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Dandelion S01 Episode 01 in English Dubbed HD
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00:16Let's see, there was a monk who once said,
00:19This world's full of suffering and heaven is the afterlife.
00:23Rely on Buddha and invoke him.
00:26The ticket to heaven is here.
00:30And to those who came to me with that very ticket,
00:33I said to them,
00:34Paradise? That's the world where you've been until now.
00:39Oh, you suffered. Well, of course.
00:41All you ever did was invoke Buddha.
00:44Quit it! Just give up already!
00:48Rather than being convinced by the imagination of monks,
00:51wouldn't it be better to chase your own dreams?
00:54Because here, at most, you'll just get chased by us angels.
00:57The Promised Land is far beyond your reach.
01:00Hey, old man! Will you just stop already and pass on?
01:04Quit being stubborn and hanging on to the past!
01:07You know, stubborn men aren't popular with girls in the afterlife!
01:10Shut your face, you delinquent angel!
01:13With my stubbornness and what my wife are,
01:15don't underestimate me!
01:18Neither the living nor the dead should dwell on the past.
01:21It just gets you stuck.
01:23Too many people are stuck in this boring world because of that.
01:27And we're the cleaners.
01:28It's our job to get them out of it.
01:31Damn it!
01:33I'm Tetsuo Tamba from the Dandelion Squad,
01:3521st unit of the Japanese Angel Federation's escort department.
01:39Hey, Tetsuo.
01:40You really should pedal faster.
01:42He keeps going at this speed and he's going to outrun us.
01:45This is Misaki Kurogane, leader of the Dandelion Squad.
01:48She looks like a brat, but she's a formidable warrior
01:51and strong enough to defeat the ghost of Japan's greatest swordsman.
01:54Says the one stuffing her face with a red bean bun!
01:58What the hell are you tagging along for?
02:01I want to feel the wind in my hair.
02:04Then join a biker gang!
02:05Dink, dink, dink, dink.
02:07Damn it, a bike is no match for the willpower of souls!
02:10This is exactly why I've been trying to request a car!
02:13We don't need a car.
02:14Besides, we're angels.
02:16We have wings.
02:17And an angel's wings are tenacious.
02:20Who the hell?
02:21You think you're a baseball coach?
02:22You're giving me little league quotes
02:24while we're playing the World Series!
02:27Tetsuo, let me pedal.
02:28This little eagle wants to show you her wings.
02:30Yeah, right.
02:31You've got bean sprouts for legs.
02:32And anyway, that position will be totally admonish and...
02:37What the hell?
02:38How do your muscles even work?
02:40It doesn't matter.
02:41Just watch the road.
03:00H4410.
03:01Harukichi Nakayama, 76 years old.
03:04Looks like he slipped in the bathroom a month ago.
03:06Hit his head pretty hard and died.
03:08Yep, the face matches.
03:11No doubt about it.
03:12It's him, all right?
03:13Right then.
03:15Man, you gave us a lot of trouble.
03:19Well, brace yourself.
03:21I'll send you to the other side.
03:23Come on, wait a second.
03:25Won't you hear me out at least?
03:26I've got a lot going on right now.
03:28Hey, it's okay to have a lot going on.
03:30Because when I shoot you between the eyes with this Tomakin Soulbuster gun, doesn't matter what you're carrying.
03:36You'll reach the afterlife with all your baggage.
03:39So, you can keep it with you forever.
03:41What's that supposed to mean?
03:43Are you kidding me?
03:44That's just sweeping your problems under the rug.
03:46That doesn't solve the core issue.
03:48Plus, I won't be able to die in peace.
03:50Talk to a priest if you have a confession.
03:51Angels ain't got time.
03:53We're too busy listening to the dead whine about their damn regrets.
03:56Please, just listen.
03:58Listen to me for one second.
04:00Please, just hear me out.
04:02It's not anything crazy.
04:03I swear, all I want to do is have the opportunity to say sorry to my wife.
04:08Hey, talking's over.
04:11Why the need to apologize?
04:13The hell?
04:14Ah, well, it's a bit embarrassing.
04:16Let me see now, how do I put this?
04:18The thing is, I had a big fight with her right before I died.
04:21And I walked away when things were still awkward between us.
04:25I know it's too late, but I still want to apologize for that somehow.
04:29And I know it's impossible to do that in this current form.
04:32Yep.
04:33There's no way that a spirit can ever make contact with the living.
04:37Pathetically sad.
04:38You stayed here over that?
04:40I bet the old hag's happy.
04:42What did you say?
04:43Surely, as a man, you should understand.
04:46That desire to spend your final romance with a partner
04:48who shared every joy and heartbreak with you for most of your life.
04:51Of course not.
04:52I'm single.
04:53Then there must have been someone you love that much.
04:55Of course.
04:56Professional wrestler Antonio Inoki.
04:58By the way, if your wife was so dear to you, then what did you fight about?
05:06Well, you see, it's because I decided to eat her favorite pudding.
05:16She was looking forward to it.
05:18Bye-bye.
05:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
05:20Just wait!
05:21We're talking about pudding!
05:22Who could possibly resist?
05:24Especially when it's right in front of you, don't you get it?
05:26You cold-hearted bastard!
05:27Most can resist.
05:29No, not many can resist.
05:32As a matter of fact, I'm one of them.
05:35I once stole my mom's plan who then beat the crap out of me.
05:39So it's true!
05:40I'm a pudding fest!
05:46Okay.
05:47So what?
05:51What the hell?
05:53Are we seriously going to help this old guy resolve his regret just because you share a love for pudding?
05:59A pudding fest does not abandon her puddings, especially in his time of need!
06:03We're putting together an alliance!
06:05I think your brains are full of pudding.
06:08Ah, jeez.
06:09I swear it always ends up like this.
06:12Always taking on extra work that never pays off.
06:16First of all, she can't even see us, let alone talk to us, so what are you going to do
06:20about that?
06:21You have no way of contacting her.
06:25Pudding sister, this might be impossible.
06:28Of course not.
06:29Everything's going to be fine, pudding bro.
06:31Oh, really?
06:32Great.
06:33Basically, all we need to do is get your wife's date to match yours.
06:37Simple, really.
06:38Hang on, you can't mean...
06:40We're going to pull your wife's soul right out of her own body.
06:43But that's totally murdering her!
06:45Nah, it's simple astral projection.
06:48Hold on, you know that's illegal, right?
06:49It's fine, I'll put her back in her body once we're done.
06:52Ugh, that brat.
06:54I'm having nothing to do with it.
07:14Okay, all done.
07:18Well, okay, but...
07:20Who the hell is that?
07:23I've got to say, your wife certainly looks striking when you're up close to her.
07:26You have a very unique way of viewing this world.
07:29Why did someone else's soul just come out of my wife's body?
07:32Where the hell is my wife?
07:35Where the hell is his wife?
07:39I don't know.
07:41Where the hell is his wife?
07:47Hey, you're not too bad, are you?
07:49You remind me of my mom who I left here in this world.
07:52But I don't know anything about this old lady.
07:54I happened to find her body by pure chance a little while ago.
07:59I'm a good-natured wandering spirit, so I took it to keep it safe.
08:03Well, I guess I'll be shoving off now.
08:06Good luck with her.
08:07Wandering spirits usually go after empty bodies.
08:10So you should really protect her and...
08:13That's rich coming from you.
08:16Hey, Captain.
08:17This is becoming a real pain in the ass.
08:20Yeah.
08:22It looks like your wife's soul was already absent by the time the pig in the sweater took over.
08:27I'm guessing that she's wandering around somewhere unaware that she's out of her body.
08:31Really?
08:32I don't know.
08:33My wife isn't clever enough to do something like that.
08:36Your wife's not doing it.
08:38This thing is all about you.
08:40You know about curses, don't you?
08:42They're created by people's strong emotions.
08:45A soul is just a pile of emotions.
08:48So right now, all you are is just a walking curse.
08:51Die! Die!
08:53I'll kill you all!
08:55Even your love for someone can turn into a powerful weapon.
08:58A weapon powerful enough to pull someone else's soul into our world.
09:02That's all you are now.
09:03But there's no way I would have wanted to do such a thing.
09:07You really wanted to see your wife, correct?
09:10Even without evil intent, you bring harm to those you love.
09:15Dead people are the true monsters around here.
09:18Because you foolishly clung on to the idea of correcting a life that was already over,
09:23you'll eventually become a monster.
09:26Tetsu, now is really not the time to be talking about this stuff.
09:30We've got to hurry up and find his wife's soul.
09:32Otherwise, her empty body will start to perish.
09:35Pudding bro, can you...
09:39Pudding bro...
09:41I was such an idiot.
09:44I didn't realize what was precious to me until I lost everything.
09:50And then when I finally realized it, it was too late.
09:55I'm sorry.
09:56I love...
09:57If I'd only realized things sooner, I could have done so much more for you.
10:03But now it's too late.
10:07It's not too late because there's something you can do right now.
10:10So stop whining and do it.
10:13Because the only time to take action is now, and the only place to do it is here.
10:18It's pointless trying to dwell on the past or depend on the future.
10:23It's just a waste of time.
10:25Doing that will only make you miss the present.
10:28There has to be something only you can do.
10:31This is your last chance, so don't blow it.
10:33Yeah, yeah, I get it.
10:35All right.
10:35Just let go of my ear.
10:36Yeah, rip it off.
10:38Breathe.
10:43Yeah, what do you want?
10:44This is the Violet Squad, you idiot.
10:47Oh, Tanpa, it's you.
10:49It's been a while, you old dog.
10:50Tell me you're still being bossed around by that brownie girl.
10:54I'll vent about her to you later.
10:56But right now, can you do me a favor?
10:58You're so heavy.
11:01You're looking for an old woman separated from her body?
11:03I need more than that.
11:05There are old women like that everywhere.
11:07What does she look like?
11:08Like a bulldog on the verge of starvation.
11:10Huh?
11:11The hell did you just say?
11:13That she may look like a bulldog, but on the inside she's a Maltese, you bastard!
11:17A bulldog crossed with a Maltese?
11:20Sorry, but I'm afraid that doesn't look at the hell.
11:23Although it's likely that an aggressive angel will take her out before confirming her identity.
11:27Thanks, but I don't need a heads up.
11:29I just need intel.
11:30I have valuable intel.
11:33You do?
11:33I have that footage I've been looking for.
11:36Ricky Dozan versus Masoyama, wrestling, fighting, karate.
11:39I highly recommend it.
11:41It really gets the adrenaline going.
11:42That's not what I asked for, but let me borrow it later, okay?
11:47Petsuo, is this about that 20,000 yen you still owe me?
11:51What?
11:51Breaking up, I can't hear.
11:54Connection.
11:54Try again.
11:56Wait, hold on.
11:57I think I saw that bulldog woman.
12:00Wait, really?
12:01Where is she?
12:03It'll cost you 20,000.
12:06No!
12:07No!
12:08What is going on?
12:11Why did someone try to run the altar?
12:15Come on, lady.
12:16Why do you think?
12:18Hey, boss.
12:19I think you drink too much.
12:20Listen, boys.
12:21I don't know who sent you a hitman, but whoever it was, they got the wrong person.
12:25Why do you want to kill an old lady who's just over a walk?
12:28Hey, you make it sound like we're the bad guys here.
12:31We're not.
12:32We're just angels who've been sent here to come and get you.
12:34You know how it goes to guide you to the afterlife.
12:37As if somebody like you is actually an angel.
12:40Were you fired?
12:41It's more likely they laid you off and you got crazy.
12:44Well, what can we do?
12:45I mean, come on.
12:46She's not even aware that she's died yet.
12:50Damn, I can't see the aim right.
12:53Get it together, me.
12:55Don't let the alcohol affect me too much.
12:57Stop right there!
12:59If you lay a finger on my mind, I'll...
13:02You know how to do something such a day!
13:05Really?
13:05Like what?
13:06Huh?
13:07Candelate squad?
13:08What the world do you, broke-ass angels want?
13:11If you're thinking about stealing our prey, you can back off.
13:14That's a violation of the Underworld Code, Article 42.
13:17You're the ones who are breaking the law, you damn idiots.
13:20Did you check the register?
13:21That woman you're chasing isn't dead yet.
13:23You think I was bored yesterday, fool?
13:25I'm calling your bluff.
13:26I'm not blocking the way these stars in the sky.
13:29Are you absolute wit?
13:30We're not the idiots!
13:31You're the idiots!
13:32You'll be driving!
13:32You'll be driving until you've nothing but a gun on the horizon!
13:36See ya, idiot!
13:38Moron!
13:39Hey!
13:40Tidal bastard, man!
13:41Your wife's gonna die!
13:44I'm not the only one!
13:50I'm not the only one!
13:51I'm not the only one!
13:51I'm not the only one!
13:52What?
13:53Those tenacious bastards!
13:55You stupid drunken angels!
13:57Are you trying to get me to kill you right now?!
13:59Hey!
14:00Idiot!
14:01I can't down my head!
14:02I'm too!
14:03I'm not...
14:04Oh
14:08Well, it doesn't matter now stop the car. Okay, I'm serious. Come on. Thank you. Just like go you bastard
14:19I told you I'm not stopping. Oh crap. Oh, no, I'm falling. I'm falling. I'm falling. Hey guys. Help me
14:23out here
14:24This is finally our chance
14:36Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. What's that?
14:47Well, I don't know. Is this one the brake?
14:51No, that's not really the opposite
14:58What? You ran her over. You actually ran her over. What do you mean oopsie daisy? That doesn't help
15:04Just hold the wheel focus on the road
15:17What just happened? How could that even happen? I'm so confused
15:28Why did this happen to you stay with me honey?
15:34Terrible thing honey sweetheart
15:36Yes, yes
15:38Wake up you old hag
15:42What is that you?
15:44Yes, it's me my love
15:45Just what exactly is going on around here?
15:49Are you here to guide me to the afterlife?
15:52Don't be ridiculous. Whatever happened today is fine. You're fine. Assault doesn't tie that easily, you know
15:58You'll be back to normal once you're in your old body
16:00You fool. Oh, I see you're still as noisy as ever, huh?
16:04You just can't stop yelling even when you're in my dreams
16:07This isn't a dream my love
16:09I was trying to apologize to you and became an earthbound spirit
16:12An earthbound spirit? Are you stupid or something?
16:15Oh, call me stupid. I was just trying to apologize to you
16:18And that in itself is stupid
16:20Huh?
16:21Now you listen to me
16:23My life isn't so cheap that a few apologies will make up for it
16:27There are so many layers to life
16:29Silly pleasantries won't work
16:32Does it matter how our farewell turned out?
16:35We spent 50 years of our lives together that will never change
16:38So we don't need to dress up that life together with cheap flowery words
16:43I really cherish our life together messy as it was
16:47But it was also so vibrant and wonderful at times
16:50You know people can't choose how they die
16:53But they can live however they want to
16:56That's the most important part
16:58Even though you didn't die smiling when you were alive
17:02We had such a wonderful time together full of laughter
17:05What else could you possibly need?
17:07Why start whining about things now at the end?
17:11Shame on you. It hurts me to see
17:13So just go already, alright?
17:18You're so sassy, even at the very end of my life
17:29Very well then
17:31I'm going, but not because you told me to
17:36Let me say one last thing
17:38And it may sound cheap or whatever
17:40And I may sound like a fool, you old bag
17:43But for the 50 years we spent together
17:46We had our ups and downs, that's for sure
17:49But wow, it was such a blast, you old bag
18:13Right back at you, you damn geezer
18:25Geez, this is ridiculous
18:26I never even carried my own mother on my back
18:29And you know what?
18:31Damn, she stinks
18:32Smells like horseshit, you know?
18:35It's the course of nature
18:36It's the course of nature that people's breath gets smelly when they're older
18:38So don't make such a fuss
18:40Otherwise, you're just gonna wake her up
18:42Hey, are you aware that every hole in your face is leaking?
18:45I can't believe you got emotional over such a boring and mundane farewell
18:51It makes no difference
18:52My tears won't flow if they want to
18:55Anyway, my mom once said to me that tears are actually a woman's greatest weapon
19:00Not only do they calm men down, but they can win them over too
19:03That's quite a mom
19:05You know, instead of weaponizing tears, you could kill with a smile
19:09You know, the world changes depending on what lens you see it through
19:14If you have the courage to laugh, and not only when things are fun, but when they're tough, you know,
19:18really tough
19:18Then nothing will ever scare you
19:21Even hell itself would feel like heaven
19:24You know, a man who's always so stone-faced is never really that convincing
19:28What was that?
19:29Before you continue your lecture about how I should smile more, perhaps you should show me how it's done
19:38It's... just like this
19:41You're such a creep
19:43Your ugly heart is written all over your face
19:45You're not an angel, you're much more like a devil
19:51What's so funny, old lady?
19:53She's right, you are a creep
19:55Damn it, were you pretending to be asleep this whole time?
19:58You stink, poor shit woman
19:59Poor shit? At least compare me to something alive
20:02Shut up, you stink, get off me
20:05Get grief, problem solved, for now
20:17Just what do you think you're doing?
20:20I keep saying this, we angels have quotas to make quotas, do you know what they are?
20:24Wasting too much time and chasing down just one spirit is so...
20:29Super sour and it's also well soaked
20:31The longer that you soak it, the more pickled the plum becomes
20:34Please, lend me 30,000
20:37Sure, but it'll be 50% interest
20:39Everyone listen up!
20:46Wait for me
20:49Well, just what can I do?
20:52Alright, it's time for the morning handover
20:54No sense of urgency at all
21:01Wait, aren't you?
21:03Who are you?
21:04You're oozing unpleasant hormones from every inch of your body
21:07Hey, Tetsuo!
21:09This is Mr. Yuichi Kyoga, son of the chairman of the Archangel Federation itself
21:15He's the son of the chairman?
21:17He's the top of the top in the netherworld
21:20Huh, he ain't that much
21:22What's wrong with you? Did you not hear what I just said?
21:25Chief of the send-off department, I have one request
21:27Don't call me the son
21:29At work, I'm Yuichi Kyoga, counselor of the Japanese Angel Federation
21:33Nothing more, nothing less
21:35That's too long
21:36Why don't we call him Mr. Longname instead?
21:39With Daigoro Kyoga, the chairman at his head
21:42The Kyoga family now have full control over everything at the Japanese Archangel Federation
21:49Daigoro Kyoga
21:50Mister
21:51Huh?
21:53You should use Mister when talking about your superiors
21:55Huh?
21:57Tetsuo!
21:58I'm Mr. Yuichi Kyoga, sir
22:00What brings you to our humble office today?
22:05The board has expressed great concern regarding the send-off department's blatant and constant inefficiency
22:12Huh?
22:14A surfboard?
22:15A different type of board
22:17It's the board of directors
22:19The highest decision-making body in the Japanese Angel Federation
22:22Every important decision is made by them
22:29So far we've lost 10, 20, 30, 40 years
22:34Japanese society can't break free from this prolonged downturn
22:38That growing feeling of an unpromising future is beginning to wear down people's spirits
22:43Suicides
22:45Murders
22:47And terrorism
22:50Those who lose hope for the future
22:52Give up on themselves and lash out at others
22:56And as a result of all this, many people are losing their lives in the human world
23:07As we all know, the souls of those who die with intense attachments and unfinished business become earthbound spirits
23:15If left unattended, they can turn into vengeful spirits and harm humans
23:19And life on earth as we know it would end
23:24Over the past 20 years, the number of earthbound spirits have increased 50 fold
23:30Or, putting it bluntly
23:32Japan is facing a rapidly rising earthbound society
23:37If each of you fail to comply to meet your required daily quota
23:41Then the human world will very soon be flooded by earthbound spirits
23:59Now, from this point onward, you all need to start taking your work seriously
24:04I guarantee they are a serious bunch
24:06All the angels here are professional
24:08What's more, they always make sure to do their utmost to-
24:11Their utmost
24:12I doubt it somehow
24:17This is the performance chart from last quarter
24:19Not one squad met the attainable quotas that were expected of them
24:23Oh, well, that's because-
24:25Does this look like they're doing their utmost to you?
24:29You don't know what this job's like, shut your mouth
24:32Why don't you shut your mouth?
24:34Additionally, there's one squad amongst all of them
24:37That's had the most catastrophic performance of all
24:42That's...
24:43The Dandelion Squad
24:47Even today, you only handled one spirit
24:50It seems that you wasted an entire day helping an old man fulfill his selfish whims
24:55Wasted, you say?
24:59That's right
25:00Who really cares about a spirit's feelings?
25:03They all perish sooner or later anyway
25:07Or is your flagrant irresponsibility
25:10Somewhat of a tradition in the Dandelion Squad
25:18You think?
25:20You think?
25:21You think?
25:21You can come in here talking trash, you finger snapping asshole?
25:29Tetsuo!
25:30Hey!
25:31This ain't good!
25:50You're gonna be like hair, you have to be like hair!
26:00Anyway, as a reminder, focus on your quota and make sure you work efficiently.
26:05All payments from now on will be performance-based.
26:09Let me make myself clear.
26:11Squads who perform poorly will not receive payment.
26:18We'll never give in to such a ridiculous threat!
26:20We're all in this together, alright?
26:22We all work as a team!
26:24Your plan to provoke us like that will never split us apart!
26:27We're family, right, guys?
26:31Um, guys?
26:33Now's our time to unite and work together!
26:35Shut the hell up. Gotta work on meeting my quota.
26:38You okay with being walked over?
26:40Hey, if you can't beat them, join them. Sorry.
26:45Dammit, what the hell's wrong with you all?
26:48I'm not gonna be bullied into changing my ways!
26:50I'm gonna stay true to the spirits just like I always do!
26:55Good luck, Tetsu! Bye!
26:59You're coming with me!
27:01Oh, no!
27:19Tetsu!
27:28Hello? Ah, big brother. Yeah, don't worry. Everything is in place. And now, just as father ordered, we can bring
27:39them all down.
27:50And now, just as father ordered, we can fly. And now, just as father ordered, we can fly. And now,
28:03just as father ordered, we can fly.
28:17And now, just as father ordered, we can fly. And now, just as father ordered, we can fly. And now,
28:28just as father ordered, we can fly.
28:29And now, just as father ordered, we can fly. And now, just as father ordered, we can fly. And now,
28:38just as father ordered, we can fly.但是 our mother ordered, we can fly. So Moon Eye City Room.
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