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🚀 The Day My Stepbrother Knows My Dirty Secret Dailymotion
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00:00:00Y20!
00:00:01Conrad, my quarterback prince.
00:00:03I've been fantasizing for years, and right after the game,
00:00:06I'm telling him how I feel.
00:00:08Y20, say it!
00:00:16No! That was such a long round!
00:00:26Who's this new guy?
00:00:27S-E-T-H, set, set, set, set, set, set, set, set, set, set, set, set!
00:00:32I bet every goal is scientist Cruzette the Devil.
00:00:34He's mine.
00:00:35His dad is the biggest stakeholder in the school,
00:00:36so he's my future boyfriend.
00:00:38Yay!
00:00:46Yay!
00:00:49Six, seven, and ready?
00:00:50Okay!
00:00:54Nice defense, boys.
00:00:55Seth Astor is our new team captain.
00:00:57Woo!
00:00:58Okay, fast!
00:01:00Let's go, wonderful boy.
00:01:01Let's go!
00:01:07Hey!
00:01:08Yeah!
00:01:09You ready?
00:01:10Another playboy.
00:01:11Trees!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Okay, Fifi.
00:01:16Is that a love letter for me?
00:01:20Conrad should be the only one left in the locker room.
00:01:22You got this, Fifi.
00:01:33Good, Conrad.
00:01:35I'm Fifi.
00:01:37Fifi, I've had a crush on you for years.
00:01:39Will you be my homecoming date?
00:01:53Will you be my homecoming date?
00:01:57I dream about you every night.
00:01:58When your strong arms pull me in close,
00:02:00I cannot help but tingle.
00:02:02I want to give Conrad my virginity.
00:02:04The way I've always imagined it.
00:02:08Wild sex.
00:02:16Seth Astor?
00:02:17Hell no!
00:02:18I just gave my porn to my crush's rival?
00:02:23What?
00:02:23Is that loser, Fifi, making a move on my Seth?
00:02:26Seth Astor?
00:02:27He's not reading my love letter.
00:02:29He's reading my fantasy.
00:02:30And the next line is,
00:02:31You thrust into my core until I can feel your warmth.
00:02:34Yes, Conrad, I call out your name.
00:02:36You great.
00:02:37I'd rather die than let this playboy read my fantasy out loud.
00:02:40You dumb nerd dreaming about Seth every night.
00:02:44That's so sad.
00:02:45He's way out of your league.
00:02:46I bet she's a pathetic virgin.
00:02:50No, you've got it all wrong.
00:02:52I love using that dumb, you stupid love letter.
00:02:56Excuse me, do I know you?
00:02:59I don't think I do.
00:03:00Why don't you get out of here?
00:03:02Hold me.
00:03:08The worst day ever.
00:03:14You okay?
00:03:15Hey, did you forget how to say thank you?
00:03:17You know, I did just sing to you.
00:03:18And I feel like I should get something in the chat.
00:03:20What do you think?
00:03:21Asshole.
00:03:22You know, I feel like your vocabulary is better than that.
00:03:25Ow!
00:03:25Hey!
00:03:27Oh!
00:03:36She likes...
00:03:37I love you, Jeff.
00:03:40Seth Astor is an absolute devil!
00:03:44Viki!
00:03:44Oh my god, your underwear is showing!
00:03:46Oh my god, that's been showing the whole time.
00:03:48Seth saw it!
00:03:50Sweetie, we are moving in with your stepfather today.
00:03:52He is the most powerful man in the States.
00:03:54You have to behave, okay?
00:03:55Okay, Mom.
00:03:56Come on.
00:04:06Holy crap, this place looks like a royal palace.
00:04:09Go on, Phoebe.
00:04:10Back on the door.
00:04:11Say hi to your stepfather.
00:04:30Hey, Steph, sis.
00:04:32You've got to be kidding me.
00:04:33The devil is my stepbrother?
00:04:39What's with that, huh?
00:04:40You're not going to say hi to your new stepbrother?
00:04:42It's not very light.
00:04:43I see.
00:04:56Hey, stay away from me.
00:04:58Yeah, I know I'm a lot bigger than Conrad, but you don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:05:01Hot jerk.
00:05:02You don't come close to Conrad, okay?
00:05:04He's got the manners of a prince, and you, you're just some talky devil.
00:05:08Now give me my letter back.
00:05:09If I'm the devil, then why would I give anything back?
00:05:13Kitty chat.
00:05:15You've got some nerve.
00:05:19Fine, I'll get it myself.
00:05:24It's a piece of advice.
00:05:25Got it.
00:05:27Don't you ever touch my stomach?
00:05:29Or what?
00:05:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:39I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
00:05:43Try to avoid me.
00:05:49Hey.
00:05:51All right, get off me.
00:05:52No, I can't.
00:05:52Get off me.
00:05:53No, no, no, no.
00:05:53I can't, I can't.
00:05:54Stop.
00:05:55Stop.
00:05:55Hey.
00:05:57You know, you did it to yourself.
00:05:58No, just, just give me, give me, give me, or whatever.
00:06:00Yeah, or what?
00:06:01Are you going to bite me again?
00:06:06Stop biting me, kitty cat.
00:06:07You asked for it.
00:06:08All right?
00:06:09All right.
00:06:11All right.
00:06:12All right.
00:06:13All right.
00:06:13All right.
00:06:14All right.
00:06:16I can't do it.
00:06:17All right.
00:06:18T.T., what are you doing?
00:06:19Help me.
00:06:20Get off me.
00:06:21What's going on?
00:06:23Mom.
00:06:24Mr. Astor.
00:06:28T.T., can't swim.
00:06:29She fell in and I was saving her.
00:06:31But now we're just playing, right?
00:06:32Yeah, look at me.
00:06:35Yeah, he's right.
00:06:37Just look at them.
00:06:38Just like brother and sister.
00:06:39I haven't seen Seth smile like that in a long time.
00:06:43Thank God.
00:06:44I knew they'd get along.
00:06:46Just like us.
00:06:47Mm-hmm.
00:06:47Maybe we should get her a film as well.
00:06:51Maybe we should put you in.
00:06:52Aw.
00:06:53Mom hasn't smiled like that since Dad passed away.
00:06:56She looks so happy with Mr. Astor.
00:06:58I can't let my drama with that devil Seth ruin her new life.
00:07:06Well, let's raise our glasses and welcome Fifi and Sophia to our family.
00:07:17We're family.
00:07:21Seth.
00:07:22Today's your first day at Loyola High.
00:07:24If you need any help, ask Fifi.
00:07:26She wins scholarships every year.
00:07:28Wow.
00:07:29She's also very popular amongst the football team.
00:07:34How's that?
00:07:36Actually, I have something to show you guys.
00:07:43No.
00:07:43That's my fantasy.
00:07:45He's not going to show it to them.
00:07:46Stop it.
00:07:47Fifi.
00:07:48Hey, Seth is showing us his winner's card.
00:07:50Why are you acting so rude?
00:07:52I'm sorry.
00:07:53I didn't.
00:08:04Sorry, my stepsister has something on her lips and, uh...
00:08:07Thank you, stepbrother.
00:08:08I can do it myself.
00:08:09This annoying devil.
00:08:12I have to get my letter back tonight.
00:08:31I guess the big devil has a big thing.
00:08:40Jesus, where did he hide my letter?
00:08:49Ew, that's gross.
00:08:57What a waste.
00:08:59A devil with the face of an angel.
00:09:01Maybe he's under his pillow?
00:09:04Uh, maybe it's behind him?
00:09:12Uh, this is awkward.
00:09:14Oh!
00:09:15Oh!
00:09:16You, you, you weren't asleep?
00:09:18No, some kitty cat snuck away into my room and, uh, woke me up.
00:09:21Don't be paranoid.
00:09:23Just give me back my letter.
00:09:25Oh, you're letting me in your, uh, your schmuck?
00:09:27Your porn?
00:09:28Shut up.
00:09:30I hid you later in my underwear.
00:09:32Oh, what?
00:09:34What?
00:09:34What's that?
00:09:35I don't really.
00:09:36Yes, sir?
00:09:37I'm sorry.
00:09:41Oh, no, pervert!
00:09:46So what are you telling me that you're sleeping in my room until 12 o'clock at night?
00:09:49Just for the letter?
00:09:50You're sleeping in my room and, you know, I think that there's, uh, something else.
00:09:53No, there's not, I'm not interested.
00:09:55Just give me back my letter.
00:09:59It's crazy while I start writing this, uh, smud or pornography, you know.
00:10:02Shut up.
00:10:02It's none of your business.
00:10:03Give it to me.
00:10:04Give it to me.
00:10:04Give it to me.
00:10:07You know, I read this.
00:10:09Very interesting stuff.
00:10:11You have very big imagination, but there's something that's just a little, uh, inexperienced
00:10:14about the whole thing.
00:10:15Tell me, Phoebe.
00:10:16Are you a virgin?
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:23Just a nerdy virgin, okay?
00:10:24I have no experience.
00:10:26Happy now?
00:10:27I'm not like you.
00:10:28I'm not some hot flirt who owns the game every time I walk on the field.
00:10:39I've been trying for so long to tell Conrad how I feel, but I messed it up.
00:10:43I didn't give him my love letter.
00:10:44I gave you my dumb horn.
00:10:47You must think the biggest joke ever.
00:10:54You want your letter back?
00:10:55Yes.
00:10:55All right, well, then you and I are going to have to come up with some kind of arrangement.
00:10:58Let me guess.
00:10:59You want me to be your servant for some time?
00:11:07But I do want you to be my assistant.
00:11:09That means I need your help with my homework, football, and you have to do basically everything
00:11:12that I say.
00:11:12Once I feel satisfied, you can have your letter back.
00:11:15Fine.
00:11:17But I need it in writing.
00:11:19Sign.
00:11:20You know, I had a feeling you were going to say something like that, so I had something
00:11:22written up.
00:11:27Personal assistant agreement.
00:11:28Phoebe agrees to be Seth's personal assistant.
00:11:30In exchange, Seth agrees to return Phoebe's personal letter once the arrangement is complete.
00:11:33Sign here.
00:11:34You sign it first.
00:11:37Done.
00:11:37It's a unique guest.
00:11:39Wasn't complimenting you.
00:11:42All right.
00:11:43It's official.
00:11:44Starting tomorrow night, you are mine.
00:11:45You're my assistant.
00:11:47Congratulations.
00:11:48It's a pleasure doing business with you.
00:11:51See you for your first day tomorrow.
00:12:00Get out of the way, devil.
00:12:02Where are you going?
00:12:03School.
00:12:04Where else are we going?
00:12:05Aren't you forgetting that you're supposed to be my assistant now?
00:12:07Look, I don't want to go to school with you.
00:12:09Or let people know that we're step-siblings.
00:12:11You're trouble reincarnated.
00:12:12Everywhere you go, eyes follow.
00:12:13And I just want to be invisible, okay?
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:21You're going to love this.
00:12:22I love it.
00:12:22I love it.
00:12:23I love it.
00:12:23As well.
00:12:24As your step-brother, it's my job to get you to school every day.
00:12:26It's just us out here.
00:12:27You can drop the whole fake brother act.
00:12:29Why don't you keep your voice down?
00:12:31I don't think you want mommy and daddy coming out here and seeing us yelling.
00:12:35See what I mean?
00:12:35Have fun, kids.
00:12:37Be careful now.
00:12:40All right.
00:12:42You ready?
00:12:43No.
00:12:44No.
00:12:47Seth, ask her, slow down.
00:12:52What?
00:12:52You're safe with me.
00:12:55I'm going to do it like that.
00:12:59Stupid idiot.
00:13:00Is that dork, Stevie, getting off of Seth's motorcycle?
00:13:03That dumb nerd dares to cling to Seth.
00:13:05She wants attention.
00:13:07Fine.
00:13:07I got it.
00:13:07Let's make sure she gets it.
00:13:16Conrad, hi.
00:13:28Take my shirt.
00:13:33Well, well.
00:13:34Brave little Fifi professed her love, huh?
00:13:38No, I can't let Conrad think something is going on between me and Seth.
00:13:42I have to explain everything to him.
00:13:44Hey.
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:47Hold on, sister.
00:13:48You're all kind of thirsty.
00:13:50I am.
00:13:51Do it later.
00:13:52Don't forget.
00:13:58Open it.
00:14:01I'm going to get that.
00:14:02I'm going to get that.
00:14:03I'm going to get that.
00:14:05I'm going to get that.
00:14:06I'm going to get that.
00:14:08I'm going to get that.
00:14:09Be gentle.
00:14:10Give me a bite.
00:14:11Come on.
00:14:11Give me a bite.
00:14:13That slut.
00:14:15Wasn't Phoebe, like, obsessed with you?
00:14:17She used to bring you water and towels every day.
00:14:19Now she's all over set.
00:14:20Isn't the linebacker hotter than the quarterback now?
00:14:23Nah, she's just a fangirl.
00:14:24Be nice for once.
00:14:25She clings to you.
00:14:26I guess so.
00:14:27I don't know.
00:14:30Hey, Conrad.
00:14:31You want a water?
00:14:32Thanks, Phoebe.
00:14:33Um, Conrad, about last night, I just wanted to do this.
00:14:41Oh, you want to get that ball?
00:14:46Seth Astor, I agreed to be your personal assistant, not your servant.
00:14:51Give the ball from me.
00:14:54You know, my assistant only has one job.
00:14:56Keeping her eyes on me.
00:14:58You are such a control freak.
00:15:00I wish I could be as annoyingly cocky as you are for the day.
00:15:04You know what?
00:15:05Why don't I take you home and tie you up and teach you some fucking manners?
00:15:08Anytime you're in.
00:15:09The dirty mouth like yours, anyone who kisses you would probably puke.
00:15:11Yeah, why don't you give me a try?
00:15:12Nope.
00:15:13Watch out!
00:15:17Watch out!
00:15:20Oh, my God.
00:15:21That devil stole my first kiss.
00:15:36Sorry.
00:15:36Jerk, you stole my first kiss.
00:15:38Relax, it wasn't a real kiss.
00:15:39Easy for you to say, you thief.
00:15:40Hey, you know, I think I just raised your status.
00:15:42You know, people see you with me, they're going to think of you as something more than just a weird
00:15:44little virgin girl.
00:15:45Who knows, maybe Conrad will ask you out now.
00:15:57Oh, my God.
00:15:58Oh, my God.
00:15:58He stole my first kiss.
00:15:59I was saving for Conrad.
00:16:04Bitch, this is what you got.
00:16:05I'm just gonna stop.
00:16:07Oh, my God.
00:16:14Where?
00:16:15Where did my clothes go?
00:16:16Get ready, everyone.
00:16:17We're about to see our nerdy virgin Phoebe Jean completely naked.
00:16:22What do I do?
00:16:23What do I do?
00:16:28Where the hell did she go?
00:16:36Oh, that slut ran into the boys' locker rooms.
00:16:48Let's move.
00:16:54Hey, Seth.
00:16:56Did I just hear a girl's voice?
00:16:58What the hell?
00:16:59Conrad's next door?
00:17:01Hello?
00:17:02Seth, are you seeing someone?
00:17:03Oh, yeah.
00:17:04Why don't you mind your own business?
00:17:06Why don't I tell them the truth?
00:17:07Yeah, let's talk about the boys' truth.
00:17:08Conrad can't find out I'm in here.
00:17:10Absolutely not.
00:17:11Baby Jean, our naked nerd.
00:17:13Come on out.
00:17:14Don't be shy.
00:17:16Baby Jean.
00:17:17Help me.
00:17:20All right, then you know what?
00:17:22You owe me one favor and you have to do anything I say.
00:17:24A big one.
00:17:24All right.
00:17:26Seth, don't tell me Phoebe Jean's actually in your stall.
00:17:29Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:30You know what?
00:17:30You don't miss anything.
00:17:32Come on out, Phoebe.
00:17:33We heard you scream.
00:17:39What?
00:17:41You know, that you being you guys group is this.
00:17:44Just watch me a little, uh, gameplay.
00:17:46You know what I mean?
00:17:51Seth, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
00:18:02Don't you ever let me catch you guys in men's locker room filming again?
00:18:04Or else it's not going to be your fault tonight, right?
00:18:06Get out of here.
00:18:06I'm sorry.
00:18:07I'm sorry.
00:18:07It was a misunderstanding.
00:18:09Okay, I'm leaving.
00:18:09Cleaning?
00:18:10Cleaning?
00:18:13Seth, I hope this little scandal here isn't distracting you from practice.
00:18:24Coat is clear.
00:18:31Thanks.
00:18:34Yeah, no problem.
00:18:35Don't forget that you, uh, you open up.
00:18:37Why don't you put your clothes on, sister?
00:18:38Just because you saved me once doesn't make you my boss, devil.
00:18:52I'm feeling a little thirsty.
00:18:54I should give me some boys to drink.
00:18:57Right, Mr. Astor.
00:19:03Where the hell did that kitty cat run off to?
00:19:05Phoebe!
00:19:06Hey, Phoebe!
00:19:09He saved me so far.
00:19:11I got him kicked in six nights and now what?
00:19:13Hey!
00:19:23You threw yourself at Seth, kissing him with a dirty mouth just to get noticed.
00:19:29Pathetic.
00:19:29Trash like you who wants back, dumpster.
00:19:32Troll with flies and fuzz.
00:19:39Are you insane?
00:19:40You have no idea what actually happened between Seth and I.
00:19:43I don't need to.
00:19:45Apologize for insulting Seth.
00:19:46Kneel.
00:19:47Ow!
00:19:50Abby!
00:19:51Stop!
00:19:52Please, somebody help me!
00:19:54No one's coming to save you.
00:19:55This place is locked down.
00:20:02OMG!
00:20:03What are you, freak?
00:20:05Even I feel bad for you, childish virgin loser.
00:20:09I bet you secretly dream about being fucked by Seth.
00:20:12Stop!
00:20:13Please, I don't want anything.
00:20:14I'm not trying to mess with you guys.
00:20:16Hey, Phoebe!
00:20:17Hey, Phoebe!
00:20:18Open up!
00:20:26Get the fuck out of me!
00:20:27Hold on, hold on!
00:20:31Seth!
00:20:32What are you doing?
00:20:37Do you disgust me?
00:20:39I'm gonna have to be trapped.
00:20:42Get the fuck out of me!
00:20:46Fuck!
00:20:49Give me your phone.
00:20:54Are you okay?
00:20:56They wouldn't have bullied me, they aren't ready.
00:20:58No, I'm not.
00:20:58Yes, they are.
00:20:58This is your fault.
00:21:00Please, hello.
00:21:02No, Phoebe.
00:21:03Phoebe!
00:21:09If you mess with Phoebe, you mess with me.
00:21:11Do not fuck with me, okay?
00:21:16Get the fuck out of my sight.
00:21:18Now!
00:21:19Get out!
00:21:19Rob, close your leg.
00:21:20You butt all in.
00:21:29Hey, Phoebe.
00:21:32Phoebe?
00:21:34Hey.
00:21:37Uh, Phoebe?
00:21:40Hey, what the...
00:21:40Whoa!
00:21:44Oh, my God.
00:21:45Phoebe!
00:21:47Oh, you're burning up.
00:22:06I don't need your pay.
00:22:07You're rich and popular.
00:22:09You'll never actually care about me.
00:22:11All I wanted was to be noticed.
00:22:13Just shine like Conrad, but all I got was your humiliation.
00:22:18Take these.
00:22:22Take this.
00:22:30I promise you, I won't ever let anybody bully you ever again.
00:22:33And I'm sorry that I should have bleed.
00:22:36Well, the devil himself is actually apologizing.
00:22:39The devil doesn't apologize.
00:22:42I do.
00:22:56I dream that one day I can shine.
00:22:59On the final homecoming stage.
00:23:07Then I can be confident and happy.
00:23:10Like other girls.
00:23:18You've been working so hard.
00:23:20Get better, Phoebe.
00:23:21And I'll help make your dreams come true.
00:23:27Shut up.
00:23:29Wait.
00:23:29I'll see you in my bed.
00:23:31Phoebe!
00:23:31Time to get up or you'll be late!
00:23:36Phoebe!
00:23:37Time to get up or you'll be late!
00:23:38Right.
00:23:40Phoebe?
00:23:41Phoebe, will you check to me?
00:23:42I won't get a thing.
00:23:44Phoebe?
00:23:47Phoebe, you hear me?
00:23:57Um.
00:23:58Um, I had a fever last night and my head hurts.
00:24:03Oh, poor thing.
00:24:04Get some rest, okay?
00:24:05I'm heading to school now.
00:24:06Bye.
00:24:07Bye.
00:24:09Okay, you're gonna go.
00:24:10Let me go.
00:24:12You get the lift?
00:24:13What?
00:24:14Stop it!
00:24:15I got it.
00:24:16Thanks for taking care of me last night.
00:24:20Sleeping in the same bed.
00:24:21We're not that close.
00:24:22All right, then get out.
00:24:23This is my room.
00:24:24Whatever.
00:24:25I'll go to school first.
00:24:27I'll go to school first.
00:24:35Look at him, he's crazy.
00:24:36Bro, he's totally the PC girl.
00:24:41Get out of my sight.
00:24:42Or else you're gonna be your bare ass to post all of the internet.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:46Maybe he's not that bad.
00:24:50Hey, Phoebe!
00:24:51Hey, Phoebe!
00:24:52Open up!
00:25:04Let me help you.
00:25:06Want to know what's the name you care about your double step, Renee?
00:25:09Howdy, I've got a school.
00:25:10What are you calling?
00:25:11Let me help you.
00:25:13Let me help you.
00:25:15Let me help you.
00:25:16Let me help you.
00:25:18Once you stay closer, I fall down.
00:25:25Once we fall, I soon drown.
00:25:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:27Hey, stop zoning out.
00:26:31Take me to school.
00:26:33I want you to drive me to school again?
00:26:37Yeah, I guess so.
00:26:42Hey, take a seat.
00:26:44Right here.
00:26:46I want you to take it easy today.
00:26:48No assistant work for you.
00:26:49Oh, how generous of you.
00:26:55You heard?
00:26:57Seth lost it yesterday.
00:26:59For her.
00:27:01No way.
00:27:01Something's going on between them?
00:27:03Wasn't Phoebe Oliver Conrad before?
00:27:06All right, I'm going to get to my house.
00:27:17Phoebe, you okay?
00:27:20Conrad.
00:27:27Hey, Phoebe.
00:27:30Don't drink that.
00:27:31Drink this.
00:27:31It's much better.
00:27:34That's a bit.
00:27:35That's for Phoebe, not you.
00:27:41Conrad, I'm not thirsty.
00:27:43You can have it.
00:27:44Thanks, Phoebe.
00:27:58Um, anyway, we should get to class.
00:28:02See you later, kitty cat.
00:28:04Kitty cat?
00:28:05Yeah, I think he's my assistant now.
00:28:06She'll work for me.
00:28:07So why don't you stay away from me?
00:28:08Got it?
00:28:09All right, I'll see you.
00:28:10I'll be right back.
00:28:13Seth, anything or anyone you care about, it's mine now.
00:28:21Conrad, always looks so perfect.
00:28:24All right, everyone.
00:28:26Time to pair up.
00:28:27The topic is, what makes Jean Valjean change from bad to good?
00:28:33You have ten minutes to discuss, and then we'll present to the class.
00:28:41I, I think it's because of love.
00:28:44He found someone who finally was all the good in him.
00:28:46I think you have brilliant ideas for you.
00:29:04Look at Seth's face.
00:29:05Low-key salty.
00:29:07Bro, he's totally into that beefy girl.
00:29:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:12Bro, what the fuck?
00:29:23Just wait, Phoebe.
00:29:24Jean.
00:29:31Where the hell did she go?
00:29:35Hey.
00:29:36You know, the curfew in this house is eight o'clock.
00:29:40You scared the shit out of me.
00:29:41I mean, thanks for covering me.
00:29:48What's this for?
00:29:49Uh, Conrad invited me to his band rehearsal.
00:29:51He's helping me through courts.
00:29:52N-O-C-T-E-E.
00:29:55Shut up.
00:29:57You're not allowed to go anywhere without me.
00:29:59You understand?
00:30:00Especially Conrad.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:03You're a step-brother.
00:30:07Play nice kid, Tia.
00:30:09Meow.
00:30:10Meow.
00:30:13Thanks for the guitar.
00:30:15Just your step-brother, huh?
00:30:24Hey, wake up.
00:30:25You gotta go sleep.
00:30:26It's morning time.
00:30:29Let's go.
00:30:30Let's go.
00:30:32Look, I need your fashion advice.
00:30:35Which bra should I wear with this dress?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41She is so beautiful.
00:30:44White or pink?
00:30:46The white one.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:49Where are you, uh, all of a sudden into fashion?
00:30:52Because I want to make a good impression on Conrad.
00:30:53All right.
00:30:55Oh, on Conrad.
00:30:56Oh, Conrad.
00:30:57How can we even talk about this fucking Conrad?
00:30:58You know I like him.
00:30:59Yeah, whatever.
00:31:00So why are you getting mad?
00:31:01I'm not getting mad.
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:03Why don't you drive yourself to school?
00:31:05What do I do to piss him off now?
00:31:08Hello.
00:31:26You twisted slut.
00:31:28You do not deserve to breathe the same air as Seth.
00:31:30What the hell are you talking about?
00:31:32Hey, baby jeans.
00:31:33How should you try to sleep with you for a night?
00:31:34Or with your mom?
00:31:35Let go of me.
00:31:43Who the hell did this?
00:31:46Like mother, like daughter.
00:31:48Both with blood.
00:31:49Shameless freak.
00:31:50Kick them out.
00:31:51Kick them out.
00:31:53Kick them out.
00:31:54Kick them out.
00:31:56Kick them out.
00:31:57Kick them out.
00:31:58Kick them out.
00:31:59Kick them out.
00:32:02Seth's signature.
00:32:04You sign first.
00:32:08Seth, I thought you weren't bad, but I was so wrong about you.
00:32:13What are you talking about?
00:32:15Oh, my God.
00:32:17Oh, my God.
00:32:20Hey.
00:32:21Seth, Aster, you're actually the devil.
00:32:25Phoebe, what are you talking about?
00:32:26Hey, hey.
00:32:28I trusted you, and I was wrong.
00:32:30If you hate me, fine, take it out on me.
00:32:31But don't you dare talk shit about my mother.
00:32:33Hey, what are you talking about?
00:32:34Let go of me.
00:32:35Please, stop.
00:32:35Calm down.
00:32:37I will never believe a single word you say ever again.
00:32:40Okay, Phoebe.
00:32:41Phoebe.
00:32:44Who's this?
00:32:56Hello, yes.
00:32:57There have been some fake pictures going around with my stepmother.
00:32:59I want them all deleted.
00:33:00Permanently wiped off the face of the earth.
00:33:02Do you understand?
00:33:02Okay, and whoever did this, I want them to fucking suffer.
00:33:04Got it?
00:33:10Oh, hey.
00:33:12Phoebe, what happened?
00:33:15Hey.
00:33:16Whoever hurt you, don't let them see you cry.
00:33:23Hey, we see you.
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:37Of course, Seth.
00:33:38She's like you since the beginning.
00:33:41Hey, get to fall the ball back.
00:33:42It's okay?
00:33:43Here.
00:33:45Conrad almost kissed me.
00:33:46It's time to kick that devil Seth out of my life.
00:33:52Perfect, partner.
00:33:53You keep Phoebe away from Seth, make her yours, and I'll bribe the coach.
00:33:56Get you a varsity captain.
00:33:59Deal.
00:34:01Deal.
00:34:04Let's make your night unforgettable.
00:34:09Let's see what secrets our nerd has in store for us.
00:34:18Oh.
00:34:20This is legend.
00:34:23Poor Phoebe.
00:34:24You are going to be the biggest joke tonight.
00:34:33It's from Conrad.
00:34:34Phoebe, I'd like to invite you to a costume party I'm hosting tonight.
00:34:37Sunset Boulevard at 8 p.m.
00:34:39I'd like to see you then.
00:34:48This is insane.
00:34:52Hey, Phoebe.
00:34:53There's a party tonight.
00:34:54I was wondering if you don't know if you wanted to go with me.
00:34:56I'm not going.
00:34:57Just leave me alone.
00:34:59I got this for you.
00:35:01Cut the axe.
00:35:02Get out of my sight.
00:35:06No matter what I do, she won't forgive me.
00:35:12I trust you, Seth.
00:35:13But you hurt my mom.
00:35:14And I will never forgive you.
00:35:21Don't sleep.
00:35:28Hey, Conrad.
00:35:31Hi, little Phoebe.
00:35:33Stacy.
00:35:36What are you doing here?
00:35:38What are you doing here?
00:35:40Eric invited me.
00:35:42Conrad's not hosting this party.
00:35:45You set me up.
00:35:46I'm leaving.
00:35:47Hey, it's party time, Phoebe.
00:35:50Take off your coat so we can see what your life is.
00:35:52Let go of me.
00:35:53Let go of me.
00:35:59No way.
00:36:01Phoebe Jean, the flat-chested nerd in a skimpy maid outfit?
00:36:04A nerd like her is secretly a dirty maid on the inside.
00:36:07Everyone, please stop.
00:36:08Attention.
00:36:08Attention, everyone.
00:36:09The best part is fear.
00:36:10It's time to read our horny maid, Phoebe's erotic fantasy.
00:36:14Please, please, please.
00:36:15You took my virginity and thrust into my core until I could feel your warmth.
00:36:21No, no, no.
00:36:23No, no, no.
00:36:24Not for you.
00:36:25Please, stop.
00:36:26Please, stop.
00:36:27Keep reading.
00:36:28Keep reading.
00:36:30Yes, Conrad.
00:36:39I called out your name.
00:36:40Oh, my God.
00:36:41Did you actually go porn about Conrad?
00:36:43You filthy slut.
00:36:44That's sick.
00:36:45Conrad, it's not true.
00:36:46You melt me with white cream.
00:36:50Little virgin pee-pee.
00:36:51You crave a real dick.
00:36:52I'm so mad.
00:36:53Please, stop it.
00:36:55Bring on the no-go.
00:37:01Oh, my God.
00:37:02Oh, my God.
00:37:05Oh, my God.
00:37:06Oh, my God.
00:37:06Oh, my God.
00:37:07Oh, my God.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:14Oh, my God.
00:37:16Yo, get that cream on it.
00:37:22I would rather disappear.
00:37:24He'll press me into the bathtub and make me wet.
00:37:27This is pathetic.
00:37:29No man will ever want to experience any of these things unless it's with me.
00:37:33Oh, my God.
00:37:44No one's coming to save you.
00:37:46Not Conrad.
00:37:48Not Seth.
00:37:49You want to know a secret?
00:37:50It wasn't Seth.
00:37:51It was me who exposed your mother's slutty photos.
00:37:59I was wrong about Seth.
00:38:01I was wrong about Seth.
00:38:01I even slapped him.
00:38:02He's never coming for me now.
00:38:06Phoebe!
00:38:31Back off.
00:38:34you okay look at me look at me i'm so sorry that i was letting you i'm so sorry
00:38:42why did you save that desperate virgin oh be careful she might write about you in her next
00:38:47erotic fantasy
00:38:51you know what the funny thing is stacy i love phoebe's writing
00:38:58i love it so much i'm gonna make it real right now
00:39:05he puts me on the table and he grabs an ice cube he puts it between his lips
00:39:09he leans in and he moves the ice around me
00:39:15no
00:39:16oh my god
00:39:45you know phoebe was my ex
00:39:49this is the best i've ever had
00:39:52he said i was his ex
00:39:56bbg that bugly slut is your ex you the most popular boy in our school uh yeah that's what i
00:40:02just said
00:40:02dumbass that's why i would never tolerate anybody trying to hurt her especially not some dumb
00:40:06stuck up trash talking bitch like yourself
00:40:09no no no no no no no no
00:40:17and now nobody goes in and helps her until phoebe says that's enough
00:40:26And you know what? I better not catch any videos of this online.
00:40:28Or else every single one of you is getting kicked off the team.
00:40:30Phone. Now.
00:40:32Phone. Thank you. Phone.
00:40:34Give me your fucking phone.
00:40:38What are you doing?
00:40:43All right, now I'm going to fuck Phoebe on this table.
00:40:45So why don't you guys all get lost?
00:40:47Now, get the fuck out of here.
00:40:51What do you think? You want me to do it?
00:40:54I'm just kidding.
00:40:58You okay?
00:40:59You can let me down. I can walk.
00:41:03Take it easy, killer.
00:41:04Why does it feel like I don't want to let him go?
00:41:07Can we go somewhere else?
00:41:09I want to go check out one of my secret spots.
00:41:25Who is she?
00:41:30Who is she?
00:41:31That's my mom.
00:41:33She died a couple years ago.
00:41:36I'm sorry. I didn't. No, I didn't mean to.
00:41:39It's okay.
00:41:39She's got some extra clothes, so I'll put these on.
00:41:43Try and stay warm.
00:41:44I want you to get and sit.
00:41:46Yeah, sure about it.
00:41:51You're good. You can turn back around.
00:41:54Thank you, Seth, for saving me tonight.
00:41:58I like the kitty cat is saying thank you to the devil, huh?
00:42:00I'm sorry I called you the devil.
00:42:02I was wrong. I didn't mean it.
00:42:04Come on.
00:42:05Come on.
00:42:09I'm curious, I wish.
00:42:17I wonder how it feels to go with a real 8-pack.
00:42:51Oh, am I crazy?
00:42:52Why would I fantasize about Seth?
00:42:54He's my stepbrother.
00:42:58Hold on.
00:43:03You know, I wasn't really nice to you and your mom when I first met you guys.
00:43:06I'm sorry about that.
00:43:07I had this weird thing that if I was nice to you guys that people would forget about my real
00:43:11mom.
00:43:11That's not true, though.
00:43:13And you guys are really pretty people.
00:43:15Thanks.
00:43:17And you're not so bad for a stepbrother.
00:43:20I don't want to be just your stepbrother.
00:43:22Well, I guess everyone at school thinks I'm a delusional pervert now.
00:43:25You know what you should do, Phoebe?
00:43:26Next week, walk back into school and blow everybody away and run for homecoming queen.
00:43:30What?
00:43:30Not me.
00:43:31Are you serious?
00:43:32Absolutely.
00:43:32Listen, people forget about any kind of rumor if you're confident.
00:43:35And I'll be there to help you out.
00:43:37What do you say?
00:43:40I think this one will be perfect.
00:43:44Uh, nah.
00:43:45I think this will suit you better.
00:43:49Oh, no.
00:43:54You say I'm the only one you need.
00:44:00Oh, yeah.
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:03That's great.
00:44:04That's confidence.
00:44:08Wow.
00:44:10Perfect.
00:44:16Hey, field.
00:44:16Scared.
00:44:17You got this.
00:44:18Confidence.
00:44:18Conference.
00:44:20Therefore, you're going to step back.
00:44:21And then you're going to go to the side.
00:44:23And then they're going to go together.
00:44:26Sorry.
00:44:26Put your arms around my neck.
00:44:27Like this.
00:44:29Actually, why don't you stand on my feet?
00:44:31Yeah.
00:44:31Stay down.
00:44:33I'll guide you.
00:44:35Why am I attracted to him now?
00:44:37He smells so good.
00:44:50You ready, princess?
00:44:52Yep.
00:44:54Wow.
00:44:54She's like super hot.
00:44:56Is that Phoebe G?
00:44:57She looks stunning.
00:45:02Oh, my God.
00:45:03Is that Phoebe?
00:45:04Pathetic virgin Turner the hot chick.
00:45:05What a glow up.
00:45:07In one weekend?
00:45:08Who changed her?
00:45:09Fine, nerd.
00:45:11You want to fight over homecoming queen?
00:45:12It's war.
00:45:14I'll make you regret trying to steal my spotlight.
00:45:22You did all this?
00:45:24Yeah.
00:45:25Good PR matters.
00:45:26Yo, vote for Phoebe!
00:45:27Hey, vote for Phoebe, 2026!
00:45:28She's the best.
00:45:29Vote for Phoebe!
00:45:30Damn, Phoebe!
00:45:31You totally got our votes.
00:45:34See what I mean?
00:45:34Confidence.
00:45:35Thank you, Seth.
00:45:36Really?
00:45:37Yeah.
00:45:40What's she so proud of?
00:45:41Homecoming queen is going to be me!
00:45:43Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:45:45Hey, Phoebe!
00:45:47I'll be right back.
00:45:50Hey.
00:45:51Hi.
00:45:51Hey, um, I voted for you.
00:45:53And about the other night, I'm sorry.
00:45:56I should have stood up for you.
00:45:57No, it's totally fine.
00:46:07Excuse me.
00:46:12Let me make it up to you.
00:46:14Dinner tonight?
00:46:15A date with Conrad?
00:46:16My dream is coming true.
00:46:17I need to tell Seth.
00:46:21Why am I not as happy as I thought I'd be?
00:46:30So?
00:46:31Joining me?
00:46:32Um, yeah.
00:46:33Sure.
00:46:34Perfect.
00:46:34Yes.
00:46:35I've always liked Conrad.
00:46:36All those fantasies I had about Seth were just illusions.
00:46:39We should both have our own relationships.
00:46:41Let's go.
00:46:41Okay.
00:46:45Don't ever touch him again.
00:46:47What should I wear tonight?
00:46:48My first date with Conrad.
00:46:57Seth's taste isn't so bad.
00:47:04Hey, Mom, can you help me with this?
00:47:06This bird's stuck.
00:47:12I don't think you are.
00:47:22Mom, stop.
00:47:23Stop!
00:47:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:47:37I like a hair like this.
00:47:38It looks good.
00:47:45Come here.
00:47:47All right.
00:47:48All right.
00:47:50What are you doing?
00:47:51Well, because I told everybody that we were exes.
00:47:53So, uh, I should make it look real.
00:47:57Okay.
00:48:00Conrad.
00:48:01What do you say?
00:48:01That's Conrad texting me.
00:48:02Hey, I'll be outside of your house at 7 p.m.
00:48:04You see you there.
00:48:06What are you guys, uh, going on a little date?
00:48:08He asked me to dinner.
00:48:09Cute, cute.
00:48:09Well, why don't we, uh, leave him a little voice message.
00:48:11Hey, Conrad, this is Seth.
00:48:12Uh, I'm calling you from inside Phoebe's bed right now.
00:48:15She keeps trying to take my shirt off and tell her how much she likes me.
00:48:17So why don't you fuck off and find some other plants in her.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19Later.
00:48:19Give it.
00:48:20Give it.
00:48:20Give it.
00:48:20What?
00:48:21Oh, come on.
00:48:21What?
00:48:23What?
00:48:24What are you going to do now, kitty cat?
00:48:26You got right there?
00:48:28Right there.
00:48:29Right there.
00:48:34Seth, I'm serious.
00:48:35I like Conrad.
00:48:37I don't want him to think you and I are a thing.
00:48:38Do it because we're not.
00:48:44Why does my heart feel so heavy?
00:48:55You're really going to pick him, Phoebe.
00:49:00Hey.
00:49:00Man, listen.
00:49:01I dug into that Conrad guy like you asked.
00:49:03Dude, he's sketchy.
00:49:04Spiking drinks, messing with girls at parties.
00:49:06Total trouble.
00:49:07This is not good.
00:49:07All right.
00:49:08Well, um, thank you for letting me know.
00:49:09All right.
00:49:10Bye.
00:49:20Great.
00:49:20Goodbye.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23Let's dance.
00:49:24Let's dance.
00:49:37Phoebe, you look so hot tonight.
00:49:41Kind of kicking myself not asking you out earlier.
00:49:45Say something, Phoebe.
00:49:46You're literally dancing with your crush right now.
00:49:48Oh, thanks.
00:49:50I guess we have Seth to thank for this outfit.
00:49:54Shit.
00:49:55Did I just bring out my crush's enemy?
00:49:57Come on, Phoebe.
00:49:59Phoebe, answer the fucking phone.
00:50:01Your call is forwarded to an automatic voice message.
00:50:03That's fucking damage.
00:50:07Let's, uh, leave him out of that.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:11Therefore, you can step back and then you can go to the side.
00:50:14I'll guide you.
00:50:16So ready?
00:50:17If Seth were here, I'd want to dance with him.
00:50:20Come on, Phoebe.
00:50:21Let's grab a drink.
00:50:30Here you go.
00:50:32Thanks.
00:50:33Cheers.
00:50:42Phoebe!
00:50:44Phoebe!
00:50:44God, Phoebe.
00:50:47Phoebe!
00:50:48Hey, Phoebe!
00:50:49Hey, Phoebe!
00:50:50Do I know you?
00:50:52No, I'm so sorry.
00:50:53Um.
00:50:58Phoebe!
00:50:59Phoebe!
00:51:00Hey, shut it, asshole!
00:51:01You're making my ears, please!
00:51:09Where are you, Phoebe?
00:51:18Phoebe!
00:51:21Hey, Phoebe, don't drink it.
00:51:22Excuse me.
00:51:23Who the hell?
00:51:24The guy from us.
00:51:26Seth, what are you doing here?
00:51:34What the hell is wrong with you?
00:51:36All right, Mom, let's go.
00:51:36Who the hell do you think you are taking her away?
00:51:40Hey, who the hell do you think you are taking her away?
00:51:42Oh, why don't you never speak to me again?
00:51:44Come on, let's go.
00:51:44I have to protect Phoebe from guys like you.
00:51:47Players and bullies.
00:51:48All right.
00:51:50Excuse me.
00:51:57You're making a drop of the act now, you fucking hypocrite.
00:51:59Stay away from me.
00:52:00The rest of the next time, it's gonna be your head that I smash.
00:52:01She can figure out.
00:52:02Are you crazy?
00:52:04Yeah, are you okay?
00:52:05Let's go.
00:52:05Come on.
00:52:06Let go of me.
00:52:07Hey, you know what?
00:52:07You owe me.
00:52:08Seriously?
00:52:09Yeah, I didn't forget.
00:52:10I'm like the devil again.
00:52:11I'm gonna count to three.
00:52:12One.
00:52:14Two.
00:52:14Sorry, Connor, I have to go.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:17Follow me.
00:52:19Bad move, Seth.
00:52:20You're gonna regret this.
00:52:23Stop.
00:52:24No, if I say it's time to go, it's time to go.
00:52:26Don't give me a fucking hard time next time.
00:52:27You can't tell me what to do.
00:52:28Yes, I do.
00:52:29Seth, after, do you realize what you just did?
00:52:30What I just did?
00:52:31Yes, you ruined my date, and you hurt Conrad.
00:52:34Conrad is a fucking snake, and if I didn't show up when I did,
00:52:36he'd be drugged and unconscious in his bed right now.
00:52:38Oh, cut it out.
00:52:39He's not like that, okay?
00:52:41Oh, he's not like that.
00:52:41He's not.
00:52:42He's gentle.
00:52:42You are so fucking stupid, so...
00:52:44No, he would never do that to me.
00:52:45You're just mad because he's more popular than you.
00:52:48Oh, because he's more popular than me?
00:52:49You think I give a fuck about who's popular?
00:52:50That's why you ruined my date.
00:52:51Did I ruin your precious date?
00:52:52I'm so fucking sorry that I ruined your precious fucking date
00:52:54after I called you 20 times.
00:52:56I drove around every bar in the city.
00:52:58I drove over three hours looking for you.
00:53:00You're like a fucking idiot.
00:53:02He searched for me for three hours?
00:53:04Because I'm such a fucking idiot, and I care about you!
00:53:08Don't touch my fucking car.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10Walk home.
00:53:17Goddammit, why did I tell them to walk home?
00:53:24There's a freaking storm.
00:53:25I can't walk home.
00:53:26Well, I have an umbrella and rainbow to the trunk, student.
00:53:28You're an idiot.
00:53:30Why'd you come back, huh?
00:53:30Why'd you go?
00:53:31Why?
00:53:32Why?
00:53:32Because I care about you, okay?
00:53:38You know what I want, Phoebe?
00:53:40I want to kiss you.
00:53:42I want to take off all your clothes.
00:53:43I want to swallow you whole way.
00:53:44You beg me for more.
00:53:53Seth, you don't know.
00:53:59I want to kiss her.
00:54:00I want to kiss you.
00:54:03I want to kiss you.
00:54:05I want to kiss you.
00:54:12I want to kiss you.
00:54:14Plus, he's your step-worker.
00:54:20Fifi, Seth, what happened to you two?
00:54:22You're soaked.
00:54:23Fifi, why don't you tell him?
00:54:26We forgot an umbrella.
00:54:28Hurry, go take a hot shower, both of you.
00:54:30You'll catch a cold.
00:54:31Got it.
00:54:32Come on, you first.
00:54:33Kids.
00:54:34No, move.
00:54:35Go.
00:54:48Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:54:51Wow.
00:54:52Okay.
00:54:57So good.
00:54:59Oh, hey.
00:55:01Where'd he go, where'd he go, where'd he go, where'd he go?
00:55:02Fifi?
00:55:03Hey, what's going on up there?
00:55:04You okay?
00:55:11Open the door.
00:55:11Fifi, what's going on?
00:55:12You okay?
00:55:14Everything's fine.
00:55:15Everything's fine.
00:55:16Let's go down.
00:55:17Get in the closet.
00:55:18Get in the closet.
00:55:19Get in the closet.
00:55:20Get in there.
00:55:22Breathe.
00:55:25Mom, Jacob, I saw a cockroach's ice cream, but everything's good.
00:55:31Still prepping for the homecoming?
00:55:33Mm-hmm.
00:55:34Don't push yourself too hard.
00:55:36Get some rest already.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:38Good night.
00:55:38Good night, sweetie.
00:55:39If you see the cockroach again, just tell me, all right?
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:44You're good.
00:55:45Yeah, what an asshole.
00:55:46What'd you say to you?
00:55:50Okay, oh my God.
00:55:51I'm not used to seeing a half-naked man.
00:55:54Shall we look at Phoebe, huh?
00:55:56Don't get the wrong idea.
00:55:58I was just trying to help you with your cut.
00:55:59The first aid kit's out there.
00:56:00You can do it yourself.
00:56:02Thank you, my dear, Phoebe.
00:56:03I'm all set.
00:56:06Put on.
00:56:09Put on, please.
00:56:10That hot asshole.
00:56:15Stop thinking about Seth.
00:56:17First, you have to apologize to Conrad for tonight.
00:56:21Conrad, are you feeling better?
00:56:22I'm really sorry about tonight.
00:56:24Can I make it up to you next time?
00:56:26Mm-hmm.
00:56:30I'm all right.
00:56:31Don't worry, Phoebe.
00:56:32I can't wait for our next date.
00:56:35You know what I want, Phoebe?
00:56:36I want to take off all your clothes.
00:56:37I want to swallow you whole lot.
00:56:38You beg me for more.
00:56:44Seth's my stepbrother.
00:56:45And clearly a player.
00:56:47So why does my heart keep racing for him?
00:56:5044!
00:56:5245!
00:56:5346!
00:56:54Come on, 47!
00:56:56It's strong!
00:56:5748!
00:56:57Come on, come on!
00:56:5949!
00:57:00One more!
00:57:02Work out.
00:57:03Come on, team on three!
00:57:04One, two, three, team!
00:57:07Trust me, man.
00:57:08Slutty little virgin Phoebe's basically mine already.
00:57:12No way, bro.
00:57:13How did you get her?
00:57:14Well, she's totally into me.
00:57:15I bet next time she'll end up with my bed.
00:57:17Shut your fucking mouth.
00:57:26Don't fly!
00:57:27Get the fuck off!
00:57:41Phoebe!
00:57:42Phoebe!
00:57:43Seth and Cara, they're fighting in the locker room.
00:57:46God.
00:57:47Stay the fuck away from her, okay?
00:57:49I know what you did for this girl.
00:57:50The party isn't fucking cool.
00:57:51Guess what, Seth?
00:57:52I can already imagine what she looks like.
00:57:53You won't even know me.
00:57:55Exactly.
00:57:56Wait a minute, huh?
00:57:57Stop it!
00:57:58Stop!
00:57:59You like that?
00:57:59Stop hurting him!
00:58:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:58:04What's wrong with me?
00:58:05What's your fucking problem?
00:58:06You keep going after him.
00:58:07You didn't do anything wrong.
00:58:08Are you blind?
00:58:09You're just fucking stupid.
00:58:10You still trust Comrade?
00:58:11You have no idea what he does.
00:58:13Yeah, I trust him.
00:58:14Because unlike you, he doesn't get off on hurting people.
00:58:18That's what you think of me, huh?
00:58:19Well, okay.
00:58:20Whatever happens to you, I don't care.
00:58:23Excuse me.
00:58:28What's wrong with that?
00:58:31Julie.
00:58:32Here.
00:58:33Savannah.
00:58:34Here.
00:58:35Phoebe.
00:58:36Here.
00:58:36Great.
00:58:37Seth.
00:58:40Seth.
00:58:42Okay.
00:58:43Tyler.
00:58:44Yes, Phoebe.
00:58:47He's not here either.
00:58:49Hey, Phoebe.
00:59:03Please leave your message form.
00:59:06Where is he?
00:59:12Hey, Seth.
00:59:13What?
00:59:13Where did you?
00:59:15Hey, sweetie.
00:59:17Seth, you too?
00:59:19Oh, yeah.
00:59:20That's right.
00:59:20We're a couple now.
00:59:22It's all power couples, don't you think?
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25Is that true?
00:59:26You know what Stacy did to me.
00:59:28So what?
00:59:30Stacy's my new sister.
00:59:32Yeah.
00:59:33Great.
00:59:34Yeah, ma'am.
00:59:34Congrats.
00:59:38Phoebe, you should be happy.
00:59:40You're finally free from that devil.
00:59:42But why do I feel so hurt?
00:59:45Phoebe.
00:59:49Tonight, under the city, I'm like, will you be my homecoming date?
00:59:54Say yes.
00:59:55Say yes.
00:59:56Say yes.
01:00:01Yes.
01:00:01Yes, of course.
01:00:02Come here.
01:00:08Phoebe.
01:00:10Yeah!
01:00:11Yeah!
01:00:11Yeah!
01:00:12God, Rob!
01:00:15Phoebe.
01:00:20Phoebe, my girl, you are going to be the most remarkable homecoming queen tonight.
01:00:24Mom, you're exaggerating.
01:00:26Where the hell is Seth?
01:00:28This is a special night for Phoebe.
01:00:30You should drive her.
01:00:31Maybe he's busy.
01:00:36Tonight, under the stadium light, will you be my homecoming date?
01:00:39Yes, of course.
01:00:48Oh, we see she's here now.
01:00:49Yeah.
01:00:51Yeah.
01:01:02Wow, she looks amazing.
01:01:06Phoebe and Conrad, a total power couple.
01:01:10Seth, where are you?
01:01:18This year's homecoming king is Conrad Harper.
01:01:24Congrats, Conrad.
01:01:26Thanks, Phoebe.
01:01:28And the homecoming queen is...
01:01:31Phoebe Jean!
01:01:41How do I feel so empty?
01:01:44Homecoming queen, cheers, Conrad.
01:01:47It's everything I used to dream about.
01:01:48Funny.
01:01:49The only person I want here is Seth.
01:01:53Seth?
01:01:53Can I see my phone?
01:01:54No.
01:01:56Is this a family member of Seth's actor?
01:01:58He was in a severe car crash.
01:01:59He's at St. Paul.
01:02:02Two, three, three, two.
01:02:04What's wrong?
01:02:06Phoebe, what is wrong?
01:02:08Where are we going?
01:02:09Tonight's our midnight.
01:02:10Stop going.
01:02:10What?
01:02:12Take it.
01:02:13Enjoy.
01:02:15Wait, did she just totally ditch, Conrad?
01:02:18Where the hell did that bitch go?
01:02:21Phoebe Jean, don't regret this.
01:02:26Look, I'm so young.
01:02:28I'm going just like that from the car crash.
01:02:37I'm sorry, Seth.
01:02:38I'm so stupid.
01:02:40I never loved Conrad.
01:02:42It was you.
01:02:43It's always been you.
01:02:44You drive me crazy, but you make me laugh.
01:02:48You make me cry.
01:02:50You're the only one.
01:02:51I can't stop thinking about him.
01:02:52I'm sorry.
01:02:53It took me till now to say it.
01:02:55I'm sorry.
01:02:59I'm so sorry, Seth.
01:03:00I'm sorry it's too late.
01:03:05Who says you're too late?
01:03:13I didn't get the chance to tell you.
01:03:15Your friend is fine.
01:03:18I'm okay.
01:03:19I'm okay, come here.
01:03:22Oh my god.
01:03:24Someone has scared me to death.
01:03:25Wow.
01:03:26At least now I know that you really love me.
01:03:29Of course I do.
01:03:30You look beautiful.
01:03:32Really?
01:03:33Yeah.
01:03:34No, no.
01:03:36It's about you and crying.
01:03:37I don't care about that.
01:03:39All I can think about is that I want to kiss you right here in front of everybody.
01:03:42I am way too into you, Phoebe Jean.
01:03:45Come here.
01:04:00I don't care about that.
01:04:16So I'll take backs.
01:04:24No take backs.
01:04:30No take backs.
01:04:32No take backs.
01:04:46No take backs.
01:04:47No take backs.
01:05:10I love you.
01:05:21young master i've confirmed your car accident conrad harper orchestrated it
01:05:28beautiful uh thank you for uh confirming oh my god conrad did all this yeah and not only did he
01:05:34like destroy the brakes of my car but he also was drugging and sexually assaulting like other
01:05:39girls from other schools oh my god yeah sorry i didn't trust you hey check in i didn't realize
01:05:45how much of a douche conrad was yeah pretty serious douche i'll take care of it and when i'm done
01:05:51no girl in school will come anywhere near him kitty cat you're growing up
01:05:58all right five more minutes
01:06:25cb are you okay did you figure out last night's emergency
01:06:31don't feel bad about leaving me last night i'm totally fine and as long as you're good
01:06:34that's all that matters to me
01:06:39comrad i never imagined to be so disgusting and two-faced you almost killed seth last night
01:06:44and you drugged all those girls phoebe there's been a misunderstanding an innocent girl like you
01:06:50can easily be tricked i wasn't tricked i know exactly who you are i'd like to but i will never
01:06:57fall for
01:06:57someone like you again someone who makes my skin crawl and i will make sure every single girl in
01:07:02school knows exactly who you are
01:07:08phoebe seth you pushed me into this and it just so happens i know your dirty little secret
01:07:15well we're gonna win you have to win ball ball so you guys have to be really good at ball
01:07:18ball
01:07:18you're gonna be thoughtful no
01:07:22oh i'm jean i got the same thing
01:07:30what the hell is your problem baby jean you are so gross sucking your stepbrother's dick
01:07:37oh she's so sick i can't believe we just voted this perfect homecoming queen
01:07:48you act all holier than thou but really you're just a whiny little bitch
01:07:53turns out our little miss perfect is just a sheep
01:07:56slut i kind of wonder what's next looking up with poppy
01:08:01what should i do
01:08:15all right that's enough
01:08:21get away from me always lock this down yes sir heads down on the ground
01:08:27you okay
01:08:31wait no seth what are you doing i did nothing wrong
01:08:35okay blame her she seduced you and she started this incestuous affair
01:08:44yes phoebe jean is my stepsister but when it comes to the incestuous affair
01:08:48it's all my fault i pursued phoebe i forced her to be my assistant and do everything for me
01:08:53but phoebe had nothing to do with it
01:08:58it was just a game
01:09:00now that it's out it's over with
01:09:02does everybody understand that
01:09:04okay good
01:09:05remember that i am breaking up with you
01:09:07okay
01:09:08seth i know you're protecting me
01:09:12seth phoebe
01:09:14principal's office now
01:09:21mr astor
01:09:22this scandal is damaging the school's reputation
01:09:25and the astor family stock keeps dropping
01:09:27we need to address this immediately
01:09:30i always knew you were reckless
01:09:33but praying on your own stepsister
01:09:38you you should be ashamed
01:09:47baby you and seth is this true
01:09:50yes it's true
01:09:52absolutely
01:09:53i take four responsibility for it
01:09:55mom
01:09:57jacob
01:09:57i'm sorry
01:09:58i didn't tell you earlier
01:10:00and i'm sorry if this ruined your marriage
01:10:02or hurt the family
01:10:04but
01:10:05it's not seth's fault
01:10:07i'm the one who fell in love with him
01:10:10deeply
01:10:11i choose him
01:10:13jesus
01:10:13fifi
01:10:15i take four responsibility for everything
01:10:17i'll explain everything to the press
01:10:18and i'm gonna transfer schools
01:10:19seth can't do this
01:10:22it's okay
01:10:24i'm gonna change my last name to uh
01:10:25mom's last name
01:10:26brother
01:10:26then
01:10:27me and fifi won't legally be siblings anymore
01:10:30i'm gonna move into funcle mark in new york
01:10:31i'm gonna plan all the idea of these schools out there
01:10:33everything will be fine
01:10:35you know he's a little less heavy-headed than you are dead
01:10:39here we go
01:10:41no way is that
01:10:43so that's it
01:10:44we
01:10:45we end here
01:10:47you can't do this
01:10:47i know
01:10:48you love me
01:10:49he said
01:10:50of course i love you
01:10:52and i'm never gonna stop loving you
01:10:54okay
01:10:54ever
01:10:57fifi i need you to forget about me
01:10:58i need you to move on
01:11:00and start your new life
01:11:03turn it for me
01:11:04okay
01:11:05tune it
01:11:09later as well
01:11:22hey
01:11:24you like that photo gift i sent of you and phoebe
01:11:26hmm
01:11:27guess she's getting expelled
01:11:28brand of the campus whore now right
01:11:31lucky you she's taking the fall for everything
01:11:33you know
01:11:34in spite of everything that i know you've done
01:11:36there's always one thing that i wanted to see with you
01:11:38hmm
01:11:39what's that seth
01:11:40we shouldn't quarter to hell
01:11:48enough
01:11:55seth
01:11:56you
01:11:56are suspended
01:11:58take this time to reflect
01:12:00and conrad
01:12:01you
01:12:02are expelled
01:12:03spreading false campers rumors
01:12:04and for your despicable involvement
01:12:06in seth's car crash
01:12:07we're detaining you
01:12:08until the police arrive
01:12:09no
01:12:10get him out of here
01:12:11no
01:12:11get the fuck off me
01:12:12get off me
01:12:13get off
01:12:15seth
01:12:16you need to make other arrangements
01:12:19for fifi's sake
01:12:26seth
01:12:27seth
01:12:28please
01:12:28please
01:12:29i want you to go
01:12:30please
01:12:32please
01:12:39fuck it
01:12:52i'll come back for you fifi
01:12:54that promise
01:12:56i can't wait for you
01:12:57okay
01:13:14phoebe
01:13:14uh
01:13:14we're seniors from loyola
01:13:15we're huge fans of yours
01:13:16yeah your glow up
01:13:17getting into brown
01:13:18you inspire us ordinary girls so much
01:13:20can you just find our yearbooks
01:13:22of course
01:13:23it would be my pleasure
01:13:27thanks
01:13:28yeah
01:13:28we wanted to invite you to our prom tonight
01:13:30all the elites from the west coast are gonna be there
01:13:33hey phoebe
01:13:35ready for a date
01:13:42kiss me baby
01:13:44under the star
01:13:47light
01:13:49light
01:13:50outside
01:13:52i'm gonna be with you
01:13:55alright
01:13:56alright
01:14:06bye
01:14:14bye
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