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00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max. Stop blinking like that!
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00:04:38on him mk max i am crazy about him that face that hair the race of a generation exactly
00:04:50normally i can get any guy i want anytime i want just look at me but max is different
00:04:57my usual tactics aren't working what does that have to do with me i was thinking who better
00:05:05to play cupid than my best-selling romance author heidi brushfire you want me to be your date doctor
00:05:14have i ever told you how much i love this pen name you came up with it nobody writes romance
00:05:23like you
00:05:23do lisa you must get dick like nobody's business how do i tell her i've never had a steamy romance
00:05:30like in my books last time i had sex was college and he turned out to be gay it's all
00:05:36just fiction
00:05:37made up don't be modest lisa i am crushing hard here i'll double your next advance how's 50k sound
00:05:4850 000 with that much money i could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted i'm not hearing
00:05:54so that is a yes you'll stay with me you'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself
00:06:08showtime
00:06:23so we meet again guess i wasn't dreaming guess i wasn't either
00:06:31lisa has to get ready i'll walk her out
00:06:38look i know jazelle's the ceo but she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:42i wasn't looking who's her friend
00:06:46don't even think about going for max you are here to be my dating coach not to date my man
00:06:53got it you better max and i are going to have the hottest kids ever what were you saying about
00:07:00a party my people will explain everything
00:07:10lisa brown jazelle's lawyer can you sign this nda i'm the stylist i need your measurements
00:07:15i'm the dog walker and this is poo-poo what did i get myself into
00:07:27lisa hurry up
00:07:31there's a little flicker right here yes perfect
00:07:41i can barely walk in these you'll learn tonight's my first night meeting max outside the office
00:07:48help me sweep him off his feet i'll do my best i just wish i had more time to prepare
00:07:53i believe
00:07:53even you heidi brushfire
00:08:03ah no i hate parties you know this oh come on it's part of the job max
00:08:08hey listen i want you to meet this producer he wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12come on how many times do i have to tell you i don't care about hollywood
00:08:17i want my books to stay books
00:08:25on second thought maybe there is somebody here i want to talk to
00:08:29what are you talking about max is coming tell me what to say
00:08:34i thought this was your thing i need lines right fucking now
00:08:53i am so sorry i didn't mean to the next time you want to use my jacket just ask me
00:08:58come on
00:09:03lisa a word
00:09:06stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job
00:09:10sorry it wasn't my fault
00:09:13all will be forgiven if you can get max to ask me out
00:09:17tell me what to do
00:09:22well
00:09:24in elvenless shihara the elven princess attracts men with her mystery
00:09:28she's quiet she speaks in riddles she has a ethereal eroticism to her like a sexy alien
00:09:37that'll work
00:09:38be alluring i'll come to you
00:09:40if you fuck this up not only are you gonna lose your bonus i'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47what
00:09:48yeah you think i need you to push the heidi brushfire books i own the pen name and the rights
00:10:06sorry about lisa what a klutz try not to spill this one
00:10:14i'm sorry that was a bad joke i feel like i'm falling on my face here too even if i'm
00:10:20not literally doing it
00:10:27what's up what's the scariest kind of writer
00:10:32what's the scariest kind of writer
00:10:33a ghost writer
00:10:34oh no when i told her to speak in riddles i didn't mean literally
00:10:39now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46well you have a mysterious sense of humor giselle
00:10:50what the hell
00:10:52it actually worked
00:10:59why are writers always cold
00:11:03because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:12thank you giselle
00:11:14for the entertainment for the night
00:11:17i'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19but
00:11:20and please
00:11:22respect the personal space okay
00:11:24uh
00:11:26have a good night
00:11:29no sweet
00:11:30giselle
00:11:30just fucking stop okay
00:11:32you're warning everything
00:11:35i warned you
00:11:37you are going back to indiana
00:11:39right
00:11:39now
00:11:40ah
00:11:41ah
00:11:42ah
00:11:43ah
00:11:45ah
00:11:45ah
00:11:45ah
00:11:47can you let go of my hair please
00:11:50i look like an idiot in front of max tonight
00:11:53and it's all your fault
00:11:54give me another chance please
00:11:56as if
00:11:57you're not a date doctor
00:11:59you're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:02not in my company
00:12:04no
00:12:05i'm begging you miss von clinton
00:12:06i can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07i'm supporting my mom
00:12:08she needs me
00:12:14you're on thin fucking ice lisa
00:12:17thank you
00:12:18thank you
00:12:18don't thank me
00:12:21go get me
00:12:22my man
00:12:29nice pool
00:12:30tell me all about la
00:12:32i should be home with you mom
00:12:34i can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37so what's the hubbub
00:12:38i actually can't talk about it because i signed an nda but
00:12:42the good news is i might be getting a big bonus if i don't screw things up
00:12:46when have you messed anything up except your dating life
00:12:49mom
00:12:49speaking of
00:12:50i made you a tinder profile
00:12:52you already have matches
00:12:53remember billy from high school
00:12:56he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58maybe too sexy
00:13:00could you please not butt into my love life
00:13:03i know i haven't dated in a while but that doesn't mean i want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer heidi brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural indiana
00:13:16hopefully miss von clint doesn't find out
00:13:18i have to get to work
00:13:19whoops
00:13:24whoops
00:13:32whoops
00:13:34whoops
00:13:40whoops
00:13:42she
00:13:45This is hopeless.
00:13:47I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48and I haven't learned anything that could help Miss Van Klimt.
00:13:51I'm screwed.
00:14:03I'm so sorry.
00:14:09Please don't recognize me.
00:14:10Please don't recognize me.
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one.
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author.
00:14:22Now I wish I was dead.
00:14:23Hey, why are you crying?
00:14:26Okay?
00:14:39I was just, um, reading a sad book.
00:14:48What were you reading?
00:14:51Think, Lisa, you're a writer.
00:14:52You know about books.
00:14:55Wait, I know.
00:14:56Wuthering Heights.
00:14:58Not a lie.
00:14:59It does make me cry.
00:15:01Wuthering Heights?
00:15:02Well, that's one of my favorites.
00:15:04It makes me cry, too.
00:15:06It's so beautiful.
00:15:08And tragic.
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, used to.
00:15:13Hey, let me help you.
00:15:15I got it, really.
00:15:26Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise.
00:15:30You can admit you like me.
00:15:38Okay, I'm a fan.
00:15:41I read your books, because I know you have a new one coming out, so I was just rereading
00:15:45your last one for about the tenth time.
00:15:50You've read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer, too.
00:15:54Miss Von Klint's my publisher.
00:15:55So I've heard.
00:16:01Funny seeing you here, aren't you supposed to be reckless?
00:16:04Whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library, because I'm here all the
00:16:09time.
00:16:11I love the smell of old books.
00:16:13What are you checking out?
00:16:15That's actually this new author.
00:16:18Um, have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But, how...
00:16:24I googled it.
00:16:26I'm not stalking you.
00:16:28I promise.
00:16:31And here is the romance section.
00:16:37Here we go.
00:16:39Oh, yes.
00:16:41I can't wait to read this.
00:16:43Oh, could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire.
00:16:48Oh, okay.
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book.
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana.
00:17:04Back to Wuthering Heights.
00:17:07Not to brag, but I happen to own a first edition.
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out.
00:17:13Your place?
00:17:15Oh, um...
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:33Hi, Miss Von Klimt.
00:17:36Hi, Poopoo.
00:17:41So cute.
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:18:00It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:07You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags!
00:18:13You're out of here!
00:18:15Wait!
00:18:16Wait!
00:18:16Let me explain.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:23My usual advice won't work.
00:18:24I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:33Not work this week.
00:18:34If you don't have results...
00:18:40Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:18:43James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:18:47But instead of eagles eating his liver,
00:18:50they picked at his heart.
00:18:52Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:02Oh.
00:19:03Oh.
00:19:06Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:09I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:13Lisa!
00:19:14I almost forgot.
00:19:16Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:26Hi, Max.
00:19:29It's so good to see you.
00:19:34Same here.
00:19:37Come in.
00:19:39Do you want some wine?
00:19:40Um, water's fine.
00:19:45Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:19:48You have a job to do.
00:19:57Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:03Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:10I leave for New York this week.
00:20:13If you don't have results by the time that I'm back,
00:20:16you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:20Got it?
00:20:23So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:27I'm seeing you.
00:20:29Right now.
00:20:30I mean, romantically.
00:20:33What do you want in a woman?
00:20:39Just look in the mirror.
00:20:44You, Joker.
00:20:49Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:20:53He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:20:55I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:00Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:02Okay.
00:21:09Lisa, it's a $50,000 book.
00:21:13$50,000?
00:21:16Oh, no.
00:21:17I went too far.
00:21:18Please let the book be okay.
00:21:25There's no damage.
00:21:28Luckily.
00:21:29I'm so sorry.
00:21:31Let me clean up.
00:21:40So, when's the new book coming out?
00:21:42Soon as I finish writing it.
00:21:44It's not done yet, I thought.
00:21:45The subject matter is proven quite difficult.
00:21:49It's about a divorce.
00:21:52My divorce.
00:21:54I'm so sorry.
00:21:55I didn't know.
00:21:55Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:00Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:01I just can't find the ending.
00:22:02When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.
00:22:06Usually my mom.
00:22:07She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:10Thanks, Lisa.
00:22:10But I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:14Sorry.
00:22:15Stupid.
00:22:17Thanks for the advice.
00:22:19I can write an ending.
00:22:21I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:24Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:37Thanks for coming by.
00:22:40And getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:22:44Anytime.
00:22:56Later, dude.
00:23:04As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:11I couldn't help.
00:23:12Dude.
00:23:19As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:26I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:30Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:43I need more info to work with before Ms. Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:46But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:50He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:23:57Reading by the pool.
00:23:59That's platonic.
00:24:01Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:03I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:04Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:11What am I thinking?
00:24:12Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:15Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:22He's responding.
00:24:23Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:25My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:31Ah.
00:24:33I really needed this.
00:24:36I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:39You're welcome anytime.
00:24:41I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Ms. Von Klimt.
00:24:44It's her house.
00:24:57Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:03We can be creepy together.
00:25:06Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:08Probably not where you think.
00:25:11My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:13Non-existent, actually.
00:25:16I find that hard to believe.
00:25:18You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:20I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:22It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.
00:25:29Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:35I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:38Hmm.
00:25:40So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:25:43Yeah, one more.
00:25:45The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:25:49You are too good.
00:25:51I'll think about it.
00:25:54Hey, can you get my bag for me?
00:26:06Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:07You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:11Think of Ms. Von Klimt.
00:26:29So, Max, I was wondering.
00:26:33The love interest in your last novel,
00:26:36is she based on your ex?
00:26:43Shoot!
00:26:44I said the wrong thing.
00:26:46Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:26:53Yeah, I guess what I don't post online,
00:26:55it still comes out in my writing.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:27:01She's, uh...
00:27:03She's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:05Very different time.
00:27:09It's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:12romantic bone in my body.
00:27:14Because all I do is write
00:27:18and avoid writing.
00:27:21Can I ask what happened?
00:27:23I thought she was my
00:27:26pixie,
00:27:28manic
00:27:28dream girl.
00:27:30But
00:27:32she was just manic.
00:27:34She was aggressive.
00:27:36She was type A.
00:27:37workaholic,
00:27:39obsessed
00:27:39with status
00:27:40and money.
00:27:42Sounds like Ms. Von Klimt.
00:27:44Is that your type?
00:27:46It used to be,
00:27:48yeah.
00:27:52But
00:27:54I would much rather prefer
00:27:56a pool day like this
00:27:57than
00:27:58some random
00:27:59L.A. party.
00:28:01if I decide to remarry,
00:28:04it's going to be someone
00:28:05who's like me.
00:28:09Maybe even a writer.
00:28:16Oh, no.
00:28:17Today was supposed to be
00:28:18platonic.
00:28:19Abort!
00:28:19Abort!
00:28:20What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:22I'm getting hot.
00:28:23Are you thirsty?
00:28:23I am so thirsty.
00:28:53I am so thirsty.
00:28:53Ah!
00:28:53Ah!
00:28:53C'est so mean!
00:29:05C'est so mean!
00:29:13Je suis pruning!
00:29:15Vous semblez bien pour une prune.
00:29:26C'est mon téléphone!
00:29:36J'sais, est-ce qu'elle une sidekick ou quelque chose?
00:29:39C'est mon téléphone!
00:29:42Any updates sur Max?
00:29:48Um...
00:29:51...
00:29:53...
00:29:53...
00:29:53...
00:29:53...
00:30:01La
00:30:03...
00:30:03Just don't bang in my pool, I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:07So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:10I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:12Music to my ears. Poopoos, too.
00:30:16I have good news as well.
00:30:18Got the contract all settled with Tony,
00:30:21and we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:24That's amazing.
00:30:25I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:28Poopoos got a poopoo.
00:30:36Hey, how about some dinner tonight?
00:30:38In a little spot by the beach.
00:30:40I don't normally go out, but tonight feels special.
00:30:45If you ruin this for Miss Moncliffe, your writing career is done for.
00:30:50What do you say?
00:30:56Giselle's contract just came in. Looks good.
00:30:59Call's in our court.
00:31:00Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:02Come on.
00:31:03You don't trust me?
00:31:04Okay.
00:31:06But make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:09into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise, okay?
00:31:12Hey, you're the boss, boss.
00:31:19Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk
00:31:22he'd given me all day.
00:31:25If I didn't know better,
00:31:26I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:30Lisa?
00:31:32Sorry about that.
00:31:33I had a business call.
00:31:35What are you writing?
00:31:39Max, stop.
00:31:41Is this your diary?
00:31:42Oh, no.
00:31:43Max has my journal.
00:31:44How could it be so stupid?
00:31:54On second thought,
00:31:57I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:03You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:13Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:15Yes, I have.
00:32:17Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:18In all seriousness, though,
00:32:20it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:23Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:25Weirdo?
00:32:27Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:30It gets lonely.
00:32:36Thank you.
00:32:43What's wrong?
00:32:44That was amazing.
00:32:46Can I ask you a favor?
00:32:49Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:32:53Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:32:57Me?
00:33:00I'm signing to EMU Publishing,
00:33:02so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:04And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:06And you know my work.
00:33:08And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:12I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:15You trust me?
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:21Should I not?
00:33:22You might not trust me
00:33:23if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:28I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:32Thanks.
00:33:36It would mean a lot to me.
00:33:46After dinner,
00:33:47we can print for the library.
00:33:58After dinner,
00:33:59we can print for the library.
00:34:03Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:06In your place?
00:34:07That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:09He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:12He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:14Because if he does have other ideas,
00:34:17I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:23Check, please.
00:34:47I'm careful.
00:34:49Clumsy girl.
00:34:51I'm only clumsy around you.
00:34:53Is that right?
00:34:55Please,
00:34:56do not share this with anyone.
00:34:58The only people I want reading it
00:35:00are you and me.
00:35:02Okay?
00:35:03Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:11You make it easy.
00:35:13Max,
00:35:15they can't be...
00:35:22Oh my god, Max.
00:35:29Oh!
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