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00:00:05have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hard thing that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people
00:00:46like her never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:54ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him
00:01:00in good times and bad and sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:12please everybody knows the bellucci heir is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old
00:01:18i'm not marrying that man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal
00:01:23surely i won't let you be the one sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family
00:01:31why me ever since your father died i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent
00:01:40don't you think it's time you paid something back
00:01:42well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn
00:01:57so if you don't want anything to happen to it
00:02:01okay fine
00:02:04but if you want me to take the hit for linda
00:02:07it'll cost you
00:02:10a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:15since you're so eager to sell yourself out
00:02:19deal
00:02:25i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong
00:02:31bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:34i'll take the money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44to be here today
00:02:46grandma
00:02:48anne
00:02:49pleasure to meet you
00:02:50hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable
00:02:58i just had to grab one for myself
00:02:59but you know what i think
00:03:02you need this more than i do
00:03:04oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:12i'm louis brother
00:03:13oh
00:03:13well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:22but today has been just
00:03:23so
00:03:24touching
00:03:25so warm
00:03:26so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:30it fills my heart
00:03:32warmth
00:03:33to see louis finally settling down
00:03:35right
00:03:35i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:40bye grandma
00:03:41bye
00:03:42pleasure to meet you anne
00:03:43me too
00:03:45enjoy my brother
00:03:53i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:56it's just a mistake louis fathers made years ago
00:03:59he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so
00:04:03now that the wedding is done
00:04:06anne
00:04:08when do you plan on
00:04:10giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh
00:04:14um
00:04:15yes
00:04:16about that i
00:04:18i would love to eventually
00:04:20um
00:04:20it's just
00:04:21you know
00:04:22given that
00:04:23louis is
00:04:24in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can
00:04:28i can try
00:04:29uh
00:04:29what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um
00:04:31ivf
00:04:32don't you
00:04:33worry dear
00:04:34the doctor says
00:04:36all the important parts
00:04:37are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know
00:04:53it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's
00:04:56twisted little miracle
00:04:58he left louis
00:04:59at least one chance
00:05:01to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it
00:05:03am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey
00:05:06he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions
00:05:14work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:16oh
00:05:17i promised my girlfriends
00:05:18we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:33well
00:05:33miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:16hello
00:06:20let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:41well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43we're not faking it
00:06:50goodbye
00:07:04it's insane
00:07:06and my new husband
00:07:08he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:12he is young
00:07:13he is hot
00:07:14guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21he's so weird
00:07:26all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:38i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:42i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:46bye
00:07:56okay
00:08:04goodnight dear
00:08:12crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning husband
00:08:36okay
00:08:38see you later
00:08:52sir
00:08:54i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:58should we look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:07ann morris
00:09:08the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed the most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:14i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:16me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincenna
00:09:24god it's really him
00:09:25you job so big
00:09:26zach
00:09:26zach
00:09:27i know what the deal is
00:09:29where is charlotte
00:09:31i'm just trying to
00:09:34is that zach
00:09:36he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:38zach people are saying that you and director michael are more than just cool workers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:43cool so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:53um quick intro i am a zach's new lawyer you guys are flash grid right classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently say director nick
00:10:09okay we are so very very sorry to disturb you
00:10:12um yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:22oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:24what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:30that is actually that's all the things i need
00:10:32bye sir
00:10:35fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41anne morris
00:10:43i can remember that
00:10:45anne morris
00:10:49oh evening miss bellucci
00:10:51good evening anne
00:10:52come here
00:10:54i have something to talk to you about
00:10:56if i remember correctly you're a paparazzi right
00:11:00yes
00:11:01well i i work for an entertainment news outlet
00:11:03so we do street shots interviews
00:11:05hey never mind
00:11:07i have an opportunity for you
00:11:09i've arranged for you to go on a movie set this friday
00:11:12to do some entertainment coverage
00:11:15really
00:11:17that's that's amazing thank you
00:11:19so this is what it's like to marry into money
00:11:22feels so damn good
00:11:23of course
00:11:25a career
00:11:26a career is important for any woman
00:11:29i've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one
00:11:37thank you miss bellucci
00:11:38call me chanda
00:11:40oh and by the way steve's off today so
00:11:43you'll have to help louis with his night routine
00:11:47oh uh meaning shower and stuff
00:11:51i'm sure you'll manage
00:11:53oh it's getting late
00:11:55i'm heading to bed
00:11:57good night
00:12:03shower
00:12:05that's gonna be
00:12:07tricky
00:12:13here we go
00:12:16okay
00:12:18now what
00:12:19what is this crazy woman up to now
00:12:24well
00:12:25you know
00:12:26it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day so
00:12:29how about i just wash your hair
00:12:32if you don't say anything i'll take that as a yes
00:12:36not funny
00:12:40let's do this
00:12:46oh my god
00:12:49i can't
00:12:50i can't
00:12:51get this
00:12:51oh
00:12:58I'm sorry.
00:12:59Totally. You did that on purpose. What a horrible woman.
00:13:05I'm sorry about that.
00:13:08Hopefully sometimes.
00:13:11I really didn't expect you to be this bit.
00:13:19Well, let's...
00:13:21Do this thing.
00:13:23Please, just make it quick. I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:37I really do not know if this is what I was saying before.
00:13:45I'm gonna get all in there.
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:55I'm sorry.
00:13:56I have a little for you.
00:14:06What am I sitting on?
00:14:22You know what? I thought Chanda was kidding. I did not expect you to actually get honored.
00:14:32Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:39Pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:14:46I don't have a baby.
00:14:47I'm sorry.
00:15:09I can't go.
00:15:13How many people have died?
00:15:13No, my God.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:25You can actually move?
00:15:26Relax, okay? It's a long story.
00:15:29Relax?
00:15:31Were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom?
00:15:33You were such a pervert!
00:15:35Okay, oh my god!
00:15:36Hold on, you were the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me!
00:15:38And by the way, you almost drowned me!
00:15:41Drowned you?
00:15:42Yes!
00:15:42Please, you were enjoying it. You literally got hard.
00:15:45Who was the one who was just trying to take off my pants, huh?
00:15:47Who's the pervert now?
00:15:48Has anyone ever told you you had a real smart-ass mouth?
00:15:51Yes, many times.
00:15:52Two years ago when I was awake, yeah.
00:15:55You've been faking it for two years?
00:15:58Why? I don't get it!
00:15:59Okay, long story short, my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me.
00:16:04He's incredibly dangerous, so I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while.
00:16:10A while?
00:16:11Okay, don't pick.
00:16:12Alright, come on.
00:16:13You met him, by the way.
00:16:14After the wedding?
00:16:15Purple suit?
00:16:16Trying way too hard?
00:16:18Aw, Anne.
00:16:19Pleasure to meet you.
00:16:21Yeah, he seemed way too concerned about you.
00:16:24Yes, far too concerned.
00:16:26Two years ago, he messed with my medications more than once.
00:16:29That's really bad.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31I have a profitable plan for you.
00:16:34What plan?
00:16:36Dig up everything you can on Vincent.
00:16:38Find anything you can to take him down.
00:16:39I mean, that's what you do, right?
00:16:42That's your thing?
00:16:43Well, I don't think about it.
00:16:44You just said he was dangerous.
00:16:47You do this, I'd give you eight million dollars.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Think about it.
00:16:54Much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan, whatever it is.
00:16:58True.
00:17:02Ten million.
00:17:05Greedy girl.
00:17:08Fine.
00:17:10Deal.
00:17:14For once, grandma got it right.
00:17:16A woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what I need.
00:17:22Oh my god.
00:17:23We're all gonna die!
00:17:24Ah!
00:17:25Ah!
00:17:26Ah!
00:17:27Ah!
00:17:27Ah!
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:29Ah!
00:17:29Ah!
00:17:32Ahem.
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:34Um, I'm here for an interview.
00:17:35Miss Bellucci sent me.
00:17:37Madam, can I see your work badge?
00:17:39Sure.
00:17:46Ah, right.
00:17:47About that.
00:17:48Um, I can't seem to find it at the moment, but maybe I can show you a business card instead?
00:17:53I'm sorry, miss.
00:17:54I cannot let you enter.
00:17:56Well...
00:17:58Ugh, what is it this time?
00:18:00Another paparazzi trying to sneak in?
00:18:02Do people still fall for tricks this cheap?
00:18:05Madam, she claims Mrs. Bellucci sent her, but she does not have a work badge.
00:18:11Her?
00:18:12The place.
00:18:14She looks like she just walked off a construction site.
00:18:17There's no way Shonda sent her.
00:18:18I have a photo with Miss Bellucci, if that helps prove it.
00:18:23Then show me.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26Now.
00:18:39Oh, please.
00:18:40If you're gonna fake a photo, at least make it be something believable.
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to Photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Louis.
00:18:49And ask his bride, no less.
00:18:51Photoshop?
00:18:51I did not Photoshop this.
00:18:53That is me.
00:18:54Keep dreaming.
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before.
00:18:59The stench of cheap desperation?
00:19:02It really stinks.
00:19:04Okay.
00:19:04I am not gonna waste my breath on you, so I'll just call Mrs. Bellucci myself.
00:19:08Go right ahead.
00:19:13Please leave your message.
00:19:16I can't believe this gold-diggin' whore actually thinks she knows Shonda.
00:19:20But I almost admire her nerve.
00:19:22Really, I do.
00:19:23Most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation.
00:19:27But, hey, the next time you wanna play a high society, how about you dust off your cheap clothes first?
00:19:34She is a real fake, then.
00:19:36We'll have her removed immediately.
00:19:37Get her out of my sight.
00:19:37Get off me.
00:19:38I can walk myself out.
00:19:39Okay?
00:19:41Some movie star you are, huh?
00:19:44So glamorous on screen, but some trashy in real life.
00:19:48You think I'm low-class?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:51I will just be a low-class paparazzi waiting to right your scandal myself.
00:19:57How dare you, you little bitch!
00:19:59You think you can humiliate me?
00:20:01People like you spend their whole lives crawling in the dirt!
00:20:04You're a freaking psycho!
00:20:05You really don't know who I am, do you?
00:20:07I'm the man heiress.
00:20:09Our family has been close with the Bellucci's for generations.
00:20:12With one single phone call, I can make sure you never work in this industry again.
00:20:18Believe me, I can.
00:20:24If you beg, though, I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart.
00:20:29Now, let's see.
00:20:30Why don't you lick the dirt off my heel, and I'll let you go.
00:20:34Okay?
00:20:34Charlotte?
00:20:36I just saw the news.
00:20:37She's really Louis' new bride.
00:20:40What?
00:20:46That bitch!
00:20:47How would she possibly be Louis' bride?
00:20:49Now do you see it?
00:20:50You two!
00:20:51Grab her!
00:20:53What are you doing?
00:20:58They're liquidity's been shaky for months, okay?
00:21:00We don't have to do anything yet.
00:21:01Just leave the hint to the partners, let the market do the rest.
00:21:04On it, sir.
00:21:07Just so you're aware, Miss Morris is on Charlotte's film set for the interview, and something seems to have gone
00:21:13wrong.
00:21:13What?
00:21:14Okay, I know what Charlotte's like on a film set. Let's go. Checking it out.
00:21:18Sir, we're going there in person.
00:21:20And you're driving.
00:21:23You know, I was actually planning on meeting Louis' new bride sometime soon, but I just didn't expect you'd come
00:21:31to me first.
00:21:33Ugh.
00:21:33And it turns out, you're just a cheap, trashy little paparazzi.
00:21:38Oof.
00:21:39I guess you actually think you deserve Louis.
00:21:42I get it.
00:21:43You're one of those people who had a crush on Louis or something, right?
00:21:46Or maybe on the Belushi's money.
00:21:49It's too bad it didn't work out for you.
00:21:51Dare you talk to me like that!
00:21:53Well, fine, you'll leave me no choice. I'll just have to teach you a lesson.
00:21:56What about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone what a
00:22:02cheap little whore you really are?
00:22:04Okay, I'll strip you good for-
00:22:07No!
00:22:08You're fuggly!
00:22:09You fucking-
00:22:10Hey!
00:22:11Stop!
00:22:12Let go of her!
00:22:14It's you?
00:22:18Stop!
00:22:19Let go of her!
00:22:21It's you?
00:22:23Guess it's my turn to save you, Miss Lawyer.
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:28What?
00:22:30So you're at it again, huh?
00:22:32Bullying people weaker than you?
00:22:35Zach, what the hell has gotten into you?
00:22:37And whose boyfriend are you?
00:22:38And how did you two even meet?
00:22:39Spare me, Charlotte.
00:22:42You and I only dated because our agents told us to.
00:22:45Nobody believed that was real, least of all you.
00:22:50Steve, from the Belushi group, what are you doing here?
00:22:54Miss Anne, it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Miss Mann.
00:22:59Are you hurt?
00:23:00What, did they screw up your prescription? She's covered in marks.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05Caught a few hits.
00:23:08Steve, don't hesitate.
00:23:10Let Anne slap her back.
00:23:12Miss Mann, I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the Belushi family is completely unacceptable.
00:23:22Miss Anne, you took several hits.
00:23:25My recommendation, strike back immediately.
00:23:28You have the full backing of the Belushi family.
00:23:31No need to hesitate.
00:23:33Yeah, tell you what, I've got some dirt on Charlotte too.
00:23:36Shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here.
00:23:38Go on, hit her.
00:23:43Well.
00:23:58You know, you really do deserve the slap, but I'm not gonna be an asshole like you.
00:24:07Thanks.
00:24:09Anne.
00:24:09Anne.
00:24:10Anne.
00:24:12Get me my script! This is my script!
00:24:17Sir, do we go ahead with slapping Charlotte?
00:24:20Anne made her choice.
00:24:22Let's hold off for now.
00:24:24Anne.
00:24:25Anne.
00:24:29Zach, um, thank you for your help back there, really, but I'm married, and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to kill your boring Friday night, I am not that person.
00:24:40Well, that'd be nice, but no. I just came to give you this.
00:24:44Oh, and uh, you got mine, still.
00:24:47Right, sorry. Here.
00:24:49Oh my god, no, keep it. I was joking.
00:24:51I was gonna return something to you that was just in the right breast pocket there.
00:24:58My badge! I thought I lost this for good.
00:25:00Yeah, you left it on your fake lawyering day.
00:25:03Right.
00:25:06Um...
00:25:08About in there, I'm sorry. I don't usually talk like that.
00:25:12Yeah, I believe you.
00:25:14It seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit. You wanna grab a drink?
00:25:19I'd love to, again, but um, I am married, so...
00:25:22Well, I know that, Mrs. Bellucci, but...
00:25:26Come on, everyone knows that marriage is fake.
00:25:28Believe me, been there, no judgement, but uh, you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty, are you?
00:25:34It's funny that you call him that, um, but I really have to go, so...
00:25:38Here's my card, and I'll see you around.
00:25:42Bye-bye.
00:25:44Wait, let me drive you home.
00:25:49What is this? I think I...
00:25:52What a cursed date. Nothing is going right. Everything is wrong.
00:25:56And Zack? Seriously?
00:25:58Suddenly playing hero for that nobody?
00:26:06Is that... Zack's car?
00:26:09Who's he waiting for?
00:26:11Probably an actress. We're literally outside the studio.
00:26:14Well, whoever she is, lucky her.
00:26:18Zack is absolutely waiting for you. No question.
00:26:21Surely, he must have realized that he was way out of line earlier,
00:26:26and is waiting to drive me home as an apology.
00:26:40What the hell are you doing, Zack? Open the door! Now!
00:26:43What the hell am I doing? What the hell are you doing? Why are you yanking on my car?
00:26:47Obviously, you pissed me off earlier. So here's what's happening. You're gonna drive me home. Now!
00:26:53Wow, yeah, there is really something wrong with you.
00:26:55Have you seen Anna around? She was just here.
00:26:58What are you talking about?
00:26:59That little bitch!
00:27:02Right, yeah, why'd I even ask you?
00:27:04What?
00:27:04Damn, she probably left without waiting for me.
00:27:07Without waiting for-
00:27:08Well, you know what they say.
00:27:09What did they say?
00:27:10Zack, what?
00:27:12Zack!
00:27:17Zack!
00:27:18Zack!
00:27:19That's rough.
00:27:20Was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly?
00:27:24Man, I'm embarrassed for her.
00:27:26Wait. Hold on. Isn't that Charlotte Mann, the famous actress?
00:27:32Really? Charlotte just got rejected?
00:27:35I'm texting my friends.
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:41Are you okay?
00:27:41Zack, little bitch!
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her!
00:27:45No!
00:27:52Welcome home.
00:27:55How's it going?
00:27:57Good. Good.
00:27:59Did anything happen today?
00:28:02Did anybody bully you?
00:28:04Any handsome stranger try to rescue you?
00:28:07Are you the one that sent Steve?
00:28:10I should have known it was you.
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:12You don't have to thank me.
00:28:14But if I'd known you and Zack were so close, I wouldn't have had to send Steve.
00:28:18Okay, Zack and I only met once.
00:28:19He's just very kind-hearted.
00:28:24So kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married woman?
00:28:29It's none of your business, okay?
00:28:30Well, that kind of hurt.
00:28:32I came fully prepared to care.
00:28:36Fine.
00:28:37Only because I don't want my face to Bruce.
00:28:46How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:12How'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:14Right, sorry.
00:29:14Yeah, don't worry.
00:29:23He said, how'd you hurt your knee?
00:29:26On the type of other trips over air?
00:29:29It was, um, before Steve got there.
00:29:32That asshole I was supposed to interview.
00:29:35Nothing new.
00:29:37Industry's full of people like that.
00:29:38Okay, well, if you come across another asshole, just let me know.
00:29:41Handle it.
00:29:42You're being weirdly sweet today.
00:29:45It's very suspicious.
00:29:46I'm being practical, okay?
00:29:47You shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
00:29:49Inefficient, all right?
00:29:51Focus on what matters.
00:29:53Tracking down my brother.
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:56Whatever you say.
00:30:04Oh, my God.
00:30:09Oh, my God.
00:30:11Charlotte got recast?
00:30:13Charlotte's no longer involved in this project.
00:30:16After the stunt she pulled today, she's not getting work for a long time.
00:30:21How do you know so much about that?
00:30:23Did you make the call?
00:30:24It's easy.
00:30:26No big deal.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:27No need to thank me.
00:30:28Look at you.
00:30:31I might actually start liking you.
00:30:38Uh, I'm gonna go to bed.
00:30:39I'm getting kinda tired.
00:30:42Night.
00:30:43Good day.
00:30:50Sorry, ma'am.
00:30:51You're not permitted inside.
00:30:52Not permitted?
00:30:53I work here.
00:30:55Not anymore.
00:30:57This is bullshit.
00:30:58Let me in, or I'm going to-
00:31:00This is all because of that little bitch!
00:31:02Charlotte?
00:31:03I think you should see this.
00:31:05What now?
00:31:05A five million dollar reward.
00:31:07Give me that.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11Five million, huh?
00:31:13For a baby?
00:31:16Well, looks like my chance finally showed up.
00:31:21Ha ha ha.
00:31:22Don't let me just stop it.
00:31:30And I'm so confused.
00:31:34I don't think so.
00:31:42Especially if you want someone's chat isn't me.
00:31:42The final bossaaa in my life-
00:31:42They say this stuff could make even a coma patient, Operator.
00:31:46Once he loses his control, they'll have to accept me.
00:31:57Shonda! I bought you the latest hat bag!
00:32:29Louis? Are you there?
00:32:37Oh, poor coma boy. How could I possibly expect you to answer me?
00:32:45Hmph.
00:32:55Looks like it's really kicking in.
00:32:57I did good, didn't I?
00:33:11You kidding me?
00:33:16Hello?
00:33:18Yes, fine. I'll be there in a few minutes.
00:33:23This isn't over, Louis.
00:33:25Not by a long shot.
00:33:38Louis, what's wrong?
00:33:45I don't know what's happening to you right now.
00:33:48I want you so badly.
00:33:51I'm right here.
00:34:11Wait, wait.
00:34:14I gotta know you want this too.
00:34:15You know?
00:34:18I don't know you.
00:34:19What's wrong?
00:34:35I'm so hungry.
00:34:36I'm so hungry.
00:34:39I'm so hungry.
00:34:41I'm so hungry.
00:34:44What's wrong?
00:34:44I'm so hungry.
00:34:47I'm so hungry.
00:34:47god my arm is killing me yeah mine too
00:34:57would you mind unlocking me i'm so sorry i am so sorry um got that yesterday i thought
00:35:05we might as well try it as long as you had fun i take full responsibility about last night
00:35:13oh my gosh i'm so intense it was just one night let me look for the key where what do
00:35:18you mean just
00:35:19one night oh it means what it means ah you are being released thank you ann are you in there
00:35:33ann are you in there you missed breakfast you should at least have some lunch yes yeah i will
00:35:39i will be down in just a minute why can't i get what are you doing turn it the other
00:35:43way right now
00:35:50oh morning wow last night was quite productive
00:35:56and you certainly have the imagination yeah i get that a lot i'm just i'm very committed to earning
00:36:08that five million dollar bonus well i'll leave you to it oh and don't forget to come down for lunch
00:36:14later yes oh my god that was close hey are you okay why aren't you saying anything
00:36:30it's evil locked look i meant what i said earlier about taking responsibility
00:36:40what else do you think there is to do i mean we already got married that was kind of the
00:36:45irresponsible thing i mean yeah you're like tough to deal with sometimes but like i'm i'm i mean like
00:36:50making more of an effort to like like you and care for you wow thanks that's probably the worst
00:37:00confession i've ever heard whatever i'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway
00:37:05i mean priorities are my career and making money i see
00:37:11see what hey steve uh i needed an immediate acquisition of uh oh what's your company called
00:37:20ad studios of ad studios do this right away once you get full ownership transfer it to ann morris
00:37:27yeah right now
00:37:31what are you doing that is not what i meant stop you you said you wanted money and power i'm
00:37:36giving you
00:37:36both oh god you are impossible to talk to take it back now steve hold off on that i have
00:37:43to figure
00:37:44out what mrs bellucci actually wants it's your problem
00:37:56men and their ideas it's truly horrifying
00:38:01i just need to take this scandal shot
00:38:06get the money disappear
00:38:14oh hey zach what a coincidence
00:38:18yeah it's good to see you
00:38:20you can let go now oh why would i do that you're literally falling for me
00:38:25a bit greasy that's a fair critique in my defense i thought it was a good pun at the time
00:38:32okay what are you doing all geared up where are you headed i actually am headed to investigate some
00:38:38very classified unspeakable stuff
00:38:41oh
00:38:44you know i think i recognize that guy
00:38:46what guy the guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag
00:38:59do you mind if i take a closer look
00:39:02yeah why not
00:39:13okay uh dig into your memory where do you know him from
00:39:17oh yeah this guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies mafia buddies
00:39:24you have mafia buddies the caroochias it's funny uh when you're making your indie film you make some
00:39:31strange friends yeah they just love westerns tried to get them in as extras but those guys do not take
00:39:38direction
00:39:41hey mister
00:39:45well buy some flowers get some for your girlfriend i'll give you a couple's discount
00:39:50oh no we're we'll take the whole bunch
00:39:55it's for you thank you thank you mister you really did not have to do that come on kids just
00:40:03trying to
00:40:03make a living yeah i guess it helps them out so thank you hey and um
00:40:12i had something important to tell you
00:40:18thank you hey and um i had something important to tell you
00:40:41thank you
00:40:44it's too bad about the flowers um what were you gonna say earlier
00:40:53nothing nothing important come on let's go
00:41:06what the hell happened here a a bunch of people stormed in here earlier and they
00:41:11trashed your desk you guys didn't try to stop them they looked way too scary we were not about
00:41:17to die for your desk why would they even do that maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself
00:41:27caught on camera notorious paparazzi and morris spotted on a street date with movie star zach
00:41:34efron rumor has it what is this bullshit who even wrote this zach and charlotte's breakup flash grid
00:41:40come on i pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them did they have to go this far just
00:41:45for revenge
00:41:50in morris in morris over here are you the reason he and charlotte split did you break them up
00:41:55she doesn't deserve him you ruined the cutest couple ever you homewrecker
00:42:00oh my god this is the worst
00:42:29who is that
00:42:33is it possible that's lewis bellucci no wait that's lewis bellucci he's been in a coma everyone
00:42:38knows that okay whatever misunderstandings there may be whatever rumors you may have heard does not
00:42:44give you the right to attack my wife stop it now or the bellucci group will not hesitate to take
00:42:50legal
00:42:50action that's really lewis bellucci the heir mr bellucci when did you marry ann morris and do you
00:42:57realize that she is a notoriously infamous operator mr bellucci if i'm not mistaken weren't you in a coma
00:43:05when did you wake up let me clear some things up for you number one yes i woke up recently
00:43:12my health is
00:43:13no longer a concern number two what happened yesterday there there seems to be some misunderstandings
00:43:18zach is a trusted business partner of mine twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only
00:43:24irresponsible it's just a waste of time number three
00:43:28number three
00:43:31we have been in love since the moment we got married
00:43:33she is a wonderful person and deserves all your respect
00:43:38obviously whatever she chooses to pursue
00:43:41i will back her wow the bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly
00:43:48he's actually insanely good looking maybe we got this whole thing wrong i mean why would ann cheat with
00:43:55zach if she is this standing next to her we have been in love since the day we got married
00:43:59she's a wonderful person and deserves your respect
00:44:08whatever she decides to pursue i will back her
00:44:11is that louis bellucci isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable
00:44:17i i know were the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying
00:44:23why does he look that handsome oh my god why is this happening why does am get all the luck
00:44:30refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision i've made in my entire life
00:44:39linda linda
00:44:45now i feel like i've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as i possibly could
00:44:50but hear me now if rumors like this come up again and there is anything about my wife or the
00:44:58bellucci group i will sue immediately thank you good day
00:45:06oh thank you really thank you
00:45:11come on let's go home
00:45:13yes
00:45:20oh my god
00:45:23oh my god thank god you're finally awake
00:45:28oh i knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day
00:45:34grandma it's been like half an hour it's been a little creepy
00:45:36oh you're right i might have gone a little overboard
00:45:40oh did i even introduce you to ann
00:45:43uh yeah yeah we we just met but uh
00:45:47it already feels familiar
00:45:50yeah
00:45:53same for me
00:45:59amen
00:46:01i cleaned your jacket for you
00:46:04thank you so much for today for taking all those hits for me
00:46:08that's what husbands are supposed to do
00:46:13do you want to sit
00:46:18well
00:46:20now that you're publicly awake
00:46:22uh have you thought about what's next
00:46:26honestly no no today was pretty much all impulse
00:46:30i i still got my head on straight don't worry
00:46:33if you want i can write something up for you polish your business image a bit
00:46:37no you don't have to rush to pay me back okay i meant what i said
00:46:39you take responsibility
00:46:41yeah
00:46:43that's enough
00:46:57oh my god
00:46:59i totally forgot i came here to tell you something super important
00:47:05oh my god
00:47:06i totally forgot i came here to tell you something super important
00:47:09okay all right yeah what is it
00:47:11i found out that your brother vincent might have some ties to the mob
00:47:14okay yeah makes sense
00:47:16i tapped some connections
00:47:17did some light stalking
00:47:19and i found out that on friday he's meeting with the mob at an abandoned factory up north
00:47:23they're cooking up some kind of underground deal
00:47:27i'm impressed
00:47:29by by you not not by vincent obviously
00:47:33i know
00:47:34and on friday i'm gonna go myself and see what they're up to
00:47:37no no i'll send my guys
00:47:39i i can't risk that that's too dangerous
00:47:41that's trust me it's the kind of thing that i should handle
00:47:45besides i won't be alone
00:47:47what do you mean
00:47:48well i'm gonna find an assistant
00:47:51preferably someone
00:47:53quick
00:47:54smart
00:47:55good in a fight
00:47:57okay i see what you're saying
00:47:59all right
00:48:00i'll go with you
00:48:01okay come on
00:48:02i'm not letting chanda murder me for dragging you out
00:48:04i'm responsible for my subcontractor's health
00:48:07okay
00:48:07don't worry about chanda
00:48:09we'll sneak out anyway
00:48:12okay
00:48:13okay
00:48:15sounds kind of funny
00:48:39sorry
00:48:41are you sure no one's gonna snap us in a place like this
00:48:44you know i've been doing this five years
00:48:46turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest
00:48:54oops sorry i forgot to turn the flash off
00:49:03it's not funny
00:49:04now i know why the paparazzi is all over you
00:49:06you're way too easy to spot
00:49:09sir
00:49:11you may want to see this
00:49:16always causing trouble
00:49:17let's go
00:49:19so where
00:49:20the seafood shack
00:49:21and you're driving
00:49:31thanks man
00:49:32so have you thought at all about that exclusive interview
00:49:35don't do those every day
00:49:37of course
00:49:38i mean
00:49:39after our latest scandal
00:49:40we both have plenty of buzz
00:49:42that interview would be huge
00:49:44i hope so
00:49:46but uh
00:49:46judging from your outfit today
00:49:48i don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle
00:49:51okay don't remind me
00:49:52you have no idea what i went through that day
00:49:54i literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food
00:49:59but lewis showed up so
00:50:00that was helpful
00:50:03well that sure was convenient timing for him
00:50:06i was coming to help you
00:50:07i just
00:50:09i never market it
00:50:10it's okay
00:50:11this exclusive totally makes up for it
00:50:13you know i've never done one of these before
00:50:16what do i get
00:50:18um
00:50:21well i can
00:50:22how about i serve you a crab life
00:50:40you guys mind if i join
00:50:41lewis
00:50:42what are you doing here
00:50:43photos of you already online
00:50:45i thought as your husband
00:50:47it was my responsibility to show up
00:50:49you know
00:50:49make sure no scandals happen
00:50:52like someone hitting on a married woman
00:50:56like someone hitting on a married woman
00:50:59wow that is incredible
00:51:02you've only been awake what three four hours
00:51:04and already you're letting your insecurity talk
00:51:07i'm just here to make sure that uh
00:51:09no questionable people
00:51:12get close to my wife
00:51:13call it a responsibility you know
00:51:16i mean you did already ruin her reputation last time right
00:51:19so i'm not responsible enough to marry her while i'm deep in a coma
00:51:22box in her entire life as a result
00:51:24okay i think there has been a misunderstanding
00:51:27lewis
00:51:28zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him
00:51:31that is why we're having lunch today
00:51:33oh an exclusive interview that sounds interesting
00:51:39maybe they should ask you about your dating history
00:51:41there's probably a lot of interesting stuff there huh
00:51:44yeah there's a ton
00:51:46i've gotten up to a bunch the past couple years
00:51:47it's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious
00:51:49ah how about we all eat some seafood this is a huge combo
00:51:53i'm just betting boundaries something you clearly know nothing about
00:51:57oh i know boundaries
00:52:00like not telling ann what she can and can't do
00:52:02not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend
00:52:05oh my god i think i've had enough of this childish little bickering so
00:52:10enjoy this feast without me i'm gonna go okay and
00:52:14ann
00:52:19bellucci air my ass can't even pick up the tab
00:52:27hey walking away is not a great habit but i i know zach is incredibly annoying
00:52:32well don't pin it all on him you two act like you're in kindergarten
00:52:36and now i am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation okay well don't be i'm going with you
00:52:41yeah that's kind of the reason why i'm worried just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow
00:52:48you follow my lead okay okay thank you
00:53:14okay hot guy let's move
00:53:19oh no no no we're not taking that that's way too high key
00:53:25we're taking that
00:53:46oh all right do we really need to do this yes absolutely this is called low profile okay then
00:53:52why do i feel like everyone's staring and judging me probably because you still look good even if
00:53:58you're squished on the back seat like that yeah i'll keep telling myself that all right come on
00:54:16i think you can let go now yeah
00:54:22well
00:54:26here we are from now on we travel light
00:54:32i brought something too
00:54:34why did you bring those in case i need to punch them yeah keep them under control
00:54:39okay let's hope it doesn't come to that
00:54:43if i recall you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night
00:54:49i think it's your turn to see how it feels are you louis
00:54:52can you not be five years old for one second it's not a big deal okay look all right now
00:54:58we're both
00:54:58handcuffed see no big deal can you get it off please we have to go i have a key relax
00:55:10take it off i think i left it at home you what okay hold on maybe i can i can
00:55:16get it off without
00:55:16it take it off wait we just got here and we already looked like idiots i'm so sorry
00:55:22i i i didn't expect them to be so user hostile well i guess we're stuck like this now thank
00:55:27you
00:55:29whatever we have to go
00:55:41why did that idiot have to wake up now this ruins the whole plan he's roasting you
00:55:52let me get my recorder
00:55:59okay i'll follow my lead
00:56:06well
00:56:07well i guess the poison i used on louis bellucci was way too mild that moron actually woke up
00:56:24i'm gonna do it
00:56:24for the reason we handled everything clean good good
00:56:30and the chairman of the kennedy group won't make it to the week i want it to clean
00:56:34fast and i want to trace to no one you got it
00:56:39and the payment we still haven't been paid for taking out kennedy's partners last time or the time
00:56:46number four we risk our lives out here you know we don't do charity yeah i got it relax okay
00:56:52you'll
00:56:53get your money i'll wire it soon but if you help me take out louis bellucci and clear the way
00:57:00for me
00:57:00as a ceo of the belucci group i'll pay double
00:57:06i've got enough footage
00:57:17who's there no one gets out of here knowing what happened go take them out
00:57:24go go go go go
00:57:25go get it go right
00:57:29no no no no no guys come come come come come hey hey storto up here
00:57:47help me over here come on use more muscle man
00:57:53i don't know how to kill them
00:57:54oh fuck what
00:57:56this sounds like this is an animal to kill them
00:57:58man fuck it in pants anyways fuck this shit fuck
00:58:03okay that was terrifying but it's an accomplished though right i mean we basically got your brother to
00:58:10confess to trying to kill you so that's helpful i don't know where to thank you
00:58:16sure you do just raise the price
00:58:2012 million 12 okay why don't you just aim higher why don't you just ask for the shares of the
00:58:26belucci group careful i might actually take you up on that
00:58:31okay well we're safe for now but how are we going to get out of here
00:58:54okay i think we're stuck in here yeah well handcuffed in case you forgot and no service does anyone else
00:59:01even know where we are
00:59:02no steve doesn't even know where i am i guess we just
00:59:08leave it up to fate
00:59:14well what happened where are they they ran into the room it was locked i think they got away
00:59:20got away
00:59:24you're useless you're both absolutely useless did you did you leave the look at their face what they
00:59:30look like a man and a woman the woman looked like that paparazzi from the recent scandal yeah
00:59:39recent scandal and morris and the guy with her what it must have been that actor guy and zach making
00:59:46headlines the was he good looking i don't know was he was he cute was he hot was he beautiful
00:59:51what
00:59:52is cute is good good good looking good then it's gotta be them let's go let's go get them
01:00:02i mean it's not so bad it could be worse you know worst case scenario they find us in a
01:00:07couple of
01:00:07days and we have the camera it's all the evidence basically national heroes yeah honored for exposing
01:00:15your darling brother who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock but is actually a hitman hiring psychopath
01:00:24by the way you guys are brothers how are you this different i didn't even know i had a brother
01:00:29until after college i had the perfect family and my parents died and i saw him for the first time
01:00:36at
01:00:37the funeral that's how i learned my dad was cheating and i had a half brother that i didn't even
01:00:43want
01:00:45so my grandma took him in and uh pretty soon he wanted to take over the company
01:00:50and he poisoned me more than once
01:00:57steve started to handle everything for me and uh just tried to make sure he didn't
01:01:01put the company under you know sometimes like the expectations of everything can just like weigh you down
01:01:07i guess too many expectations is better than none
01:01:15when my mom died um my dad let my stepmom run everything none of them believed in me they didn't
01:01:23want me to succeed but i just i pushed through and i worked really hard and studied and
01:01:32i'm gonna be happier than any of them ever will be i know you will i always thought that
01:01:40if you let me i'd really like to be able to see it yeah i'd like that how about this
01:01:54in two weeks we get married for real
01:02:19you two are together what's going on what did i miss
01:02:25it's not my looks like yes well maybe it is we are together now i was gone for one day
01:02:33what
01:02:33happened you'll be fine zach okay thank you by the way how did you guys even find us well we'd
01:02:40been
01:02:41trying to reach you all day and got nothing finally zach decided to track your location on your phone
01:02:48searched every room in this factory this storage room is the only one that was left got a technician
01:02:53to open the doors thank you i really appreciate that and and i both really appreciate that
01:03:01hey can i talk to you alone for a second uh would love to but unfortunately we're a little chained
01:03:07up at the moment so unless you want me part of that conversation i don't think so
01:03:14oh how about tomorrow gotcha um seems like you two have this sorted i think i've done my part i'm
01:03:23gonna head out i'm gonna go to a bar i'm gonna get very drunk i'm gonna hook up with a
01:03:30random woman
01:03:32maybe a man who knows don't text me listen you shouldn't have jumped in and answered for me
01:03:43i'll find the time to talk to him tomorrow you're right i'm sorry i know you can handle it
01:04:11i can break it to you but you've been hugging that cocktail and crying for like
01:04:16three hours come on man now it is what it is
01:04:24you sure you don't recognize me man nope
01:04:32but since you look so miserable
01:04:38this one's on me judging jason over here
01:04:45welcome to my bar you look haggard
01:04:53oh boy i only had two drinks my tolerance isn't that bad
01:05:04zach watch out behind you oh shit
01:05:08what the man you just bought me a drink a second ago oh my god zach
01:05:13oh the drink i'm figuring it out zach zach i love you i'm your number one fan i've been waiting
01:05:23my
01:05:23whole life for this moment sure yeah slack he's like your insane super fan or something and he
01:05:30drugged my drink i'm going down soon we gotta run you you're that woman from the scandal it's that
01:05:36mm-hmm you filthy bitch i'm gonna kill you run run let's go
01:05:46come on come on come on go right here go right here
01:05:52and this is hitting really hard i cannot run anymore you got to stay with me okay you'll be fine
01:05:58and
01:05:59this is a shitload of molly and ghp i'm not going to be awake for very long you just got
01:06:05to call
01:06:06the cops and leave me man dear sap where are you don't hide from me
01:06:17i'm just a ski kids permanently myself hey psycho you
01:06:23bitch if you know what's good for you step aside right now i might just let you walk away not
01:06:30a
01:06:30chance i'm actually going to teach you a lesson for zach
01:06:37zach here would never like a fan like you that's all you got of course not you're really pathetic
01:06:46did you know that i bet you just pretended to be nice to get close to zach and drug him
01:06:50is that right
01:06:51you said that you love him but you couldn't even show him your true self it's disgusting you better
01:06:55stop doing this you know the second zach sees you here to run in the other direction because he hates
01:06:59people like you and he chose me not you never you you bitch i'm gonna bash your head in you
01:07:06don't
01:07:07need to do that
01:07:15you okay yeah fine my arm just hurts a little take him to the belucci mansion don't tell anyone
01:07:21what um zach passed out the guy drugged him it's fine my guys will take him to the hospital
01:07:28he told me your location that's how i knew you were here really yeah i didn't expect you guys to
01:07:34ever
01:07:34work together
01:07:43talk right now who sent you no one nobody sent me i did it myself i just love zach that's
01:07:53all
01:07:54oh really let's go over a few things shall we you're not a bartender you just disguised yourself
01:08:01as one tonight and you just happened to be carrying a sedative it sure seems like you were
01:08:05after zach but the real puzzle is how did you even know he was going to be there stop messing
01:08:11with him
01:08:13fine we already know everything we unlocked your phone so we're just giving you a chance to say
01:08:17yourself all right all right i'll talk i love zach okay last night this man in the purple shoot just
01:08:26suddenly showed up he said he could help me have zach said he knew people around him and could
01:08:33track his location still obsessed with the purple suits he gave me the sedative told me exactly what
01:08:40to do he said i could have zach all night as long as i sent some photos afterward of us
01:08:47you know
01:08:51together
01:08:57okay that is disgusting okay here's what's gonna happen you're gonna call him right now you're gonna
01:09:03say you got something about zach you're gonna meet him at the park nearby you got it
01:09:14so what's going on buddy figured you'd be busy tonight too busy to mess with anyone else especially
01:09:20me and right introductions this is charlotte she helped us track zach's phone and apparently you
01:09:27have some huge dirt on zach that she insisted on being here to hear for herself you really are
01:09:33delightfully wicked aren't you all right enough okay so spill it already what's the zapping i'm
01:09:42i'm sorry
01:09:46wait no what's going on what are you
01:09:48innocent bellucci charlemagne you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder
01:09:54and aggravated assault what this must be some sort of mistake you can't arrest me you idiots have any
01:10:00idea who i am oh well we we already collected all the evidence so and you're witness so well he's
01:10:11over there no no no no no no no no no no no no this is a setup you think
01:10:16you can frame me
01:10:18nobody all right enough you're done vincent everything you did led you to here
01:10:25you can't stop me you know my animal sir you're a genius oh ah
01:10:35when the bat hit me that that that's killing me now okay come on i'll take
01:10:44do i really have to share a room with him oh please you think i enjoy this gives me a
01:10:49headache
01:10:49looking at your gaunt face every day you look like a haunted victorian child okay show some respect
01:10:54man i'm your rescuer i saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender okay if your blind
01:11:00brother hadn't gotten us mixed up i would never have been in this situation to begin with okay i have
01:11:05had enough of this you two are acting like children i'll lead you two to argue together and i'm gonna
01:11:10go
01:11:10find some peace don't kill each other
01:11:27hey you're a solid guy
01:11:30i feel like i can trust dan with you thank you means a lot better treat her right though
01:11:39one false move i'll be right back here i'll steal it back
01:11:43promise i'm not gonna give you that chance
01:11:49in two weeks we're gonna do a proper wedding you should come your important witness
01:11:58wouldn't miss it
01:12:04the bride is entering please all rise for her i never thought
01:12:11it happened on me
01:12:16a stolen glance at the wedding eyes closed steam in the bathroom light
01:12:25i'm so moved me too i can't handle scenes like this
01:12:31dearly beloved we are gathered today to witness the union of lewis belucci and ann morris
01:12:41i'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you enter this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly
01:12:51i do
01:12:53i do seriously can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured
01:12:59who knows maybe it's the type of romance
01:13:02lewis you may kiss the bride
01:13:06i don't want to say it's true
01:13:14don't be shy
01:13:17i can feel it move
01:13:19Oh
01:13:21Say it, say it, say it
01:13:24Pretend a walk in my heart
01:13:26Just let it end
01:13:28Say it, say it
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