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00:01:00Tony, go ahead.
00:01:18Breakfast is ready.
00:01:20Coming!
00:01:49Hey, Tony. It's Lisa.
00:01:52Remember me?
00:01:53Just kidding.
00:01:55I'm going to be there early in the morning tomorrow, so, yeah.
00:01:59I can't believe it's been 10 years.
00:02:04It's crazy.
00:02:06I can't wait to see you.
00:02:09I don't really know why I'm calling, but just want to let you know.
00:02:13Okay, I'll see you soon. Bye.
00:02:17Do you have your toothbrush?
00:02:18Yeah.
00:02:18Don't let your dad feed you whatever he wants, okay?
00:02:21Yeah.
00:02:22Don't call so much. I know you like to call.
00:02:24Sure.
00:02:24I'm going to be there early on Sunday, so do not make me wait, okay?
00:02:27I got it.
00:02:28Excuse me?
00:02:29I got it.
00:02:30Don't talk to me like that.
00:02:32What? No. Yes. I'm sorry. I got it.
00:02:35Okay. I love you.
00:02:36I know.
00:02:38Give your brother a big squeeze for me, okay?
00:02:40Wait, you're not going to come in?
00:02:41No. God damn it, Lisa. I've got to catch a fucking flight, okay?
00:02:45Shit.
00:02:47Go. I got to get out.
00:02:49Did you hear me?
00:02:50Yes.
00:02:50Hey, get out. I got to go.
00:02:53No.
00:02:54God damn it, Lisa. We just got that.
00:02:56It's grandmas.
00:02:58Love you.
00:02:59Love you.
00:03:02Love you.
00:03:03Love you.
00:03:04Love you.
00:03:15Lisa, I am so glad to finally meet you.
00:03:18Yeah.
00:03:19I'm really excited about us getting to know each other.
00:03:22Your dad tells me all sorts of things about you.
00:03:25And, of course, I know all about you already, mister.
00:03:28I wash your sheets.
00:03:30That's my boy.
00:03:32Oh, um, I hope you don't mind sharing a room.
00:03:35For God's sake, so you kids used to bathe together.
00:03:38Yeah, that was fun.
00:03:40We're making the spare room into a beautiful sitting room.
00:03:44For sitting?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:47What else?
00:03:48That's it.
00:03:50That's it?
00:03:51Yes.
00:03:54Lisa, I know this is new for you, but I want you to know Doris is here to stay.
00:03:58You're going to fall in love with her, just like I have.
00:04:01Aw.
00:04:02Doris actually cooks.
00:04:05How did you guys meet?
00:04:07Well, I was at a gas station.
00:04:09Your mother had just sent me divorce papers.
00:04:11And I saw this pathetic-looking man just leaning on the counter.
00:04:15That was me.
00:04:16And I leaned in and I said,
00:04:19I like your look.
00:04:21She took me to a hotel.
00:04:23We drank and drank.
00:04:24And she talked me through everything.
00:04:26I had just finished an online course in psychology.
00:04:28I finally felt like I could let everything out without feeling judged.
00:04:32And we've been going strong ever since.
00:04:35She's the one, kids.
00:04:37Well, I'm happy for you guys.
00:04:42Oh, honey.
00:04:43I'm running so late.
00:04:44Oh.
00:04:47Anything?
00:04:48Sharp as a rock.
00:04:49Now I've got a rock for you.
00:04:56Bye, Dad.
00:04:57It's Frank.
00:04:58Mm-hmm.
00:05:04Mmm.
00:05:10Mmm.
00:06:18God damn it.
00:06:18Don't.
00:06:19It's all about the follow through.
00:06:21You sound just like Katie.
00:06:23Oh yeah?
00:06:24Yeah.
00:06:24She wasn't saying that last night.
00:06:27Oh yeah.
00:06:28That's my girlfriend.
00:06:28You like that?
00:06:30You like that tea?
00:06:31You know she wouldn't do that.
00:06:32She's a good girl.
00:06:33She's fucking good.
00:06:34She wouldn't suck that trashy ass in the dick.
00:06:36Oh yeah?
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:37You're saying that now.
00:06:38But she recycled my cum last night.
00:06:46Hello, welcome to Speedway Market.
00:06:49Touch my dick.
00:06:51Touch your dick.
00:06:52Touch your dick.
00:06:55You know they say raisins are an aphrodisiac.
00:06:58They do?
00:07:00No.
00:07:02Chocolate is so.
00:07:04I hate chocolate.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:10Remember that time you broke into Mom's Halloween candy and she made you eat the whole bag?
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:18Yeah.
00:07:18Yeah, that was funny.
00:07:27Thanks.
00:07:36Oh, uh, got a little something.
00:07:40What is it?
00:07:41I think it's just bite grease.
00:07:45Got it.
00:07:47Thanks.
00:07:49Anything for the pretty lady.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Hey.
00:08:07That's $7.85?
00:08:10Keep the change.
00:08:13Uh, I can.
00:08:14It messes up the drawer.
00:08:16Just keep it.
00:08:19But it messes up the drawer.
00:08:26Okay.
00:08:35I could have used that.
00:08:37What the fuck?
00:08:38It's just $2.
00:08:39It's a big deal.
00:08:40Yeah?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:40Katie only takes cash.
00:08:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:44Oh, yeah.
00:08:44Like, you get upset?
00:08:46Yeah.
00:08:48Just...
00:08:57Don't fall.
00:08:57Stop.
00:08:58That's cheating.
00:09:00Don't fall.
00:09:07Hey.
00:09:10What?
00:09:11Chicken butt.
00:09:13Nice.
00:09:16Mom said hi.
00:09:20Hi.
00:09:23You should tell her that.
00:09:26I would.
00:09:27If I even knew what she looked like anymore.
00:09:30Oh, come on.
00:09:35Checkmate.
00:09:35That's not what that means.
00:09:41I wish you'd visit.
00:09:45You look different.
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah, I don't know.
00:09:51Could it be my charming good looks?
00:09:54Or my sensitive eyes?
00:09:56Or my ability to chuckle 44 hours?
00:09:58Otherwise, likeCERCO.
00:09:59Do it.
00:10:03Oh, no.
00:10:05You're not gonna...
00:10:06No, you can't.
00:10:19Oh, no.
00:10:47My name's Lisa and I got back.
00:10:50My name is Tony and I got back.
00:10:52Prove it!
00:10:54Refile!
00:11:19How you feeling?
00:11:21The toilet looks like I pissed blue ink.
00:11:28I lied.
00:11:31You don't look different.
00:11:33You look the same.
00:11:34The same as always.
00:11:40Would you want to watch something?
00:11:41Yeah.
00:12:04I'm really glad you're here.
00:12:07Love you, Tony.
00:12:20What?
00:12:29What?
00:12:39What?
00:12:45What?
00:12:48What?
00:12:50What?
00:12:55Donnie!
00:12:58Are you awake?
00:13:00No, I was sleeping.
00:13:03I just heard a sound.
00:13:07That's weird.
00:13:09Did you hear that?
00:13:11No.
00:13:13Was that you?
00:13:15No, you're hearing things.
00:13:20Okay, goodnight.
00:13:25Love you.
00:13:28Yeah, love you, love you too.
00:14:09Hey, I'm not here. You know what they say. A bird's gotta fly, and this time it's to Cancun, baby.
00:14:16I probably won't get back to you, because I'm having the time of my life.
00:14:21Woo!
00:14:22Hey, Peaches.
00:14:24Hey, Dad.
00:14:25Call me Frank.
00:14:28Want a peach?
00:14:30No, I'm okay.
00:14:31I'm gonna get you one anyways.
00:14:35So, uh, shouldn't you be in school or something?
00:14:38It's summer.
00:14:40Right.
00:14:41Do you need, um, tampons or anything?
00:14:44No, I'm okay.
00:14:46You sure?
00:14:47Doris has a butt tongue.
00:14:49I'm, I'm, I'm sad.
00:14:51Seriously, that girl bleeds like she's been mauled by a bear.
00:14:54Geez.
00:14:56Too bad I'm the bear.
00:15:02Are you having, uh, sex or anything?
00:15:05No, I would never.
00:15:07Oh, great. Great, that's good.
00:15:09You like your, uh, room?
00:15:11Yeah, it's fun having a roomie.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13Especially a roomie you can't have sex with.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:17Hmm.
00:15:19Hey.
00:15:22It's really important to me that you and Doris get along.
00:15:26She's new to the whole stepmom thing.
00:15:28Yeah, of course.
00:15:29She seems nice.
00:15:31Oh, God, yes.
00:15:34Nice in so many ways.
00:15:37You seem happy, Dad.
00:15:38Please, call me Frank.
00:15:41Why?
00:15:43Doris calls me Dad in the bedroom.
00:15:45You mean Daddy?
00:15:46No, I mean Dad.
00:15:50So it's really kind of weird when you guys say it.
00:15:52Got it.
00:15:52Okay.
00:16:19Huh.
00:16:21Oops, um, sorry.
00:16:23Oh, hey, Lisa. No, no, no problem. Come in.
00:16:26Are you sure?
00:16:28Yeah, yeah. Is everything okay?
00:16:31Yeah, I just, I have to...
00:16:34Oh, okay.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:49Oh.
00:16:51What'd I miss?
00:16:53Just a perfectly normal pee.
00:16:58How's the swimming?
00:17:02Yeah, exactly how it looks.
00:17:05Want to try?
00:17:08Uh, sure.
00:17:11That wouldn't be weird.
00:17:14No, shower rules.
00:17:39This is nice.
00:17:42Warm.
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:47You come here often?
00:17:50Not enough.
00:17:52Me either.
00:17:56I know what you're doing at work.
00:17:58Oh, God.
00:17:58You do not need this bullshit.
00:18:00Whatever you fucking flirt in front of me all the time,
00:18:03I know what you do when you're by yourself and you don't without me.
00:18:05Hey, there's something on your face.
00:18:09Ah!
00:18:12You're going to ruin the cupcakes.
00:18:14No!
00:18:22What are you guys doing?
00:18:26Nothing.
00:18:26Clean yourselves up for God's sake.
00:18:28Get ready for dinner.
00:18:29And do not expect dessert.
00:18:30Yes, ma'am.
00:18:31Don't call me ma'am.
00:18:32Yes, mommy.
00:18:35Oh, crazy.
00:18:36Let's do that.
00:18:37Let's do that.
00:18:38Call me crazy.
00:18:39Hey.
00:18:39You're crazy.
00:18:40Don't call me crazy.
00:18:40You're sweet.
00:18:41Great.
00:18:41You're insane.
00:18:42Stop.
00:18:45They're everywhere.
00:19:12Morning, darling.
00:19:13No, fuck!
00:19:14Oh, my God.
00:19:15You are startling.
00:19:17Good morning.
00:19:19Sorry.
00:19:20Here, eat.
00:19:20You hungry?
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:22I'm good.
00:19:27So you look nice.
00:19:28What are you up to today?
00:19:30Just going to Johnny's friend's house.
00:19:32Fun.
00:19:39Sometimes I eat to fill a void.
00:19:43You ever do that?
00:19:44Maybe.
00:19:46I like it.
00:19:47The way it feels when my tummy gets hard.
00:19:51Hmm.
00:19:53Yeah?
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55It's filling.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59I know what you mean.
00:20:00Hmm.
00:20:02Your dad really likes you here.
00:20:05And Tony, I know, loves it.
00:20:07Yeah, well, I miss them too.
00:20:08Hmm.
00:20:08Um, you should move in with us your junior year.
00:20:16Oh, um, I would, but that would mean my mom would be alone and I should just visit more.
00:20:25I know she doesn't make it easy.
00:20:29She's just going through a lot of stuff, so.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Well.
00:20:33But you're great.
00:20:34I mean, I know I just met you, but, uh, Frank seems really happy.
00:20:38I love making him happy.
00:20:40That's great.
00:20:43My mom would hate if she saw what I've been eating.
00:20:46Well, eat up, honey.
00:20:47Men love something to grab onto.
00:20:50These cinnamon rolls are really good.
00:20:52Did you put something else in it?
00:20:54Sugar.
00:20:55A lot of it.
00:21:19Those cinnamon rolls are really good.
00:21:23The brown taste is much better than I'm making.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:33We're back with another one.
00:21:37The drummer gonna tell you now.
00:21:42Woo.
00:21:43Say that guitar.
00:21:46How about some Morgan?
00:21:49Oh, no, that's real.
00:21:52That's real.
00:22:01Hey, Tony.
00:22:03Hi.
00:22:04Hey, uh, will you come to the kitchen with me?
00:22:07Why?
00:22:08I have a question about the look of the chicken.
00:22:11Well, ask Chad.
00:22:13He's the one who goes to culinary school.
00:22:20He's busy.
00:22:21Let's go.
00:22:21Come on.
00:22:22Come on.
00:22:23Follow me.
00:22:23Follow me.
00:22:29Follow me.
00:22:36Pretend you're looking at the chicken.
00:22:38Why?
00:22:40What the hell, man?
00:22:42What's the deal with you and that hottie glazed in a sweet layer of polyester and insecurity?
00:22:48Oh, come on.
00:22:51Well, are you gonna?
00:22:53No, that's my sister.
00:22:59That's Lisa?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:02Oh, man.
00:23:05And she's your half-sister, right?
00:23:06No, she's my full sister.
00:23:09Oh.
00:23:12If I didn't know.
00:23:16What are you doing?
00:23:18I went down on my cousin once at Thanksgiving.
00:23:21Not, like, under the table, but it was in my Mimi's room, and it's hard to tell the difference
00:23:26between the common me and the others, you know?
00:23:30No.
00:23:37Hey, Chad.
00:23:39Chad.
00:23:40Chad.
00:23:42Chad.
00:23:42Chad.
00:23:43Chad.
00:23:43Chad.
00:23:43Chad.
00:23:43What's your deal, fuckbrain?
00:23:45Hey, hey, don't.
00:23:46Ladies, don't fight.
00:23:48Eh, but do.
00:23:49But don't.
00:23:50But if you do, use a banana.
00:23:53Get me a plantain.
00:23:54I want it to hurt.
00:23:59So what do you think of the chicken?
00:24:03I don't think it's chicken.
00:24:06That's what I was afraid of.
00:24:17Didn't know you smoked.
00:24:19Oh, I don't.
00:24:21Oh.
00:24:21Yeah, just pretend.
00:24:26Oh.
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:29Kind of just makes me feel cool.
00:24:32Can I try?
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:42Geez, slow down, vacuum mouth.
00:24:44It's not a doobie.
00:24:46I don't know if I like that.
00:24:50Yeah, me neither.
00:24:53Oh.
00:24:54Can I try?
00:24:59What are you doing, little squirrel?
00:25:01Uh-huh.
00:25:02I bet we could both fit into this jacket.
00:25:11Uh-huh.
00:25:12Uh-huh.
00:25:15Uh-huh.
00:25:20What are you doing, little squirrel?
00:25:26This is how I want to spend the rest of my days.
00:25:29Driving down the street, listening to the radio in my cool car, and looking at pretty girls.
00:25:36You're a fucking loser.
00:25:40Daddy's home, you stupid butts.
00:25:46Hey!
00:25:48Oh, I'm sorry.
00:25:53A couple of losers in a sausage pack.
00:25:59Dude.
00:25:59Dude.
00:26:00Ladies, this is Scrub, and get with the man.
00:26:03The king.
00:26:04The father.
00:26:05Mercedes.
00:26:06Why are you guys even here?
00:26:09Better question.
00:26:09Why are you guys even alive?
00:26:11Oh, I forgot to say hi to my buddy, Brian.
00:26:15No, shit!
00:26:21Oh, did you put something on me?
00:26:27Lisa, don't pee.
00:26:30I don't want to win.
00:26:32You cheat.
00:26:38You like that, Brian?
00:26:40Huh?
00:26:42Tap out, bitch.
00:26:43Tap out.
00:26:45Yeah, you like that, bitch?
00:26:47Stop, man.
00:26:49Oh, what's up, losers?
00:26:50You can't just come in here.
00:26:52We can do whatever you want, fatty.
00:26:56If I'm fucking your sister, I can come into the house, and I can come into the house.
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:00Give it up.
00:27:03Bon, bon.
00:27:04Hey, girl, you like hot dogs?
00:27:06Dude, that's my sister.
00:27:07I like extra mayo and chili on mine.
00:27:10Gross.
00:27:13Sorry we didn't introduce ourselves.
00:27:15Our name's Bleach, and this is Mercedes.
00:27:17Kiss, kiss.
00:27:18Whatever.
00:27:19Your name's Jason and Mark.
00:27:20Two of the most generic-ass fucking names on the planet.
00:27:25What the fuck did you just say to me?
00:27:29Oh, my God!
00:27:30I got it!
00:27:30I got it!
00:27:31I got it!
00:27:31I got it!
00:27:31I got it!
00:27:32I got it!
00:27:33I got it!
00:27:33I got it!
00:27:33I got it!
00:27:33I got it!
00:27:36Hey, babe.
00:27:50What the fuck is going on in here?
00:27:52These two tall-ass mighty ducks came in and ruined our hang!
00:27:56Where's my snack?
00:28:01Be cool, Brian.
00:28:02It's not like Mom's even going to be home for like two days or whatever, so why don't you
00:28:05just shut the fuck up for once?
00:28:07Whatever.
00:28:07We can go hang in my room.
00:28:08Wait.
00:28:09Wait, who is this little girl?
00:28:12Uh, this is my sister.
00:28:13Whoa, was she fucking asking you, bro?
00:28:15No.
00:28:16Go ahead, babe.
00:28:18Let me guess.
00:28:19You're his sister and you're visiting for the weekend, and you're feeling really displaced
00:28:24because you don't know anybody here, which is making you really uncomfortable, and now
00:28:29you're starting to miss Mommy.
00:28:33Kinda.
00:28:40Ooh.
00:28:41That sucks.
00:28:44Hey, you want to leave?
00:28:46Yeah.
00:28:47Um, hey guys.
00:28:49I'm going to bounce.
00:28:50Dammit, Sydney, you ruined fucking everything!
00:28:53Kate Spade slut.
00:28:55Excuse me?
00:28:57Nothing, nothing, nothing!
00:28:58Nothing, nothing!
00:28:59Nothing!
00:28:59Nothing!
00:29:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:35We miss this place.
00:29:38Miss the crew?
00:29:41No.
00:29:44You ever notice how playgrounds smell like blood?
00:29:49Yeah, kind of do.
00:29:53Are you grossed out by blood?
00:29:55Yeah, I guess so.
00:29:56I think it'd be weird if I said I loved blood.
00:29:59Ha, ha, ha, yeah.
00:30:02You think you'd ever be grossed out by my blood?
00:30:08No.
00:30:11Your blood's my blood.
00:30:28So how was your day?
00:30:30Good.
00:30:31Just hung out with some friends.
00:30:32Which friends?
00:30:33Just Brian and Chad.
00:30:36Oh.
00:30:36And his weird lizard girls.
00:30:38I love lizards.
00:30:39Of course you do, baby.
00:30:43So, Lisa.
00:30:45What'd you think of Brian and Chad?
00:30:47They're fine.
00:30:49You can say it.
00:30:51Say what?
00:30:52They're fucking losers.
00:30:54Frank.
00:30:55I'm just kidding.
00:30:59You're a fucking loser, Dad.
00:31:01Excuse me?
00:31:03I'm just kidding.
00:31:08Lisa, do you miss home?
00:31:10No, uh, not really.
00:31:13Good.
00:31:16Good.
00:31:17That's why I think it'd be fun if you just moved in with us your junior year.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:24I mean, it'd be cool, you know?
00:31:27Living with mom sucks, and living with us would be...
00:31:31I mean, Doris cooks great food, and you're cool.
00:31:38Yeah, uh, maybe.
00:31:40I think it's an interesting idea.
00:31:43I mean, as long as you're able to handle my jokes and share your tampons with your brother here every
00:31:48once in a while.
00:31:50Frank.
00:31:56I don't even use tampons.
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:01Honey.
00:32:02I just free bleed.
00:32:05Ew.
00:32:07I'm...
00:32:08I'm just kidding.
00:32:11Not very funny.
00:32:13Hmm.
00:32:22So this is creative mode.
00:32:24Uh, so you just go around, build houses, tend to your chickens, cows.
00:32:31Uh, here, check this out.
00:32:32You see all these dogs?
00:32:33Yeah.
00:32:33You can hit them.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Did you see why I have so many?
00:32:39Yeah.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:42Jesus.
00:32:43Where'd they go?
00:32:44I killed them.
00:32:45Oh.
00:32:46No, no, no, no, it's not, it's not real, look.
00:32:49What are you doing?
00:32:51I, I thought that would make it better.
00:32:53Jesus, I'm sorry.
00:32:55I'm sorry, I didn't, I didn't know you'd feel so passionate about it.
00:32:59It's fine.
00:33:14It's fine.
00:33:22I need to go to bed.
00:33:23Right now.
00:33:28Okay.
00:33:30Well, uh, goodnight.
00:33:42Uh...
00:34:04Oh, yeah, whatever.
00:34:09Fuck you!
00:34:10Fuck you!
00:34:11You are, I wish I'd like you today.
00:34:13Well, we could like you if maybe you were a little more fucking likeable!
00:34:17Yeah, figure out how to be a wife first, then maybe figure out how to be a mother.
00:34:20I win, I win, I win, I win, I win!
00:34:22Yay!
00:34:24Tony!
00:34:25Surprise!
00:34:27I'm only a mess, you're here!
00:34:29No, I'm not the reason you're a mess.
00:34:31You're the reason that you are a fucking mess.
00:34:34This place is a mess, I'm sick of this.
00:34:36Whatever, man.
00:34:37Well, I'm sick of this so much more than you are.
00:34:40You cannot be half as sick of it at night.
00:34:42Whatever, I'm done with this.
00:34:44I'm so through.
00:34:46What do you think you're doing?
00:34:49Uh, I...
00:34:51You're not thinking, that's what you're doing!
00:34:53Rachel, leave him alone!
00:34:55You're just like him.
00:35:00Don't take it out on the boys.
00:35:01Hey, Tony!
00:35:03Race to chase a treat.
00:35:04Whoever wants gets out my can...
00:35:05Oh, it's on!
00:35:06I don't know anything anymore!
00:35:08I'm barely able to get out of bed.
00:35:10Did you know that?
00:35:11Well, I don't know what you're doing.
00:35:16I don't know what you're doing.
00:35:47Hey, kiddo.
00:35:50Oh, uh...
00:35:51Hey, Frank.
00:35:52How's the sitting?
00:35:54It hurts.
00:35:55My butt is not made for sitting.
00:35:57It's made for standing and looking pretty.
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:02Welcome to my paradise.
00:36:10This is nice.
00:36:12It's like you have your own little getaway.
00:36:16Well, to be honest,
00:36:19it's not really going to be a sitting room.
00:36:22I'm going to turn it into a secret cooking room for Doris.
00:36:27Shouldn't that be in the kitchen?
00:36:29No, no.
00:36:30I'm going to redo the whole room, put a kitchen in it.
00:36:33Put a bunch of cutting board space over there.
00:36:35I'll have a vent that goes up to the ceiling.
00:36:38She can have her gals over whenever she wants.
00:36:41They can take up as much space as they want.
00:36:44Hmm.
00:36:45So it'll be like a little getaway kitchen.
00:36:48Exactly.
00:36:50You must really love her.
00:36:53All her words aren't my favorite words,
00:36:55but, yeah.
00:36:57I really do love her.
00:37:02Sleep well?
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05You?
00:37:06Oh, hell yeah.
00:37:13Isn't it nice?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:21I'm happy you're here, kiddo.
00:37:25Me too, Frank.
00:37:28Me too.
00:37:40Tony.
00:37:43Tony.
00:37:44Tony.
00:37:45Tony.
00:37:46Tony.
00:37:46Tony!
00:37:50What?
00:37:52Hi.
00:37:54Hey.
00:37:57You going to come to breakfast?
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:02Okay.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:09Yeah, I know.
00:38:26You know, your friends are always welcome over here.
00:38:28Yeah, we know.
00:38:31I just love a good excuse to make more casserole.
00:38:35Yeah, it's just Brian has a...
00:38:37It's a party, Doris.
00:38:38Oh, a party.
00:38:40Lisa, you want to borrow a dress later?
00:38:43They're all tight.
00:38:44The boys love tight.
00:38:46Isn't that right, son?
00:38:47Yeah, we, like, tight.
00:38:50I'll wear this.
00:38:53Oof.
00:38:54You okay, honey?
00:38:55Yeah, just slippery hands.
00:38:58Well, don't dry those hands off.
00:38:59What?
00:39:00Oh, come on.
00:39:02You shut up now, you dirty man.
00:39:05Doris, do you want any help?
00:39:06I got it.
00:39:07Thanks, sweetie.
00:39:09Now look at that, kids.
00:39:12A pretty woman looking sexy every day.
00:39:16My sweet, precious fruit of my loins.
00:39:20This is it.
00:39:21This is the life.
00:39:24To find someone who makes you like this peach.
00:39:30To find someone who's soft and ready to burst.
00:39:34And when they burst, you don't mind getting a little messy.
00:39:39Frank, I hear you.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42I'm teaching my kids something.
00:39:44Life lessons.
00:39:45Sharing something special.
00:39:47Don't listen to him.
00:39:48He's just a dirty old horndog.
00:39:52Frank, you can't just talk to them like that.
00:39:54What?
00:39:55They get it.
00:39:56I do agree.
00:39:58A love like this is special.
00:40:01Everyone deserves it.
00:40:02It can be hard, but...
00:40:04You know what helps?
00:40:05These tight dresses.
00:40:07Are you sure you don't want to borrow something, sweetie?
00:40:11Um, I feel comfortable in this.
00:40:14She doesn't need tight dresses to look pretty.
00:40:17She's already perfectly wrapped in her own skin.
00:40:25That is a scary pick-up, Lodge, son.
00:40:29Want to go?
00:40:35Doris, what are you putting in these potatoes?
00:40:37These are unreal.
00:40:54Hey, sis.
00:40:56You ready?
00:40:57Yeah, in just a second.
00:40:59You look fine.
00:41:01You look very pretty.
00:41:03I don't really feel pretty today.
00:41:08Hang on.
00:41:09I don't know.
00:41:27Here.
00:41:31Good?
00:41:33Yes.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:34I have more.
00:41:36Yeah.
00:41:36Yeah, but, uh, you have to keep wearing this if you want more.
00:41:44Okay.
00:41:45Fine.
00:41:46Cool.
00:41:47I'll be downstairs.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:50Same you, same candy.
00:41:52Yeah?
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:55Cool.
00:41:55Okay.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:10Oh, my.
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:21Okay.
00:42:23Okay.
00:42:26Oh, hey, Tony.
00:42:29What's up?
00:42:32Just sitting.
00:42:34Isn't that what the sitting room's for?
00:42:37Hurts my butt to sit on the ground all the time.
00:43:00I don't think I've ever talked with you about man stuff.
00:43:05No need.
00:43:07I got it.
00:43:10Well, my best advice to you
00:43:13is to always tell the person you love that you do.
00:43:18That's good advice.
00:43:20Yeah, men aren't always hard.
00:43:23I've never had a problem in that way,
00:43:24and your blood is my blood, so...
00:43:26Yeah, got it.
00:43:32Do you mind doing me a favor, son?
00:43:34Sure.
00:43:36Today is a special day for Doris.
00:43:39Oh, is it her birthday?
00:43:41Oh, I have no idea when that is.
00:43:43I bought her a bunch of new cooking books,
00:43:46and she's gonna go crazy when she sees how many I got her.
00:43:50That's really nice.
00:43:52Do you think you could set up the bathroom with some candles?
00:43:56I'd do it myself, but...
00:43:58Yeah, sure.
00:43:59Great.
00:44:02What's that?
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:05I miss the annual Peach and Music Festival this year.
00:44:10It's just really frustrating.
00:44:39What are you doing?
00:44:41Oh, uh, date night for Dad.
00:44:45Cute.
00:45:08You are no match for us and Princess Fairy Sparkle.
00:45:13You are no match for us and Princess Fairy Sparkle.
00:45:14No.
00:45:15No.
00:45:15No.
00:45:16No.
00:45:16Get out of here!
00:45:18Attack pony!
00:45:19We need to be a reinforcement.
00:45:20No, Rachel, this is not fair.
00:45:20You cannot do this.
00:45:22You have no idea what you're doing.
00:45:24Rachel, come on!
00:45:25Get back!
00:45:27This is ridiculous.
00:45:29He's still not down!
00:45:33Come on, Lisa.
00:45:33Let's go.
00:45:34Right now.
00:45:34Let's go.
00:45:35Come on.
00:45:36Tony!
00:45:38Come on.
00:45:40Tony!
00:45:54We need to go.
00:46:11We need to go.
00:46:57Good job.
00:47:06What's up, man?
00:47:07Chad failed his culinary training program.
00:47:10Aw, dude.
00:47:12And his two goth girls dumped him.
00:47:15Oh, no.
00:47:17I want to get fucked up tonight.
00:47:19Sure.
00:47:19Hey, shut the fuck up, Brian.
00:47:21Fuck you.
00:47:21What did I say?
00:47:21What the fuck did I say?
00:47:23Hey, did you guys get invited to that party tonight?
00:47:25You got invited to a party?
00:47:26Yeah, from some chick named Magnificent Pleasure.
00:47:31What?
00:47:36Fuck.
00:47:37Yeah, I'd pin that down real nice.
00:47:41She looks nice.
00:47:42Of course she does.
00:47:43She wants a penis inside of her.
00:47:46Do you want to go?
00:47:46No, I don't want to go if that bitch is going.
00:47:49What the fuck is going on in here?
00:47:51What are you guys looking at?
00:47:52No, nothing.
00:47:53Uh, just saw that party invite.
00:47:56So are you guys coming?
00:47:58Sure.
00:47:59I felt bad about the other night.
00:48:01I just wanted you guys to see how cool I am.
00:48:04Whatever.
00:48:05You just want me to drive.
00:48:06Yeah, pretty much.
00:48:08Because I'm going to get fucked up tonight!
00:48:11What if he said he wouldn't drive you?
00:48:13Oh, well then I would just tell everyone that little Brian over there-
00:48:16Shut up!
00:48:17Lisa?
00:48:17It's nothing.
00:48:18Oh, you know what?
00:48:19I almost forgot to mention.
00:48:21Charlie's going to be there.
00:48:23Ooh, Charlie's going to be there.
00:48:24Yeah, man.
00:48:25Wouldn't want to miss out on that good old D-sucking.
00:48:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:48:29Okay, fine.
00:48:30We'll go and I'll drive.
00:48:32But I don't like one bit of it.
00:48:33Except Charlie.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:48:37I will burn it!
00:48:37I will burn this!
00:48:38What are you wearing?
00:48:39Hey, hey, hey!
00:48:39What's that going to run out?
00:48:40No!
00:48:41Come on, man.
00:48:41You know he's sensitive about that.
00:48:42You are not wearing that.
00:48:46What should I wear?
00:48:47I think she looks great!
00:48:48Hey, man.
00:48:49Are you a girl?
00:48:49No.
00:48:50Sorry.
00:48:50Come with me right now.
00:48:53You just gave it back to her.
00:48:54Okay.
00:48:54Hey.
00:48:55That's enough!
00:48:56That's not enough.
00:48:57That is enough!
00:49:01Here you go.
00:49:05Pick one.
00:49:07It's fine.
00:49:08I mean, I feel comfortable in this.
00:49:10Do it!
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13Um...
00:49:16Great.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19Well, I'll be right back.
00:49:20No.
00:49:21Just change in here.
00:49:23What?
00:49:24Do you have, like, chest hair or something?
00:49:28No.
00:49:32Okay.
00:49:37Um...
00:49:58They'll be fine.
00:50:00Thanks.
00:50:05Well, I have to get changed, so...
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16Yeah.
00:50:19Yeah.
00:50:25I can cook something with that.
00:50:27Mm-hmm.
00:50:28Hey, guys.
00:50:30Huh.
00:50:31My sister let you wear the dress she miscarried in.
00:50:35What?
00:50:38I think it looks nice.
00:50:41Thanks.
00:50:42Okay, bitches.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:44Let's go.
00:50:44It's so early.
00:50:46I said I want to go.
00:50:47I'm not even ready yet.
00:50:49Yes, you are.
00:50:50You look like shit.
00:50:51Isn't that your thing?
00:50:52Ugh.
00:50:53Alright, let's get this over with.
00:50:56Okay.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:13How long do I have to stay?
00:51:14As long as I want.
00:51:16Really?
00:51:17Hey, come on.
00:51:18That girl's gonna be there.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:22Hold on.
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:27Don't be nervous.
00:51:48Woof.
00:51:57so this is the okay my dad ate a bug once why i don't know it's like a larva i
00:52:05guess
00:52:05how'd he eat that
00:52:06it's a mock-up
00:52:08oh
00:52:08god hates parties
00:52:11god hates parties
00:52:13god hates parties
00:52:14god hates parties
00:52:16god hates parties
00:52:20don't knock it's a fucking party
00:52:50you guys eating white bananas yeah nice
00:52:58yes
00:52:59yes
00:52:59yes
00:53:01Woohoo!
00:53:09Woohoo!
00:53:11Woohoo!
00:53:30Charlie, Charlie.
00:53:31Hey, Brian.
00:53:33It's good to see you.
00:53:37And you look good tonight.
00:53:39I know.
00:53:41Well, if it is a little baby, Brian.
00:53:46Hey, little baby.
00:53:47Oh, hey, stop.
00:53:48Stop, please. Stop. Just stop.
00:53:52Hey, I'm Tony.
00:53:54Hey.
00:53:56This is my sister, Lisa.
00:53:58Hey, Lisa.
00:54:00Where are you from? Florida.
00:54:02What are you doing here? Visiting my
00:54:04brother and dad for the weekend.
00:54:06Ah, so this is like your full
00:54:08blood sister.
00:54:10Uh, yeah. Did you guys like piggyback
00:54:12out of the womb or what?
00:54:15Uh, no, I'm actually a
00:54:18year old. Oh, dirty
00:54:20mommy. Oh! Oh!
00:54:22Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:54:24Hey, hey, boys. Um,
00:54:26here's a fun fact.
00:54:28Brian shit his
00:54:30pants last time he was at this house.
00:54:34You really are a little chocolate boy.
00:54:36Fuck you guys. I just got here.
00:54:38What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
00:54:39Hey, now, now, now. Who knows? He might have
00:54:42had some laxative with his beer. Or maybe
00:54:44he just got scared because there was too many
00:54:45pretty ladies running around.
00:54:49Fuck you!
00:54:50Fucking suck! God damn it!
00:54:51Ryan!
00:54:52Wanna come with you? Let him be!
00:54:59Hey. Yeah?
00:55:02I'm hungry.
00:55:04Oh, alright, and that's it for me, boys.
00:55:07Touchdown for Bleach.
00:55:08Okay.
00:55:16Lisa!
00:55:18Hey, you look stressed.
00:55:20Yeah, loosen up.
00:55:23Lisa,
00:55:24do you smoke weed?
00:55:26Do you get high?
00:55:28Do you lift this
00:55:30curtain that we call life
00:55:32to see what's on the
00:55:34other side?
00:55:37Uh, yeah, sometimes.
00:55:39But I don't ever really feel it.
00:55:42You gotta inhale it.
00:55:44Like, really inhale it.
00:55:55You feel it?
00:55:57No, I only felt your tongue.
00:56:11Ryan?
00:56:13You really should've taken your clothes off first.
00:56:16I just don't know where my life is going, okay?
00:56:19I'm a fucking loser.
00:56:20Nobody respects me.
00:56:22You don't like me.
00:56:23You're my best friend.
00:56:25And let's be honest, you kinda suck.
00:56:26My other best friend's trying to fuck two bananas out there.
00:56:30So I am sorry if I'm having a moment of despair.
00:56:37Come on, man.
00:56:39I don't suck.
00:56:41Really?
00:56:42You're cool.
00:56:45You're funny.
00:56:47Oh, yeah.
00:56:48Funny, yeah.
00:56:49I remember last year when you thought it was cool and funny how I shit my pants.
00:56:54Yeah.
00:56:55It was artistic.
00:56:56You were brave.
00:56:58You were so brave.
00:56:59Yeah, you hear that?
00:57:00You're an art guy now, huh?
00:57:02Big man on campus.
00:57:03Come on, let's get out of that tub.
00:57:06Just leave me here with the water.
00:57:09Come on, man.
00:57:11Yeah, come on, Brian.
00:57:12Stop it.
00:57:13Jesus.
00:57:15Hey, Tony?
00:57:19Tony?
00:57:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:57:31Uh, that's enough for you.
00:57:34This feeling does not feel good.
00:57:37It passes.
00:57:40Hey, you okay?
00:57:42No.
00:57:43Where's Tony?
00:57:45Relax.
00:57:46He's inside with Charlie.
00:57:48I'm already fucking by now.
00:57:50Oh, yeah.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:52I doubt it.
00:57:53Uh-oh.
00:57:54Can he not get hard?
00:57:56No, he can.
00:57:58How do you know that?
00:58:00How do you know that?
00:58:01I don't know.
00:58:02Yeah, how do you know that?
00:58:04Uh, it's just...
00:58:07Stop whatever you're doing.
00:58:10What?
00:58:11My brother can get hard.
00:58:12Okay?
00:58:13I've seen it.
00:58:15It's proportional.
00:58:16It's a good penis.
00:58:18Stop freaking me out.
00:58:20Uh, you're the one talking about your brother's dick and how hard it is.
00:58:25I'm kidding.
00:58:27Seriously.
00:58:29Weird joke.
00:58:31That wasn't very funny.
00:58:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:42Let's just do it.
00:58:44Tony!
00:58:46Tony!
00:58:50Tony!
00:58:55I'm a weirdo.
00:59:00What the hell am I doing here?
00:59:03I can be.
00:59:07Chad, Chad, have you seen Tony?
00:59:10He's ours.
00:59:11I could be everybody's.
00:59:33Tony?
00:59:41Tony?
00:59:46Sorry.
00:59:52How are you doing that?
00:59:54I love hot dogs.
00:59:56I'm gonna eat yours right up and swallow it so hard
01:00:00it goes down to the pit of my tummy.
01:00:02No, I'm gonna eat you.
01:00:03Sydney!
01:00:06Sydney!
01:00:07Have you seen Sydney?
01:00:09No.
01:00:09Fuck you.
01:00:10Hey, you're flying down, you fucking asshole!
01:00:32Thank you, mate.
01:00:36Tom!
01:00:39Lisa!
01:00:43Have you ever had sex?
01:00:47Ow.
01:00:51You like movies?
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:57Come back!
01:00:58I gotta go.
01:01:03Lusa, can we go now?
01:01:05Nice to meet you.
01:01:06Can I come with you?
01:01:07Oh, come on now.
01:01:10I'm Violet.
01:01:13I'm a cage.
01:01:14Sometimes I feel like I'm trapped in a cage.
01:01:17Yeah?
01:01:17I am.
01:01:27Tony, I think I'm high.
01:01:29And I told those guys that your dick is nice and it gets hard.
01:01:32What?
01:01:33Why did that come up?
01:01:34I got caught off guard.
01:01:36You told them about my dick?
01:01:37Yeah.
01:01:38Jeez, Lisa, we gotta keep things between us, okay?
01:01:41Rule number one.
01:01:42I thought rule number one was to be honest.
01:01:44Yeah, that too.
01:01:45And to be honest, I didn't know we had rules.
01:01:47Look, whatever.
01:01:48I have a nice penis.
01:01:49So what if you told them?
01:01:50But honestly, I had to get going, Lisa, because right now there's honestly-
01:01:55Oh, there she is!
01:01:56Tony, wait!
01:01:56Okay.
01:01:57You're hot.
01:01:58You're great.
01:01:58You have stuff going on down there that's great.
01:02:00What do you mean?
01:02:01I touched it.
01:02:02Tony?
01:02:03She did not touch it.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Okay, so she touched it.
01:02:06But I did not want that.
01:02:07I did not want any of that.
01:02:08Are you jealous because I'm pretty?
01:02:10Hey!
01:02:11Whatever the fuck your name is, that's my sister you're talking to.
01:02:14You're a nightmare and Brian deserves better than some cum guzzling bitch.
01:02:18Whoa.
01:02:19Whoa.
01:02:21Whoa.
01:02:23Let's go.
01:02:35Oh shit!
01:02:37Look who it is!
01:02:38It's the change guy!
01:02:39Guys, how's it going?
01:02:41You guys look great!
01:02:42It's like seeing, you know, the teacher in the real world.
01:02:45Except you wanna fuck her.
01:02:47Don't you always wanna fuck her?
01:02:50Anyway, how's things going?
01:02:52What you doing tonight?
01:02:52We're good.
01:02:53Yeah, we were gonna go.
01:02:54Aw, we love the parties.
01:02:56Wait, what?
01:02:57Stick around!
01:02:59Wait!
01:02:59Fuck!
01:03:00She fucking saw, man.
01:03:02Chill, man.
01:03:03No, I'm not gonna fucking chill.
01:03:04Chill, man!
01:03:05I'm not gonna fucking chill, dude.
01:03:06She saw us!
01:03:07It doesn't matter, man!
01:03:07It does matter!
01:03:08Can we go home?
01:03:09Okay, let's go.
01:03:11Hey, hey, Lisa, can I talk to you for a second?
01:03:13We're leaving.
01:03:15I'm not talking to you, you fucking idiot.
01:03:17Man, we'll get out of here.
01:03:19Dude, get off me, alright?
01:03:20I need to talk to Lisa.
01:03:21Hey!
01:03:22Alright, don't touch her.
01:03:24What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
01:03:26Hey, I'm not done talking to you!
01:03:35Why do you like my dick so much, huh?
01:03:37You like that?
01:03:38You like that?
01:03:38Nah, man, you like that!
01:03:40What the fuck did you say to me?
01:03:42You know what I said!
01:03:44Maybe I'll let my dick so much.
01:03:45Yeah!
01:03:49You'll think of me!
01:03:51Brian!
01:03:52Brian!
01:03:53They always think of me.
01:03:59Brian.
01:03:59Come on.
01:04:01Chad!
01:04:03Chad!
01:04:04Come on, dude.
01:04:04No, no, no.
01:04:05Chad!
01:04:07Don't, tell me.
01:04:08Can you come on the scoop!
01:04:11Are you a guy who likes me to call it a dick, a cop, or a penis?
01:04:16I like dick.
01:04:17Me too.
01:04:21Where's the other one?
01:04:28It's way over here.
01:04:30Hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:04:32No, hurry, hurry.
01:04:33Oh, man.
01:05:07It smells like shit in here.
01:05:08It's, uh, sorry.
01:05:14For a night?
01:05:54Oh, dear.
01:05:55Oh, dear.
01:05:55Oh, dear.
01:06:02Oh, dear.
01:06:08Oh, my God.
01:06:38Oh, my God.
01:07:14Oh, my God.
01:07:20Oh, my God.
01:07:45No, no, not yet.
01:07:50Have you ever thought about...
01:08:02I've had lots of thoughts.
01:08:06Me too.
01:08:15You were really nice back there.
01:08:18Yeah, you sure?
01:08:20I felt pretty aggressive.
01:08:22Yeah, that too.
01:08:26But when I liked it, I thought it was pretty cool.
01:08:31Yeah?
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:55Have I ever told you that you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
01:09:00Every day.
01:09:03I just wanted to tell you again.
01:09:09Love is a dream.
01:09:14You look very nice.
01:09:32Can this be a...
01:09:34Yes.
01:09:36Promise.
01:09:43I think I'm in love with you, Tony.
01:09:47Please.
01:09:48Call me, brother.
01:10:06Oh, no.
01:10:16Oh, what the fuck?
01:10:18Oh, what the fuck?
01:10:19What the fuck?
01:10:19Oh, fuck.
01:10:20Rachel, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:10:23What the fuck are you doing?
01:10:25I'm just picking on my kid.
01:10:27Lisa?
01:10:29Lisa!
01:10:30It's not even time yet, Rachel.
01:10:34Oh, look at that stuff.
01:10:36Hey.
01:10:37Hey.
01:10:37You don't get fucking like that.
01:10:39She's a nice lady.
01:10:40Oh, fuck you.
01:10:43Come on.
01:10:43Damn it.
01:10:44I bet he fucking calls you a dirty little slut when he slaps your ass.
01:10:48Lisa?
01:10:49Come on.
01:10:49Jesus Christ.
01:10:50It's not even time yet.
01:10:52You see, this is why we never worked out.
01:10:54Because you don't know how to fucking communicate.
01:10:56You're coming way too early.
01:10:59You came too early.
01:11:01Lisa, where are you?
01:11:04Come on.
01:11:08Jesus, it's about time.
01:11:11You look awful.
01:11:13Hi, Mom.
01:11:17Hi.
01:11:20Come on, let's go.
01:11:22It's time to go.
01:11:22Come on.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:25Bye, Tony.
01:11:27Bye, Tony.
01:11:43Come on.
01:11:47Sorry, Jamie.
01:11:49Come on.
01:11:50Hurry.
01:11:52Get in.
01:11:54Come on.
01:11:54What are you?
01:11:56Come on, please.
01:11:58Let's go.
01:12:00Tony, wait.
01:12:01Come on.
01:12:02What the fuck?
01:12:04Arriba bailar.
01:12:06Venga, venga, bailador.
01:12:08Venga.
01:12:15Bien, el bailador.
01:12:17Lié, viva.
01:12:20Bien, el bailador.
01:12:22Here you go.
01:12:23In Your newborn.
01:12:25Here you go.
01:12:27In your label.
01:12:31Here you go.
01:12:32Ab RV.
01:12:56I don't know what's going on.
01:13:03Siguen llegando a la fiesta, por la cocina se están volando.
01:13:08Yo no sé qué está pasando, la gente sigue llegando.
01:13:13Dicen que la horqueta a fuego, candela, el fuego lo que está dando.
01:13:29Ahà vienen los bailadores, llegó el bongo y el timbal.
01:13:34El calor que trae mi gente, como este no hay dos igual.
01:13:39Viene el bailador, viene quemando la suelda.
01:13:44Viene mi campo, la fiesta a fuego se cuelda.
01:13:49Los metales van llegando, trombón, el saxo y trompeta.
01:13:55Ten cuidado con esta ganga, cuidadito y no te metas.
01:14:00Mi reposa, viene quemando la suelda.
01:14:04¿Qué viene?
01:14:05Viene mi campo, la fiesta a fuego se cuelda.
01:14:10El piano trae la guaracha, la melodÃa y el compás.
01:14:16Oye el tumbao de ese bajo, el que te pone a bailar.
01:14:21Los músicos están presentes, ya encendieron el sonido.
01:14:26Siguen llegando la gente, aquà les traigo lo que han pedido.
01:14:31Ya viene el coro de fuego, escucha, escucha, viene arrasando.
01:14:46Ponte los zapatos y con mi alqueta ven a guarachar un ratón.
01:14:51Siguen llegando a la fiesta, a la seguridad que yo estoy llamando.
01:14:57Ponte los zapatos y con mi alqueta ven a guarachar un ratón.
01:15:01¡Atención!
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