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01:01Is that it?
01:02No.
01:02Is that it?
01:03No.
01:04Is that it?
01:05No.
01:07Is that it?
01:07That was the first one.
01:08Is that it?
01:09No.
01:10Is that it?
01:10No.
01:11Wait!
01:12Go back!
01:12Nice job, Jasper!
01:14You found it!
01:15Ooh, there's so many!
01:16We hit the jackpot!
01:18Not to be a glitter pooper, but where do these portals...
01:22Warp ways?
01:23Where do these warp ways even go?
01:27Very, very, very.
01:29Warp ways such as these take you to the very end of a quest!
01:33And not just any quest!
01:35Long, frustrating ones where you gotta peace out to grab dinner before you finish!
01:39These zap you right to the end, so you can get all the loot without doing any of the work!
01:46But isn't that cheating?
01:47Huh?
01:47Sure is!
01:48Let's do it!
01:49Woo!
01:50I don't know.
01:51This all seems too good to be true.
01:53Come on, team.
01:54Don't you want to stare convenience in the eye?
01:57Win a game you never even played?
01:59Skip to the final boss, like a boss?
02:02The easy life is right this way!
02:05Let's jet!
02:09Whoa-okay!
02:11Didn't expect this!
02:12Everyone, look for loot!
02:13I can't!
02:15Everything is spinning!
02:18Look!
02:19Maybe they can tell us where it is!
02:24Whoa!
02:24They don't want to share!
02:29That was easy.
02:31How?
02:32Yeah, chat.
02:33Not exactly a quick W.
02:35I liked floating.
02:36Uh, but the alien was a bit aggro.
02:38Well, they can't all be perfect.
02:40So there's really only one move.
02:42Let's see what's behind door number two!
02:59Now, the alien was the one who did it!
03:04I knew they were the people who were one of the people who died.
03:04What's behind!
03:04Well, than a resident, they can't change everything, they can't change everything!
03:07It's about power!
03:07That's what I want to do.
03:08Oh, no!
03:09That's what I want to do!
03:10Well, I'm going to get off the road.
03:10No!
03:10I don't know how they need to run!
03:11Oh, no!
03:12I'm going to get off it!
03:13Oh, there's the secret!
03:16How did that clam move so fast?
03:20But, hey, it was better than being laser blasted in outer space, right?
03:26Was it, Jet?
03:27Who's to say?
03:29We may never know.
03:30But we're on the right track.
03:36What?
03:37Um, phew.
03:39Am I right?
03:50Now, before we complain, how about that fresh air, huh?
03:54It was fresh because we were 300 million feet in the sky.
03:58Jet, these scary glow closets are filled with unhappy endings.
04:02I don't think I want to play anymore.
04:05Come on, team.
04:06We're getting so close to a good one.
04:07I can feel it.
04:21Uh, just one more.
04:25I promise, promise.
04:27You're more than welcome to try it yourself, Jet.
04:29Fine.
04:30Sounds like a blast.
04:35Huh?
04:35Oh.
04:36Uh, how's that the end of a quest?
04:39Because it's closer to the exit.
04:41Let's go, we're leaving.
04:42Come on.
04:43There's only one more door to try.
04:45Do you really want to leave one door behind?
04:48Yes.
04:49Aw, come on.
04:51No.
04:51Come on.
04:53No.
04:54Come on.
04:58It's raining, Rob.
05:03Glitter biscuits.
05:04We're trapped.
05:05Don't feel bad.
05:06It's as much my fault as it was yours.
05:10Looks like the last workway is our only way out of here.
05:12Well, maybe they saved the best for last.
05:16Or the worst.
05:17Either way, we've got no choice.
05:23See?
05:24I told you.
05:25This area screams end of quest.
05:28Now, where is that loot?
05:30Welcome to Shake and Snake Island.
05:33I'm Helpy.
05:34Yeah, Helpy.
05:35We met before?
05:36Pfft.
05:37Hepuses, am I right?
05:38This is the final stage of your epic quest.
05:42You must have braved many levels to earn your way here.
05:46Sure did.
05:47Totes earned.
05:48So much braving.
05:50Is nobody going to address the shaken snake thing?
05:53Your reward awaits.
05:55Ooh, Papa, this is it.
05:58Let's jip.
05:59Just be sure to wear your gravity boots.
06:02Uh, gravity boots?
06:04What gravity boots?
06:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:08The ones you got in a previous level
06:10that you clearly just finished in order to get here?
06:15LOL, an excellent joke.
06:18Who cares?
06:19Let's jip.
06:20Woo-hoo!
06:22I don't like the sound of that.
06:24Probably nothing serious.
06:25The upside down-a-ning will now begin.
06:29Upside down-a-ning?
06:31Ooh, grab a hold of something!
06:34Ah!
06:34Ah!
06:35Whoa!
06:37Whoa!
06:38Whoa!
06:40Yeah.
06:41Okay, not great, but no time to dawdle.
06:43Let's get that chest!
06:46Huh?
06:47Huh?
06:48Huh?
06:50Huh?
06:51Huh?
06:51Huh?
06:51Huh?
06:52Huh?
06:53Huh?
06:53So close.
06:54Huh?
06:54I guess we do need gravity boots.
06:57You could also use a helicopter backpack.
07:00From where?
07:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
07:04A callback to your earlier joke.
07:07Why, from one of those previous levels, of course.
07:10Oh, and watch out.
07:12Here comes a rainbow.
07:16Oh, looks so gorgeous.
07:20Really makes you appreciate it.
07:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:23Got any crystal shields?
07:26You'll need them for the rainbow.
07:28Oh, and here comes the boss of the island.
07:42Even the wrong thing.
07:43Ew, run vanilla.
07:44Uh, so healthy.
07:46I assume if one had completed the previous levels,
07:49they'd have everything they need?
07:50Of course.
07:51You need one item from each previous level to move on.
07:55Otherwise, it would be super easy for someone to cheat.
08:01Alright, you heard the NPC. We've got no choice but to split up and do this the right way
08:34I'm not sure what to do
08:34Weeeee!
08:34Weeeee!
08:36Weeeee!
08:36Weeeee!
08:52Weeeee!
08:53Huh, mine was easy
09:01Careful, Jet! It's a long way down... or up! Whatever!
09:06Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
09:08Whoa!
09:09Oh, pretty!
09:12Ah!
09:14So that's the snake!
09:15I don't like this!
09:17Huh?
09:20Ooh!
09:24Jasper!
09:24Crystal time!
09:50More than I expected, but...
09:54Ha!
09:55We did it!
10:00Now, everyone, this is gonna be some of the best loot we've ever seen.
10:05So no bickering over who gets it.
10:07Whatever it is, we all share.
10:09Do the honors, Berryboo.
10:16Dis-connected?
10:17Dis-connected?
10:19The level glitched?
10:21No!
10:24Right...
10:24That can totally happen if you use too many warpways.
10:28What?
10:28Oh!
10:29Oh!
10:29Everything!
10:30We lost!
10:30Everything!
10:31It can't be!
10:32It can't be!
10:33Easy, Jetty!
10:34Maybe Helpy can help us!
10:38Uh, he's not looking very helpful.
11:08But!
11:09Uh...
11:10How do we get out of here?
11:12There's never a warpway when you need one.
11:14Noooo!
11:18Oho!
11:26Noooo!
11:27Woo-hoo!
11:29Hot-ca-ha, Tato coming through!
11:31Come here, Smashlings!
11:34What?
11:39Keep moving!
11:42Get back here, Smashlings!
11:47Really?
11:51Whoa!
11:54Come on!
11:56Let me splash you!
11:57See?
11:58Oh-ho-ho-ho!
11:59Splashy-splashy!
12:03Rude!
12:04Follow me!
12:05I know how to lose him!
12:09Let's go!
12:11Do it!
12:16See?
12:17They'll never follow us this way.
12:19Dude, seriously?
12:21So do we jump or...?
12:24Hard pass.
12:25Come on!
12:26I think they went this way!
12:28I got this.
12:33Ah-ha!
12:37Ah-ha!
12:39Ah-ha!
12:42The boss is in trouble!
12:44Let's get out of here!
12:45Ah-ha!
12:47Ah-ha!
12:47Ah-ha!
12:47Too much rainbow water!
12:48Ah-ha!
12:49Do we help him?
12:51No!
12:52I'm not in a hurry.
12:54Ah-ha!
12:55Ah-ha!
12:58Ah-ha!
12:59Ah-ha!
13:00Ah-ha!
13:00Ah-ha-ha!
13:01Ah-ha-ha!
13:02Ah-ha-ha!
13:03Ah-ha-ha!
13:03Ah-ha-ha!
13:03Ah-ha-ha!
13:03Ah-ha-ha-ha!
13:03We should probably make sure he's okay.
13:06I mean, I guess.
13:08Ah-ha-ha-ha!
13:09Someone had a glow up?
13:11Careful, Smash Team!
13:12We're dealing with the one, the only, the evil...
13:16Gruel?
13:16Oh?
13:17Why, hello!
13:18Are you my new friends?
13:20Ah-ha-ha!
13:21Nope!
13:22Later!
13:23Just a sec, Gruel!
13:26This is amazing!
13:28What is?
13:29Kind of lost here.
13:30It would appear that Gruel's been turned into a Smashling.
13:34Yeah, and he is so adorbs!
13:38Aww!
13:40Easy now.
13:41This is Gruel we're talking about.
13:43There's no amount of rainbow water that can wash the bash off that guy.
13:46It's gotta be a trick.
13:47So, is that Gruel?
13:49Or not?
13:50Well, it is and it isn't.
13:53All Bashlings start out as Smashlings.
13:56Maybe they can change back.
13:58It's a trick!
13:59That dude's evil to the core!
14:01The pod!
14:02There you go, little guy!
14:04Everyone, I made another friend!
14:06Ah!
14:07Now we can all be friends!
14:10Oof.
14:11So evil.
14:14And this is Piñata Village!
14:19Which you tried to gunk up once or twice, or 2,472 times.
14:24But it was...
14:25Oh, it's so delightful!
14:28And there's so many little friends to hug!
14:31Aw!
14:32Hello!
14:32So nice to hug you!
14:34Hi!
14:36Hello!
14:38Doesn't that hurt?
14:39Ah!
14:40Like a million mosquito kisses!
14:43Haha!
14:44You might have the others fooled, but you're bound to slip up sooner or later!
14:48Aw!
14:49Someone needs a hug!
14:51Huh?
14:56I'm watching you!
15:03Huh?
15:04I'm watching you!
15:05Ah!
15:05Cruel!
15:05Ah!
15:08Thank you very much!
15:10Ah!
15:12Ah!
15:12Ah!
15:12I'm still watching you!
15:16Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:27Ah!
15:29Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:33Ah!
15:34Ah!
15:35Ah!
15:37Ah!
15:38Well, thanks, but the dough's ruined.
15:40I'm still watching you.
15:43Ah!
15:44Ah!
15:45Ah!
15:46Ah!
15:47Ah!
15:47Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50It's over, Gruel!
15:52Wow!
15:52That's so much better!
15:53Thanks for the back massage, Gruel!
15:55Whee!
15:56You the best!
15:57You're welcome!
15:58Would you like one, Jet?
16:00You look really stressed!
16:12That's just not right!
16:14You and the other pinatas should kick him out!
16:16Jet dude, Gruel's a smashling now!
16:20You should see this as a win!
16:22Maybe the biggest win!
16:24Maybe, but I can't party with him!
16:26That's fine too!
16:27Cause we need someone to help clean up!
16:30Huh?
16:33Ugh!
16:37Gather round!
16:38Gruel's about to smash his first Smashable!
16:41Yeah!
16:43Yeah!
16:48Thank you so much for helping with my party, Jetty Buddy!
16:54Here!
16:55I made this just for you!
16:58I am not your Jetty Buddy!
17:10Agri-Much!
17:12Jet!
17:12We're worried you're entering your villain era!
17:15Huh?
17:16What?
17:16Me?
17:17The biggest villain ever!
17:19Is standing right there!
17:20In a party hat!
17:22Why won't you be my friend?
17:25Hmm...
17:26Let me see!
17:26Because of all that evil bashling stuff you did!
17:29Don't you remember?
17:30Don't you remember?
17:31That's actually a good question!
17:33What do you remember?
17:34I don't remember anything about being a bashling...
17:38Except...
17:39Flying through the air...
17:42And landing somewhere...
17:46Icky...
17:49And scary...
17:50And alone...
17:52But...
17:53I figured someone would come to be my friend!
17:56So I waited...
17:57And I waited...
17:59And I waited...
18:01But no, I never can-
18:03Guuuu!
18:04Guuuu!
18:07Heheheheh...
18:07That's so sad!
18:10Harsh, Bruh!
18:12That's really sad!
18:13I'm gonna take a time-out.
18:14I'm gonna cry.
18:16That's sad.
18:18I'm hungry...
18:19I guess it was rough. No one came.
18:22Uh, someone did come eventually.
18:25Yay!
18:27Well, maybe not yay.
18:34The Minyatta Snorovine!
18:40She gave me a, uh, nice shower.
18:56I don't remember anything after that.
18:59W-w-what's a mean-yatta?
19:03Oh, it's like a pinata, but a mean back swing version.
19:07That's a thing?
19:09Uh-huh. She said she could never weave the swamp land.
19:13So she wanted to spread the swamp to uncover the entire pinataverse.
19:17Or something like that.
19:19Hold up!
19:20Just trying to scare us!
19:22What will it take for you to believe that I am a smash wing?
19:26I mean, you could take a step into the swamp lands.
19:29If it sets off the thunder alarm, it means you're a smash link.
19:35That's a horribly dangerous idea, Jet.
19:38You really don't have to prove anything to us, Gru.
19:40I will prove it to you, Jetty Buddy! You see?
19:44And he's gone.
19:47My bad.
19:50Okay.
19:51Be brave, Gruul.
19:53Be brave.
19:57Gruulipop, no!
20:02Huh. So he is a smashling.
20:05Who knew?
20:06We all did.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Gruul!
20:09I'm sorry I didn't believe you, Gruul.
20:11I promise to be your Jetty Buddy from now on.
20:14You too?
20:15Oh, that's wonderful!
20:17Hey!
20:17It's that blue guy the boss hates so much!
20:21Uh-oh.
20:22Let's spray him good!
20:24Aw!
20:25Yeah!
20:26Aw!
20:28Wish Gruul were here to see this!
20:31No!
20:33Ha ha ha!
20:35Ah ha ha huh!
20:36No!
20:42No!
20:44Ah!
20:51GRULE! I'm so sorry buddy, speak to me!
20:54Argh!
20:57Argh! Eww, gross!
21:01Don't get your cute all over me!
21:03So, you don't remember your Jetty buddy?
21:07My what?
21:09Huh?
21:13What's that?
21:14We should run.
21:15Yep.
21:17Should we chase him, your grueless?
21:19Nah. Let him go. Let him go.
21:25This time.
21:28Gruul!
21:29Where have you been?
21:32Well, it's those goody-goody smashlings were mean to me.
21:36Oh, my poor, precious Gruul.
21:39I'll get back at those sickly-sweet smashlings.
21:44Soon, their entire pinataverse will be one giant gloomy swamp!
21:54Always know how to cheer me up.
21:57Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:59Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:00Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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