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00:00موسيقى
00:01سي
00:03سي سي سي
00:05شكرا
00:05موسيقى
00:05تجربة جداً تجربة جداً
00:07كما تفعجتو تجربة
00:09احتيار احتجار
00:13احتجار الناس
00:14ولكن تحديث
00:18انتي تجربة جداً
00:20انتي مستحيح
00:21من تجربة فان قرية
00:22رائعي
00:23انتظرواً
00:24اجد اشتراً
00:25موسيقى
00:25today, aren't youatin
00:28what I'm seeing?!
00:29everything is exactly
00:30where it's supposed to be
00:31you'd killed it dry
00:32they didn't believe in you
00:34but you did it
00:35silenced the haters
00:36cheese
00:37look at my babies
00:39yeah
00:40are you trying to get credit
00:49for simply loading the dishwasher
00:51muhmmm sure sounds like it
00:52I should've stopped right there
00:53كان مثلا nosotros نظ非常 sal Wouldn't go into that fool
00:59There's an argument in there
01:00I've seen this one first man
01:02He goes in there
01:03This guy's stupid wait
01:05I'm not trying to get credit
01:07I'm just not not trying to get credit
01:13So they was stupid
01:15No argument here
01:16L treble
01:26المترجم للشعب
01:53مرحبا!
01:54مرحبا!
01:54مرحبا!
01:55تعملت مفقتي!
01:56مرحبا!
01:57كنت أعلم أنني أكبر تشعروني
01:59استخدامك بحراء
02:00حسنًا
02:01قد يمكن أن اعطي
02:02سنواتي
02:03سنواتي
02:03سنواتي
02:04سنواتي
02:04سنواتي
02:04سنواتي
02:07سنواتي
02:08حسنًا
02:09مرحبا!
02:10شكراً
02:11قلت لم تقلق تفقد
02:12واحدًا
02:12قلت
02:13بحثياء
02:15بحيثياء
02:16ماذا؟
02:17أسدق
02:25شكراً للمشاهدة
02:26نفسنا نظام جميع ممتع مني
02:29من أجل منظمة عملها
02:31من أجل من ممتع الممتع
02:32من أجل وضع أجل من أجل
02:33جميع أن تكون هناك
02:35تلك جميعه
02:36انجله
02:37أنت مجدد
02:42هذا هو مطرفك
02:44ولده يجب أن أصبح أجل
02:45تبقى طبعاً
02:47التعامل
02:47التعامل
02:48الحي ستعامل
02:49موسيقى
03:20أحسنًا مفتاوك عن مددات
03:22أحب أن تتعرف
03:22حسنًا أحب أن تجريك
03:25أعلم أن تريد أن تجريك
03:28تجريك أن تجريك
03:29كل ما يشعرون أنت
03:31مقاونة دائما يقول
03:31سيدي
03:32نعم
03:32كنت جزيزي
03:34أعلم
03:35أنت
03:37تحيير
03:37تحيير
03:38أحبت
03:39تحيير
03:43ومالك
03:43هناك
03:44في الماضي
03:45إنه
03:46إنه
03:49المترجم للقناة
04:17المترجم للقناة
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05:55المترجم للقناة
05:57المترجم للقناة
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06:00المترجم للقناة
06:01المترجم للقناة
06:06المترجم للقناة
06:08المترجم للقناة
06:10المترجم للقناة
06:23التحديل اللقاء عني
06:24تحديل كل جميل
06:25لو تحديل
06:26أجملك
06:27شكرا معي فكثة
06:33مميدي
06:34مميدي
06:35تتخل carb
06:35كمم
06:36ممتزد
06:39ممتزد
06:40ممتزد
06:42نحن لك
06:45أنت أحبت لك
06:45ونحن نزل
06:46ونيك
06:47ممتزد
06:48بس
06:48بشأنه
06:49لمحن لتسجد
06:51كما bought ب нажدم تحضر
06:53أحداً
06:53شكراً
06:54لن ي surplus
06:55نعم
08:26أنا أصبتtre بحكتاف بأن أمم مس لقد تريد مؤتي بأن أصدقاء أمس ليس مجتما نادي إذا أصدقائي وامس ناديكي مجرأ
08:32لكن تعلمتي تلمذتما أنت تتعود فيها بالعبتال وليسي يرجح بها
08:39وأنني أصنع صديقي جيد من جميع tone
08:41وأنني أكتب بالطوء العزم ومتعرف أكثر المشكل لأمي
08:46موحة أو أمي مرة أكثر
08:47يا إيه في جانب لإنها
08:50يمكنكم هذه الحالة دارة اليوم فقط لديهم في المستقبل
08:54anytime you want to go now i mean just a little bit in science
08:54i'm going to tell you what
08:57hey i got it
08:58okay great
09:00now go enjoy yourself
09:01okay
09:03you're not a very smart man son
09:05what this whole freaky friday
09:07role reversal thing you got going on
09:09dads and moms have different roles
09:11for a very good reason now when i was married to your mother for example
09:14i was the provider
09:15she the unquenchable bonfire that consumed my
09:18time money and youth
09:19وبالتبع و أنا و تعبنا بمشك
09:22قررت ما أقول
09:23حسن رغم
09:25ودعب
09:26فإن المثالة لأساية berغي
09:28فلا لا تحب لن تحب أن تحب هذه المجهزة
09:30وأنا سنockمت جهة
09:32وقبت أن أعرف تلك حية
09:33أنا سيب
09:34أنا سيكون
09:36حسن
09:36إنه قبت سيطن جزيب
09:38أو خسنها
09:39أو خسنها
09:39أو خسنها
09:39أو خسنها
09:40أو خسنها
09:40فل تخسنию
09:42ماذا سيكون
09:43ما تريد بل السيد
11:02حسنًا
11:32Oh you think so?
11:33So it's a fairly routine procedure
11:36but with your medical history there is a significant risk for...
11:39I'm sorry just give me one second if you would
11:41Oh it's my daughter
11:43Hey baby
11:44Hey mom
11:45Hey
11:46I forgot my gym bag
11:47Oh never mind
11:49Force of habit
11:50I'll call dad
11:51I'd be happy to...
11:53Okay where were we?
11:55Let's see here blah blah significant risk
11:58You'll be fine
11:59Just I'm gonna... Thanks
12:01You can go
12:02So while I was plotting my next move as an involved dad
12:06Bo had free time to enjoy herself
12:08Which is not always easy for Bo
12:14Hey babies
12:15Need any help with your spelling words?
12:18Nope
12:18Dad already quizzed us
12:19We don't need you
12:23Knock knock
12:25Hey
12:27Wanna go hit a bunch of balls?
12:29What does that mean?
12:31I don't know
12:31It just seems like something I've heard people say
12:35So...
12:35Is that...
12:37No
12:37Okay
12:44Hey
12:45Hey
12:46I was just wondering if you know you wanna...
12:48Just talk about anything...
12:52Special
12:53You know
12:54You know
12:54Just...
12:55Girl to girl
12:57Gross
13:00Okay
13:06For me...
13:07Day two of stepping up had not gone as planned
13:09I needed to really bring it tomorrow if I was gonna stay in the game
13:12Need a win here Dre
13:14Back's against the wall bruh
13:16Hey
13:17Hey
13:17So the kids are busy
13:19And I'm not doing anything
13:20So I was wondering...
13:22Are you hand grinding cornmeal?
13:25Yeah babe
13:25This cornbread's got to be spectacular
13:27It's for the Harriet Tubman presentation tomorrow
13:29And I will not be ignored
13:30Well it looks great
13:33You know what else looks great?
13:37Like that?
13:38Yeah
13:38I like that
13:40Babe
13:40I like it
13:41Babe
13:41You know that teacher was mean to me
13:43I filled the hell out of those forms
13:44And she's like
13:45Good!
13:45Get out!
13:47Like I didn't even exist
13:49Well if you're not in the mood
13:50You can just...
13:55Babe
13:56Huh?
13:56I'm baking
14:00Hey
14:00Guess who made authentic hand ground cornbread?
14:04Okay just put it over there Dre
14:06Mr. Kinnebrew made kettle corn for everyone
14:10You rock Glenn
14:11I'm just doing my part for the Harriet Tubman experience
14:14Here you go
14:15Go get him!
14:16Who's the showboat?
14:17Some jackass dad
14:18No one's even noticed my cardboard replica of Harriet Tubman's one room cabin
14:22If you look in the window there's a tiny marzipan map of Canada on the wall
14:26Woman what the hell are you talking about?
14:29It's aspirational
14:31I wanted to be gracious and rise above it
14:34But as the next minute and 37 seconds will show
14:36That's not exactly how it went down
14:38Okay class
14:39It is time to start our special show
14:43Hello
14:43Thank you
14:44Good afternoon cherry
14:47My name is Harriet Tubman
14:50I was born in 1820
14:54Look at that
14:54He ain't sitting over there like he's a prince
14:58Popcorn on the Underground Railroad?
15:01Please! Harriet was a smart woman
15:03She wouldn't blow the whole deal with some loud ass snacks
15:06Okay Mr. Johnson
15:07What?
15:07You need to be quiet
15:08You're ruining the Harriet Tubman experience
15:11Oh I'm ruining it?
15:12Yeah
15:12I'm here to save it
15:13You're the one that's ruining it by allowing off topic snacks and spreading misinformation
15:19Harriet Tubman was not a spy
15:22Yes she was
15:23No she wasn't
15:25Excuse me
15:27Who's talking?
15:29I am
15:30Harriet could you help her brother out over here and solve something for us?
15:33You were never a spy
15:35Right?
15:36Why yes
15:37I was
15:38What does she know?
15:39She ain't even the real Harriet Tubman
15:41Oh!
15:42The accusation
15:43Accu-
15:44What?
15:44All this rigamarole is aggravating my head
15:47What the hell is rigamarole?
15:49The dismissals I've had ever since a slave owner hit me in the head with an iron weight in 1835
15:58You're hurting Harriet Tubman
16:00Boy that is not the real Harriet Tubman
16:02She said she was born in 1820
16:03What's today's date?
16:04Do the math
16:05Okay
16:06What are y'all looking at?
16:07Oh
16:08He's crazy
16:09Shut up Glenn
16:10You should leave
16:11What?
16:12I should leave?
16:13Who gave you cupcakes?
16:14Huh?
16:14Who gave you cupcakes?
16:18With the carefully worded furious emails, I calmly let the authorities at school know the injustice I had suffered
16:25In many ways, I was just like Harriet Tubman, the real one, not the fake ass spy one
16:30Trey
16:30Kitchen bed
16:31What in the world did you do at school today?
16:35I stood up for parents everywhere, we need to be respected and valued
16:40That teacher didn't even fake me for what I did
16:42For attacking Harriet Tubman?
16:45What was I supposed to do?
16:46Oh my God
16:47Teaching our kids nonsense like Harriet Tubman was a spy in the Civil War
16:51She was a spy, her code name was Moses
16:54And how do you know this?
16:56Because it was in the packet that Ms. Davis sent home
16:58Yeah, a packet that she probably wrote
17:01Oh my God, you have become the crazy mom, you realize that right?
17:06It's no longer Stacey Kang Nussbaum, it's you, your crazy mom
17:10You know, if anyone's crazy, it's you
17:12What?
17:13Zoe told me what you did, you sat on her bed, who does that?
17:17Okay, let's not change the subject, okay? No, we are talking about you
17:20You are a praise junkie
17:24And you are a control freak
17:26What?
17:27Yes, excuse me
17:28Don't think I didn't notice you re-put away all the silverware
17:32You told me that you wanted me to do it, but you don't want me to do it
17:35No, no, I want you to do it, I just want you to do it how I do it
17:39That's crazy
17:40Okay, look, oh, no, it's not crazy
17:41Look, okay, because this is the way it's supposed to be, okay?
17:43It's supposed to be big fork, little fork, big spoon, little spoon
17:46You put it in here, big fork, big spoon, little fork, little spoon, like a maniac
17:50And now it's chaos all up in the door
17:53I'm being abused for working hard
17:57Just like Harriet Tubman
17:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
18:00Who, who would put a spatula with a can opener? Huh? Huh? That's a lunatic, you're a lunatic
18:08Mommies need to be with their babies, Dre!
18:10What is going on out here, son?
18:12I can hear you all the way out to the guesthouse, where I am trying to entertain a lady friend
18:16Bo is being unreasonable, man
18:20Bo is being a mom
18:22Problem is, you're trying to be a mom, too, and you're being all crazy with it
18:25Yelling at teachers for teaching, forks and spoons all willy-nilly
18:28I know, I can't handle it
18:30See there, Freaky Friday, and you didn't even get that far into the week
18:33Nothing sadder than a Freaky Thursday, son
18:36Okay, Pops, I get it, I messed up, alright?
18:41You know what, I'm just gonna go talk to Bo
18:43Now do that, lose what little dignity you have left
18:46So you don't think I should say anything?
18:48I think sometimes talking is overrated
18:49The way I see it, crazy got you in
18:52Crazy can get you out
18:57Later
18:59Pops doesn't always make a lot of sense, but in this case, he was right
19:02I needed to make a big move
19:04Mom, will you make us breakfast?
19:06I can't take any more of Dad's pancakes
19:08Too much sugar, we miss your steel cut oatmeal
19:12Well, Dad was actually-
19:13It's so good, we hate flavor
19:18Okay, babies, I'll make you breakfast
19:24Hey, Mom, I'm really looking forward to spending some more time with you together
19:29Together
19:30Oh, what-
19:32It's so nice, and a little strange
19:39Hey, Mom, you wanna sit on my bed later?
19:45W-Sure
19:46Awesome
19:47Okay
19:51Good morning, everybody
19:53Dad, do you mind if Mom takes us to school this morning?
19:56Son, that's what this whole week was about, giving your mother a break
19:59Please?
20:00It's so slow and safe
20:01We love listening to your books on tape
20:04What?
20:06Really, babe?
20:07What?
20:07You could've at least had them rehearse a little more, that was like some really bad theater
20:11I know
20:13So you want things to go back the way they were?
20:15Maybe a little
20:17No
20:17It's not as easy as you thought, is it?
20:18No, it's not, babe
20:20No
20:20You know what?
20:20The hell with being an unsung hero
20:22I wanna be sung
20:23Well, as much as I hate to admit it, I actually miss doing the little things
20:29And it kind of burns off my working mom guilt
20:32No
20:32Just saying
20:33Babe, I appreciate everything that you do
20:38I appreciate everything you don't do
20:41Oh, hey, when you get home from work later, I know you might be tired, but I was thinking maybe
20:45you could
20:46Oh, you will sneak me in the underground railroad?
20:49Mm-hmm
20:49You be Harriet Tubber and I be Frederick Douglass
20:51Done!
20:51Alright
20:52Done!
20:53Done!
20:54I'm gonna get the wig
20:59This is nice
21:02I'll wash the glasses
21:04Offering to do the dishes? You're trying to seduce me, Mr. Johnson
21:08I am
21:09Uh-huh
21:12You know
21:13This has a very happy ending if he doesn't blow it
21:17Oh no, he's gonna blow it
21:19Yeah
21:20Probably
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