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00:00:04All right, listen up, because the mayor has been on my ass about this case.

00:00:09Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.

00:00:14But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.

00:00:21I'm sorry. You're the janitor.

00:00:23Well, since when the cleaning ladies start solving murder?

00:00:26And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?

00:00:30That's your job.

00:00:33James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.

00:00:36Sure.

00:00:56You sure that's our guy?

00:01:02Jesus.

00:01:02You scared the shit out of me.

00:01:04You know, your squad are complete idiots.

00:01:05They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.

00:01:09That is the killer.

00:01:25You sure you don't want to take the credit?

00:01:27You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.

00:01:31Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.

00:01:34He's been watching you.

00:01:36That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.

00:01:42Congratulations.

00:01:43Congratulations.

00:01:43Oh, you have earned this.

00:01:45What?

00:01:46This is like 10 times my pay.

00:01:49Yeah.

00:01:51But I can't.

00:01:53James is the one who got that guy.

00:01:55He deserves to be made sergeant.

00:01:57He's worked hard for this.

00:01:58And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.

00:02:00Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?

00:02:03I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.

00:02:05Here.

00:02:11Are you fucking kidding me with this?

00:02:13You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.

00:02:17You are ruining your own goddamn career.

00:02:19And James?

00:02:20Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.

00:02:23No, Dad, stop.

00:02:24James is the one for me.

00:02:26Just talk later.

00:02:35So hot.

00:02:39Honey, I'm home.

00:02:41Good job.

00:02:43What do you happen to me?

00:02:46What do you do?

00:02:50Hey, babe.

00:02:51I'm watching a little home video next time.

00:02:54I think I want you to punch me even harder.

00:02:57James, you're sick!

00:03:02Jesus Christ, Karen.

00:03:04Are you eavesdropping on me?

00:03:05Can't I have some privacy in my own home?

00:03:11Eavesdropping?

00:03:12You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.

00:03:16I thought you were the perfect man.

00:03:18But it turns out you're sick and twisted.

00:03:21But using your uniform as a sex toy?

00:03:23You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.

00:03:25You have no right to judge me.

00:03:27How I use my uniform is none of your business.

00:03:30None of my business.

00:03:32I've supported your career from day one, James.

00:03:36Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?

00:03:39Cheating on me with this bitch?

00:03:40That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.

00:03:43We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.

00:03:46You think that I have erectile dysfunction?

00:03:49No.

00:03:49I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.

00:03:53So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.

00:03:59You're sick.

00:04:00Fuck you, James.

00:04:02Hey.

00:04:04What is going on?

00:04:07Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?

00:04:14What?

00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?

00:04:18Ew, what the fuck?

00:04:19You have no right to judge me, okay?

00:04:21You're just a cleaning lady.

00:04:22All right, you make less than a waitress.

00:04:24If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.

00:04:26Homeless?

00:04:28Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.

00:04:31Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.

00:04:35I took you off the streets.

00:04:36I covered your debts.

00:04:38I gave you and Jenna a home.

00:04:41Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.

00:04:45My father was right about me.

00:04:48Oh, God.

00:04:50I guess it's time for me to take off the rest of the glasses.

00:04:53Hey, don't talk to my dad like that.

00:04:55No one made you choose us.

00:04:57No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.

00:05:00And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?

00:05:03We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.

00:05:06And you knew my dad had potential.

00:05:08He's a great cop.

00:05:09And she is my real mom.

00:05:11You could never be anything close to that.

00:05:14You knew.

00:05:16You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.

00:05:20Jenna.

00:05:23I loved you like you were my own daughter.

00:05:25Get your dirty hands away from me.

00:05:28My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.

00:05:32Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.

00:05:34And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.

00:05:38You know what you are.

00:05:40You're like a spade door in a submarine.

00:05:42You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.

00:05:45You're useless.

00:05:49Useless.

00:05:51James, you don't feel the same way, do you?

00:05:54Yeah.

00:05:56I sure do.

00:06:02James!

00:06:04Baby!

00:06:05You left our toys in the office.

00:06:10You left our toys in the office.

00:06:12Wow.

00:06:13Now, Marilyn looks amazing.

00:06:15Hi, Mom.

00:06:17I missed you.

00:06:21Hi, sweetie.

00:06:23It must be Caroline.

00:06:25Nice to meet you.

00:06:27I'm Marilyn.

00:06:29James' ex-wife.

00:06:31I just brought in some toys.

00:06:36You know, you understand, right?

00:06:39So this is what you've been doing behind my back?

00:06:43Fine.

00:06:44I feel like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.

00:06:47Hey!

00:06:48What are you doing?

00:06:50Get away from my mom!

00:06:52She is my family.

00:06:53Leave!

00:06:53Nobody wants you here.

00:06:55Oh, wait.

00:06:57Here.

00:06:58Don't forget your bills.

00:07:00Bitch.

00:07:02Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:07:04Caroline.

00:07:06You racked up some debt.

00:07:09No, I...

00:07:10It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.

00:07:13I've been covering you for years.

00:07:17Bullshit.

00:07:18Look, they all have your name on it.

00:07:21You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?

00:07:25Look, I'm a really decent guy.

00:07:27You have nowhere to go.

00:07:30So you either accept this situation with Marilyn,

00:07:32or you're like sick on the street.

00:07:35Exactly.

00:07:36My parents were just on a break.

00:07:38You're a homewrecker that took advantage of that.

00:07:41I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.

00:07:44So, don't you see, Caroline?

00:07:46We're helping you.

00:07:47Don't be stupid.

00:07:48This is insane.

00:07:50They actually think they're helping me?

00:07:52That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?

00:07:57No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.

00:08:00I'm not paying a dime.

00:08:02Really?

00:08:03So what?

00:08:04You're just going to take on the IRS now?

00:08:06I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.

00:08:09You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.

00:08:11But no!

00:08:12You're too proud.

00:08:13You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your dinner.

00:08:18You know what?

00:08:18We'll see who's on the streets after this.

00:08:21Caroline, please.

00:08:23There's no need to be this hostile.

00:08:26Hmm, we can figure something out.

00:08:29You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.

00:08:37He said that you're a little vanilla.

00:08:41There's nothing wrong with that.

00:08:43But I'm just adding a little spice.

00:08:46That's okay.

00:08:47We can share him.

00:08:50Was I talking to you?

00:08:51Was I?

00:08:53Ah!

00:09:15You hit me?

00:09:17All because of this war?

00:09:19You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.

00:09:22From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.

00:09:26And you will serve us on your knees.

00:09:29Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.

00:09:35I don't want your money, James.

00:09:39You can take your card back.

00:09:43I never spent a cent.

00:09:45And for the record,

00:09:47I never wanted your money.

00:09:49I just wanted your love and support.

00:09:51You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.

00:09:53You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.

00:09:56You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.

00:10:00So don't bite the hand at peach.

00:10:02Exactly.

00:10:03Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.

00:10:05The police commissioner has noticed his talent,

00:10:08and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.

00:10:10No, you won't.

00:10:14Because I am the commissioner.

00:10:20Don't we all love role-playing?

00:10:22But if you're the commissioner,

00:10:24I'm the president of the United States.

00:10:29Soon enough, you'll be on your knees,

00:10:32calling me master,

00:10:34begging for forgiveness.

00:10:36Would you stop with the fantasy?

00:10:38My career stalled because of you.

00:10:40Because I married some cleaning lady.

00:10:42It was the biggest mistake of my life,

00:10:43and I fucking hate you.

00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you, too, James.

00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.

00:10:49That was the biggest mistake of my life.

00:10:51You know what?

00:10:52I'm glad you showed me who you really were.

00:10:56Because now...

00:10:58Now I'm taking back everything.

00:11:03Sweetie, we can still make something work.

00:11:06Listen, if you can handle

00:11:09watching us making out in front of you,

00:11:12I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.

00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.

00:11:17Ew!

00:11:18Mom, no.

00:11:18Just stop.

00:11:19Just kick her out already.

00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.

00:11:23The three of us,

00:11:24we are the real family.

00:11:27She's a nobody.

00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years

00:11:30when this woman walked out on both of you.

00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.

00:11:38I guess all of it was fake.

00:11:41Please.

00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.

00:11:44He worked his ass off.

00:11:45And what did you do?

00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush

00:11:47and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.

00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.

00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.

00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.

00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.

00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?

00:12:04Don't worry.

00:12:05Don't worry.

00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.

00:12:07I'm done.

00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.

00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP

00:12:15so I can get my hands on his assets.

00:12:18Caroline!

00:12:19Step right there.

00:12:21Now what?

00:12:22Now what?

00:12:23You can leave, but not with those clothes

00:12:26and wearing that jewelry.

00:12:35Yeah.

00:12:36They don't belong to you.

00:12:38Leave them.

00:12:38What?

00:12:40I don't have it.

00:12:41I paid for these myself.

00:12:46Get off me!

00:12:49Did you just hit my wife?

00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt Mom.

00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.

00:12:58Divorce her.

00:12:58Please.

00:12:59You want me to divorce him?

00:13:01You want to divorce?

00:13:02Where are the papers?

00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?

00:13:04I'll sign.

00:13:04Oh!

00:13:22I'll sign.

00:13:34Caroline, there's all your stuff.

00:13:37Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.

00:13:42Now get lost.

00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon, so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking

00:13:51up our house.

00:14:03Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.

00:14:11Cheers to our new chapter.

00:14:15That bitch is gone.

00:14:23Dad, you were right all along.

00:14:26And never should have left home for him.

00:14:32You're welcome to come home any time.

00:14:36Dad.

00:14:40Okay, not really sure what's going on, but no matter what happens, I'm always on your side,

00:14:47and you'll always be my little girl, okay?

00:14:52Come on, let's get out of here.

00:14:54Dad, it's supposed to be...

00:14:56Come on, sweetie.

00:15:02Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so, but I saw right through him from day one.

00:15:08And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage, but I was trying to protect you.

00:15:15He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.

00:15:19And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?

00:15:24Thank you, Dad.

00:15:26Dad.

00:15:26It's okay.

00:15:31Dad, thank you.

00:15:33Look, I know that you mean well, but this is my mess.

00:15:39I have to clean it up.

00:15:42God, if they ever knew who you really were, they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.

00:15:47I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.

00:15:52I thought if he knew who I really was, it would make him so insecure.

00:15:55You're right.

00:15:57I know.

00:15:58I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.

00:16:02I thought about it.

00:16:05I'm going to accept the police commission.

00:16:16I'll take office tomorrow.

00:16:18James, you're in for quite a surprise.

00:16:25Look at us.

00:16:26Perfect happy family.

00:16:28I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.

00:16:31Now that she's gone, we don't have to sneak around anymore.

00:16:35Mom's back.

00:16:36Dad's getting promoted.

00:16:37And I'm going off to prep school soon.

00:16:38This is just the best day ever.

00:16:44Talk to me.

00:16:48What?

00:16:50Caroline went to Mark?

00:16:53Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?

00:16:56Have she ruined your promotion?

00:16:57Dad, you're going to lose your job and I can't go to Air One anymore.

00:17:00You will still get your daily Hailey Bieber smoothie from Air One,

00:17:03but that bitch is trying to ruin me.

00:17:04If she goes to Mark, that's bad.

00:17:17Lizzie, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

00:17:20You're still the top performer in Mark's team.

00:17:24He's on your side.

00:17:25Just call him and see what's going on.

00:17:39You're a uniform, Commissioner.

00:17:43You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?

00:17:46It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.

00:17:49Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.

00:17:54I have to let go of the past.

00:17:56I need to be my true self.

00:18:07Yeah?

00:18:08Hey, Mark.

00:18:09It's James.

00:18:11Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately,

00:18:13but I just want to make sure that it doesn't reflect poorly on you or the department.

00:18:17I mean, you know me.

00:18:18I am a team player.

00:18:19Oh, that's all right, James.

00:18:21Everything's fine.

00:18:22I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.

00:18:27You know, between you and me,

00:18:29the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.

00:18:32Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family

00:18:34so they can be a part of the big moment.

00:18:38I swear it's going to be something really special.

00:18:42How did it go?

00:18:45Well, I don't want to jinx it,

00:18:48but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony

00:18:50and he said to bring my family, so...

00:18:53I think I'm getting promoted!

00:18:56Yay, Dad!

00:18:57That's double the salary, right?

00:18:58Yeah, that's right.

00:18:59James, I never should have left you in the first place.

00:19:03It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.

00:19:08I was young and scared.

00:19:10I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.

00:19:13I never stopped loving you.

00:19:16And now that we're back together as a family,

00:19:19I'm never walking away again.

00:19:22James, let's get married again.

00:19:24Let's do it.

00:19:26You don't worry about that, bitch.

00:19:27You're the only one for me.

00:19:30Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.

00:19:33Yeah.

00:19:38OMG.

00:19:39Dad, this is so fancy.

00:19:42Jenna, when your father gets promoted,

00:19:45he'll be like a king around here.

00:19:49Yeah, I guess I am going to be a hit on show.

00:19:51James!

00:19:53Commissioner handles promotions where it is.

00:19:55You're getting bumped up today.

00:19:57Congrats!

00:19:58Thanks, Ham.

00:20:00But we got to keep you quiet.

00:20:01I got to stay low-key.

00:20:03I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.

00:20:06I mean, imagine bringing her here,

00:20:08a janitor standing right next to you.

00:20:10God, she is so useless.

00:20:12Nothing but dead weight.

00:20:16Our new L.A. PD commissioner will be here any minute.

00:20:19I want all units on standby.

00:20:20Yes, sir.

00:20:29Your key card, Madam Commissioner.

00:20:34Everything's set.

00:20:37Give me a second.

00:20:38I'm having a really proud moment right now.

00:20:41Thanks, Dad.

00:20:43It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.

00:20:48You know what?

00:20:49I heard the commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.

00:20:53Now it was everyone, inside and out.

00:20:55For her to invite your whole family,

00:20:58she must like you.

00:21:02You're golden, boy.

00:21:04Oh, don't worry.

00:21:05I was just doing my job.

00:21:06Just doing my job.

00:21:08But you said her?

00:21:09A female undercover police officer.

00:21:12That sounds hot.

00:21:13Her husband must be a lucky guy.

00:21:15I'm kind of jealous.

00:21:16You know, she or my mom,

00:21:17I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive

00:21:19and get away with it.

00:21:20God, that would be so fun.

00:21:21Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.

00:21:22When I get my promotion,

00:21:23you will still be able to do that.

00:21:25The commissioner is going to be here very soon.

00:21:29Our future is in this woman's hands.

00:21:32I am so proud of you, honey.

00:21:36This is your time to shine.

00:21:38I am so happy that you came back to my life

00:21:40and helped me dump that useless janitor.

00:21:42I mean, she's dead weight.

00:21:45Don't worry, man.

00:21:46I will give you the life that you want.

00:21:48I will give you everything.

00:21:55I don't need your permission to take what's mine.

00:21:59I'm going to take it all.

00:22:00You idiots.

00:22:03Guys, the commissioner is coming in.

00:22:06Can you believe it?

00:22:22James, isn't it funny

00:22:24that the moment you dump Caroline,

00:22:27your career skyrockets?

00:22:29I guess it is pretty crazy

00:22:30that my luck changes the second that she's gone.

00:22:32I mean, the only thing she's good for

00:22:34is scrubbing shit off the toilet bowls.

00:22:36And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.

00:22:38What a joke.

00:22:41I am so glad that we have found each other again.

00:22:45Caroline, after I get this promotion,

00:22:48we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.

00:22:52Everyone, the commissioner is coming in.

00:22:54Let's go.

00:22:55Let's go.

00:22:58Salute.

00:23:17Long time no see.

00:23:21Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?

00:23:25Wait.

00:23:26You're the commissioner?

00:23:27No.

00:23:29Holy shit.

00:23:30This whole time.

00:23:31Oh.

00:23:32That's right, Detective Hamm.

00:23:34I am.

00:23:36What the hell are you doing here?

00:23:38Oh, I get it.

00:23:40You're a little upset with what we did to you,

00:23:41so you're here playing dress-up in a Halloween costume,

00:23:43pretending to be the commissioner.

00:23:45I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?

00:23:47Exactly.

00:23:48Dad said the new commissioner

00:23:49used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.

00:23:51I mean, hand-picked by the mayor.

00:23:53She solved hundreds of major cases.

00:23:55Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.

00:23:58Do not ruin the commissioner's celebration, Caroline.

00:24:01This is my family's big day,

00:24:03so leave now or you'll regret it.

00:24:05Leave?

00:24:06Now, why would I leave?

00:24:08This is my office.

00:24:09In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.

00:24:14Caroline, I warned you.

00:24:15Now you are officially obstructing a police proceeding.

00:24:17I will place you under arrest.

00:24:19Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?

00:24:24Holy shit.

00:24:25Is that police commissioner's badge?

00:24:27There's only one person that's got a copy of that.

00:24:30I told you she was the new commissioner.

00:24:33Nobody listens to me.

00:24:38No, no, no, no, no, it's clearly fake.

00:24:41I mean, she obviously stole that.

00:24:42She's my ex-wife.

00:24:44She's just a stupid janitor.

00:24:46Everybody else here knows that, right?

00:24:47Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner,

00:24:50that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of her.

00:24:54Now, the real commissioner will be here any second,

00:24:56and when she sees this stunt,

00:24:58she's going to lose her shit.

00:25:00Guys, I need this promotion,

00:25:02so go ahead and get rid of her.

00:25:04Now!

00:25:05Look, aren't you sure?

00:25:07I guess it's got to be.

00:25:08I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.

00:25:13All right, you know, enough is enough.

00:25:15You're coming with me.

00:25:16You've got to go.

00:25:16Hold on.

00:25:18Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,

00:25:21why don't you try swiping this

00:25:23on the door of the commissioner's office?

00:25:26All right, then you'll see.

00:25:29The word is the commissioner spent years undercover

00:25:32in the headquarters.

00:25:34What if it's really her?

00:25:35She seems awfully sure of herself.

00:25:37Maybe we should just let her try.

00:25:39No, no, no, guys, why don't we just arrest her already?

00:25:42She's clearly just stalling us.

00:25:44But James, you know, we can't be sure.

00:25:47I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.

00:25:49If the card doesn't work

00:25:51and the door doesn't open,

00:25:52then we can cuff her.

00:25:53Oh, getting scared?

00:25:57No, fine.

00:25:59Let's just do it already.

00:26:00Right.

00:26:13You've been pacing for five minutes already.

00:26:16Just swipe the damn card.

00:26:18I'm curious.

00:26:20How are you going to feel when that door opens?

00:26:24Terror or the crap?

00:26:26God damn it, Caroline.

00:26:27Just cut the crap.

00:26:28It's clear she's a fraud

00:26:29and she's too scared to even try it.

00:26:33And you stop wasting all this time.

00:26:38The commissioner will be here any second.

00:26:42James, I promised

00:26:43you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.

00:26:47Well, when the store opens,

00:26:49I'll make good on that promise.

00:26:50Yeah, if that door actually opens,

00:26:54I will worship your feet

00:26:55and then grovel for your mercy.

00:26:58Yes.

00:26:59Yes, you will.

00:27:14See what I'm saying?

00:27:16Go ahead and quit this stupid act.

00:27:18She's not going to win me back.

00:27:20Now go ahead and arrest her

00:27:21before the commissioner gets here.

00:27:22She's wasting police time.

00:27:24You stupid bitch.

00:27:26You just can't accept

00:27:27getting kicked out of our house, can you?

00:27:29Aw, poor Caroline.

00:27:32Homeless and broke.

00:27:34You should have taken up on my offer.

00:27:47I swiped the wrong side.

00:27:57Surprise.

00:28:01Swiped the wrong side.

00:28:15James, time to get your promise.

00:28:17Uniform, the key card,

00:28:19the whole sort of proves

00:28:20she's the commissioner, right?

00:28:21It has to be.

00:28:22You called it, right?

00:28:23We almost let James destroy our careers.

00:28:26Dad, what if she actually is?

00:28:28After all that awful stuff

00:28:29we said about her?

00:28:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:32That's not right.

00:28:33She is my ex-wife.

00:28:34She's just a janitor.

00:28:35And she clearly stole that badge.

00:28:38I'd like to know more.

00:28:39Caroline, you shameless whore,

00:28:41you follow me here,

00:28:42you fake that uniform,

00:28:43and you think I'm going to come

00:28:44crawling back to you.

00:28:45Well, don't think so highly

00:28:46of yourself, James.

00:28:48I'm not here for you.

00:28:49I'm here to work.

00:28:54Caroline, a loser in a costume

00:28:57is still, hmm, a loser.

00:29:01You can fake your way

00:29:02into having power.

00:29:04Yeah.

00:29:04You can play dress up

00:29:05all you want,

00:29:06but you're still just a janitor.

00:29:08Leave now before my dad

00:29:10locks you up for fake impersonation.

00:29:13All right.

00:29:13I've indulged you a lot long enough.

00:29:18Welcome to my family.

00:29:21Caroline, what the hell

00:29:22do you think you're doing?

00:29:23James, stop her.

00:29:25This champagne's for the commissioner.

00:29:27You two aren't technically divorced yet.

00:29:31So if she ruins this party,

00:29:33it will blow back on you.

00:29:35Caroline, stop.

00:29:36I said stop it now.

00:29:37I'm going to ask you

00:29:39just to get back at me, aren't you?

00:29:40I told you, this is my celebration,

00:29:43including the champagne.

00:29:44I put it down.

00:29:44For you,

00:29:45the only thing that's for you

00:29:47is a sale.

00:29:48And we will arrest you.

00:29:53You cuff me,

00:29:54and I will have your ass

00:29:55in a circle of platter.

00:29:56So try me.

00:29:57I'll bury you.

00:29:58Shut up, Caroline.

00:29:59And stop lying.

00:30:00That champagne

00:30:01is for the commissioner only.

00:30:02I will say this one last time.

00:30:04The champagne is mine,

00:30:05and I will drink it.

00:30:07You're doing this

00:30:08to embarrass me

00:30:09in front of the commissioner,

00:30:10you bitch.

00:30:12God!

00:30:13God!

00:30:17Let go!

00:30:18Let go!

00:30:19Don't you dare

00:30:20test me again, James.

00:30:21After everything

00:30:22that you've done,

00:30:23I will make you pay today.

00:30:29You bitch!

00:30:30How dare you hit my dad!

00:30:33Oh, I haven't even started.

00:30:34You haven't seen anything yet.

00:30:46You fucking bitch!

00:30:48I will fucking injure you.

00:30:49I'm not going to let you ruin my career!

00:30:56You touch me again,

00:30:58and I will shove your balls

00:31:00to the back of your dirty throat.

00:31:02James, God, are you again?

00:31:03I'll fucking kill you!

00:31:04The commissioner is almost here.

00:31:06Your pathetic little revenge plot

00:31:08ends now.

00:31:10You're right.

00:31:11I am here for revenge.

00:31:15I'm going to make you pay

00:31:16for everything you've done.

00:31:18I'm going to make you pay.

00:31:20Wait.

00:31:21Is that the official

00:31:22police commissioner's badge?

00:31:24Caroline really is

00:31:25the new commissioner.

00:31:26Good thing we, uh,

00:31:28backed off

00:31:28when she told us to.

00:31:31Poor James is in a world of shit.

00:31:33Oh my God, Dad.

00:31:34If she really is the commissioner,

00:31:36we're fucked.

00:31:37James,

00:31:38go!

00:31:39Apologize!

00:31:40Now!

00:31:40I am not going down with you.

00:31:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:45This is not real.

00:31:47No, this is a fucked up prank.

00:31:48Five years,

00:31:49and I did nothing but love and respect you.

00:31:53And yet you cheated on me,

00:31:54and you disrespected the badge.

00:31:57So as commissioner,

00:31:58I'm firing you.

00:31:59Effective immediately.

00:32:01No, wait.

00:32:02You do not have that authority.

00:32:03She's not the commissioner.

00:32:05Look at that badge.

00:32:06Look at that uniform.

00:32:07It's all fake.

00:32:08She didn't even do her research.

00:32:11You know,

00:32:11why is her uniform different?

00:32:13Exactly.

00:32:14We've never seen that uniform before.

00:32:16She's impersonating an officer,

00:32:17and she should be arrested.

00:32:19Dad, you're right.

00:32:20Caroline impersonating law enforcement

00:32:22is a felony.

00:32:23Of course you haven't seen this uniform.

00:32:24It's above your ranking.

00:32:26The mayor had this customly addressed her name.

00:32:30Enough of the bullshit.

00:32:31We are sick of your lies.

00:32:32Now arrest her now.

00:32:35Well,

00:32:37wait.

00:32:38Yeah,

00:32:39I've seen commissioner Collins

00:32:40wear that exact same thing before.

00:32:43Well,

00:32:44looks like Ham is the only detective

00:32:46deserving of a promotion here.

00:32:49Are you sure

00:32:50that that's not the commissioner's uniform?

00:32:52Well,

00:32:53not a hundred percent,

00:32:54but it looks legit.

00:32:56Why not call Collins?

00:32:58If she's really the commissioner,

00:33:00he'd know.

00:33:01Yeah,

00:33:01you're right.

00:33:02Collins would not put up

00:33:03with this bullshit.

00:33:04Caroline,

00:33:05you're about to be in a world of shit.

00:33:07I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins,

00:33:08and he's going to bury you.

00:33:09Be my guest.

00:33:11Yes,

00:33:11Chief Collins?

00:33:12Yeah,

00:33:13this is James.

00:33:14We have somebody

00:33:15impersonating the commissioner,

00:33:16and I think you should come take a look.

00:33:19What?

00:33:20We can't have this

00:33:21in our precinct.

00:33:22Detain her.

00:33:23Immediately.

00:33:24I'm on my way.

00:33:26Chief Collins will be here any minute,

00:33:27and soon we'll expose all your lies.

00:33:29It's fine.

00:33:30Let's wait and see.

00:33:32James,

00:33:33lock her up already.

00:33:35The commissioner

00:33:36and Mark

00:33:37will be here

00:33:37any minute,

00:33:38and if they see this mess,

00:33:40it will be

00:33:40on you.

00:33:42You better divorce her

00:33:43and distance yourself,

00:33:45because she will ruin you.

00:33:47You're absolutely right.

00:33:48I do need to divorce her immediately.

00:33:52I need you all to go

00:33:52stall Mark and the commissioner.

00:33:54I'll handle this.

00:33:55Good idea.

00:33:56I'll see what we can do.

00:33:58Hope you know

00:33:59what you're doing,

00:34:00James.

00:34:02Here's the divorce agreement.

00:34:04Sign it.

00:34:05Do you have any idea

00:34:06what divorcing me

00:34:07actually means?

00:34:08It means I'm finally

00:34:09going to be free.

00:34:10Free from your crazy ass.

00:34:12Caroline,

00:34:12I know why you met

00:34:13Mark yesterday.

00:34:14You were trying to

00:34:14tank my dad's promotion.

00:34:16Thankfully,

00:34:16the commissioner was smart enough

00:34:18to see right through

00:34:18your lunacy.

00:34:19Caroline,

00:34:20James took care of you

00:34:22for five years,

00:34:23and this is how

00:34:24you repay him?

00:34:25That's low,

00:34:26even for someone like you.

00:34:31All right, Smith.

00:34:34Chief.

00:34:37Thank God you're here, Chief.

00:34:39I'm sorry about the mess,

00:34:40but it's my ex-wife.

00:34:41She's just...

00:34:42I'll arrest her immediately.

00:34:45All right, just relax.

00:34:46I'll handle her.

00:34:47She's right there.

00:34:48You mean hands on me,

00:34:50Chief?

00:34:51Why don't you take

00:34:51a good look?

00:34:52Tell them who I really am.

00:34:56Sure.

00:35:01Lady,

00:35:02I don't know

00:35:03who the hell you are.

00:35:04You got some brass balls

00:35:05on you sitting

00:35:06in that commissioner's chair

00:35:07wearing our uniform and badge.

00:35:09Get your ass out of there.

00:35:10Whatever this is

00:35:11you're doing,

00:35:12you're done.

00:35:13What?

00:35:14Wait, you mean

00:35:15you really don't know

00:35:16who I am?

00:35:16Cut the act, Caroline.

00:35:18You know,

00:35:18if you really are

00:35:19the commissioner,

00:35:19why does the Chief

00:35:20not know who you are?

00:35:29And who the hell

00:35:30cracked that open?

00:35:31That was meant

00:35:32for the commissioner.

00:35:33I did, of course,

00:35:35because I am

00:35:36the commissioner.

00:35:37You?

00:35:39Chief,

00:35:40do not listen to her.

00:35:41She's just my ex-wife.

00:35:42She's some crazy

00:35:43cleaning lady

00:35:43and she's just doing

00:35:44all this just to get

00:35:45back with me.

00:35:46You're a real nut job,

00:35:47lady.

00:35:47Clean up that champagne tower

00:35:49before the real commissioner

00:35:50gets here.

00:35:51Now,

00:35:51make it snappy

00:35:52or I'll make sure

00:35:52you rot in prison.

00:35:55I don't like

00:35:56your tone very much,

00:35:57Chief.

00:35:59Are you sure

00:35:59you don't want to verify

00:36:00who I am?

00:36:01Yay, sure.

00:36:02Chief here has been

00:36:03overseeing every LAPD

00:36:04appointment for the

00:36:05last eight years.

00:36:06He knows this place

00:36:06inside and out.

00:36:07Just face it, Caroline,

00:36:09you're done for.

00:36:10Okay,

00:36:11last eight years.

00:36:11That makes sense

00:36:12that you don't know me.

00:36:13I went undercover

00:36:14ten years ago.

00:36:18Are you kidding me?

00:36:20Hell,

00:36:20you're not even 30.

00:36:21You want me to believe

00:36:22you've been undercover

00:36:23for the last ten years?

00:36:25Don't listen to her, Chief.

00:36:26She's just my crazy ex-wife

00:36:27ever since I dumped her.

00:36:28She's been acting all crazy

00:36:30and pulling this crazy shit.

00:36:31Why don't I use

00:36:31to arrest her already?

00:36:33Collins,

00:36:34as the new commissioner,

00:36:35I'd advise you to think

00:36:37very carefully

00:36:37before making the next move.

00:36:40They say the new commissioner

00:36:41went on an undercover

00:36:42assignment ten years ago.

00:36:44I never did meet her.

00:36:46What if?

00:36:47Do not listen to her.

00:36:48She's playing

00:36:49mind games right now.

00:36:53Totally.

00:36:54She can't stand

00:36:54that my parents

00:36:55are back together

00:36:55and my dad's

00:36:56getting a promotion.

00:36:57Exactly.

00:36:58That makes sense.

00:37:00Harrison,

00:37:02arrest her.

00:37:05Collins,

00:37:06the system doesn't lie,

00:37:08right?

00:37:09So run my name

00:37:10and then we'll see the truth.

00:37:12Lady,

00:37:13this is a waste of my time.

00:37:15I think I know a liar

00:37:17when I see one.

00:37:18If I don't belong here,

00:37:19then how did I even get in?

00:37:20This floor is personnel only.

00:37:23Badge verified.

00:37:25Shit.

00:37:27You know,

00:37:27she's right.

00:37:28Security on this level

00:37:29is airtight.

00:37:31The only way

00:37:32you could have gotten

00:37:32in here is if...

00:37:34Collins,

00:37:34she obviously stole it.

00:37:35She's been cleaning

00:37:36lady here for ten years.

00:37:38Now,

00:37:38James,

00:37:38I'm sorry.

00:37:40Better safe than sorry.

00:37:41Harrison,

00:37:42take her the iPad

00:37:42and have her

00:37:43enter in her badge number.

00:37:45Every officer

00:37:46on the force

00:37:46is in that system,

00:37:47even ones

00:37:48who've been undercover.

00:37:49So if you are

00:37:50the commissioner,

00:37:51prove it.

00:37:56Let's find out.

00:38:15it looks like

00:38:16your scam

00:38:16is finally up.

00:38:17Now put your hands

00:38:18behind your back.

00:38:20Shit.

00:38:21That crazy bitch

00:38:22almost had me.

00:38:24I see.

00:38:25Your clearance level

00:38:26is too low

00:38:27to access my information.

00:38:28Would you stop lying,

00:38:29you crazy bitch?

00:38:30Collins,

00:38:32just give you a minute

00:38:33to handle some

00:38:33personal business

00:38:34and then arrest her.

00:38:35All right, James.

00:38:36But make it snappy.

00:38:37I want this whole thing

00:38:38wrapped up

00:38:39before the commissioner

00:38:39gets here.

00:38:40Now sign the damn

00:38:41divorce papers.

00:38:42You ruined my life once

00:38:44and I have a bright future.

00:38:45So I'm not gonna

00:38:46let you ruin anything.

00:38:47Ruined you?

00:38:49I saved you

00:38:50from the streets

00:38:50when you and your daughter

00:38:51couldn't afford fast food.

00:38:53I got you this job.

00:38:55I paid your bills.

00:38:56I fought

00:38:57for your career.

00:38:59And you?

00:39:01Well,

00:39:02you ran back

00:39:02to this whore

00:39:03who left you

00:39:04with nothing.

00:39:05So tell me,

00:39:06how exactly

00:39:07did I ruin you?

00:39:08Would you stop

00:39:08taking credit

00:39:09for my success?

00:39:10I busted my ass

00:39:11to get where I am

00:39:12and you did nothing.

00:39:14I did everything.

00:39:15Let me be clear,

00:39:16James,

00:39:17I told Mark

00:39:18to promote you.

00:39:19I did everything.

00:39:20You would be

00:39:21on the streets

00:39:21without me.

00:39:24You see what I'm saying?

00:39:26She's lost her mind.

00:39:27She thinks Mark

00:39:28takes orders from her.

00:39:29It's pathetic.

00:39:30This is a sad,

00:39:32desperate attempt

00:39:32for you to stay

00:39:33off the streets.

00:39:35What's next, Caroline?

00:39:36You'll fire James

00:39:38if he upsets you?

00:39:41Actually, yes.

00:39:42I can,

00:39:43and I will.

00:39:45Oh, God.

00:39:46You're not going to prison.

00:39:48You're going to a psych ward.

00:39:49Stop lying.

00:39:50Everyone here

00:39:51knows you're a joke.

00:39:52You know what?

00:39:53I guess I am a joke.

00:39:55I wasted years

00:39:56of my life

00:39:57on an ungrateful husband

00:39:58and his vicious

00:39:59little brat.

00:40:00Yeah, whatever.

00:40:01Just sign the damn

00:40:02divorce papers

00:40:02because Collins

00:40:03is waiting to arrest you.

00:40:04Don't worry.

00:40:05I will.

00:40:07And then I'll have

00:40:08nothing to do

00:40:08with you again.

00:40:10Actually, hold on.

00:40:11What is it, Jen?

00:40:14This is an addendum.

00:40:16Sign it, too.

00:40:17That way,

00:40:17your debts

00:40:18stay your debts

00:40:19and my dad's assets

00:40:20belong to us only

00:40:21and you can't

00:40:21take a penny.

00:40:24Five years, Jenna.

00:40:27Five years.

00:40:28I've wasted.

00:40:30My God,

00:40:30I should have

00:40:31just gotten a dog.

00:40:32At least it would be loyal.

00:40:33My dad busted

00:40:34his ass for his money

00:40:35and you're just

00:40:36a parasite loser

00:40:37that latched on to him

00:40:38so you can fuck off.

00:40:41Wake up, idiot.

00:40:43Your dad's paycheck

00:40:44won't even cover

00:40:45the interest of his debts.

00:40:47You mean your debts?

00:40:48I paid mine.

00:40:50No, no.

00:40:50I don't have any debts.

00:40:52That was all you.

00:40:54And for five years,

00:40:55I paid those bills

00:40:56every single month.

00:41:00You should ask him,

00:41:01you know,

00:41:01the worst he can do

00:41:02is say no.

00:41:04Director Mark,

00:41:06James is here.

00:41:07Can we hand him

00:41:08his promotion papers?

00:41:10Promotion papers?

00:41:12Have you met Caroline?

00:41:15Caroline?

00:41:17I know it.

00:41:19Shit,

00:41:20do you think Mark

00:41:20and the commissioner

00:41:21know about the champagne tower?

00:41:23What are we going to do?

00:41:24Oh, uh,

00:41:26James and her,

00:41:27they're having

00:41:29a friendly little chat.

00:41:31Friendly?

00:41:32Don't tell me Caroline

00:41:34went soft again

00:41:35on that bastard.

00:41:36Fine.

00:41:37Take the papers

00:41:38and be Caroline's backup.

00:41:39I'll be right there.

00:41:41Yeah.

00:41:43You are a cleaning lady.

00:41:45How could I possibly

00:41:46have more debt than you?

00:41:47You can't even

00:41:47take care of yourself

00:41:48and you're trying to say

00:41:49that you can take care of me?

00:41:50The debts are all yours,

00:41:52okay?

00:41:52So stop stalling

00:41:53and sign the damn papers.

00:41:56James,

00:41:57you are a high school dropout

00:41:59with zero qualifications.

00:42:01How do you think

00:42:02you got that badge?

00:42:03Because it sure as hell

00:42:04wasn't through hard work.

00:42:08I got here

00:42:09from pure hard work

00:42:10and you're just

00:42:11some crazy bitch

00:42:11that's trying to take credit

00:42:12for my success.

00:42:13All right.

00:42:15I'll sign the papers.

00:42:16But don't come

00:42:18crying to me later.

00:42:28Thank God.

00:42:30Fine.

00:42:38Aw, good job, honey.

00:42:40I'm so proud of you.

00:42:42I've raised you well.

00:42:44Finally.

00:42:45All the money

00:42:46and the shopping.

00:42:48I wonder where

00:42:48we should go.

00:42:50The police commissioner

00:42:52is waiting for us.

00:42:53Yes, sir.

00:42:54Everyone with me.

00:42:57All right.

00:42:58Mark's on his way.

00:43:00I hope you're ready

00:43:01to face the consequences

00:43:02of your actions, James.

00:43:04Spare me.

00:43:06Collins is about

00:43:07to cart your ass

00:43:08to jail

00:43:08and the commissioner

00:43:09will be here any minute

00:43:10to give me my promotion

00:43:11in person.

00:43:13Wow.

00:43:14She's really Delulo.

00:43:15She thinks she can

00:43:16boss around the director.

00:43:18Chief Collins,

00:43:20we're done here.

00:43:21I'll let you take it

00:43:22from here.

00:43:26Harrison,

00:43:27let's take her in.

00:43:30Wait, stop!

00:43:36Mark just gave the order.

00:43:40Wait!

00:43:42Mark just gave the order.

00:43:45What order?

00:43:46He said

00:43:48he wants us to

00:43:51be Caroline's backup.

00:43:53He's on his way.

00:43:54Caroline's back?

00:43:55What does she need backup for?

00:43:57So she can actually

00:43:58order Mark around?

00:43:59Wait,

00:44:00what is the deal

00:44:00with you

00:44:00and Director Mark?

00:44:01Just wait.

00:44:03He'll explain everything.

00:44:04Wait,

00:44:05so Mark

00:44:05is coming here

00:44:07under his earning

00:44:08cord for you.

00:44:10There's got to be

00:44:10something else going on.

00:44:12Were you cheating

00:44:13on me this entire time?

00:44:14Don't worry about it,

00:44:15James.

00:44:16Look at what I got here.

00:44:18Mark told me

00:44:19to bring you

00:44:20promotion papers.

00:44:22You're still

00:44:22his golden boy.

00:44:25Well, yeah.

00:44:29See for yourself,

00:44:30Sergeant James.

00:44:35Baby,

00:44:36you did it!

00:44:37You're officially

00:44:38a sergeant.

00:44:41This is the best

00:44:42day ever.

00:44:43My dad gets promoted

00:44:44and we're finally

00:44:45done with this bitch.

00:44:47Don't you think

00:44:47the party's a little

00:44:48premature?

00:44:49Without Mark's

00:44:50official approval,

00:44:51that's as good

00:44:52as toilet paper.

00:44:56Are you stupid

00:44:57and blind?

00:44:58It clearly says

00:44:59promoted to sergeant.

00:45:00Right.

00:45:02Straight from the committee.

00:45:04Mark couldn't nullify this

00:45:05even if he paid.

00:45:07Forget about her,

00:45:08James.

00:45:09Now,

00:45:10when you're

00:45:10officially divorced,

00:45:12let's think about

00:45:13our wedding.

00:45:15I don't want to, babe.

00:45:16That'll happen soon.

00:45:17This cleaning lady

00:45:18is so beneath me.

00:45:20I'm so glad

00:45:21that I dumped her.

00:45:24James,

00:45:26what goes around

00:45:27comes around.

00:45:28I hope you know

00:45:29what's coming.

00:45:30Dad,

00:45:31just ignore this bitch.

00:45:32We'll be getting rich

00:45:33while she rots in prison.

00:45:36So smug

00:45:37and so stupid.

00:45:39Cut the bullshit,

00:45:40Caroline,

00:45:41you're done.

00:45:42Now,

00:45:42based on Ham's

00:45:43word alone,

00:45:44are you really sure

00:45:45about this promotion?

00:45:47What the hell

00:45:48are you playing at?

00:45:49I mean,

00:45:50Ham's just a detective.

00:45:51He's not authorized

00:45:53to make appointments.

00:45:55That comes from

00:45:56Mark himself.

00:45:57So unless Mark

00:45:58says your name,

00:45:59that promotion

00:46:00means nothing.

00:46:01You know,

00:46:02she's kind of right.

00:46:03But how the hell

00:46:05does she know

00:46:05our appointment protocols?

00:46:07Because I created it.

00:46:14Because I created it.

00:46:18Wait,

00:46:20does that mean

00:46:21she can actually

00:46:22be the commissioner?

00:46:24No,

00:46:24no,

00:46:25Mark's busy,

00:46:26so he asked me

00:46:29to bring the appointment

00:46:31papers

00:46:31and announce it.

00:46:34Huh.

00:46:35Did Mark really say that?

00:46:37Yeah.

00:46:38Let's,

00:46:38let's call him

00:46:39and find out.

00:46:40Caroline,

00:46:41stop already.

00:46:42You are making

00:46:42a fool of yourself.

00:46:44You know,

00:46:44Ham wouldn't be here

00:46:45without Mark's blessing.

00:46:47So,

00:46:48I mean,

00:46:48God,

00:46:49I hate desperate people.

00:46:51You are literally

00:46:51giving me the air.

00:46:53Exactly.

00:46:54How would a

00:46:55clueless

00:46:56toilet scrubber

00:46:57know anything

00:46:58about police hire her?

00:47:00She just can't stand

00:47:01that I'm moving up

00:47:02in the world

00:47:02while she's sitting

00:47:03right at the bottom.

00:47:04After all,

00:47:05she is going to jail.

00:47:06You are so right,

00:47:08honey.

00:47:10She spends her day

00:47:11toilet scrubbing,

00:47:12so of course

00:47:13she doesn't know

00:47:14how the real world works.

00:47:17I'm so glad

00:47:18that you're divorced now.

00:47:20Caroline,

00:47:21maybe you should

00:47:22toss away

00:47:23your toilet brush

00:47:24and get a little taste

00:47:26of the real world.

00:47:28And yet,

00:47:28you're the one

00:47:29who married the

00:47:29toilet scrubber,

00:47:30right?

00:47:32Spending all that time

00:47:33at rock bottom

00:47:34with you,

00:47:34I learned a lot

00:47:36of valuable lessons.

00:47:37Shut up already!

00:47:41Oh,

00:47:43it's Mark.

00:47:44He's probably calling

00:47:45to congratulate me.

00:47:47Dad,

00:47:47put her on speaker.

00:47:48Let her hear it.

00:47:49Might as well

00:47:50expose her to the act.

00:47:52Mark,

00:47:52I just want to say

00:47:53thank you for trusting me, sir.

00:47:55I just got handed

00:47:57the conversion papers.

00:47:58James,

00:47:59listen carefully.

00:48:00Your promotion

00:48:01is suspended.

00:48:08Wait, Mark,

00:48:10no, no, no,

00:48:10you just gave me

00:48:11the promotion papers.

00:48:12Why would you

00:48:12suspend it immediately?

00:48:14I only had him

00:48:15bring the papers

00:48:16over for storage.

00:48:17I never authorized

00:48:18anything.

00:48:20Okay.

00:48:21Yeah,

00:48:22I got it.

00:48:23I will be there shortly.

00:48:25Stay where you are.

00:48:26Yes, sir.

00:48:28What happened

00:48:29with Mark?

00:48:30Why is your promotion

00:48:31getting suspended?

00:48:32Oh,

00:48:33please,

00:48:33God,

00:48:33no more drama.

00:48:34I mean,

00:48:34this is all her fault.

00:48:36No,

00:48:36Mark is on his way

00:48:38here right now

00:48:38to tell me in person.

00:48:42Well,

00:48:43like I said,

00:48:43Mark won't promote you

00:48:44without me authorizing it.

00:48:46You know,

00:48:46just shut up,

00:48:47Caroline.

00:48:48Mark wouldn't be

00:48:49making a personal appearance

00:48:51if he didn't respect my dad.

00:48:53Exactly.

00:48:54James was the star

00:48:56auxiliary officer

00:48:57and the commissioner

00:48:59asked ourselves

00:49:01to come in here

00:49:02for a special surprise

00:49:04so he will

00:49:06get promoted.

00:49:08Don't get ahead

00:49:08of yourselves.

00:49:10I told Mark to come.

00:49:11Believe it or not,

00:49:13everything in this world

00:49:14doesn't revolve around you.

00:49:15Stop talking about it.

00:49:17When Mark gets here,

00:49:18I'll arrest you

00:49:18in front of him.

00:49:19You're done.

00:49:21Dad,

00:49:21it's been an hour.

00:49:22I mean,

00:49:23who is the commissioner

00:49:23anyways

00:49:24and what is this

00:49:25big surprise?

00:49:26The answer to both

00:49:28of those questions

00:49:29is...

00:49:30me.

00:49:34You?

00:49:36Caroline?

00:49:37Stop the act already.

00:49:38I'm not coming back to you.

00:49:41I mean,

00:49:42stop dreaming, Caroline.

00:49:44The commissioner

00:49:44is a renowned

00:49:45internal affairs

00:49:46intelligence agent.

00:49:47The mayor kisses her ass.

00:49:50I married you

00:49:51because you seem

00:49:51sweet and innocent.

00:49:53But the reality is

00:49:54you're one of the most

00:49:55deranged bitches

00:49:56I've ever met in my life

00:49:58and you'll make

00:49:59a very nice addition

00:50:00to Skid Row.

00:50:01Aw,

00:50:02poor little Caroline.

00:50:05She can't accept

00:50:06the fact that

00:50:07I'm a better woman

00:50:10than her.

00:50:12I guess her shock

00:50:13must have broken her.

00:50:15That's why she's

00:50:15acting so crazy.

00:50:18All right.

00:50:19You clearly

00:50:20don't buy it.

00:50:21Go ahead and call Mark.

00:50:25Oh,

00:50:26Commissioner Caroline.

00:50:27Should I bow

00:50:28to your feet right now?

00:50:31Walk faster.

00:50:32Let's not keep

00:50:33Caroline waiting.

00:50:34So, Commissioner,

00:50:35what's the order?

00:50:36Are you going to have

00:50:37Mark fire me on the spot?

00:50:39Yeah,

00:50:40are you going to get me

00:50:40kicked out of prep school, too?

00:50:42Ooh,

00:50:43I'm dying to know.

00:50:44What about me,

00:50:46Commissioner?

00:50:47What is my punishment?

00:50:50Enjoy your little show

00:50:51while you can.

00:50:52When Mark gets here,

00:50:53it's over.

00:50:55Ooh.

00:50:56Ooh,

00:50:56I can't wait.

00:50:58James,

00:50:59get your ass out here

00:51:00now.

00:51:05What the hell

00:51:05is going on?

00:51:07Sir,

00:51:08where's the commission?

00:51:09I was going to

00:51:09escort you guys in.

00:51:17Are you okay?

00:51:19He didn't hurt you,

00:51:20did he?

00:51:21Hey,

00:51:22no,

00:51:22I'm fine.

00:51:26Why is she acting

00:51:27so cozy

00:51:28with the director?

00:51:29Is she his side piece

00:51:30or something?

00:51:31Hey,

00:51:32you shut that hole

00:51:33in your face.

00:51:34This is the commissioner's

00:51:35swearing-in ceremony.

00:51:37Show some goddamn respect.

00:51:39No,

00:51:40no,

00:51:40Mark,

00:51:41Mark,

00:51:41you got it all wrong.

00:51:42She's got the fake uniform

00:51:43and badge.

00:51:44She's impersonating the commissioner

00:51:45and we were just about

00:51:46to arrest her.

00:51:47Are you out of your

00:51:48fucking mind?

00:51:50You're going to arrest

00:51:51Caroline?

00:51:53She means everything.

00:51:54You lay a finger on her

00:51:55and I will destroy you.

00:51:58Why do you care

00:51:59about us so much?

00:52:02You two are sleeping

00:52:03together,

00:52:03aren't you?

00:52:06You watch your mouth,

00:52:08boy.

00:52:09I told you

00:52:09when he arrived,

00:52:10you'd be finished.

00:52:13Dad,

00:52:14Caroline's been cheating

00:52:14on you with the director

00:52:15this whole time,

00:52:16but she's still trying

00:52:17to gaslight and guilt trip

00:52:18you about mom?

00:52:19You're right.

00:52:20It looks like the cleaning lady

00:52:21found herself a sugar daddy.

00:52:23A cheating scumbag

00:52:24and an ungrateful brass.

00:52:26You have abused Caroline

00:52:28for five years,

00:52:29and today I'm going to

00:52:30make you pay for it.

00:52:32Wait, Mark,

00:52:33this is a personal problem

00:52:34between me and her.

00:52:35You cannot abuse your power

00:52:36to help her.

00:52:37Fine, then.

00:52:37Yeah,

00:52:39let's do official business first.

00:52:40Hand me that promotion paper.

00:52:46James,

00:52:48as director of the LAPD,

00:52:51I hereby revoke

00:52:52your promotion

00:52:53effective immediately.

00:52:59You are abusing your power.

00:53:00You do not have

00:53:01the authority to do this.

00:53:02Chief,

00:53:03aren't you going to say something?

00:53:05Hey, Mark,

00:53:06he's right.

00:53:08A committee made this decision,

00:53:10and you don't have

00:53:11the power to override it.

00:53:13The commissioner delegated me.

00:53:16And Collins,

00:53:17back off James Kacer,

00:53:19I'll have you answer

00:53:19to the commissioner yourself.

00:53:20How's that?

00:53:23Chief,

00:53:25aren't you going to help me?

00:53:26I'm sorry, James.

00:53:28There's nothing I can do.

00:53:30He's got the backing

00:53:31of the commissioner,

00:53:32and you may have

00:53:34barked up the wrong tree

00:53:35on this one.

00:53:36I have to go.

00:53:45Kill you fucking bitch.

00:53:47Seducing older men

00:53:48and calling me the cheater?

00:53:50No wonder you wanted

00:53:51that divorce so quick.

00:53:52You found yourself

00:53:53a sugar daddy.

00:53:54Wow,

00:53:55all these years

00:53:55acting all warm and righteous,

00:53:57but really you were

00:53:58just a snake all along,

00:53:59huh?

00:54:00You were quite

00:54:01the actress,

00:54:02Caroline.

00:54:03Acting all hurt

00:54:04when James dumped you.

00:54:06But you were already

00:54:07sleeping your way

00:54:08to the top.

00:54:10All makes sense now.

00:54:12Mark's side piece

00:54:13gets special treatment.

00:54:15Exactly.

00:54:16Mark wouldn't protect her

00:54:18for nothing.

00:54:20My relationship with Mark

00:54:21is none of your business.

00:54:23None of my business?

00:54:24We were married for five years,

00:54:25and you call me the cheater?

00:54:27This guy's old enough

00:54:28to be your father.

00:54:29I guess you'll just sleep

00:54:30with anything that's old

00:54:32and has authority.

00:54:33James,

00:54:35you watch your fucking mouth,

00:54:37or I will beat you

00:54:38fucking senseless.

00:54:40What?

00:54:41Hierarchy aside,

00:54:43you've been wooded for 20 years.

00:54:44But I guess you found yourself

00:54:45a sugar baby.

00:54:46Congratulations.

00:54:49Goddamn,

00:54:50that felt good.

00:54:53Everybody look.

00:54:54He's hitting me

00:54:55to cover up

00:54:55for his mistress.

00:54:58Definitely reporting

00:54:59this to the commissioner.

00:55:00I'm warning you.

00:55:02You say one more word

00:55:03to slander my daughter,

00:55:05and I swear by God,

00:55:06it's funny.

00:55:06Jesus,

00:55:06I will have every officer

00:55:08here use you

00:55:09for fucking target practice.

00:55:11Your daughter?

00:55:18That daughter,

00:55:18my fucking ass.

00:55:20More like

00:55:21daddy's little side piece.

00:55:23Mark,

00:55:24if she was really

00:55:24your daughter,

00:55:25why don't you

00:55:25have the same last name?

00:55:27And Caroline,

00:55:27I mean,

00:55:28we were married

00:55:28for five years,

00:55:29and you never once

00:55:30talked about your father.

00:55:32And now he shows up

00:55:33and he's the director

00:55:34of the LAPD?

00:55:36What kind of shit show

00:55:37are you running here?

00:55:39Dude,

00:55:39I've known Mark forever.

00:55:40He's never mentioned

00:55:41anything about a daughter.

00:55:43Something smells

00:55:43as fishy as

00:55:44seven-day-old tuna here.

00:55:46Who says I have

00:55:47to take my father's

00:55:48last name?

00:55:48It's the 21st century.

00:55:50I took my mom,

00:55:52so what?

00:55:53Spare me the bullshit.

00:55:54You've been screwing

00:55:55this old fucker Bahama

00:55:56back this entire time.

00:55:57I bet you couldn't

00:55:58wait to dump me

00:55:59so you can go play

00:55:59house with daddy.

00:56:01Dad's right.

00:56:02You only married him

00:56:02to cover up

00:56:03your nasty little affair.

00:56:04You played us all.

00:56:05I am so sick

00:56:07and tired

00:56:08of this horse shit.

00:56:09Throw these losers

00:56:10out on their asses.

00:56:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:56:13You cannot throw us

00:56:14out like garbage.

00:56:15The commissioner

00:56:15invited us here

00:56:16herself.

00:56:17I'm gonna get that promotion

00:56:18and your asses

00:56:19are gonna be

00:56:20in a shit load of shit.

00:56:22I'm sorry,

00:56:22are you still dreaming

00:56:23about that promotion?

00:56:24It's time to wake up.

00:56:28The commissioner

00:56:29already promised

00:56:31James his badge.

00:56:32So when she gets here,

00:56:34we will tell her

00:56:35all about

00:56:37your sick

00:56:38little relationship.

00:56:40Thank you

00:56:41for reminding me.

00:56:42The commissioner

00:56:43did want you

00:56:44to have this

00:56:45and I personally

00:56:47made some adjustments

00:56:48myself for your situation.

00:56:50Dad,

00:56:51these must be

00:56:51your promotion papers.

00:56:52They're gonna be sergeant.

00:56:53Honey, congrats.

00:56:57Please remember

00:56:58what you promised me.

00:57:00Oh, well,

00:57:01I always keep my promises.

00:57:02Okay, well,

00:57:03come on already.

00:57:03Open them.

00:57:04Okay, wait, wait.

00:57:07What the actual fuck?

00:57:10Termination notice.

00:57:12What kind of show is it?

00:57:15You did this.

00:57:17You backstabbing bitch.

00:57:19I told you before,

00:57:20you're fired,

00:57:20asshole.

00:57:21Effective immediately.

00:57:23Boss,

00:57:24Mark,

00:57:25please, please.

00:57:26You know,

00:57:27I've worked my ass off

00:57:28for the last five years.

00:57:30I'm a good cop.

00:57:31The commissioner

00:57:32wouldn't throw me out

00:57:33like this.

00:57:34Caroline is pulling strings

00:57:35and you're letting

00:57:36her get away with it.

00:57:37You cheated on your wife

00:57:38and embarrassed

00:57:39the entire department.

00:57:40You broke every rule

00:57:41in the book.

00:57:43I'm letting you off easy.

00:57:45Getting canned?

00:57:46I mean, come on,

00:57:46that's the least you deserve.

00:57:48Deserve?

00:57:51I'm reporting

00:57:52both your asses

00:57:53to the commissioner.

00:57:53I want to talk

00:57:54to the commissioner

00:57:54right fucking now.

00:57:56Regardless of what

00:57:57the commissioner says,

00:57:59I am director

00:58:00of the LAPD

00:58:01and I am telling you,

00:58:03James,

00:58:04you're fucking fired.

00:58:06How many times

00:58:07do I have to tell you

00:58:08to take the trash out?

00:58:09No, no, no.

00:58:09This is an abuse to panel.

00:58:11No, no.

00:58:12You can't just...

00:58:12I gave my promotion.

00:58:13I want to talk

00:58:14to the commissioner.

00:58:15Stop on this.

00:58:16I want my promotion.

00:58:17You still buying

00:58:17my daughter's scout

00:58:18clothes?

00:58:19Give me...

00:58:26Well, this is settled

00:58:27for now,

00:58:27but knowing that

00:58:28piece of shit,

00:58:29he's not going to

00:58:30give up that easy.

00:58:32I'm being generous,

00:58:32just firing him.

00:58:33If he doesn't let it go,

00:58:35then I'll escalate the case.

00:58:41This is all your fault.

00:58:43You stupid bitch.

00:58:44If I hadn't been

00:58:45seduced by you,

00:58:46I would still have my job.

00:58:48Dad, stop.

00:58:50You're going to kill mom.

00:58:51Please.

00:58:52You're...

00:58:58I just lost my job.

00:58:59What am I going to do?

00:59:00I'm going to be homeless again.

00:59:01Oh, baby.

00:59:03But you know

00:59:03I love you so much.

00:59:05It has to be Caroline.

00:59:07She's completely

00:59:08destroying us.

00:59:09That's true, Dad.

00:59:10We just need to find

00:59:11the commissioner

00:59:12and tell her about

00:59:13this whole situation

00:59:13and that's the only way

00:59:14we can get revenge

00:59:15and get our life back.

00:59:17But we don't even

00:59:17know her last name.

00:59:19How are we going

00:59:20to do that?

00:59:22Wait a minute.

00:59:23I know who could help us.

00:59:26Miss Lane,

00:59:27the mayor's wife.

00:59:31What are you talking about?

00:59:33The mayor!

00:59:34William Kane's birthday

00:59:35is in two days

00:59:36and Miss Lane

00:59:37is throwing this

00:59:38huge party.

00:59:39The commissioner

00:59:41is going to be there.

00:59:42We're going to crash

00:59:43the party

00:59:44and we're going to tell her

00:59:45all about this little two.

00:59:48Holy shit, mom.

00:59:49That's brilliant.

00:59:49And then when the commissioner

00:59:50finds out about all of this,

00:59:52Dad will get his job back

00:59:53and get promoted to sergeant.

00:59:54Exactly.

00:59:56Marilyn,

00:59:57I love you.

00:59:57I'm so sorry

00:59:59for choking you

00:59:59but you help me

01:00:00get my job back

01:00:01and I promise

01:00:01I'll make it up

01:00:01to you big time.

01:00:02We're family, James.

01:00:04I would do anything

01:00:05for you.

01:00:08God, I love you.

01:00:10Love?

01:00:11Please.

01:00:12More like I need

01:00:13access to that bank

01:00:14account to cover

01:00:15my debts.

01:00:20Who's that?

01:00:21Hello?

01:00:22Is this Jenna Smith?

01:00:23Yeah, that's me.

01:00:24Miss Smith,

01:00:25I regret to tell you

01:00:27that your stepmothers

01:00:28holded tuition payments.

01:00:30Unfortunately,

01:00:31we have to let

01:00:32your placement go.

01:00:33Wait, tuition?

01:00:34I thought I had

01:00:35a full scholarship.

01:00:36You can't just

01:00:36kick me out.

01:00:37Oh, no.

01:00:39No.

01:00:39I'm sorry.

01:00:41That was a white lie.

01:00:43Miss Carolyn Johnson

01:00:44offered to pay

01:00:44double tuition

01:00:45to get you enrolled.

01:00:46Without that,

01:00:47you actually

01:00:49aren't quite qualified

01:00:50to attend.

01:00:56They just kicked me out.

01:00:58This is the worst day ever.

01:00:59No, no, no, no.

01:01:00Don't cry, baby girl.

01:01:01Look, look,

01:01:02there's got to be a mistake.

01:01:04I mean, she's just

01:01:05a cleaning lady.

01:01:05How does she not have

01:01:06money for tuition?

01:01:07It's got to be Caroline

01:01:08fucking with us again.

01:01:10We've got to nail

01:01:11these bastards

01:01:11before they completely

01:01:13destroy us.

01:01:14What do we do?

01:01:15I want to just

01:01:16go home from now.

01:01:17I'm going to figure it out.

01:01:17I promise.

01:01:18Let's go.

01:01:18Okay.

01:01:26Jesus.

01:01:28What are you guys

01:01:28doing in my room?

01:01:30Sweetheart, it's okay.

01:01:31We just want to make sure

01:01:32nobody ever messes

01:01:33with you ever again.

01:01:34And from now on,

01:01:36I'm assigning

01:01:36bodyguard protection

01:01:3724-7.

01:01:38Dad, come on.

01:01:39I don't need babysitters.

01:01:41This is all my fault.

01:01:43I wasn't there for you

01:01:45when you needed me.

01:01:46And that's why

01:01:47James hurts you

01:01:48and I swear

01:01:48I will never

01:01:49let that happen again.

01:01:50Look, Dad.

01:01:51Look, I know

01:01:52that James hurt me

01:01:53but I can't live

01:01:55my life as a prisoner.

01:01:57Please.

01:01:58Caroline, please.

01:01:59Just...

01:01:59No, Dad.

01:02:00No.

01:02:00I am going to

01:02:01the mayor's birthday

01:02:01party tonight

01:02:02alone.

01:02:04No bodyguards.

01:02:05Caroline.

01:02:06No.

01:02:09Caroline, wait.

01:02:19This is my house.

01:02:21You can't just

01:02:21take it from me.

01:02:25At least tell me

01:02:26what the fuck

01:02:27is going on.

01:02:28James Smith, right?

01:02:29Your medical bills

01:02:30and credit cards

01:02:31are way past

01:02:31their due date.

01:02:32Bankhead has come

01:02:33to seize the property

01:02:34so you can pack

01:02:35your stuff

01:02:36and get lost.

01:02:37No, you have it wrong.

01:02:38Those are my ex-wife's debts.

01:02:39They're not mine.

01:02:41Funny,

01:02:42because your name

01:02:43is all over the bills here.

01:02:46Looks like you're

01:02:47a saint of an ex-wife's

01:02:48been covering your ass

01:02:49for the last five years.

01:02:50Looks like the gravy train

01:02:51has finally come

01:02:52to a screeching halt.

01:02:53Choo-choo.

01:02:58Jesus Christ.

01:03:00What's up

01:03:00with all these bills?

01:03:02Is that why

01:03:03you came back to me?

01:03:04I had no idea.

01:03:05Caroline was covering for me.

01:03:07Dad, you lost your job

01:03:09in our house?

01:03:09We're going to be homeless.

01:03:11We're not going to be homeless.

01:03:11I did not sign up

01:03:13to be broke

01:03:14and homeless with you, James.

01:03:17I'm out.

01:03:19Mom?

01:03:25You can't leave us again.

01:03:27Please.

01:03:27Babe, please, please.

01:03:28We used to have

01:03:29the mayor's party.

01:03:30We will rat Caroline

01:03:31and mark out to the mayor.

01:03:32I'll be back on the force.

01:03:33Everything will be fine.

01:03:35Mom, just give Dad

01:03:35one more shot.

01:03:36Fine.

01:03:38Last chance.

01:03:39But if you don't

01:03:40figure out your shit,

01:03:41I'm done for good.

01:03:53Wow.

01:03:54Caroline,

01:03:55I am so thrilled

01:03:56that you can make it.

01:03:57And thank you

01:03:58from the bottom of my heart

01:03:59for everything that you've done

01:04:01for the last 10 years.

01:04:02I know it wasn't easy.

01:04:03You were my guest of honor tonight.

01:04:05You're too kind, sir.

01:04:06It's an honor to serve my country

01:04:08just doing my job.

01:04:10You know,

01:04:10there's a lot of people

01:04:11from City Hall here.

01:04:12It would be my pleasure

01:04:13to introduce you.

01:04:14I don't want to divulge

01:04:15into politics,

01:04:16but please enjoy your evening

01:04:18with your guests.

01:04:19Very well, then.

01:04:21I'll be around if you need me.

01:04:23Anything.

01:04:24Thank you, sir.

01:04:25And happy birthday.

01:04:27Right this way, Commissioner.

01:04:37Oh, my God.

01:04:39Jesus, this place is insane.

01:04:41As long as the Commissioner's here,

01:04:42I am not finished yet.

01:04:44James, Miss Lane loves me.

01:04:47I've been kissing her ass

01:04:48for years now,

01:04:49so she'll get us

01:04:50in front of the Commissioner.

01:04:52No problem.

01:05:03Hey, what are you doing here?

01:05:07Hey, what are you doing here?

01:05:10You bitch!

01:05:12You ruined our lives yesterday,

01:05:13yet you had the nerve

01:05:14to show up here.

01:05:15Still can't get over my man,

01:05:18you pathetic little whore.

01:05:21Makes me sick

01:05:22even looking at you.

01:05:23Oh, stop flattering yourself.

01:05:25I don't need your permission

01:05:26to be here.

01:05:27I was invited.

01:05:29Invited?

01:05:30You?

01:05:31This is Mr. Lane's party,

01:05:33and we are VIP guests.

01:05:36The Commissioner will be here, too.

01:05:37My dad is going to report you and Mark.

01:05:40Let's see if the Commissioner

01:05:41takes you seriously.

01:05:42We know the Mayor's wife personally.

01:05:46She will believe us.

01:05:47Funny.

01:05:48So do I.

01:05:49Let's see how you plan on reporting me.

01:05:51Listen, Caroline,

01:05:52I do not care if you're Mark's mistress

01:05:53or his daughter.

01:05:54He cannot protect you

01:05:56if he's not here.

01:05:56Don't waste your breath, James.

01:05:59Come on.

01:06:00Miss Lane's waiting.

01:06:10All right, guys.

01:06:11The Commissioner's going to be here,

01:06:12so we've got to find her now.

01:06:14Names?

01:06:15May I see your invitation, please?

01:06:18May I see your invitation, please?

01:06:23Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.

01:06:25She specifically emphasized

01:06:27we should take excellent care of you.

01:06:30James, when Miss Lane arrives,

01:06:32she'll introduce you to the Commissioner.

01:06:47Hey, show me your invitation.

01:06:52Oh, my goodness.

01:06:55The Mayor's VIP guest.

01:06:57Right this way.

01:06:59How did a janitor get on the Mayor's radar?

01:07:02And a VIP guest?

01:07:04She's sleeping with Mark.

01:07:05He obviously gave her that invitation.

01:07:09Absolutely.

01:07:10We have to get the slut out of here

01:07:11before she ruins the whole party.

01:07:13Listen, you cannot let her in.

01:07:14She's my ex-wife,

01:07:15and she's crazy.

01:07:16Just a janitor.

01:07:17She would never make it

01:07:18on the invitation for the Mayor.

01:07:20Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

01:07:22And you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest,

01:07:24so I'm going to follow their lead.

01:07:28Ma'am, you don't belong here.

01:07:30Please leave.

01:07:33I would be very careful, Miss.

01:07:35The Mayor will be furious

01:07:36if you bounce his VIP guest.

01:07:38Caroline, enough.

01:07:40Just because you're sleeping with Mark

01:07:41does not make you untouchable,

01:07:43and now what?

01:07:43You're just cozy enough to the Mayor?

01:07:45Get out before you're thrown out.

01:07:47You better back down

01:07:48before I lose my temper.

01:07:49I will not go easy on you this time.

01:07:51Stop the act!

01:07:53Mark's not here to protect you.

01:07:56We're going to report you and Mark

01:07:58to the Commissioner.

01:08:00I am the Commissioner,

01:08:01and I'm not going to tell you again.

01:08:04You're still acting?

01:08:06Well, everybody here is a cop.

01:08:08Do you guys recognize her?

01:08:09No.

01:08:10I don't recognize her at all.

01:08:12Never seen her before?

01:08:14I've been undercover for 10 years.

01:08:16Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me.

01:08:18Go ahead, ask the Mayor.

01:08:22I do not have time for this, okay?

01:08:24Enough of these childish games, all right?

01:08:25You're just Mark's side piece.

01:08:27That's the only reason

01:08:28that you are not locked up right now.

01:08:30Mark's mistress?

01:08:31Such a big age gap.

01:08:33Gross.

01:08:33If the Commissioner finds out,

01:08:35she'll definitely fire Mark.

01:08:37She is just my crazy ex-stepmom.

01:08:39She got my dad fired,

01:08:41and now she's following him here

01:08:42to harass him.

01:08:43She's an absolute psycho.

01:08:47James is remarrying me very soon.

01:08:52So stop chasing him,

01:08:53or people will start calling you

01:08:56the home record.

01:08:58I think we both know

01:09:00who the home record is here.

01:09:02Don't listen to her, Mom.

01:09:04She is just bitter

01:09:05that we're a happy family again.

01:09:06A total gold digger.

01:09:08You destroyed my promotion yesterday.

01:09:10And what, you came here

01:09:11to ruin the party too?

01:09:12I have had it with you in my life.

01:09:15Throw her out now.

01:09:19You do not work for them, okay?

01:09:22You work for the Mayor.

01:09:22If you do anything

01:09:23that these clowns tell you to do,

01:09:25you're out of a job.

01:09:26Do it!

01:09:26Kick her out.

01:09:27I will deal with any problems.

01:09:30Don't.

01:09:33We're Miss Lane's people.

01:09:36Cross us, and you cross her.

01:09:39I suggest you be very smart about this.

01:09:43All right, ma'am.

01:09:44I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

01:09:46Hi, William.

01:09:48Look, I'm so sorry to bother you,

01:09:49but there's been a bit of a situation.

01:09:52I'm in the banquet hall.

01:09:54I need you to come here right away.

01:09:57Wait.

01:09:59She knows the Mayor personally?

01:10:01Is she actually...

01:10:05Are you kidding me?

01:10:07She's just a janitor.

01:10:09Caroline, sweetie, just go.

01:10:12We'll let this slide.

01:10:13Mark is not going in here

01:10:15to protect you and save you tonight.

01:10:18The Mayor's on his way.

01:10:19It's time to put all this to waste.

01:10:21Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests

01:10:23get his personal attention.

01:10:24Her status must be extraordinary.

01:10:27Wait.

01:10:29In L.A., the only person

01:10:30who gets his reception

01:10:31is the commissioner.

01:10:32What?

01:10:33Could she really be the commissioner?

01:10:35I guess it makes sense

01:10:36no one can recognize her.

01:10:37She's been undercover this whole time.

01:10:40Do not buy her lies.

01:10:41She doesn't know Mr. Lane.

01:10:42The Mayor's going to personally

01:10:44throw out this fraud

01:10:44when he gets here.

01:10:45Keep talking, James.

01:10:47In about two minutes,

01:10:47you're going to be eating those words.

01:10:49I don't have time for this nonsense.

01:10:51Throw her out now,

01:10:51or I'll arrest you, too.

01:10:54Don't you dare touch me

01:10:55unless you want to lose your jobs.

01:10:57Stop embarrassing yourself, Caroline.

01:11:01James replaced you with me

01:11:04because you are just

01:11:06a worthless cleaning lady.

01:11:09Nothing more than that.

01:11:13I've shown you a lot of mercy,

01:11:15but look at me.

01:11:16If you keep pushing me,

01:11:18it's over.

01:11:18I'm going to destroy

01:11:19every single one of you.

01:11:21Enough!

01:11:22Mark is not here

01:11:23to protect you.

01:11:24Time to put you

01:11:25where you belong.

01:11:25Now take this trash

01:11:26out to the streets.

01:11:28You're digging

01:11:29your own grief, James.

01:11:30This is your last chance.

01:11:31I'm warning you.

01:11:32Get off me.

01:11:34All right,

01:11:34I guess we'll see what happens.

01:11:45What the hell

01:11:46are you people doing?

01:11:48Oh, Mr. Lane.

01:11:51This imposter

01:11:52was causing chaos

01:11:53at your event.

01:11:54She's claiming

01:11:55to be the commissioner.

01:11:56Absolutely ridiculous.

01:11:57Imposter.

01:11:58Yes, sir.

01:11:59She even had the audacity

01:12:00to claim she's your VIP guest.

01:12:02Absolutely ridiculous.

01:12:04Thankfully,

01:12:05Mr. Smith here,

01:12:06he exposed her

01:12:07just in the nick of time.

01:12:09Otherwise,

01:12:10she'd have slipped

01:12:10into your banquet.

01:12:11Right.

01:12:14Oh, William.

01:12:18So, you must be

01:12:19Caroline's ex-husband.

01:12:23Nice to meet you,

01:12:24Mr. Lane.

01:12:28Sir, I am.

01:12:29Um,

01:12:31we were invited

01:12:31by your wife,

01:12:32Mrs. Lane.

01:12:33So, you're the one

01:12:33who wanted to throw

01:12:34Caroline out?

01:12:35That's right.

01:12:36Um, just want to make sure

01:12:37everything goes orderly

01:12:38on your big night.

01:12:38She's just a cleaning lady.

01:12:40And we just went

01:12:40through a messy divorce

01:12:41so her mental health

01:12:42is all over the place.

01:12:44She keeps rambling

01:12:45on and on

01:12:46about being

01:12:46the new police commissioner.

01:12:48But don't worry, sir,

01:12:49I am on your side

01:12:50and I won't let her

01:12:51ruin your night.

01:12:58Don't you ever

01:13:00disrespect Caroline

01:13:01like that.

01:13:03Why would you hit me?

01:13:04I'm friends

01:13:05with Mrs. Lane.

01:13:06I don't care

01:13:07who you claim

01:13:08to be friends with.

01:13:09This is somebody

01:13:11that I look up to

01:13:12and you

01:13:13don't deserve

01:13:14to call yourself

01:13:15an officer of the law.

01:13:16You are absolutely

01:13:17freaking clueless.

01:13:22Commissioner.

01:13:23I'm terribly sorry.

01:13:24This is on me.

01:13:25My people

01:13:25let you down.

01:13:27It's fine.

01:13:28What the fuck?

01:13:29She's the actual

01:13:31commissioner?

01:13:34No, no.

01:13:35She was scrubbing toilets

01:13:36and signing divorce papers

01:13:37two days ago.

01:13:38How could she be

01:13:39commissioner overnight?

01:13:40No, no.

01:13:41This is crazy.

01:13:42I thought she was

01:13:43Mark's mistress,

01:13:43just a cheating bitch,

01:13:45but she's actually

01:13:45Mark's daughter.

01:13:48Oh, fuck me.

01:13:50He called her commissioner.

01:13:52And I just tried

01:13:53to humiliate her.

01:13:53I'm dead.

01:13:54I'm so fucking dead.

01:13:57Holy shit.

01:13:58Thank God

01:13:58we stayed out of this.

01:13:59We cannot afford

01:14:00to cross the commissioner.

01:14:01Poor bastard.

01:14:02He tried to divorce

01:14:03the commissioner

01:14:04and throw her out?

01:14:05He's done for.

01:14:09So, James,

01:14:11you said that you

01:14:12wanted to wrap

01:14:13my father and I

01:14:14out to the commissioner.

01:14:15Here I am.

01:14:16Anything you want to say?

01:14:18No, no.

01:14:19No, this can't be real.

01:14:21But she seems so young.

01:14:23Honestly,

01:14:23she doesn't even look

01:14:24like a police commissioner.

01:14:26Are you questioning

01:14:28the mayor of Los Angeles?

01:14:30No, no, sir.

01:14:31Of course not.

01:14:32It's just that

01:14:32no one here

01:14:33has ever seen

01:14:34the commissioner before

01:14:35and you're the only one

01:14:36confirming it.

01:14:37We had no idea.

01:14:39Okay.

01:14:40Well, everybody

01:14:40listen very carefully.

01:14:42I hired Caroline

01:14:43to work

01:14:44as a janitor

01:14:46at the precincts

01:14:47to secretly investigate

01:14:49and root out corruption

01:14:50on the police force.

01:14:51Her status

01:14:52was top secret

01:14:52which is why

01:14:54you don't recognize her

01:14:55and why her records

01:14:56aren't in the freaking system.

01:14:57Got it?

01:15:01I just pissed off

01:15:03the commissioner.

01:15:04Yes, you did.

01:15:05And you're fired.

01:15:06Get this piece of shit

01:15:07out of here.

01:15:08You're stinking up my party.

01:15:09No.

01:15:09No, no, Mr. Light, please.

01:15:11I didn't know.

01:15:12I didn't know.

01:15:13Shut up, you party pooper.

01:15:14Please.

01:15:20All right.

01:15:21You're next, assholes.

01:15:24Caroline.

01:15:26Wow.

01:15:26I did not know

01:15:27that you were the commissioner.

01:15:29Why would you keep

01:15:30such a big secret

01:15:30from your husband, babe?

01:15:33Babe?

01:15:34No.

01:15:36The dirty, stinking janitor

01:15:37was actually the commissioner

01:15:38and I got her

01:15:38kicked out of our house.

01:15:40Oh, so reality

01:15:41is hitting hard

01:15:42and the fear

01:15:43is setting in.

01:15:46The commissioner

01:15:47we've been begging

01:15:48to see this whole time?

01:15:51It was you.

01:15:53Wow.

01:15:56Maybe

01:15:56it was God

01:15:59orchestrating this

01:16:00where we're meant

01:16:01to be in each other's life.

01:16:04No, God doesn't waste time

01:16:05on trash like you.

01:16:06It was all me.

01:16:08The police job?

01:16:10I got that for you.

01:16:13The prep school?

01:16:14Well, that was

01:16:15through my donations.

01:16:17So you really did

01:16:18take care of us

01:16:18all those years?

01:16:26My Ivy League dreams

01:16:28are crushed.

01:16:29Oh, come on.

01:16:30Be real, Jenna.

01:16:31You were never smart enough

01:16:32for the Ivy Leagues.

01:16:34Caroline, look.

01:16:36Had I known you did

01:16:37all this stuff for us,

01:16:38I never would have

01:16:39betrayed you like that.

01:16:40Marilyn abandoned you

01:16:41when you hit rock bottom.

01:16:43I saved you.

01:16:45You cheated on me

01:16:46and you betrayed me.

01:16:48God, you're a real

01:16:49piece of work, James.

01:16:51You two belong

01:16:52with each other.

01:16:53So you were behind

01:16:54the promotion?

01:16:57Oh, now he's catching on.

01:17:00But you know what?

01:17:01Thank you for showing me

01:17:01your true colors

01:17:02and kicking me out.

01:17:03My father was right

01:17:04about you.

01:17:06You never loved me.

01:17:07You never respected me.

01:17:09You were using me

01:17:10all because you thought

01:17:10I was a cleaning lady.

01:17:12No, no.

01:17:13It wasn't...

01:17:13It was not that at all.

01:17:14I thought it was your debt

01:17:16and I didn't want it

01:17:17to drag Jenna and me down.

01:17:18No, those were your bills

01:17:20which I kindly paid

01:17:22every single month.

01:17:23I treated you

01:17:24pretty damn well, James.

01:17:26You threw it all out.

01:17:29It's just not my problem anymore.

01:17:31Dad, the bills,

01:17:33our house ruined everything.

01:17:35Shut up, okay?

01:17:36Marilyn was the one

01:17:37that forced me

01:17:37to leave Caroline

01:17:38so blame her.

01:17:43Excuse me?

01:17:44I am to blame?

01:17:46I helped you

01:17:46to get rid of Caroline

01:17:48because you asked me to.

01:17:50Don't put this on me.

01:17:52Shut the fuck up.

01:17:54I would not be in this mess

01:17:55if it weren't for you.

01:17:57Thanks to you,

01:17:57I'm jobless

01:17:58and I'm going to be

01:17:59homeless again.

01:18:00Caroline, babe,

01:18:01look, I know I messed up

01:18:02but could you give me

01:18:03one more chance

01:18:04and let's get back together?

01:18:05I love you.

01:18:08Oh, so now you love me.

01:18:10That's funny, James.

01:18:12Absolutely.

01:18:13Look, look,

01:18:14I am so sorry.

01:18:16You hid everything from me.

01:18:18I had no idea

01:18:19that you did all this for us.

01:18:20Like, and it's kind of

01:18:21not fair to me

01:18:23because, I mean,

01:18:24don't you see?

01:18:25I mean, had I known

01:18:25I never would have done...

01:18:26Hey, hey, James.

01:18:28I am standing right here,

01:18:30you know.

01:18:31You're getting back with her

01:18:33in front of me?

01:18:34What was all of that

01:18:36lovey-dovey shit

01:18:37that you just said

01:18:38a few hours ago?

01:18:40Dad, you said we were family.

01:18:42You can't just abandon mom

01:18:43like that.

01:18:44Marilyn abandoned us first, okay?

01:18:46Plus, Marilyn is broke

01:18:48and I am jobless.

01:18:48We need Caroline

01:18:49or we're homeless.

01:18:51Caroline,

01:18:52we were together

01:18:53for five years, okay?

01:18:56Let me make this up to you.

01:18:58I will finally treat you

01:18:59like the queen that you are.

01:19:00There is no we

01:19:02anymore, James.

01:19:03That died the second

01:19:03that you cheated on me

01:19:04and kicked me to the curb.

01:19:08Caroline,

01:19:09they're taking the house.

01:19:10Without you,

01:19:10Jenna and I

01:19:11will be on the streets

01:19:11and I can't go back

01:19:12to that life.

01:19:13Please, Mom,

01:19:14I know I made some mistakes

01:19:15but I am still

01:19:15your little girl.

01:19:18I want to go to school.

01:19:19I don't want to sleep

01:19:19on the sidewalk

01:19:20and just give me

01:19:21one more chance.

01:19:21I promise I will be

01:19:22your loyal daughter.

01:19:23Now, Jenna,

01:19:24I think you forgot something.

01:19:25You said that

01:19:26I'm not your mother,

01:19:27remember?

01:19:28I'm just getting in the way

01:19:29of you and your real family.

01:19:30That's your mom,

01:19:31so beg her instead.

01:19:33No,

01:19:34I'm so sorry.

01:19:35I was so wrong.

01:19:36You are my mom.

01:19:37I can't be the laughingstock

01:19:38at school.

01:19:39It will ruin me.

01:19:40Well,

01:19:41you ruined yourself,

01:19:42kid.

01:19:43You knew that your father

01:19:44was cheating on me

01:19:45and you never said anything.

01:19:46You never defended me once.

01:19:48So I'm done with you.

01:19:49All of you.

01:19:50No,

01:19:50no, Mom.

01:19:51I'm sorry.

01:19:52I know I was wrong

01:19:53and I'm so sorry.

01:19:54Just tell me anything.

01:19:55I will do it

01:19:55to make it up to you.

01:19:56Jenna,

01:19:58if your actions

01:19:59and your words

01:20:00don't line up,

01:20:00you're not just lying to me.

01:20:03You're lying to yourself.

01:20:06Jesus Christ.

01:20:07You destroyed everything.

01:20:09I'm broke because of you,

01:20:10you manipulative bitch.

01:20:12Pay me back

01:20:13for everything you've done.

01:20:16Hey, you.

01:20:17I have my own debts to pay.

01:20:21Why do you think

01:20:23that I came back to you

01:20:24in the first place?

01:20:25I thought you had money.

01:20:26Oh,

01:20:27so I'm just your personal ATM?

01:20:28Duh.

01:20:29Why do you think

01:20:30I left you the first time?

01:20:32Because you are

01:20:33broke

01:20:34and useless.

01:20:37You heartless fucking bitch.

01:20:39Whatever happened

01:20:40to you loving me?

01:20:41Mom,

01:20:41why would you lie to us?

01:20:42I thought we were a family.

01:20:47Family?

01:20:49Please.

01:20:50I was so happy

01:20:52being single.

01:20:54You two

01:20:55are like

01:20:57parasites

01:20:58who I can't wait

01:20:59to be rid of.

01:21:01Enjoy being homeless.

01:21:03You two

01:21:04deserve each other.

01:21:08Well,

01:21:10betrayal,

01:21:11James,

01:21:12doesn't feel very good,

01:21:13does it?

01:21:15Caroline,

01:21:16please.

01:21:17Marilyn played us both.

01:21:18She,

01:21:19it's all her fault.

01:21:21Please.

01:21:21You know what?

01:21:22It's not really

01:21:23my business anymore.

01:21:24I can't believe

01:21:25that I wasted

01:21:25five years of my life

01:21:26on you bloodsuckers.

01:21:28God,

01:21:28it just makes

01:21:29my skin fall.

01:21:30Caroline,

01:21:31I'm sorry.

01:21:32I was blind,

01:21:33I betrayed you,

01:21:34but you mean

01:21:35everything to me.

01:21:35Please.

01:21:38You can't turn

01:21:38the clock back,

01:21:39James.

01:21:40You did what you did.

01:21:46It's time for me

01:21:50to start living

01:21:50as myself.

01:21:53It's time for the world

01:21:54to see away with her.

01:21:55So I really am.

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