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00:00Oh.
00:30T'was an average day in the Pinataverse.
00:41Smashlings were smashing, glooms were looming,
00:44and down in the swamplands, glooms were perfuming.
00:49But a rainbow whale is what the Smash team's pursuing.
00:53Until...
00:54Just what do you think you're doing?
00:58What's it look like, kitty cat?
01:00We're about to capture a pod.
01:02Have you even seen your stats?
01:04We are clearly getting this pod.
01:06Nuh-uh.
01:08Yuh-huh.
01:09Smashlings, bashlings, please!
01:11Can't we all just get along?
01:13No!
01:14At least they agree on that.
01:16No, we don't!
01:18Bruh, what's the deal with the rainbow whale?
01:21Uh, is that an ugly Smash Miss sweater?
01:26Huh.
01:26I wonder what that was about?
01:29That's a Candy King Special Edition pod!
01:32It's so good!
01:54Did we just chase this thing all over the Piñataverse,
01:58only to end up back where we started?
02:02Whoa! Where did that come from?
02:09It's getting away!
02:11But, Boss, we don't know what's inside!
02:14Yeah! It could be full of five kinds of food stink!
02:19That's a chance I gotta take!
02:21No, it's a chance I gotta take!
02:25Hey!
02:27Ahem!
02:34We're coming!
02:36Ahem!
02:39Ahem!
02:41Ahem!
02:45Ahem!
02:47Ahem!
02:49Ahem!
02:50Ahem!
02:51Ahem!
02:52Ahem!
02:53Ahem!
02:54Ahem!
02:55Ahem!
02:56Ahem!
02:57Ahem!
02:58Ahem!
02:59Ahem!
03:00Ahem!
03:01Ahem!
03:02Ahem!
03:03Ahem!
03:04Ahem!
03:05Ahem!
03:06Ahem!
03:07Ahem!
03:08Ahem!
03:09Ahem!
03:10And I'm so glad y'all could join me here in the most wonderful place in the Piñataverse,
03:15Smash Miss Land!
03:16Smash Miss Land!
03:17Today, we're gonna learn the true meaning of Smash Miss by teaming up Smashlings and Bashlings
03:26together!
03:28Huh, wasn't really a joke, but isn't Laughin' the best?
03:37Ahem!
03:38Ahem!
03:39Anyway, teams are Tootie and Blush, Jasper and Cogs, Berry and Grimmy, and last but not
03:45least, Jet and Gruul!
03:48How do you know our names?
03:52Cause it's Smash Miss!
03:55Still doesn't make sense.
03:57Hate to break it to ya, Cookie Boy, but we don't play well together.
04:00Yeah!
04:01Uh-huh!
04:02You sure?
04:03Cause if y'all pair up with the other team and finish one of my little co-op games,
04:07you win these fabulous presents!
04:12Woo!
04:13Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
04:16Ow!
04:17Nuh-uh-uh!
04:19Not unless you play nice!
04:21Okay, bruh, I guess we can try to work together.
04:25Yay!
04:26That's the Smash Miss spirit!
04:29Hatada-tututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututututut
04:59has finished the game.
05:01Now, let's smash!
05:15I thought I was the funniest one!
05:24Oops!
05:26Oh, sorry, Jasper, but you and Conx will have to try another game.
05:31Let's hope the others have more luck with the-
05:33Oh, push!
05:34That's not quite how you play!
05:36Ow!
05:37Oh, oh, this doesn't feel like you were gone!
05:42Did we win?
05:44Good try!
05:45But next up- Groover!
05:47No!
05:47Stop.
05:49Stop.
05:51Stop it.
05:52All right!
05:57Look, you don't like me, and I'd rather eat rotten glitter doodles than be your teammate.
06:01Rather?
06:03But we're talking about presents!
06:05So let's get it together!
06:08And hopefully your present will be breath mints.
06:10I mean, nice hops out there.
06:22I mean, nice hops out there.
06:36Ah, you too.
06:37Woo-hoo!
06:39Very grippy!
06:41Welcome to the winner's circle!
06:44Now, let's see how Jet and Gruul are-
06:46Oh, my sugar plums!
06:48Maybe we should move on to, uh, our next game!
06:59Quit hoggin' my toboggin'!
07:03In this game, teammates must fetch sleds from the inventory rack,
07:08then slide on down the hill and cross the finish line together!
07:12Oh!
07:14Too easy!
07:16Hey!
07:17Just hold my tail.
07:18Then we'll stay together for sure.
07:20Okey-doke.
07:22Just don't go too fast, or it might-
07:35Ooh, that does not look good.
07:37Well, that was more ouchy than I expected,
07:44but technically they still cross together!
07:49Welcome to the winner's circle!
07:56Let's see how Tootie, Belle, and Blush do!
08:00Punch it!
08:07Ah-ha!
08:08Now, that's what I call Smash Miss Spirit!
08:14The only thing standing between you and all those presents is Jet and Gruul working together!
08:23Goodbye, presents.
08:24Uh-uh.
08:30Oh, hey, partner. Got a sled for you.
08:32Really? Wow! What a great teammate!
08:35Oh, I got one for you, too!
08:40One, two, three!
08:52Is it... is it over?
08:55Yeah, I think.
08:58Yay! We get to keep playing games!
09:05Uh-huh!
09:13Yuh!
09:14Yah!
09:15Yuh!
09:16Ah!
09:17Yeah!
09:18Ha-ha-ha!
09:18Uh-huh!
09:18Uhh!
09:20Uh-uh!
09:26Huh?
09:32Huh?
09:32At least the wreath is fine.
09:39That is it!
09:45I can't take it anymore!
09:48Smashmas has cancelled!
09:51I'm returning all the presents!
09:54But we did such a good job of working!
09:58And becoming our best selves!
10:05And learning the true meaning of Smashmas!
10:08The true meaning of Smashmas!
10:11Hop back! Look at my house!
10:28So, uh...
10:32Wow!
10:33Wow!
10:34Someday, huh?
10:35Yeah!
10:36Brilliant!
10:37Smash me!
10:38Come on, everyone.
10:40I've got a day-old fruity cake we can share.
10:43Not for you two.
10:45Huh!
10:47Yeesh!
10:48What's their problem?
10:50She, uh, stick together?
10:53Ridiculous!
10:55You can say that again.
10:57At least we're on the same page.
10:59You're all right, Jet.
11:01Right back at you, buddy.
11:02Merry Smashmas.
11:04Ah!
11:05Ah.
11:06You know what that feels right?
11:08Are you serious right now?!
11:11wings Everly
11:23Heroes
11:24Only one more sleep is into Smash!
11:28ELEPANT!
11:29PARTY!
11:30Oh!
11:31ahhhh, yes!
11:33Ahm, IMAH
11:34This game where you give thoughtful gifts to loved ones.
11:36Then right back!
11:38Ha!
11:39Yeah, not a fan.
11:42But I don't... not possible.
11:45You must be confused, Fairy Boo.
11:48Smash Elephant is the game where everyone brings presents.
11:52Indicate fans opening them?
11:54And once presents are open...
11:56You're stealing from each other!
11:58It's the best!
12:00Yeah, I know what it is.
12:03Oh, I don't think you do!
12:06How is it even possible to not, like, smash Elephant?
12:10It's just, every year, I put a lot of thought into the gift I bring.
12:15And every year, I somehow end up leaving with...
12:18Jaspers.
12:20It's the wrapper for my very first Marzaboot Pie!
12:24It's the best pet ever!
12:26A rock!
12:28I don't know what it is, but it feels squishy.
12:30It smells like cat food.
12:33I know he means well, but, uh...
12:36His gifts are comically cringe?
12:38Yeah, everybody knows.
12:39Oh, but, Barry!
12:42You ending up with Jasper's silly gift is a tradition.
12:45And Smashmas traditions are important.
12:48And another thing.
12:49When's the last time you walked your rock?
12:51Prickles walks him every morning.
12:53I think he's napping again.
12:55Huh.
12:56Well, don't give up.
12:57Maybe it'll be different this year.
12:59It probably won't, though.
13:01That's it!
13:04If I'm gonna get a terrible present, I'm going to give a terrible present!
13:10Some Latin smoothies here.
13:12Some expired milk there.
13:14I'm gonna make the worst cake anyone's ever seen!
13:18Hey, that looks good.
13:19Can I have some?
13:20It's beautiful!
13:21Who am I kidding?
13:22I couldn't make a bad cake if I tried!
13:24Aw!
13:25If only I had a cool big buddy to teach me the ways of Smash Elephant.
13:27Then I could actually win this year!
13:28Did I hear somebody looking for a certified Smash Elephant trainer?
13:30He... yeah?
13:31Wait, how long have you been in that hedge?
13:32Dazzle Schmazzle!
13:33At your service!
13:34This is a coupon for eggs.
13:35I belong to the Smash Elephant League of the Pinataverse, a group dedicated to training
14:00the next generation of Smash Elephant tiers!
14:03No way that's a thing!
14:05Oh!
14:06It very much is a thing!
14:08And, not only am I the founder and current president, I'm also the only member!
14:13So sus!
14:14Well, I'm desperate!
14:16That's the spirit!
14:17Now, on one hand, training will be intense!
14:21You're gonna work harder than hard!
14:24Every pixel in your body will scream, GIVE UP!
14:29Okay...
14:30But on the other hand, it's also gonna be very painful and emotionally scarring!
14:37That sounds like the same hand.
14:43Is my bake shop a good place for a VR simulator?
14:46For sure!
14:47You'll be so immersed in the game, you'll forget all about the real world!
14:53Whoa!
14:54This is incredible!
14:55And I'm only on the home screen!
14:57Right?
14:58I told you...
14:59Wait!
15:00How do I hit start?
15:01Careful!
15:02Start!
15:03Dazzle!
15:04How do I hit...
15:05Where am I now?
15:10Wait!
15:11Am I upside down?
15:13Gary, try to...
15:14Try to...
15:15Dazzle!
15:16I think I love the ceiling!
15:17Gary?
15:18Oh, wait!
15:19I think I see it!
15:30What did you do to my shop?!
15:31So...
15:32VR is cool and all, but wait till you see my brand new AI generated tutorial level!
15:38Clear whiskey!
15:39Spruggled dumplings!
15:40Ah!
15:41Oh!
15:42Ah!
15:43Oh!
15:44What's that?
15:45Ah!
15:46Oh!
15:47Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:52Ah!
15:53Struggle Dumplings!
16:12Rainbow Butt Cakes!
16:18Great training montage.
16:20But how did that make me better at Smash Elephant?
16:22Oh, that was just a warm-up.
16:25Now the real training begins.
16:52So, am I ready?
16:59Almost.
17:00Just one more lesson.
17:02Great.
17:03Is it a strategy?
17:04More preparation?
17:05A focus technique?
17:07Actually, it's kind of a cheat code that guarantees you a win.
17:13Wait, what?
17:14Pick last.
17:16Huh?
17:17Think about it.
17:19No gift can be stolen in the same turn it was open, right?
17:22Right.
17:23So, if you pick last and you like what you opened, just keep it.
17:28No one can steal it, so you win.
17:32Oh, okay.
17:34But what if...
17:35Or, if you don't like what you opened, just steal a great present from somebody else.
17:40Since each gift can only be stolen once per round.
17:43It's yours!
17:44Either way, you win!
17:46I don't believe it.
17:49Genius, right?
17:51It makes all other Smash Elephant training sort of pointless.
17:55Why didn't you just tell me that in the first place?
18:04I'll bring up your concerns at the next league meeting.
18:09Smash rules are full of candy.
18:16Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
18:19This is never gonna work.
18:21Who's ready for Smash Elephant?
18:24Hey, you know, I was just thinking, in all the years we've been playing this game,
18:32I've never had to pick last.
18:34Wild, right?
18:36Really?
18:38Well, that's not right.
18:42Everyone should take their turn.
18:44Oh, fruity farts.
18:46Why did I say anything?
18:47Well, fair's fair, I guess.
18:49Yeah!
18:51Okay, then.
18:52Y'all know the rules.
18:53One present is open to start each turn.
18:56Then it's either hold or steal.
18:58And stealing order stays the same as present picking order.
19:01Tootie, you want to get us started?
19:06It's a jet!
19:08I love it!
19:10Ooh!
19:11And since nothing else is open, we'll move right to round two.
19:16Trickles?
19:16Trickles?
19:17Why don't you?
19:18Huh?
19:19Huh?
19:20Huh?
19:21Huh?
19:22Huh?
19:23Huh?
19:24Huh?
19:25Huh?
19:26Huh?
19:27It's stinky pickles!
19:28You get it?
19:29They're pickles that stink!
19:31Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:33Uh, steal!
19:34Oh!
19:35Really?
19:36You have no idea how lucky you just got!
19:40Those are some seriously stinky pickles!
19:43Boorzy, you're up!
19:45Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46I think I'll...
19:47Hold!
19:48And...
19:49Thank you very much!
19:49Oh!
19:50I feel a concerning trend developing here!
19:55Oh!
19:56I feel a concerning trend developing here!
20:00And that brings us to the final gift of the night!
20:27Berryboo!
20:28Please do the honors!
20:30A genuine glitter wand smashing stick?
20:38That's like your all-time dream stick!
20:41Well, that makes your decision pretty easy!
20:43Guess you finally won Smash Elephant, eh, Berryboo?
20:46Yeah!
20:47Oh!
20:48Go!
20:49Go!
20:50Go!
20:51Go!
20:52Go!
20:53Go!
20:54Go!
20:55Go!
20:56Go!
20:57Go!
20:58Go!
20:59Go!
21:00Go!
21:01Steal?
21:02Huh?
21:04But...
21:07Why?
21:08What do you mean?
21:10I love...
21:12Stinky...
21:13Pickles.
21:14Just like I love all the just deswegen.
21:15I love all Jasper's gifts. You think it's a coincidence that I end up with one every year. I knew it
21:22I knew those pickles would make an awesome gift. Well, I definitely don't mind taking home this amazing
21:33Well very for someone who doesn't like smash elephants
21:37That's about the best I've ever seen it played
21:39You really are full of smash miss spirit
21:44You know we could always
21:49Think I'm good
21:51I really prefer non stinky pickles personally. Oh, come on. You can't smell that
22:09You
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