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00:48I've spent my whole life building what those twisted metal jerkies destroy in 20 minutes.
00:53They've torn up my smooth roads and left my buildings in rubble.
00:57I'll happily drill six-foot graves for all my opponents.
01:10Many years ago, my father forced me into this machine.
01:14When I finally freed myself, I was permanently disfigured.
01:18My torment was not over.
01:20I'm climbing back into my machine.
01:23When I win, I will finally be free.
01:36I'm crashing Calypso's twisted party with my mighty disco ball and my smiling, styling micro-car.
01:44No one at this shindig stands a chance once I cruise my way into that fly blimp.
01:49There'd better be some eggnog at my winner's bash.
01:52See you in the mosh pit.
02:02Ready?
02:04Aim?
02:05Fire!
02:06This is going to be one big-ass barbecue with no one left to kiss the cook.
02:11I'll torch Calypso's blimp and send it flaming into the ground like a Fourth of July firecracker.
02:27The world is being ruined by these macho freaks driving around, shooting and destroying things.
02:33Tiny forest creatures are in danger.
02:36Boycotts and picketing are useless.
02:38Fighting isn't cool.
02:40But it's up to me to save our beautiful planet.
02:53My hunger for souls is now insatiable.
02:57I've had my fill of mortals.
02:59Now I want to feast on the darkest, most powerful soul imaginable.
03:03I will become all-powerful.
03:06There will be no escaping my wrath.
03:09Let the world beware.
03:21My neighborhood used to be peaceful and quiet, until that twisted metal contest came roaring into town.
03:29I can't even hear my TV with all that racket.
03:32I'll run them out, once and for all.
03:46We're two good cops in a world gone bad.
03:49My brother and I will put a stop to Calypso once and for all.
03:53Winning the twisted metal contest will prove to the world that there's honor behind the badge.
03:57And good triumphs over evil.
04:07I'm channeling a transmission from the mothership, Doctrinaria 51.
04:12The bald-headed friendlies tell me I'll win the twisted metal tournament, even though I'm an evil-smelling wacko.
04:18I'm not begging for this victory.
04:21I'm earning it!
04:31Attention, ladies.
04:32Please don't push.
04:33There is plenty of me to go around.
04:34And, of course, I will be signing autographs after I win the twisted metal tournament.
04:39Line up for a ride in my bitching hot rod.
04:41Leggy blondes in front of brunettes, please.
04:53I've been fighting for more than 10 years.
04:55From the streets of L.A. to the far corners of the earth.
04:58I'm going to bring some respect back to South Central.
05:01After I bust some heads in this contest, I kick it with my homies in the crib.
05:14I'm a warrior, a survivor.
05:16I've fought on battlefields all over the world.
05:18I fought to make the world a better place.
05:21This time, I'm fighting for myself.
05:22I may be 107, but I'm strong enough to survive one more time.
05:52Welcome to Twisted Metal.
05:55Your first battleground will be the once pristine city of angels.
06:01It has been only 18 years since the Great Quake of 2007 left the city in rubble.
06:07May the best contestant win.
06:48May the best contestant win.
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