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Warren decides to give up his dream of becoming a comedian and returns to his hometown for a normal job. However, an encounter with an old flame forces him to choose between her and his aspirations.
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00:00:05Sun. Earth to Warren. Come in. I see that you've located my car, but have you located my toolbox?
00:00:22Warren. Earth to Warren. Come in, Warren. Sun, this is the base station speaking. How long
00:00:32does it take to locate my toolbox? Oh, hi, Evelyn. Have you seen my toolbox? Evelyn, did you
00:00:43take my toolbox? Warren. Yes, Dad, I see your toolbox. He found it. He found it. He found
00:00:53it, Evelyn. You can go back in the house, you know.
00:01:12There's your toolbox. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Is that flashlight in here? No, I don't know.
00:01:24You taking that desk? Yeah, it was my father's. My father's desk. Well, it looks a little worn
00:01:30out. Well, yeah. But it's the only thing I have to remember him by, and I want to take
00:01:36it to my new place. The thing's like 200 years old. Yeah. Well, you've got a lot of work to
00:01:46do on that thing, huh? Yeah, we do. We have a lot of work to do. We do. We do.
00:01:57We do.
00:02:00We do.
00:02:00No way!
00:02:30For a sentimental reason
00:02:36I hope to be with you
00:02:43I'll give you my heart
00:02:46I'll give you my heart
00:02:49I'll give you my heart
00:02:52I'll give you my heart
00:03:00Hey, honey
00:03:03How you doing?
00:03:04I'm good, how are you?
00:03:06Good
00:03:07Oh, gosh
00:03:13He's just trying to savor every last bit of this place
00:03:16I hope you're not doing that
00:03:19Me? No, Rob's coming to get me
00:03:20To get back to the city
00:03:22Good
00:03:23They should have turned this place down years ago
00:03:30I think of you every morning
00:03:38Dream of you every night
00:03:43I thought you had cleared this all out
00:03:50I can't believe it
00:03:52Here you are
00:03:53I don't
00:03:54This song
00:03:56What?
00:03:57This...
00:03:59Song
00:04:01We were dancing to this song when this photo was taken
00:04:05This is funny, look
00:04:06Look
00:04:09Well, I said we're cutting the cake
00:04:14You look so beautiful
00:04:17Oh, you look good too
00:04:30You remember?
00:04:31Of course I remember
00:04:32It was a beautiful wedding
00:04:34And?
00:04:35And?
00:04:36We were...
00:04:36We were in love
00:04:37We were in love
00:04:38This is our song
00:04:39Okay, alright
00:04:39Look...
00:04:40Come on, don't stop
00:04:41No, no, no, look, look, look, look
00:04:42The lawyer really...
00:04:43It's alright, the lawyer...
00:04:45The music's not even over
00:04:46You want...
00:04:48I didn't come over to dance, please
00:04:50Finish the...
00:04:51What for?
00:04:52Just the...
00:04:52Just the...
00:04:53Jack, why do you...
00:04:55It's one song, honey
00:04:57It's the song
00:04:59I love you all
00:05:00I love you all
00:05:02I love you all
00:05:02I fight the match
00:05:05YEAH
00:05:27Alright.
00:05:37Insane.
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:44Yo!
00:05:45What is up with the orange fencing?
00:05:47It's a tear down, Rob. They put orange fencing around you?
00:05:50They do! If I get too wasted at the bar.
00:05:52Oh yeah?
00:05:53Look at all this crap.
00:05:54You just made my room into like a storage closet or something.
00:05:58Look at this. It's Emma.
00:06:00Give me that.
00:06:01She was your salami.
00:06:02No, give me that.
00:06:04Salami.
00:06:05I know what it is.
00:06:06Give me that.
00:06:07It's Nichi's girl.
00:06:08Nichi?
00:06:09Nietzsche.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:11Well, she was.
00:06:14Come on, let's go. Pack up.
00:06:15Alright, calm it down. You're not rushing me to get to work.
00:06:19Can I have my stuff, please?
00:06:21There it is.
00:06:22Well, just...
00:06:23What?
00:06:24Yeah, just make me the bad guy.
00:06:26If the shoe fits.
00:06:30I've given you my heart.
00:06:41You should get on stage with us tonight, man.
00:06:43You know, for old times sake or whatever.
00:06:47I gotta get out of this town.
00:06:49It's killing me.
00:06:51You've been saying that for years.
00:06:52What's here?
00:06:54Oh.
00:06:55I'm here.
00:06:58You know me, I'm...
00:07:00I'm a shit.
00:07:02All I'm saying is that I just think it's nice when everybody gets together once in a while.
00:07:08Once in a while?
00:07:10Jack, you call me three times a week.
00:07:12What part of divorce do you not understand?
00:07:13And please, Jack, it's been five years.
00:07:16Just sign the paperwork so we can all get on with our lot.
00:07:20What are you doing, smoking?
00:07:22Hey, Mrs. Cavaney.
00:07:23Jack.
00:07:24Jack.
00:07:24Bob, hi.
00:07:25Hey.
00:07:27You know, I've been telling you since fifth grade, you can call me Claire.
00:07:30Okay, Claire.
00:07:32This guy.
00:07:32Sweetie, I gotta go back to the city.
00:07:34Okay.
00:07:34I'm rehearsing with my fourth grader, Stephanie.
00:07:36Oh, good.
00:07:37Great.
00:07:37You mean it's Greek play time again?
00:07:39You know, I always wanted to play Poseidon.
00:07:42What do you think?
00:07:44Did you ever even go to one of my plays?
00:07:49Look.
00:07:53Let's go.
00:07:54Look, getting back to what you were saying, I mean, don't you think it's better for us?
00:07:58I mean, for everybody to get together.
00:08:01Jack, you can take your signs out to dinner as much as you want.
00:08:04I'm just kidding.
00:08:06Please.
00:08:08Just sign the papers.
00:08:10Okay, I'll get right on it.
00:08:16Nice car.
00:08:17Nice and new.
00:08:2040.
00:08:22Bye.
00:08:30Is your mom seeing someone?
00:08:33What, like a therapist?
00:08:35No, like...
00:08:38Seeing someone.
00:08:39Rob, dude.
00:08:40What?
00:08:41What is that?
00:08:42What?
00:08:42That's just...
00:08:43Dude.
00:08:44No, I mean, she's kind of, you know, seeing a younger guy.
00:08:47I don't know.
00:08:50That is fantastic.
00:08:52Come on.
00:08:53That's...
00:08:53It's weird.
00:08:55Why is that weird?
00:08:56I think it's weird.
00:08:57Shut up.
00:08:58Here comes your...
00:08:58Oh.
00:09:00Hey, pops.
00:09:01Hey.
00:09:03Um, tell me.
00:09:04What do you think?
00:09:05I mean, you think mom's seeing somebody.
00:09:13You said you wouldn't be here.
00:09:19Perched upon your own chair.
00:09:25Watching water fall out.
00:09:29The last time I came home.
00:09:36There's a dead spot in the carpet.
00:09:43Lonely autumn carport.
00:09:47If it's whiskey, I'm the long port.
00:09:52Hey, look at this.
00:09:54What?
00:09:55This?
00:09:55These?
00:09:56Do you ever get lost in your house?
00:09:58Look at that tree.
00:09:59I mean, how did that tree get there?
00:10:01I'm sure it was planted.
00:10:02Probably planted.
00:10:03Do you want to get high?
00:10:04You brought Sheila on my couch.
00:10:05It's a broke compartment.
00:10:07Hey, Karen.
00:10:08There's an iPhone app.
00:10:09You got an iPhone app for your house?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:11It's like good and evil.
00:10:12Got tired of fighting.
00:10:13They decided to sip the cocktails and shack it up on the front lawn.
00:10:16It was a better option.
00:10:17Don't eat that thing.
00:10:18They got a Wednesday night thing?
00:10:20Yeah, they stick to a schedule.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:23That's what my old man says keeps marriages together, man.
00:10:27Yeah.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:57You got to pump it.
00:10:59Pump it.
00:11:01You got to tamp it.
00:11:02You got to tamp it.
00:11:04You cock it.
00:11:06Cock it.
00:11:07Then you got to flow it.
00:11:09Blow it.
00:11:10Blow it.
00:11:10Blow it.
00:11:11Okay?
00:11:11You got to steam it.
00:11:13Steam it.
00:11:14Steam.
00:11:14You listen to this, Rob?
00:11:15You're going to be working here soon.
00:11:16I just drink it, man.
00:11:17I'm not going to make that stuff.
00:11:19What are you doing?
00:11:20Rob.
00:11:21Why are you here all the time?
00:11:23Get out from behind the counter.
00:11:25Caroline.
00:11:28Despite these ugly words you utter, you still look absolutely exquisite today.
00:11:33Affliction.
00:11:35Yeah, have him take the boat.
00:11:36I really don't care.
00:11:37Don't forget to mop.
00:11:39You're closing tonight.
00:11:41Okay, Caroline.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:42That's good.
00:11:43No, have him do that.
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Have him, have him, have him bring him over.
00:11:48I don't care.
00:11:49I'll have, no, hang on to that one.
00:11:51Hang on to that one.
00:11:51Which one do you want?
00:11:52All right.
00:11:53No, we'll do a, you want that?
00:11:56Yeah, okay.
00:11:56Have him do that one.
00:11:57Have him take there.
00:11:59Have him take that one.
00:12:00Have him take that one.
00:12:01Yeah, I'll have him take that one.
00:12:02Put that one out as this.
00:12:03Put that one.
00:12:04I got a biscotti.
00:12:05I got a five of the six of the biscotti.
00:12:06I got a five of the biscotti.
00:12:06I got a five of the biscotti.
00:12:07I got an espresso.
00:12:09Oh, the whole menu.
00:12:10All right.
00:12:10What is he pointing to now?
00:12:11Where is he going?
00:12:12Do you want the painting?
00:12:13You want the photo.
00:12:14The biscotti.
00:12:14Yeah, okay.
00:12:15Perfect.
00:12:15That's how we'll do it.
00:12:16Leave it like that.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:22What can I get for in this?
00:12:23You see?
00:12:25Look in.
00:12:27It's just like oh my god.
00:12:39Oh man.
00:12:45You can see a lot of food.
00:12:49What does it matter?
00:12:49A snake.
00:12:50You can see a snake.
00:12:51I'm a princess.
00:12:53Why are you in this?
00:12:53Yes, I'm a princess.
00:12:53So did I dream about you and all they had been lost
00:13:00Before somebody sees me all they couldn't be gone
00:13:12Mopping?
00:13:14I could never get you to do that.
00:13:17Ah, yeah.
00:13:19I thought you were in New York.
00:13:21I thought you'd be in L.A.
00:13:24I'm not.
00:13:27You look great.
00:13:29Thanks.
00:13:31I moved here for a job.
00:13:38I'm gonna marry you.
00:13:43I'm gonna marry you.
00:13:44I'm gonna marry the shit out of you.
00:13:46I'm gonna marry the shit out of you.
00:13:48Laura.
00:13:50I was, um, saying that I was gonna go.
00:13:53Well, how's your mom doing?
00:13:56My mom.
00:13:56Shit, I don't know.
00:13:57I haven't seen you in, what, seven years?
00:13:59It's five years?
00:14:00Five.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02That's a lot.
00:14:03That's in the mom zone.
00:14:05I don't even know what that means.
00:14:07It's a saying.
00:14:09I've never heard that saying.
00:14:12Well, that's a good one.
00:14:14It's just good to know where you work.
00:14:15Yeah, it's, you look great.
00:14:20He said that.
00:14:23Good to see you again.
00:14:30Good to see you, too.
00:14:32You're playing.
00:14:33Do you know how to play?
00:14:34Shut up.
00:14:34What are you doing?
00:14:35Shut up.
00:14:35This is your first time playing pinball?
00:14:37It's so cool.
00:14:39Children play this better than you.
00:14:40All right, we'll show you.
00:14:41You can't half-ass that shit, man.
00:14:42You gotta go full-blown ass.
00:14:46Damn.
00:14:46That's an extra ball.
00:14:47That's an extra ball.
00:14:48Extra ball for you, buddy.
00:14:49Hey, Warren, man, where were you?
00:14:51We could have had a reunion show tonight.
00:14:52Yeah, I told him the crowd loved us.
00:14:54Oh, yeah.
00:14:54What do you need me for, then?
00:14:55What, is, uh, slinging coffee getting in the way of all this?
00:14:58What?
00:14:59What's wrong with you?
00:15:01Emma came to the shop tonight.
00:15:03No way.
00:15:04I thought she was living in New York.
00:15:05I did, too.
00:15:07And she's engaged.
00:15:08Spader, go to the bar right now and get us some Bruce's stat.
00:15:11Bruce's?
00:15:12No, I'm good.
00:15:12Nobody says Bruce's for beer.
00:15:14I'm gonna get three geese, a gander of geese.
00:15:15Geese's?
00:15:16Why do you say multiple geese's?
00:15:17Yeah, geese's.
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:18No, I'm good.
00:15:18Come on, we're getting hammered, then we're gonna go to Tommy's bar.
00:15:21What, so we can talk about high school all night?
00:15:22Yes!
00:15:23No, no.
00:15:24Rob, can I have my keys, please?
00:15:28Just one shot and a beer.
00:15:30No.
00:15:30Just do one bomb with us.
00:15:31One bomb.
00:15:32Three bombs, Dan.
00:15:33Three!
00:15:33Let me have my keys.
00:15:37I'll have to lie down for you, man.
00:15:38That's cute.
00:15:39That's very sweet.
00:15:39That is sweet.
00:15:40See, you got a new girlfriend already.
00:15:41Spader, you gotta tighten this tie on, man.
00:15:43There could be some future plans, okay?
00:15:44You're good, sir?
00:15:44All right?
00:15:45No, I doubt it.
00:15:46I don't.
00:15:46Heart, you guys.
00:15:47See ya.
00:15:48All right.
00:16:17I'm going to go.
00:16:56Here, one for you, one for me.
00:16:59Do you remember us? Bye.
00:17:05Thanks.
00:17:09Bye, Warren.
00:17:11Bye.
00:17:28You can pick it up right here.
00:17:31Oh, God.
00:17:33Oh, you.
00:17:34Oh, no.
00:17:35Warren!
00:17:42What's up, man?
00:17:44Hey, man.
00:17:47What are you doing?
00:17:48Watching the Cubs game.
00:17:50I thought me, uh, letting you stay here was kind of like a thing to help you get a job
00:17:54in the city.
00:17:56Yeah, I know.
00:17:59Oh, my gosh.
00:18:00Oh, hang on.
00:18:03Hey, Copley.
00:18:08Hey.
00:18:08Forget?
00:18:10Uh, yeah, sorry about that.
00:18:11No, no.
00:18:12About the other night.
00:18:14What about it?
00:18:15We wanted you there.
00:18:18I haven't been on a stage in years, man.
00:18:20Yeah, well, you should be.
00:18:21You're good.
00:18:23A lot of people are good.
00:18:24Yeah, look.
00:18:25Get out of your head.
00:18:27Get on the stage.
00:18:29I'll think about it.
00:18:30There's a $50 late fee, you know?
00:18:33Yeah, yeah.
00:18:33I'll figure it out.
00:18:34Yeah, it's what you say every month.
00:18:42Come on, Dossinsky!
00:18:45Where are you looking?
00:18:46Where are you looking?
00:18:47Web on the ground!
00:18:48Web on the ground!
00:18:49How long have you been a shortstop?
00:18:52Good God, it's the hot pocket.
00:18:54You're cold.
00:18:54Ice cold.
00:18:55Pull him!
00:18:56Pull him out of...
00:18:58No, honey.
00:18:59No, no, no, no.
00:19:00No, back up.
00:19:00I think it was already ready.
00:19:02No, it was too high on the side.
00:19:03Little side, down, teeny a bit, teeny a bit, teeny a bit, teeny a bit, teeny a bit.
00:19:06Okay, what do you want to?
00:19:08Because it looks fine.
00:19:09No, a little low on this side.
00:19:10Low on that side?
00:19:11Just a little.
00:19:11There, there, there, there.
00:19:12Freeze!
00:19:12What is this?
00:19:14What is this, circles?
00:19:16Yes, it's circles.
00:19:17It's life.
00:19:18It's the circle of life.
00:19:20It's the rebirth of the soul.
00:19:21It feels good, okay?
00:19:23Okay.
00:19:27Hey, here you are.
00:19:28Hey, Sammy, how are you?
00:19:29Circle of life, 25,000.
00:19:30That's how I am.
00:19:31Oh, wow.
00:19:32Oh, you're sad.
00:19:34You're sad.
00:19:35I'm not sad.
00:19:35There you are.
00:19:36Now, come on, just tell us.
00:19:37She just walked in?
00:19:39Yeah, she just walked in.
00:19:40I haven't seen her in five years.
00:19:42Oh, my God, Sammy, you should see this girl.
00:19:44She is beautiful.
00:19:45Not over the top, just beautiful.
00:19:48So, look, then she's nothing like you.
00:19:51That's right.
00:19:53Hi!
00:19:55So, how's your painting going?
00:19:58She stopped painting.
00:19:59No!
00:20:00Yo, are we doing this shit?
00:20:02Hey!
00:20:03Hey, hey, watch your mouth.
00:20:05Brush your teeth with that mouth, huh?
00:20:07If you're coming out, will you please wear a coat?
00:20:09Mom, I just want that cold out.
00:20:11It's cold-ish.
00:20:13Dude, put a coat on.
00:20:15Okay!
00:20:15All right.
00:20:16Take it easy.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Hey, sis.
00:20:21Jeez.
00:20:22I don't know how you guys deal with it.
00:20:23With great difficulty, my friend.
00:20:26Yo, we need to swing by Reggie's house.
00:20:28Reggie?
00:20:29Reggie who?
00:20:30Lindsey?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:30No.
00:20:32What do you mean?
00:20:32What are you talking about?
00:20:33Why?
00:20:34What?
00:20:34How do you even know that guy?
00:20:35He's my age.
00:20:36I'm not swinging my younger brother by a drug dealer's house.
00:20:38Whatever, dude.
00:20:41Look, will you just trust me?
00:20:43Hey, what are you doing?
00:20:44Give me that shit.
00:20:45It's the last one, man.
00:20:46Shut up.
00:20:47Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:20:51Let's fucking drive.
00:20:54Grow up, dude.
00:20:58Don't be an idiot.
00:20:59Shut up.
00:21:05So, my friend's dad, he just got a Porsche.
00:21:08Are you kidding me?
00:21:09Like, the Porsche I have?
00:21:10Yep.
00:21:111962, 356 notch pack?
00:21:13No.
00:21:13You know that I used to go back and forth to Mexico in that car?
00:21:16Easy on the Mexico stories, Dad.
00:21:18Hey, all right.
00:21:20I was quite the hombre.
00:21:21That thing could go back and forth to Mexico?
00:21:22Yeah, of course.
00:21:24Zoom, zoom, zoom.
00:21:25Great moves.
00:21:26Back and forth.
00:21:27If it hadn't have been for a certain snowstorm, I would have never met your mother and you wouldn't
00:21:31be born.
00:21:32You wouldn't be here.
00:21:33I would be in Mexico dancing with some señoritas, okay?
00:21:36Oh, my gosh.
00:21:37I thought you guys met at a party.
00:21:41I'm packing up that Porsche.
00:21:43I'm ready to go down to Mexico.
00:21:44I'm ready to start up my own trading business, right?
00:21:46And then suddenly, it starts snowing.
00:21:48It starts coming down like hammer handles and pickups.
00:21:50It's five feet in front of you.
00:21:52It's a mess.
00:21:53I got performance tires on the car.
00:21:55I don't have regular tires.
00:21:56Sure.
00:21:57And the salt, I figure, is going to mess up the job.
00:21:59Yeah?
00:21:59The job?
00:22:00Mm-hmm.
00:22:00Pay a charge.
00:22:01Oh.
00:22:01So, I'm not going anywhere.
00:22:04I'm not driving, man.
00:22:05No.
00:22:05Go back inside the house and I sit down and suddenly the phone rings.
00:22:09Guess who it is?
00:22:11How do we know?
00:22:13It's a crazy Aunt Rose.
00:22:14She calls me up telling me that she's going to have a party in a blizzard and for me to
00:22:20get my butt over there.
00:22:21Come on.
00:22:21And I'm going, are you kidding?
00:22:23She says, all the neighborhood's coming.
00:22:24You're not that far away, so I'll go over there.
00:22:26And before I can say yes or no, she says, there's somebody here I want you to meet.
00:22:31And I'm going, what?
00:22:32She says, there's somebody here I want you to meet, Jack.
00:22:37And she's a goldfish.
00:22:40She's a what?
00:22:41She's a goldfish in a sea of minnows.
00:22:46A goldfish.
00:22:47In a sea of minnows.
00:22:48That's the way she puts it.
00:22:49Come on.
00:22:50So, let me finish.
00:22:51So, I go over there?
00:22:52Okay.
00:22:52So, the goldfish, yeah.
00:22:53Of course.
00:22:53Why wouldn't I go over there?
00:22:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:55You got to go now.
00:22:56And I see her.
00:22:57Uh-huh.
00:22:58And I'm telling you.
00:23:01She's beautiful.
00:23:03She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.
00:23:06My eyes stopped.
00:23:08No.
00:23:08She's flawless.
00:23:11That's amazing.
00:23:12And I'm thinking, boy, I never thought I'd ever fall in love again.
00:23:15I thought I'd never meet anybody ever again.
00:23:17There she is.
00:23:19Wow.
00:23:20And I'm thinking to myself, wow.
00:23:23And then, like that, I just knew it.
00:23:29I knew it.
00:23:31And I said to myself, I'm going to marry her.
00:23:35I'm going to marry that goldfish.
00:23:38If I'm lucky.
00:23:39So, you stayed in town for a girl?
00:23:41I stayed in town because I met your mother.
00:23:45And you never left.
00:23:47Nope.
00:23:48I never left.
00:23:55So, I get her out of the club, and she turns out to be a total Cincinnati Bengal.
00:23:59What is that?
00:24:00What is that?
00:24:00It's like Cincinnati Bengal.
00:24:01You know, great uniform, terrible helmet.
00:24:03No, I think you have a backwards.
00:24:04It's great helmet, terrible uniform.
00:24:05Yeah, if you like tiger print, like my slutty aunt.
00:24:07Guys.
00:24:08I'm kind of in the middle of the story.
00:24:09I'm serious.
00:24:10No, I know, but I'm thinking, I just, I don't know.
00:24:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:14Don't, Warren.
00:24:14What?
00:24:15I know what he's going to say.
00:24:16What?
00:24:16Dude, she's going to get married soon.
00:24:18You're not going to bust in there like Dustin Hoffman swinging a crucifix, okay?
00:24:21Maybe.
00:24:21No.
00:24:22It's a bad idea.
00:24:23All I'm saying is that sometimes in the sea of life, you know, there's these goldfish,
00:24:27you know?
00:24:28And it's like, they're all swimming around, and sometimes, you know, you don't know where
00:24:32they are, and you can't see them, and then once in a while you see one, and you just
00:24:34got to go after it.
00:24:35And then, all of a sudden, you're just swimming together.
00:24:39What the hell are you talking?
00:24:41Yeah, man, you hate fish.
00:24:42What is this?
00:24:42Yeah, what is it?
00:24:42I don't know.
00:24:43I just got to see what happens, man.
00:24:45Otherwise, I'll hate myself.
00:24:46I don't know.
00:24:46Yeah, well, I'll hate yourself if you do.
00:24:48Cool?
00:24:50Yeah.
00:24:52Hey, don't turn into a total weenie about this just because what's-her-face moved back
00:24:55in town, and now she doesn't like you anymore, and she's got some dude, and the dude probably
00:24:59doesn't like you.
00:25:00You know, if it was me, I'd go right up to the guy, and I'd say, hey, dude, go jump
00:25:03in a lake.
00:25:03Yeah, in a fucking lake.
00:25:04Yeah, in a motherfucking lake.
00:25:05In a fucking lake.
00:25:06Okay, I got it.
00:25:07You got it.
00:25:08Unbelievable.
00:25:09So, back to the mango.
00:25:11Oh, yeah.
00:25:11Yeah, so you left her at the club.
00:25:12Oh, no, I took her home.
00:25:13What?
00:25:3446 feet change.
00:25:36Thanks, Ralph.
00:25:42Hi.
00:25:43Hi.
00:25:44Hi.
00:25:44What can I do for you?
00:25:45Can I just get a small latte?
00:25:47Small latte!
00:25:48Okay, and a blueberry scone.
00:25:51Blueberry scone!
00:25:53Hey, Steven, you don't have to charge her for any of this stuff.
00:25:56What do you mean?
00:25:56No, no, we got it.
00:25:58I got this.
00:26:01It's all good, yeah.
00:26:02Oh, okay.
00:26:04You sure?
00:26:04Don't press anything.
00:26:05All right.
00:26:06You got it.
00:26:06Oh, thank you.
00:26:07Thanks.
00:26:11Hey.
00:26:12Hey.
00:26:13How you doing?
00:26:14Good.
00:26:15Good.
00:26:16How are you?
00:26:16Good, good.
00:26:17You know.
00:26:19Just making lattes.
00:26:22Doing the work.
00:26:24You got it.
00:26:25Mm-hmm.
00:26:27Oh, nice.
00:26:35Blueberry scone.
00:26:37Oh.
00:26:38Can I have it to go?
00:26:40To go?
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:41In the back.
00:26:42To go!
00:26:45Here we go.
00:26:47One latte.
00:26:50One latte.
00:26:51Thanks, a latte.
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:55Mm.
00:26:55Whoa.
00:26:56So, we should, um, maybe catch up.
00:27:01Um.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:02No.
00:27:04All right.
00:27:05We'll just...
00:27:07Oh.
00:27:08I could just see you around.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:10Bye.
00:27:15Emma!
00:27:16I...
00:27:17I just think we owe it to each other, you know?
00:27:19I mean, we should just catch up.
00:27:21Get lunch.
00:27:22Warren...
00:27:23We can go to that old bistro.
00:27:24Remember that place?
00:27:25Warren, we broke up.
00:27:26Like, years ago.
00:27:28It's not like I still don't think about you.
00:27:30Well, I think about you, too, from time to time, but...
00:27:34From time to time?
00:27:35Really?
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37See?
00:27:38No.
00:27:39Emma.
00:27:42Fine.
00:27:42Hold this.
00:27:44Giving you one of my cards.
00:27:46But don't look at them.
00:27:47They are atrocious.
00:27:49The composition is just...
00:27:50Oh, the composition?
00:27:51Really?
00:27:52Never mind.
00:27:53Selling your future, huh?
00:27:55You still have the same number.
00:27:56And you still have my number on your eyes.
00:27:58How could I forget?
00:27:59I'll talk to you, Warren.
00:28:00Well, how long do you think you're gonna live here?
00:28:02I don't know.
00:28:03Who knows?
00:28:04Well, when are you gonna know?
00:28:05No one can know that kind of thing.
00:28:08I'll see you, Emma.
00:28:15Hey, babe.
00:28:16What's up?
00:28:17Oh, nothing much.
00:28:18Just heard that you talked to Craig from Evanston.
00:28:21Just started your new job, and you're already stealing my clients, huh, babe?
00:28:24We met him at the same time.
00:28:26I guess so.
00:28:28I can't really blame him for going for the hottie in the blue dress, can I?
00:28:31You really can't.
00:28:32So, what's up?
00:28:34Oh, I just wanted to ask you how it feels to know that you're about to become Mrs. Emmy Gordon.
00:28:38Emmy?
00:28:39That is not an approved nickname.
00:28:42Hey, you know what?
00:28:42Jeremy!
00:28:43Hey, buddy.
00:28:44Do me a solid and grab me one of those little baby donuts with the little baby sprinkles on them.
00:28:49Thanks, pal.
00:28:50Who's Jeremy?
00:28:51Oh, he's the new assistant around here.
00:28:52He's gonna be helping us out with some stuff.
00:28:54Well, I'm sure he likes golf.
00:28:56Well, he can't work at this firm if he doesn't.
00:29:00Uh, listen, I was calling about that dinner tonight.
00:29:04Remember, 8 o'clock, Client Torino's coming over?
00:29:06Oh, right, right, right.
00:29:07Bill and Sherry.
00:29:09Yes, but I also invited the Millers and the Kowalskis.
00:29:15Babe?
00:29:17Is that okay?
00:29:18Yeah, that's great.
00:29:20It's fine.
00:29:21So, the final headcount is...
00:29:23Yeah, just the 8.
00:29:25All right, um...
00:29:28I gotta go.
00:29:28Love you, Mina.
00:29:29All right, love you, Mina.
00:29:31See you tonight.
00:29:45All right, okay!
00:29:51Thank you, guys.
00:29:52What's up?
00:29:53Here we go.
00:29:54What's up?
00:29:54Woo!
00:29:55Ha!
00:29:56Hey!
00:29:56We are the Midnight Players.
00:29:58My name is Vader.
00:29:59You've got your buddy Rob over there, and who's this ghost face killer?
00:30:03It's Morgan.
00:30:04Yeah, all right.
00:30:05I'm hammered at wing foot.
00:30:07Absolutely gone.
00:30:07I'm on the fifth.
00:30:08All right, normally I hit my six iron about like, I don't know, 165, 170.
00:30:13Right.
00:30:13I skull the fucking thing about 60 yards further than I thought I would.
00:30:17He's like, he almost hit her girlfriend, and Emma, who I don't know at the time, is screaming
00:30:22at me at the top of her locks.
00:30:23She's holding up her putter.
00:30:26You never do that to us!
00:30:28Sir, we're just fine without having to pay you, all right?
00:30:30Me and my son are going to have a turtle pop and have a great time.
00:30:33Why is he being mean?
00:30:34I don't know.
00:30:35He's just being a jerk.
00:30:36I want that money right now.
00:30:37I'm not sure why you're being a jerk in front of my son.
00:30:39Don't let me get out of this truck.
00:30:40I'm not sure why you're being a jerk.
00:30:41You're going to make me get out of this truck?
00:30:42Look at it.
00:30:42It sounded like a fucking dog whistle.
00:30:44If he was more...
00:30:45Darling, they don't need to hear our whole story.
00:30:46Actually, actually, we have to hear this.
00:30:48No, come on now.
00:30:48This is a premo story.
00:30:49Anyways, here we go.
00:30:50So at this point, I don't know whether to apologize to her or ask the caddy to marry us right
00:30:54there.
00:30:56Be my son's father.
00:30:58And friend.
00:30:58Be my father and friend.
00:31:00Be my son's friend and his father.
00:31:02I earned those pounds.
00:31:04I earned those pounds.
00:31:07Anybody else going to finish that?
00:31:08You want me to fix it, boss?
00:31:11Well, yeah, we want you to fix it.
00:31:16Thank you, guys.
00:31:17Have a good night.
00:31:19Take it easy, guys.
00:31:21Okay, guys.
00:31:24I hate this.
00:31:26You were great.
00:31:27All right.
00:31:28Oh, yeah.
00:31:29Nice.
00:31:31Good to have you back.
00:31:32Thanks, Copes.
00:31:33I'm missing some...
00:31:34Oh, Rob.
00:31:35Yeah.
00:31:36Barbicide?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Don't drink it.
00:31:38Barbicide.
00:31:39You can't drink.
00:31:39Don't drink that.
00:31:40It's like...
00:31:40All right, you're good.
00:31:41You can't drink it.
00:31:42It cleans the combs.
00:31:43We love you, Copes.
00:31:44We gotta get him a comb.
00:31:46We should get him a comb.
00:31:47We gotta get him hair transplant plans.
00:31:49Bye.
00:31:50Thanks a lot.
00:31:51Take care.
00:31:51All right.
00:31:51Get home safe.
00:31:53Bye.
00:31:58They were nice.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02Did you have to tell them our whole story, though?
00:32:05Didn't cover any business.
00:32:07Honey, they weren't interested in hearing about the property.
00:32:11Plus, you know, people like that kind of stuff.
00:32:14It's personal.
00:32:16Exactly.
00:32:17It's personal.
00:32:18Honestly, guys, to the funniest guy at the bar and to his two friends.
00:32:21You killed it.
00:32:22Whatever.
00:32:23You guys killed it.
00:32:24I don't know about that.
00:32:25Cheers, buddy.
00:32:26Great to have you back.
00:32:27Really good stuff.
00:32:28Yeah.
00:32:29So much practice needed.
00:32:30It needs a lot of work.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32Yeah, that should take care of that late fee.
00:32:36It's a start.
00:32:37I'll never escape your wrath.
00:32:39No one does.
00:32:44A lot of the greats performed on that stage.
00:32:47Yeah?
00:32:48Oh, yeah.
00:32:49What about you?
00:32:50What do you mean?
00:32:52I mean, you're one of the greats.
00:32:54Oh, come on.
00:32:56Sure you are.
00:32:57Look at all these people you've influenced.
00:32:59Hey, Copley!
00:32:59What'd you think about that jockstrap line?
00:33:02Come on, man!
00:33:04See?
00:33:06Well, be that as it may, you don't want to be sitting here in 40 years like me, thinking
00:33:11about things you could have done.
00:33:13Dell used to say, follow the fear.
00:33:17It's good advice.
00:33:20Remember it.
00:33:23And Copley, how do I do that?
00:33:27Do what?
00:33:29Follow the fear.
00:33:31Well, first you have to be afraid of something.
00:33:34Follow that.
00:33:35Follow that.
00:34:03Hold it.
00:34:22See you then.
00:34:49So what happened Emma, I mean, you come to me one day and painting's no longer your thing
00:34:52and then all of a sudden I was no longer your thing?
00:34:54I mean, feelings don't just stop, okay?
00:34:57No, you're right, no, they don't stop.
00:35:00They can change, though.
00:35:02People change.
00:35:04Sure.
00:35:04I mean, we weren't working.
00:35:06You, no, you were barely getting by at the office and doing improv, and I was painting.
00:35:15You were great, that was good.
00:35:16No, do you know how hard it is to get by selling art, let alone make a good living in
00:35:20Chicago?
00:35:23Well, I mean, come on, Frank Lloyd Wright, okay?
00:35:26He did it.
00:35:27He was an architect and he was from Wisconsin.
00:35:31Wisconsin's close.
00:35:32No.
00:35:32Okay, all right, all right, Ed Paschke, painter.
00:35:35Okay, okay.
00:35:36Okay, you got Nat King Cole.
00:35:38You got Ernie Hemingway.
00:35:40Ooh, big Ernie.
00:35:41Big Ernie.
00:35:41Stand-up desk.
00:35:42Representing.
00:35:43No, you're right.
00:35:44You know, people do it.
00:35:45Are you still even doing your improv?
00:35:47My improv?
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:49Yeah, but I figured slinging coffees was a better career choice.
00:35:53So, I'm a very skilled barista now.
00:35:57Shit.
00:35:59What?
00:36:00What?
00:36:01Switch with me.
00:36:02What?
00:36:02Switch with you?
00:36:03What are you talking about?
00:36:04Why?
00:36:04Ted.
00:36:04My fiance.
00:36:05Ted?
00:36:06You're marrying a Ted?
00:36:07Shh, shh, shh.
00:36:07How does he know about our kids?
00:36:09Did you take him here?
00:36:10Would you be quiet?
00:36:11Switch with me.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13What are you talking about?
00:36:17What did you do, Kate?
00:36:18We're going to need to cut the shore.
00:36:19Cut the shore?
00:36:20We just got him.
00:36:21I mean, Isaiah's right over there.
00:36:23I was kind of wanting to meet him.
00:36:25Seriously.
00:36:26Okay, fine.
00:36:26Do you need help with any of this?
00:36:27No, I'm good.
00:36:28You've got to watch out with the espresso.
00:36:29It's got a lot of acidity in it.
00:36:31Please.
00:36:33Have fun with the white collar cortex, okay?
00:37:07Listen, Jack.
00:37:10Oh, boy.
00:37:13We'd like you to start trading independently.
00:37:18Hey, listen, Billy.
00:37:20I'd love to sit and chat with you, but I really got to catch this bus.
00:37:24And, you know, maybe we could do this later this week.
00:37:28Get some beers.
00:37:29Jack, it's not something we need to discuss any further, all right?
00:37:32There's going to be no beers.
00:37:33You've cost us a lot of money.
00:37:34It's time.
00:37:36But, look, I know what you're feeling right now.
00:37:40I know it's got to be tough.
00:37:42I mean, I don't know what it is.
00:37:43I'm on the top of my game right now.
00:37:44Look, we love you, Jack.
00:37:46The stories about you are endless.
00:37:48The time your eyebrows got blazed off, that company cookout, that was hilarious.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55Oh.
00:37:56Yeah.
00:37:57Look, I got to catch this bus.
00:38:00I got to.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:04There's a bus every six minutes, Jack.
00:38:18No.
00:38:27All right, bro, I'm out of here.
00:38:28All right, buddy.
00:38:29What do you got going tonight?
00:38:30I think I'm just going to probably head home.
00:38:33That's cool.
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35Why don't you go with me to see my buddy's band tonight?
00:38:39I have no idea.
00:38:40What is that going to be like?
00:38:41It's a pagan metal band.
00:38:44What is it?
00:38:44A lot of hot chicks, pale skin, black eyeliner.
00:38:48Dude.
00:38:49Come on, you've never.
00:38:50I'm just going to hang out.
00:38:51I've got to finish up, do all this stuff.
00:38:53All right, man.
00:38:53Your funeral.
00:38:54Whatever.
00:38:55Actually, that's the name of the band.
00:38:57Oh, yeah?
00:38:58Your funeral?
00:38:58Your funeral.
00:38:59Take a medal, bro.
00:39:01See you, bro.
00:39:02Ha!
00:39:08All right.
00:39:20Hello?
00:39:21Your latte's ready.
00:39:33Sorry, no drifters.
00:39:35Coming in.
00:39:40Take a seat.
00:39:46You're here.
00:39:47I'm here.
00:39:50How you doing?
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:54All right.
00:39:55Good.
00:39:56Great.
00:39:57Just had my own wedding.
00:39:59Got anything for that?
00:40:01I don't know if I have anything for that.
00:40:03There might be something in there, though.
00:40:05Some information.
00:40:06Yeah.
00:40:07Let's see you here.
00:40:09There's...
00:40:11Remember how we used to say we weren't even going to have a wedding?
00:40:15We'd just run off to Maine and have some preacher do it?
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:24Maine.
00:40:24Why did we choose Maine?
00:40:26Why did we choose Maine?
00:40:27I don't know.
00:40:30We were feeling...
00:40:33Just young.
00:40:34Young.
00:40:35Crazy.
00:40:35Do you remember that baseball game?
00:40:39The one where I almost got the foul ball?
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:42Oh, you were so close.
00:40:44So close.
00:40:45What did you used to say?
00:40:48I used to say that, uh, if I'd caught that ball, I would've gotten down on my knee and
00:40:54had the center fielder Marius right there.
00:40:59My hand still hurts from that.
00:41:03You dodged a bullet.
00:41:05Oh, I don't think so.
00:41:10Did you?
00:41:13I'm bulletproof.
00:41:17Resilient demo.
00:41:19I don't know about you, but I was promised a latte.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23You know how to make them, right?
00:41:25I would just appreciate if you would...
00:41:29Hold on.
00:41:30You know how to work one of these?
00:41:33I think I can figure it out.
00:41:55I'll teach you that shit in Seattle.
00:42:00Wow.
00:42:04You really do like it here, don't you?
00:42:08Yeah.
00:42:09It's okay.
00:42:13No problem.
00:42:17You're not gonna be able to fall asleep now.
00:42:20You're right.
00:42:22You're right.
00:42:50And I remember you
00:42:57Before you were dead
00:43:03So, uh, you work here?
00:43:07Yes, sir.
00:43:08Can I assist you in arriving at a certain destination of a floor?
00:43:12Yes, sir. Please, can I have floor 900?
00:43:15Of course.
00:43:20Sleeping on the floor in an old costume
00:43:33Holy shit.
00:43:35You're afraid of me.
00:43:39It's not that bad right now.
00:43:41No?
00:43:41No.
00:43:49I like this, Emma.
00:43:51Which one?
00:43:52The one who's with me.
00:43:54I'm with the one who's down with you.
00:43:57I don't know her.
00:44:06What?
00:44:08I think this Emma misses me.
00:44:34You know, the elevator got invented in, um, 1903.
00:44:39I'm totally making this up.
00:44:42Yeah, this guy named Ella.
00:44:44Ella.
00:44:46He was the only man named Ella.
00:44:49His last name was Vader, though.
00:44:56How's your mom?
00:44:59How's my mom?
00:45:00Really?
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02I'm in the mom zone.
00:45:03Oh, we're, oh, okay.
00:45:04We're in the mom zone, yeah.
00:45:06Uh, you know, she's, she's good, you know?
00:45:09She liked you.
00:45:12Liked?
00:45:15I mean, you broke up with me.
00:45:17They got my back, you know?
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20You're just gonna hold that over my head.
00:45:22Forever.
00:45:23She likes you.
00:45:24I like her, too.
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:27She asked about you the other night.
00:45:28Really?
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31She's hanging a painting for her.
00:45:32You tell her I said hi.
00:45:34You'll do.
00:45:37How about your dad?
00:45:43Jack.
00:45:44Jack's good.
00:45:44He's, you know, he's slowly going a little senile, I think.
00:45:49He's a little lost.
00:45:53Sounds like somebody I know.
00:45:55Oh, yeah?
00:45:56Yeah.
00:45:59You still think about yours?
00:46:01Yeah.
00:46:02Yeah, of course I do.
00:46:05A long time.
00:46:07I bet.
00:46:09I just, I think about how I never got to talk to him.
00:46:13Yeah.
00:46:16Well, you, you know, you can't change what happened.
00:46:23I mean, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't talk to him, you know?
00:46:32You're his son.
00:46:35He needs to hear that you love him.
00:46:37You know, parents need to hear that shit.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:41It's true.
00:46:41It sucks, you know.
00:46:45I never got to tell mine.
00:46:47And, uh, he ended it.
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:46:59no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:02no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:47:03no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:47:24Good morning, Father Christ. Good morning, everyone.
00:47:49What?
00:47:52This guy. This guy. This guy.
00:48:00What?
00:48:02You tell us.
00:48:04You didn't order anything.
00:48:06You guys even work here?
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:08You have to pay for that, sir.
00:48:09You gotta pay for that, sir.
00:48:11That's free. Nothing is free.
00:48:13Nothing is free, sir.
00:48:16Awesome. It's DVB.
00:48:18Bro, bro.
00:48:19What's that guy?
00:48:20What's up, bro?
00:48:21What's up?
00:48:22Yo, you almost off or what?
00:48:23Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm almost off.
00:48:24Am I driving to the Burbs?
00:48:26Yeah. Can I borrow your car?
00:48:28Okay, cool. Yeah, that's fine.
00:48:30Okay. You got a job yet?
00:48:33No. I don't have a job, dude. Leave me alone about that stuff. I'm working on it.
00:48:51Yo, what are you doing?
00:48:55I'm just putting some finishing touches on the old gal.
00:48:58You want to paint the house?
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02Before it goes down?
00:49:05Yeah, you know, it's kind of like putting lipstick on a pig.
00:49:10I thought we were going to dinner.
00:49:13Well, I thought I'd make dinner.
00:49:16All right.
00:49:18Here.
00:49:19Get to work.
00:49:22Nice cooking, Dad.
00:49:24Mm-hmm.
00:49:28No, I guess you're tearing down Callahan's.
00:49:34Callahan's, really?
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36Oh, man.
00:49:39I used to drink in there with Bob Callahan himself.
00:49:42No way.
00:49:43He'd eat pizza and drank 25-cent beers.
00:49:4725 cents?
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:49Ridiculous, as that may seem.
00:49:50It is ridiculous.
00:49:51And another place we'd go to eat pizza was Willow.
00:49:56Yeah?
00:49:56Yeah, 25-cent beers.
00:49:59Is that place still there?
00:50:01No, they tore that down.
00:50:02They're tearing down Callahan.
00:50:03They tore down the Willow.
00:50:05Everything.
00:50:10It's weird it's going down, huh?
00:50:13As a matter of fact, Callahan's, your mother and I went to Callahan's one night with a friend of mine,
00:50:17Schwartz Fernstrom.
00:50:19You ever heard that name?
00:50:20No.
00:50:21Schwartz picks us up in his 58 Chevy Nomad.
00:50:24We go in there.
00:50:25We get drunk.
00:50:25He gets out of hand.
00:50:26Sal, bartender.
00:50:28Yeah?
00:50:28Says, we gotta go.
00:50:29Mom let this happen?
00:50:30Mom, me, Schwartz getting his Nomad in the parking lot.
00:50:35He's backing up.
00:50:37Yeah?
00:50:38He says, my transmission's blown.
00:50:42I can't get it out of reverse.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:44So what are we going to do?
00:50:45He says, we're going to drive home backwards.
00:50:47Are you kidding me?
00:50:48Whoopee.
00:50:49We're going to drive home.
00:50:50He's all excited.
00:50:51Oh, we're going to drive home backwards.
00:50:53He's got a flashlight.
00:50:54Mom did not.
00:50:55She didn't ride with me.
00:50:56Mom, what was she going to do?
00:50:58I don't know.
00:50:59He reaches the glove part and gives me a flashlight.
00:51:01Get in the back seat.
00:51:02Find the way.
00:51:03What's Mom doing the whole time?
00:51:04We're driving backwards.
00:51:05Mom's yelling.
00:51:06Yeah.
00:51:07Bet she was.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:10And Fernstrom's yelling.
00:51:12Put it here.
00:51:12Put it there.
00:51:13I can't.
00:51:13What are you doing?
00:51:15And suddenly this old guy in a Buick, I think, pulls up in front and behind us.
00:51:20He doesn't know.
00:51:21He's seeing our headlights and his windshield.
00:51:23And he's scared.
00:51:26And he decides, I'm going around this guy.
00:51:28And Fernstrom's looking at him.
00:51:29They're eyeballing each other.
00:51:31And he's backing up and backing up.
00:51:32And this guy's coming and coming and coming.
00:51:33Yeah.
00:51:34And Fernstrom says, I'm going to be a son of a bitch.
00:51:35You're not going around me.
00:51:36Sure.
00:51:36And they start dragging down this country road.
00:51:39Fernstrom doesn't care.
00:51:40We go flying off the road into some field.
00:51:43And I think I went flying out the window or something and ended up in that field with a flashlight
00:51:47in one hand and a drink in the other.
00:51:49Come on.
00:51:50You crashed the car into a cornfield?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53You know.
00:51:54What happened to Fernstrom?
00:51:59Fernstrom broke his neck.
00:52:00You got a broken neck, boy.
00:52:01I tell you.
00:52:02That's why, you know, get it while it's good because it's gone like that.
00:52:07Old Fernstrom found that out.
00:52:11Dad, how come you never left that night?
00:52:16Say what?
00:52:17That night, you know.
00:52:20You're living this crazy life.
00:52:22You're running around and driving on backwards.
00:52:26Whatever else you did.
00:52:27You got 900,000 stories.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:32I told you why.
00:52:33Because of the snowstorm.
00:52:37I know.
00:52:38But Dad, the snow melts.
00:52:43Yeah.
00:52:46Well, it's melted.
00:52:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:52:50He's done.
00:52:51Yeah, he's done.
00:52:56That's a good thing.
00:52:57Hey, good man.
00:53:04Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:53:09Stop it.
00:53:13Okay.
00:53:14Oh man.
00:53:16You're late.
00:53:16Look at those.
00:53:16Look at those.
00:53:17You're late.
00:53:17I didn't know.
00:53:19No. No.
00:53:22I was working on my magic tricks.
00:53:23Yeah. Sorry about that.
00:53:25I got your note.
00:53:26Oh, yeah?
00:53:26Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:53:28What were you thinking?
00:53:29Sending me flowers.
00:53:31My assistant was really confused.
00:53:33Or inspired.
00:53:36What are you trying to do here, Warren?
00:53:38What do you mean? Just having fun.
00:53:40Yeah. Going up on rooftops.
00:53:44Is this what you're doing?
00:53:46What?
00:53:46Just working coffee.
00:53:49Screwing around.
00:53:52I mean...
00:53:53I don't know. It's just...
00:53:54It's a shame.
00:53:56You were talented.
00:53:58What do you mean, it's a shop?
00:54:00You were talented. What do you mean?
00:54:02You were talented.
00:54:04Painting was a hobby.
00:54:06A hobby? What do you call those gallery openings?
00:54:08That's not a hobby.
00:54:10Okay, this isn't about me.
00:54:12What do you mean?
00:54:13It's just as much about you as it is about me.
00:54:16I mean, what, did you get a late night hankering for pastries?
00:54:19Come see me?
00:54:22What?
00:54:23Well, it's just...
00:54:25You know, it's not like we chose to stop being together, Emma.
00:54:27It's like life took its course.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:29You know, you chose to take that job, you chose to stop painting and then you left.
00:54:33Okay.
00:54:35It's not like it's what I wanted.
00:54:36Okay, I'm sorry that we didn't work out.
00:54:39You know, my dad used to say, this is what you're supposed to do and what you have to do.
00:54:43Which one are you doing?
00:54:45I'm doing what I have to do.
00:54:46And what's that?
00:54:48Working for a living.
00:54:49What do you mean?
00:54:50I work a lot.
00:54:51I make a living.
00:54:52I pay rent.
00:54:53I work hard.
00:54:53You work hard at a coffee shop, yes.
00:54:56So, Horton, you could have done something with your life.
00:54:59People respected you.
00:55:00Instead, you're just hanging out here, taking care of people.
00:55:04Really, you're not even man enough to take care of yourself.
00:55:06Oh, come on.
00:55:06What does that mean?
00:55:07People respected me.
00:55:08People respected you.
00:55:09You were good.
00:55:10Really good.
00:55:11I mean, just because your dad gave up, didn't mean you had to.
00:55:15What?
00:55:18I didn't...
00:55:19You're an asshole.
00:55:22I didn't...
00:55:26That's not...
00:56:00Give me a blueberry scone and a large triple cappuccino.
00:56:04Large triple cappuccino.
00:56:05Yeah, yeah.
00:56:08Oh, jeez.
00:56:09Jeez, what?
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Jeez, what, pal?
00:56:12You want to come try this?
00:56:15Oh, sir.
00:56:16I can't do you.
00:56:17You do not be in here.
00:56:19No.
00:56:19You don't understand that.
00:56:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:56:22Don't kick him out of here.
00:56:24Excuse me?
00:56:25Yeah, you got a lot of nerve talking to your boss that way, pal.
00:56:29What'd you say to me?
00:56:30I said you got a lot of nerve talking to your boss that way, pal.
00:56:34Yeah, well, you got a lot of nerve talking to me that way, but...
00:56:36Oh, yeah?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38I've been talking to you.
00:56:39Every day as you come in here blabbing on your phone so loud you can't even order a fucking drink.
00:56:44All you people come in here ordering your same little comfortable $5 piece of shit lattes.
00:56:49You know how much of a profit margin there is on these drinks?
00:56:53And if it's not right, you call me up and complain about it for 20 minutes.
00:56:57Got a latte.
00:57:00You know what the worst part of it is?
00:57:02That you all think I'm talking about the guy right next to you.
00:57:05Well, listen up.
00:57:06Because this is your pharmacist speaking up and I'm sick and tired of medicating your sorry asses from the pain
00:57:10you feel when you realize what it takes to do more than make a lousy fuck.
00:57:14You'll be here tomorrow.
00:57:16You'll be here the next day.
00:57:17And you'll be here next year like this guy blabbing away.
00:57:19Because you know damn well the espresso's going to be here.
00:57:22But I tell you what right now, I won't.
00:57:24I need to recoup.
00:57:26We got a latte here.
00:57:28Oh, and another thing.
00:57:30Don't forget to double press those Italian suits.
00:57:33That wrinkle on your left leg might actually go off the impression that you could be capable of making a
00:57:37mistake.
00:57:41Here's your large triple cappuccino, Bob.
00:58:05You're welcome.
00:58:13Thanks.
00:58:20Hold on.
00:58:40See you, Stevie.
00:58:55You ain't no criminal, you are the victim here
00:58:59They just don't understand us
00:59:04Maybe a year from now, people might come around
00:59:09But our love is not their business
00:59:11No, our love is not their business
00:59:16Wise and put on that righteous skin
00:59:20Pull out your skeletons
00:59:22Write your name on the bad list
00:59:26When we can't put up a fight
00:59:29We can't live our lives
00:59:31Our love is not their business
00:59:34No, our love is not their business
00:59:40Have I ever lied to you?
00:59:44Right now, what I speak is true
00:59:48I saw them whispering
00:59:51Shaking their head like they know
00:59:56But it ain't black and white
00:59:59I wish they'd leave us alone
01:00:01We've got nothing else to do
01:00:04Oh, look at our lives
01:00:23Got fired today
01:00:24Oh yeah
01:00:25Good move
01:00:30I guess there's worse things
01:00:37Still playing a lot
01:00:39No, I only get out here once every couple of weeks
01:00:45We used to play this game all the time
01:00:47We love this game
01:00:49Yeah, not anymore
01:00:52I just got nothing better to do
01:01:11What are you going to do then?
01:01:13What?
01:01:14What are you going to do then, Dad?
01:01:16Huh?
01:01:16What do you mean?
01:01:17Come on
01:01:17I'm just going to lay it up
01:01:19Put a little backspin on you
01:01:20Yeah, what are you going to do, Dad?
01:01:22What the hell's the matter with you?
01:01:23Why'd you do that?
01:01:24Why'd you do something about it?
01:01:26Whoa
01:01:27Hey, that's pretty funny coming from you
01:01:29Oh yeah?
01:01:30Yeah
01:01:31Hey, what are you going to do, Warren?
01:01:33I'm just trying to hit my goddamn golf ball
01:01:35Yeah, well, fuck the ball, Dad
01:01:36The ball?
01:01:37God, what's that mean to you?
01:01:38What is that supposed to mean?
01:01:38You think I asked to stay here and live here, huh?
01:01:40Well, you just take it easy
01:01:42Because I could have moved
01:01:42All right, but someone had to clean up the mess you made
01:01:44Trying to love Mom and all of us
01:01:46I got nothing better to do
01:01:48That's a joke
01:01:48It seems like you got plenty to do
01:01:50But you're just too busy blaming it all on a snowstorm
01:01:53And you're going to fucking wuss out, huh?
01:01:56Wuss out?
01:01:57What are you talking wuss out?
01:01:58Now, you listen to me
01:01:59It seems like
01:02:00Don't you ever tell me that I didn't love your mother
01:02:02Yeah?
01:02:03Yes
01:02:03It seems like you got plenty to do, huh?
01:02:05I busted my ass to take care of you
01:02:08Oh, yeah?
01:02:09And I always, always love your goddamn mother
01:02:13Yeah?
01:02:13And why'd she divorce you?
01:02:15God damn it
01:02:17Fuck it
01:02:18I loved her
01:02:19I loved her
01:02:21The only way that I know how
01:02:24You fucking hit your son
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You're going to hit your son?
01:02:27What are you going to do?
01:02:28God damn it
01:02:29What are you going to do, Warren?
01:02:31What are you going to do?
01:02:32Are you going to screw around this freaking town for the rest of your life?
01:02:35Yeah, like you
01:02:35Who was that?
01:02:36Yeah, like you
01:02:36Put you man up
01:02:37And you keep blaming everybody else
01:02:39With your finger point
01:02:40You keep blaming it all your snowstorm
01:02:42Point that finger at me anymore
01:02:44Yeah
01:02:45All right
01:02:45Oh no
01:02:46No
01:02:52What the hell's the matter with you?
01:02:55Just trying to play golf with my son
01:03:00Get up
01:03:05Answer your phone
01:03:09Hello?
01:03:10Oh
01:03:11Your mom
01:03:13Oh, great
01:03:14Hi, Claire
01:03:14What?
01:03:16Jesus
01:03:18We'll be right there
01:03:19It's Auden
01:03:23What?
01:03:25He needs rest
01:03:26That's all we can do
01:03:27What the hell happened to him?
01:03:28Please, please
01:03:28Calm down
01:03:29He got arrested, okay?
01:03:31Arrested?
01:03:32Yes
01:03:32Yes, Jack
01:03:33Got your one to talk
01:03:34And they found drugs in his system
01:03:36Oh my gosh
01:03:37What the hell happened to you two?
01:03:39Is he going to die?
01:03:41No
01:03:41He's not going to die
01:03:43He just needs some rest
01:03:59Can't do anything for you anymore, huh?
01:04:18Guess what, man?
01:04:19What?
01:04:20I applied to the coffee shop
01:04:22Ah, good
01:04:24Now they can have another delinquent work in there
01:04:27I like the sound of that
01:04:34What did, uh, what did they say about, about Auden?
01:04:38I guess he just needs some rest
01:04:43That's good
01:04:44Yeah
01:04:46It's good
01:04:57I want that
01:05:03That?
01:05:07Yeah
01:05:11I want to beat Reggie Lindsay's ass
01:05:19You know what, Ward?
01:05:22What?
01:05:26It's not his fault, man
01:05:30As much as you don't want to hear me say that
01:05:32People make their own decisions
01:05:34They're going to do whatever the hell they want to do
01:05:35And at some point
01:05:36You just got to
01:05:39Say fuck it
01:05:42Mmm
01:05:44Oh, fuck it
01:05:48Fuck it
01:05:49Fuck it
01:05:49Ugh, fuck it
01:05:50No
01:05:50Fuck it
01:06:02Fuck it
01:06:03Well
01:06:03Fuck it
01:06:09Fuck it
01:07:09What are you doing?
01:07:13I'm trimming the bushes.
01:07:16Well, have fun trimming the bushes of a house that's coming down in a few days.
01:07:20Are you insane?
01:07:23Just doing what needs to be done.
01:07:26Isn't that your philosophy?
01:07:30Well, your papers are right there on the steps.
01:07:34Mm-mm.
01:07:57So you're bringing Otten over tonight, right?
01:07:59It's all right.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:02Claire?
01:08:06I loved you.
01:08:15I know, Eddie.
01:08:19I know, Eddie.
01:08:27I know, Eddie.
01:08:28I want to thank my dear.
01:08:30I love you, Eddie.
01:08:32I love you.
01:08:33I love you.
01:08:43I love you, Eddie.
01:08:44It's ran off.
01:08:44I love you, Eddie.
01:08:46Okay, about that.
01:08:46I love you, Eddie.
01:08:48I love you.
01:08:50Thanks, Eddie.
01:08:50I love you.
01:08:50You're welcome.
01:08:51I love you.
01:08:51I love you.
01:08:51It's very nice.
01:08:51I love you, Eddie.
01:09:07I get out of here so I can go ahead and watch this video.
01:09:16I'm going to see what the same time.
01:09:19I'm going to go ahead and cook it for a minute.
01:09:19It's about 3 minutes ago.
01:09:21I'm going to turn it over to the queen and I'm going to get some other old ones.
01:09:22Tie me down.
01:09:35Warren!
01:09:45Warren!
01:10:09Warren!
01:10:10Warren!
01:10:14Warren!
01:10:15Can't you hear me?
01:10:16We down here.
01:10:18What've you had to do?
01:10:20Text him.
01:10:20Text him or something?
01:10:24Off I go
01:10:28Where I fall
01:10:32Where I live
01:10:55What are you doing?
01:11:04You taking dad's car?
01:11:07I'm already here
01:11:08I'm sorry man
01:11:13I love you
01:11:19I love you too
01:11:24We all do shit, you know?
01:11:27Yeah
01:11:28Don't keep that in mind
01:11:29Alright
01:11:33So where?
01:11:36Where you going?
01:11:46What's going on?
01:11:49What's going on?
01:12:05What's going on?
01:12:07What's going on?
01:12:12What's going on?
01:12:29Hello?
01:12:40Yeah, just buzz when you're ready and I'll let you back in
01:12:44God, what the fuck do you pay these guys for?
01:12:46Hi sweetie
01:12:47Hey
01:12:48What are you doing?
01:12:50Just working on some cake stuff
01:12:51Oh yeah?
01:12:53Yeah
01:12:53Cake stuff
01:12:55Cool
01:12:56Hey
01:12:57Hey
01:12:58We're finally all moved in
01:13:05What are you doing?
01:13:19Where are you doing?
01:13:24What are you doing?
01:13:27I'm sorry
01:13:29Where are you doing?
01:13:30Take all the humans versus me
01:14:00You're a sweet message, no way to eat.
01:14:04Okay.
01:14:21Warren!
01:14:22Come with me.
01:14:22What are you doing here?
01:14:23Come with me. I'm leaving town. I'm behind you.
01:14:25You gotta come with me.
01:14:26No, I'm getting married.
01:14:27What are you talking about?
01:14:28I'm getting married, but this place is great.
01:14:30Thanks.
01:14:31I mean, do you remember how you used to tell me all these things?
01:14:33Like how you thought I was the guy you were going to marry?
01:14:36Right?
01:14:36Or how I was the one?
01:14:37Right.
01:14:38I mean, we used to say all these things to each other.
01:14:40Yes.
01:14:41People say things.
01:14:42Yeah, but have you ever just wanted to up and go to Mexico?
01:14:46What?
01:14:47It's a saying.
01:14:48I have never heard that saying.
01:14:50Well, who is this guy?
01:14:51This guy is Ted.
01:14:53He's my fiance and he lives here.
01:14:55So you should probably go because he's going to be back soon.
01:15:00Come on, Emma.
01:15:01Why?
01:15:02Come on.
01:15:04Why?
01:15:04Are you serious?
01:15:05Does all this stuff do it for you?
01:15:08I mean, is this what you're supposed to do?
01:15:12You're doing my salami.
01:15:15Right?
01:15:16Not a big deal.
01:15:17They didn't work out.
01:15:20They didn't work out.
01:15:27They didn't work out.
01:15:45I have to go.
01:15:59This one...
01:16:01This one was my favorite.
01:16:06It belongs on the wall.
01:16:09Okay?
01:16:11You're a brilliant painter, Emma.
01:16:14Don't forget that.
01:16:19Oh.
01:16:20Oh, thanks, man.
01:16:22No problem.
01:16:23Dead.
01:16:24What?
01:16:43Oh, yeah.
01:16:43Oh, man.
01:17:01Oh, man.
01:17:06Oh.
01:17:23It's where the muffins go, the bagels, the croissants, the sponge cake, the spinach
01:17:28things.
01:17:29Keep them restocked and dust them off every now and then.
01:17:31Okay, cool.
01:17:32Warren left you this.
01:17:33Beans in the middle.
01:17:34Thanks.
01:17:44You son of a bitch.
01:17:53Nice guy.
01:17:57Hey, wait, who was that?
01:18:02It's Warren.
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