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01:00We're ready to slay, queens.
01:08Rude, what?
01:09Hey, where's Jet Fuel?
01:16Jet, your eyes are spirals.
01:19How can you tell with the rube spinning like this?
01:22You're covered in glitter box.
01:28You even sneeze glitter.
01:32I think the spots are pretty.
01:35Jet is already slaying, queens.
01:37He's totally glit.
01:38What else can he sneeze, bruh?
01:41I need to take your temperature.
01:48This isn't looking good.
01:52Jet has glitter fever.
01:54I don't have glitter fever.
01:57If I had glitter fever, I'd have a case of the rando-dozies.
02:02The rando-wootsies?
02:03The rando-dozies are when you randomly fall asleep.
02:08It's official.
02:10You have glitter fever.
02:11Oh, no!
02:13Is there a cure?
02:14Jet, don't go towards the light.
02:16Stay with us.
02:17Stay with us.
02:19There is a cure.
02:22Bed rest.
02:24Bed rest?
02:25No!
02:27Wait, for how long?
02:29A couple of days.
02:30No!
02:34We get it.
02:35No, you don't get it.
02:37I'm team leader.
02:38Jet doesn't rest.
02:41There might be another cure.
02:44Not involving bed rest.
02:46Say less.
02:47But please tell me what it is.
02:50We can cure you if we find the healing gem.
02:53But it's way up on one of those islands in the sky.
02:56We get to hit up a skyland?
02:58Easy now.
02:59They may look cool, but getting up there will be very, very...
03:04inconvenient.
03:07I'm sold.
03:08Let's...
03:09I think we should just leave Jet here so we can rest.
03:13But he said Jet doesn't rest.
03:15That's right.
03:16Jet doesn't rest.
03:17Oh, Jasper!
03:19We need Jet to stay put.
03:21He's too sick and not thinking straight.
03:24Oh, I'm fine.
03:26See?
03:29I'm fine.
03:31You might need to wipe your faces, though.
03:33Tootie Belle, help me out here.
03:35Berry Boo!
03:37You're only as sick as you feel.
03:39And if Jet feels ready, then he is.
03:42Right, Jetty Pop?
03:45Looks ready to me.
03:57Ta-da!
03:58We're already here.
03:59Told you this would be easy.
04:01Look up.
04:02Go!
04:07Easy peasy.
04:08All right, everyone through the game.
04:13Whoa!
04:13OMG!
04:14Cool!
04:15Now we're in game mode.
04:16No matter how bad we get hurt, we'll respawn so we can keep on going.
04:26Yay!
04:27Woo-hoo!
04:28Let's, Jet!
04:30Let's, Jet!
04:31Let's, Jet!
04:33Let's, Jet!
04:34It's been an hour.
04:45We're making good times.
04:47You have to be kidding me.
04:49We gotta move faster, Jet.
04:51After these stairs, we've got those hover blocks.
04:53Then the hover blocks that move.
04:54The hover blocks that are treadmills.
04:55The hover blocks that move are treadmills and also fall if you stand on them too long.
05:01Don't forget the laser things.
05:02Oh, and, and the spinny laser things.
05:04Oh, oh, and the big spinny laser things.
05:06And watch out for glitter snot!
05:08What?
05:08Ah-choo!
05:10That was Jet.
05:12Ew.
05:13Jet, you need to rest.
05:14Jet doesn't rest!
05:16Let's go!
05:18Ah-ha!
05:19Gah!
05:19Uh-huh!
05:27Yuck!
05:28Yuck!
05:29Come on, Jet!
05:36Huh?
05:37Okay.
05:38I got this.
05:40Jet Chee!
05:41Watch the laser spin!
05:42Careful!
05:44Whoa!
05:49Careful!
05:57A little help over here?
06:10Phew, that was close.
06:12Achoo!
06:14Ah!
06:18This is hopeless.
06:20Try to keep up!
06:40Hi, I'm Helpy.
06:42Welcome to the Fork in the Road.
06:44You can go this way.
06:50Or that way.
06:55I wouldn't go that way.
06:57Very helpful, Helpy.
06:59Cool, cool.
07:00This way it is.
07:01I warned you.
07:10I warned you.
07:12I'll see you next time.
07:14I'll see you next time.
07:27I'll see you next time.
07:28I'll see you next time.
07:28did he just say jet doesn't rest in his sleep funky skunk cakes I can't take it anymore it's
07:44one step forward and two steps back is that bad I'm not a math guy come on it's jet he can do
07:56anything he just needs some nibbles to get his strength up hey bud want some fruities
08:04classic I can't look at food right now it makes me want to
08:17what makes you want to watch it what what is it you can tell us you can whisper it in my ear
08:25that doesn't rest I never back down from a challenge challenge
08:35oh jet getting rest is the challenge
08:43what getting rest is the side quest of a lifetime yeah nothing levels you up like a sleepy side quest
08:52really trust ultra rare super sleeper blanket turbo pillow check you got this bruh jet won't rest
09:03hmm but maybe jet could close his eyes for a second
09:09that's right close your eyes sweet dreams my sick and gross friend
09:20we did it he's finally asleep take that glitch
09:26so uh what now go to the top of the floating island why to get the healing gem to help jet heal
09:39faster of course to be honest I forgot why we were doing this okay getting to the top might be
09:45impossible even without jet we need to give her everything we've got to never mind that was easy
09:51jet really was the problem it's so beautiful look there's the healing gem
09:59healing gem to help jet heal right forgot again
10:05we did it this is gonna be good soup seriously
10:20wiki wiki jetty pop
10:25what did you expect oh I feel amazing and it's all because of you smash team
10:41you had my back while I was sick and I want you to know I'll always have yours
10:47no matter what ah what a perfect day
10:55right it's a shame that was the only healing gem what a bummer
11:05anyway get well soon
11:10you
11:23and
11:28you
11:33to
11:35Hurry, Smashlings! You can hide in here!
11:42Wait, where?
11:44Wipe your feet!
11:46Chill, Smashlings! I'll save you!
11:50You're welcome.
11:52Oh, uh, hey there, uh, Bash Bro.
11:56A Bashling? Here? In Pinata Village?
11:59I thought they were afraid of pinatas.
12:01Okay, bud. You might be creepy. You might be scary. You might even be...
12:08Jasper?
12:09Ha-ha! Gotcha! You should see the looks on your faces!
12:14You mean those?
12:19Um...
12:20Jasper, you can't just scare the one-ups out of everyone like that.
12:24So not cool, dude. We have no choice but to give you a debuff!
12:31Bruh!
12:38Uh, debuff? Bruh, my stats!
12:42Now ditch the look or lose another one.
12:45That was harsh! We should say something.
12:48Hey Jasper, I just wanted you to know you sorta deserve that.
12:53What? He scared the seeds off me!
13:01What's with everyone today? That was so funny!
13:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:06Aaaaaaah!
13:07Huh!
13:08Yeeeee!
13:09Ooh!
13:09Ah!
13:10Oof!
13:11Oof!
13:11Ah!
13:12Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:15Oh!
13:16I think they call this karma.
13:19Heh.
13:20You alive or what?
13:22Huh!
13:23Bro!
13:24Come on!
13:25You can help us with our evil plan!
13:28Help you?
13:29Yes!
13:30Like a good Bash bro!
13:34Right!
13:35Cause I'm totally a Bashling!
13:37Wait!
13:38If you're a Bashling, how come I've never seen you before?
13:42Yeah!
13:43Ah!
13:44Sure you have!
13:45I'm a Bashley McBashington!
13:47Exactly!
13:48Now, place is everyone!
13:57So, uh, what's the game plan?
14:00He likes to get in a few hours of looking cool per day.
14:04Then, oh then, we water plans!
14:10That doesn't sound very evil.
14:12It does, if you water them with swamp water.
14:16We are expanding the swamp plans one disgusting flower at a time!
14:21Heheheheh!
14:22Aww!
14:24Huh!
14:25Then, side quest time!
14:27I like doing side quests!
14:29Eh!
14:30We don't do side quests here.
14:32Yeah, we wait for a smash scrub to do one and then we steal their loot!
14:37Heheheheh!
14:39Heheheheh!
14:41All right, all right, all right, too much.
14:45Ooh!
14:47Loop!
14:48Bruh!
14:49Why didn't you say so?
14:50I know where we can find some.
14:51You do?
14:52Well, what's the hold up?
14:53Let's go!
14:56Look!
14:57A rare smashable!
14:59What are you waiting for?
15:00Hit it!
15:04There's a gem in that bush!
15:06Gribby, dive in!
15:07Uh-huh!
15:11Ah, look!
15:12A big treasure chest!
15:14Uh...
15:15Go on, open it!
15:17Ha!
15:40Ha!
15:41Worked like a charm!
15:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:44Funny guy!
15:45Ha!
15:46Real funny!
15:48Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:54Those traps!
15:55Oh, those traps were hilarious!
15:56You know what?
15:57You're my new number two!
15:59Huh?
16:00Huh?
16:01Sounds good!
16:02And bad!
16:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:06All right, bros!
16:07Come on, let's reset!
16:08Oh, Bashley!
16:14With my expert leadership in your traps,
16:17we are going to catch ourselves some Smashlings!
16:21We are?
16:22Jasper!
16:24Perfect timing!
16:25Hide, hide!
16:26Jasper!
16:28Jasper!
16:30Jasper!
16:32Jasper!
16:34Quiet!
16:36They'll hear you!
16:38Ooh!
16:39Free loot!
16:40That's it!
16:41Walk right into it!
16:43Jet, is this really the time?
16:46There's never a bad time for loot!
16:48We need to find Jasper!
16:49I'm worried the pinatas harshed his vibe too harshly!
16:53No way!
16:54They weren't harsh enough!
16:55Huh!
16:56Fine!
16:57We can loot on the way back!
16:58Ah!
16:59Come on!
17:01Oh!
17:02Cruel!
17:03And...
17:04Jasper!
17:05You meanie!
17:07Let our friend go!
17:09What?
17:10How?
17:11What?
17:12What is it?
17:13What's wrong?
17:14What's wrong?
17:15What?
17:16You can't speak?
17:17Gruel stole your voice?
17:18Gruel!
17:19You give his voice back!
17:20I have no idea what is happening, but...
17:23As a gesture of good will...
17:26Wow!
17:27You are strong!
17:28You can have this treasure chest!
17:31Wait...
17:33Really?
17:34Uh...
17:35We don't want anything from you, Gruel!
17:37I mean, we'll take it!
17:38But we don't need it!
17:49Ha-ha!
17:51Ha!
17:52They walked right into it!
17:53Oh, wait, that's bad.
17:54Ha-ha!
17:56Ha-ha!
17:57I did it!
17:58I did it!
17:59I finally caught the entire Smash Team!
18:02Well, almost all of them!
18:05In fact, that other one could be lurking somewhere right now, planning a rescue!
18:11Psst!
18:12You hear that?
18:13The other one is planning a rescue!
18:15Jasper, that's you!
18:17Right...
18:19And the timing is perfect!
18:22Ha-ha-ha!
18:23Tonight...
18:24Tonight is a full pinata moon!
18:28Full pinata moon?
18:30Why does that sound familiar?
18:32Well, good question, my most bashable of bros!
18:35It is the greatest night of the month!
18:38The only time when a Smashling can be transformed into a Bashling!
18:44Right, right...
18:47Right, right...
18:48Oh no!
18:50Uh, I mean...
18:51Yay!
18:52A little help over here!
18:54What do you say we turn those smiles right-side down?
18:58Places, everyone!
19:00Woo!
19:01Hey, Gro, my cute bruh!
19:05What's the rush?
19:07The full pinata moon doesn't happen every day!
19:10We should celebrate!
19:12Oh, you are absolutely right!
19:16Hit it, bros!
19:19The Pinataverse is gonna pay the price
19:22With a victory served up as cold as ice
19:25Smash teams wrapped up like a gift, so nice, so nice
19:30We'll unleash them and release them for a dunk in the lagoon
19:35For the swamp lands will rise up in the full pinata moon
19:42I'll be Smashify and Smashify
19:46Take them for a ride to where the Merc is like a rising
19:49We got his better run and hide
19:51Cause the Smash team is turning to night
19:57Wow, that was fun!
19:59So what now?
20:00Get us out of here?
20:02Why? Girl just said he was gonna release you
20:04After he turns us into Bashlings
20:06Didn't you listen to the song?
20:08Some of it, it was long
20:10Now, for the dunking!
20:13But first, I need to give a special shout-out
20:17To me!
20:18For single-handedly pulling this whole thing off!
20:22What?
20:23Back up!
20:24It was my trap that caught them, so I should get to dunk them!
20:28Huh? Huh? He's got a point!
20:30Oh yeah, makes sense!
20:31What?!
20:32No, it doesn't!
20:33I'm in charge of the Bash Bros!
20:37I do the dunking!
20:38Hey!
20:39Whoa!
20:40Whoa!
20:41Whoa!
20:42Whoa!
20:43Whoa!
20:44This must be Jasper's brilliant plan to save-
20:46Hey!
20:47It's forgotten he's supposed to save us!
20:50Jasper!
20:51Eh!
20:52No!
20:53This is gonna take forever to wash out!
21:01I am not letting some noob steal, or worse, share my glory!
21:08You two!
21:09How dare you take his side!
21:11I am the bitterest Bashling!
21:13Me!
21:14Not him!
21:15Me!
21:16Me-me-me-me-me-me!
21:17Let's do that!
21:18Oh, now look what you did!
21:22They got away, and they captured the new guy!
21:30Glad to have you back, buddy!
21:31I hope you've learned your lesson!
21:33What lesson?
21:35Ugh!
21:36That d*** up as a Bashling is a bad idea!
21:41Look at all the trouble it got us in!
21:43You're joking, right?
21:44That was the most fun ever!
21:46I haven't learned a thing!
21:49Ugh!
21:50Woooooo!
21:56What did I tell you about dressing as a Bashling?
21:58Game.
21:59Over.
22:05t*** up as a Bashling!
22:28Game out of Smashlings!
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