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00:30He got a smash link!
00:48Yeah!
00:49Woo-hoo!
00:50You gotta see this!
00:53Pook's painted a mural of us!
00:55It's totally smash cakes!
00:58Wow, Jet, you're really big!
01:02I think it really captured our essence.
01:05You would.
01:06You made us look like noobs.
01:08Hey, it's not my fault people see us this way.
01:10But you told me to paint it this way.
01:13Okay, it was my idea.
01:15But, part of being team leader means making tough calls!
01:20You're welcome.
01:22Ooh!
01:24Saved by the pod!
01:26Let's Jet!
01:27You're pointing the wrong way.
01:29I know!
01:30It's for effect!
01:32There it is!
01:35It's hatching!
01:44Uh...
01:45He looks familiar!
01:47It's like I'm looking at myself in a gold mirror!
01:50You are, bruh.
01:52Uh, hello there!
01:53Ah!
01:53Hi!
01:54Uh, we're the Smash Team.
01:56What's your name?
01:57We should call him Gold Jet!
02:00Uh, no!
02:01The name Jet is taken!
02:03Yes, yes!
02:03I shall not be going by something as silly as Gold Jet!
02:06Thank you!
02:07My true name is Jet Gold!
02:10Ooh!
02:11That does sound better!
02:13Think of me like any other Jet you may know, but more dazzling in every possible way!
02:18Oh!
02:19We already do!
02:26Ooh!
02:27He's so shiny!
02:29Can I paint you?
02:30Yeah!
02:31Greetings!
02:32Feel free to bask in my presence!
02:35Seriously?
02:35I know!
02:37He's so good with people!
02:39Sure!
02:40But can he do this?
02:42Eh?
02:48Okay...
02:49Good effort, Jetty Weddy!
02:50Let's add some shimmer to it, shall we?
02:52Yeah!
02:58A bling bling!
03:01Seriously?
03:02Sorry, Jet!
03:04It looked nicer because...
03:05Gold!
03:06Gold's the highest medal you can win!
03:08Blue's more of a...
03:10Participation Ribbon thing!
03:12Oh, yeah?
03:12Well, it's time to flex my cool catchphrase!
03:15Smash Team!
03:16Let's Jet!
03:19Later, Smash Team!
03:21And remember...
03:23Stay golden!
03:25Wow!
03:26That's so much better!
03:28My lifters arrived!
03:33Oh, I thought he'd never leave!
03:35Am I right?
03:37Idea!
03:38We should put Jet Gold on the Smash Team!
03:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:41Not so fast!
03:42We should vote on it first!
03:44Aye!
03:47Fine!
03:48Let's see how he does on a side quest!
04:00Bling-a-ding-ding!
04:01When Jet Gold gets charms, they're always the best ones!
04:05He's a drippy drip magnet!
04:07I love it!
04:08It's all about having good taste!
04:11Time for a Smash Team selfie!
04:16Uh...
04:17There appears to be too much blue in my reflection...
04:21Jetty-wetty, would you mind stepping away?
04:23Further?
04:24Further?
04:25Further?
04:27Further?
04:28Further?
04:29Further?
04:29Further?
04:30Further still?
04:31Perfect!
04:34Jet Gold is just the shiny new flavor of the month!
04:37I need to be the most popular Smash Team member now!
04:40And there's only one way to do it!
04:42With an ultra-dangerous stunt!
04:45Sup, Smash fans!
04:46You wanna see something shiny?
04:48Yeah!
04:49Yeah!
04:50Watch this!
04:52Is that a giant disco ball?
04:54This is gonna be epic!
04:56But look!
04:57Jet Gold is strutting!
05:00Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:01Yeah-ha-ha!
05:02Woo-hoo!
05:06Yeah!
05:07How's that for some bling bling!
05:09You all see that?
05:10Did you say something?
05:12Jet Gold is whistling.
05:13And it's awesome.
05:17Whjayp!
05:21Hey!
05:24Really!?
05:25It's time to do something rash....
05:30YEEEY-EYéh!
05:33Hey!
05:33and they're gonna love me!
05:38Uh, what's happening?
05:50Check out my new look!
05:52You can call me...
05:54Diamond Jet!
05:56It looks more like tinfoil.
05:58Yeah!
05:59Did you make it yourself?
06:01We triple-jumped!
06:03Y-y-y-y...
06:06Ah.
06:07Bruh, you can barely move.
06:09That's right!
06:09Diamond Jet is way cooler than Gold Jet Jet Gold!
06:13Whatev.
06:15Ah! My eyes!
06:17You're too shiny!
06:18Yes! I'm the shiniest!
06:20Take that, Jet Gold!
06:22Victory!
06:24Dance!
06:26Who would think this is cool?
06:29I can't believe Diamond Jet is outshining me!
06:32It's time to do something rash!
06:37Hey Bash Bros! Check out my new swampy ice pop maker!
06:46Mmm! Disgusting!
06:49Intruders!
06:52I'll raise my shine status by turning all these Bashlings into Smashlings!
06:56The mere sight of me will brighten their day so much, they'll surely switch over!
07:03So shiny!
07:04Wow! He is walking bling!
07:09Oh, I want it!
07:13Um, hey, can I get you to just, you know, strike a really cool pose for a second?
07:18For me, any pose is cool, but okay!
07:21Want a selfie?
07:22Oh, you'd think so, but nope!
07:27There!
07:29This drippy statue will really spruce up the place!
07:33You know, bring the room together!
07:38This way!
07:42What's going on?
07:43Jet Gold left us this glittery note!
07:46DRB!
07:48I'm gonna turn all the Bashlings back into Smashlings with nothing but swagger!
07:53Stay golden!
07:55Ooh, that just might work!
07:56Nope!
07:57He's been caught!
07:58Ha! Noob!
07:59Oh!
08:00I can't believe this is happening!
08:02Oh, I'm so upset!
08:05Oh well!
08:05Better head home and forget he ever existed!
08:07Jet! No!
08:09Fine!
08:10The golden boy needs a rescue!
08:12And after I save him, my superstar status will shine even brighter!
08:17Let's!
08:18Diamond jet!
08:20That's not gonna be a thing!
08:23Ugh!
08:24I'm not used to being so heavy!
08:26It's hard to move around!
08:29Little help!
08:31Let's do this!
08:33Little help!
08:35Okay!
08:35Now we're talking!
08:38Little help!
08:39Just take it off!
08:41No, I'm fine!
08:43A little help!
08:47At least he's in a full body helmet!
08:53Okay, Bashlings!
08:54We can do this the easy way or the...
08:59Who knew this swampy ice-pop maker could make more than yuckalicious snacks?
09:08Give us back our jet!
09:11Oh.
09:12Oh, the others!
09:14I'm so glad you showed up!
09:15I'm finding trash team statues really bring me joy!
09:19Hey, Gruul!
09:20You wanna see something shiny?
09:24Huh?
09:31Huh?
09:32Huh?
09:32Huh?
09:33Huh?
09:33Huh?
09:33Huh?
09:35Uh, no.
09:42Eh?
09:43What?
09:43We saved you, Jet Gold!
09:46You're free!
09:47How dare you!
09:48Does Jet Gold look like someone that needs rescuing?
09:51You've totally ruined my rep!
09:55Maybe you shouldn't be on the Smash Team.
09:58Fur series!
09:59You think?
09:59Little help!
10:02Splash me so we can get going!
10:04Jet, you can move.
10:06Only your suit is frozen.
10:07You just slide out.
10:09No way!
10:09I gotta be Diamond Jet!
10:11It's the only way I can stay cooler than Jet Gold!
10:14That noob?
10:14We're so over that guy.
10:16Oh.
10:17Since you put it that way.
10:18Okay.
10:26Yeah!
10:28Let's Jet!
10:34Jet is still captured!
10:36Yes!
10:37Ha ha ha ha!
10:38I caught Jet!
10:40I caught Jet!
10:42I caught Jet!
10:42All by myself!
10:44No help!
10:44Just let him have this!
10:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:47Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:48Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:49Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:51Ow!
10:52You know?
10:53I feel a bit silly being so jealous of Jet Gold.
10:56No matter what.
10:57I'll always be the OG Jet.
10:59Whoa!
11:00The Rainbow Wheel!
11:05A pet!
11:07It's hatching!
11:08Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:11Hi everyone!
11:12My name is Bubbleg-
11:13And nope!
11:14Back in the pod!
11:29The jungle is so thick!
11:30Yeah!
11:31But we gotta keep going!
11:33Yeah!
11:34Might find something cool!
11:35Yeah!
11:38Yep!
11:39It's a struggle!
11:40We believe in you!
11:42Ah!
11:43Ah!
11:44It's a portal!
11:46Wow-wee-wow-woo!
11:48Huh?
11:49Sorry Jet.
11:50Kinda small.
11:51It's still cool though.
11:52I think it's cute.
11:54Not cute.
11:55Cool!
11:56Whatever!
11:56Let's do this!
11:58Hey!
11:58What gives?
11:59The portal's not portaling!
12:01Easy, Tiger.
12:02We don't even know where it leads.
12:04Berryboo, portals are about mystery and adventure.
12:06It doesn't matter where it leads.
12:08What if it goes somewhere icky?
12:11Icky adventure!
12:12What if it goes into a giant toilet?
12:15Toilet of mystery!
12:18Hot glass portal more!
12:20Whoa!
12:25Huh.
12:26Place looks normal.
12:28What?
12:32I've heard stories about this.
12:34We're in the pocket first!
12:38Everything is just like home, but itty bitty cute!
12:41Ah!
12:42I could die!
12:43I'm dead!
12:45Who's a little smashy-washy?
12:52Wait!
12:53Is everything small or are we big?
12:55My head hurts.
12:56I'm worried I might step on someone.
12:59That was a rock, right?
13:00Ah!
13:03Let's get out of here.
13:05These little creepy crawlies are weirding me out.
13:07What if one of them runs up my leg?
13:09No!
13:10We can't leave yet!
13:12I've always wanted to come here!
13:17We're a rainbow whale!
13:19Tiny potty-wotties!
13:21We gotta save it!
13:23That's the rules!
13:24Fine!
13:25We'll track down the pod, but then we're leaving!
13:28Wow!
13:28It is easy to get places when you're big!
13:34So cute!
13:39This is the best!
13:40You're all so large!
13:43Are you friends with King Gruul?
13:44Huh?
13:45King who?
13:47He declared himself king because he towers over us!
13:51Huh!
13:51He said he was the only one his size!
13:54Turns out that's a lie!
13:56Well, I was!
13:58I figured you trashlings would ruin this!
14:01He's stealing all our gems!
14:03Not on our watch!
14:04It's over, Gruul!
14:05Return that loot!
14:07Eh, sure.
14:08No problem.
14:09Huh?
14:09This loot is too small to use.
14:11I mean, look at this!
14:12What am I supposed to do with a tiny jetpack?
14:15Huh?
14:16Or a tiny deluxe smashing stick?
14:18Ew!
14:21Or this!
14:26Oh, great!
14:27A tiny gourmet pepper mill!
14:29It's all pocket-sized junk!
14:32Oh!
14:33Tiny souvenirs!
14:35Well, there was one thing that's kinda useful.
14:40Whatever it is, let me have it!
14:42Okay!
14:43You asked for it!
14:44It's a tiny shrink ray!
14:50Bruh!
14:51Did we get even bigger?
14:53Jasper!
14:54Sorry.
14:56Gruul!
14:57Change me back!
14:58Oh, sure!
14:59Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure!
15:00You just need to get zapped by this again.
15:06Noob!
15:07Aw, you seem to be coming up short!
15:11A little help over here!
15:14Does the winter jetty need some help?
15:17Tootie, focus!
15:18Hey, Bozo Berry!
15:20Drop this shrink ray or get glittered!
15:24Go for it.
15:25Still works.
15:30You glitter bombed me!
15:32How could you?
15:33Get it off!
15:34Get it off!
15:34Get it off!
15:34Get it off!
15:35Get it off!
15:35Get it off!
15:46Get it off!
15:51Otherwise, you'll be tiny forever!
15:57That's what happened to snoots!
16:00Fap!
16:01Ugh!
16:02Stuck a creepy crawly forever!
16:04Nooo!
16:05Dude.
16:06Again.
16:07We're right here.
16:09Jet needs to have his feelings right now!
16:11Tootie, Tootie, Tootie, Tootie, Tootie!
16:13It's teeny tiny little freak out feelings!
16:16Tootie, focus!
16:18Smash him!
16:19Let's jet!
16:20Whoa!
16:22Whoa!
16:23Everything's big again!
16:25Or did we shrink too?
16:27No time to explain!
16:29I gotta get that shrink ray!
16:31Yeah!
16:31Ugh!
16:33Ugh!
16:34Ugh!
16:36Ugh!
16:37Ugh!
16:38Ugh!
16:39Jet, you leveled all the way down!
16:42You're basically useless!
16:43Stop!
16:44Jet's the heart of this team!
16:46That's right!
16:47A tiny heart, though!
16:48Uh-huh!
16:49Like a tiny mascot with tiny tiny little legs!
16:52But don't you worry, little Jetty Pop!
16:53I will take care of you!
16:55There!
16:56Now carry you and you can see people!
16:59Look!
16:59It's Jasper!
17:00Say hi to Jasper!
17:03Getting frustrated!
17:04Ha-ha-ha!
17:05We have to go after Gruul!
17:07Through the Rumble Jungle?
17:09A little guy like you could get hurt in there!
17:11We should take the trail!
17:13But that'll take too long!
17:16Ugh!
17:16Fine!
17:17Let's jet!
17:24There he is!
17:26After him!
17:35You okay, Jetty Weddy?
17:37Keep going!
17:38No siree!
17:39You might get wet!
17:41And then you might catch an itty-bitty cold!
17:44We need to find a bridge!
17:45Fine!
17:46Let's jet!
17:47Oh, oh, oh, oh!
17:47Just a sec!
17:48I need to fix your hair!
17:49Gotta have my little Jetty Weddy looking as best on the chase!
17:53Is this really happening?
17:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:57Yes!
17:57We caught up!
17:58Keep moving!
17:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
18:00Small problem!
18:01I can't take you into wavy ways!
18:02Why?
18:04Ah!
18:04Ah!
18:05It's too much excitement!
18:06That's a good point!
18:07No, it isn't!
18:08It really isn't!
18:10We can keep going!
18:11As long as Jet puts this on!
18:13Why?
18:14Would that give him super defense powers?
18:17Nope!
18:18But it'll make him so adorbs for the tiny Jet photo shoot!
18:21No-ho-ho-ho-ho!
18:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:25Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:26We don't have time for this!
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh no!
18:33The Swaplands are no place for an itty-bitty Jet!
18:36He could get all swampy!
18:37And captured!
18:38Ah!
18:39It's almost sundown!
18:40I'm gonna be stuck tiny forever!
18:42Would that really be so bad? I could take care of you, and have tea parties, and dress you up
18:48in all sorts of fun, teeny-weeny costumes!
18:51Ora, time to bail. I got this!
18:55Judy, can I see your inventory?
19:00I am melting!
19:05I just need to borrow your pepper mill for a big time distraction!
19:15Let's see, I'll need a jetpack, tiny smashing stick, and I'm out!
19:21No, little Jenny Wedding, it's too dangerous!
19:26Tiny...
19:29Tiny...
19:31Tiny...
19:32Oh, I know I should be going after Piñata Village, but this is too much fun!
19:38Smash things are in the swamp lands!
19:41Gah!
19:42It's Jet, in a bonnet!
19:44You didn't see that.
19:46Uh-huh.
19:48Anyway, I'm here for the shrink ray!
19:51Let's go!
19:53Huh?
19:57What? Off, you bothersome bug!
20:01Owie! No, not the Toad!
20:03I might be small, but I've still got skills! Turbo pest powers, activate!
20:10What are you doing?
20:13Oh!
20:14That feels so gross!
20:16Get him out! Get him out!
20:17Come on!
20:22Ah, yes! Head! Head! Over! Over! Over! Over!
20:32It's like my brain is yelling at me!
20:39Ah!
20:41Huh!
20:42I think I have enough time for a little payback!
20:47Ah!
20:48Ah!
20:50Hey! No fair!
20:52No fair? It's totally fair!
20:54How could you say-
20:57I guess being tiny is dangerous.
21:07Uh, Toody Bell?
21:10It's, uh, almost sundown! Just zap me!
21:13Hmm! But itty bitty cute!
21:15Uh, Toody! Clock's ticking!
21:18Hmm...
21:18Toody! Toody! Toody! Toody! Toody! Toody Toody Toody Toody Toody!
21:22Oh!
21:24I'll itty bitty miss you!
21:29Yeah! Woohoo!
21:31Uh, they grow up so fast!
21:34Toody, you shrank us all!
21:36Jasper, you're bad at this.
21:39Thanks for doing the right thing, Toody Bell.
21:41Even though it shouldn't have been that hard to do.
21:43Yeah, I'm disappointed you aren't tiny anymore, but I'll get over it.
21:46Ah! He he he! Look at Garuma! He's so cute!
21:51He's so cute!
21:51Ah!
21:53Are you cold, little ghoulie? Let me keep you warm.
21:56Oh, I am not gonna let you out of my sight!
21:58Ah! Save me!
22:01Sorry, you're grueless!
22:03Ah!
22:04Ah!
22:04Ah!
22:04Ah!
22:06Ah!
22:08Ah!
22:09Ah!
22:14Ah!
22:21Ah!
22:26Ah!
22:31We got a smash link!
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