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00:00:17For centuries, men have bled rivers and burned kingdoms to the ground for a cursed lamp.
00:00:24They call it magical, divine, a gift from the gods.
00:00:31Three wishes, just three, but they never see the truth, never hear the screams buried beneath each wish.
00:00:42Every wish carved in greed, every war lit by envy, empires rose with trembling hands and crumbled beneath the weight
00:00:52of what they thought they wanted.
00:00:54Blood spilled in the name of wistfulness, of dreams too frail to hold the weight of reality.
00:01:01I watched kings go mad from power they begged for.
00:01:05Lovers twist devotion into daggers.
00:01:09Brothers slit throats for promises that never came.
00:01:12I have seen miracles grant me, and souls shattered me, for this lamp does not grant joy.
00:01:19It exposes it.
00:01:22Brothers
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00:02:28Yeah. It looks nice.
00:02:32It's big.
00:02:36Yeah, it's big.
00:02:39I mean, you could look at it as a bunch of small spaces put together in one.
00:02:46What?
00:02:47Just trying to be helpful. Jesus Christ.
00:02:51Okay, okay.
00:02:53It's just three days, right?
00:02:57Yeah.
00:02:58It's three days.
00:03:02We'll be out here first thing Monday morning, okay?
00:03:06It'll be like none of this ever happened.
00:03:10All right?
00:03:14Look, the doctor said in order to beat this thing, you gotta face it head on.
00:03:24You can't beat it by being afraid.
00:03:29That was good.
00:03:32Did you get that jam on a fortune cookie?
00:03:35Maybe.
00:03:36Maybe.
00:03:42Just trying to help.
00:03:45Besides, it's a positive truth, huh?
00:03:53All right, so what do you say, uh, I grab the bags to meet you inside?
00:03:57Yeah?
00:04:02All right.
00:04:03The door should be open. Go.
00:04:05I got it.
00:04:08Go.
00:04:09Keep walking.
00:04:12I'm serious. I'll be there.
00:04:13Go.
00:04:20Three days.
00:04:24Three fucking days.
00:04:39Two, ten.
00:04:42Four.
00:04:44Four.
00:04:45Four.
00:04:47Four.
00:04:51Four.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:22Oh, my God.
00:05:57Oh, my God.
00:06:22Oh, my God.
00:07:04Oh, my God.
00:07:06Oh, my God.
00:07:07I didn't mean to scare you.
00:07:11Too late for that.
00:07:15What were you doing?
00:07:15What?
00:07:16I, um, was looking at the woods.
00:07:23Looking at the woods?
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29You see anything interesting out there?
00:07:32Uh, no.
00:07:34Not, not really.
00:07:35Huh?
00:07:36Hmm.
00:07:39There's a lot of wildlife in those woods.
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:46I reckon we'll see, uh, deer, bears, lions, tigers.
00:07:55Oh, my.
00:07:55Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:55You're not helping.
00:07:56In fact, you're making it worse.
00:07:59Sorry.
00:08:01Hey.
00:08:02Why don't we go pick out a room before the other ones get here, huh?
00:08:06Early bird gets his worm.
00:08:08Come on.
00:08:12Baby.
00:08:14Come on.
00:08:16Where are you going?
00:08:30No, that's all good, man.
00:08:33Yeah, just take your time.
00:08:35We'll see you in the morning.
00:08:38Oh, yeah.
00:08:40The place is awesome.
00:08:42Oh, yeah.
00:08:42Yeah, yeah.
00:08:43Wait till you see it.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:48Okay.
00:08:48Well, we'll see you soon.
00:08:49Be careful.
00:08:51All right.
00:08:52Bye.
00:08:54Who's that?
00:08:58That was Derek.
00:09:01Something came up at the firm.
00:09:04Mel doesn't want to drive up alone.
00:09:06He doesn't want to make her wait.
00:09:09They'll be here in the morning.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:14Hey, I left your bag up on the bed here if you want to unpack.
00:09:18And any of those chores of yours, you could have.
00:09:36Oh, my God.
00:09:41God.
00:09:46Let's go.
00:09:47Oh, my God.
00:09:47Oh, my God.
00:09:48Oh, my God.
00:09:50Oh, my God.
00:09:58Honey, Rachel, what are you doing?
00:10:01What is that?
00:10:04Um, what is this?
00:10:06I don't know.
00:10:09I mean, it looks like one of those lamps that you rub when Jeannie comes out.
00:10:14Right?
00:10:14Right.
00:10:15No, I get that.
00:10:16I just, I mean, what is it doing in here?
00:10:18I don't know what it's doing there.
00:10:23Hmm.
00:10:25Looks kind of cool.
00:10:26Looks very antique-y.
00:10:29Antique-y?
00:10:31You like stuff like that.
00:10:34Strange.
00:10:36What, you want me to call the owners?
00:10:38Let them know maybe somebody left it behind when they were checking out?
00:10:42Maybe.
00:10:43What?
00:10:46Um.
00:10:47No, nothing.
00:10:48I, who cares, right?
00:10:51It's just a lamp.
00:10:54Yeah.
00:10:55It's a lamp.
00:10:56Who cares?
00:11:01I'm going to unpack, okay?
00:11:08I'm going to...
00:11:22I'm going to...
00:11:26I'm going to...
00:11:41I don't know.
00:12:12I don't know.
00:12:39I don't know.
00:13:08I don't know.
00:13:32I don't know.
00:14:17I don't know.
00:14:22No, no, no, no, I'm not.
00:14:23It's just, it was like one of those places that sold boiling peanuts, windshield wipers, and probably meth.
00:14:29No, definitely meth.
00:14:31Definitely meth.
00:14:32I mean, the attendant handed me a key tied to a cinder block, a cinder block, like, like, like I
00:14:38was gonna break into Alcatraz just to take a fucking dump.
00:14:41Derek!
00:14:42Derek!
00:14:42Derek!
00:14:42What?
00:14:43He asked, he obviously wants to hear the story.
00:14:44No, no, I do.
00:14:45I want to, please continue, please.
00:14:47Okay, anyway, thank you.
00:14:49Um, rusted knife, flickering light.
00:14:52I mean, I mean, somebody definitely died in there once.
00:14:54I mean, somebody definitely died in there once.
00:14:55Probably.
00:14:58The toilet, I mean, looked like I witnessed crimes.
00:15:01Seat was cracked, floor was sticky, and the graffiti on the wall said shit like, even Satan wouldn't shit here.
00:15:08The fuck out of here?
00:15:09Are you serious?
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:11Ha ha!
00:15:12All right.
00:15:14Anyway, I hovered, I sweat, I said a prayer, and just when I thought I was in the clear, the
00:15:22door flung open.
00:15:24What?
00:15:24Mm-hmm.
00:15:25Forgot to lash it.
00:15:26What?
00:15:27Yep.
00:15:28I met a trucker named Gene E.
00:15:31Gene E?
00:15:32Yeah, he, uh.
00:15:33Two words?
00:15:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:34Uh, me and him made soul-shattering eye contact.
00:15:39Oh, screamed.
00:15:41I don't think either of us are ever in love again.
00:15:44Ha ha ha ha.
00:15:46But hey, that burrito though, huh?
00:15:48Oh, fuck, dude.
00:15:50It was totally worth it.
00:15:51Ha ha ha ha.
00:15:51All right, corner pocket right there.
00:15:54Hey, there she is.
00:15:56Ah, somebody slipped in.
00:15:59Yeah, I didn't realize I slept in.
00:16:01Well, that's okay.
00:16:02It's the first night, new place, right?
00:16:05Maybe you want a beer?
00:16:06Uh, no, thanks.
00:16:08Oh, please drink with me.
00:16:10I cannot suffer through these two idiots on my own.
00:16:14Maybe later.
00:16:15So how do you like the cabin?
00:16:18It's nice.
00:16:19I wasn't sure with, um, uh, the condition.
00:16:24Oh, um, well, we're working on it.
00:16:28The doctor said that, uh, the weekend would be good for her, you know, that she needed to face her
00:16:34peers kind of thing.
00:16:35Yeah, right.
00:16:38Well, I'm gonna grab our bags from the car.
00:16:41Okay.
00:16:41Do you want to show Mel to our den of love for the weekend?
00:16:44Yeah, of course.
00:16:45Come on, you're helping.
00:16:47Oh, I am?
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:51I guess I am.
00:16:52Maybe I'll leave you a beer.
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:58Let's go, burrito boy.
00:17:01Okay.
00:17:01Show me the digs.
00:17:03All right.
00:17:03Show me what's up.
00:17:25Oh, I feel better.
00:17:27Um, so obviously this is us, but the one in the back is just as big.
00:17:30What the heck is this?
00:17:32Um, nothing.
00:17:33And it's just, uh, a lamp that was here, uh, last night when we got in.
00:17:37Oh, it's weird, right?
00:17:39Beautiful.
00:17:40It's like, you know, this is like one of those old basement finds that's worth like a zillion dollars on
00:17:46that one show.
00:17:48Uh, maybe.
00:17:50I don't know.
00:17:50Huh.
00:17:52So it was just here when you arrived?
00:17:54Yep.
00:17:55Just there in the drawer.
00:17:56Huh.
00:17:57I wonder if it grants wishes.
00:18:00You know, like from the stories, you rub it.
00:18:03You get a wish.
00:18:04Yeah, I know the stories.
00:18:05Um, just messing with you.
00:18:08Hey, babe.
00:18:09Babe!
00:18:10Hey.
00:18:11Oh, there you are.
00:18:12Hey.
00:18:12Hey.
00:18:13I have a huge jacuzzi.
00:18:14You in?
00:18:15Right now?
00:18:16Hell yeah, right now.
00:18:18What's that?
00:18:20Uh, nothing.
00:18:20It's just a lamp that was here when Jake and I got in.
00:18:23Looks like one of those magic rub things.
00:18:26A magic rub thing?
00:18:28This is a magic lamp?
00:18:30Grants you wishes?
00:18:32Ring a bell?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:33That's what I said.
00:18:35So, anyway, rub that shit out and let's get in the hot tub.
00:18:38Okay.
00:18:39You're not really going to rub it, are you?
00:18:41Why not?
00:18:42Because.
00:18:43That's a myth.
00:18:44Okay.
00:18:45If it's a myth, then no harm in trying, right?
00:18:47For fun?
00:18:48No, it's just for fun.
00:18:49It's just for fun.
00:18:50It's fine.
00:18:50It's fine.
00:18:51I'll just wish for a teeny tiny small wish.
00:18:54No big deal.
00:18:55Watch.
00:18:55Um, okay.
00:19:01I wish for a million dollars.
00:19:13See?
00:19:15I'm still broke.
00:19:16Lamp doesn't work.
00:19:18It's bikini time.
00:19:53I wish for a million dollars.
00:19:55I wish for a million dollars.
00:22:50I'm confused.
00:22:51You said you found it?
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:54I heard a knock on the door and I opened it up and this was on the porch.
00:22:58Well, what do we do?
00:22:59Should we call someone?
00:23:01Like who?
00:23:02I don't know.
00:23:02The police?
00:23:04And say what?
00:23:04Hey, help.
00:23:06We found a big bag of cash.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:09Maybe someone lost it or something.
00:23:11On the front porch in the middle of the night?
00:23:12Yeah, I agree with Mel.
00:23:13We should call the police.
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:14Have you tried counting it?
00:23:16It's exactly a million dollars.
00:23:18A million dollars?
00:23:19To the cent.
00:23:21Freaking weird, right?
00:23:23My two cents?
00:23:24We split it four ways.
00:23:26You know, it's only fair.
00:23:27How's that fair?
00:23:28There's four of us.
00:23:30We found it together.
00:23:32First of all, I found it.
00:23:34I was there in spirit.
00:23:35While you were passed out drunk?
00:23:36Okay, you know what?
00:23:37We're not keeping the money.
00:23:39Honey.
00:23:40We're not keeping it.
00:23:41Jake, this is wrong.
00:23:42Okay?
00:23:42A bag of cash just lands on our porch in the middle of the night.
00:23:45You know, we don't know where it came from.
00:23:46That alone doesn't scare the hell out of you.
00:23:48Yeah, that really scares me.
00:23:50Not really.
00:23:51Okay, you know what?
00:23:51It should, Derek.
00:23:59We're calling the police.
00:24:07All right.
00:24:09All right.
00:24:10Let me go get my phone.
00:24:13But I fucking hate it.
00:24:16You don't think it was a...
00:24:17No.
00:24:20Because that's impossible.
00:24:21Right.
00:24:22Right.
00:24:23This is just a coincidence.
00:24:26Okay.
00:24:27It's a coincidence.
00:24:28Totally.
00:24:29It's just a coincidence.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:32Yep.
00:25:03It's just a coincidence.
00:25:10You doing okay?
00:25:12Yeah, I think so.
00:25:14Is it the...
00:25:16Meg...
00:25:17Meg...
00:25:19Meg...
00:25:19Megalophobia?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:21No.
00:25:22I mean, yeah.
00:25:23That's...
00:25:23That's always there.
00:25:24But, uh...
00:25:26No, I was just, uh...
00:25:30I was wondering if we should tell the guys about the whole wishing on the lamp thing.
00:25:35I don't know. Derek is still pretty mad. You want to let them keep the money?
00:25:42Okay. I know.
00:25:44But he's always mad these days. I'm not even surprised.
00:25:48What do you mean?
00:25:52Um, we've been trying to get pregnant.
00:25:56Oh, please.
00:25:58Mal, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:26:01Yeah. I painted the room yellow.
00:26:05Hopeful, they say neutral.
00:26:08That room has been yellow for two years now.
00:26:14Two years of vitamins and apps and thermometers and that damn clock that just keeps ticking louder and louder and
00:26:23louder
00:26:23every single month.
00:26:25It's like, do you know what it's like to hope and to grieve every 28 days?
00:26:33It's awful.
00:26:35Sorry.
00:26:39People say to just relax.
00:26:41It'll happen when you're not trying, but they don't see the stacks of negative tests in my bathroom trash or
00:26:48the tears that I cry because I don't want him to think he's failing me too.
00:26:53And I've tried everything.
00:26:55I've tried organic foods and no caffeine and acupuncture and I've prayed.
00:27:03I've really, really prayed.
00:27:05And every time I go in that room and it's empty, I feel like I'm being punished for something that
00:27:13I don't remember doing.
00:27:15And I know I'd make a good mom.
00:27:18I know it.
00:27:18I can feel it in my bones.
00:27:22But maybe that's not enough.
00:27:25Maybe wanting something with your whole entire heart isn't a guarantee.
00:27:29And maybe just some room stay yellow forever.
00:27:37God.
00:27:40I wish I had the right words, you know?
00:27:43I'm sorry.
00:27:51I wish that I was pregnant.
00:28:15Jake, where the hell are you guys?
00:28:18Come on.
00:28:19I called you like 10 times.
00:28:20Call me back.
00:28:25They went to take the money to the police station.
00:28:28They weren't happy about it either.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:35What?
00:28:36What is it?
00:28:41It's positive.
00:28:44The lamp?
00:28:45It worked.
00:28:46Oh my God.
00:28:47It really worked.
00:28:50That's incredible.
00:28:52Oh my God.
00:28:53It's so...
00:28:56Hey, Mom.
00:28:57I'm okay.
00:28:58I'm okay.
00:28:58I'm okay.
00:28:59Mom.
00:29:00Oh my God.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:02Okay.
00:29:02Hey, hey.
00:29:03You're all right.
00:29:05What's wrong?
00:29:05Tell me what's wrong.
00:29:06I don't know.
00:29:08Your stomach?
00:29:08Are you okay?
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:11Oh my God.
00:29:12Hey, Mel.
00:29:12No, no, no, no.
00:29:13Oh shit.
00:29:15Oh shit.
00:29:15What?
00:29:16What?
00:29:16You're bleeding.
00:29:17You're bleeding.
00:29:18What?
00:29:19Are you okay?
00:29:20What?
00:29:22Oh my God.
00:29:24Oh my God.
00:29:24Oh my God.
00:29:25It's a lot.
00:29:25Oh my God.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:27Hey, hey.
00:29:27You're okay.
00:29:28You're all right.
00:29:30It's probably...
00:29:34Oh my God.
00:29:40Shit.
00:29:41Shit.
00:29:45Hey.
00:29:48Yes, yes.
00:29:49Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:49Help immediately.
00:29:50I have my friend.
00:29:51I don't know.
00:29:52She's gonna move.
00:30:02Tell me exactly what happened
00:30:05E.M.S. said that she has a hemorrhage. What? She's bleeding from her. Oh Jesus Christ.
00:30:14What the doctors didn't think to take her in to the hospital? No they did and I tried but she
00:30:20refused and I tried to call you but uh yeah service sucks in this place yeah not to mention we
00:30:27had
00:30:27to drive 40 fucking miles to the police station because you wanted us to give the money hey don't
00:30:31yell at me just because you weren't here well it looks pretty fucking bad when two assholes show up
00:30:36to a Oklahoma police station with a duffel bag full of money all right all right all right shut up
00:30:42let's talk about this outside okay
00:30:46hey come on
00:31:09Rachel what the fuck happened in there
00:31:14Rachel what happened in there
00:31:19the lamp what is she talking about what lamp what the whoa the lamp in the bedroom the one
00:31:28we found when we checked in what about it
00:31:40okay look mel found the lamp and rubbed it and jokingly wished for a million dollars
00:31:48oh god okay but then it showed up
00:31:51and we were inside on the stairs and she was telling me how she couldn't get pregnant
00:31:56and so she took the lamp and she wished for it and then the next thing i know she's showing
00:32:01me
00:32:01a pregnancy test and it's positive but then she's on the floor screaming in pain and bleeding and so
00:32:08that's what i call the ambulance i all right i know i know it's i know it sounds crazy i
00:32:15know but
00:32:15that's what happens okay this is wait wait wait she told you she was pregnant
00:32:22yeah she showed me the pregnancy test this is insane you guys are with me right no i
00:32:29i mean
00:32:34all right where where's the lamp
00:32:44come on let's go fight it
00:32:59rachel today
00:33:29uh
00:33:31uh
00:33:33uh
00:33:43All right, so how does this thing work if we want to undo everything, huh?
00:33:52I don't know.
00:33:53What do you mean you don't know?
00:33:54I mean, I don't know.
00:33:55I don't make the rules on this.
00:33:58Okay, sorry.
00:34:00How about if I just make a wish?
00:34:04For everything to go back the way it was before Mel made the first wish.
00:34:09But she's pregnant.
00:34:12Yeah, Derek, but she's sick, remember?
00:34:15You have no idea what that baby would mean to her.
00:34:17Oh, Jesus.
00:34:17To us.
00:34:18At what cost?
00:34:19You know, we don't know anything about this lamp.
00:34:22Okay, here, ma'am.
00:34:23We all agree the third wish is to undo this mess.
00:34:29Right?
00:34:31Right?
00:34:33It's worth a shot.
00:34:35Yeah.
00:34:38All right.
00:34:41I'll do it.
00:34:44All right, just pick it up.
00:34:46What do I do?
00:34:47Oh, yeah.
00:34:48Go for it.
00:34:51Oh, shit.
00:34:56I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:34:58What?
00:34:58Hang on, man.
00:35:01Good for this shit out.
00:35:04I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:06I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:06I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:08I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:09I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:11I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:12I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:14I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:16I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:17I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:18I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:18I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:19I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:20I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:20I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:21I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:21I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:21I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:22I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:23I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:27I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:28I'm just gonna stare at it.
00:35:31Well?
00:35:34So how long does it take before it works?
00:35:37I don't know. Last time it kind of just worked.
00:35:50The fuck was that?
00:36:15Mel?
00:36:22It just came out.
00:36:42What's wrong with it?
00:36:43Wrong with it? Nothing's wrong with it.
00:36:46It's our child.
00:36:49No, babe.
00:36:51Maybe we should get you to see a doctor.
00:36:54You know, check the both of you out.
00:36:57May your eyes forever see the shadows that watch you, even when you're alone.
00:37:04And may your heartbeat echo loudest just before they drag you into the dark.
00:37:21Mel?
00:37:24Turn.
00:37:29Hey.
00:37:30What's up?
00:37:31What is it?
00:37:38I don't think that's right.
00:37:40I came right back.
00:37:41You have to me help someone.
00:37:42So what spots on the ground?
00:37:43Andouch.
00:37:55So what's up?
00:38:01Hey.
00:38:04Hey.
00:38:18Derek!
00:38:20Hey, buddy.
00:38:21Hey, what the hell was that back there, man?
00:38:23What's wrong?
00:38:24That isn't Mel.
00:38:26And that's not my fucking baby!
00:38:28What?
00:38:29What?
00:38:30It all has to go back to the way it was before.
00:38:33Before the magic, before Mel, the money.
00:38:37It has to go back.
00:38:39Okay.
00:38:40What do you mean by that's not Mel back there, man?
00:38:43Talk to me, buddy.
00:38:43I know my fucking wife, Jake.
00:38:45Okay.
00:38:46And that, that wasn't her.
00:38:51Don't fuck with me!
00:38:52Wait, would you relax?
00:38:54Listen to me, man.
00:38:55Just tell me what you saw.
00:38:57All right?
00:38:58Hang in there, man.
00:39:00What do you mean that's not your baby?
00:39:06We'll burn it.
00:39:08What?
00:39:08Wait.
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:09In the fire.
00:39:10I...
00:39:11We're gonna burn what in the fire?
00:39:15Oh, goddammit.
00:39:16Would you stay with Mel?
00:39:17Please stay with Mel.
00:39:21Hey, buddy.
00:39:22Come here, man.
00:39:23What the fuck?
00:39:25Shh.
00:39:26Stop it.
00:39:27No.
00:39:28No.
00:39:40Hey, Mel.
00:39:41Hey, Mel.
00:39:43Shh.
00:39:47Mel, you're my best friend.
00:39:49Talk to me.
00:39:50Please.
00:39:59You've never had a friend like me.
00:40:25Hey, man.
00:40:26Hey, hey, bro.
00:40:27Take it easy.
00:40:28Hey, take it easy, bro.
00:40:30Hey.
00:40:31Relax.
00:40:31Jesus Christ.
00:40:33What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:40:34It isn't a baby.
00:40:36What the fuck does that mean?
00:40:37It isn't a baby.
00:40:38What?
00:40:39What did you see?
00:40:40We have to destroy the lamp.
00:40:44Hang on, okay?
00:40:45Time out.
00:40:46Hey, listen to me.
00:40:48Listen to me.
00:40:49Let's think about this shit, okay?
00:40:51All right.
00:40:55What if...
00:40:55To undo all this fucking shit,
00:40:58let's do that lamp.
00:40:59All right?
00:41:00Because if we destroy it,
00:41:02we don't change anything.
00:41:03Right?
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:04Think about it.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06Right?
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08So if the lamp got us in this mess
00:41:09in the first place,
00:41:11maybe it'll get us out of it.
00:41:13Huh?
00:41:14Let's just think about it.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:20Thank God.
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:24So,
00:41:26how do we do that?
00:41:28That's a damn good question.
00:41:36I don't know, man.
00:41:38I guess I'll get my laptop
00:41:39and do a little research.
00:41:41See where this thing came from, right?
00:41:44Okay.
00:41:45Works.
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:46You're fucking scaring me, homeboy.
00:41:48Sorry.
00:41:48Fuck.
00:41:49I'm gonna shit my pants, man.
00:41:51I'm just fucking doing this.
00:41:53Huh.
00:41:55Damn.
00:42:22All right.
00:42:25Well, it says there was a kingdom hidden beneath the ship
00:42:29rifting dunes of the Chitauri called Ardishar,
00:42:34a city of flame and silence.
00:42:38In its heart stood a temple carved into a mountain of black glass,
00:42:43where fire priests worshiped Zarquin,
00:42:47the spirit of boundless desire.
00:42:51The priests discovered that by binding a soul to flame,
00:42:55they could harness the raw power of wishcraft.
00:42:59But the ritual demanded the willing sacrifice of a pure heart,
00:43:03someone untouched by greed, vengeance, or fear.
00:43:08Enter Aladdin, a young boy orphaned in the Great Sand Wars.
00:43:12He was kind, curious, and known for helping strangers,
00:43:17despite his own hunger.
00:43:19The priests sing his soul's purity, promising peace and purpose,
00:43:25in return for one final act, to become the first wish bearer.
00:43:31Aladdin agreed, and the ritual succeeded.
00:43:34Succeed how?
00:43:38The soul, now fire incarnate, could grant any three wishes.
00:43:45But the magic was so volatile,
00:43:48it threatened to consume the whole world, to protect it.
00:43:54The pre-sealed Aladdin's essence in a brass lamp forged from meteorite
00:43:59and cooled in the tears of a mourning goddess.
00:44:03The lamp was hidden beneath the temple,
00:44:05guarded by a shifting labyrinths and sound-bound curses.
00:44:10Okay, so how do we reverse the wishes?
00:44:15I mean, it doesn't say.
00:44:17Fuck this. I'm checking on Mel.
00:44:24But you made the third wish.
00:44:26But it says the lamp doesn't judge,
00:44:29and the intentions of the wisher to determine whether their desires bloom or backfire.
00:44:35Because magic like fire only reveals who we truly are.
00:44:40I don't understand why it didn't work like last time.
00:44:44That's what I'm trying to figure out, but it doesn't fucking say it in there.
00:44:52I mean, maybe we need to look somewhere else.
00:45:17Thanks.
00:45:21Mel, what is it?
00:45:23Are you okay?
00:45:25Mm-hmm.
00:45:27Everything's okay.
00:45:29Everything is exactly as it should be now.
00:45:32Babe, what are you saying?
00:45:45Don't move.
00:45:47This won't hurt at all if you don't move.
00:45:51Mel.
00:45:54It's okay.
00:46:01We're forgetting everything else, which we can't.
00:46:05Why would the lamp be here for us to find?
00:46:10Maybe whoever had it last left it here.
00:46:13Yeah, but why?
00:46:15Well, I mean, it's definitely a dangerous burden.
00:46:18So, um, maybe whoever had it left it, so what's happening right now didn't happen to them.
00:46:27Hm.
00:46:28Hm.
00:46:31Well, Derek said that Mel was acting out of the ordinary,
00:46:36and that the baby wasn't his.
00:46:38I mean, what's up with that?
00:46:40What does that mean?
00:46:43Pure heart.
00:46:45What?
00:46:46From your story.
00:46:47Um, someone untouched by vengeance, greed, or fear.
00:46:52What's more pure than a newborn baby?
00:46:55So this Aladdin character is in the lamp.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00Two wishes already done.
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:05They both came true.
00:47:08I made a wish for everything to go back to normal.
00:47:13And nothing happens.
00:47:17What's up with that?
00:47:21I mean...
00:47:23The intentions of the wisher determine whether their desires bloom or backfire.
00:47:31Because magic like fire only reveals who we truly are.
00:47:38That's what you read, right?
00:47:42So the wisher has to express all those things.
00:47:52So what are you trying to say? That I'm shady or something?
00:47:57No.
00:47:58Um...
00:48:00I'm saying that...
00:48:03Maybe you need to come clean about something.
00:48:08In order for the wish to come true.
00:48:12Concrete about what?
00:48:17I don't know.
00:48:21Um...
00:48:21But I do know that...
00:48:24With my condition, Aladdin would see me as someone who's full of fear.
00:48:29Which I am.
00:48:34I mean...
00:48:35There's nothing.
00:48:41Hey...
00:48:42Jake.
00:48:48Whatever it is...
00:48:51I can handle it.
00:48:56Come on, we're a friend.
00:49:16I was going to leave you
00:49:22after the weekend
00:49:38I mean, it's just like, you know, every day
00:49:44I pack that same bag over and over
00:49:46I think I'm finally going to leave out that door
00:49:52But I don't
00:49:56In fact, I'm
00:49:57I just sit there on the edge of the bed
00:49:59and stare at that doorknob
00:50:02like if it's some final exam
00:50:04that I haven't even studied for
00:50:07I mean, it's not that I don't want to go
00:50:10I do
00:50:13I have for months
00:50:21It's just, you know, when you build your life around somebody
00:50:23You know, it's leaving
00:50:28It's like ripping your skin off
00:50:33But I don't know who I am without us
00:50:38And maybe that's the scariest part
00:50:42You know, not the leaving
00:50:44But the after
00:50:48The after
00:50:51There's the guilt
00:50:53That it's heavy
00:50:56I mean, it's just like, you know
00:50:59Every step
00:51:01Towards the door
00:51:03I feel like I'm just crushing someone else's chest
00:51:07And just the thought of looking at your face
00:51:13Knowing that I'm gone
00:51:14I mean, you know, the confusion
00:51:18The hurt
00:51:24I hate that I'm the one
00:51:27That put that look there
00:51:28I know
00:51:29You didn't ask for this
00:51:32You didn't break anything
00:51:36It's me
00:51:37It was your condition
00:51:39That broke me
00:51:42Somewhere along the way
00:51:45And now
00:51:46I'm trying to fix my life
00:51:48Without
00:51:50Shattering you
00:51:54So how do you leave
00:51:55Someone kindly?
00:51:57How do I walk away
00:51:59Without feeling
00:52:00I'm the bad guy?
00:52:03You don't
00:52:05You just go
00:52:07And I hate you for it
00:52:11I'm sorry that my chemical imbalance
00:52:15Is too much for you to handle
00:52:18But the fear
00:52:19Of big objects
00:52:22I mean, I didn't even know that was a thing
00:52:26Remember the basketball game?
00:52:28We had to turn around and go back home
00:52:30Those tickets were a birthday present
00:52:33I missed half the game
00:52:34Because we were sitting in traffic
00:52:36Because you were having a panic attack
00:52:38Oh God, poor you
00:52:39Poor you
00:52:40Yeah, maybe
00:52:41Maybe poor me for a change
00:52:49What the fuck is that?
00:53:29What the hell?
00:53:35Ah, it's great
00:53:37But
00:53:39Both the cars are missing
00:53:41Both of them
00:53:45Well
00:53:46Maybe Mel and Derek left
00:53:49I mean, that's fine
00:53:50But ours is missing too
00:53:53Explain that one
00:53:56I'm gonna check what's up
00:53:57This fucking bullshit
00:54:08Oh shit
00:54:10Oh
00:54:11Buddy
00:54:12What the fuck
00:54:13Oh shit
00:54:16Where is it?
00:54:18Where's the fucking lamp, Rachel?
00:54:21Find it, Rachel
00:54:22Where the fuck is the lamp?
00:54:26Huh?
00:54:29I don't know
00:54:29You don't know
00:54:31It was here
00:54:32I don't know
00:54:32Fuck
00:54:33Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
00:54:38Where's fucking Mel?
00:54:40I don't know
00:54:41Maybe I should check the cars
00:54:46Look
00:54:48Look, we need to get the hell out of here
00:54:49Not until I make that third wish
00:54:55Looking for something
00:55:01Mel
00:55:02What the hell did you do?
00:55:05The sacrifice
00:55:06Well
00:55:07Two of them, really
00:55:15You killed Derek
00:55:17Uh-huh
00:55:18And the baby
00:55:24Why?
00:55:26Because the master asked me to
00:55:28The master?
00:55:31The wish bearer
00:55:34Aladdin
00:55:38No
00:55:39Put the fucking knife down
00:55:43Give me the lamp
00:55:47This needs to end right now
00:55:48Please
00:55:49Derek's fucking dead
00:55:51Mel
00:55:52Put the fucking knife down
00:55:54It's too late for that
00:55:55The wish bearer's coming back
00:55:57To make the third wish
00:55:58And when he does
00:55:59Everyone will know his wrath
00:56:02All I have to do
00:56:03Is wish for him to be free
00:56:06Mel, please
00:56:09This curse was cast as fire
00:56:12And brimstone
00:56:13It came in whispers
00:56:16Choices made
00:56:17Pain
00:56:19Things that were buried
00:56:20That were supposed to stay buried
00:56:22But curses
00:56:24The real ones
00:56:25They're born from guilt
00:56:27Truth twisted
00:56:29Just enough
00:56:29To rot
00:56:32Amen
00:56:36Give me the lamp
00:56:37Give me the lamp
00:56:39You
00:56:42Why you?
00:56:46Because I'm tired
00:56:50Lifting the curse
00:56:53Demands the sacrifice
00:56:56And I used to take that
00:56:57Back with blood
00:57:00But now I know
00:57:03It's about facing it
00:57:06Owning it
00:57:07All of it
00:57:11Every broken promise
00:57:13Every lie
00:57:16Every night
00:57:18I pretended
00:57:19That I wasn't the film
00:57:24Just let the curse
00:57:26End with me
00:57:27Okay?
00:57:30And that's some poor soul
00:57:31That comes stumbling
00:57:32Across that fucking lamp
00:57:37Let me set Aladdin free
00:57:43Wish for
00:57:45The wish bearer
00:57:46To be free
00:58:03The lamp
00:58:03Get the lamp
00:58:05I wish
00:58:10That none of this
00:58:12Had ever happened
00:58:40I wish
00:58:58It looks nice, right?
00:59:05Oh, um, I say it's big.
00:59:12I mean, yeah, it's big. I mean, it's $400 a night.
00:59:25Then you asked me about the condition.
00:59:34What condition?
00:59:38What are you talking about, Rachel?
00:59:41Rachel, what condition?
00:59:47Um, I...
00:59:49Nothing, sorry. Sorry, forget it. I...
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:53So we go and get a room real quick before the others get here, right?
00:59:56So I get a...
00:59:58Hey, there they are!
01:00:00What took you guys so long?
01:00:02Man, I thought we were doing great timing.
01:00:05I thought for sure we'd beat you two here.
01:00:07Afraid not.
01:00:09Let me guess.
01:00:11You got the best room.
01:00:13Afraid so.
01:00:14But hey, come in.
01:00:16The place is amazing.
01:00:17You'll definitely be comfortable.
01:00:19Come on, check it out!
01:00:23You see this, babe?
01:00:26Babe, what is the matter?
01:00:33I've done this before.
01:00:36It...
01:00:37What?
01:00:38It was different.
01:00:40I...
01:00:41What do you mean we've done this before?
01:00:43We've never been here before.
01:00:44This is our first time here.
01:00:46I just...
01:00:46What are you talking about?
01:00:52Honey.
01:00:58Um...
01:00:59Hey, why don't you...
01:01:01Go inside and I'll be there in a minute.
01:01:05You sure?
01:01:06Yeah.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:29So you want to know why we're really late?
01:01:31Why?
01:01:34Well...
01:01:36I had to stop at this one stand that sold bean burritos.
01:01:39Oh, God.
01:01:41Right?
01:01:42See where I'm going with this?
01:01:43I think so.
01:01:44Well, fast forward an hour down the road, right?
01:01:47I had to stop over this dumpy gas station.
01:01:50Same place.
01:01:51You know, it sells boiled peanuts.
01:01:54Windshield wipers.
01:01:56Possibly meth, right?
01:01:57Definitely meth.
01:01:58Anyways, it had the rusted handle.
01:02:01Flickering lights.
01:02:02I mean...
01:02:02I mean, the whole place looked like it...
01:02:04Witnessed a crime or two in there, right?
01:02:07You know?
01:02:07Fucking toilet looked like it.
01:02:09I mean, it definitely sees some crime there, right?
01:02:11Had the cracked seat.
01:02:13Sticky freaking floors.
01:02:16There was even a graffiti on the wall that said,
01:02:19even Satan would even shoot here.
01:02:22You know what?
01:02:23I'm going to...
01:02:25I'm going to go lay down.
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:29Are you okay?
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:34I think that I'm just a little tired from the drive,
01:02:38and so...
01:02:39Yeah.
01:02:40Yeah.
01:02:40Sure.
01:02:40Go ahead.
01:02:41We'll be here when you get up.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:57Anyway, it was so bad, man.
01:02:59Dude, Fredo, David, spanking me right in the back of the back door, man.
01:03:04I'm, like, hovering over the toilet, sweating, saying a prayer, like,
01:03:08Dear God, let it come out!
01:03:11All I want is...
01:03:31Looking for something?
01:03:32Oh.
01:03:34Just having a look around.
01:03:36Oh.
01:03:37In there?
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:41Um...
01:03:42There's nothing.
01:03:49So, the...
01:03:51The baby...
01:03:55What about him?
01:04:01He requires a replacement.
01:04:06Who?
01:04:08The wish bearer.
01:04:12He needs someone to take his place.
01:04:16Take his place where?
01:04:21Inside the lamp, of course.
01:04:26Mel.
01:04:28Mel, please.
01:04:29I don't...
01:04:29I don't know what this is.
01:04:32Yeah, you do.
01:04:36Why don't we talk about it in the living room.
01:04:38Okay?
01:04:40Come on.
01:04:42Come on.
01:04:45Come on.
01:04:46Come on.
01:04:47I don't know what this is.
01:04:54I don't know what this is.
01:04:56I don't know what this is.
01:04:58I don't know what this is.
01:04:59I don't know what this is.
01:05:00I don't know what this is.
01:05:00I don't know what this is.
01:05:01I don't know what this is.
01:05:02I don't know what this is.
01:05:02I don't know what this is.
01:05:03I don't know what this is.
01:05:04I don't know what this is.
01:05:05I don't know what this is.
01:05:06I don't know what this is.
01:05:08I don't know what this is.
01:05:09I don't know what this is.
01:05:10I don't know what this is.
01:05:11I don't know what this is.
01:05:13I don't know what this is.
01:05:22Rachel.
01:05:23Jake.
01:05:29What's going on?
01:05:31You lifted the curse.
01:05:34We did.
01:05:37But you just don't lift the curse.
01:05:39That's not how it works.
01:05:42Curses are woven.
01:05:44Thread by thread.
01:05:46Word by word.
01:05:48Every lie.
01:05:49Every wound.
01:05:51Every selfish act.
01:05:54It all nuts together.
01:05:57A witch says a few creepy words.
01:05:59Something goes poof.
01:06:00You grow a tail.
01:06:02You turn into a frog.
01:06:03But the real ones,
01:06:05the ones we make ourselves,
01:06:07they're slower.
01:06:09They don't strike like lightning.
01:06:11They settle in quietly, deeply.
01:06:15You fix it by going back.
01:06:18And not with a lamp or magic.
01:06:23But with truth.
01:06:25With humility.
01:06:27You face the people you wronged.
01:06:29You face yourself.
01:06:32You pick up the mess you made.
01:06:36Even if it takes a lifetime.
01:06:38Because the one thing they don't tell you
01:06:41is the curse doesn't break
01:06:42whenever everything goes back to normal.
01:06:45The curse breaks
01:06:48when you change
01:06:49and you stop passing it down.
01:06:51But if we keep going
01:06:54stitch by stitch,
01:06:55tear by tear,
01:07:01or I'm weaving the damage,
01:07:04maybe if we keep going,
01:07:08it could be replaced
01:07:10by something more powerful.
01:07:12Something whole.
01:07:15A whole new world.
01:07:20But I didn't do anything wrong.
01:07:24The sacrifice.
01:07:26You're the only one that didn't suffer.
01:07:29Exactly.
01:07:30We'll be there by now.
01:07:34Hell, we have a new one to offer.
01:07:36To Aladdin.
01:07:39The wish bearer.
01:07:41It's us.
01:07:44Can't you see?
01:07:47Three wishes.
01:07:49Three friends.
01:07:52But I...
01:07:54You wished for this all to end.
01:07:56It was there.
01:07:57I watched you
01:07:59wish for it to go back
01:08:00to the way it was before.
01:08:04It's too late for that, Rachel.
01:08:07I already made the third wish
01:08:09before you stabbed me in the back.
01:08:12Literally.
01:08:13Literally.
01:08:23I wish
01:08:26for you to be free.
01:08:50So.
01:08:52Now to fulfill Aladdin's prophecy,
01:08:55we must replace
01:08:57the soul with another.
01:09:00Yours.
01:09:02You're gonna...
01:09:03You're gonna try to
01:09:04put me in the lamp?
01:09:06We aren't gonna try.
01:09:08We will.
01:09:09And that's where you'll stay.
01:09:11Until someone else finds it
01:09:12and is granted three new wishes.
01:09:14If they find it.
01:09:18You see.
01:09:20In order for a curse to end.
01:09:23To be whole.
01:09:26We'll destroy it
01:09:28after you're inside.
01:09:30So what happens to me then?
01:09:32You'll be lost forever.
01:09:34The same fate that was bestowed
01:09:35upon Aladdin
01:09:36many centuries ago.
01:09:38We need to start the ritual.
01:09:40Yeah.
01:09:41We're wasting time.
01:09:42Let's get on with it.
01:09:43Ching!
01:09:44Take her outside.
01:09:45Bring the lamp.
01:09:46No!
01:09:46No!
01:09:47Ching!
01:09:48Ching!
01:09:48Ching!
01:09:50Ching!
01:09:51Oh my god.
01:09:56Super struggle.
01:09:58Ching!
01:09:59Ching!
01:10:00Ching!
01:10:04Pip!
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12What page number is it again?
01:10:14Ah.
01:10:15Jesus Christ.
01:10:16How the hell do you lose the page number?
01:10:18I don't know. It's not like it's bookmarked or anything.
01:10:20Just saying. It's a pretty important piece of information.
01:10:23You'd think to jot the page number down.
01:10:25With what?
01:10:27I don't know. A pencil? A Sharpie? It doesn't matter.
01:10:30Okay. If you could do a better job, you fucking do it.
01:10:33I will. At least I don't know what fucking page to turn to.
01:10:42What page number was it?
01:10:43Oh my God!
01:10:45Just give me the damn book, okay?
01:10:47I'll find it.
01:10:51Here.
01:10:56Right here.
01:10:58Page 142.
01:11:00I guess you guys will give me a score.
01:11:05Because we need a blade.
01:11:07It says you take three drops of her blood.
01:11:10You pour it directly into the lab.
01:11:14Okay?
01:11:17Do we have a knife?
01:11:18Are you serious?
01:11:20That was my job too. I take her out of the room. I'm in charge of the book. I'm in
01:11:23charge of the knife.
01:11:24Can someone else do something?
01:11:26All right.
01:11:27Forget it. I'll do it.
01:11:29Good.
01:11:30Jake.
01:11:31Jake, please.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Technically, Jake and these two are dead.
01:11:38So save your breath.
01:11:39This will be over in no time.
01:11:44Got it.
01:11:45Good job.
01:11:46All right.
01:11:47So it says you get a right palm and cut along the lines.
01:11:56You want to go do that right now?
01:11:58Oh, yeah.
01:11:59Yeah.
01:11:59Go ahead.
01:12:00No.
01:12:01No.
01:12:02No.
01:12:03No.
01:12:04No.
01:12:05No.
01:12:12All right.
01:12:13Now what?
01:12:13Three drops of blood.
01:12:15When you got it, pour it into the lamp.
01:12:18How the hell do I do three drops of blood?
01:12:20Just take her hand, pour the drops into the lamp.
01:12:28Are you going to be like this forever?
01:12:30Like what?
01:12:31Like a child.
01:12:32Okay, we are children.
01:12:33Do you remember that orphan during the Stan Wars?
01:12:35Ring a bell.
01:12:37Would you just get it done?
01:12:38Just get it done.
01:12:40Just get it done.
01:12:43Where the hell is she?
01:12:44The lamp.
01:12:45The lamp.
01:12:48Find her.
01:12:49Find her now!
01:12:50Okay, okay.
01:12:55Find her too.
01:12:57Rachel.
01:13:01Rachel.
01:13:03Come out.
01:13:06Come on.
01:13:07We're friends, right?
01:13:10Not going to hurt you.
01:13:15Now come out wherever you are.
01:13:30You're being difficult.
01:13:33This is how it needs to be, Rachel.
01:13:38Rachel.
01:13:45Rachel.
01:13:48Not going to hurt you.
01:13:53Rachel.
01:13:56Rachel.
01:14:23Rachel, is that you?
01:14:27Come on, let's talk about this.
01:14:32I can help you, you know.
01:14:38Us girls, we gotta stick together.
01:14:43Why don't we work out some kind of deal?
01:14:47We could trade you with one of the boys.
01:14:51Rachel, where are you?
01:14:55I'm right here, bitch.
01:15:28Rachel.
01:15:33I know.
01:15:37Mel, Derek.
01:15:41I know what you're thinking.
01:15:42Really?
01:15:45Somehow I doubt that.
01:15:55You don't understand.
01:16:01This is not my idea.
01:16:05Aladdin is making me do all this.
01:16:08Yeah?
01:16:12It's not what I wanted.
01:16:15Take the knife.
01:16:19Kill yourself.
01:16:23End it.
01:16:30That's what I thought.
01:16:41You know...
01:16:44You once told me some bullshit story.
01:16:49Maybe you don't remember now, right?
01:16:50Cause you're somebody else.
01:16:52But the real Jake...
01:16:56The real Jake...
01:16:59Once asked me how you leave someone kindly.
01:17:03Leave.
01:17:05And you walk away.
01:17:09And not feel like the bad guy.
01:17:18That was the scariest part.
01:17:24Not leaving.
01:17:25Jake.
01:17:28The after.
01:17:31What after?
01:17:37Give me that!
01:17:46Rachel.
01:17:48Baby.
01:17:49It's me, Jake.
01:17:56Do you trust me?
01:18:10Yes.
01:18:20What is it?
01:18:33I don't have to talk.
01:18:33We need you.
01:18:33I can't see you.
01:18:33I don't think so.
01:18:35Maybe...
01:18:39So...
01:18:42I can't see you.
01:18:43I've seen you.
01:18:43I don't know.
01:18:44I won't know.
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