00:00Next Tuesday on Tommy Lee Goes to College, Tommy's fired up for finals.
00:04You have it, really, have you?
00:05And doubles his pleasure with tag team tutoring.
00:08Do you have a chance to get this? Do you have a chance to get this? Do you have a
00:11chance to get this?
00:12Plus, the front boys of the House of Lee take a field trip.
00:16But his college prank could get him thrown out of school.
00:20Mr. Lee, we knew you'd screw this thing up.
00:23Reality rocks when Tommy Lee goes to college.
00:26All new next Tuesday at 9, 8 central on NBC.
00:37He's the man you've looked up to all your life.
00:40The man you turn to in time of need.
00:42The man you love and respect as your own father.
00:45Accused of murder.
00:46My priest just became a client.
00:48Now you have to protect him.
00:49I'm gonna pull you through this.
00:51An emotional practice.
00:52Remember when my mother died?
00:54Now you got me through it.
00:55Now it's my turn.
00:56All new ABC Saturday.
01:06Here's to the funny one.
01:08The misfit.
01:10The beauty.
01:12The long legs in the short dress.
01:15While some people may see her as silly, we see genius.
01:19Because the people who think they're funny enough to change television are the ones who do.
01:26A presentation of ABC News.
01:29More Americans get their news from ABC News.
01:33Than from any other source.
01:36Tomorrow night.
01:37Let's play.
01:38It's an all new Millionaire.
01:399, 8 central on ABC.
01:43Top of the hour.
01:44I'm Rob Marciano.
01:44The K2 Weather Center.
01:45Clouds slow to burn off today.
01:47Same deal for tomorrow.
01:48How about the weekend?
01:49We'll talk about that too.
01:50K2 News at 11.
02:07When you're a cop in New York City.
02:09The time has come.
02:11It's somebody.
02:11For Lieutenant Fancy to go.
02:14And his final act.
02:15No one's gonna risk getting in front of that.
02:17Is a shocker.
02:18I don't even know if this is possible.
02:20Tell me what you need.
02:21I'm gonna find out who did this.
02:23All new NYPD Blume.
02:25ABC Tonight.
02:25Viewer discretion advised.
02:28You never...
02:29Saturday.
02:30It's the profiler you've been waiting for.
02:32When Sam meets Jack.
02:33Only on NBC.
02:37You just saw Noah Wiley on ER.
02:39Later, see him without all the gory details.
02:41When he visits Jay along with supermodel Rebecca Romijn.
02:44And singer Cindy Lauper.
02:45Your local news is next.
02:48Now on News 22.
02:49Loved ones of a murder victim patch up old differences.
02:52But wonder why no one's been arrested.
02:54The latest on a local teacher drugged in his own classroom.
02:57And how your kids can turn the tables on drug dealers.
03:02You're watching music.
03:03Oh, grow up.
03:04A new comedy about friends, family, and other love-hate relationships.
03:07Are you Hunter Franklin?
03:09Then you would be my father.
03:11I was just trying to imagine what you look like as a little girl.
03:15How's this?
03:16Where's Daddy?
03:18See the comedy TV guy called Denually Funny.
03:21Oh, grow up.
03:21Premieres tonight on ABC.
03:25I made this.
03:30CIA, open up.
03:31Next Sunday, it's high stakes in Vegas on the X-Files.
03:35I'll raise you $1,000.
03:37The lone gunman hit the strip.
03:39I told you to fall.
03:40A mysterious woman returns.
03:42It was her.
03:43She's here.
03:44You need a drink.
03:45And Agent Scully.
03:46Where is the scrumptious Agent Scully?
03:48It's all about mind control.
03:50He he he.
03:54You stinker.
03:59Hours after they met, they began a torrid love affair.
04:03Julius Caesar, Cleopatra.
04:06On Sunday, May 23rd, pleasure becomes power.
04:10Seconds away on Eyewitness News.
04:12Is actor Dylan McDermott as tough behind the camera as he is in front of it?
04:16The Southland's biggest street party celebrating Cinco de Mayo tonight at 11.
04:21You okay?
04:22NBC Thursday, an extraordinary all-new ER.
04:26Life is good.
04:27In the midst of chaos.
04:29Need some help in here?
04:30A television legend.
04:32I think I'm in love.
04:33Bob Newhart in a shocking farewell performance.
04:37And coming next Thursday.
04:40The biggest event in ER history.
04:47All-new ER.
04:49It all starts NBC Thursday.
04:52This week on an all-new Tonight Show, Jay welcomes Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz, Hugh Grant, Dennis Rodman, and the
04:59music of Outkast.
05:00Your local news is next.
05:03Coming up on News Channel 8 at 11, the Panthers silence the trash-talking Bucs.
05:07Plus, a local terrorism expert warns of upcoming attacks on U.S. targets.
05:11And the reigning Miss Florida is still struggling after a crushing hit-and-run collision in Miami.
05:17Stay right there.
05:18The news starts right now.
05:21Today, the television show you've been waiting for.
05:24I'm back.
05:25He's back.
05:26With bigger tasks.
05:28We're an empire.
05:2918 contestants that would eat Omarosa for a lunch.
05:33If I could just get my hands around his three.
05:35And the critics agree.
05:36You're pretty dumb.
05:37You lost.
05:38You did nothing.
05:39Season 2 gives better boardroom.
05:42This is really easy.
05:43You're fired.
05:44Oh my God.
05:44Oh my God.
05:45Oh my God.
05:46The Apprentice premieres this Thursday in an early time after Joey on NBC.
05:56It's a nanny double whammy with an almost perfect center.
05:59First, does Fran need a new image?
06:01Maybe I'd learn something if I hung out with the professor.
06:03Work for Marianne and Ginger.
06:05An almost perfect.
06:06I am a grown woman, Mother.
06:08I'm an adult.
06:09Oh look, just put Dad on the phone.
06:11Hi Daddy.
06:12Then another nanny.
06:13It's a double nanny and almost perfect.
06:15CBS wins.
06:24It is with great sadness that I say goodbye to one of television's great comedies.
06:31Seinfeld.
06:31Oh Hank, it's The Simpsons.
06:33What?
06:33The Simpsons.
06:34Oh, I'm sorry.
06:35Uh, a fond farewell to The Simpsons.
06:38No, no Hank.
06:40What?
06:40200 episodes.
06:42Oh, oh.
06:43Congratulations on 200 episodes.
06:46The Simpsons 200th episode, followed by King of the Hill.
06:50Coming up next.
06:51Presentation of ABC News.
06:53More Americans get their news from ABC News.
06:58Than from any other source.
07:0130 years of making Monday Night Special.
07:04This week, Green Bay, Minnesota.
07:06It's a wonderful life.
07:08We talk with a woman who is one of the stars.
07:10And the judge who sentences people to sing Jingle Bells.
07:13Next.
07:16Florence, I'd like to ask you about The Brady Bunch.
07:19Okay.
07:20When you were on the show, did you ever have a date with the actor who played your son, Greg?
07:23Yes.
07:24Are you familiar with Growing Up Brady?
07:26Yes.
07:27The new NBC movie based on Greg Brady's tell-all book?
07:30Yes.
07:31Did you try to stop this movie from being made?
07:34Yes.
07:35Would you mind if I recommended a therapist?
07:38Oh, yes.
07:40Growing Up Brady.
07:41What happened when the camera stopped rolling?
07:43NBC Sunday.
07:46Hey, tonight, you're going to want to stay up late for an all-new Saturday Night Live.
07:50Hosted by Jackie Chan.
07:51Plus, the music of Kid Rock.
07:53Your local news is next.
07:55Next on Nightside, a new theme park is jazzing it up.
07:58A sneak peek at all the fun from Jazzland.
08:01But first, thousands pack the streets of Pensacola.
08:04They're rocking and rolling tonight.
08:05Good evening, everyone.
08:06I'm Rebecca Wells.
08:07Imagine a facility for dangerous predators.
08:10Then imagine many are let out and can afford to miss.
08:12Primetime Thursday.
08:14Saturday.
08:15You can't hide from them, Bruce Willis.
08:18I want to be a no more in a bid.
08:20Yes, we'll be some.
08:2112 Monkeys, Saturday on ABC.
08:25Thanksgiving Sunday.
08:26NBC presents the original.
08:28Men in Black.
08:31The original movie.
08:53This week on the Tonight Show, J-Welcome scheduled guests Arnold Schwarzenegger.
08:59That's Brooks, I'm Glenn.
09:01Cameron Diaz and ER's Noah Riley.
09:03Plus, the music of Enrique Iglesias and Melissa Heffridge.
09:07What are the news is next?
09:09Just ahead, more trouble for a Nashville businessman already suspected of beating Hispanic Nashvillians.
09:14We'll have the latest.
09:15And it made millions at the box office this weekend, but some people are dogging dogma as
09:20blasphemy to see the 10th right now.
09:28Roots was the most watched miniseries of all time.
09:32On November 8th, Alex Haley's final masterpiece will make history again.
09:37A world premiere event of Mama Flora's Family coming Sunday, November 8th to CBS.
09:45Laugh with Dave, Martin Short, and Eddie Izzard and rock to the sound of fish.
09:49All tonight, but first, your local news.
09:53Now, on News 4 New England.
09:57Tonight calls pour in to adopt a baby abandoned on a Newton doorstep.
10:01Thousands of lives at risk as Hurricane Mitch moves towards land.
10:05The space shuttle ready for launch tonight to take John Glenn on a new mission of discovery.
10:09And we'll tell you why Ellen DeGeneres, Madonna, and Boston Bad Boys Aerosmith are sharing the
10:15stage in the name of fashion.
10:19This has been a presentation of ABC News.
10:22More Americans get their news from ABC News than from any other source.
10:29Sunday on this week, the fate of Elian and the politics of Elian.
10:33Sunday.
10:35An angry volcano sends ash two miles into the Japanese sky.
10:39And actress Halle Berry faces charges for a hit-and-run accident.
10:43Next on Channel 2 News.
10:47Iwo Jima.
10:58It's crunch time.
10:59The Bills and Colts each need a victory to keep their playoff.
11:03Don't depend.
11:04It's at 9, 8 central.
11:05It's weakest link.
11:07You've got another question round.
11:08Is there any beginning to your knowledge?
11:10You really don't know what you're doing.
11:12Who left their brains at home?
11:14And all the other players hate you.
11:16Perspective.
11:17You're the weakest link.
11:19Weakest link.
11:20You're super wicked.
11:22Weakest link.
11:22NBC Mondays at 9, 8 central.
11:25Is there a village that needs its idiot back?
11:27You're the weakest link.
11:29Weakest link.
11:30You're weakest wicked.
11:31You are the weakest link.
11:33What?
11:34This summer, it's another new comedy on NBC Tuesday.
11:37This is Kristen, small town girl.
11:40Yoo-hoo!
11:41Here's Tommy, big city wheeler dealer.
11:44He's a guy who can't take no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:47No, no, no, no, no for an answer.
11:49Now she works for him.
11:50Looks like big city boys met his greatest challenge.
11:53Every woman who went before her went for Tommy the bad boy.
11:56This one is weird.
11:59Virtue makes her hotter.
12:00Kristen after an early Frasier at 8, 7 central, one week from Tuesday.
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