00:01:55I can't believe you're doing this to me.
00:02:00I can't believe you're doing this to me.
00:02:00After all I've done for you, but I am.
00:02:04Why won't you listen to me?
00:02:10I can.
00:02:14I will.
00:02:18I just need more time.
00:02:24I can't believe you're doing this to me.
00:03:17I can't believe you're doing this to me.
00:03:33Hello?
00:03:34Hello?
00:03:35Is anybody there?
00:03:38Maria?
00:03:40Is that you?
00:03:41I can't believe you're doing this to me.
00:03:44I can't believe you're doing this to me.
00:04:33Oh, very funny.
00:04:35This isn't a joke anymore.
00:04:40This isn't a joke anymore.
00:05:33This isn't a joke anymore.
00:06:03This isn't a joke anymore.
00:06:36This isn't a joke anymore.
00:07:06This isn't a joke anymore.
00:07:35This isn't a joke anymore.
00:08:04This isn't a joke anymore.
00:08:19This isn't a joke anymore.
00:08:34Come on.
00:09:03This isn't a joke.
00:09:33This isn't a joke anymore.
00:10:03This isn't a joke.
00:10:22This isn't a joke.
00:10:24This isn't a joke.
00:10:25This isn't a joke.
00:10:55This isn't a joke.
00:11:31This isn't a joke.
00:11:43This isn't a joke.
00:12:25This isn't a joke.
00:12:36This isn't a joke.
00:12:54This isn't a joke.
00:13:41This isn't a joke.
00:13:58This isn't a joke.
00:14:05This isn't a joke.
00:14:16This isn't a joke.
00:14:21This isn't a joke.
00:14:23This isn't a joke.
00:14:31This is a joke.
00:14:50Hello?
00:14:56Hello?
00:15:04Is there anyone there?
00:15:09I've got a permit, you know?
00:15:14This is some kind of a joke.
00:15:16It's not very funny.
00:15:26I have seen you!
00:15:54This is as far as I go.
00:15:57So where is it?
00:15:59It's down there.
00:16:00I don't go down there.
00:16:03You're on your own.
00:16:12Are you going to give me a help with my luggage?
00:16:42I will need a receipt, you know.
00:16:45You're on your own.
00:16:53I'm not going to do that, sir.
00:16:55You're on your own.
00:17:13I'm not going to do that.
00:18:25A woman?
00:18:27How chivalrous of you.
00:18:29You think me meek and mild?
00:18:32Anything but.
00:18:36So you're lost then?
00:18:39Uh, yeah.
00:18:41Um, I'm looking for this place.
00:18:47The damn taxi dropped me off in the wrong place, I think.
00:18:49You know?
00:18:50Uh, do you know it?
00:18:59Do you often stare at women quite so obviously?
00:19:03No, I, uh...
00:19:05Sorry.
00:19:08It's fine.
00:19:10I'm only teasing.
00:19:11I'm looking for this thing.
00:19:14Thanks.
00:19:17So are you, um, local to the area?
00:19:22Why do you ask?
00:19:24Just wanted to know, really.
00:19:27I just wanted to know.
00:19:31Yeah, well, um...
00:19:33You have a, uh...
00:19:35Well, you have a friendly face and, um...
00:19:42Um...
00:19:43I probably should stop there, really, shouldn't I?
00:19:45You're fine.
00:19:49Thanks.
00:19:51Well, the good news is you're close.
00:19:55You just follow this road down.
00:19:57Take a left.
00:19:59And then...
00:20:00Follow it to the end.
00:20:03The end?
00:20:05It's at the end of the road.
00:20:08You have a nice smile.
00:20:10Hmm, thank you.
00:20:17Uh...
00:20:17I don't suppose, um...
00:20:21Uh, you could walk with me to the place
00:20:24cos, you know, I might get a little bit lost.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27Oh.
00:20:28I'm not going in your direction.
00:20:30Right.
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:32But, uh...
00:20:37Maybe we'll see each other again.
00:20:40Yes?
00:20:42That'd be really nice.
00:20:44Um...
00:20:45Don't worry.
00:20:46I know where to find you.
00:20:49After all,
00:20:50I did just give you directions.
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:53Yeah, I did.
00:20:56You take care of yourself now.
00:20:59See you later.
00:21:18What?
00:21:19Come on.
00:21:58Oh, bloody hell, there's no Wi-Fi, is there?
00:22:17Thimmy?
00:22:18Brendan Cobbs?
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21Don't need a sign for it?
00:22:23No, it's all yours, mate.
00:22:34I'm sorry.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:48I'm sorry.
00:22:55It's all yours.
00:22:59I'm sorry.
00:28:09Hello?
00:28:13Hello?
00:28:15Hello?
00:28:17Hello?
00:28:19Hello?
00:28:19Hello?
00:28:40Hello?
00:28:46Hello?
00:28:54Hello?
00:28:56Hello?
00:28:56Hello?
00:28:58Hello?
00:29:10Hello?
00:29:11Hello?
00:29:12Hello?
00:29:16Hello?
00:29:21Hello?
00:29:35Hello?
00:29:37Hello?
00:29:39Hello?
00:29:39Hello?
00:29:48Hello?
00:29:51Hello?
00:29:53Hello?
00:29:55Hello?
00:30:02Hello?
00:30:14Where are you?
00:30:17Where are you?
00:30:19Me what?
00:30:20Left my fucking gate open.
00:30:24No, sorry.
00:30:26All the animals got out.
00:30:29Your animals?
00:30:30Yeah, my livestock.
00:30:36This gate, do you open it?
00:30:39No, sorry.
00:30:41You're one of them city types, aren't you?
00:30:46Are you for real?
00:30:47Yeah, soft hands.
00:30:49Soft head.
00:30:51Wouldn't know a day's work if you saw it coming.
00:30:53Got that arrogance about you and all.
00:30:59Pluster thinks he can talk to people how he feels.
00:31:01Are you normally this pleasant with your neighbours?
00:31:06Look, I just wanted to know if it was you that opened the gate.
00:31:09You says it weren't.
00:31:10So you can go.
00:31:23Wait.
00:31:27Did you make sure you followed the rule?
00:31:30Oh, yeah, that rule.
00:31:33Why would you give a shit?
00:31:35Look, I don't cares about you, just as long as you follow the rule.
00:31:43By the way, um, there's a random fella about, wild-eyed.
00:31:48I was wondering if you knew him.
00:31:49Maybe one of your neighbours.
00:31:55No?
00:31:57Well, you have a great day.
00:32:01Nice gun, by the way.
00:32:02Just make sure you polish it at the end.
00:32:05Have a great day.
00:32:07Fucking asshole.
00:32:16Have a great day.
00:32:21Beep.
00:32:24Beep.
00:32:26Beep.
00:32:28Beep.
00:32:29Beep.
00:32:31Beep.
00:32:32Beep.
00:32:32Beep.
00:32:33Beep.
00:32:39So you found it then?
00:32:49You?
00:32:53What are you doing here?
00:32:55I'm your neighbour.
00:32:58Neighbour?
00:33:00Yeah. The farm.
00:33:04Oh.
00:33:06What are you doing here now?
00:33:09I thought I'd give you a greeting.
00:33:15A greeting?
00:33:19What time is it?
00:33:21Nine o'clock.
00:33:25Nine o'clock?
00:33:29I thought it was the middle of the night and...
00:33:36Maybe some other time.
00:33:38Please.
00:33:39I gave you directions.
00:33:41The least you could do is join a lonely girl for a drink.
00:33:54White or red?
00:33:56Red.
00:34:08So what's your story?
00:34:19I'm a writer.
00:34:20Really?
00:34:22What sort of stuff?
00:34:24Mainly horror.
00:34:26Not really my scene.
00:34:28There's enough horror in the world already.
00:34:33Does it pay well?
00:34:36Well enough.
00:34:37Enjoy it?
00:34:39That's another story.
00:34:42Forgive the pun.
00:34:45Frustrated.
00:34:49Maybe.
00:34:50Horror's not what I originally intended on doing.
00:34:55No?
00:34:57No, I fancy myself as a Dylan Thomas or a...
00:35:05Ted Hughes.
00:35:08Except nobody wants to read that.
00:35:10They're, um...
00:35:18Immediate satisfaction?
00:35:28That's right.
00:35:29It's all...
00:35:30Now, now, now.
00:35:33No patience.
00:35:35That's a real shame.
00:35:38So you turned to horror?
00:35:42Yes, it's, um...
00:35:44It's easier to scare people.
00:35:46It is.
00:35:52Yeah, well...
00:35:53You know, if you set pieces here and there and...
00:35:57Hey presto.
00:35:59You're there.
00:36:00You make it sound easy.
00:36:04Well...
00:36:05It's not that difficult, put it that way.
00:36:09And what about your family?
00:36:14That's a...
00:36:15Horror story in itself.
00:36:18Now that sounds like an interesting tale to tell.
00:36:24Maybe some other time.
00:36:26There might not be another time.
00:36:32Why? Are you, um...
00:36:35You planning on going somewhere?
00:36:37Well, you never know.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41I suppose.
00:36:43Um...
00:36:44Why don't you make yourself more comfortable?
00:36:47In a minute.
00:36:50Who is that?
00:36:54That?
00:36:57That's a fucking nightmare.
00:36:59That's it?
00:37:00That's all you're going to say?
00:37:02He is amazing.
00:37:11Um...
00:37:11Top up?
00:37:15So, why don't you tell me really why you're here?
00:37:18Can't a girl come round for some company?
00:37:22Yeah.
00:37:23Married?
00:37:24Kids?
00:37:25None of that?
00:37:28Well...
00:37:30It's a bit difficult.
00:37:32Is that why she left you?
00:37:35The demon drink?
00:37:40Maybe we should change the subject.
00:37:43Do you know why they call it the demon drink?
00:37:48Because it fucks up your life?
00:37:51The plot thickens.
00:37:57Why don't you just come over here and enjoy your drink?
00:38:03He's a little ratty, isn't he?
00:38:08I have writer's block.
00:38:09And?
00:38:12My agent.
00:38:14He...
00:38:15He sent me to this shitty location and...
00:38:18Supposedly to inspire me.
00:38:23Has it?
00:38:25Well, you've seen what I've been writing.
00:38:28Inspiration comes from all sources, doesn't it?
00:38:32Look, I don't even really know your name.
00:38:34No.
00:38:44Who are you really?
00:38:47You haven't followed rule one, have you?
00:38:50No.
00:38:51I haven't followed rule fucking one.
00:38:54Because it's a stupid game and that is a stupid fucking doll.
00:38:59Do you know what I'm gonna do?
00:38:59I'm actually gonna finish my drink and leave this place.
00:39:04Deadline be damned.
00:39:06Deadline?
00:39:07Deadline?
00:39:08Yeah. My deadline.
00:39:10For my book.
00:39:12For...
00:39:13Alfred the Doll?
00:39:16Yeah.
00:39:18So what's happened in the book?
00:39:21I'll tell you what's happened in the book.
00:39:24The writer arrived at the location, found the doll and ignored the rule.
00:39:31Matt was concentrating hard, trying to understand what to do.
00:39:35Then he heard a knocking, like Edgar Allan Poe.
00:39:39A knocking at his chamber door.
00:39:43Yes.
00:39:44Look, wait, I...
00:39:47Then she appeared at the door.
00:39:49Beautiful.
00:39:51Ravishing.
00:39:51As if chisels from the stars themselves.
00:39:55Little on the nose, don't you think?
00:39:57I see how you look at me.
00:39:59No, what are you writing?
00:40:01And she looked at him, square in the eye, and she said...
00:40:05We should carry out the rule.
00:40:08Or what?
00:40:09You don't want to know.
00:40:13Okay.
00:40:16Let's fucking do it.
00:41:06Let's go.
00:41:08What's happening?
00:41:10Please, mate, I need to finish the book.
00:41:13Have you done it yet?
00:41:17Yes.
00:41:18Well, I started to.
00:41:21Started? But you haven't finished?
00:41:24No.
00:41:28Look, there was this girl and she...
00:41:31Girl?
00:41:33Yeah.
00:41:35I'm not playing games here, you know.
00:41:37Really?
00:41:38Well, you could have fooled me.
00:41:42Have you started rule number one?
00:41:47Look, mate.
00:41:49I think you need to...
00:41:51Leave.
00:41:53Henry!
00:41:55I've got to go.
00:41:57What have I told you about being up here?
00:42:11Who's that?
00:42:13My Mrs. Indora.
00:42:14Who do you think it is?
00:42:18No.
00:42:24What do you think you're doing?
00:42:25Yeah, what are you doing?
00:42:27Here.
00:42:29What are you doing?
00:42:33You stay away from my family.
00:42:41You stay away from my family.
00:42:53You stay away from my family.
00:42:55Good, job.
00:43:04Good, job!
00:43:08Good.
00:43:09Oh, my God.
00:43:51Kill, you little bastard.
00:44:09Kill, you little bastard.
00:44:16Kill, you little bastard.
00:44:26Kill, you little bastard.
00:44:56Kill, you little bastard.
00:45:52Kill, you little bastard.
00:45:56Kill, you little bastard.
00:46:20Kill, you little bastard.
00:46:24Kill, you little bastard.
00:46:24Can you see me?
00:46:28I'm not here.
00:46:38Do you want to come out and play?
00:47:02Mr. Cobbs?
00:47:05Have you followed rule one?
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:18I have.
00:47:20I have.
00:47:48I have.
00:47:50I need to know.
00:47:59More.
00:48:01It's your responsibility now, Mr. Cobbs.
00:48:05I can do this.
00:48:06I can do no more.
00:48:07I can do no more.
00:48:08I've said too much.
00:48:13Alfred, Alfred.
00:48:15Alfred, Alfred, bad little boy.
00:48:29I can do it.
00:48:30If you did.
00:48:37And he earned it.
00:48:42I can do that.
00:48:45I know.
00:48:54I don't know.
00:49:34I don't know.
00:49:43So, what do you prefer?
00:49:45Eggs, bacon, or leaves?
00:49:57What the fuck am I doing?
00:49:59What the fuck am I doing?
00:50:37What the fuck am I doing?
00:50:42What the fuck am I doing?
00:50:57You did this, didn't you?
00:51:01What the fuck am I doing?
00:51:04What the fuck am I doing?
00:51:27You, every hour, every second, and you fuck up, I'll be there.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:42You think you got it on me?
00:51:45I don't think so, mate.
00:51:56My daddy is coming to get you.
00:51:59Do you want to come out and play?
00:52:23Do you want to come out and play?
00:52:31Do you want to come out and play?
00:52:38Do you want to come out and play?
00:52:40Do you want to come out and play?
00:53:07Do you want to come out and play?
00:53:09Do you want to come out and play?
00:53:19Do you want to come out and play?
00:53:29Do you want to come out and play?
00:53:39Do you want to come out and play?
00:54:09Do you want to come out and play?
00:54:29Ah!
00:54:31Ah!
00:54:34Ah!
00:54:50Ah!
00:54:59Ah!
00:55:01Ah!
00:55:02Ah!
00:55:08I don't know.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:56:28I don't know.
00:56:32I don't know.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:57:05I don't know.
00:57:19I don't know.
00:57:52I don't know.
00:58:30I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:53I don't know.
00:59:19I don't know.
00:59:45I don't know.
00:59:48I don't know.
01:00:18I don't know.
01:00:29I don't know.
01:01:01I don't know.
01:01:23I don't know.
01:01:56I don't know.
01:02:30I don't know.
01:03:06I don't know.
01:03:16I don't know.
01:03:40I don't know.
01:04:16I don't know.
01:04:20I don't know.
01:04:26I don't know.
01:04:27I don't know.
01:04:56I don't know.
01:05:10I don't know.
01:05:39I don't know.
01:05:54I don't know.
01:05:56I don't know.
01:05:58I don't know.
01:06:02I don't know.
01:06:06I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:08I don't know.
01:06:36I don't know.
01:06:45I don't know.
01:07:16I don't know.
01:07:19I don't know.
01:07:30I don't know.
01:07:33I don't know.
01:08:06I don't know.
01:08:40I don't know.
01:08:47I don't know.
01:09:45I'll have a ponder.
01:10:02I don't know.
01:10:32I don't know.
01:10:35I don't know.
01:11:04I don't know.
01:11:08I don't know.
01:11:46I don't know.
01:12:08I don't know.
01:12:55Alfred,
01:13:20I don't know.
01:13:24I don't know.
01:13:59I don't know.
01:14:31I don't know.
01:15:01I don't know.
01:15:30I don't know.
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