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RuPaul's Drag Race - Season 18 Episode 15 -
All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown
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00:00:03tonight they are back this season's eliminated queens return to the main stage to go head to
00:00:11head and toe to toe in the ultimate all rupaula perusa lip-sync smackdown but only one lip-sync
00:00:21assassin will snatch the title of the queen of sheena already had herses plus a cash prize
00:00:30of fifty thousand dollars we are back in the work room for the all rupaula perusa and i am
00:00:45so excited to be back this is all 14 seconds we are missing one person where's crystal
00:00:53where is is that something that happened while i was at home yes honey yes can y'all fill me
00:01:01in what
00:01:01did i miss we did have one of the greatest snatch game performances i'm talking bloody mary
00:01:12can we take a moment to acknowledge the other bloody mary in the house oh yes
00:01:17i wanted to share a bit of how i was feeling with my look and make a statement after being
00:01:22voted in
00:01:23bottom by these queens during raid a queen i'm out for blood sometimes you get voted in the bottom
00:01:30and you get eliminated because of your peers and it just feels like a bucket of blood dropped on you
00:01:36at prom i'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror carrie white getting the bucket
00:01:42of blood dropped on her because that's how it felt subtle oh brother i don't see the connection
00:01:49carrie white was a high schooler who had telekinetic powers you just did a bad poem
00:01:54briar last time i saw you i was rubbing her chest and telling you to wake up
00:02:01guys she's going down medic just breathe breathe it was very concerned for you so how's everything
00:02:08are you okay so since the last time we have all spoke i eventually found out that i had pneumonia
00:02:14oh my
00:02:15god and then when i came home i ended up developing sepsis sister i didn't realize the problem that
00:02:22was happening in me until it was far too late and then it turned into an even bigger problem because
00:02:28i wasn't taking care of myself after speaking with my doctor we've kind of made the conclusion that it's
00:02:34not in the best interest for me to participate in the lala perusa today i know we had a little
00:02:41squabble amongst ourselves but we all love you and support you this is just the beginning of the
00:02:47rest of your life i'm really sad that i don't get to participate in the lip syncs today but the
00:02:51girls
00:02:52are being very comforting and caring to me right now even athena's being so kind and i know it's hurting
00:02:58her so brian's no longer participating and there's a top three so it was 14 of us now it's 10
00:03:02of us
00:03:02right what it's 10 of us oh yes minus one it was 11. kenya we are learning less math so
00:03:09make sure you
00:03:10know those words baby the girls the girls want to come for me did she send you home right i
00:03:17sent your
00:03:18ass home with those head over throughout this season i feel like i've had my share of ups and downs
00:03:25with
00:03:25lip syncs but this is what i do i'm ready to slay these hoes one by one i need that
00:03:31money girl i can't wait to see how this turns out and on that note that very shady note
00:03:39bitch let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs okay here i come yes girl i'm having flashbacks
00:03:52your table look i think about it all the time girl but we're gonna serve some cunt cunt cunt today
00:03:59okay
00:03:59right girl we left the table behind for this one no tables no antlers no hooves to take off of
00:04:06me
00:04:06today the mango came back fully juiced there might be some tricks you know we just need to wait and
00:04:13see
00:04:16for the first time since she left sierra and i are in the same room and i think it is
00:04:22high time that i
00:04:23put my investigative journalism hat on sierra i have a question what's up and be be so truthful
00:04:30was putting a bunch of scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage
00:04:35uh-oh i do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase without any kind of
00:04:47shade
00:04:48happening room do we believe that room do we believe that the question is did you think you
00:04:52were going to make something for yourself or did you really think we were going to switch a room i
00:04:55came in knowing it's probable that i would have to use it but it's possible that we could switch a
00:05:00room
00:05:01so if you had gotten if you had gotten that suitcase i packed it for myself sure knowing what i
00:05:06could
00:05:07make with it and knowing that it would have been fierce with the one yard of fabric um it was
00:05:11more
00:05:12than one yard well it sounds like you feel some type of way about it so we still haven't answered
00:05:20the
00:05:20question i said no it's not sabotage okay so you obviously don't believe that answer i know to be
00:05:26clear i don't believe the answer okay let me just fact check a little bit sure so you
00:05:31picked the fabric yes or no yeah and then you won the challenge yes or no well yeah you being
00:05:36the
00:05:36wily coyote of drag doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage you just painted the train tunnel on the
00:05:40side of the cliff and then it came out and hit you well are you bringing it up to center
00:05:44yourself
00:05:44in the conversation again girl this is crazy the girls are fighting we're back i'm happy you cursed my
00:05:54name while i was not here i'm happy to haunt the workroom even in my absence okay so you're
00:06:00gonna pick jane for the lip sync and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor right y'all
00:06:03need to settle
00:06:03this on the main stage i'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls are fierce lip
00:06:11sinkers juicy how many people did you send home three oh you did three too right i did well i
00:06:19didn't
00:06:19i sent two people home okay fuck your hoes oh i forgot mia i'm sorry we already have our assassins
00:06:25determined in this group mia star legend in the dance community mia you're literally like the
00:06:33choreographer extraordinaire you sent me home that means you could dance for britney spears now man
00:06:40call me hands down the strongest lip syncers of this group are juicy love the on kenya mandy america
00:06:49mandy mango still won that lip sync
00:06:54you have to be on some level excited knowing your capabilities honestly like part of me is like
00:06:58excited just to do it because like you know this is like looming over my head because like everyone's
00:07:03looking at me to perform morphine one she done already done has hers is in season 16. so the
00:07:09pressure's on baby i gotta bring the title right back home are you feeling good with lala i am feeling
00:07:15are you gonna win the money for mommy yes money for mommy yeah if i win this fifty thousand dollars
00:07:21not
00:07:22only do i get the bragging rights but i get my lick back on kenya i can do the tiebreaker
00:07:29with juicy
00:07:29i can send some other bitches home that i don't know i'm going against ladies let's get ready for
00:07:34the all rupaul rupaula perusa are you ready to slay this and may the best drag queen win
00:07:50the winner of rupaul's drag race will snatch an official makeup collaboration with anastasia beverly
00:07:56hills cosmetics and a cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars courtesy of rupaul's drag race match
00:08:03queen
00:08:18come a girl put the face in your walk head to toe let your whole body talk
00:08:26whoo wow all right welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race she's a female phenomenon
00:08:35it's michelle visage i'm a glamazon bitch he puts the d and don't be jealous of my boogie
00:08:44it's jamal sims now you can say that you will not but i always see you looking
00:08:51we are one week away from this season's grand finale where we are gonna crown ourselves a winner
00:08:58baby but tonight we've challenged our returning queens to an all rupaul perusa lip-sync smackdown
00:09:07it's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money
00:09:13oh oh there's no money i owe them four dollars
00:09:21racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:09:32bring back my girls
00:09:36baby i'm ready to give it all on the dance floor because this is what i do
00:09:41it is go time
00:09:46there is fifty thousand dollars on the line it would buy so many safety pins
00:09:55this is a seat to the best drag show in the world get your popcorn bitch
00:10:00some queens can give tricks and flips i give concept and substance
00:10:09baby mama is ready i got my chaps i got my friends on baby let's ride this rodeo
00:10:17and now our top three queens
00:10:34the queen of sheen and i'll ready to head hers
00:10:37is
00:10:38plus a cash tip of fifty thousand dollars brought to you by stop that train the first feature film
00:10:46from the drag race universe in theaters june 12th all right now
00:10:53since briar blush is not up to compete tonight she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines
00:11:00briar my dear please take a seat in the queen's gallery don't mind if i do
00:11:09tonight new rupaula perusa rules are in full effect
00:11:14the first queens to be eliminated you'll compete starting in round one
00:11:30kenya pleaser discord adams and jane don't as the next three queens eliminated you get to skip round one
00:11:39and join the smackdown in round two juicy love young as the most recent queen eliminated you get to
00:11:49skip the first two rounds start competing in round three
00:11:58juicy gets to skip all the way to round three which makes her the final boss finish her
00:12:04this makes a lot of sense and it's really scary nene coco mikey meeks darlene mitchell next week
00:12:13you'll be facing off for the title of america's next drag race superstar but for tonight you can just
00:12:20sit back and enjoy the show okay darlene may i see a dessert menu please coming right up ladies you
00:12:29may
00:12:29leave the stage kenya discord jane and juicy please be seated i get to sit and watch the entire first
00:12:43round
00:12:44and then start battling in the second one that's fierce
00:12:49now let's get this all rupaula perusa rolling this is round one
00:12:59oh pit crew
00:13:03ladykins in asaf's golden hopper are six balls with your names on them one ball for each of you
00:13:12to determine the first queen to lip sync asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball
00:13:21all right asaf spin that hopper
00:13:34so whose ball are you holding sierra missed
00:13:41you will be competing in tonight's first lip sync why do i feel like this hunger games a little
00:13:47bit like why are we the capital watching them fight now sierra you get to pick your opponent
00:13:54i did not want to pick the person i wanted to pick the song i wanted to pick the song
00:13:59who do you choose okay well if i can't pick the song that means i have to think about who
00:14:06might pick
00:14:07a song that i would like to do
00:14:11sierra mist you get to pick your opponent who do you choose
00:14:21i'm gonna pick mama athena diana oh no way why do you think she chose athena
00:14:30i don't know she has a bad history of choosing lip sync people
00:14:35athena loves the song born naked and that's the song that i want so i'm hoping that she will pick
00:14:40that
00:14:40song now athena yes you get to choose the first song from our all rupaula perusa playlist will it be
00:14:50born naked call me mother cha-cha bitch just what they want main event
00:14:57pretty gang or sissy that walk all amazing songs by the way thank you darling huge fan of your work
00:15:10born naked oh yes the plan worked out she picked born naked it is on diva now the rest of
00:15:19you may step
00:15:20to the queen's gallery
00:15:26i know this track inside and out and uh sierra is dressed as some monstrosity jabba the hud hybrid
00:15:34bask in the glory of the goddess athena as she slays this
00:15:39thing two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and move forward to the
00:15:49next round the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
00:16:05i'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this but i am so ready to give you the freak
00:16:09show that i am
00:16:09good luck and don't
00:16:21who you're waiting for another savior always looking but you never find never find
00:16:28waking up from another night gone always looking but you never find never
00:16:35fine going downtown you know where you're going throw your top down like you know where you're
00:16:41going tell me one thing do you like where you're going
00:16:45running
00:16:46who do you think you are
00:16:52who do you think you are
00:16:56I'm telling the truth now
00:16:59We're all going naked and the rest is great
00:17:02A lonely highway, you drive the wrong way
00:17:06Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy
00:17:09A sexy muscle car under the radar
00:17:12Always looking what you never see, never see
00:17:16Going downtown, you know where you're going
00:17:19Throw your duck down like you know where you're going
00:17:22Oh, hi
00:17:25Come on, Ciara, take it home
00:17:26All of the signs and I said
00:17:29Who do you think I'm
00:17:32Who do you think you are
00:17:37I'm telling the truth now
00:17:39We're all going naked and the rest is great
00:17:43I'll say it again
00:17:45It's never been the goal that makes me
00:17:51Nothing can leave all your baggage behind
00:17:55I said
00:17:56Who do you think you are
00:18:00Who do you think you are
00:18:04I'm telling the truth now
00:18:06We're all going naked and the rest is great
00:18:12We're all going naked and the rest is great
00:18:30Queens, I've made my decision
00:18:35No!
00:18:37We don't get to know?
00:18:38This is rude
00:18:41Sierra Mist
00:18:44Condragulations, you're the winner of the first lip-sync smackdown
00:18:50What you'll advance to the next round oh
00:18:55I'm feeling confident now diva
00:18:58Athena Dion
00:19:00Thank you for a stellar season now
00:19:04Sashay away. Well, thank you so much. Good luck divas
00:19:11Well, I didn't win that lip-sync so it looks like the goddess fell from the high force she was
00:19:15on back into the workroom and she's pissed
00:19:20I thought I ate that you did run me that drink now. I'm sorry. I did better than
00:19:27I'm gonna go sit on the couches with the winners. I'm gonna drink until the delusion feels real
00:19:34Oh
00:19:37I finally get to be in the lounge area. You look amazing you two back together. Isn't that crazy? Yeah
00:19:43It's like I just floss all over her isn't have to sit next to her. This is like my personal
00:19:46hell right now
00:19:52Round one continues
00:19:54Didi Mandy Vita and Mia star
00:19:57Let's see who's competing in our next lip-sync a soft shake them up?
00:20:05Yeah, really turn of turn it honey
00:20:08Let those balls know who's in charge
00:20:16Mia star
00:20:18Mia who do you choose as your opponent?
00:20:21Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip-syncer or do I call somebody that I feel
00:20:27could be an easy win?
00:20:29I'm gonna choose
00:20:31My good sis Mandy mango
00:20:37Okay, sister
00:20:39What is she doing? You know Mandy throws herself around like crazy remember like she was like a whacker. Yeah
00:20:44mama
00:20:45You're gonna see the classic Mandy mango bogey queen
00:20:49Now Mandy mango, which song do you choose?
00:20:53I'm gonna have to pick
00:20:55Just what they want
00:21:00Oh, she said fuck you Mia like this is the song like everybody was afraid of
00:21:05Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections
00:21:08It's gonna be really interesting to see what happens here
00:21:12Didi and Vita you may step to the gallery
00:21:15Let's get out of here sister
00:21:17Right
00:21:17Let's go
00:21:19Good luck
00:21:21Mia what the freak did you just do because Mandy is fierce why did you do this to yourself?
00:21:29The time has come for you to lip-sync
00:21:34For your life
00:21:41Good luck
00:21:43And don't fuck it up
00:21:45I know you want to work
00:21:47I know you want to work
00:21:49I know you want to work
00:21:52Boom check it boom
00:21:53We opening the doors
00:21:54Taking applications
00:21:55We scope out the floors of the room
00:21:57She focus on the floor
00:21:58Potential sensation the bella du jour trying to bloom
00:22:01She hoping for some more coin
00:22:02Dressed for the ball
00:22:03But she's ready for the wartime
00:22:04Fire resides inside of the FIBA
00:22:06Got an open mind but she always keep up
00:22:08Eyesights up on the line
00:22:10Might hide to shine
00:22:11My big hand is fine
00:22:12Life might climb high
00:22:13She plans for the high life
00:22:14Might be my kind
00:22:15Might give the right time
00:22:16Serving looks
00:22:17Giving life
00:22:18Quite divine
00:22:19She's the highlight of my night
00:22:20I just might confide in her outside
00:22:22I've a mind to ride with her all night
00:22:31I know you want to work
00:22:32They want to see you let it out
00:22:34They want to see you go off
00:22:35I know you want to work
00:22:36You know I am in business
00:22:37Come let's give them just what they want
00:22:39They want to see you hurt
00:22:40They want to see you let it out
00:22:42They want to see you go off
00:22:43You know I am in business
00:22:45Come let's give them just what they want
00:22:47They want to see you hurt
00:22:52Oh okay Mia is eating that yeah
00:23:02You know I am looking for the bitch who wants to walk
00:23:05Looking for the bitch for the pussy that wants to pop
00:23:07Especially when the pops appear
00:23:08Better tuck the jock
00:23:09Making it appears in the kitty could drip and drop
00:23:11Make them wild when she hitting the skin to drop
00:23:13Style on me to the hip
00:23:15I might go for your life
00:23:16They ain't trying to get
00:23:17Tied up from the jaw
00:23:18But it ain't for the good time
00:23:19I know you don't work
00:23:20This shit too much
00:23:21Oh okay
00:23:25No shame fan don't need to feed me
00:23:27Okay
00:23:27Which this has been neither weak
00:23:29Thief
00:23:29No team no shame no beef
00:23:30But who is a drag commander in chief
00:23:32Lesson check I still the boss
00:23:34Paid the price I pay the cost
00:23:35Flashy flexing when I floss
00:23:37Damn she wrecks
00:23:38Come on Mia
00:23:38Give it to us
00:23:39Get the belly to the drop
00:23:46I'm sorry I can't take my eyes off Mia
00:23:48I can't take my eyes off her
00:23:57Not the money
00:23:59Yes that was so fun
00:24:01Queens I've made my decision
00:24:09Oh shit
00:24:11Well, that's a bummer.
00:24:13Ugh.
00:24:14What do you think?
00:24:15I think they're going to give it to Mandy.
00:24:17The dips were a little, mmm.
00:24:19A little crunchy.
00:24:19Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Oh, no!
00:24:24No way!
00:24:26I'm disappointed.
00:24:27I'm really disappointed.
00:24:28But if anyone was going to send me home, I feel justified in that it was Mia.
00:24:33How did it feel getting rained on?
00:24:35It was real money.
00:24:36No, it wasn't.
00:24:37Girl.
00:24:38Wait, how much?
00:24:39Shut up!
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:41She brought real money?
00:24:42She literally, she was like, that's literally $100 right there.
00:24:45Sorry, it's a force of habit.
00:24:47Woo!
00:24:48Oh, wow.
00:24:49Oh, that's right with the first bracket.
00:24:51Now, to finish up round one.
00:24:53Dee Dee, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync.
00:24:59Now, let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.
00:25:04Oh, I love this angle.
00:25:06Whose ball are you cupping?
00:25:07All right.
00:25:11Vida Vontistar.
00:25:12Uh-oh.
00:25:13My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song.
00:25:19I am going to choose Main Event.
00:25:24All right.
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:26As the pork chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.
00:25:30I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table.
00:25:32So, it's time to redeem Dee Dee Fuego.
00:25:37The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:25:50Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:25:55Come on, girls!
00:25:56Oh, Vida!
00:25:57Let's go!
00:25:58Let's go!
00:26:01Let's go!
00:26:01Here we go again.
00:26:04Chapter 2.
00:26:05Turn another page.
00:26:08I'm walking in the rain.
00:26:11Paint a smile upon my face.
00:26:14That's Vida.
00:26:15Drama.
00:26:16Cause I won't let the spotlight.
00:26:18See the heartbreak in my love light.
00:26:22When the laughter starts to fade.
00:26:26All the drama takes in our stage.
00:26:30Oh, yeah!
00:26:32Strike up my band.
00:26:35Make a drum like the beat of my heart.
00:26:38Yeah!
00:26:39Look at that!
00:26:40Vida can just walk and I'm in love.
00:26:43Before our story had a chance to start.
00:26:46When you step in to the disco.
00:26:50Leave your problems at the front door.
00:26:53Come on, man!
00:26:54You know the world don't have to end.
00:26:57Long as your DJ records span.
00:27:02This is the main event.
00:27:04Are you ready?
00:27:06Just let the music dance into your soul.
00:27:10Faster, faster, exhilarating.
00:27:13Just let the rhythm make you lose control.
00:27:17This is the main event.
00:27:19Are you ready?
00:27:21Just let the music dance into your soul.
00:27:24Faster, faster, exhilarating.
00:27:28Just let the rhythm make you lose control.
00:27:32I won't let love bring me down.
00:27:35You won't see me crying on the dance floor.
00:27:39No, I won't let love bring me down.
00:27:43You won't see me cry.
00:27:45You won't see me cry.
00:27:46You won't see me cry.
00:27:48You won't see me cry.
00:27:50You won't see me cry.
00:27:53You won't see me cry.
00:27:55You won't see me cry.
00:27:56Just let the music dance into your soul.
00:27:58I can see that Miss Dee Dee is doing wig reveals, costume changes, all of this.
00:28:03But, honey, I'm trying to emote the true feeling of this song.
00:28:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28:25Secondary. Secondary.
00:28:28Dee Dee was very excited, very fuego.
00:28:30He was very fuego. High energy.
00:28:32She didn't move their first lip sync so for her to do all that, 180 from last time.
00:28:36Right.
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37Queens, I've made my decision.
00:28:44Oh, god damn.
00:28:46Vita Von T-Star, contractulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:28:50Oh, my God.
00:28:51Woo, woo.
00:28:52You are moving forward to the next round.
00:28:55Please take a seat in the gallery.
00:28:58It feels validating to walk back.
00:29:00Better.
00:29:01Get my shit, huh?
00:29:02Let me sit my seat over here.
00:29:04Move aside, honey.
00:29:06Didi Fuego, my queen, thank you for setting the season on fire.
00:29:13Now, sashay away.
00:29:15Thank you all very much.
00:29:18Woo, woo, woo.
00:29:20Oh, my God.
00:29:22Give us a hug.
00:29:25I was saving that final reveal for the final lip sync,
00:29:28but all right, y'all get it now.
00:29:31Adios!
00:29:34Last guesses.
00:29:35All right, so be mean, who lost?
00:29:37Who's coming in?
00:29:38I thought Didi lost.
00:29:38I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.
00:29:40And you're expecting who to walk in?
00:29:41Didi.
00:29:42And you?
00:29:42Didi.
00:29:42You?
00:29:43I think Vita might walk in.
00:29:45And you?
00:29:46Oh, I was the judge.
00:29:47I was the moderator.
00:29:48Oh, shut up.
00:29:49I'm loca!
00:29:52I guess that was not the main event today.
00:29:55Even though I didn't win this lip sync,
00:29:56it is still a victory.
00:29:58I got to show y'all what I can do.
00:30:00This is from my culture to yours.
00:30:01Can we go arriba?
00:30:02Arriba.
00:30:03Abajo.
00:30:04Abajo.
00:30:04Al centro.
00:30:05Al centro.
00:30:06Y pa adentro.
00:30:06Cheers, everyone.
00:30:08Thank you for your love and support.
00:30:09To your season 18 pork chop.
00:30:12Oh, my God.
00:30:13What's the next one?
00:30:13Oh, my God!
00:30:15Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
00:30:19You'll be joining Sierra Mist, Mia Star, and Vita Von Teese Star
00:30:25in round two of our all RuPaulapurusa whatcha call it.
00:30:32It's a nice time.
00:30:34Now, look at Juicy sitting all alone in the V.I.P.
00:30:42Now, let's see who's lip syncing first in round two.
00:30:52Vita.
00:30:55Back to back?
00:30:56I'm no spring chicken.
00:30:58I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago.
00:31:01Mama tired, honey.
00:31:02Vita, who do you choose as your opponent?
00:31:05I will choose my star sister, Mia.
00:31:10Okay, bitch.
00:31:13Wow, the stars are aligned.
00:31:15Yes.
00:31:16Did you have a death wish?
00:31:17Mama, Discord is right there.
00:31:20Okay, Mia, you get to choose the song.
00:31:24I am going to choose Call Me Mother.
00:31:28All right, that's a lot of work.
00:31:30That's a lot of words.
00:31:33Out of all songs you could have chose, you choose the one with the most words?
00:31:39Come on, girl.
00:31:40The rest of you may step to the gallery.
00:31:44I picked Call Me Mother because I know the song.
00:31:47I have choreographed this song.
00:31:48And I'm ready to perform this song.
00:32:10And I'm ready to perform this song.
00:32:18I'm ready to perform this song.
00:32:24I'm ready to perform this song.
00:32:34Come on, man.
00:32:39Come on, come on.
00:32:39What's up?
00:32:40To the Obamas that keep it tight
00:32:42Now they call me Mother
00:32:43These are queens, these are drag queens
00:32:48Mother
00:32:50Come on
00:32:51Let's go
00:33:11Yes baby
00:33:13Let's go
00:33:26Come on
00:33:27Come on
00:33:27Come on
00:33:27Come on
00:33:28Come on
00:33:30Come on
00:33:30Come on
00:33:31Come on
00:33:32Come on
00:33:34Now get your camera phone
00:33:37Cause in a minute I'm about to be on
00:33:39None of these bitches is country like blue
00:33:41Plocking me chickens, I'm fucking they plug
00:33:43Running my business, it's balls coming through
00:33:45Where I step in, you know where, what it do
00:33:47Uh, y'all know where I wanna do
00:33:48None of these bitches is fucking with me
00:33:51None of my businesses don't need a witness
00:33:52When I step in, they know where, what it do
00:33:54No
00:34:02Oh
00:34:20Queens I've made my decision
00:34:36Me a star contract relations
00:34:43Two for two I'm telling you my prices are going up y'all my price is going up. Maybe my
00:34:49$20, but it's good. It's going out
00:34:51I
00:34:53Vita Von Teese star my queen keep on shining now
00:35:00Sashay away time to take this rodeo back to Alabama
00:35:04One more thing Vita Vita Vita, you know, you want to eat
00:35:13Oh
00:35:21Now that my time is up with the all rupaulopalooza. I'm just full of emotions right now
00:35:27That damn yeah, oh she gave me a run for my money. You did that to yourself. You picked her
00:35:31I don't know. I was just expecting her to pick six to see that walk
00:35:35But, yeah, call me mother, and I need to call an ambulance after that.
00:35:45I can't wait to see who's lip-syncing next.
00:35:49Oh, pit crew!
00:35:55Show us whose ball you have in your strong, manly grip.
00:36:01Ooh!
00:36:03Kenya Pleaser, you'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip-sync.
00:36:08All right, bitch, let's get it.
00:36:11Now, who are you going to choose as your opponent?
00:36:18I'm going to go with Miss Sierra.
00:36:24The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me in the Besties Little Design Challenge
00:36:29earlier this season, so now I want to give her a taste of her own medicine and beat her.
00:36:35All right, Sierra, you get to choose the song.
00:36:38Hmm.
00:36:39Well, um, since we are girl group divas together, we're in the gang, so let's do Pretty Gang.
00:36:47All right.
00:36:49This pick is probably gagging everyone because when you think of Sierra Mist,
00:36:53you would not think wordy rap diva.
00:36:56But I want to show that I can do anything.
00:37:01The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
00:37:15Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:37:21I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click.
00:37:23I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
00:37:25I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click.
00:37:27I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit.
00:37:28Oh you don't think so?
00:37:30Well, let's ask your man, man.
00:37:54She's getting her tits
00:38:15Oh, you don't think so?
00:38:17Well, let's ask your man
00:38:25Oh, you don't think so?
00:38:27Well, let's ask your man
00:38:31Oh, Kenya's doing it for me, huh?
00:38:51Get it, get it, get it, get it, girl now
00:38:53Get it, get it, get it, get it, girl now
00:38:57Get it, get it, here we go now!
00:38:59I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
00:39:01I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
00:39:07I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
00:39:09I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
00:39:11I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
00:39:13I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
00:39:14I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
00:39:14I'm a rapper doing pretty bitch shit
00:39:15Oh, you don't think so? Well, let's ask your man
00:39:19Come on, bitch!
00:39:26That was good, that was good.
00:39:30Queens, I've made my decision.
00:39:36Oh, that's still a man, D.
00:39:41Queens, I've made my decision.
00:39:49Can you please her, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:39:55Bitch, I just won this motherfucking lip straight, honey.
00:40:00Can you please her, it's a winner again.
00:40:02Thank you, Lord have mercy, Jesus.
00:40:05I am one step closer to that $50,000, bitch.
00:40:08And you'll be competing in the next round.
00:40:12Oh, yes.
00:40:16Please have a seat.
00:40:17Michelle, we twins, bitch.
00:40:21Sierra Miss, thank you, my dear, for a sparkling season.
00:40:27Now, sashay away.
00:40:32Well, shit.
00:40:33Lost a lip sync again, I guess.
00:40:35But you know what?
00:40:36We went out fighting.
00:40:38Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:39Remember, take care of yourself.
00:40:41Oh, yeah.
00:40:47Well, they got me, guys.
00:40:49Oh, man.
00:40:51Damn.
00:40:52You look so good.
00:40:54Bitch pose nasty.
00:40:55How are you feeling right now?
00:40:56I feel a little sweaty.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58But I feel puss.
00:40:59And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs?
00:41:01The boobs?
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03They look amazing.
00:41:05But you did them yourself, right?
00:41:06So, yeah, I applied these.
00:41:08It takes, like, a little bit of time to, like, glue them down and blend it out.
00:41:11But the tits are fierce.
00:41:13I'm so glad that I have them.
00:41:14And they look good, don't they?
00:41:16Yes.
00:41:16Cheers to you.
00:41:17Thank you, thank you.
00:41:18Great job, sister.
00:41:19Oh, here we go.
00:41:20We're back.
00:41:21Discord Adams, Jane Don't, the fickle finger of fate, has brought you two together.
00:41:29Y'all ready?
00:41:33Asaf is about to pick a ball to determine who chooses the lip sync song.
00:41:40Asaf, turn the beat around.
00:41:51Jane Don't, what song do you choose?
00:41:56I feel like God had feelings about my elimination, and he's paying me back by giving me the opportunity to
00:42:04do the funniest fucking thing imaginable.
00:42:08I am standing with one of the greatest walkers in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race, and so I think
00:42:19it's only appropriate that we sissy that walk.
00:42:26I do.
00:42:30Two queens stand before me.
00:42:34The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:42:47Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:42:57Ooh!
00:42:58My mama!
00:43:00Pick myself up, turn the world on its head.
00:43:04Don't forget what, don't forget what my mama said.
00:43:08People talking, since the beginning of time.
00:43:12Less they paying your bills, pay them bitches your mind.
00:43:15And if I fly, or if I fall, least I can say I hate it all.
00:43:23And if I fly, or if I fall, I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
00:43:31Hey!
00:43:32Hey!
00:43:33Hey!
00:43:34Come on!
00:43:35Hey!
00:43:36Hey!
00:43:38Hey!
00:43:40Hey!
00:43:42Okay, come on.
00:43:43This is it.
00:43:44Do it!
00:43:45Now sissy that wow.
00:43:57Jane has that skill where she can take a bit and make it hers.
00:44:16And if I fly, or if I fall, damn, this would look like a million bucks.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:24And if I fly, or if I fall, I'm on my way.
00:44:32Yeah!
00:44:38Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:44:45Uh-oh. Now, sissy that wow.
00:44:47Woo-hoo!
00:44:50That's it!
00:44:51Come on!
00:44:52Wow!
00:44:54Wow!
00:44:56Queens, I've made my decision.
00:45:02Queens, I've made my decision.
00:45:09Jane Don't, contractulations.
00:45:12You're a winner, baby.
00:45:15You are moving forward to the next round.
00:45:18Thank you so much.
00:45:19Sissy that walk over to the Queens Gallery.
00:45:21Damn!
00:45:22Yeah!
00:45:23I am the winner of the lip sync, and my reaction is, yeah, no, duh.
00:45:29If I had lost a lip sync to Discord, I would have had to hang the wig up.
00:45:33Discord Adams, thank you for an epic season.
00:45:37Listen, I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk.
00:45:42Now, sashay away.
00:45:45Are you sure?
00:45:48I'll be back.
00:45:49Yeah!
00:45:50I love you!
00:45:52I don't necessarily agree with the results of the lip sync.
00:45:56Jane won with my walk.
00:45:59Come on.
00:46:00Time for a drink.
00:46:03Hello!
00:46:05Hey!
00:46:07Yay!
00:46:08Yay!
00:46:09I see you see that walk, sister!
00:46:11There she is.
00:46:12It was so good.
00:46:13It was such a good look.
00:46:13You see that walk good.
00:46:14It was fun.
00:46:15It was goofy.
00:46:16It was fun.
00:46:17Oh, we're back.
00:46:18Here we go.
00:46:18Here we go.
00:46:18Here we go.
00:46:19All right, ladies.
00:46:20We are in round three.
00:46:21Woo!
00:46:22Woo!
00:46:23Juicy Love Dion, you'll be joining Mia Star, Kenya Pleaser, and Jane Don't in round three.
00:46:33Now, the queens that win the next two lip syncs will advance to the final smackdown.
00:46:40Asoth, handle their balls with care.
00:46:52Show me who you got.
00:46:55Jane.
00:46:58Jane Don't, who do you choose as your opponent?
00:47:05Ooh, so many tempting choices.
00:47:07If I pick Juicy, I cannot outdance this woman.
00:47:12But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya, they both really want to do peanut butter.
00:47:18And I'm not trying to be in an ass-shaking competition against either of those people.
00:47:26So it's a real Sophie's choice.
00:47:31Juicy Love Dion.
00:47:34Oh, my God.
00:47:37So, Juicy, you get to choose the song.
00:47:41I think it's time to do some cha-cha bit.
00:47:47Jane, you are a silly little goose.
00:47:50I'm here to win.
00:47:52Let's give it, girl.
00:47:52Let's cha-cha.
00:47:53Kenya, Mia, you're up next.
00:47:56But for now, take a seat.
00:48:00These are two powerhouse queens.
00:48:03With both different performance styles.
00:48:06If Jane can put the Jane magic on it and do that thing where she makes the other person look
00:48:11a little silly or look a little stupid, she could win it.
00:48:14Two queens, stand before me.
00:48:19The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
00:48:31Good luck and don't.
00:48:34Fuck it up.
00:48:35Ain't no party like a cha-cha party, cause a cha-cha party goes...
00:48:41Right off the bat.
00:48:46One, three, five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:48:52Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:48:54Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:48:54Ella, morena.
00:48:56We in the club and we're gonna stay bailando con ella.
00:48:59They wanna know, oye, quién es ella?
00:49:01Que lo que quiere la mona.
00:49:05Ella, bella, bella.
00:49:07Shout out to all a la reina.
00:49:08Now, Brian.
00:49:09I got the ears to shake my ass.
00:49:11Move my hips up.
00:49:13You're my ma.
00:49:13Yes, you're my ma.
00:49:14Then I'm safe.
00:49:15Start, drop, drop, drop.
00:49:24Never seen that before.
00:49:26She just made history.
00:49:27Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:49:31Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:49:33Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:49:36Oh my god.
00:49:38She's so good.
00:49:40She's so good.
00:49:40It's fucking real.
00:49:41Jake is here.
00:49:43Jake is here.
00:49:46I bought BCC, senor.
00:49:58Come on, babe.
00:50:03Oh my god.
00:50:07Yeah!
00:50:08Oh, my god.
00:50:17Come on!
00:50:18Come on, babe.
00:50:19Come on, babe.
00:50:31Come on!
00:50:35Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
00:50:39da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:41Oh.
00:50:44That was insane.
00:50:46Oh, the suspense is killing me.
00:50:50Queens, I've made my decision.
00:50:56Juicy Love Dion, congratulations.
00:50:59You're a winner, baby.
00:51:01And you are headed to the final lip sync.
00:51:13We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
00:51:19Now, cha-cha, bitch.
00:51:21There we go.
00:51:23Jane Don't, for serving drag excellence all season long,
00:51:29we salute you.
00:51:31Now, sashay away.
00:51:33Thank you so much.
00:51:34Thank you all.
00:51:37I love you, Jane.
00:51:39Fuck it up, bitch.
00:51:42This birthday party sucks.
00:51:46I did what I came here to do.
00:51:48I made them laugh.
00:51:49So, I'm ready to go drink and talk shit.
00:51:54Hey, it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
00:52:00That was great.
00:52:01That was fierce.
00:52:03Girl, I blacked out.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:07God.
00:52:08This will determine who lip syncs against Juicy for $50,000.
00:52:12Oh, my God.
00:52:13I'm so excited for this.
00:52:15Queens, before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
00:52:20Do you like it creamy or crunchy?
00:52:25The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was a song that
00:52:29was not in Mia's repertoire.
00:52:31And this is very much in both of their wheelhouse.
00:52:36The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:52:48Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:52:53Uh-huh.
00:52:54Oh, yes, honey.
00:52:55Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like...
00:53:01Ha-ha!
00:53:02Yes!
00:53:03You're my favorite type of idol!
00:53:03You're my favorite type of idol!
00:53:06Go to walk right through that door.
00:53:08Like before.
00:53:10High, high heels on a high wood floor.
00:53:12Yeah!
00:53:12They all coming back for more.
00:53:14Back, back, back for more.
00:53:16Hit it up and do it right this time.
00:53:18Ass so fine.
00:53:19Never gonna talk better.
00:53:20Be it's mine.
00:53:21Come round if you're so inclined.
00:53:23Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah!
00:53:25Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:53:28Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:53:30Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:53:32Spread that jelly.
00:53:33Spread it good.
00:53:35Peanut by the head, kiss my grip.
00:53:37Your momma's in the kitchen by the oven on the fridge.
00:53:39Your daddy's in jail, raising hell.
00:53:41And your sister on the corner, sister on the corner selling.
00:53:51Come on, come on.
00:53:55Let me see y'all.
00:53:57Let me see y'all.
00:53:58Let me see y'all.
00:54:00Let me see y'all.
00:54:00Let me see y'all.
00:54:01Let me see y'all.
00:54:02It's big freedom, the queen diva.
00:54:04Let me see y'all work y'all pita.
00:54:06Hot off the heat up, making your cheese up.
00:54:09Fuck your cheese, yo, fuck your cheese up.
00:54:11When you hit the beat up, working your feet up.
00:54:13Jumping all around like a jet in a seizure.
00:54:15Black digging, RuPaul, and freedom.
00:54:18Yes, yes, you're better, but these are.
00:54:20Let's be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:22Let's be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:24Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:26Strawberry jelly tastes so good.
00:54:29Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:31Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:33Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:35Must be telecoach jam, don't shake.
00:54:36Spread that jelly, spread it good.
00:54:38Peanut by the head.
00:54:39Kiss my dog.
00:54:40Put your mamas in the kitchen.
00:54:41Make your work go strong.
00:54:43Your daddy's in jail.
00:54:43Come on.
00:54:44Raising hell.
00:54:44And your sister on the corner, sister on the corner selling.
00:54:47Oh, yes, honey.
00:55:01Let me see y'all
00:55:02Let me, let me, let me see y'all
00:55:05Let me get a new black DJ
00:55:08Watch me shave
00:55:09Yeah, all the brothers wanna eat this cake
00:55:11Let me show you how to instigate
00:55:13Boom, boom, boom, boom
00:55:31Queens
00:55:32I've made my decisions
00:55:38Mia Star con dragulation to a winner, baby
00:55:44I love you
00:55:46You are heading
00:55:48to the final lip sync.
00:55:52I can't believe it.
00:55:53It actually sinks in that you can potentially
00:55:57win this $50,000.
00:55:59And the bragging rights of she already done had herses.
00:56:03You better do it.
00:56:05Kenya Pleaser, thank you for spreading
00:56:08your peanut butter all season long.
00:56:12Now, sashay away.
00:56:14All this peanut butter honey, all of it dwelling.
00:56:21I'm sad that I lost.
00:56:23But I'm very proud of what I delivered on that stage today.
00:56:25I did not leave without a motherfucking fight,
00:56:27because that's what bad bitches do.
00:56:30Andrew, the question still remains.
00:56:33Kenya Pleaser, bitch.
00:56:36Fucking love her.
00:56:38That was a good lip sync.
00:56:40What a show.
00:56:41They both ate.
00:56:42Due to the fact that her
00:56:49walking back in the workroom bitch, I feel fierce, no shame.
00:56:51I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce.
00:56:53So good.
00:56:55We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up.
00:56:59I feel good about it because I know I did my motherfucking day.
00:57:22Veatzlepidopidopidopidopitopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopidopid
00:57:24Just get your ass over to the main stage.
00:57:29Now, I'm in a particular situation
00:57:31because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at it.
00:57:36I'm excited because I think I can get money out of either of them.
00:57:38It's a win-win for me.
00:57:41Oh, wow.
00:57:43Welcome back, queens.
00:57:44Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
00:57:52Juicy Mia, Juicy Mia, Juicy Mia.
00:57:56Listen, Morphine Love Dion, Miami.
00:57:59Susie 2, Fort Lauderdale.
00:58:01And one of us hoes are bringing it back home.
00:58:04South Florida is not one to be messed with.
00:58:07Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance.
00:58:12Covergirl.
00:58:14The last time me and I lip-synced against each other, we tied.
00:58:17All right, so I'm ready to perform my little butt-off like I've never done before.
00:58:24And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
00:58:27Now, for the last time tonight, two queens stand before me.
00:58:33Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,
00:58:39snatch the title of queen of she-din'-all-ready-din'-has-herses,
00:58:43and win a cash prize of $50,000.
00:58:51The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life!
00:59:03In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment with Juicy.
00:59:07But, bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
00:59:10Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:59:42Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
00:59:44Head-to-toe, let your whole body talk.
00:59:49Two grommies Chinese, red carpet TV, valet my limousine.
00:59:56Box office sweetie, an Oscar nominee.
01:00:00Now watch me snatch trophies.
01:00:02Okay, come on.
01:00:04Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:00:07Head-toe, let your whole body talk.
01:00:11Walk, covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:00:15Head-to-toe, let your whole body talk.
01:00:19Walk.
01:00:20Now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk,
01:00:35now walk.
01:00:41And when they see me, they want to be me.
01:00:45I am the fantasy.
01:00:49Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:00:52Head-to-toe, let your whole body talk.
01:00:56Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:01:00Head-to-toe, let your whole body talk.
01:01:03Walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:26walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:27walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:31walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:32walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:32walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:32walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now walk, now
01:01:32walk, now walk, now walk, now walk,
01:01:33Walk, now walk.
01:01:37Walk, now walk.
01:01:41Walk, now walk.
01:01:44Walk, now walk.
01:01:49And walk.
01:02:03Oh, girl!
01:02:05Oh, girl!
01:02:06Oh, girl!
01:02:07Yes!
01:02:08Yes!
01:02:08This is what we came to do!
01:02:11Queens, I've made my decision.
01:02:20Juicy Love Dion, congratulations.
01:02:23You're a winner, baby!
01:02:37To win this, it's an honor.
01:02:41It's the best feeling in the world.
01:02:43You've won a cash tip of 50,000 doulas.
01:02:49Plus, tickets to see Stop That Train in theaters June 12th.
01:02:55I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself.
01:02:58She sees me for the person that I am.
01:03:02It's, it's, it's surreal.
01:03:04As the queen of She and I already had herses,
01:03:08is there anything you'd like to say?
01:03:10Thank you so much, judges, for giving me the opportunity
01:03:13to stand up here, a little boy from Hialeah,
01:03:16and show what the hell I have and what I do and what I love.
01:03:20So thank you so much to all of you,
01:03:22to everyone watching at home.
01:03:24I'm so, so grateful.
01:03:30Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race.
01:03:35But first, tell us which of the top three queens
01:03:38you want to be crowned America's next drag superstar.
01:03:42Are you team Darlene Mitchell?
01:03:47Team Mikey Meeks?
01:03:50Or team Nene Coco?
01:03:55Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race.
01:03:59And remember, if you can't love yourself out in the hell,
01:04:03you're gonna love somebody else.
01:04:04Can I get an amen up in here?
01:04:06Amen!
01:04:08All right, let the music play.
01:04:10Are you ready for the poll?
01:04:13Yes.
01:04:22Do the smoke.
01:04:27I'm with you.
01:04:28Cheers!
01:04:30Go on!
01:04:31Go on!
01:04:31Go on!
01:04:32Go on!
01:04:33Go!
01:04:34Go on!
01:04:35Go on!
01:04:35Go on!
01:04:35Go on!
01:04:35Go on!
01:04:36Go on!
01:04:36Go on!
01:04:36Go on!
01:04:37Go on!
01:04:37Go on!
01:04:37Go on!
01:04:38Take the script, flip it
01:04:41Give yourself permission
01:04:43Take the script, flip it
01:04:44Cause you're not like other bitches
01:04:46And show me something different
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