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00:08Today is special for me, special for you, today is a special day.
00:16Today we're in the city of Hemet.
00:19You know, that reminds me of one of them Shakespeare plays, you know?
00:22The theme of today is to bid or not to bid.
00:27That is the answer, Danny boy.
00:31You know what Dan would say back to Shakespeare too, boy.
00:34He'll say something like, come on up, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid, bid.
00:42Let's go here, man.
00:47When storage units are abandoned, the treasures within are put up for auction.
00:56I think I scored on this.
00:57It's not a dream.
00:58400.
00:59Oh.
01:01My arms.
01:03M-O-N-E-V-I.
01:04Are you ready?
01:05Yeah!
01:08Back to Hemet, baby.
01:09It's been a while since we've been here.
01:10Oh my God, remember when Barry gave Dave his first Yup hat?
01:15The reason I got you this, Dave, is maybe you can save us all a little bit of noise pollution.
01:21And instead of yelling Yup, you just point to your hat.
01:26Yeah, we've got some memories here.
01:29You've got to live the auction business.
01:30You know, we have been in the auction game a long time.
01:3351 years.
01:34It's almost like a lifetime.
01:37Yeah, my whole lifetime.
01:39Right?
01:40Welcome to Hemet, folks.
01:42It's auction time.
01:45I love this place, and I'm wearing the brightest shirt I own.
01:49So that when I bid, Dan will see me.
01:51High-viz ability, so high-bid ability.
01:55Whether I'm in the front, in the back, in the middle, on the side, way over there, way over here,
02:00he's going to see my bids.
02:02He ain't missing me ever, ever again.
02:04I'm right here, bright as the sun, bright as the sun, dark as the night.
02:14I don't know.
02:15Every time I hear the word Hemet, I just think, there's a letter missing in that word.
02:18It's such a weird word.
02:20And then I realized the word Hemet is the word helmet without the L.
02:24And then I was like, wait, I'm going to Hemet, which is in the desert, and I need to hydrate.
02:30So why not bring my hydration helmet to Hemet?
02:36Yeah, I'm just working on my shaker spirit today since we're in the city of Hemets.
02:41Words, words, words.
02:43That's all we hear is words.
02:45That makes no sense at all.
02:49Just above all, Dione Locker be true.
02:55Bugs.
02:56Bugs, bugs, bugs.
03:00Look at Lisa.
03:01She's drunk.
03:01She walking fast.
03:03Came prepared.
03:04Hey, there ain't no football game over here.
03:06This is an auction game.
03:08I brought my hydration helmet.
03:09I might have to put something else in there once my water runs out.
03:12Oh, God, with your bad self.
03:14This is some design flaws on this sucker.
03:16Oh, you leaking, girl.
03:19I hope you got a whistle.
03:22A drowning whistle?
03:23Yeah, yeah, a drowning whistle.
03:24Because Ken can't swim.
03:25I can't save you.
03:27You're reading poetry.
03:28Yeah, I'm reading a shaker spirit of Hemet, a.k.a. Hamlet.
03:33I'd love to hear some.
03:35God has given you one face and you make yourself another.
03:40Oh.
03:41Yeah, I'm a professional.
03:42Yeah, you sure are.
03:45Hi, girl.
03:46Hi, welcome to the poetry jam.
03:48The poetry jam?
03:50Yeah.
03:51Listen to many, speak to few, learn to paddle your own canoe.
03:56Ooh, okay, all right.
03:57We're going to need one out here if it rains.
03:59I like empowering words, words that kind of give me like a little like slap in the ass.
04:04Oh, .
04:04Something is rotten in the city of Hemet.
04:09Who do we got here?
04:11Mr. Kenny Do It or Mr. Lisa Can't Do It?
04:14Or Mrs. Lisa Can't Do It?
04:17Neither of them can't do it when I'm around.
04:20Welcome to the auction.
04:21We're down in Lower Dotson with American auctioneers.
04:23Before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:25Going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door, give you five minutes to take a look
04:28around.
04:29You can't go inside.
04:30You can't open any boxes.
04:31And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can own it today.
04:34Are you ready?
04:34Yeah, let's go, let's go.
04:37Oh, great crowd, let's go.
04:39All right, yee-haw, woo-hoo.
04:42Lead the way, babe, let's do it.
04:43Oh, good.
04:43We've got like a cornucopia of really great units here today, babe.
04:47I think we have a unit for everybody today.
04:50This way, folks, this way, first unit.
04:59All right, here we go, little door.
05:01Ooh, all right.
05:03It's deceiving.
05:10Oh, this one's kind of interesting.
05:11We've got a lot of boxes.
05:13This is a nice, tidy, little cubby shelf.
05:15An old suitcase, so that's got some potential.
05:19This could go either way.
05:20It could go either way.
05:24This is pretty nice.
05:25Oh, I see some light.
05:27Oh, that's you.
05:28I thought Jesus walked in here with them.
05:31This is a nice unit.
05:32It's organized.
05:33Oh, they got the treasure chest in here.
05:35Oh, I'm going in on this one here, boy.
05:37I'm going to go talk to my people.
05:40Well, this one, I'm definitely in for.
05:42It just looks like it's going to be some scoreable knick-knacks.
05:44A lot of totes, a lot of baskets, a lot of shelves.
05:47I really like this one.
05:48Maybe it's time to teach Kenny that Hamlet is a tragedy.
05:52All righty, here we go.
05:53Not much money on this unit.
05:54What are you going to pay?
05:5510 by 10.
05:55What are you going to be?
05:56You tell me.
05:56How much?
05:56How big?
05:5710 by 10.
05:57Wow.
05:58All right.
05:59What are you going to pay?
05:59Come on.
06:00Come on.
06:00Come on.
06:00You got $100 right there.
06:01I got $100.
06:02I got $150.
06:03I got $150.
06:05I got $350.
06:06I got $350.
06:06I got $350.
06:06I got $350.
06:07I got $350.
06:08Everybody's in on this one.
06:09Going once.
06:09I got $350.
06:10$400.
06:11$400.
06:12$400.
06:12$400.
06:13$400.
06:13Going once.
06:14I got $350.
06:14Going twice.
06:15I'm finally calling $400.
06:17Sell it to a $350.
06:18Kenny did it.
06:19You're funny, Kenny.
06:20To bid or not to bid, Kenny won that unit.
06:25Welcome to America.
06:26You're too late, Ivy.
06:27Kenny, you bought it?
06:28$350.
06:29Kenny, sold your way.
06:30Do it.
06:30Yeah.
06:31Come and buy you out, homie.
06:34I can't believe Dan didn't see me.
06:37That's the only reason I bought this damn shirt.
06:39The reason why I got this unit is because of the treasure chest in there.
06:43And another reason why, because we're in the shade.
06:45And I was leaking out there, America.
06:49This above all, to dine on locker be true.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:02How did I get the hard door?
07:12Woo!
07:13Double door!
07:14Big door!
07:14Take a look.
07:15Look it over.
07:16Two-door locker?
07:17I think that's a first.
07:19I don't think I've ever seen that.
07:20Double the doors means double the stuff means double the dollars.
07:27Interesting.
07:28First glance, it looks like a store that closed out.
07:32Tables?
07:3425, 50, 75, 125, 200 in tables right there.
07:39Closed rack.
07:391, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
07:42Times 50, 500 in closed racks.
07:44Two shelves, another 50.
07:45I'm bidding.
07:48Woo!
07:49Woo!
07:49Okay.
07:50I am missing my hydration helmet now.
07:53Well, I don't need a bunch of clothing racks, but I like these bins.
07:57That's mysterious.
07:59Um, hi, Dan.
08:01Hey, watch out.
08:02San Andreas fault line right here.
08:04Ooh.
08:05Oh, my gosh.
08:05Look at that.
08:05So if you're lucky enough to get a unit right on top of the fault line, it might be good.
08:09Wow.
08:10Right?
08:10That's considered good luck, right?
08:12Yeah.
08:13I see a fan.
08:14Wish you could plug it up, Dan.
08:15Hi, Brian.
08:17I know.
08:18Poetry.
08:19Look at this.
08:20This must have been a retail store right here.
08:22What makes you think so?
08:23I see stands where they hang them clothes up right here.
08:26All kind of display racks.
08:28And see the heifer torsos?
08:29That low-key undercover headless mannequins.
08:31You can sell that.
08:32Or just keep one around the house for company.
08:34Yeah.
08:35You ain't gonna worry about nobody talking back to you.
08:38Right?
08:38You know what?
08:39That one there looked very, very interesting.
08:41To bid or not to bid, Danny, boy.
08:44You know my answer, babe.
08:45Yeah.
08:46All righty.
08:47Here we go.
08:47Number 20.
08:48We need to pay a big whole unit.
08:49Here we go.
08:49Double unit.
08:5020 by 20, folks.
08:51And here we go.
08:52Number 20.
08:52What's your pleasure?
08:52What are you gonna pay?
08:53And give me a $100 bill.
08:55I got a $100 here.
08:56What about $2,000?
08:56What about $2,000?
08:57What about $200?
08:57I got $100 here.
08:59$100 and a half there.
08:59$200 where?
09:00I got $200 right there.
09:01$200 and a half.
09:01I got $250 and $300.
09:02I got $200 and a half.
09:03I got $300.
09:03I got $300.
09:04I got $500, $350, $350, $400, $450, $500, $500, $500, $500, $50.
09:08You're at $550.
09:09$550, $600.
09:10Who is this tiny teenager?
09:12And why is she trying to take my locker?
09:18$550, $600, $600.
09:20About $500, $600.
09:21That's $600.
09:21That's $600.
09:22That's $600.
09:22That's $600.
09:23$6 and a half now.
09:23$600, $600.
09:26$600.
09:27$600 going twice last.
09:28I'm trying to call it $600.
09:29$650 back.
09:30No next to believe Ivey got it with $600.
09:32You got it, Ivey.
09:41Another day another movie goes down come on
09:48I've seen you before at an auction yeah Emily you're a little sly secret buyer that comes on and stuff
09:53you know what he may look really rough and like a real a-hole and
09:59You know what don't don't be too weak with him and he won't be too mean to you
10:07They say two minds are better than one. I hope two doors are better than one
10:15Clothes I have no love for clothes ten bucks only because it's new
10:20All right, what we got here. I love these totes. I've struck so many great units in these totes
10:26Old phone no money
10:28That's pretty cool five bucks each on these
10:33There we go, hey
10:35Give me a hand for buying a good unit. Yes. Yes. Yes
10:39Nice little stapler this whole box here
10:4350 bucks what we got here. Oh some lights got another $30 box right here sell the tote five bucks
10:50each
10:52A little baby table
10:5425 bucks
10:55These are big boy tables here one two three four five
11:00At forty bucks five times forty two hundred and two hundred dollars
11:05Two hundred dollars one two three four no that ain't two is it?
11:10Two hundred dollars. My math is kind of good
11:14Alrighty
11:16Looks to work and if you were eight foot tall your feet won't hang off the end if you need
11:19a nap
11:21Is it a louie or is it a fooie? This actually feels like a louie. It's not a thousand dollar
11:26one because it's just beat up, but still two hundred bucks
11:30Clothing tags tons and tons of them
11:32They must own the business because all these little tags you go through tons of them when you sell clothes
11:37bags and tags
11:3825 bucks worth oh, these all look to be new and the same
11:41These look like black lives matters t-shirts and it's probably about 40 in there at four bucks a piece
11:47another hundred and sixty bucks
11:50Some more sweatshirts black lives matter another twenty five bucks
11:54Oh, wow another pile thirty dollars more black lives matter for another thirty dollars
12:00More t-shirts another twenty dollars air-conditioned in great shape fifty bucks
12:05Oh canopy is always so good fifty bucks on that one fifty bucks on that one and fifty bucks on
12:10that one
12:11Oh, yeah, sanitize now these I can sell fifty cents a piece three hundred in there
12:15Hundred fifty bucks. I know I'm gonna make money now cuz I only pay 600 and I'm already there. Ivy
12:21cow. You're so good at what you do
12:27Well, that was pretty cool kind of went through the thing and stuck on
12:35Stay ooh these things I like though. These are pretty cool one of my coolest things. Oh
12:42I thought I was gonna go climb up some windows, but I guess I'm not
12:45But someone hit the ground like that there we got a ton of clothing racks at 50 bucks a rack
12:50one two three four
12:53five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty twenty one twenty
13:02two twenty three
13:03Twenty four that's twelve hundred dollars right there. Whoo. What is this? Oh, it's kind of cool
13:10Christmas decoration by the look of this cord and this plastic this is old vintage Christmas looks like an engine
13:16and back here looks like a
13:18Maybe a car a caboose most of you plug these in they kind of glow
13:21I bet you being that this is so old and it gots this look this is worth some money
13:25But I don't know how much money, but you know my saying if I don't know what it costs find
13:29a Santa that do
13:30Well, somebody's old store is my new store and I got the Christmas stuff. I came out really freaking good.
13:37Good job shirt
13:38I got the shirt
13:39I got the shirt
14:02but full, like me.
14:05God, that shirt is so bright.
14:07I wish I had my sunglasses.
14:11Clothes.
14:12I like clothes racks, clothes tables, and clothing shelves.
14:16But I don't like clothes themselves.
14:17I do like that little fry basket right there, though.
14:20Whoever gets it, I'm buying that from them.
14:22More clothes. I hate clothes.
14:24I ain't buying this.
14:26Oh, look at this here, boy, huh?
14:28The clothes come with the washing machine.
14:30They got books, the collectibles.
14:32That's what this is, collectibles right here.
14:35They look like it's organized,
14:36but they've been here a lot, dust on dust.
14:39You got a broom, you can sweep it out yourself.
14:42This one, they're pretty good there.
14:44And if you're ready to go, I'm ready to go, and here we go.
14:46Ten by ten here, folks.
14:48Ten dollars. All right, I got ten right there.
14:4925 where? I get 25. I see it.
14:5275 now. 100 there.
14:54One and a half there. 200 where?
14:55I got one and a half. One and a two there. Two and a half.
15:04Four and a half. Seven or a half.
15:07Four and a half, 75, buyer and a five.
15:10Five hundred, five hundred. One and a twenty five,
15:12five hundred and a one and a twenty five.
15:12Five twenty five round. I got 500, one and a half.
15:14One and a half. One and a half.
15:17Are you in?
15:21One and a half. Eight to six hundred.
15:23Six hundred and fifty.
15:24Mr. Shake-A-Spear can't help you now, can he?
15:28And $600, $650 going once.
15:30I've got $600, $650, $650 going twice.
15:32I've got $600, $650, $650, $659.
15:36You got it, Lisa!
15:38Hemet, Hemet, Hemet!
15:41Hemet! Hemet! Hemet!
15:43Hemet to me!
15:44Good things may come to those who wait,
15:46but great lockers come to those who push it to the Hemet.
15:50Not bad.
15:52Just when I thought today might be a wash.
15:54Wash machine.
15:59Hey, new girl.
16:02What's up?
16:03What you doing here?
16:04Trying to buy a unit? What are you doing?
16:06Buying the units. I ain't trying.
16:08Ha.
16:10I'm going to buy a unit.
16:11You've been told, right?
16:12Told what?
16:13Who the king is?
16:15No.
16:16You just met him.
16:17They can call me King Ivy for a reason.
16:19We'll see about that.
16:21Hey.
16:25That guy's a joke.
16:30All right.
16:3310 by 20.
16:3510 by 20.
16:39Ivy, this reminds me of the very first fridge that you taught me not to open.
16:43Remember?
16:44It sure does.
16:45I'm not scared.
16:46Hold up a minute.
16:49Mmm.
16:51Oh.
16:52Oh.
16:53Oh.
16:55Oh.
16:56But I opened it anyway.
16:57You did.
16:57It wasn't that bad.
16:58You got lucky.
16:59I did.
17:01Uh, wow.
17:02This is a very dusty locker.
17:04It's a little chaotic in here, but it's mysterious.
17:08I do need a new fax machine.
17:10I wanted to go big, but I didn't necessarily want to go big and dirty.
17:15I prefer big and clean.
17:17I see a tricycle.
17:18I see a Kobe Bryant.
17:20I see a bunch of cobwebs.
17:21This unit's been here for a long time, bro.
17:24Even the dust is old in here.
17:26Dolls should not bid on this locker.
17:29Ever.
17:31Oh, a whole sectional couch there.
17:34Woo!
17:36Shelves, washers, dryers.
17:37Just a little bit more dust than I wanted to deal with.
17:40It's like a hundred sneezes in this locker.
17:42Maybe a thousand sneezes.
17:44All right, let's see what we have here.
17:46I already love this unit just because my grandma had the same exact rocking chair.
17:49This is worth money.
17:50Rocking chairs, they sell.
17:51Not only that, the bike can sell.
17:53The fridge always sells.
17:55Tables.
17:55I love furniture.
17:56I want this.
17:58I know you're going to bid on this one, Emilek.
18:00You swim, Emilek?
18:02I do.
18:02Oh, good.
18:03Not good, but I swim.
18:04I got to talk to you.
18:05Don't play with the devils.
18:06Monsters in that water, bro.
18:08Where?
18:09Shark.
18:11Whale.
18:11I love them.
18:12Huh?
18:12I love them.
18:13I chase them.
18:14I take photos of them.
18:15In the water?
18:15In the water.
18:16I go on a little dingy boat and chase and take photos.
18:19That shit, man.
18:20You can't...
18:22What if a whale just came?
18:23You ain't nothing but what?
18:24Okay, but listen, that's...
18:2537 pounds.
18:26Okay, but if that's...
18:27We don't know when our time is done.
18:29If that's the way I'm going to go out is by, like, with the whale, I'll take it.
18:32Just being next to it is good enough.
18:34Girl, you got...
18:35Oh, man.
18:36You a new breed.
18:38You a new breed of auction buyers.
18:40I'm scared of you.
18:42This girl out here chasing sharks in the water.
18:45She need holy water, America.
18:48Folks, a little tidbit on this unit here.
18:50It has been here since 2015.
18:53Ugh.
18:54I ain't been on no cobwebs.
18:55This is a 10 by 20 big unit.
18:59All right, there you go, 10 by 20.
19:00You know they got them black widows in there.
19:02Here we go.
19:02We're going to pay a big old 20-foot unit.
19:04Tell them.
19:04$100 bill.
19:05$100 here.
19:05$100 right there.
19:06$100.
19:07$200.
19:08$250.
19:09$300.
19:09$250.
19:09Every hand is being here.
19:10Oh, I'm black.
19:11$400.
19:11$400.
19:12$400.
19:15$400.
19:16$500.
19:16$500.
19:16Next lesson new girl.
19:18You bid me up.
19:19Now I'm going to bid you up.
19:20I just hope I don't end up with this dusty chunk.
19:22$500, $500 there.
19:23$5 a half.
19:24$500 there.
19:25$500.
19:25$600 there.
19:25$6 a half.
19:26$250.
19:26I've got $600.
19:27$650.
19:28$600.
19:28$550.
19:28How about that?
19:29$600 a $700.
19:30$600.
19:31$600.
19:32$600 a $500 a $ potentially has $600 a $88.
19:38The new kid in town.
19:40$600 a $500.
19:40$600 a $600 a $600.
19:40Lock it up.
19:41Welcome to heaven Emily.
19:46I might be tiny, but I'm mighty
19:58Let's see what shaky spear got over here
20:00I just read all these books and stuffs and he's supposed to help me out over here in Hemmings, you
20:06know shaky spit
20:07Come on boy. Let's go
20:09Bring bring bring
20:11Let's get it boy
20:13And look at here we got a old ragged-ass sleeping bag no money
20:17This is an ultimanator right here about 300 big ones right here boy brand new my car cracker use it
20:23They got a clock. That's telling you no time five-dollar clock ticky-tock
20:28This is a battery jumper nice condition. Let's say it's about 15 bucks, and you got a sealer
20:34Radiator sealer brand new hit me up on Facebook marketplace
20:38$5 Kenny do it style. Look at that boy. We got money money money
20:43Uh-oh. I swear to god. I hope this is a clarinetist. We let it be a clarinetist
20:49It's a clarinetist. I used to play one of these in school. Look at that boy
20:56I remember playing this with a clarinetist. You guys look in the window like this
21:27I'm gonna turn around and go
21:30Thou should not use powder on my
21:33Poetry comes in all forms world
21:40That's a roll or nothing. Okay, the rest of that is no money
21:45What you talking about boy? I can't take you with me man. Come on Kenny. Take me with your brother.
21:51No, I can't take you look like you eat too much
21:54Thou should not buy unit like this again. You got all kind of militian in his tunes here
22:07Bro, please be real
22:14He's not real look at that america. I would have had full smackaroon it said boy with the blue line
22:19and it says copy
22:22A cooler full of fake cash not right four hundred dollars
22:26Get your ass on.
22:28All right, what's this?
22:30Oh .
22:33What the hell?
22:35This one of them toy guns with pellets of .
22:39Look.
22:44Yeah, here's a paintball.
22:45I think it's about $200 for this here.
22:48What do we got here?
22:50Kind of heavy, what do you say?
22:51Some kind of book.
22:56Oh, I use this to cut my toenails.
22:58This might be a toenail clipper for dinosaurs.
23:02This one here, pull out people's teeth with this one.
23:04And this here, look like more toenail clippers.
23:08I don't know what the hell is it?
23:10Airpong?
23:12Get the tallywacker working.
23:15This is called All Purpose Blend Organic Bonsai Saw.
23:21So that what this is, Bonsai Tool.
23:24That's from Clipping Trees.
23:26But yeah, I think this is something to go get looked at
23:29at a real tree master around here.
23:31The Bonsai!
23:33Cool.
23:34Yo, Shakespeare had doubled me my monies.
23:44I'm hyped up and hydrated.
23:46Let's do this, Hemet.
23:54All right, let's start with this vintage washing machine set.
23:59Avanti.
23:59Never heard of you, Avanti.
24:01Okay, so we got the dryer here.
24:04Yeah, this is the washing machine.
24:06I could get $75 for the pair.
24:09Let's see where we're going on vacation.
24:11I bet it's a Hemet.
24:12And this is actually pretty good shape.
24:14Oh, cute vintage linens.
24:17All right, $20 for the linen.
24:19$30 suitcase.
24:21Another suitcase!
24:23All right.
24:24Purse City.
24:26And the suitcase, 40 bucks.
24:30Man, I am really stacking these suitcases.
24:33Hell, I could start my own baggage claim.
24:38It's like nesting dolls with suitcases.
24:41$50 for the pair.
24:43A little folding, portable desk.
24:46That's kind of cool.
24:4750 bucks.
24:49Okay.
24:52Okay.
24:53There's a murder knife in this box.
24:56You know what?
24:57I'm not going to sell this knife because I just feel like that's playing with the devil.
25:03So, I'm going to dispose of it.
25:09I do have my box cutter in my car.
25:11That's not very useful.
25:13God, if only I had something sharp to open this box.
25:19Well, I guess I could just use it just for a little bit.
25:22Just to open up a box.
25:29Oh, it's sharp.
25:31Ooh, she cuts through tape like butter.
25:34Okay.
25:37Oh, look, it's the Fisher-Price xylophone thing.
25:40I used to have this.
25:51Never had one lesson.
25:53Vintage toy.
25:5450 bucks.
25:55I have to say this murder knife has really come in handy.
25:58We got some cool vintage glassware.
26:02This whole box.
26:03$200.
26:04See?
26:05Now we're getting somewhere.
26:07Okay.
26:07Now let's go shopping.
26:09Let's go shopping at Grandma's Attic.
26:11Copyright.
26:13Grandma's Attic is located at 415 A Sierra Highway.
26:16Come on down.
26:18American auctioneers.
26:20I'm seeing some stuff from the 90s.
26:23A couple of Y2K pieces.
26:25I'm going to say $100 on this clothing rack.
26:28I feel like I'm getting to the good stuff, actually.
26:30It's like a leather jacket.
26:33Sweet, sweet 80s.
26:35Please cue the German-inspired death leather murder knife fashion show.
26:54That's...
26:59Oh my god.
27:01That's so creepy.
27:03Does everyone hear that?
27:05Let me find the haunted music box so I can stab it with my murder knife.
27:12Huh.
27:13Oh, well, this...
27:14Here's the haunted music box.
27:16Oh, hang on.
27:17I see a hinge.
27:19It's a lighter.
27:20It's like a music carousel lighter globe.
27:24I'm going to say this is probably from the 50s or 60s.
27:27And...
27:28You know what?
27:29Actually, this is probably a cigarette dispenser.
27:32What's this?
27:34Another globe.
27:37There's still a cigarette in there.
27:39Oh my god.
27:39Make sure there's nothing hiding back here.
27:42Oh, there is something hiding back here.
27:44Okay.
27:51Okay, I definitely have a set of something kind of special.
27:55This...
27:58This is like a cigarette dispensing with an airplane motif.
28:03This definitely goes with the globe cigarette stuff.
28:08I got to find like a professional cigarette tour or just like maybe a chain smoker.
28:14Someone that can tell me what this is worth.
28:17Well, I'd say I cleaned up and hem it and now I have to clean this up.
28:21That's a shame.
28:34Banzai!
28:37Jason, what's up, bro?
28:39Kenny.
28:39I came here told you about some tools I found in a unit.
28:43Oh, okay.
28:44I'm shaking off Shakespeare and taking my Banzai stuff to Jason Chan's peaceful garden at Easton
28:51Leaf.
28:52My zen energy should really complement this joint.
28:57This one here.
28:58Oh, yeah.
28:59Well, that's a good brand.
29:00Oh, yeah?
29:00Yeah, it's from Japan.
29:02Money!
29:03Okay, let's take a look.
29:04Yeah, these are nice tools.
29:05Yeah?
29:05They should look almost new.
29:07So we got tweezers here.
29:09This is a knob cutter.
29:10We've got some shears and this is like for big branches.
29:12So this is pretty much a complete toolkit for doing anything for Banzai.
29:15You can really feel the weight of it.
29:16So it's really nice quality.
29:18And if you listen to this, I know it's hard to tell because you don't have anything to compare
29:21it with, but if you kind of clip this one a little bit, you can hear how precise it
29:25is.
29:25You know you're being clipped right here, but I bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.
29:30Yeah.
29:30What else you got?
29:31I got this here right here.
29:33Oh, cool.
29:34Well, this is interesting.
29:35Let's see what this is.
29:38Okay.
29:38This is an Ikebana kit.
29:39Ikebana is the Japanese art of floral arrangement.
29:42So this one's used for cutting stems.
29:44I want to know what that thing there for.
29:46This one right here?
29:47Yeah.
29:47That looks like a mister.
29:48A who?
29:49Like what mister?
29:50Mr. Miyagi?
29:51A mister, like a water mister.
29:52Oh.
29:53Yeah.
29:53So just kind of go like this.
29:54So you can suck up the water.
29:56All right.
29:56Dig it.
29:57I'd say that the nicest thing in this set is probably this.
30:00This is a really nice knife.
30:01That's really nice.
30:02So you got an Ikebana kit and a nice antique case there.
30:05That's pretty nice.
30:06Let's see what this pot is.
30:07All right.
30:07Oh, it is a bonsai pot.
30:09You can tell because you got a drainage hole here on the bottom.
30:12If they don't drain, then it'll start to collect there and the roots will rot and then
30:17the tree will slowly.
30:17Almost like drowning.
30:18Yeah, basically.
30:19Oh, yeah, bro.
30:20Leave that water alone.
30:21That water ain't no joke.
30:23Even the plants get drowned around you, bro.
30:25But I can tell just by holding it that it's a pretty good quality pot.
30:28So tell me about your giddy up here, bro.
30:31Would you say a lot of people starting to get involved in this kind of way?
30:34Lately in the last 10 years, I've seen a lot of young people really get into bonsai.
30:37So, like, how I learned about it was from the Karate Kid.
30:41Mr. Miyake used to say that, you know, it completes his mind thought.
30:46You know what I mean?
30:47Yeah.
30:47Well, a lot of people have been getting into bonsai just because of kind of, like, the meditative
30:52qualities of it.
30:52Yeah.
30:52I find that when I'm working on it, you kind of forget kind of the troubles of the outside
30:56world.
30:57And I think in the Karate Kid, that was kind of the principle behind that as well, right?
31:00You know what makes me forget about the troubles of the outside world?
31:04M-O-N-E-Y.
31:07All right.
31:08Now we're getting to the big nitty gritty here.
31:10This whole little kit right here, what would you price that at?
31:14So this pot would probably fetch you at an auction, maybe about $250.
31:21Get the hell!
31:22Sorry, plants.
31:24And $200 for him?
31:26Yeah, it's a nice pot.
31:27I'm about to do a cartwheel between your plants.
31:29Okay, this is the Ikebana kit.
31:31This case is pretty cool.
31:33The thing I like the most about this is this knife.
31:36It's a really good quality knife.
31:37And then we got your bonsai tool kit.
31:38So this one...
31:39Now, that's the Ancha Malata.
31:41Yeah, this one's made in Japan, almost mint quality, made from a reputable manufacturer.
31:46And I thought it was a big person toenail kit.
31:49That's where it goes.
31:50I didn't like it because I was, like, thinking about my toes right now.
31:53Oh, this thing will take off your whole tub.
31:54This is heat.
31:56But this is a great kit.
31:57Okay, so grand total on everything together, I'd say it's about $900.
32:06That's what I'm talking about, dog.
32:08You gave me history.
32:10The only thing left to do now is give a plant a haircut.
32:13All right, let's go find your tree.
32:14All right, let's go.
32:22All right, $600.
32:24See if that was worth it.
32:27Whew.
32:29Wow.
32:30Talk about spider webs.
32:32All righty, what do I see here?
32:35Oh, it's an old television.
32:36Oh, wait, this is so cool.
32:39Look at this.
32:40It's new in the box and a collectible.
32:42It's a baseball team, Seattle Mariners.
32:45At least $100.
32:47What do we have here?
32:49Dust pan.
32:50Ironic.
32:52Got some nonstick cookware.
32:54Brand new in box.
32:55At least $65.
32:57We got a bike.
32:58Honestly, it's not in bad condition at all.
33:01Oh, and it's a Roadmaster.
33:02That's a quality bike.
33:03$150.
33:04Cleaned up.
33:05Look who we have here.
33:07VHS tapes.
33:08Okay, I love this.
33:09And these are all sealed, too.
33:11People don't see value.
33:12I see the value in them.
33:14And I know that there's a lot of people that do.
33:16These sell, especially because they're brand new.
33:18All right, we got another rack of VHSs right here.
33:21Wow.
33:22Oh, wow, these are all sealed as well.
33:24Both of these can go for $60.
33:27I love this grandma chair.
33:29Especially because my grandma had it.
33:30That's why I called it the grandma chair.
33:31And these definitely sell.
33:33Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
33:34Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
33:36Honestly, it's in such nice condition, too.
33:38It doesn't even need to be fixed up or anything.
33:40Maybe just cleaned off.
33:42I'm already becoming this lady.
33:43I'm already ready for it.
33:44I'm so ready for this.
33:46I already coupon.
33:48I already think I could be a good neighborhood watch.
33:50This will sell.
33:51Easy $75.
33:52Bunch of chairs.
33:56Got another chair.
33:59More chairs.
34:04That set itself.
34:05Painted and cleaned up.
34:0780 bucks.
34:08$10 each.
34:09So that's $20.
34:10Another $10 each.
34:12That's $40 right there.
34:13That's great for all those chairs.
34:14For all that work I just did.
34:16Got a nice table.
34:19And it's definitely solid wood.
34:21This is in really good condition.
34:22It's at least worth $150.
34:25It's nice.
34:28We got a winner.
34:30We got a Super 8.
34:31I love Super 8s.
34:32These are so in right now, too.
34:34$200.
34:35Universal Studios Best Actress.
34:38It says it's from 1987.
34:40And I want to thank the Dotsons and the city of Hemet
34:43for letting me buy this locker.
34:48I wonder what's in the fridge right here.
34:50Let's see.
34:51Do I even...
34:52Do I even want to know?
34:53Oh.
34:56Okay.
34:57It's a bit dirty, but it's not bad.
34:59Bridges always sell.
35:00At least $100.
35:02Well, this is my first time in Hemet.
35:04I made some friends.
35:05I made an enemy.
35:07Made a mess of myself.
35:08And I made some money.
35:10And I'm ready to do this all over again.
35:17I'm off to see Bridget Connelly at After Hours Vintage Boutique.
35:20Is this After Hours?
35:22It sure is.
35:23Hi.
35:24You know that old saying, y'all.
35:25Where there's smoke, there's a buyer.
35:28Wow.
35:29This is nice.
35:30So I'm Lisa.
35:32Hi, I'm Bridget.
35:33Nice to meet you.
35:34Nice to meet you.
35:34And?
35:35Who's that?
35:36This is Gidget.
35:38Gidget and Bridget.
35:42She's perfect.
35:43She's got a fur baby with a rhyming name.
35:47I can definitely trust this woman.
35:49This place is amazing.
35:50It's like Mad Men.
35:53I love the movie Casino.
35:55I always kind of wished I was a kept mob wife.
35:58That wouldn't be so bad.
36:00So this is my collection.
36:01Amazing.
36:02So I brought some things for you to examine and share your thoughts.
36:08Okay, there's this.
36:10Okay.
36:10Should we start with this piece?
36:11Oh, yeah.
36:12So it's just a cigarette holder.
36:14It looks like it's from the Art Deco period.
36:16So I'd guess it was probably from the 40s.
36:19So back in the day when people would throw parties, they would offer cigarettes to their guests like this.
36:24And then this guy.
36:26If I were to guess what year it's from, I'd say probably the 50s.
36:30Back in the day it used to be a music box.
36:32Oh.
36:33Back in the day.
36:34Back in the now.
36:35Yeah, I guess it's still working.
36:37What song is it playing Bridget?
36:39I think that's Beyonce.
36:42And then this piece right here.
36:45This is so great.
36:47Wow.
36:47Look at that.
36:48Reminds me of a Bloomin' Onion.
36:50Yeah, it does.
36:51Kind of.
36:52So this is cool.
36:53So you have your little cigarettes just nestled in these little holders.
36:57Oh my gosh.
36:58What era is this one from?
37:00I would guess this is from the 50s.
37:02Cool.
37:02It looks a little bit more modern.
37:04The fact that it pops up like that, the mechanism in there looks more advanced.
37:08Okay.
37:08Great.
37:09And then these are all together.
37:11So somebody was a fan of the smoke arts.
37:15It looks like it's got an alabaster base that should light up if it still works.
37:19Oh my gosh, so cool.
37:20Oh, awesome.
37:21It lights up!
37:22This is also in the style of Art Deco, I guess from the chrome, it's from the 50s.
37:28The airlines used to give these away to aviation officials that were higher ranking.
37:34What?
37:35That's so crazy.
37:36And so they would have them in their offices and use them as marketing for the airlines.
37:41Wow.
37:41It's such a cool piece.
37:43I love this.
37:44Everything's for sale, Bridget.
37:45I'm racking up the value in my head.
37:47Okay, great.
37:48Well, speaking of, are you going to light up my profits or are you going to extinguish
37:54my hopes and dreams?
37:56Um, so with the condition of all the pieces and considering the rarity of the items, you've
38:05got a pretty good haul here.
38:06Everything together, I'd say $1,400.
38:11$1,400?
38:13Mm-hmm.
38:13That's a lot.
38:14All right.
38:15This calls for a drink.
38:16It's cocktail hour.
38:17Let's do it.
38:30I brought my festive train to the head elf himself.
38:33Where is this guy?
38:35Where is he at?
38:37Hopefully, he tells me something that fills me with Christmas cheer.
38:40Hey, Santa.
38:41Ho, ho, ho.
38:43My jingles.
38:44Heidi, how have you been?
38:45I'm good.
38:45I haven't seen you since you were a little boy.
38:47Yeah, that was a long, long time ago.
38:49You've gotten bigger.
38:50Yeah.
38:51What do you got here for me?
38:53Stuff.
38:54I'm always getting stuff.
38:55Oh, my goodness.
38:55Oh, my jingles.
38:56I haven't seen one of these in a very long time.
38:59This could be older than me.
39:00It might be.
39:02I've grabbed these before and they just crumble in my hands.
39:04Mm-hmm.
39:04So when this one didn't crumble, I already knew.
39:06Good item.
39:06Old item.
39:07That's two great things right there.
39:09This is really nice.
39:10You know, this is made out of the same thing they make those milk cartons out of.
39:13Polyethylene.
39:14They blow mold these things.
39:15They can take a big bubble of that stuff and they blow it into a mold.
39:19You can see this?
39:20That's where the mold splits apart.
39:21Oh, so it's two pieces together.
39:23Yes, sir.
39:24They have to glue them together with heat.
39:26Ah.
39:26Because nothing will glue polyethylene.
39:28Look at the detail on these things.
39:30Hand painted.
39:31You'd think they were silkscreened or anything, but they're hand painted.
39:33Santa's even got the right color eyes.
39:35They sure do.
39:36Got the rosy red cheeks.
39:37Mm-hmm.
39:38When they sit outside, the one problem is where the plastic is exposed with white spots,
39:43the sun degrades them.
39:44Okay.
39:44That's why there's not very many of these left around.
39:46It's in such good shape, it looks like it's been stored indoors since 1972.
39:51These things light up.
39:53They've got little lights inside.
39:54Let's see if it works.
39:55Let's see.
39:58And let there be light.
39:59Ooh.
40:00Now that's pretty sweet.
40:01Lit up like Rudolph's nose.
40:04Who said the spirit of Christmas is dead?
40:06Ho, ho, ho.
40:06I got a question for you.
40:08Shoot.
40:09Where does Santa keep his money?
40:11I keep my money in a snowbank.
40:13A snowbank.
40:17Well, Santa, speaking of bank.
40:19Yes, sir.
40:20How much can I put in my bank after I sell these?
40:22Well, this is in incredible shape for being 53 years old.
40:27It's got very little paint scratches on it.
40:30The plastic's all in really good shape.
40:32Oh, it's got to be...
40:35I'd say around $1,200.
40:42$1,200?
40:43Thank you, Santa.
40:44Merry Christmas.
40:44Merry Christmas to you, too.
40:46Santa, I got one more question for you.
40:47Mm-hmm.
40:48Have I been naughty or nice?
40:50You should check with Wendy, your wife.
40:51Okay.
40:54Ivy Calvin lit up the competition, amassing a $3,000 ho-ho haul.
41:02Lisa Delarios' secondhand smoke score cut her a cool $1,400.
41:10Kenny Crosley let slip the dogs of storage worms, earning over $1,300 greenbacks.
41:18While newcomer Emily Pecoy left the auction sitting pretty.
41:26Bonsai!
41:27Oh, I got this.
41:36You can prune it, Kenny.
41:38Kenny, prune it.
41:43Water thy plants as thy water thyself.
41:48All right, what are you gonna pay for the Bonsai tools?
41:51$400, $400, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500, $500.
41:57If you need another cutter, Grandma's attic is always open.
42:03Boy growing fast, huh?
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