There's no arguing at Longley.
41:23There's no arguing at Longley.
41:24Everyone perfectly...
41:25Go on.
41:26Stop clapping your hands at me, please, darling.
41:29And don't shoo me.
41:30No, come on.
41:31Everyone just wants us to have a chat.
41:33Oh my God.
41:33I can't believe this.
41:34This is so...
41:35This is so vulgar.
41:36I might have to leave.
41:37Okay, I'm gonna go.
41:38I'm gonna go back to the bartons.
41:40I have to leave because I'm not...
41:41It's not an argument.
41:42I'm not gonna...
41:43I'm not gonna turn this into a fest.
41:44No, I'm gonna go.
41:45I'm gonna go.
41:46Love you all.
41:46Do you see?
41:47Okay.
41:48Over and out.
41:49I'm out.
41:50Can someone demike me, please?
41:52Margot, he did nothing wrong.
41:56If I knew that all I had to do was go talk to him would make him leave, I would
41:59have gone
41:59to talk to him all time ago.
42:02I don't think that's fair that he has to leave.
42:04You're screaming at him across a garden.
42:06Why doesn't he want to come and sit with me?
42:07Why did you leave this table and screaming at him?
42:09I asked him to come talk to me.
42:11This is his best friend's party.
42:11That's really bitchy.
42:13I asked him to come talk to me and he left.
42:16I wanted to give him the opportunity to come over here to talk.
42:18Why don't you come over here?
42:19You left the table.
42:21He doesn't want to talk.
42:22That's rude is what it is.
42:24You're being a bitch.
42:26No, no.
42:26You would know.
42:27You're a crybaby bitch.
42:29You're the one who cries.
42:31off, Margot.
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