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00:00Maybe it's not done.
00:01You don't want to admit it? Fine.
00:02But he's not having a chair.
00:04He is.
00:04Promise on my kids.
00:06Joe.
00:06On my kids.
00:14Virtual Reality.
00:17Hi, I'm Denny Murphy.
00:18I'm Evan Real.
00:19And whoo! Rhode Island is still going strong.
00:22Episode 3 is chaos.
00:24It really is so chaotic.
00:26The chaos continues.
00:27It's honestly, I will say, it's getting hard to keep up.
00:30But it's a good problem to have.
00:32So much drama is constantly going on.
00:34Where should we begin?
00:36Well, first, before we get into the big drama, of course, the Joe Allen vs. Rula.
00:39And then Kelsey vs. Liz.
00:41We had a reveal from Kelsey.
00:44Ladies and gents, this is Phil with my boyfriend.
00:47We've kind of always had a don't ask, don't tell relationship.
00:51But I do know that he's not being loyal to me.
00:53And if you can do it, why can't I?
00:56Oh my god, yes.
00:58Her Rhode Island boyfriend.
00:59The guy she is.
01:00Billy.
01:00Oh my god.
01:01Bill.
01:02I, oh Bill, you're so cute.
01:04Bill, you are so cute.
01:05He's cute.
01:06And you know what?
01:06He's so cute.
01:07He drinks his coffee black like me.
01:08Does he?
01:09I don't even notice that.
01:10Oh my god.
01:10He is adorable.
01:12He's so handsome.
01:13It seems like they really like each other.
01:14And this is the man that Kelsey spends time with when her mystery boyfriend is spending
01:20time six months out of the year in Miami.
01:22So I'm glad that she has companionship.
01:24And I'm glad that companionship is with someone so good looking.
01:26I also know there are probably a lot of people online questioning this, confused by it, not
01:33vibing with it.
01:34But then I hope there are some other people taking notes.
01:36Because she really is living life right.
01:39Like, she has a man who is wining and dining her.
01:43She's a woman of leisure.
01:44And then when he's not there, she has a childhood, like, crush.
01:47Right.
01:48Because they've known each other for forever.
01:49Who is also so handsome.
01:50Also loves her to pieces, wines and dines.
01:52They had not a hard launch where they were at the party together.
01:56Which I'm kind of like, I don't know what I'm here.
01:58I liked it.
01:59I liked it.
02:00He looks good.
02:01And then also, in addition to all that, she gets to spend her time in this 16,000 square
02:06foot home.
02:07Home and, like you mentioned, be a woman of leisure as her career.
02:10I know she does want more for herself.
02:13She wants marriage and babies and commitment and maybe a career.
02:18I don't know.
02:19But I don't know, Kelsey.
02:20You've got to take stock of what you have.
02:22And what you have is so good.
02:24But I do wonder if you bring that up.
02:27It's an interesting point because it does seem like the dream on paper.
02:30But also this episode, Alicia kind of was voicing how she feels a little lost without her
02:35career because she wants to start to be in charge of her own finances, being more of
02:42a mover and shaker there because she doesn't like asking her long-term boyfriend for money.
02:47And also, she also is a little confused.
02:49Why aren't we getting married and the whole prenup?
02:51Like, she would get zero of everything, weird conversation, weird stuff going on there.
02:56So that kind of is a through line.
02:57I think, I hope, I'm curious if those ladies will bond about that down the line.
03:00Yeah, I think, like, potentially they could.
03:04It was really interesting to hear that perspective from Alicia as to why she and her man have yet
03:09to tie the knot, although they've built a whole life together.
03:12They have a kid together.
03:12They've been together for so long.
03:15And it is worrisome that he would not want her to take any part of his fortune should
03:25they ever separate.
03:26That's, I guess, like you were mentioning the reason why they're not getting married
03:29because of the prenup situation.
03:31I don't know.
03:32Like, she's a stay-at-home mom.
03:34And so I do think that that is a full-time job and that's one of the most, that's one
03:38of the toughest jobs on the planet, like, honestly.
03:41And so to put that much work into building a life with someone to know that they want
03:45to eventually, potentially f*** you over financially is not, that's a really uncomfortable feeling.
03:51And I do like that now Alicia, although this would, you know, I don't think they would
03:57reference this on the show because it's a little bit too soon to break the fourth wall.
04:00Now that she has this, the Real Housewives, hopefully she can sort of establish some financial
04:06independence.
04:06It gives her structure and routine and a job to do and stuff.
04:10And I love that for her.
04:11I know because it's freaky that she was like, what happened to my mom?
04:14I don't want it to have happen to me.
04:16Yeah.
04:16The dad just left.
04:17Yeah.
04:17So, yeah, we hope Alicia's going to be okay.
04:20And if anything, she can lean on-
04:23Her dolls.
04:23Her dolls.
04:24I loved learning about her doll collection.
04:26I truly, once Liz walked in the door and was so confused by the abundance of dolls and
04:33like, I think it was like a front living room situation.
04:35I, my immediate reaction was, oh, those definitely belong to the daughter.
04:39And then-
04:40The daughter can't play with them.
04:41When, right.
04:41And so when we discovered that the daughter can't play with them and that they are, this
04:45is an Alicia thing.
04:46I was so pleasantly shocked.
04:49I love it so much.
04:50I honestly really do.
04:51And I don't know what kind of dolls they were.
04:53They like look kind of like Monster High dolls, but they're not Monster High dolls.
04:56They're not Barbies.
04:58They're very cute.
04:59And it looks like what she does is like spends her days at Target and buys a new doll every
05:04day.
05:04I think she spends her days sitting in that room talking to the dolls.
05:07Which I honestly, I'm not mad at.
05:08Which that's-
05:08Or singing Britney Spears with them.
05:09Oh, she is my girl.
05:11She really-
05:12Because, oh, the second I saw that, I was like, Evan, this is your future.
05:15It really is.
05:15Singing Britney-
05:16Because you have so many dolls.
05:17Just like singing to my dolls, Britney Spears songs.
05:20That is where I want to be.
05:21Speaking of singing, I do love Rosie and her man.
05:24Love.
05:24I love them.
05:25I really am obsessed with Rosie and her and her man.
05:28They are so cute together.
05:29And he's like, I will say, and I'm saying this with love, he's like kind of a nerd in
05:32a way.
05:33Yeah.
05:33But in a way that I think is like really endearing and sweet.
05:35I love them as a couple.
05:36I know, like a nerd that I'm crushing on.
05:38Yeah, he's so cute.
05:39Yeah, I know.
05:39They're really cute together.
05:40They're on a grocery date.
05:41And I like that she was like, we just wake up and like say we get to do this forever.
05:45Isn't that amazing?
05:46It's so much.
05:46She just has good vibes and she is young.
05:50She's like our age.
05:51She's a true millennial.
05:52And so she just, it feels like we know her.
05:55Like I'm feeling myself in her.
05:56Yeah, exactly.
05:57Like I feel like very represented by Rosie.
06:00And also especially because if me and you were at a housewives party and we heard drama
06:05going on, we'd be like, wait, what's happening?
06:06It's not going well.
06:08Jerry's in a glitter jacket and he's like yelling.
06:12Like she was just like looking to be like, what are Rola and Joanne talking about?
06:16So the party was...
06:18Liz's husband's Studio 54, 54th birthday.
06:20That's right.
06:21Okay.
06:21I was getting confused because we just saw that on...
06:23Rachel's house.
06:23Yes.
06:24It was a week for 54.
06:25In Studio 54.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:27So a lot going on.
06:28The party looked beyond.
06:31Everyone looked amazing.
06:32Everyone looked amazing.
06:32But I do like Rosie.
06:33I was like, I actually hate my outfit.
06:34I'm wearing pants that are literally way too tight.
06:37I look dumb.
06:38See, and that's what I'm saying.
06:40She's so relatable because we've all been there where we are spiraling, crashing out over
06:45an outfit and then we wear the thing that's actually even worse than the thing that we
06:48were upset about.
06:49And she's like, I'm wearing pants that are too tight.
06:50They don't fit.
06:51I feel like...
06:51And I'm like, girl, I have been there so many times.
06:55Been there, done that, messed around.
06:57But I thought she looked amazing.
06:58I thought she looked bad.
06:59Rola and Joellen.
07:01So they have a sit down.
07:02This was all about Rola's husband threatening to get Joellen fired.
07:08Which is f***ed up.
07:09F***ed up.
07:09And I love Joellen's like, to her, man, you're going to come and shout for me and then we're
07:13going to have sex.
07:14Turn on.
07:16Love that.
07:16Love that.
07:17That's hot.
07:18And he came prepared.
07:19And then they were having this whole altercation.
07:22Her husband was not denied.
07:25He kept on saying, I called someone to call.
07:27Right.
07:27But I think Joellen, we haven't seen it, but she was like, I have emails from the company
07:33saying, you reached out about all this.
07:34Bring out the receipts, Joellen.
07:35We want to see them.
07:36And then when Rola's like, well, just deny it.
07:39Like, what?
07:41Deny the affair.
07:42Right.
07:42Because Joellen's like, it's still happening.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:44Yep.
07:45And he couldn't even say it's not.
07:46The thing is, so I guess the drama began when Joellen found the pictures of Rola's man
07:53with this other woman on his lap.
07:55Like asking Santa what she wants for Christmas.
07:57Very much that energy.
07:58She's sitting on the lap.
07:59And she shared those photos with Liz and then eventually spoke to Rola herself about the
08:04situation.
08:04And Rola didn't receive it well.
08:06She didn't feel like she was coming at her with the best of intentions.
08:09I truly think, I really think she was coming at it from a good place.
08:13And then once she sort of received Rola on the defense, I think that's when the vibe
08:20shifted.
08:21I would be in the same way.
08:22Like, I would be like, hey, girl, I saw this.
08:24I just want you to know.
08:25And so if I came at you with rancid energy and I was, and I would make, and I was
08:29sort
08:29of like, was on the defense about it, what would you do?
08:31I would tell everybody about it.
08:33See?
08:34And that, but I think that's just like the natural.
08:36Evan yelled at me because I showed him this.
08:37Right.
08:38I think that's like a natural reaction.
08:40And also being like, am I being crazy?
08:42Shouldn't I have showed him this?
08:43Yeah, right?
08:44I feel like she would want to know.
08:45Wouldn't anybody want to know if their man was stepping out on them with someone else?
08:48Yes.
08:48And Joellen even said, I would want someone to tell me.
08:50Right.
08:51Yeah.
08:52So, but Liz stopped their argument and then Rola and her man left.
08:55And that was a tense car ride for them.
08:57Oh my God.
08:57Just silent.
08:58And she's like, you didn't defend me like Joellen's husband did.
09:01Rola, babe, I think the writing's on the wall.
09:04It's giving, she is ma, like he is ma.
09:06He is ma.
09:07Like, I, I think, I don't know.
09:10I know.
09:11They're committing to each other for whatever reason.
09:14Yeah.
09:14But I just think that, I don't know.
09:16I don't know how much longer they have together.
09:18I know.
09:18I don't think so.
09:19You know?
09:20Yeah.
09:21But then Liz, yeah, Liz stopped them because she wanted the party to go well.
09:26Only for Kelsey.
09:28Well, A, I love that Kelsey called her Lizzie McGuire.
09:31Yes, explain that.
09:33So, because Liz.
09:34So I guess she was like, hey, Lizzie McGuire.
09:36I guess that's her nickname for her.
09:37But I don't know if Liz knows Lizzie McGuire.
09:40And with much love to Liz.
09:42No, but like, because I call.
09:43She's part of a different generation.
09:44Different generation.
09:45Yeah, right.
09:45I mean, I like, just like how Rosie didn't know Scarface.
09:48Right.
09:48I also, I love when she was like, if it wasn't on the Disney channel, I probably didn't watch it.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Which, again, girl.
09:54LOL.
09:55Like, so relatable.
09:56But so then, Kelsey goes to Liz.
09:59Because Dino's there.
10:00Right, which I'm still confused about.
10:02The Dino connection.
10:04So here's what's happening.
10:05Like, break it down.
10:05I'm connecting some dots here.
10:06Okay.
10:07Let me take a.
10:09So Dino's at the party because he's best friends with Liz and her husband.
10:12Right.
10:12I'm sorry, husbands.
10:13We'll learn your name a few more episodes in.
10:17So she's all there.
10:18And then it was kind of, I love Liz.
10:19It was like, I just want to go to the seawall and be with Dino and my husband and just
10:24have
10:24a nice night because we just always hang out.
10:27And Kelsey's like, oh, I know, but it'd be weird because of the rumors.
10:30So there's rumors about Dino and Liz from back in the day.
10:33Oh, so at the vineyard last week, Alicia brought, that's when Alicia and Liz, when they had the
10:38sit down.
10:39Yeah.
10:39Because at the vineyard two episodes ago, Alicia said, well, aren't there rumors about you
10:44and Dino?
10:45I see.
10:46And that's why Liz and Alicia had the sit down.
10:47And Alicia was like, I know I don't really believe it, but I wanted to bring it up because
10:50they said to bring up things about your past or things that we heard about each other.
10:54Alicia.
10:54I love the honesty, mama.
10:56And then, so that's kind of in the ether.
10:59Okay.
10:59Okay.
11:00And Liz is like, we're just friends.
11:01All right.
11:02So then Kelsey's.
11:02And that's why Liz is like, there were times her man does things with fishing boats, I
11:06believe, or something like that, where he's out at sea a lot.
11:09Right.
11:09If I interpreted that wrong, sorry, but I know he's away a lot, so Dino and Liz would
11:13hang out.
11:14Gotcha.
11:15And even Liz's husband at times would be like, yeah, take care of her, look out for
11:19her while I'm going fishing for six months at a time.
11:22Something like that.
11:23Maybe not six months, but you know what I mean.
11:24Okay.
11:24Um, so then when Kelsey brings up these rumors to give it more light, Liz erupts because
11:32Liz is like, why are you bringing up these rumors at this party?
11:36And why do we think Kelsey is doing it?
11:38Does she have a connection to Dino?
11:40That's what it seems like.
11:41Did she mess with Dino back in the day?
11:44Because those are the vibes I'm experiencing.
11:48Yeah.
11:48This is what's happening.
11:49I'm like falling off in my chair because so much is going on.
11:51These fights are being psychotic.
11:52I mean, I mean that the most complimentary way because these women are very passionate
11:56and entertaining and entertaining.
11:59So Liz, I, I think she starts to see red.
12:02I think because of the ongoing, going what?
12:07Rumors?
12:08Ongoing rumors?
12:09Bye.
12:10Bye.
12:11Don't talk about it.
12:13Off Kelsey.
12:15Because she's like, this is now ruining my husband's birthday, painting me to be an
12:21like an adulterer.
12:22Right.
12:22And saying, I've been messing with my best friend.
12:26And then, so she storms off.
12:27And I didn't know Kelsey and Liz were like, oh, they are good friends.
12:30Because Liz.
12:30See, that's what I was confused about because I thought they were close.
12:33And now all of a sudden they're fighting over this.
12:34And why would Kelsey do that to a friend?
12:37Kelsey.
12:37Say that one more time.
12:38Why would Kelsey do that to a friend?
12:40I think that's exactly what Liz was saying.
12:42That's what Liz was wondering.
12:45Liz is like, you have experience treating people well.
12:47You treat two men right.
12:48Why can't you treat your girlfriend right?
12:49I'm saying that complimentary, but I'm just saying.
12:51You know what I mean?
12:52So then they storm upstairs and Liz is like, how dare you?
12:55How dare you?
12:55Do you want me to bring up stuff with you and Dino?
12:57And Kelsey starts to be like, no, no, no, no, no.
13:01And then in the confessional, Liz is like, oh, you want to know about Kelsey and Dino?
13:04Why don't you ask Kelsey?
13:06How does Kelsey know Dino?
13:08That's a great question.
13:11Well, you'd have to actually ask Kelsey that.
13:14So we're going to, we're going to find out more.
13:16Yeah.
13:16And then when Alicia and Joellen tried to get the tea, Liz was like, Liz and Kelsey were
13:20like, you two get the fuck out of here.
13:21Like it was a serious situation.
13:23It was, yeah, it was wild.
13:24I thank you for breaking that down so beautifully, eloquently.
13:28And that was like Rhode Island housewives for dummies, because I got to say, like, I am
13:31getting, I'm happy to be here amidst all the chaos, but I'm, I'm getting overwhelmed
13:36because so much is happening.
13:38So much.
13:39So much, none, like, like these women, their lives are so fascinating.
13:45There is no, we were kind of laughing and we say this with love because as Bachelor
13:49fans, you know, it's insane when Ashley, I is the calmest one and she does seem very
13:53different from her Bachelor days, but like she, her and Jared had drama on Bachelor in
13:58Paradise and everything.
13:58And they even had a little bit of drama this episode, but so much else was going on that
14:02we were like, it seems so like, you know, small, small stuff compared to.
14:06All I want to do was have rigatoni with them.
14:08I know, didn't that look nice?
14:09I love that.
14:10A nice little date night.
14:10I do love them.
14:11They are, I'm, I love, like, this cast is so good.
14:14They are so good.
14:15And I really do love that Ashley, I and Jared are part of it.
14:18Their date night, although a little bit stressful because they were talking about broken ovens
14:23and all the mishaps over at Audrey's and it being a money pit and the stress of, you
14:29know, Jared not being around, et cetera.
14:31I hate that for them, but I love them as a couple and they're making it work and they're
14:36getting through it.
14:36And his little, like, open chest for the party was fabulous, too.
14:39Yeah, he's so handsome.
14:41Yeah.
14:41He's so, and I'm glad that despite his busy work schedule, he made it to the party.
14:45And also, shout out for Dolores' appearance on this.
14:48And then when she saw drama start to happen, she said, I'm going to go get a diet soda.
14:52I love, I love the way she announced that.
14:55I'm going to go get a diet soda.
14:56I screen recorded that, Dolores, because that's how I leave every situation.
15:00Uh-huh, yeah.
15:00So I'm now keeping that for reference.
15:02Like, if a group check gets too messy, I'm going to go and get a diet soda.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Time to check out.
15:07That was amazing.
15:07Uh, but I think next week, if the teaser, if I'm remembering correctly, it's some more
15:11Liz and Kelsey, but also Alicia and Rosie.
15:14Wait, which I hate because I will say, I think at this point, Alicia and Rosie are my favorites
15:18and I do not like to see them not getting along.
15:20I wanted them to be a powerful, dynamic duo.
15:24I wanted them to be on the same side, the same team.
15:28Girls, come on.
15:29You're my two favorites.
15:30You can't be fighting.
15:31I know, especially because I feel Rosie probably loves Britney Spears, too.
15:33I know she does.
15:34She has to.
15:34She has to.
15:35She's a 34-year-old woman.
15:37Yeah.
15:37Of course she loves Britney Spears.
15:38Of course she loves Britney Spears.
15:39Of course.
15:40Uh, yeah, I think that the girls should not be fighting and they should bond over their shared
15:45love for Britney.
15:45I know.
15:46Okay, but we-
15:47Do we know what they're fighting over?
15:48No.
15:48But I just know the teaser ended with Alicia saying, welcome to Rhode Island.
15:52Bitch.
15:53Yeah.
15:53Oh my god.
15:54Alicia, that was kind of iconic, though.
15:56That was very, welcome to the OC, bitch.
15:58Yeah.
15:59Very that.
15:59Misha Barton.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Where is she?
16:01I don't want to know.
16:02All right, guys, that was Rhode Island and we will see what they do by the sea next week.
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