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00:00:01Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, my bad.
00:00:03Wait a minute.
00:00:05This all started with my sister, Christy,
00:00:08who's a real Beverly Hills princess.
00:00:11Christy Benedict,
00:00:13a rich, spoiled Beverly Hills socialite.
00:00:18Christy lives in her private world
00:00:20of private jets, private assistants,
00:00:25private chefs, private chauffeurs, well...
00:00:30private everything.
00:00:31And her beloved Chinese crested Ruffy
00:00:34was always dressed to the nines.
00:00:37Even Ruffy has her own private Beverly Hills therapist
00:00:41and bodyguard.
00:00:47Irene, Ruffy's fancy schmancy Beverly Hills dog MD,
00:00:52comes to give Ruffy therapy sessions once a week.
00:00:56Even Christy thinks the deputy sheriff's
00:00:59affection for Ruffy is a bit strange.
00:01:08As you see, I'm not the only world-class klutz in the family.
00:01:13Like I said, this is a long story.
00:01:18Golden diva, beauty queen.
00:01:21Daddy's little rich girl, consumer's dream.
00:01:25Unlimited funds, party on, I say.
00:01:28If I keep up this pace, I'll break the bank one day.
00:01:33Give me, give me, give me, give me it all.
00:01:37No matter where the chips may fall.
00:01:41Winner takes all or nothing.
00:01:48Give me, give me, give me it all.
00:01:50No matter where the chips may fall.
00:01:55Winner takes all or nothing at all.
00:02:08Winner takes all or nothing at all.
00:02:08And here she is, Princess Christy.
00:02:12Back from another shopping spree and planning her 35th birthday party.
00:02:17We're working on this new trick I want to show you.
00:02:20Check it out.
00:02:20But, she's still daddy's little rich girl.
00:02:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:33Sorry, Mrs. Robertson.
00:02:34I, uh, I'll, I'll fix that later.
00:02:38Aren't you a little old for that, Joshy?
00:02:41You have your hammer daddy gave you right there.
00:02:44Well, that gets you to call me a conservationist, huh?
00:02:46Daddy owns a gazillion old wells.
00:02:50And you're a tree hugger?
00:02:51You're embarrassing me.
00:02:53Okay, I guess it all depends on how you see things, right?
00:02:56And what are you doing here?
00:02:57Don't you have to be in your shop?
00:03:00Yeah, but where's Ruffy?
00:03:04Oh, poor little doggie.
00:03:08What is she happy wearing today?
00:03:09Here you go.
00:03:10Here, take her.
00:03:11Come to mommy.
00:03:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:03:13Got her?
00:03:14Hmm.
00:03:14Do you need a cup with this stuff?
00:03:17I'll give you a clue.
00:03:19Yes.
00:03:20You know, the earth is hurting from all this consuming.
00:03:23Do you really need all this stuff?
00:03:25Joshy, I just do.
00:03:27Love the accent, yeah.
00:03:29You know that European accent coach you got?
00:03:33Might want to get your money back.
00:03:35This dog's got more clothes than I do.
00:03:37Hey, Josh.
00:03:38Hey.
00:03:40Shopping again?
00:03:42Gloria has worked for my father for a long time.
00:03:46I always thought her real scheme was to try to get him to marry her
00:03:50and steal Christie's inheritance.
00:03:52But the biggest problem I have with her is her loser brother Victor,
00:03:57a wannabe bad boy bookie.
00:03:59I think they share the same ambitions.
00:04:01Dad's wealth.
00:04:03Then there's Riza, his partner in crime.
00:04:06Take it easy.
00:04:08You're starting to look like a man.
00:04:09She is a Russian world champion killer hit chick.
00:04:19Rats.
00:04:20And then came Max, a real lady.
00:04:23You know the type.
00:04:24Cool, smooth, always looking for an easy way to break even.
00:04:28Take a chill pill, you'll have your money.
00:04:30Give me a couple of weeks and I promise I'll get your money for you.
00:04:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:37All of it.
00:05:11Hey man, you need some help?
00:05:13No thanks.
00:05:15Max.
00:05:16Josh Manitink.
00:05:17You work here?
00:05:18No, I own it.
00:05:19You own it.
00:05:23Well, consider this your lucky day Josh.
00:05:29Position filled.
00:05:30You don't even know what kind of help I'm looking for.
00:05:33Don't need to know.
00:05:34What I'm paying?
00:05:35I don't care.
00:05:37I just got a little cash flow problem at the moment.
00:05:42But I'm an expert on skateboards.
00:05:44So what do you say Josh?
00:05:47Yeah, who's your favorite skateboarder?
00:05:52Tommy Eagle.
00:05:54Tommy Hawk.
00:05:55Tommy Hawk.
00:05:56Tommy Hawk.
00:05:57Tommy Hawk.
00:05:57He's pretty good.
00:06:04Hey man, what's up with the gold digger?
00:06:06Well, I'm a treasure hunter by trade.
00:06:09I mostly look for gold.
00:06:11I have what they call a sixth sense.
00:06:14A real rare gift.
00:06:18All right, Max.
00:06:20Come on in.
00:06:22Hey, Josh.
00:06:23You ever hunt for treasure?
00:06:33Max couldn't help but notice that my sister had come in and pasted her face on my favorite
00:06:39pinup poster.
00:06:40Hey, Josh.
00:06:41Who's the hot chick on the poster?
00:06:42No one you'd be interested in.
00:06:44Interesting.
00:06:46Wow.
00:06:50That's my sister, man.
00:06:52She's way out of your league.
00:06:54Your sister?
00:06:55But what, the head or the body?
00:06:58Man, what's wrong with me, man?
00:07:00Nothing.
00:07:01That's my point.
00:07:03Nothing.
00:07:04Okay, you want the inside school?
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:07My sister hangs out at the gold bar and royals.
00:07:10Not places you'll be frequenting with your salary.
00:07:29Hi, Dad.
00:07:30What a nice surprise.
00:07:32What's that?
00:07:33What are you hiding?
00:07:35Me?
00:07:35Is it for my birthday?
00:07:37I have a very special surprise for you.
00:07:40Something that your mother wanted you to have.
00:07:43Mom?
00:07:44What is it?
00:07:46Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:07:47It's something that your mother wore on our wedding day.
00:07:51It means the world to me.
00:07:53And now I want you to have it.
00:08:03Thanks, Dad.
00:08:05Looks great.
00:08:07Bye, Dad.
00:08:08Bye, Dad.
00:08:09And there goes our little princess off to Club Royales to be the center of attention.
00:08:15A real man.
00:08:18Are you?
00:08:18Are you?
00:08:21Are you?
00:08:22A real man.
00:08:23Are you?
00:08:24Are you?
00:08:24Are you?
00:08:25Are you?
00:08:26Are you?
00:08:28Are you?
00:08:29Are you?
00:08:29I'm looking forward to being a real man.
00:08:34Good evening, Miss Benedict.
00:08:36Oohah!
00:08:37Gruppy.
00:08:38And of course, Estelle.
00:08:41Great.
00:08:41I get greeted after the dog.
00:08:43Sorry.
00:08:44We have to go through the riff足.
00:08:45But we have to let them in to make a profit these days.
00:08:50You would think by now they know their place.
00:08:52Whatever happened to class.
00:08:55Hey, you look beautiful.
00:08:59What a pleasant event.
00:09:04Uh, sir.
00:09:05Who are you and what are you doing on a reserve table?
00:09:09Reserve?
00:09:11I didn't see a reserve type.
00:09:14Don't freak out.
00:09:15Don't freak out.
00:09:16Breathe.
00:09:16Breathe in and out.
00:09:17In and out.
00:09:18That's it.
00:09:19That's it.
00:09:20That's it.
00:09:21Good.
00:09:21Remove him.
00:09:26You need to leave, sir.
00:09:28Why?
00:09:29Because this booth is reserved for VIP.
00:09:33She's starting to freak out.
00:09:36And you don't want to see that.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:38Wow, that could be kind of sexy.
00:09:41Sir, that's a reserve booth for VIPs.
00:09:45Either get out or get moved out.
00:09:48Relax, tough guy.
00:09:49That's it.
00:09:50I've been called security.
00:09:52Security!
00:09:53I'll hand it with Billy.
00:09:55Here's this.
00:09:59Sir?
00:10:03What's this?
00:10:04You're buying me another drink?
00:10:08Scott?
00:10:09Give him one of the big ones.
00:10:12A hundred?
00:10:15I don't have a price, ladies.
00:10:18And you don't have enough gold.
00:10:20Obviously, you don't know who you're dealing with.
00:10:23All contrast.
00:10:28I do.
00:10:33Get out of my way.
00:10:40Why are guys always so annoying?
00:10:42The nerve of the guy.
00:10:44I know.
00:10:47Even though Ivan thought he looked gorgeous in the tiara,
00:10:51he knew he had to return it to Girard.
00:10:57Oopsie!
00:10:59Another Ming vase bites the dust.
00:11:03I did like it anyway.
00:11:12Hi, Mom.
00:11:18Hi, Dad.
00:11:20I'm tired.
00:11:22I'm going to bed.
00:11:22You know, I stopped caring about what time you got home
00:11:25about 15 years ago.
00:11:26Whatever.
00:11:28Christy, where's your tiara?
00:11:32Oops.
00:11:34I must have lost it in the club.
00:11:36What?
00:11:37Wait a minute.
00:11:39I told you how important that was to me and your mother.
00:11:41How could you be so careless?
00:11:43Do you have any idea what that thing was worth?
00:11:45What's the big deal?
00:11:46We just get another one.
00:11:48There is no other one.
00:11:50I swear, Christy, you are the most selfish woman that I know.
00:11:53I am so glad your mother's not alive to see how you turned out.
00:11:57You do nothing but take and take and give absolutely nothing in return.
00:12:02Well, I'm going to cut off your trust fund as of right now
00:12:05until you can prove to me that you're worth something in this
00:12:09God-forsaken universe.
00:12:11Good night.
00:12:13So, okay, we work depends on what you are seeing today
00:12:15Just the idea.
00:12:16Goodbye, we have all realized it that we want.
00:12:16Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:12:18What did he say?
00:12:20He's cutting me off.
00:12:22I can't do that.
00:12:25I públicune.
00:12:26Can we do that?
00:12:30Yeah, do you, of course?
00:12:42Guess I do not.
00:12:43Where is the entire day eventual journey?
00:12:43What a rush!
00:12:44I could get used to this treasure hunting thing.
00:12:47Yeah, it's been a while since I found something.
00:12:50This is a good thing.
00:12:52Bring us luck, Josh.
00:12:54Yeah, we make a good team, huh?
00:12:56Like Batman and Robin.
00:12:59Yo, Robin, by the way.
00:13:11Max, Max, you should leave us in the car.
00:13:13It might get stolen.
00:13:14Put that away, Josh.
00:13:15A treasure hunter never reveals his bounty.
00:13:18I'm holding on to one for good luck.
00:13:20I need the luck.
00:13:28Now hold it right there and don't move a muscle!
00:13:31Get over there and empty your pockets in that hat!
00:13:37What?
00:13:38You said to hold it right here.
00:13:41You said don't move a muscle, so...
00:13:43Oh, right.
00:13:46Okay, you can move a muscle, but not all of them.
00:13:50Just enough to, you know, to do what I just said!
00:13:57One of you get their pockets!
00:13:58And what about these two?
00:13:59If one of us goes and gets their wallets over there,
00:14:01the ones staying here will be outnumbered!
00:14:03Yeah, man.
00:14:03What are you supposed to do?
00:14:06Are you completely retarded?
00:14:08I brought these procedures.
00:14:09Done.
00:14:13Oh, hell!
00:14:14One more time, I'm gonna ask you nicer to get over here
00:14:17and empty those pockets in that hat.
00:14:18Come on, now!
00:14:19Hey, get over there, my joe man.
00:14:22Come on.
00:14:22All right.
00:14:23Hey, you know what?
00:14:24I'll take that backpack, too.
00:14:25Oh, yeah.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:34Oh, crap!
00:14:36Ah!
00:14:38Ow!
00:14:40Ow!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:42Hey!
00:14:43Catch.
00:14:44Wig!
00:14:45better skin impact in theふう rugs!
00:14:48I got you!
00:14:49I got you!
00:14:50I got you!
00:15:05Thanks, Steve.
00:15:07Thanks.
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:10I can't get some help over here!
00:15:12Someone give me a hand!
00:15:14Max!
00:15:16I'm not, this is...
00:15:18Don't move!
00:15:21A squirt gun?
00:15:31Once I get a nice day's take and it's lifted.
00:15:35Just like that...
00:15:38Gone.
00:15:39We almost died.
00:15:41It's like your life flashes before your eyes and...
00:15:45And what did you accomplish? What legacy did you leave behind?
00:15:49One way or the other, we're all searching for gold.
00:15:53Take your sister.
00:15:55She's completely searching in the dark.
00:15:58Oh, and you got all of this from a cut-out picture of her head?
00:16:01No.
00:16:03I met her.
00:16:15Please.
00:16:22What do you think?
00:16:24To teach Christy a lesson and have her earn back her inheritance, Gerard decided to stage an elaborate treasure hunt
00:16:32on his movie ranch.
00:16:33We were all in on it.
00:16:35Max, the treasure hunt expert.
00:16:37Eddie, who knew every acre of Gerard's land.
00:16:41And me.
00:16:42My job was damage control.
00:16:44Namely, Christy.
00:16:46She was going to be in for the shock of her life.
00:16:49Because this is one place her gold card wouldn't help her.
00:16:54But there was one thing we didn't count on.
00:16:58Gloria.
00:17:06Oh, you're a dazzling princess.
00:17:09Even without the tiara.
00:17:11Thank you, Daddy.
00:17:12I have friends to impress and you're making me late.
00:17:16Dressed to impress but live to love.
00:17:18That's what your mother used to tell me.
00:17:20Live to love.
00:17:21Let me help you with that.
00:17:29Where's that little girl who used to sing with the birds and laugh at the frog?
00:17:33I wasn't laughing at the frogs.
00:17:35I kissed them.
00:17:37Ugh.
00:17:37And look what it got me.
00:17:39No opinions charming.
00:17:41Very silly, really.
00:17:44I prefer late night champagne at the royals.
00:17:49A lunch or two.
00:17:51At the blue sky club.
00:17:53Is that so wrong for a 29 year old?
00:17:58Hurry.
00:17:59We have to make a grand entrance together.
00:18:07Oh, Gerard.
00:18:08Here.
00:18:08Let me help you.
00:18:11So how long has she been celebrating her 29th?
00:18:14You think her friends will catch on by now?
00:18:16Well, they've caught on, Gloria.
00:18:18They just don't give a damn.
00:18:19Besides, I doubt she has any true friends.
00:18:21Except Josh, of course.
00:18:23There you go.
00:18:24Handsome.
00:18:26You know, it's all my fault the way she is.
00:18:29I was watching her mother dying for a year.
00:18:32All I did was bury myself in my work.
00:18:34And then when she was finally gone instead of being there for her.
00:18:37I just...
00:18:39I just gave her a lot of stuff.
00:18:41She's a grown woman now.
00:18:43Maybe our little treasure hunt will sort her out.
00:18:46If she's the woman I know she can be, I can turn the whole trust over to her.
00:18:50Take the pressure off of me.
00:18:51No.
00:18:54I mean...
00:18:56No way.
00:19:01No way.
00:19:03That selfish little bimbo will live to see the day if I have anything to do it.
00:19:13Damn, I look good.
00:19:24Get your filthy feet off the table, Victor.
00:19:28Flex, sis.
00:19:29Don't call me sis.
00:19:32He doesn't like you here.
00:19:33He thinks you smell funny.
00:19:35And you do.
00:19:40This is what I want you to do.
00:19:42I want you to get a couple of the boys together and stick to them like glue.
00:19:46And then I'll see what I can find out from this end.
00:19:49Is that clear?
00:19:50Get a small crew together and stick to the crew like glue.
00:19:54No.
00:19:55Not them, you pit head.
00:19:58Princess Christie and her moronic brother.
00:20:01You cannot let her get to the end of the hunt.
00:20:05Is that clear?
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:07No.
00:20:08You have to make sure that she has an accident.
00:20:11Are you kidding?
00:20:13And then Gerard will find himself in the arms of his trustful and loyal female for companionship.
00:20:21Namely, moi.
00:20:24What if he doesn't?
00:20:26Shut up, Victor, you...
00:20:29Oh, my God.
00:20:30Victor, he can't find you here.
00:20:32You've got to go hide.
00:20:32Hide, hide, please.
00:20:37Oh, thank you, Victor.
00:20:45Victor, have you lost what's left in your brain?
00:20:48You can't hide there.
00:20:49Can you see me there?
00:20:50Of course I can see you there.
00:20:53Hide.
00:20:53I'll see you at the party.
00:21:19I'll see you at the party.
00:21:22Welcome for a wonderful, wonderful birthday, baby.
00:21:26Christie.
00:21:27Come on up, darling.
00:21:28Come on up.
00:21:29Aroha.
00:21:44Happy birthday, Christie.
00:21:47Come on up.
00:21:52Here, Jim.
00:21:57Aroha.
00:21:59Aroha.
00:22:00Aroha.
00:22:01Aroha.
00:22:02Aroha.
00:22:02Aroha.
00:22:02Aroha.
00:22:02Aroha.
00:22:03Aroha.
00:22:03Aroha.
00:22:03So there I was...
00:22:05In the jungle.
00:22:07This little village was being attacked daily by an elephant.
00:22:11I went into its hive.
00:22:12They live in hives, you know.
00:22:14It kind of freaked out and, uh, trampled the village.
00:22:19That story didn't turn out as quite as I liked,
00:22:21but I can tell you about the time I tracked and killed Sasquatch.
00:22:29Hector.
00:22:30Oh.
00:22:31Hey, Gerard.
00:22:32I didn't know we were going to be graced by your presence today.
00:22:35Oh, no, no, not grace.
00:22:36Gloria invited me.
00:22:41Have some cake.
00:22:42It's really good.
00:22:46It takes a real man's name.
00:22:48Hey, watch it, lady.
00:22:50Oh, my God, you just ruined my dress.
00:22:53Not my problem.
00:23:00I thought he said terracotta.
00:23:02He actually opened the door and it was an anaconda.
00:23:05Excuse me, birthday girl coming through.
00:23:07Excuse me.
00:23:09Happy birthday, Christine.
00:23:11And you are?
00:23:14Max Belvedere.
00:23:16You remember.
00:23:17I know who he is.
00:23:19He is the guy from the club the other night.
00:23:22You've got some nerve.
00:23:24Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:24Now, this is my guess.
00:23:26He was invited.
00:23:31Josh, where's my present?
00:23:33Oh, yeah.
00:23:34Here you go, sis.
00:23:36Happy birthday.
00:23:38Thanks.
00:23:38I'm so excited.
00:23:40I hope it's better than the last one.
00:23:4350,000 shares of Google.
00:23:45Like, what good is that?
00:23:53What is this?
00:23:54Oh, it's a compass.
00:23:57Compass?
00:23:58What does it do?
00:23:59Well, this one's symbolic.
00:24:01Symbolic of what?
00:24:03That you're a bad gift giver?
00:24:05It gives direction when you're lost.
00:24:07And you're lost.
00:24:09I'm not lost.
00:24:10I live in Beverly Hills, California.
00:24:14Okay, seriously, Joshy, where's my rare gift?
00:24:16That's it?
00:24:18This is not a rare gift.
00:24:20Where's daddy?
00:24:23Can I keep it?
00:24:25And that's how I got that rash.
00:24:29Excuse me.
00:24:31Oh.
00:24:32Hello.
00:24:32Hello.
00:24:33I'd like to hear a little more of your story.
00:24:35Let me tell you about my giant sea turtle.
00:24:37Victor.
00:24:42Eddie, I know I'm a disappointment to you because I lost a tiara,
00:24:46but Joshy gave me a stupid present, and nobody loves me.
00:24:50Honey, listen.
00:24:52When you judge someone, you don't define who they are.
00:24:55You define who you are.
00:24:57You have to stop watching Dr. Phil.
00:24:58He's over the top.
00:25:00Christy, I love you.
00:25:01I care about your happiness.
00:25:02So where's my present, then?
00:25:04Me?
00:25:05My?
00:25:05Mine?
00:25:06Is that all you could think about, Christy?
00:25:07Yes.
00:25:08It's my birthday, and I should have nice presents, shouldn't I?
00:25:11Gimme, gimme, gimme!
00:25:14Here.
00:25:16That's the only present you're going to get from me.
00:25:18Open it.
00:25:20It's money?
00:25:23It's a bunch of numbers.
00:25:25Josh and his friend will explain it to you.
00:25:27Is it a Swiss bank account, Daddy?
00:25:29It's a surprise.
00:25:31Daddy, I love your surprises.
00:25:35Josh, don't you dare go anywhere.
00:25:37What is my birthday surprise?
00:25:38What do you mean?
00:25:40Look at him.
00:25:40Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if he told you, now, would it?
00:25:43Excuse me, whatever your name is.
00:25:45It's none of your business.
00:25:46He's a big part of this.
00:25:47Without him, we're never going to find your surprise.
00:25:49Oh.
00:25:51I don't think he had the pleasure.
00:25:52Could you please tell me what his numbers are?
00:25:56Well, there are map coordinates to some location somewhere.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:02We're going on a treasure hunt.
00:26:04You know, with backpacks and sleeping bags and your new compass.
00:26:08But I gotta warn you, it's not going to be easy.
00:26:10We're going to be climbing up mountains, cold nights, creepy crawlies crawling all over you.
00:26:15And, uh, we need 6.30 a.m.
00:26:18Shot.
00:26:18So, uh, make sure you're ready for curlers and black tables and whatever you put in.
00:26:23Whatever.
00:26:24I'll make my own arrangements.
00:26:28Happy birthday!
00:26:33Christy!
00:26:40Eddie, Josh and his friend are keeping an eye on things.
00:26:43But, uh, I'm a little worried about something that just doesn't seem right.
00:26:47So, let me make some inquiries.
00:26:48And, in the meantime, could you see to it that Christy finds what she's looking for?
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:54Thanks, Eddie.
00:26:55Yep.
00:27:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:27:22This is unbelievable.
00:27:26What the hell is she thinking?
00:27:32Oh, man.
00:27:35You have to deal with this, all right?
00:27:36Not me.
00:27:45Good morning, all.
00:27:47Thanks.
00:27:48Just a little something I picked up to make my trip a little bit more terrible.
00:27:52Well, I hate to burst your bubble, princess, but there's no way this monstrosity is going
00:27:57to go where we're going.
00:27:58Ah, with an experienced guide and driver, we'll have no difficulty.
00:28:06This baby's a beast, I tell you.
00:28:08It's got a shower in there.
00:28:09Haven't seen one of those in weeks.
00:28:11Takes me back to when I used to run pig farms.
00:28:13Look, princess.
00:28:14This guy's about two fries short of a happy meal.
00:28:17You're jealous.
00:28:18Of what?
00:28:19My looks, my money, my gold, and my moto coach.
00:28:23Just pick any of them.
00:28:25So, long story short, that's how I accidentally became a ref in the NFL.
00:28:29Whatever.
00:28:30Fine.
00:28:31Hey, let me show you where I hid the teepee.
00:28:33End your makeup.
00:28:45Okay, guys, let's start with the clue.
00:28:50Christa, could you read it, please?
00:29:04I'll let you have it.
00:29:05Let me see that.
00:29:09Well, just as I thought, these are map coordinates.
00:29:13Is it a treasure map?
00:29:17Finally, you come to some use.
00:29:19So, where is it?
00:29:21I think it's looking for you.
00:29:23I think this is it.
00:29:30Josh.
00:29:31Josh.
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:34Uh-huh.
00:29:35He's got something.
00:29:40Bingo.
00:29:41They found something.
00:29:42They did.
00:29:43Being the nice guys that we are, we decided to stage the first clue conveniently close to camp.
00:29:49His box.
00:29:50Whoa.
00:29:56What is it?
00:29:58Is it the gold?
00:29:59Oh.
00:30:01I can't believe this.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:05Oh, my God.
00:30:06Oh, my God.
00:30:07Oh, my God.
00:30:07It's Josh.
00:30:08What is it?
00:30:13It's a flash drive.
00:30:15Surprise!
00:30:16I'll get my laptop.
00:30:18I love daddy's surprises.
00:30:20We all knew she had no clue what that was.
00:30:28Can you see anything, please?
00:30:31It's a map.
00:30:32A treasure map?
00:30:34It looks like it.
00:30:35No poverty in my legacy.
00:30:37Since when did you ever have to face poverty anyway?
00:30:40It's all relative.
00:30:42I've been going through some tough times lately.
00:30:45Haven't I, Stel?
00:30:46Sure.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47It's all relative.
00:30:48You know, I had a relative once.
00:30:50Damnedest thing.
00:30:52Well, what's not relative is out here in the world, right here and now.
00:30:57I can handle myself.
00:30:59All right.
00:31:00So, why don't you take your shoes off and circle the trailer, and if you can't handle
00:31:05that, you sleep in my tent, and I sleep in the trailer.
00:31:09Deal?
00:31:09No deal.
00:31:10No.
00:31:11Deal.
00:31:11Ah, yes!
00:31:13And it's not a trailer.
00:31:14It's a motor coach.
00:31:16I don't sleep in trailers.
00:31:18You're going to sleep in a motor coach tonight, aren't you sure?
00:31:20Maybe.
00:31:21Yeah, I'm fine.
00:31:22All right, girl.
00:31:22Okay, careful.
00:31:24Hey, not so fast.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:28Wait for it.
00:31:33It's probably a snail.
00:31:36A couple rules about sleeping in the coach with old Eric here.
00:31:40Number one, don't touch my feet.
00:31:42I've got a fungus.
00:31:43Number two, stay out of the bathroom around 7 p.m.
00:31:46I've got a routine that I need.
00:31:48A little OCD I've got, and if you hear noises, that's just me.
00:31:54Okay?
00:31:55And thirdly, I have night terrors.
00:31:58So I have a tendency to flail around screaming, mommy, mommy.
00:32:18So we managed to survive our first day without too much drama.
00:32:25Christy slept in a tent for the first time in her life, while Max slept on 1,000 count sheets.
00:32:40I don't know where the hell I am, Gloria.
00:32:44I lost him some time back.
00:32:46I've been driving all night.
00:32:47You know how bad my night vision is?
00:32:50I'm freaking lost.
00:32:51I lost.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56What?
00:32:56What?
00:32:57You're breaking up.
00:32:59You're breaking up.
00:33:01You're breaking up, Gloria.
00:33:04What?
00:33:05What?
00:33:15Well, looks like we headed over that hill.
00:33:18Bummer.
00:33:18Too bad.
00:33:20I wish it was that smaller hill over there.
00:33:22It's a lot easier.
00:33:23Perhaps I should just stay here.
00:33:25You guys don't really need me.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:30I just thought I was slowing you down.
00:34:00You're breaking up.
00:34:04I'm crying.
00:34:13You're breaking up.
00:34:18You're breaking up.
00:34:19I'm a little old man.
00:34:23You're breaking your mouth.
00:34:25You're breaking my mouth.
00:34:25Yeah?
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:27Yeah?
00:34:30You're making me sick.
00:34:44Let's take a break guys, this is such a nice day!
00:34:48What?
00:34:49I don't want to be last anymore.
00:34:52Can someone train princess with me?
00:34:55No!
00:34:56Guys!
00:34:58It's an avalanche!
00:35:01We're all gonna die!
00:35:06Ha!
00:35:08Amazing.
00:35:09Seems like Christy's having a good time.
00:35:11It took me a while to realize that Christy's determination to try and be part of the group was just
00:35:17to get Max's attention.
00:35:19Look, if someone doesn't secure her, we're all going down the hill.
00:35:22It's an earthquake!
00:35:23Christy, it's not an earthquake.
00:35:25Stop moving.
00:35:28It's not an avalanche.
00:35:36You're in my space!
00:35:39I would like to be first!
00:35:46Hello, Christy.
00:35:48I'm fine.
00:35:49I'm good.
00:35:50I'm okay.
00:35:51I'm sure.
00:35:52I'm fine now.
00:35:53Hold on.
00:35:53I'm okay!
00:36:20I'm okay.
00:36:23Oh!
00:36:25Hey!
00:36:26Am I right?
00:36:28Get off me!
00:36:30Come here.
00:36:30Come here, man.
00:36:32Out!
00:36:33What's wrong?
00:36:34Can you please take me back to the motor coach?
00:36:37How?
00:36:38She said please.
00:36:40Yeah, she probably bumped her head.
00:36:43Ouch!
00:36:44Is she okay?
00:36:54There's something about the desert air.
00:36:56It's warm winds can even melt the coldest icebergs.
00:37:01Given enough time, a transformation was taking place in all of us.
00:37:06We could all feel it.
00:37:12There we go.
00:37:14That's how it's done in the wild.
00:37:16I got caught in a wrestling fight with a water buffalo.
00:37:19All kinds of garbors, too.
00:37:21We have a team.
00:37:22What are you doing?
00:37:22She's sleeping in 10.
00:37:23Sleeping in 10.
00:37:24And we're only down now to 10.
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:28Yeah!
00:37:28Well, we're gonna need one to make some of the time.
00:37:30What?
00:37:31You and me.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:33I have gas.
00:37:35Lots and lots of gas.
00:37:37All right, everybody.
00:37:39All right, good night.
00:37:40Good night, Max.
00:37:42Good night.
00:37:43Good night.
00:37:45He left all his food.
00:37:46Look at that.
00:37:53Yeah, it's me.
00:37:55Yeah, I don't know about this anymore.
00:37:57I kind of like these people.
00:37:58Shut up.
00:37:59You've got deep issues.
00:38:01Really deep issues.
00:38:02I mean, you don't need a psychologist.
00:38:05You need to go to Vienna.
00:38:06Back where they really study psychology.
00:38:08I mean, you need Carl Jung.
00:38:10Something really messed up in your head
00:38:12to be screwing with these people this bad.
00:38:14I mean...
00:38:14Get me the location.
00:38:16Whatever.
00:38:16Listen.
00:38:19Or get what you need, okay?
00:38:21But that's it.
00:38:22I'm out of here after that, okay?
00:38:24Okay?
00:38:25Hello?
00:38:26Hello?
00:38:28Did you hang up?
00:38:31Hung up.
00:38:33Coordinates.
00:38:37Did you get the location?
00:38:39Not yet, but we are close.
00:38:42Gloria's gonna be all over me if I don't get that location.
00:38:55I'm gonna go find a professional casino where there's no idiots.
00:39:00Boss, boss.
00:39:01Bring some more.
00:39:03Not spice.
00:39:04Okay?
00:39:05Shut up.
00:39:08Spice.
00:39:09Give me gas.
00:39:09Spice.
00:39:15Spice.
00:39:16Spice!
00:39:16Where is my latte?
00:39:18Coming right up!
00:39:19Coming right up!
00:39:20She's pissed.
00:39:21She's pissed.
00:39:23I guess the magic of last night has worn off.
00:39:26Oh, boy.
00:39:27The demon woman's back.
00:39:29Can't function with that latte!
00:39:31I simply cannot function!
00:39:34Christy did a pretty good job hiding her misery in the desert.
00:39:37But sometimes she slips.
00:39:41As she was not getting Max's attention, she went to work, a la Christy style.
00:39:46We're gonna call Eddie. He's not far from here.
00:39:49His wife is a nurse.
00:39:51Okay, hurry!
00:39:53I'm battling right now.
00:39:55I can't function without my latte!
00:39:57Hey! For God's sakes, will somebody call somebody?
00:40:01Her words are like nails on a chalkboard!
00:40:03Ah, it's too hot!
00:40:05Eddie?
00:40:06Hey, we're here at the camp. This is an ankle.
00:40:09So I'm back!
00:40:12Ouch! Ouch!
00:40:14Ouch!
00:40:16Ouch!
00:40:17Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:40:24It wasn't any surprise that Christy was faking her sprained ankle just to get attention from Max.
00:40:33I don't think Max was buying it.
00:40:36You know, I think we should go to town and take you to a doctor.
00:40:39Oh, no, no. Eddie's here.
00:40:45Howdy, folks!
00:40:46What's wrong? Y'all look a little down.
00:40:48Got a hitch and a get along?
00:40:50Yeah, Christy got a flat tire here.
00:40:53Let me have a look at that ankle.
00:40:59Hmm.
00:41:00I think we better have Wilma take a look at that.
00:41:02I'll take you back to the house.
00:41:04I'll be alright.
00:41:05I don't know.
00:41:06Twenty years of marriage with that woman.
00:41:08Never seen a better nurse.
00:41:10She'll fix you right up.
00:41:11Thanks, Eddie.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:13Okay?
00:41:14I'll just go in and slip into something more appropriate then.
00:41:17Oh.
00:41:18Ouch.
00:41:20Ouch.
00:41:20It's down.
00:41:22Ouch.
00:41:23Nice.
00:41:24Nice to meet you.
00:41:25My soul.
00:41:41My soul was real.
00:41:42I love you.
00:41:45My soul was alive.
00:41:49I love you.
00:41:52I'm so tired.
00:41:53Look at this one and you're living here.
00:41:53You know, these are my soul pals.
00:41:54You're the two hours I'm tired of holding out.
00:41:54I'm tired of eating and you're tired of tasting lots of things.
00:41:55I can't eat them and be tired.
00:41:55I can't eat them all.
00:42:11and what are you I'm a nurse what are you I meant what are you doing oh we're
00:42:19rehearsing for the Giants acting dancing Eddie's our manager first we need to get
00:42:24that foot taken care of then we can gab yeah all right let's do it what's that oh we have
00:42:35a pool
00:42:35going on to see how much longer you're gonna last on this gold hunt of yours what look at yourself
00:42:41missy do you actually think that you belong out here why wouldn't I well most of us provide some
00:42:47worthwhile services to society oh but wait a minute every society needs a ditzy rich blonde
00:42:54that we can all read about in the magazines all right that's enough okay come on guys lay off whatever
00:43:10in many ways you remind me of your mother you knew my mom I was with her up to the
00:43:17very end you know
00:43:20you were I adored your mother she had a heart of gold
00:43:32so how is it
00:43:35much better thanks when you're ready to go I'll run you on back to camp
00:43:39thank you thank you both
00:43:50Eddie I didn't know you and Wilma knew my mother
00:43:54oh we've known your family forever I think
00:43:58ever since you was just a little thing all this land here
00:44:01over a hundred acres of it all belongs to your pocket
00:44:04oh I didn't know that I've been managing it for over 40 years for him
00:44:08that's how Josh got hooked up with your family he was with me first
00:44:12and your pop turned it into a movie ranch just after I met him
00:44:15really
00:44:41thanks Eddie
00:44:58hey are you having trouble sleeping how's your foot much better thank you
00:45:06you uh you care to take a walk
00:45:11that's cute um but I can fix that
00:45:14okay
00:45:18all right
00:45:24a little loose
00:45:26just my style
00:45:30yeah it kind of matches your outfit right
00:45:35all right
00:45:36all right
00:45:36I can trip and fall
00:45:38well I'll be there to catch you
00:45:45so shall we
00:45:50I've never seen so many stars
00:45:53look there's a shooting star
00:45:55where
00:45:55right there
00:45:57make a wish
00:45:59I wish I could believe in that
00:46:02well I believe that anything's possible if you make it happen
00:46:07I begin to wonder what I'm doing here
00:46:11maybe I should just go home
00:46:12nah you shouldn't
00:46:16I'm not sure I belong here
00:46:19well we all have obstacles to overcome
00:46:25mine's gambling
00:46:27so now I just play slot machines
00:46:31everything's gonna be okay Christy
00:46:34for both of us
00:46:36for both of us
00:46:39yeah
00:46:41for both of us
00:47:03rise and shine
00:47:07rise and shine
00:47:08rise and shine
00:47:09wait a second
00:47:11who are you
00:47:12and what have you done to Christy
00:47:13and what happened to where's my latte
00:47:16what a good idea
00:47:17let's make some lattes
00:47:23it's a beautiful day for the treasure hunt
00:47:25definitely
00:47:35I don't know what's going on here
00:47:37romantic walks
00:47:38and moonlight serenades
00:47:41I
00:47:42have a check the oil
00:47:43okay
00:47:55hello Gloria
00:47:57come in
00:47:59Victor
00:48:00you dimwit
00:48:01what
00:48:02you idiot
00:48:04Victor
00:48:05what
00:48:05hello
00:48:06Victor
00:48:07Gloria
00:48:08hello
00:48:08come in
00:48:09why isn't that blonde
00:48:10big bull bitch pushing up daisies yet
00:48:12what
00:48:14hello
00:48:16Victor
00:48:17damn
00:48:18damn
00:48:19damn you befo-
00:48:28gotta hate cell phones
00:48:30cool it Victor
00:48:32we know we're there now
00:48:33Gloria can't just chill
00:48:35yeah we know where the base camp is
00:48:37not the gold
00:48:42look at that
00:48:44they all fell down
00:48:47spicy
00:48:59I took a taxi to a plane
00:49:06from my flight I took a taxi to a runaway train
00:49:13thank you
00:49:14thank you
00:49:18here you go Josh
00:49:19oh
00:49:20why thank you
00:49:44you guys want to get a tent or something
00:49:51oh
00:49:51oh
00:49:52so hard
00:49:57we made it
00:49:58good workout
00:50:00oh this is great
00:50:03that's
00:50:03okay Josh
00:50:04this is not a hill
00:50:04that's technically a mountain I think
00:50:06okay let's go
00:50:08one step to the left
00:50:10one step to the left
00:50:11another two steps to the left
00:50:13two steps to the left
00:50:15and uh
00:50:16one step to the right
00:50:17one step to the right
00:50:19okay
00:50:23bingo
00:50:24where
00:50:25this is so exciting
00:50:28there must have been an alien abduction last night
00:50:30what kind of spell did you put on my sister
00:50:32voila
00:50:34it's a cave
00:50:35it's a cave
00:50:35let me see
00:50:36let me see
00:50:37let me see
00:50:38right over there to the right
00:50:40oh
00:50:42you are a genius
00:50:43you found my gold
00:50:45let's go
00:50:46let's go
00:50:51all right we're almost there
00:50:53we better get our jackets out
00:50:55it's gonna be cold inside
00:50:56okay
00:50:57ah
00:51:03it's dark in there
00:51:05let's go
00:51:06be careful
00:51:07there may be really large bats inside
00:51:10what?
00:51:11just kidding
00:51:28someone's already been in here
00:51:30yeah yeah I think I saw some bigfoot tracks down there
00:51:41oh my god please
00:51:44it wasn't me
00:51:45my bad
00:51:47it's all this kneeling down
00:51:52what the hell
00:51:53it's a dead end
00:51:54this can't be right
00:51:55check the coordinates again
00:52:00no they're right
00:52:03open it
00:52:03maybe it's a door
00:52:08it's a metal plate
00:52:10let me see if I can push it open
00:52:13there's something blocking it
00:52:16look
00:52:16I found something
00:52:17let me see
00:52:20that's a key
00:52:21but I don't see a keyhole
00:52:25what's that
00:52:26uh
00:52:27it's a little something
00:52:28Santa left me
00:52:33alright guys
00:52:34back up
00:52:35we've only got a couple of seconds
00:52:56what's that
00:52:57why that shot
00:52:59who
00:52:59who bist du
00:53:00you ruined my shot
00:53:01you ruined my shot
00:53:03why you do that
00:53:04Mardi
00:53:05don't you hire these extras
00:53:06you're so fired
00:53:08you're so fired
00:53:09Mardi
00:53:10Mardi
00:53:11didn't you hire these extras out here
00:53:12why Mardi
00:53:13Mardi
00:53:14who is actually
00:53:14you making the boom
00:53:16to the back
00:53:16what you do
00:53:17wait let me see it
00:53:18I'll be
00:53:18God damn
00:53:19Mardi you're fired
00:53:21you're fired
00:53:24you're all fired
00:53:25you're all fired
00:53:26get off of my sack
00:53:28what is that
00:53:30well that obviously wasn't the right coordinates
00:53:33oh it's the right place
00:53:35we must be just off a little
00:53:36but we are at the cave
00:53:38covers a lot of area Christy
00:53:40let's go back to the camp
00:53:42and try this again in the morning
00:53:44when we have the exact coordinates
00:53:45that sounds like a plan
00:53:46alright hold on
00:53:47did anyone else find that a little odd
00:53:50not at all
00:53:52what do you expect
00:53:53it's daddy's movie ranch
00:54:06hello
00:54:09way to look out Higgins
00:54:13want to hear what I got or not
00:54:25this changes the whole playing field now doesn't it
00:54:27now you promised no one will get hurt right
00:54:30nobody gets hurt
00:54:31get the cash and return the girl
00:54:32just the cash
00:54:37hit her with a dart or something
00:54:38what are you doing
00:54:39I don't know
00:54:40what do you mean you don't know
00:54:41nobody's gonna get hurt
00:54:42no one will get hurt then
00:54:43why do you keep throwing darts
00:54:45when you say no one's gonna get hurt
00:54:46are you gonna hurt her with a dart or something
00:54:48just the cash
00:54:49that's all I want
00:54:50you're doing it again
00:54:51are you saying yes to the cash
00:54:53and no to the hurt
00:54:54just the cash
00:54:55no girl
00:54:56I gave you that
00:54:57knowing that you wouldn't hurt her
00:54:58you're not convincing me here
00:55:00are you alright
00:55:01I mean it's
00:55:01you just want cash
00:55:03and returning girl
00:55:04just the cash
00:55:07okay
00:55:09okay
00:55:09okay
00:55:10good
00:55:10nice place you have her
00:55:13here you go
00:55:20Raffi
00:55:22Raffi
00:55:22Raffi is missing
00:55:23where could she be
00:55:24when was the last time you saw her
00:55:26she was sleeping next to me like always
00:55:30it's gonna be okay
00:55:31okay everybody let's check the area
00:55:38I'm sure we'll find her
00:55:40she's probably around here somewhere
00:55:41taking a whiz
00:55:44Raffi
00:55:46Raffi
00:55:46Raffi
00:55:51Raffi
00:55:52oh I think I
00:55:53no that's not her
00:55:54thought I saw something
00:55:56Raffi
00:55:58this is bad
00:55:59if we don't find Raffi
00:56:00it's like a year of therapy
00:56:02Raffi
00:56:04Raffi
00:56:06Raffi
00:56:08Raffi
00:56:08Raffi
00:56:08where are you
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00:57:09I'll be taking that.
00:57:13Okay, everybody.
00:57:15As of right now, the plan goes into effect.
00:57:18You whiny little brat.
00:57:20Thought you could outsmart me, didn't you?
00:57:22Victor.
00:57:24Oh, right.
00:57:25Gotta go.
00:57:42Ruffy's back.
00:57:43She's dragging something.
00:57:51It's addressed to Prince Benedict.
00:57:53Let me see that.
00:57:59You've got your pain in the ass of a sister.
00:58:03That spoiled, uneducated, miserly, two-timing.
00:58:07I mean, it just keeps going.
00:58:08If you want to see her alive again, put the coordinates for the treasure in a brown paper bag.
00:58:14Leave it under the wagon wheel, next to the oil drum, by the tree, next to the Red Rock gas
00:58:20station.
00:58:20Bring the coordinates and we'll bring the princess from hell.
00:58:24It says we're very desperate ex-communists from Spain.
00:58:28No, Spain's crossed out.
00:58:29Kazakhstan, spelled incorrectly, is put in its place.
00:58:33So we're obviously dealing with professionals here.
00:58:37What the hell are we going to do?
00:58:40I want to get to the car.
00:58:42My phone's in there.
00:58:45Thanks, Josh.
00:58:50Eddie, I'm afraid my suspicions were right.
00:58:52They've kidnapped Christy.
00:59:01Put me through to Lester Perkins.
00:59:03Hey, it's almost 12 o'clock.
00:59:04We should get going.
00:59:06Yeah, I hope Eddie can track them from here.
00:59:08The finishes real close.
00:59:09And then what are we going to do?
00:59:11Well, you've got how to find her.
00:59:13That's comforting.
00:59:20Hi.
00:59:21Hello.
00:59:23Hello.
00:59:26What?
00:59:28What?
00:59:28What happened?
00:59:30What?
00:59:31I can't understand a word you're saying.
00:59:34Oh, for God's sakes.
00:59:37Ouch!
00:59:38You're the one who let Ruffy out, aren't you?
00:59:40Ruffy's back.
00:59:41She's fine.
00:59:42I would never have heard her, okay?
00:59:45Just relax.
00:59:48Eric.
00:59:49What?
00:59:50These ropes are hurting me.
00:59:52Don't tell me a girl like you's never been tied up before.
00:59:55I'm sure you're enjoying it, okay?
00:59:56But they are too tight.
00:59:58What's wrong with being tied up?
00:59:59It's nice to be tied up sometimes.
01:00:00I like being tied up sometimes.
01:00:02You know, it's kind of cool.
01:00:03Well, just sit back and go with it, okay?
01:00:08I'll give you a surprise.
01:00:11Really?
01:00:12Mm-hmm.
01:00:14What the hell?
01:00:15This is all going to crap anyway, right?
01:00:17I mean, you're going to give me a surprise.
01:00:19I'm sure into that because you've got a couple nice surprises there, if you know what I mean.
01:00:23They look pretty nice.
01:00:25Let's have that surprise.
01:00:26That's for staring at my friends.
01:00:29That's for letting a roughy out.
01:00:31Oh, my God.
01:00:31That's for pissing me off.
01:00:36Is that it?
01:00:38Sit down, bitch.
01:00:40Nobody calls me bitch, bitch.
01:00:43Don't you just love a good bitch fight?
01:00:46I beg your pardon, sir.
01:00:48Those two happen to be beautiful ladies.
01:00:51I'll give you five to one on the one with a big rack.
01:00:53Don't bat on her.
01:00:54She's going to be dead when Glory gets here.
01:00:58In fact, so are you.
01:01:01I think I forgot to lock my car.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:06All righty.
01:01:07You want to do this?
01:01:09Okie dokie.
01:01:11I'll be back to deal with you later, sugar plums.
01:01:13Daddy's going to go to work.
01:01:15All right, meathead.
01:01:16What about this?
01:01:18You like that?
01:01:19I got another one.
01:01:20Oh, yeah.
01:01:21Oh, ok.
01:01:22You want to still stand?
01:01:23Come on, now.
01:01:25You son of a bitch.
01:01:27I hate you.
01:01:28Oh, my God.
01:01:29Oh, look at it.
01:01:30I'm not a good dancer.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:43I can't believe you just swallowed the dart.
01:01:47Oh, little sugar wants to dance, I see.
01:01:50Oh, and I'll kiss on the first date.
01:01:57I am tired of this.
01:01:59Oh, my God.
01:02:11You bitch.
01:02:29Told you I'd get to you, sweet cheeks.
01:02:34Uh, if I were you, I'd run.
01:02:37I'm taking this.
01:02:39Thanks for the surprise.
01:02:54I'm taking this.
01:03:13I'm taking this.
01:03:14I'm taking this.
01:03:17Turn left.
01:03:1830 feet.
01:03:20Turn right at next junction.
01:03:23Go straight.
01:03:24Stop.
01:03:25This is a dead end.
01:03:27Go back.
01:03:28Turn left.
01:03:30Turn right.
01:03:31Go back.
01:03:32Turn around.
01:03:34Circle back.
01:03:3550 feet and turn left.
01:03:37Stop.
01:03:39Go back.
01:03:40Where are you going?
01:03:42Go straight.
01:03:43Turn right.
01:03:4510 feet.
01:03:46Where are you going?
01:03:47Rats.
01:03:48You are lost.
01:04:03What is Victor doing here?
01:04:06What is Victor doing here?
01:04:18No.
01:04:32There's nothing left.
01:04:33You are lost.
01:04:35No.
01:04:35No.
01:04:40I'm still looking for a baby.
01:04:41I'm still looking for a baby, but you're in the boat.
01:04:45I'm still looking for a baby.
01:05:09We might be making a mistake giving them the coordinates.
01:05:15Hello?
01:05:17Yeah?
01:05:19Eddie has Christy.
01:05:25Let's go get Christy.
01:05:27I'm driving.
01:05:28Okay, we're going.
01:05:34Turn left. Butch Road. 200 feet ahead.
01:05:38I have a question, ma'am. Are these the right directions?
01:05:41Turn right. Burma Road. 50 feet ahead.
01:05:44You heard it, lady.
01:05:45Turn right!
01:05:48I got a rescue!
01:05:53No backseat driving!
01:06:05You two shut your mouth every once in a while and you figure out where I'm going.
01:06:10Alright, let's get to work.
01:06:12Yeah, we ought to figure.
01:06:15Hey, Higgins, give me your...
01:06:16No, no, boss. This is mine.
01:06:18Come on, Higgins.
01:06:19I'm big guy.
01:06:20You know, you're disrespectful, Higgins.
01:06:22Oh my gosh, Eddie, it's them!
01:06:25Well, well, well.
01:06:27I'll handle this.
01:06:29Well, isn't this cute?
01:06:31Coming around, huh?
01:06:32You want it with the right?
01:06:34You want it with the left?
01:06:34Or should I...
01:06:35I'll drive you into the dirt!
01:06:37Oh, boy!
01:06:39What?
01:06:41Good job, Eddie.
01:06:43I will...
01:06:46I will pound you into the dirt!
01:06:48You little creep.
01:06:49Yeah, you need a bat!
01:06:50Get me out of this thing!
01:06:52Higgins!
01:06:53Take care of that!
01:06:54Matt!
01:06:55Christy!
01:06:57What's up, pretty boy?
01:06:59Wanna piece a piece?
01:07:00Yeah, pretty good.
01:07:09Nobody move!
01:07:10Eric!
01:07:11What is this all about?
01:07:12Well, Christy, Gloria and her brother, Victor, over here
01:07:16have been siphoning millions off your inheritance from your estate.
01:07:20You idiot!
01:07:21Aw!
01:07:22Get her off me!
01:07:23Idiot!
01:07:25Why don't you give it a break, okay?
01:07:27You heard him.
01:07:27Give it a rest!
01:07:29Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:07:34What?
01:07:35I thought you were an actor.
01:07:37I actually have more aspirations of being a director.
01:07:40Well, I'm sorry.
01:07:41I'm just trying to figure this out.
01:07:43So you're a mole for my dad, a spy for Reza, a driver for my sister,
01:07:47and an FBI agent.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50With aspirations to act and direct.
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:53That pretty much sums it up.
01:07:55Wow.
01:07:55Does that make you a quadruple agent?
01:07:59I guess so, yeah.
01:08:00And I thought my life was complicated.
01:08:03Victor here and Gloria have been planning this for God knows how long.
01:08:06It's only until the treasure hunt that this all came out in the open.
01:08:09I'm really sorry I had to deceive you guys.
01:08:10No.
01:08:11We thank you.
01:08:12Well, we'll always have the hill.
01:08:15It's a good fall there, Josh.
01:08:19All right.
01:08:27Now let's go get Gloria.
01:08:31It's been a crazy week.
01:08:33From the bar fights, falling down a mountain, being part of an FBI sting.
01:08:38You know what?
01:08:39We should just have a rest over here and take a load off.
01:08:44Hey, I have an idea.
01:08:46I'm feeling kind of lucky about the day.
01:08:49How about we give it one more shot with the treasure?
01:08:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:54You're right.
01:08:55You're right.
01:08:56Check the GPS.
01:08:59Wow.
01:09:00We may just get lucky here.
01:09:01Really?
01:09:01We're pretty close.
01:09:03Look.
01:09:04All right.
01:09:06I'll just protect Christy here.
01:09:08I've got the bat.
01:09:09Make sure she's safe.
01:09:11Thanks, Joshy.
01:09:13Hey, Eddie.
01:09:14How you doing?
01:09:15I'm just waiting to see how this all plays out.
01:09:40Wow.
01:09:43This is worth a lot of money.
01:09:48All right.
01:09:51Let's see.
01:09:52Found out treasure.
01:09:53Let me see.
01:09:55Happy birthday, sis.
01:09:58Do you have the key?
01:10:01It's already open.
01:10:05Let's see what's inside.
01:10:06Okay.
01:10:11It's a note.
01:10:15My dear princess, happy birthday.
01:10:18Never forget who you are.
01:10:20Remember and please live by what I always said.
01:10:25Live to love.
01:10:29I love you with all my heart.
01:10:32Forever.
01:10:33Mom.
01:10:41It's a diary.
01:10:46It's my mom's legacy.
01:10:48The proof of her heritage.
01:10:52She was a real princess.
01:10:54And that makes me...
01:11:00Princess.
01:11:02That's all I ever wanted to be.
01:11:05I always knew you were a princess.
01:11:07Thank you, Josh.
01:11:08For showing me what matters most in life.
01:11:11Family, friends, and love.
01:11:16Give her in.
01:11:17Let her go.
01:11:18Shut up.
01:11:19Let her go.
01:11:26Oh.
01:11:30Uh.
01:11:31Sorry.
01:11:32Got a little excited there.
01:11:34Never punched a man before.
01:11:44That's two today! I'm on a roll, man!
01:11:46Eddie! Handcuffs!
01:11:59Yo, Eric, I forgot your real name.
01:12:02Get back here. I got another one for you.
01:12:04See you guys later.
01:12:06Oh, my God.
01:12:15I was tea.
01:12:18I'm gonna be my princess.
01:12:20Please?
01:12:31Guys, please, you need to quit. Wait till later. I'm still here. I think I just vomit a little bit
01:12:36in my mouth.
01:12:37Like, could we please? I need to take a shower. I've been in the desert for three days.
01:12:41Wait a minute. I know of a place.
01:12:44Yeah?
01:12:44Yeah.
01:12:45Is there any shopping?
01:12:48Just kidding!
01:13:08Gloria, I've been going away for a very, very long time. Just let me get this around here. Hang on
01:13:16a second.
01:13:16Oh, for goodness sake.
01:13:19Oh, you're good at that.
01:13:24Damn!
01:13:25Whoopsie daisy.
01:13:27You're gonna probably need that.
01:13:29There you go. You need that in prison.
01:13:31It's money.
01:13:33Gerard, pleasure doing business with you.
01:13:35Lester Perkins, you're a good man.
01:13:37I am going to one of those country club prisons, am I not?
01:13:41I'm afraid not. You see all those prisons are filled up with politicians at the moment.
01:13:45You're going to maximum security prison.
01:13:48Well, maybe there's something we could work out.
01:13:51Well, I could send you the loony bin, but they have nicer pillows, but that's because of the shock treatment.
01:13:55Let me think about it.
01:13:57Take her away.
01:13:59Oh, what's the nail?
01:14:02Lester Perkins, FBI.
01:14:12All right.
01:14:13My expert treasure hunting skills leads me to believe that the gold is right...
01:14:19Here.
01:14:20Wait.
01:14:22Let's go.
01:14:24On this grave.
01:14:26Oh, my God.
01:14:28Let's go.
01:14:29Let's go.
01:14:29Let's go.
01:14:31What do you think?
01:14:33Oh, man. What's happening here?
01:14:36This is crazy, man.
01:14:38Yo, yo, can I see that real quick?
01:14:43Are you sure you know what you're doing?
01:14:44Let me teach you a little something.
01:14:46Josh, don't do it!
01:14:51I guess not, man.
01:14:52Are you okay, Joshy?
01:14:54Joshy, I thought you could skateboard.
01:14:56I just wanna smile.
01:15:00I don't wanna compromise.
01:15:04I'm raising my hands.
01:15:08Into a cloud.
01:15:09So now you know how I ended up here, surrounded by the gold and the beautiful.
01:15:19Just the way you looked at me, I see reflected all I can be.
01:15:31You pulled me up to higher ground, so my spirits...
01:15:40After the transformation in the desert, and getting her inheritance back,
01:15:45Christy founded a charity for single parent kids.
01:15:48Kat.
01:15:58Lucky girl.
01:16:16Princess.
01:16:18Will you marry me?
01:16:20Yes!
01:16:22Yes!
01:16:23Yes!
01:16:24Yes!
01:16:25Yes!
01:16:25Yes!
01:16:25And they lived happily ever after!
01:16:27Mission accomplished.
01:16:29or not so is Christy really a princess so the treasure hunt did change Christy okay but not
01:16:47all that much the only downside was we had to rush little roughy back into therapy it seems
01:16:56the trauma of the treasure hunt had given poor roughy and eating disorder
01:17:11so in the end Christy will always be Christy and we love her just the way she is well most
01:17:19of the time
01:17:28I'm okay
01:17:30glamour gods paparazzi's delight
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