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Your.Friends.and.Neighbors.S02E01
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00:07Música
00:41Música
01:16Sorry I'm late
01:18Where are the kids?
01:20Uh, when I left, Hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace
01:24and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it
01:27I made dinner reservations
01:28What are you going to do?
01:30Best laid plans
01:33Hi, I will have a Negroni please
01:35Sure
01:36Oh wow
01:38It's my vacation drink
01:39I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink
01:42Yeah, so I guess Negroni's on my vacation is over drink
01:46Re-entry's a bitch
01:47You don't want to go home?
01:49Hey, we're here till we're not
01:51What?
01:52Negroni for the lady
01:52Thank you
01:53Enjoy
01:53It's my vacation philosophy
01:54Wow, Coop, that's deep
01:57You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right?
01:59It will after your second Negroni
02:01I may switch to Mezcal
02:02Famous last words
02:05There will be others
02:07Last words?
02:09No, vacations like this
02:11You think?
02:13We're here till we're not
02:14Oh my God
02:16Make it stop
02:17Think about it
02:18Think about it, we've been very evolved
02:21Doing something like this
02:22Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends
02:24Hey, you did it first
02:25You were charged with murder
02:26Fair
02:28Can I have another one, please?
02:29Wow
02:30Excuse me
02:32Put that down quick
02:33Miles to go before I sleep
02:36We're 50, Coop
02:38Damn
02:40I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now
02:42Or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch
02:45Listen, this time last year I was looking at life in prison
02:48And we could have lost everything
02:51So I think we're doing okay
02:52What you're saying is you lowered the bar
02:54I obliterated the bar
02:56There is no bar
02:59Let's get very, very, very drunk
03:03Okay
03:17Did I interrupt that?
03:19Not at all
03:20Sitting here drinking Negronis, you're looking to get laid
03:22Not my type
03:23Bullshit
03:25I would do her
03:27Really?
03:28I mean, if that's the case
03:29I wasn't prepared for that
03:31I just, uh
03:32I could rally
03:33You know, we're all consenting adults
03:34In your dreams
03:35I've had that dream
03:36Don't let me get in your way
03:37You're not in my way
03:38You're not getting in my way
03:39I mean, you're on vacation
03:40If that's what you want to do
03:42Damn it
03:42That's not what I want to do
03:44I mean, the kids bailed
03:46It's your last night
03:46We managed to make it through the entire trip
03:49Without falling into bed together
03:50Yay for us, by the way
03:51Yay for us
03:53This is America
03:54Mexico, actually
03:55She's hot, you're well preserved
03:58Thank you
03:58And if you want to get yourself some
03:59You should get yourself some
04:01If I wanted to do anything
04:03I would have done it already
04:06That easy, is it?
04:10Yeah
04:12I'm gonna go
04:13Where are you going?
04:14What just happened?
04:16Nothing happened
04:17You're good
04:17I'm good
04:18You say that
04:19I'm not gonna sit here and
04:23Cock block you
04:24I feel like this conversation
04:25Just took a left turn
04:27You'd be right about that
04:31Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms
04:35Do you have any idea how hard that was?
04:37Best laid plans, right?
04:44There was a moment when going on vacation with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable
04:49Turns out, there was good reason for that
04:52But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand
04:55Couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey on the beach
04:59At a five-star resort
05:01When I could have been serving 25 to life
05:03All things considered, things were on the upswing
05:08This is what happens
05:09You get arrested for murder
05:11You get exonerated
05:13You get offered your old job back
05:14But you decide to go a different way
05:16Burning that bridge once and for all
05:18Which means your interim income source
05:20Is now your primary income source
05:23So you level up
05:25And mend fences
05:28Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream
05:32But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law
05:36You want to keep up appearances
05:38Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day
05:41Which helps get your co-parenting back on track
05:44Let's go
05:49And now that life is feeling manageable
05:51You can finally enjoy being single
06:06Which means nights on the town
06:10And nights spent at home
06:12You might get what you're after
06:14Cool rabies
06:16Strange but not a stranger
06:18I'm an ordinary guy
06:23Burning down the house
06:27You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated
06:31But somehow the entire Tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet
06:36Not so much for Sam Levitt
06:38Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine in community service
06:44She may have gotten off easy
06:46But there's another law in Westmont Village
06:48And that particular court shows no mercy
06:53Life is better than it's been for a while
06:55The family dynamic is more or less working
06:58Your kids are thriving
06:59And if there are moments where the simmering pain of your fractured family
07:03Still threatens to kick your ass
07:05Well that's where those nights I mentioned before come in
07:11And failing that
07:12There's always scotch in a classic movie
07:14Why'd you do it?
07:16Why'd you waste silence?
07:18No reason
07:19You're finally feeling comfortable again
07:21In control
07:22Safe
07:23Optimistic even
07:30And as you already know from painful experiences
07:34That's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch
07:38Ha!
07:43Ha!
08:03Mr. Ash
08:05Hola, Reni Hudson. ¿Has hablado en el teléfono?
08:07Hola, Reni.
08:08Hola. ¿Cómo estás?
08:10Bien, ¿cómo estás?
08:11¿Oh, eres un cariador?
08:11No, no exactamente, pero...
08:13Oh, small talk. Small talk. Sorry. Thank you.
08:15Ok, after you.
08:24Hola.
08:25Hola. ¿Cómo estás? ¿Cómo estás?
08:27Sí, Samantha Lovett.
08:29Hola, Owen Ashe.
08:30No te parece que un realtor.
08:32I mean that en la mejor manera posible.
08:33Oh, I'm kind of new to it.
08:35Oh, hey, Reni.
08:36Hey, Samantha.
08:40So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house?
08:42Oh, just Ashe.
08:42Ok, Ashe.
08:43Uh, yeah, I would, uh, yeah, I'd love that,
08:46but honestly I don't want to waste your time
08:48because I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house.
08:52Oh, well, that was quick.
08:53No, it's just too small.
08:54I mean, it's way too small, actually.
08:56I mean, I'm standing here and, I don't know,
08:58I can already feel the entire house, you know?
09:00I want something I can get lost in,
09:02and this, yeah, I don't know,
09:04some of these design elements, yuck.
09:07Yeah, I don't know.
09:09I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander,
09:11you know, with a lot more oomph, some wow.
09:14But this place isn't even remotely...
09:16It's my house.
09:17It's your house?
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:19And that would have been great information to have before I arrived.
09:22I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact,
09:24considering that the circumstances...
09:27The circumstances?
09:29What Rini is so subtly referring to
09:31is the fact that my husband died here last year.
09:34Oh, wow.
09:35Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
09:37Thank you.
09:38My wife died eight years ago,
09:39so, you know, I'm in the club.
09:41I'm sorry for your loss.
09:42Thank you.
09:43How did he die?
09:45He killed himself.
09:47What, here in the house?
09:49Pretty much right where you're standing.
09:52Wait a minute.
09:52This is that house?
09:53That whole thing?
09:54Mm-hmm.
09:55Yeah, made the news.
09:56They arrested you.
09:57Yes.
09:58You're a dangerous woman.
09:59Yeah.
10:01Hey, I've had a couple of brushes with the law myself.
10:03Then I guess we're both in that club, too.
10:05I guess so.
10:07Okay, well, um, Mr. Ash,
10:09we should probably get going.
10:10Yeah, yeah.
10:11Hey, uh, Samantha,
10:12why would a broker who knows
10:14I'm in a different league
10:15show me this house?
10:19It's her fluffer house.
10:21A fluffer house?
10:23No, that's, that's not a thing.
10:26It makes the next house
10:27that she shows you
10:28look even bigger
10:29and grander by comparison.
10:31No, no, no.
10:32I like to educate my clients
10:34about the entire market
10:36before they consider a purchase.
10:37Is that something you do?
10:39Uh, hard to say.
10:41No one in this town
10:41will give me a listing.
10:43What?
10:43Why not?
10:45Oh, right.
10:46The whole convicted felon thing.
10:48It was pleaded down
10:49to a few misdemeanors, actually.
10:50That's great.
10:50Good for you.
10:51Thank you.
10:52Will you give me a minute?
10:54Sure.
10:54Rini.
10:55Yeah?
10:55Do you mind if I chat
10:56with you for a sec?
11:18That's the 750S, right?
11:23Yeah.
11:24It's a good car.
11:26Yes, it is.
11:28Hey, um,
11:30I'm suddenly finding myself
11:32in need of a realtor.
11:33How's your day looking?
11:43Yes?
11:44Hey, Rini.
11:44You have the listing
11:45for the Bisbee estate, right?
11:46Yes, but this is not okay.
11:48Can you get us in
11:49in about ten minutes?
11:51Sure.
11:52Great.
11:52You know, I was planning
11:53to take him there.
11:53All set.
11:54Nice.
11:55Let's take my car.
11:56Hey, Samantha.
11:57Sam.
11:58Okay, Sam.
11:59I'm just wondering,
12:00how many houses
12:00have you actually sold?
12:02Including this one?
12:03Uh, none.
12:06Great.
12:24A paper shadow
12:26in a house of stone
12:29The wooden flag
12:31of a drifting dreamboat
12:34I never knew
12:36how far the ride
12:38was gonna go
12:39Till I look back
12:41at the smoke
12:42You can't keep up
12:44with the Joneses
12:47Don't wanna run
12:49for the roses
12:52I got my pocket
12:55opposing
12:58Sometimes I wonder why
13:00Sometimes I wonder why
13:02I just don't have
13:05the Joneses
13:08Don't wanna smell
13:10their dying roses
13:13I got my pocket
13:15full of poses
13:18I don't keep up
13:20with the Joneses
13:51The Joneses
13:55I'm Jeff Pratt
13:57With the Princeton Alumni Schools Committee
13:59And I'll be conducting your interview
14:01Got it
14:02I know your parents from back in the day
14:05Are they well?
14:05Yes, yeah
14:07So Tori, tell me
14:08Why Princeton?
14:10Aside from the fact that both your parents went there
14:13That's not enough
14:16Well, put another way
14:18What is it you're looking to get
14:20Out of your four years with us?
14:22Oh, are you
14:23Are you on the faculty there?
14:25What? No
14:26I just assumed when you said us
14:28I'm sorry
14:29It's been your speech
14:30Oh, okay
14:34There's no need to be nervous
14:36This is just us talking here
14:39Well, first of all, Jeff
14:43I think we should acknowledge
14:45The pro forma nature of this interview
14:48I'm a legacy kid
14:49On both sides
14:51Whose father has been a consistent donor
14:53And the reason he's been a consistent donor
14:55The reason so many graduates of the IVs
14:57Continue to support their alma maters
14:59Is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there
15:02Because, well, let's be honest
15:03There are much worthier charities to support
15:07You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism
15:09And now, rather than try to undo the damage
15:12Or feed the hungry
15:13Or house the homeless
15:14You're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions
15:16Rotoed with systemic racism
15:18Anti-Semitism
15:19And sexism
15:20In order to ensure that yet another generation
15:23Of privileged rich kids
15:24Will continue to hoard the lion's share
15:26Of what's left of the planet's remaining resources
15:29While the unwashed masses go to war with the scraps
15:33So I appreciate you taking the time
15:36But let's be honest
15:38We both know I'm going to be accepted
15:41Because you all engineered the system to do just that
15:50I didn't engineer anything
15:52Sorry
15:54Figure your speech
15:59Also tennis
16:02What?
16:03I'm being recruited for tennis
16:07I probably should have led with that
16:25Now this is what I'm talking about
16:39How much?
16:4020 million
16:41But I'm sure there's some wiggle room
16:43I'll take it
16:45Okay
16:46So you're offering fulasking?
16:48Yeah, in cash
16:49But I want to close by Monday
16:50Monday?
16:51Yeah
16:51Well, we're going to need at least a week for contracts
16:53And then you're going to want to do a thorough inspection
16:55I'm going to have a whole team up here tomorrow
16:56To kick the tires
16:57In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer
16:59Hey, congratulations
17:01You just sold your first house
17:04What is it you do again?
17:08We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
17:12Six
17:12Okay
17:13Name five of the original 13 states
17:17Colonies
17:18New York, New Jersey
17:20Connecticut, Massachusetts
17:22Rhode Island, Delaware
17:24New Hampshire
17:27Maryland
17:28Virginia
17:30Pennsylvania
17:31Georgia
17:33That's 11
17:35What am I forgetting?
17:37How do you know all this?
17:38I watch a lot of Jeopardy
17:48Guess what?
17:50What?
17:52A drawer full of Cartier love bracelets
17:57I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them
18:00I don't get it
18:01They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress
18:03They all need to have this one thing
18:05It's like a requirement or something
18:07You want me to grab you a couple?
18:08I'll never miss them
18:10That's not a club I need to join
18:12Okay, just find the pen
18:13It's in the office behind the primary bedroom
18:17North and South Carolina
18:18What?
18:20The other two colonies
18:21Oh, okay
18:22Now you're just showing off
18:31It's not in their desk
18:37Oh
18:39Bingo
18:39A drawer full of pens
18:43Are you sure he would keep something valuable in a mess like this?
18:48Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in
18:52the drawer
18:53It's like some sort of ritual
18:54Wait
18:55I found it
18:58The Etoile de Mont Blanc joaillier fountain pen
19:02With just 15 produced worldwide
19:04This limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18 karat rose gold
19:10Adorned with cognac diamonds
19:12And a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than Remova wheels
19:16It's not just a pen
19:18But an aspirational work of art
19:21Reselling for $165,000
19:23I'm not sure what's worse
19:25That someone pays that for a pen
19:27Or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others
19:30Either way
19:30A guy like that deserves to lose it
19:32Shit
19:33What?
19:34I dropped the fucking thing
19:36Let me get it
19:37I got it
19:40Ah
19:41Coop?
19:42What happened?
19:44Coop?
19:45What is it?
19:47Ah, my back went out
19:49Ah
19:50I really think it hurts
19:52I can't move
19:53What do you mean you can't move?
19:54Just get out here
19:55I mean I can't move
19:57I'm lying on my back
19:59You can't be serious, Coop
20:00Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
20:03Shit
20:03Okay
20:04I'm coming in
20:05No
20:07My back had been seizing up ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year
20:11Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick
20:14And a few days later I'd be golden
20:16But I didn't have a few days
20:18I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back
20:21And when it came to thinking up an explanation for how I came to be lying on their floor
20:24I was drawing a blank
20:25Okay
20:27Okay
20:27We gotta move
20:27Okay
20:28Okay
20:28Just help me up here
20:30Okay
20:32Oh fuck no
20:33Sorry
20:33Oh no
20:34Okay okay okay
20:38Oh god
20:39You're like dead fucking weight
20:41Can't move you
20:42Can you crawl?
20:43No I can't even roll over
20:44This is crazy
20:45Just give me a few minutes
20:46We don't have a few minutes
20:47Well then go
20:48I'll figure something out
20:49I'm not gonna bail on you
20:50Well I can't move
20:51We're gonna have to call someone
20:52No
20:53No
20:54You can't move
20:56Fuck
20:57Oh
20:57Hope
20:58Fuck
21:02We have to call someone
21:04Oh shit
21:07Who?
21:10Okay what the fuck
21:11I'll explain later
21:12Can you just please help me up
21:14You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house with Nick's housekeeper
21:18Elena
21:19I know your name
21:21Question
21:22Whose house is this?
21:24The Hemings
21:24And you know them how?
21:26We don't
21:28We don't
21:29We don't
21:30We really?
21:31We?
21:31Can we hurry this up please?
21:32We need to move
21:33Just so I'm clear
21:34And I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here
21:36We are currently trespassing
21:39Correct
21:39And why would we be doing that?
21:41Okay
21:42They're gonna be home any minute
21:43So can we finish up this Q&A later?
21:45Q&A?
21:46Huh
21:47That's funny
21:48She's funny
21:49Who knew
21:50Barney
21:50Please
21:54Okay
21:56Grab his left
21:57I'll grab his right
21:57On three
21:59One
21:59Two
22:00Three
22:04When does your sister get home?
22:05She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least
22:08Okay
22:09You have pills for this?
22:10Yeah upstairs in the medicine cabinet there's Flexeril and Percocet in place both of them
22:14Yep
22:20So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell
22:24A job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus
22:27You're um robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper
22:31A layman
22:31I know her name
22:36I take it you two are um
22:38What?
22:39No
22:39What?
22:40Oh yeah yeah yeah because that
22:41That would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario
22:44I know it's a lot to absorb
22:46I'm not absorbing anything
22:47You know why?
22:49Because it doesn't make any fucking sense
22:50I mean if this were some kind of sex kink thing then fine
22:54I mean not fine but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it
22:57But if not that then then what?
22:59What is this?
23:00Is this some sort of elaborate three stage midlife crisis
23:03You know divorce wasn't enough
23:05Losing your job wasn't enough
23:06Getting arrested for murder was
23:09Oh my god
23:13Coop did you kill Paul Leavitt?
23:15No what are you talking about?
23:17I don't know what I'm talking about
23:19My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar
23:22I mean how do you even move this stuff?
23:24Do you have a fence?
23:26No you know no
23:27Don't tell me I don't want to know
23:34Wait a minute
23:39Coop
23:42Those guys who beat you up
23:46Who ran me over
23:49That was connected to this
23:52I could have been fucking killed
23:55I thought we moved past this
23:56I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief
24:00Oh god please
24:07Thank you
24:13What?
24:13Oh nothing I just
24:15I just can't wait to hear this meet cute story
24:18Do you have a problem with me?
24:19Of course I have a problem with you
24:21I have a problem with all of this
24:23Don't yell at me
24:24I'm not yelling at you
24:25I'm yelling near you
24:26You're filling the whole room
24:28You're fucking wrong
24:28Enough
24:29God damn it
24:33I gotta get the fuck out of here
24:34Barney
24:36Barney
24:37What?
24:39Thank you for coming to get me
24:41Fuck you
24:42Fuck you
24:43Fuck you very much
24:48Fuck
24:50It actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to
24:53I know you can't
24:55You're like
24:55Yeah
24:56Thanks
24:58Just give us a second
24:59Thanks
25:03I feel like they're kicking us out
25:05Right now we do seem to be closing the place down
25:13What?
25:14I really can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this
25:18I have been exceptionally witty tonight
25:21Oh really is that what it is?
25:23Oh yeah yeah I brought my best material
25:24So it's all downhill from here?
25:26Oh yeah pretty much
25:30God
25:32When
25:34When you get divorced
25:36I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage
25:39You don't think about the complications that are going to come afterwards
25:42So when they finally do come they kind of knock you on your ass
25:46So
25:48It's been complicated
25:49You could say that
25:50Yeah
25:51But you're over it
25:53I'm working on it
25:55What about him?
25:56Are you over him?
25:58Who?
26:04I am
26:06Absolutely
26:07And then some
26:09So you're conflicted
26:15Well I mean the way I see it
26:18Is if we had known in advance how complicated our divorces were going to be
26:23Emotionally
26:25Financially
26:25In fact logistically
26:28We all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriage
26:33And it's not
26:34Then where would we be?
26:38Not here
26:38Exactly
26:41Well given that we are here
26:42I'm just wondering
26:46What happens next
27:12Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
27:16I'm sorry
27:16No, no. No, no, no, no.
27:19¿Estás bien?
27:21Sí, estoy mal.
27:24Que no se siente bien.
27:24Oh, Dios. No, no.
27:26No.
27:27Es algo que me hice.
27:29La vida.
27:31No voy a dejarlo.
27:32¿Qué?
27:33No estaba muy bien con el programa.
27:35¿Qué?
27:36No, no. No. No, no.
27:38¿Por qué no te ponemos?
27:50i'm home
27:53so if anybody's
27:54in a state of undress
27:56or making out
27:57please take the appropriate measures
28:01now
28:04huh baby
28:07here mom
28:09where's morgan i thought you were hanging out tonight
28:11no just me
28:13hi they got into a fight
28:14no it wasn't a fight
28:16sounded like a fight
28:19well that stinks
28:27who could fight with this face
28:29i think you might be slightly biased
28:32well according to morgan
28:33i'm an asshole
28:35i will cut her
28:38how was your day
28:39i was thinking about hanging it up
28:41yeah me too
28:43perfect
28:44you can live with me forever
28:47take care of me when i'm old
28:49and infirm
28:50okay but i'm not going to change your diapers
28:53fair
28:55if you have a ton of cats
28:56that'd be great
29:19nothing made you more aware of being alone than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed
29:25my back was already feeling better
29:27which is to say
29:28it hurt like hell
29:34as much as i wanted to blame it all on that beating i took last year
29:37the ugly truth was that i had a bad back
29:40and a shrinking bladder and being middle-aged sucked
29:44i morgan
29:53i loved it
29:54ay
30:01thank you
30:12well i feel
30:13but i laughed
30:25El lugar nuevo es maravilloso.
30:28Gracias.
30:30Gracias.
30:36Un deluxe apartamento en el cielo.
30:42¿Qué?
30:43¿Para qué?
30:44Ah, es el Jeffersons.
30:49¿Recuerdas la televisión?
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:56¿Gracias preocupaba por ti?
30:58No hay nada que preocupaba.
30:59No estaría aquí si eso era cierto.
31:02Bueno, alguien puede tener un año mal.
31:04Su negocio es malo.
31:06El riesgo no está bien gestionado.
31:09No dependiendo mucho a muchos clientes.
31:12Uno de ellos tiene un año malo y haces tu bottom line.
31:16Respecto.
31:17El art de gestión de gestión es elegir clientes.
31:21Como stocks.
31:22Haciendo decisiones con un montón de datos.
31:26Por ejemplo, Nick Brandes, uno de mis grandes clientes,
31:29just signed a major broadcasting deal.
31:31Y lo que pasa si leas o te, o lo que te queda por un truck.
31:34Ah, Mr. Park.
31:35¿No?
31:36¿Para qué?
31:37No se, no, no, no.
31:38Tienes que tu dinero.
31:39¿Para qué?
31:41Yo tengo el dinero...
31:43...vuelo y exclusivo de la servicia.
31:47Hay un relación.
31:49En todos los sectores financieros.
31:51No trabajo mucho para lo que tienes.
31:54Dijo el hombre que inherited su trabajo.
31:56Es de su padre.
32:00Y no tengo hijos para hacer lo mismo.
32:03Pensaba que es Grace.
32:05Ella no quiere.
32:06Ella quiere.
32:08Para ti.
32:11Así que estás ofreciendo a mi trabajo?
32:15No.
32:18No me gusta.
32:23Es cierto.
32:28Ok, Ben.
32:28I'll think about it.
32:35How's that back, Coop?
32:37Just getting there.
32:38Thank you.
32:39I'm going to send you to my man, Chemo.
32:42He did a physio for me after my knee surgery.
32:44Dude's got magic hands.
32:46Well, I just got a Toradol shot,
32:48so that's doing the majority of heavy lifting right now.
32:51Yeah, that works, too.
32:53I had a bulging disc a few years ago.
32:55You guys remember that?
32:57Oh, man.
32:58I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one.
33:01Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it.
33:05I thought my golfing days were over.
33:07When we weren't talking about finance, or sports, or the finance of sports,
33:11we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries.
33:15We were men of a certain age, all former jocks in some capacity,
33:18confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies through a combination of concierge doctors,
33:23cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death.
33:27It was just another club we all belonged to.
33:30Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, uh, State on Bisbee?
33:34Yeah.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Yeah.
33:35Yeah.
33:35Yeah.
33:35Who is this guy?
33:37Owen Ashe.
33:39Hmm.
33:40Apparently, he made a fortune on shipping.
33:42Paid asking on the house.
33:4420 million.
33:45All cash.
33:46Jeez.
33:48Here comes the neighborhood.
33:50He's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party.
33:53Sounds like a douche.
33:54I don't know.
33:56It's like The Great Gatsby or something.
33:58Could be fun.
33:59You know how that book ended, right?
34:04Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale.
34:08Oh, yeah?
34:09Mm-hmm.
34:09Good for her.
34:10Good for her?
34:12She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder.
34:16Did she?
34:17Who can remember?
34:18Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee.
34:21She probably split what?
34:24A million dollars in commission with a listing agent?
34:27Gosh.
34:28She tries to send Coop away for life.
34:30Now she's making six figures.
34:32That's America for you.
34:33Yeah.
34:34I thought your guy was trying to make it great again.
34:37Oh.
34:40Hey, no politics at the club.
34:42What's that rule now?
34:43No, it's for me.
34:45Hey, hey.
34:50We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's
34:54air apparent, dare I say.
34:56LeBron and Steph who?
34:57Calm down, Grady.
34:59Please, calm down.
35:01Come on, man.
35:01Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years.
35:05No, I've never seen him do a soundboard shuffle.
35:07Okay, then how about play defense like my guy, Kalai?
35:10Oh, that's your guy now?
35:11Yeah, that's my guy.
35:12We're both Spurs legends.
35:14It's been to you watch sports.
35:16That's Nick's second week on air.
35:17I'm just checking in.
35:18Well, let's do the math on this thing.
35:21Don't forget to...
35:21No, you're not.
35:22All right, fine.
35:23You're one...
35:23No, I'm not.
35:29Mm-hmm.
35:37Mm-hmm.
35:39Mm-hmm.
35:41Mm-hmm.
35:42Mm-hmm.
35:44Mm-hmm.
35:45Mm-hmm.
35:45Mm-hmm.
35:47Mm-hmm.
35:48Mm-hmm.
35:48Mm-hmm.
35:49Mm-hmm.
35:58Um, something wrong?
36:01Nothing.
36:03I'll keep going what you're doing.
36:06Um...
36:07There's nothing really going on down there.
36:13Okay.
36:15Oh, Jesus.
36:18Okay, uh...
36:20It's okay, Barney.
36:24Hey.
36:25Hey, what is it?
36:26Talk to me.
36:27Do you need me to do something different?
36:29Yes.
36:31Actually, I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay?
36:34Keep seeing his smug, condescending face.
36:36It makes it really hard to have sex with his daughter.
36:38I-I was just trying to help.
36:40And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay?
36:44A little goes a long way down there.
36:46Okay.
36:46Okay.
36:48God damn it.
36:49I remember...
36:52I remember...
36:54I remember...
36:55Don't worry, worry...
36:57How could I ever forget?
37:01It was the first time...
37:04The last time that we ever met.
37:12Oh, and I know the reason why you kept this silence up, up, up.
37:21No, you don't fool me.
37:24Cause the hurt doesn't show...
37:27But the pain still grows...
37:30It's no stranger to you and me...
37:34I'd been feeling a little bit off.
37:36But then when he tried to, you know...
37:40Yeah?
37:40Get in there.
37:41That's what I knew.
37:43Oh.
37:44Menopause.
37:44Yeah.
37:53Keep this in your purse.
37:56Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars.
37:59I don't understand.
38:00Do you just carry loot around with you?
38:02Um, yeah.
38:03You gotta be prepared.
38:05And on my meds, it's just...
38:07It makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there.
38:10Um, as much as I'd like to hear more about that, I texted you...
38:14Because one of the music teachers from Mayfield got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the
38:20semester, and they need a replacement.
38:23Oh, I'm not a teacher.
38:25Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better.
38:28Oh, I don't know.
38:30Because on my best day, it's like...
38:33You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield Material.
38:36And that is not a bad thing.
38:38Because, ew.
38:38You said you wanted more independence.
38:41Speaking as a therapist.
38:43An unemployed therapist.
38:44By choice.
38:45Really?
38:46I'm actually writing a book.
38:48Oh.
38:48What's it about?
38:49No, don't try to do that.
38:51We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence.
38:55And confidence comes from activation.
38:58Mm.
38:59You've been doing so great.
39:01You're staying on your meds.
39:02You're regulated.
39:04You're showing up to work.
39:06Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge?
39:09Besides, you're never gonna get your own place based on what they pay you here.
39:13Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does.
39:17Yeah, that's a much better idea.
39:23Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop.
39:26It's nothing to be ashamed of.
39:28Oh, I know.
39:29I just feel like I'm getting older and he's just getting better and better looking.
39:53Hey, Barney.
39:54It's Coop again.
39:56Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club.
39:59No dice.
39:59We call.
40:00We should probably talk.
40:02Yes, that sounds great.
40:05Yeah, and I just want to make sure you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience.
40:10Oh, you have?
40:11Oh, that's nice.
40:13Yeah, I play there four nights a week.
40:17Yeah, great.
40:19Yes, I will be there.
40:21Okay, bye.
40:23Hmm.
40:26What was all that about?
40:27That was about me being a music teacher.
40:31Guitar lessons?
40:32No.
40:33They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year.
40:36Mayfield?
40:37You've never taught before.
40:38That's what I said.
40:39But Mel already went to the head of school and apparently she's seen me perform at the tap,
40:44so I got an interview.
40:48Wow, that's great.
40:50You look nice.
40:50Where are you going?
40:51Got a hot date?
40:52No.
40:53Party.
40:53Oh, anyone I know?
40:55No, in fact, no one I know.
40:57Do you want to come?
40:58Can I wear this?
40:59No.
40:59Then no.
41:01Are you sure?
41:01Yes, hard pass.
41:03One of us is going to regret it.
41:05Well, probably you.
41:06No, it's probably going to be you.
41:07Well, no, it's going to be you.
41:09We'll see you, bye.
41:10Bye.
41:12It's going to be you.
41:15Oh, it's going to be you.
41:57¡Gracias!
42:14¡Gracias!
42:19The Chuck's position is really thoughtful.
42:22The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures.
42:24It's all the original masonry.
42:25Hi.
42:26Hi, hi, hi.
42:27So, has anyone seen our host for the evening?
42:30Dying to meet him?
42:31He's going to be bald and ugly.
42:33You saw him?
42:34No, but he's got to be compensating for something.
42:36Yeah, having too much money.
42:39Malious story you heard from Princeton yet?
42:41Any day now.
42:42Eso nerve-racking.
42:44No idea.
42:46¿Qué about Chelsea, Jules?
42:48Chelsea went with early decision at Duke.
42:51It's not what Brad and I would have chosen,
42:53but they have a great tennis team,
42:54and it's what Chelsea won.
42:57That's great.
42:58¿Es que es eso?
42:59Me encantado de meet you.
43:00Enjoy yourself.
43:00Plenty of honor.
43:01Thank you.
43:03Oh, hey, how's it going, man?
43:04That's him.
43:06You're right, Susie.
43:07He's really ugly.
43:09I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
43:12That's not what he'd be eating in my bed.
43:16I thought he was a very small dick.
43:18Absolutely.
43:20Ladies, welcome.
43:21Welcome, welcome, welcome.
43:22Owen Ash.
43:23My friends just call me Ash.
43:24Thank you for coming.
43:25Your house is stunning.
43:27Oh, thank you.
43:28It has to be.
43:29Compensate for my very small dick.
43:32Right?
43:35Oops.
43:35I didn't.
43:36That was...
43:38Sorry.
43:39No worries.
43:48Uh-huh.
43:48Oh, okay.
43:49What's your name?
43:50Cat Reznor.
43:51Cat.
43:51Very nice to meet you.
43:54Excuse me.
43:55Enjoy yourselves, please.
43:56I'm really looking forward to getting to know Ollie.
43:59Sam.
44:00You made it.
44:01This looks great.
44:02How did you do all this so fast?
44:04Did I do all this?
44:05I have a team.
44:06Of course you do.
44:07Come on, let's get you a drink.
44:09Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you.
44:11I'm not staying.
44:13What?
44:14What do you mean you're not staying?
44:15Of course you're staying.
44:16You're my only friend in Westmont Village.
44:18You can't leave me here with all these people.
44:19Come on.
44:19These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me to deal with all the withering mean
44:25girls' stares tonight.
44:28Oh, they don't love you.
44:31I've burned some bridges.
44:32Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form, there's always
44:38another way across.
44:39Come on, Wondry.
44:39No, I'm going to go.
44:41Are you sure?
44:42No.
44:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
44:53All right.
44:53Thank you.
44:58Hey.
44:59Welcome.
45:01Thank you.
45:04Oh, God, I'm sorry.
45:05Oh, hi.
45:07Don't worry, I'm leaving.
45:11I wasn't worried.
45:13Imagine my relief.
45:30You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father.
45:33Man just cannot hide his disappointment.
45:37In you?
45:39In you.
45:40Marrying me.
45:41Oh, no.
45:43It's just his face.
45:46Did he get into any specifics?
45:50Why are you pushing this so hard?
45:53Reason.
45:54No reason.
45:56Um, but also, in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant.
46:05You...
46:08Um, uh, are you sure?
46:11That's...
46:13And it's mine, right?
46:15I...
46:18So...
46:19Does it, uh...
46:22Does it feel like a boy?
46:25What the fuck?
46:27Oh, get the fuck away from this bitch.
46:29I can't.
46:29I can't.
46:42Oh.
46:45I can't.
46:47I can't.
46:48Anyway.
46:49Ah, get your face right now.
46:57Why don't we know you first?
46:58¿Es un profesor que te ha gustado este?
47:00No, no, no, no, no.
47:02¿No es un músico?
47:04No es buena con ese tipo de schedule.
47:06¿Cómo se ha ido?
47:08Sí, y yo quiero que sigue haciendo lo mejor.
47:12Es no es un hijo, Coop.
47:14Es una 40-ciera mujer
47:15que le gusta algo con su vida.
47:17¿Quién va a dar algo?
47:18Se puede hacer algo.
47:18¿Y tal?
47:19Tal vez le ha hecho.
47:22Debería venir a mí primero.
47:25Stop trying to parent her
47:26Just be her brother
47:28Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice
47:33Jesus
47:35Okay, wow
47:36She seemed delightful
47:38To everyone else but me
47:41Owen Ash, I presume
47:42Oh, Ash, please
47:43Wow, uh, nice to meet you
47:45Andrew Cooper, Coop
47:46Coop, your reputation precedes you
47:50Wow, well, I suppose that's my cross to bear
47:52Cross to bear, no, hey, take it from me
47:54It's those experiences, the ones that challenge you
47:56And threaten you and humiliate you
47:59That ultimately make your life worth living
48:01Otherwise, we don't medicate ourselves
48:02Into bored oblivion until there's no reason
48:04To get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore
48:07Hey, you were arrested for murder
48:09I mean, how many people can claim that?
48:10Most murderers
48:12Right
48:13So is there a Mrs. Ash I should be saying thank you to?
48:16Uh, no
48:19Ah, divorced
48:20Widowed
48:21Jesus, I'm so sorry
48:23Thank you, thank you
48:24It's been eight years and I miss her every day
48:27I'll tell you something
48:28That woman, she taught me how to live
48:31Huh, well, what is it you do for a living?
48:34I'm an import-export freight consolidation
48:37What about you?
48:38I assume you're in some kind of finance
48:40Yeah, I run a small family office
48:43That's suitably big
48:44Kind of like import-export
48:48Hey, you're empty
48:49We can't have that
48:49Can we get two whiskeys here, please?
48:51Good stuff
48:52Thank you
48:52Thank you, thank you
49:04I've seen that look
49:05You have?
49:06Oh yeah
49:06So you got one
49:07Oh yeah, I got one of those
49:08Yeah, it's a tough one
49:09At least it gets worse
49:10Ah, something to look forward to
49:16I'm gonna let you geek out for a second
49:18I used to love watching you play
49:20Your form
49:21Listen, every line, every movement
49:23Your shot was a fucking thing of beauty
49:25Oh, thanks, man
49:25It was
49:25I appreciate it
49:27And I joined your gym, by the way
49:28You got a great thing going on there
49:29I love the vibe
49:30It's a great package
49:31Are you opening more?
49:32Or we just closed on the financing
49:33For two new locations
49:35Two new locations?
49:36Mm-hmm
49:37We gotta be thinking bigger than that
49:38Look, if you don't mind me saying
49:40You're having a moment right now
49:41You're a beloved athlete
49:43You're on television
49:43I saw the new segment
49:45Off-brand
49:45This is fucking great
49:46You're gonna blow up
49:47As for the gym
49:48I mean, fuck the banks
49:49You don't have to deal with those shitty covenants
49:51I would invest in you
49:52In your brand
49:54We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year
49:56Get you up to 250 the year after that
49:58Shit
50:00What, am I going too fast?
50:01A little bit, yeah
50:02Oh, okay, okay
50:03I get a little care anyway
50:04I get excited
50:04You're gonna have to stop
50:05I'm here for it, though
50:06I like it
50:06Listen, listen, listen
50:07I know how to do this
50:09I have the resources
50:10If you want to go national
50:11Just give me a call
50:12I'd love to get involved
50:13Hey, man, I'm always open
50:14To a new business opportunity
50:15Oh, I know it
50:16Go check out my bathrooms
50:18I got 15 toilets in this place
50:20And they're all your luxe
50:20All your seats
50:22Every one of them
50:23Hey, man, after my own heart
50:24And that's great timing
50:26Actually, because nature's calling
50:28Oh, oh, oh
50:29Some more strong-ass gyms
50:30Some more, many more
50:31More than two
50:31Come on, come on
50:32Go big
50:33I'm going big
50:36We haven't officially met
50:37Hey
50:38Barney Choi
50:39I manage Nick's money
50:40As well as a handful
50:41Of other high-net-worth people
50:43Out here
50:43Happy to help with anything
50:45You might need
50:46Hey, great
50:46Where's one-stop shopping
50:48Around here?
50:48I love it
50:49Barney, is it?
50:50Well, give me a little time
50:51To get my bearings
50:52And you and I should have dinner
50:53I've been looking
50:54For some new opportunities
50:55I'm your man
50:55Hey
51:15Thank you
51:26No, no, no.
52:17No, no, no.
52:44No, no, no.
52:48No, no, no.
52:48I'm not taking selfies in Milan or Paris.
52:52Still.
52:53Yeah, it turns out fashion week is not actually a week.
52:57Sweetheart, can you please get me another pocket?
53:00Maybe it's time we called it a night.
53:02Gordy, can you get me another drink?
53:04Oh, I'm not getting involved.
53:06Bye.
53:06¿Puedo obtenerlo?
53:08¡Diane! ¡Diane! ¡Diane! ¡Diane!
53:25¡Diane! ¡Diane!
53:35¡Diane!
53:36Let's decide if the night has ended.
53:41Or if it's just beginning.
53:45Poe!
53:50Everybody in!
53:57Put up the music!
54:08¿Qué está pasando?
54:12Pensaba que estaban luchando.
54:14No, no luchando.
54:20Pero si estuviera luchando, ¿no?
54:23No.
54:24No.
54:25No.
54:25No.
54:26No.
54:30No.
54:30No.
54:31No.
54:33No.
54:37No.
54:46No.
54:49No.
54:51No.
54:52No.
54:53No.
54:54No.
54:59You've been avoiding me.
55:05Sí.
55:11¿Por qué no tomaste tu trabajo en Bayley?
55:17La verdad es que no sé realmente.
55:22Me acepté la oferta y estoy seguro que lo pensé cuando lo dije.
55:28Pero algo sucedió a mí cuando salí de ese edificio.
55:31Yo solo pensé que si tomé esa oferta,
55:34entonces todo se volvería a la forma como era.
55:37Y yo volvería a la forma como era.
55:41¿Y no te gustó la forma como era?
55:43Yo pensé que sí.
55:47Acabas que no.
55:49Bueno, esto todo suena muy existencial.
55:56No sé si es profundo o...
55:58No te gustó.
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56:03No te gustó.
56:05No te gustó.
56:06No te gustó.
56:07¿Por qué?
56:09No te gustó mi padre.
56:12No te gustó.
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58:36Gracias por ver el video
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